Episode 66: Sharing Secrets

as Fontanas, but I packed morning. I forgot my computer, I forgot my podcast equipment, and I forgot my running shoes. Okay, full disclosure. I told her I'll bring my computer. Can you bring the equipment. She comes to the airport and goes, I forgot my computer, and I was like, I got the computer equipment I forgot. I was so worried about my I was taking one carry on because they didn't want to be you know, we talked about like you

don't want to bring all the luggage. Yeah, packing for all cold weather places hard, the sweaters occupy a lot of room. And I pride myself on being a really good packer. I was rolling sweaters. You should see. I'm gonna I'm gonna take a picture of how much ship I'm able to get into a carrier. I am a throw But when you don't include the running shoes or the computer or the podcast equipment, really I got a lot more. But anyways happened. It's a time we're ready.

We are hydrating, hydrating with our elector. Like Jesus, I can't even talk without lot of stir life. So I hope everyone had a great week. We intimated over on me three game. It's a little ten minute session we do for those of you that are familiar, a little free conversation about precursory conversation about what we're gonna talk about. The podcast. Part of that we addressed was the Will Smith Chris Rock situation. If you're interested, Okay, I believe

guys still can't believe that. Um go in there for a more in depth combo about it. But it was bizarre. I thought Chris Rock handled like a champ and a humor. Also did a fabulous job of making this is what being a comedian is so helpful. Yeah, you're making the most awkward situations tolerable. Or like digestible, because that's a tough space to be it. But she was so good when she came out afterwards and just kind of said, did I miss something with The vibe is totally changed.

She's just she's got this such sarcastic tone. It's awesome. Yeah, it was good. She's a wonderful bizar. I thought will Smith was out of line, and clearly I don't know how he woke up this morning and felt but Chris

Rock handle did like a champ and I'm bummed. I love Wilson and didn't change my opinion of him, but I think that what it takes away his night too, for I mean winning Best Actor and then the story is all about that, or the Williams family too, or coda the movie, you know, coda the inspirational messages and speeches that came from that whole thing. And then um who won right after will Smith, which was really unfortunate because nobody could focus on that. Just um, nope, nope, nope,

Brian will know. Um yeah, I wasn't create our kid rock. Chris Rock was giving him the Award of the Documentary. No, it was no far away when you get it right, all right, well, well um filling that, like but yeah, I just thought it was unfortunate. But you know what, you can't hit people off. No, you can't hit people off. I'm borned out it was him anyways, what else is going on? So what else is going on? I've got a list? I see do you know what's Did you see the first on the list? Matt Lit a Matte

lip Do you know some happening here? What in that? Yeah? Okay, let's never right behind it. I've never bought a Higlie lip liner or a lift thing before and I just put it on and never had a Matt Lit because I'm always like afraid it's like so dry. Yeah, and I was going to do the thing for Dion for in INVISINESSIP. Okay, and I forgot a lipstick, which is weird because I like so much makeup in my body bag when we bought it out of the airport. I bought it out the airport. K Way, She's the genius

for doing it. I was so excited to use it. I felt like I was at the arcade and like the arm was coming over and I was like, please don't get stuck, Please don't get stuck. Thank you. It's subtle. But it's my first time using a matt Lip and I thought at first time, you know, supporting the Kylie Enterprise, but I know what it really needs it? Yeah? Um, but yeah, I don't know if you were into a math. I need a little bit of likes. Yeah, I'm a big masher, which is why I've got these two jewel

things on the side of my mouth. But yeah, looks good. Okay. I don't know if there's anybody else that's Kylie stuck run Like, how expensive is it? It's got to be good prices because I know they're there, their customer, their demo is mid America. It wasn't. I don't remember the exactly, but I remember not being astronomical. I wasn't like, well this is outrageous. I was just not like a mac Prace, right, I look at more Chanel, But Mac's fine too. Macaphelix

is affordable. Now in high school, it's not affordable. I saved out of money to that spice. It says expensive is you know, it's not as expensive is shal But is it Max prices more Mac yea yeah, sorry, Max truck Medpicchi And then I would understand that question. So fine, Um, okay, well that's exciting. Yeah, there's a lot of color she

offers in the kiosk. I've actually thought about that for where I thought about that, like when you fly into Green Bay or if you fly into like Seattle and maybe having a kiosk or just having a native gift shop. Have you ever forgotten in all of your travels? Have you ever forgotten something and had no? Not the Green Bay story? Bearing Ron said to say no at the airport, like who out there? Male listeners? Or is that Brooks

