Episode 58: I’m Either a Disaster or a Good Time

got it done before I was dating Jarrett. And it was also one of those things where it's like, I don't know if you have those, like I don't want your better half to see it because you realize how unattractive you were at the time. I was definitely annoyed. I remember, you know what annoyed me was the person said smile, and don't say that to me, because I mean, what am I supposed to do? Like I'm not smiling when you say that to me? I thought, you're not

supposed to smile on a passport picture. I definitely was blooded and I was greasy, so I looked so bad in this And it's one of those things. I think we've discussed it before. Like my husband is very aggressive with the travel. He handles it all. I appreciate it. We're running through airports to get in certain lines. But when he sees it, he is like, my wife is a looker. Oh my god. Okay, you your passport picture is you know, most people's like, you know, headshot for

the rest of their life that they actually would want. Okay, two things. I'm in Nashville. Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast. Per usual, we're just into it. I haven't spoken to Aaron today, which means that we're just gonna let it all hang out. Because sometimes we talk before the podcast. Sometimes we don't. We should never talk before the podcast because then it's like, so I am in Nashville. I just wallpaper this wall. You know how we feel

about wallpaper. What kind of wallpaper is? Its texture? I mean, it's not Philip Jeffreys because I'm not as rich as you are. Philip Jeffreys is like the most amazing wallpaper of all time. And Aaron and her wonderful Mountain Lodge has the most incredible wallpaper that I just go around touching. Don't touch the walls. It's like, don't look at the art in the met But so I just got this wallpaper. This is going to be in office. I would spend

around the computer thing. But it's gonna be a whole production. I am going to do a full Nashville reveal because I did almost finished this bad boy, and you know I love a home renovation, so that before and afters are in my humble opinion. Um great. So anyway, so I'm sitting in Nashville. I'm here for the next couple of weeks. But passport pictures bringing it back the past? Why so close? Speaking of blow Like, my passport picture is just cheeks. I look like Alvin Simon and Theodore

all together, and it's just this close up. But I'm gonna tell you what pictures really bad? And I don't know if they allow a redo, but clear and every time I have fingers, the eyes never work, and I have to say to them, can we please use the fingers? And they've already pushed the eyes and they've already moved it down, and now we're used the fingers, And now I'm like, I gotta use lotion because my fingers are

not registering on the scanner. And then the picture pops up and I'm like, mother, how do I redo the clear picture? Is this an option? I feel you asking Jared Jared's bringing my passport picture down. We don't want to show that. How wait you can't hear Chrissa, but just say to Chrissa, Hi, honey, how's your day? How do you shoot? Um? What was it? How these two are hungover? That's why she's doing that. Look right now, how bad is my passport picture? Like the first time

you saw? What were your thoughts? If you want to be close to this Mike, little chubby cheeks, and yeah, you're not happy. A little shiny, little shiny told you. I'm trying to figure out how to put this in the without like giving away your information. You know that's about right, that's perfect, Okay, you know you. Thank you. It's a little on the blurry side so I can't see, but I will say this. It's the shiny at the shiny coming pissed off. You know. Look, here's what I say. Actually,

this is a whole deal. It's better to look worse than those because then the person sees you and they're like, oh wow, you're so much prettier. I'm gonna tell you right now, your girl over here with my driver's license, which I'm having a hard time giving up the California license. I was hair and makeup ready because I came straight from Extra on purpose to the d n V. I fucking look great in this picture. I'm telling you, I

lot ready to give it up. There are very few pictures that I like of myself because I'm always very critical and I'm like, oh man, whatever, this one's crushing and I am so mad. But I will tell you this. It happened today at the bank. I gave my license to the woman for for a withdrawal and she goes, oh, wow, you look so pretty in this picture. And I was like, well, fuck, this is because I'm mailing it in now. We might want to go the other way. Let's take this to a poll. Write us a d M S on the

comm Down podcast. Would you rather have a good license and passport picture so people go, wow, you're way prettier in person. Or would you rather have a good passport, clear or driver's license? So then people like you used to be pretty? I don't know, I don't know. Take

it to the streets. Yeah, we're taking it to this eat and not that everybody has to deal with this, but but you know prime example, and you mentioned clear t s A. When I walk through you know, we've got the mask on and they're like, you give it to them, take your mask off, and they look at my picture and they're like, oh, that's what you look like, and then I'm all made up. So I disagree. I think sometimes it's bad to have like a shitty photo

