Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of I Heart Radio all Right. So I don't know if you guys tuned into the episode where we left off where I said, in a pinch, because I shower a lot, maybe don't pack enough underwear. I have to do a reverse situation flip them inside out. It's fine. Aaron's grossed out. I shower a lot, so that tells you how clean
those are. Anyways, it got us thinking and talking about how Aaron doesn't want to be friends with me anymore after learning that, and also how I don't have to ever check a bag. This broad went through her itinerary for working a game on Sunday and she has every minute laid out, which is insane. Imagine me doing two games a week. I was doing that for Thursday games and Sunday games. Now imagine when I would not come home in between. I mean, that was a whole legal
pad and mapped out topography. It was crazy. A diarrhyma at a time like this. I never had diarrhea or else I wouldn't flip. Um, that's too much, that's too much. I take a line and I always go over it. I know I'm sorry, everyone, stay with us. Okay. Also, we were talking about how I'm getting better about writing things down as they happen in real time throughout the week so we can then maybe this has gone off the rails, And really, I think, I think, I think
that everyone at this point knows who I am. So you're either in or you're out. If you're not with me, you're against me. Now I am on number four. Hard to believe her number four. I am still on Friday of my list. I've only got no workout. Go ahead. I cleaned the house before the house cleaner gets there. Oh yeah, are sweet. We share the same house cleaner, which we love because trust is very important for Aaron and I and letting someone into your home is a
big deal. So we love our house cleaner. And she's been with me for ten years and with you for eight years. Becomes a family member all the things. Yeah, I got her from you. Love her. I feel bad. I feel bad. Sometimes she comes with her sister, sometimes she comes by herself. I feel bad on the days she only comes with her sister. So I'm cleaning the house before she comes. I'm stripping the bed, I'm starting
the laundry. They do that well, you know, just on the days that she doesn't bring her sister, because I think to myself, like, you're by yourself, I can strip the bed. That's nice of you, well, thank you, But no, it's just that thing where it would be a whole deal if you're like, why am I cleaning before the house cleaner? That like, in the yard, I pick up the poop before the person that I'm have clean up the yard because I don't want to mow the yard.
I don't want to do those things. Fine, there's a lot of things i'll do. I'll do the seven jobs. I'm not mowing the lawn and I'm not cleaning the house. At this point in my life, I can outsource those things because they're gonna do a way better job than I can at it. But I'm picking up the poop in the yard before the person that I paid to pick up the poop comes, and I'm cleaning the house
before she comes. I know, I don't, I mean, you have an extra pair of Andy's, but pick up because I'm picking up the poop and I'm you know what I thought of me? And he's never reapt to with us, And this would be a perfect time for them to do it. Me Andy's I loved you so much? They were my where were you? And Carissa needs a lot. I need underwear. I go commando a lot because I'm out of underwear. You know what I mean? Too much? Okay, ship, what else is on your list? Well? I was talking
about the Lightning, So the Lightning. Congrats to the Fellows going to the Stanley Cup Finals taking on the Colorado Avalanche. The Bolts back in the finals for the third straight year. Holy shit, if they get this done, I'm going to name whatever kid I have whenever I can find somebody to carry this kid uh Nikita Kucher off you And the middle name is Vic a bitman and the last name is Steven Stamko. Say this is going to be a five partner Yeah, a lot. But anyway, so pumped
about it. But I was just realizing, not really just realizing. But when I look in the mirror, it's been a They came back from being down oh and two. I have just absolutely rush. Some people drink heavily during games. I just sit there and pick and pick and pick and pick. This bad job. Airs. After the Lightning win their third consecutive Stanley Cup Final when they went in right exactly, Okay, we're not saying then we'll recall that you know this happened, but why are we picking you?
And I were on a flight home from our vacation, and what did I say to you? You were touching your face. Your hands have been everywhere, and I see you cascading over the left cheek, cascading over the right, and Jerich goes, what are we doing? And then I said to you, do you want me to tell you to stop touching your face? Because I don't need to just start making demands. But I was stop picking your face, and Jeried goes, I don't know why you do that.