Brothers in the airport and buying a suit there? I need to know what you've purchased at the airport that came in a handy, Like there's a victorious secret where at JF Cannibal. There's always makes at the airport which I buy. I'm obsessed to story likely like I love everything that she does. I think she's so interesting. But well, I mean you're in there and you're like I need some come rushion. Yeah that I'm curious. I want to

know them. You guys, d M s if you want or have a story about purchasing something at the airport that came in hand because there's really and if I do. I was doing a Christmas Eve game in Dallas, and Dallas has great shopping at DFW, and somebody was coming for Christmas that we didn't expect, and there was a Brooks Brothers and I went and got some know, Hugo boss of course, and like they were closing up shop

and I was like, my flight was delayed. Of course Christmas Eve and I was like, hold on, I need a belt, I need a scarf. I needed something Mary Christmas well and that we holidays. Okay, good? So what was your week like until today? What was my week like? It was good? Let me go to my own calm Down podcast topics that I wrote over dinner. So I lightly told you about this. Oh, I went to dinner a couple of times this week, once with Jared and a couple of times a couple of dinners with some friends.

This were social this one. Yeah, how many people? So I get to finally see people and go out. So Art and I went to dinner this week, lovely dinner that we had in this new restaurant. We were trying and we were looking one thing. My husband ates at dinner at the dinner table, whether we're home or whether we're at a restaurant, is me texting at the table or checking out Twitters? Please put it down. A couple next to us on the phone the whole time. They

didn't say one word to each other. They were of the younger generation. They were very big on this. I love when people do this, the over their food. Sure, the reach over where like their arms are straight and their wrists are straight, and like we're stick at the board. Then they go back down. They are not even talking. It's literally curb your enthusiasm. I know you don't watch it. It blows my mind how people do that. I felt so bad, But they had no interest in talking. It

was all just about their phone. And then that's all I could concentrate on. My attention was fully there. And Jerry's like, okay, back here and talking. So what are they looking at? There's a couple of things on that I couldn't start, and let's get to the network. I don't need to see a picture of your food. I'm not interested. I don't want to see what you're eating. What is going on there? Yeah? And when did this become a thing when everyone thinks they need to see

each other's food. There's no part of what I'm growing through stories. We're like, oh, that looks good. Now, I will say this restaurant in um l a Antico Nuevo Nabo. I don't know. I'm actually going to post it. It's Italian. I am going to post it on my Instagram. I did have my girlfriend Heather. The chef is so nice and he got us in and I loved it so much. And I went there twice last week. The only way it's a Chad, thank you, You're great restaurant and nice time.

So then the next time we go there, we went there on Saturday with my two girls. Chad got you in twice. No, Chad got me in a second time. So, oh, this is another story. I was supposed to go to this restaurant with my two girlfriends. We had talked about it, we were excited about it. I don't like what should talk about brother, Sorry, here's jack I know know that. I know that, and I was like, well, are you have so many I do a lot of friends, you know,

I really don't. So Heather and Jackie all week we're talking, well for the past couple of weeks, we're talking about going to this restaurant and so we're like, all right, we're gonna go. In fact, one of my girlfriend's quotes was, I'm not gonna name who she was. I am going to have sex with that Placasha. Why so good? It's good. So with that on a T shirt of wear, it

never worked out that we could go. And then one night Jared's like, hey, let's go to dinner, and I was like, let's go to those plotes the girls and I really want to try. But I told every server and every waitress that I met in there, if you see me in here again this week with my girlfriends, you didn't see me because I'm cheating on oh ship.