of yourself. But then don't they look at you when you're and then like you're they're like, wow, she's so pretty in person. I don't know. I don't know. I think they feel like I'm fooling America with like all the makeup the others. You can't fool anyone in four K. I'm gonna tell you that right now. There is nothing

if that goes unnoticed anymore. It's like way too close for comfort sometimes, but you still work, ok, well, like it's the four it's the TV, Like there's like used to be the four D now or K might be five Z by the time this thing is over. I don't know. Golly, wait, so you have clear. I thought you were doing clear. I know I have clear, but I'm not clear. T s a pre check. So that's your line. Oh someone, someone's trying to get in the door.

Hold on a second, you know when it goes to your phone and then you miss it, and the ups they're like, or I don't know that person, Yeah, don't let them. Um okay, So I go. There's two different lines, especially at JFK. Anyone that travels at JFK, you know,

it's like you've been banished. There's a clear line that's right when you get to Delta, and it's the t S A pre check line, and I try to sneak over there, and then they look and they go that way and you gotta walk seven miles like you're going to Lagordia to get to that clear And every time I go over there, I'm like, I'm the kid at the you know, the kid table. I'm totally judged. But it's my fault. It's the off season. It's something I said I was going to do, so I'm going to

do it. Um do it, do it? Do it? Okay. So that's what's happening in our neck of the woods. I think, by the way, they should for passports, driver's license clear anything that needs our photo, we should just stick to one like our avatar with Twitter, you know what I mean, submit it and stick to one Like why do I need to take a picture my clear photo is when apparently I thought having white hair with not one single low light was a healthy for my

scalp and be attractive for myself. It was just terrible and these really really fake thick gold earrings from I think Ross. I don't know, but that was what my Atlanta or my house was living in Atlanta at the time. But that's what my clear photo is. So whenever I put it in, they're always like, oh, you're so young, and I'm like, yeah, and really harsh with that hair, but oh well, I thought it was cute. No, you're

doing great, sweetie. Hey, speaking of doing great, we need viewers, listeners all the above are very concerned when you voice a health issue, which I love and I think is so sweet. We need to check in and diagnosis on the chest burning. So yes, I did over the weekend check in on the d ms that we were getting. People said it could be everything from an ulcer to maybe a rib out of place. I'm feeling a lot better,

I will be honest. I didn't give a lot of details on the symptoms because I thought I would spare everybody the details and maybe the more for myself. But um, I think that we are in the clear. So I appreciate everybody reaching out. So I think, okay, good, maybe something I ate Aaron. Thank god Aaron has some discretion, because, as you guys have learned on this podcast, I have zero. So maybe I should start being more like Aaron and leaving that I won't. I'll never I'll never have discretion.

So it's fine. Neither love it or you hate it is what it is. Um okay. Also an update I mentioned on the last couple of things on the last podcast that we didn't get to. I was talking before we got on the last pod about me coming to Nashville and how when I come to Nashville, how obsessed I am with doing karaoke, and I love you guys can find me on Broadway performing at any time anywhere. I will get up on stage at Tootsie's, I will get up on stage at the stage. There's no place

that I won't do karaoke. Yet I love it so much. It's so embarrassing because like Nashville is like a townfull of like real singers, and so I just love it here. I'm only here for a couple of weeks, but if anyone wants to go do a karaoke run with me. I'm down. What's your go to tune? I thought you would never ask um share if I could turn back time. There's like a love from turn Child. Do you do it with her accent? Or do you do it as you singing? And you love me, love me do? Wow,

that's just like a sample. I'm not even warmed up yet. Imagine how good this is going to get. And then there are moves involved. In fact, I'm willing to share with our listeners on our Calm Down podcast. I g a performance that someone recorded, not because I asked them too, but they did. And you guys be the judge of the moves. Okay, I get really into it. I go down with the mica, I go up with the hand. There's I mean, half of its performance. Let's be honest.