As someone who had has been on accutane three times, it's well documented the perils that I've had with my skin. But I finally found something for those of you suffering with jawline acne. Mine is too much testosterone. I get it, I'm a boy. But I finally found this amazing dermatologist in Nashville that said to me, all you need to take a sparrow lactone, get off the accutane, get off all that other crap. Sparrow Lactone has changed my life. And I'm not kidding. I'm so passionate about this. I
have had acne since I was sixteen years old. I'm forty. You do the math. I'm so over it. And I finally have stopped picking as much and just taking that sparrow lactone. So I don't know what's going on there, but keep your hands where you could wear mittens, wear some gloves during the game. What I have is it trifecta. So I have for those people don't know. That's three things. Divisional, the finals, and I'm about to have a Stanley Cup one. It's so bad. Well, I love my boys. I'm so
pumped for them. Let's get her downe. If the Kings can't win it, I want the Lightning to win it. You know, Oh my god, Now are you bringing are you bringing the magnifying mirror over while watching the game? Are you listening to the game while I'm just like, you know what I'm doing. I'm like going like this, I'm tracing finger around my lips. I'm feeling like I find any little bumping then I start if I get nervous, I started to pick it. I leave it alone. They
started to pick it. Then after a win or a loss. I do have a couple of drinks to celebrate. Then that's when the magnifying drink. During the game, I'll have one, but I'm just so nervous. I mean, I don't even have a dog in the fight, and I'm sitting there having an excuse crack open a course. I love that little Victor headman. If you saw him, he just couldn't be sweeter. A lot of um. I didn't want to
say this sweets sweet? Yeah? Yeah, A lot though on that team in particular, right because I was watching the other not really could A lot of Russians are Russian? Um? Are you know? Because I'm part owner in the team, your team. I felt like that with the Seahawks, like when it's I mean especially this was your first of all, you're from Tampa, it was the first team you covered. You can say our team, that's why you're a fan.
You can do that. I'm humped, baby. When years ago today the Tampa h WHOA eight years ago today, the Los Angeles Kings won their second Stanley Cops. Okay, what time is it right now? What was I doing eight years ago? I four o'clock. I was at the hair salon. I was getting my hair done so when they won Game seven, my hair could look great with the pictures again the planet again, the planner. Wait wait, wait, let's let's let's sit on this for a second. So you
went down. Are you getting a blowout? Are you getting highlights? Like? Are we what are we doing here? Oh? I gotta blowout? And my hair curled, yeah, curled, curl, And then I went from Beverly Hills three and a half barrel some people it wasn't good. It was a good one. But my picture, that my favorite picture that I have was hugging Jared on the ice. My hair looks like dogshit because I've been like throwing my head around because it went into double overtime and it wasn't Game seven, sorry
Game five? Wow, Relax, No, you got excited. You don't wear heels because you think to yourself, I'm gonna get out on that ice and I can't worry. Yeah, you can't. That's so stupid. I posted the photo of the girl eating complete ship on the ice. Yeah, you can't wear heels. So you've known me for a million years. I used to wear heels, even evidence by for the I mean,
I tell the story a million times. But the first time I got to ESPN, I was wearing like the shoes I spent all my money on, and Aaron came running out and she gave me this big hug and she's like, welcome to ESPN. If you need anything, I'm here to help you. And I was like, I'll never forget that moment. But I was wearing these total hooker heels that I don't have the ability to first hooker, you know, but they were like they were like very high.
I was. I was notorious for always wearing a heel, like it would be a random Tuesday, and I'm like wearing you And I have like seventeen pictures like you're in tennis shoes and that's why your feet are so adorable. There's not a bunyan. There's not a little thing on the toe. Not to be confused with a bunyan um whatever it is anyway, but I have I have Well he's not available until next week on this podcast. I have terrible feet. You have great feet because you didn't
wear heels for seven years. Um, going back to our list, what else you got? Mhm, that's it for me? Okay, I have another one. The salad dressing packets. Never enough salad dressing? Where are you getting these packets from? So when you order salad and they put the salad dressing anywhere, they put the salad dressing in that side little you know, auxiliary little tup war thing inside the deal or just
the packet itself. Never enough salad dressing. Like I don't want to douse the salad because then it's like a lot of calories you don't need. But I want like a little bit more, like you've got that extra lettuce in the bottom that you could have really used the dressing. For full disclosure, I can't have a lot of sauce because it hurts my stomach. I just told my stuff drenched in sauce. Then you know how to paste a salad dressing disbursement. I'm not good at it, and I
always feel like I'm short on that. Calm Down with Aaron and Karissa is a production of I Heart Radio. For more podcasts from my Heart Radio, visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. M