I felt terrible. Did you tell them her? Was this the first time you're telling So Jackie and I live in the same area, went in the car together to go meet Heather there, and as we're I was trying to call them both. Have Jackie there, call Heather at the same time, tell them both I have something to tell you. I can't lie, and Jackie was. We were having serious conmost so we culdit. So finally we were walking to the restaurant and grabbed me by the arm and I was like, I just tell you something. I

was like, I'm not pregnant. Um, I already came to this restaurant this week without you, but it was with Jarrett and it wasn't like another girl. But I did cheat on you. And I feel like she's like, you're a fucking psycho because she's like, why are you telling me? This is nothing? But I felt terrible, like you like your honesty and she's grabbing gum right now because Anne's very self conscient. My brother, so she does not have that brother because I might smell it. So that's the

move right there? Is it? Is it? Let's take a pole, Let's take it. Let's take it to the street. You know, when someone offers you admit, how many times I didn't even offer it? You're right, you took it from my salary room because you don't need it. But when someone offers you admit is your first thought? Do I need it? Or do you think they're just being generous? You know what I'm obsessed with not only do this, but a booker and it's my number one question. Four hours she's

been asking if she has it. I'm like, you don't have anything in there? Do you want me to put something in there? There's something in here. And you know why I feel like there's something in here because I did use Jared's nose cleaners before I came, because you know, we're going on a vacation. I don't want to be sitting this close to when you're seeing a straggler. But now I feel like I can't keep anything in my nose like out I lot good to s It's incredible.

I've never done so Len who I'm obsessed with, you know, I always so she waxes my nose because I hate that the feeling of plucking the nose is tough. But then there's those outer edge ones or that's what I gotta get in there, and you gotta pluck, and it's like I'm crying off of one. I can't imagine trying to do all. But then once you wax, everything's coming down. We're not at Niagara Falls, but might as well. So you and I wipe in our nose. It's just gonna be.

Last night, I was full on convinced when I went to go pee at like three or four rats that I had COVID because I couldn't breathe out of one of my noses nostrils but I realized. I think it's because I like cleaned it out and I don't know, I was all clogged. It was so weird. Don't look right. It's just reminded me. And again are Larry's stories are a plethora, the back stories. I don't watch herb because I liked I like just getting like Larry stories in

real time. Whatever. That's not a humble drive, that's just where we're at. Look, Larry was here for your wedding. Yeah, it's my plus one. Whenever we didn't have a plus one, we would bring each other to different events and things we had to do. So there's my plus one this wedding. But when you were just talking this wedding your way, when you were just talking about reservations, it brought back the most amazing memory. Larry. I used to call it

make dinner reservations. The story is because he he a wouldn't and I was like, I thought it was so rude to ask his assistant to make reservations. I was like, I can pick up a phone and make a reservation. Well, using Larry David's name to make a reservation is going to get us a much better table than mining. They're like Marissa, I would use it even if I wasn't

within it. So wait for this. So the few restaurants in l A, the Felixes of the world, the Wos, the different places like that that I've made reservations at four. When I go to make the reservation now they're like, oh, you give your phone number. Well, my phone number David is underneath his name. Amazing, So they're like, okay, David reservation for two. I'm like, yeah, that's not directed. Then I go and they're like, I'm like, oh, it's under David and it's like me and like you were going

to a girlfriend or whatever. And I'm like, no, no, it's just me. I was like, oh, now he's just here. The look that they have the manager's pissed. Now they're all talking like they thought he was coming in and now he's not coming in. I'm gonna be run out of the zag. You can't ever give it after. You always have to see how long you can take that until he calls me and says, stop using my name on restaurants. I can get you a reservation. You don't

need Chad. I got no. Chad's great, he got us right in Chad, I'll be calling you the numbers under David Larry, Hey Larry. Another thing that happened at dinner on Saturday was, um, I was looking at this gentleman at the restaurant that I thought would be a good suitor for my one of my girlfriend's obviously the one that's not married, at the table, and I was like, Okay, this guy's hot. Yes, was he on a date? He sure was? Did he the one taking pictures of his food?