I love Taylor Swift. She's not a good performer. Carrie Underwood good performer. Taylor Swift only does like one or two moves and like has a cat in the picture Carrie Carrie doesn't. Yeah, but I mean it's kind of the same core areography. I'll step in and judge the choreography. Seven um no, it's six seven eight okay, good, So you judge the choreography, get a lecture. See you need you need to get out here right now, and we need to hit up Broadway and anybody else that wants

to come with us, we won't stop you. Oh blown away would be yours. You know, I need to learn those words Bonnie Rate. Let's give him something to talk about. You don't know anything about Bonnie Ray. I love her. Oh my god, I didn't know that you knew your mind. I'm so proud. That's my Spotify list right now to see what my song would be. I'm gonna go back. So I don't know if you guys have are wonderful listeners, loyal listeners and viewers have heard Aaron and I on

a new segment we are calling the pregame. It's ten minutes we do before this podcast, So if anyone doesn't have the endurance to listen to our full, you know, forty minutes of fun, it's just a little light sampling over there on the pregame. Ten minutes We were talking over there today because we had a wonderful viewer chime in with a question about would we ever want to trade places on the sideline Aaron goes to studio. I said, no fucking way. I'm not interested in going on the

sidelines anymore. I don't know how Aaron's done it for so long, but she's the best at it. Okay, fine. One of the reasons that I don't want to go back on the sideline is for all the travel I did a bit of traveling. I had to go to Texas, got stuck different night storm. I was doing a house in Staff for my favorite clients I've ever had in life. There that just the best. I would get stuck in the North Pole for them. But I had to go through Columbus. I was calling you. There was a lot

of different detours in this situation. I wake up the plane lands. I'm a great sleeper on the plane. I'm not a good sleeper in real life as of late. We'll get to that later. I need some of TV's pills or whatever he has the what is it, the cranberry whatever something He's got some magic t I oh, my god, I usually get those a lot. Sure, But anyways, so I fall asleep on the plane like I normally do. I get up and I'm going to get my bag out of the overhead standard move and it gets stuck.

Every overhead is a different size based on the plane. Then it's based on the you know, the aircraft, the delta. I know on a cross country I can get this suitcase and no problem. Well now we're on the Southwest, and now it's a smaller okay, fox, So the suitcase fit on the way out here is not fitting on the way home. So I'm jamming it now. People like,

can we hear this is what I'm talking about? Now, I'm holding up the whole line, and I'm like, but but I felt like Ben Stiller and Meet the Parents where it's like he's trying to jam the suitcase into the conveyor belt thing and it's like it doesn't fit, so they have to check. He loses the engagement ring. I'm like, this fucking thing fit, and you just stop swearing. This thing fit on the way out here, and now

it's not fitting on the way home. So I'm ripping it out and I feel like a NASCAR pit crew. If you don't, you've got like twenty seconds to gather your belongings, get everything together, and roll it down ear else everyone looks at you like you're a jackass and I'm not a new traveler, but why can we not have a little grace in the you know, the the

exit off the plane. No, I mean, who was our guest that was talking about this, Brian Bumgardner, Like people are just in such a big hurry, they're so rude. I also die for the person that's standing behind you and their suitcase is one ahead of yours, so they're reaching and it's like, my head is here. And by the way, if you hit me, and I have even more neck problems than I already have, Like I will come after you. Basically I was gonna say, punch you

in the face, but that's aggressive. Um No, I feel you. It's kind of the same thing we were just talking about with pictures and making them one size fits all. Why can't we just have one bin that fits all. I don't care if I'm what a goddamn embry are like, you know what I mean, that's not my problem, I know. And then the other part about this too, And I said something I don't normally say this, but I had

paid for a first class seat. I want to comfort, so I deserve the overhead compartment in the first class area. This gal in front of me put her suitcase in the overhead, so I'm thinking, oh, we're seat mates. No, she put it in the overhead and kept walking, and I was like, hey, I was like, you got you gotta take that down there. I was like, this is my Space because now you're taking down my Space. Do you still have that? I don't. I never had my

Space account. But you gotta take it. You You your overhead is in twelve C, mine was in four B. I paid for that overhead. You need to take cars, and I'm not the asshole. Move it on down. I don't like it. I don't like it. You throw it up there and then keep walking. Now you're getting u t e s the stress on your body. I know I have a So this is exactly why I stay in studio. Why get in my car, I drive to

the fox lot and I drive home. I don't have the patient You are a much more patient person than I. And when it comes to traveling, Nope, no, no, I'm definitely crabby. When it comes to traveling, you just kind of have to put your head down and go. And it's just hard to deal with the people that don't know how to travel. It's like, I don't apparently. Yeah, it's a bummer, so you're not sleeping well. So I haven't been because of the traveling too. I mean that