Because that's they were. In fact, they looked like they were arguing, so I could tell that they weren't happy together. I just felt like he wasn't into it. I felt like he kept looking at our table. Were we kind of allowed sure, so he kept sneaking a peek, kept looking over I kept looking over under my hat. I was like, I think this one's for you. I think this one's for you. I'm gonna find out. So we asked Rachel, the server server there, if she had any

intel on what was going on at the table. She thought it was a second to third date. She also said she has asked many times in the restaurant to check on other tables, like people are single, how the night is going. She's like, oh, this is happens a lot goes. It's l a it happens all the time. What a great game. So then we were like, that's worth to Rachel Intel. Yeah. So then I was like, we gotta try to find a way to talk to him. I have been to football games where fans have tried

to air drop me things. I don't know what they're air dropping me. I always say, do not exact, but I always find it fascinating that they find So it's not fascinating your air drops on. I just sorry. I'm gonna try to find an air drop around this year my mind right now? How my air drops rolling on? But like, okay, air drop everyone, where are you? I don't know where to find So where am I finding

that guy? So well, like go to the check well, like you're going to send me a picture and then it comes up on your air drop but where like I'm saying, hi, okay, so I just way too Yeah, I know where do I go to send? No? No, okay, no, don't you tell my problem? So what do I do? Okay, I'm gonna go send you them because it's not a photo I wanted to send a tax that said I don't know about so that's my whole poo. I only know the picture air drop because it comes up, so

this will the menu to picture air dropped. Yeah, that's all I know. So I guess I should have taken a picture of someone saying yeah, yeah and then tried to find you. You can't. They used to have the remember Virgin Airline or maybe they still have it the Virgin America see two see Yeah, I like them. By the way, I did some messages and then I was like, you should yeah, did, And then I didn't know if I should like converse back or what because then it's

like I didn't like. I mean, it tells you what seat it's coming from, but then that's awkward You're going back and looking at the seat. And then it felt like I was judging and I was more into like the Love is Blind, I love me, just converse my conversing. Yeah, as finished season two of Love is Blind, I did. Then I was so late to season two. That's okay, fantastic, Shane.

What a character? What's the girl? Um? That was? I don't know, you know, I don't know names um the blonde girl because she was really Christian and then she was with the asist guy, and then she was really into the other guy, shaneen Shana. There was a shame a shaain A, and I'm like, leave them alone. But it really surprised me that the one couple of the guy that she liked with the girl. I thought they were going to be so in love forever. What was

her name? No, if this is not helping describe anything when I'm just saying the girl and the one that is with Shane, Yeah, yes, and her parents were really sweet and you know, very traditional. Yeah, I was shocked that she I want to know more about the fight that happened. Yeah, right, Yeah, if you guys know them or know where they make reservations, we would love to have Rachel. Did I tell you I found out about the wineglasses and why they're the weird gold? No? But god,

people m when I asked it. So what happened was because the edits in the show, like the producers don't want to show if they started over or they picked it up in different places, and the wine glasses are different levels, you know what I mean? Like what kind of companies art? And pretty know she took a bite of the pancake, but when you see her again, it's three bites of the pancake with us. Yeah, the continuity

is the word we're looking for. And the scene in the movie is when Julia Roberts and the Hodda And you know why I always make up this because when she's wearing that hope and she looks like it's like that. So Bryan brings up a good point right now, He said, wait, finished the story. Did you ever talk to the guy? What happened? Well that Daria Ryan's our producer. He keeps our squirrel on track. Either actually is a squirrel out

there and a moose and a cap um. No, we didn't because we got from Rachel that he was His height wasn't really what we were looking for. And um, okay, yeah, okay, I think that I I don't. My girl needs a little bit more hight I need all the because I'm a tall gal and I don't want to be doing laundry and saying are these your jeans are mine? I want to be very clear about who they are, you

know what I mean? So I had an eventful week, and I was gonna tell you I've had a very eventful Um, but I had a number two on my list here that I was gonna tell you about. I was starting to tell you it doesn't have anything to do with number two. Actually it does it, that's right. So I was on the phone with you earlier this week and I was pulling up to my house and I took a picture of something and I was like, oh, look, I can't wait to tell you about this, and I said, wait,

I'll save it for the podcast. So my dogs, Willis and Daisy are wonderful dogs. Their house trained. They don't really have accents toss over her stomach issues. But I always leave the back door of my house open, so then go out to the yard, come back in. Set that to duck. In this particular case, I'm wanted to secure the house, secure the perimeter, so I kept them inside and they ended up being there longer than I wanted, let's say to the tune of four hours, which is

like a long time for them. I come home and the second I walked in the door, you know, you know something's happened. And if not gas, it's shipped. And I was like fudge, because any baby, I didn't want to have to leave them inside. B I was gone longer than I wanted to be, And I was like, God, dangn it, this is gonna be somewhere, and it's gonna be somewhere bad. And it's bad. It's always on a rock. There's hardwood floor everywhere. You know. They felt bad about it,

of course. Have The reason that I know Daisy was badly abused before I got her was because she had accidents. Never gonna get mad a doctor. I'm just feeling bad for myself that I'm now down another rock in the house. Did they get into something? What mean their stomach hurts so bad? Well, I had them groomed, and you know when they do the thing in the cooper, like the valve thing, what's called the valve thing? You mean the anal gland release, That's the one I just set her

every single month. Well, this doesn't happen a lot for them, And so they had it this time and it made them go to the bathroot run and I was running. So I'm like searching. I'm like, it's not here. I like that rug a lot great that when something and went over here whenever walked right up to the top of the stairs. The white dog, oh of the white drug and I was like, did you ever think on our podcast we'd say, you know, glad release? I didn't say you did, and I didn't you know, I allowed

you the opportunity. You know, what's my is to call it in Manhattan Beach and say, hey, guys at Saron Andrews. You know, oh you oh yeah, we'll get rid of how he's back saying. But I'll be like, hey, guys, how are you that Saron Andrews? Hey Aaron, how's how are we doing? He's great? Can I getting me for an anal gland release? Do you know just how? I'm like, They're like, oh, does he need it? I'm like, yeah, it really does. It's time. How do you know he

needs it? I just because I start smelling like you smell like it's rotten fish. Oh. I never had that smell. I just did. The groomer was like, oh, we did that this time, and I was like, big dogs usually get it all. My Golden's got it. I'm not gonna lie to you. Guys who were out here in Montana during the quarantine. We ended up living out here for like two and a half months. When everything shut down

in California, we came out here to Montana. Obviously, we packed up Howie and we were out here and all of a sudden we came home one night from being out to dinner and you walked in the house and you really do it right away the fish smell. So we had had a ton of cocktails branch waters, and I was like, Jared, you're gonna have to do it, or he's gonna come in our bedroom and smell like, Oh, we wa watched video. We've watched a YouTube video on how to do it. Some people like, really get up

in there. We didn't. It was like squeezing his zip. Aaron, you've released your guided and am glam My husband was that here? Because listen, if we hadn't done it, what the fuck? He would have gotten up on the bed and smelled like a fisherman all night long? Like how did he end up doing it? We were just enough intoxicate it that we watched the video. Now, fingers weren't going into anything. They weren't. It wasn't. He just got

ahold of his bum. He squeezed it like a pimpole. Unfortunately, how these anal glands were so bomparted all over a little guy, how looking for a vet to come do it, but he got it a little bit out just in time, and Jared's face, no, are you my husband? You put his butt one way in his head? Was then now I'm figured right, I mean he Jared starts head. Isn't like he's giving like how he's giving birth. No, I've never done it. Okay, I mean I will put a

tutorial up. You put the dog's bum facing the other way Jared's hanging on the other side, and just squeezed his bomb. Then we gagged and cute, and then the dog was fine. Everybody's good. Well, all of a sudden he wasn't fine Willis or Daisy, which gets to the crux of the story. Wasn't Willis or was it Daisy? No, I don't know. So now I can't I gonna get mad at either one of them. But then I was like, so then I have to lift up the competator, but

that's so heavy. I slipped out of my hand and it was a big mark on my heart and befloor, which you know how I feel about that, you know, especially because most of them don't come from um. So now I'm sitting there almost in tears, having to roll up this carpet or this rug and like she lept it down the stairs and I'll put up heavy with it was so heavy and I'm gagging with the smell of poop. Whatever, It's fine. I used to be a nanny again, you know, changed a lot of baby diapers.

But I it's the smell of dog anal released. Hoop is a ton you know. Anyway, I hope none of you were eating while you were listening to so back number two, list number three on my list. I'm excited. I haven't been skiing in a long time, and I'm gonna hit the slopes up here and never know there's none and right there I it compend up. Wanted to wag a torn a c l or a trip to the next Olympics. I'm not sure I will be singing California Love though you love. Yeah, yeah, that's what I

did last time. Maybe your renditionous on that note. Yeah, So there's going to be some stories from Montana. Um what else am I looking forward to appear? I love the fresh air. The second I get into the mountain range, I am just breathe it all in kind of a goal. We have it. Oh my tear drinks. Okay, we haven't even gone. Fact, we literally just came in and I was like, let's see if the ethernet is working. Yeah, look at that connection. Good job, well it is um okay.

Another thing that Aaron had teased on the last episode was about a line good call. Right, So during quarantine, Aaron came over to my house. It was right after our birthday May fourth. If you guys are looking to get us a gift, it was and a girlfriend of Importney was so cute. She's like such a great gift giver. She had put together like a little like Moscow meals, and she put together this whole arrangement and part of them was a good I didn't eighty bitty lime tree,

like you know how small it was. I was like this bit and I already had a lune tree. I felt lucky, so I would just share. You know, when I gives you lins make life sit on or don't. So I gave Aaron this business now two years ago to you and Jared's credit. You planted it, went home. You planted it, and there hasn't produced one line. She's like, are you sure this is a line tree? I'm like, yeah, it's like my ovaries, it hasn't produced one thing. Um

to Joe, I'm turning that attitude around. By the way, I started reading it like the you. I thought it was funny, and it's funny. So um so the lime tree hasn't produced a line and she's and it's oh, I just thought of this like when a car's bad, it's called a lemon. This is a line. It is. So we found out it's supposed to be in eight hours of directs. Some my this is probably in four because it's on the one side of transplanter. Yeah. So the gardener told us that it's too far along to

uproot it, you know what I mean. So we're gonna get my grod. I was speaking nice. That's fine. There's a great blatter bottle. Yeah, your teeth on the metal straw, which I have a problem with doing all the time. So I thought the straws were great. Yeah. So a lot of fun adventures. If you guys have questions, you know what to do. Submit them at your leisure. We appreciate you guys get submitting themselves before we jump off of here. I would love to you have the questions again.

I want to answer just the one, one or two at the end, sure before we go, because I think it's very kind to be blast the questions what would you to be inspired to create? House? Well, Aaron's house in particular. Um, I just the second I walk in here, it feels magical. And for me, I always wanted somebody to feel like that about a little bit of money or a lot of money or whatever a number. Even in my dormitory, I wanted to feel, you know, like

it was. I was proud of the space. So the inspiration behind house and Home is that everyone should be proud of the space. What has been the best experience from having a house and home so far I've had? This is dramatic, but not my works. There's a couple of different clients tell me that I've changed their life. I can see that. This one client, she's so so sweet. She was like a Jillian Gregory. Yeah to read, Yeah,

she will remain anonymous Jillian Gregory. Um. Now it's not in this particular case, but she has also been a dream client. She just lets me do whatever whatever, I'll do the reveal later. Um. But this particular client said that she always felt like she had to do whatever her mother and by the way, she was a grown woman with a child like that, And she said that she always has felt like she just had to do

whatever her mom said. So her mom had told her to buy all these different like pieces of furniture, and they were in her house and she's liked it never felt like my home. And finally she was like, I got the courage. I called you. You read in my house and now it's my home. And so when my mother comes over, I'm like, I'm standing up to you missed the first step and I'm like, whoa she said, A changer? And how is her mom? I don't think

she's happy with house and home. You know, you lose some clients to gain other to but I would like to. I wanted to empower her, and she told me that I did. So anyways, it may be a throw pillow to you, and you may be throwing away relationships by getting them, but we're rugs. When you leave your dogs in the house for exactly four hours, um, that was like, no, it's not how I can hold it for longer. I know you anyway, you know what bend over, I'll show you and I'm not know I calm down with Aaron

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