doesn't help. I don't know. I haven't been sleeping well. I'm the person that normally can fall asleep, like I said, anywhere, anytime. And what are your symptoms, like, are you up thinking? Are you going to sleep for a hot second and then waking up? What are you like? What's your symptoms? Here? My symptoms doctor all the Green Bay doctors. And I go and I go. I'm like, oh, I'm tired. I'm ready to go to bed. And then I always take a shower before I go to bed. It's just like

a thing. Whatever if I make up on my face or whatever, take a shower, go to bed, and then I lay there and I stare at the ceiling and then I toss and I turned and I've never been like that before. In the last couple of weeks, I'm just thinking and then I get up and I write to get stuff out of my brain. Sod to do list. But yeah, I'm having an issue. And I feel for people that have ever had insomnia or don't sleep very well, because it's never been an issue in my life, so

I'm open to andying all suggestions. I know that you, as I mentioned, have the TV twelve stuff. I'm going to ask for the link and purchase. And I don't like taking that melotonin or the night quill, then I might be sleep until noon the next day. I don't want to get too crazy with you know, the remedies for it. It's just something I've never had before. So I'm looking at it right now because you guys have

actually reached out to me about it before. TV twelve has a website that you can go to, but he sells these supplements that are all natural and this is not an ad. I swear that I know. I'm asking me to say this. Yeah, but you guys there, it's really really good. You take two before bed, and you know, I go out and I throw five touchdowns a year. But it's called sleep. It's the sleep you've been dreaming of. And can you text me that? Yeah, it's fantastic. I'm

damning it to you right now. It's so good. Relax before bed, fall asleep, faster, improve quality, sleep, faster, perfect sending it your way, It's great. I love it. Thank you. Speaking of d M s. As I mentioned before in our pregame, we were answering some of your guys's questions. Um, you had a question which was wonderful. It was from Megan one Hoffman. She said, can Aaron talk about her Dancing with the Stars experience? If you're interested in that response,

then head over to the pregame and listen. But I wanted to expand upon what you said with your relationships that you made on that show, in particular Maxim, who was your dance partner, and I know a friend that you made afterwards, and everything that's going on with him and the situation in Ukraine. Yeah, his family is from Ukraine, and I believe he was filming a show out there. I think it was a Dancing with the Stars show, UM, in the Ukraine, and he has been there. It's been

well documented, it's been picked up everywhere. He's kind of doing live updates and putting them to his social media account right in the center of everything, which has been frightening. UM much love, teas and pieces are But Pat McAfee would say to Max and to Peter his wife, and to Val his brother who you also know, and his mom and dad. As of today, my sister and I were texting about it that he is trying to get

out and I think trying to get to Poland. I think he was on a bus the last I saw, so that it has been such um it's I don't know the whole situation. Watching it on television unfold, it's like I can't get enough of it because I just you are just I don't I'm not trying to get political or anything, but how does your heart not go to these people that are separating with their families. They didn't ask for this. It is just out of control. It brings me to someone at d M Man said, oh,

you never talked about politics on your podcast. Well, this isn't a political podcast. And you and I have both spoken that we want to continue to be educated in various areas. You know, we know what we know and we know what we don't know. And you and I are very same and aligned like this. We're always open to hearing why people have the thoughts that they have, whether it's with politics, religion, whatever, but it's you and I don't talk about that because it's not something that

we want for public consumption. And I'm also not well educated enough in it I am here all day long to talk to you about the latest news with this Kyler Murray thing and the memo that went out. Goodness gracious, and um, you know what's going to happen. It's the combine this week and all the things. But I am not educated enough to speak about politics, and it's just not it's not my place to do it totally. But you and I in terms of our heart and our

care and concern isn't political. It's just humanity. And when I see these little kids and I see you know, Maxim had even said something that these were the boys that he was judging in a dance competition and now they're getting ready to go off and fight for their country.

So you know, it's a world that we do not know, and all we can continue to do is send our thoughts and prayers out to anyone that's involved, and especially just people that are innocent by standards that all you ever want in life, and again not political, is like peace and happiness, and unfortunately for some, for a lot of people it's a lot harder than others. So um, that is the extent of that. Um. But anyways, going back to things that we are comfortable expanding upon which

is football? What did you do you want to talk about the memo? For real? Do you really want to talk about that? Or not? Really? Not really? But I was just listening again to our our friend Pat McAfee break it down. It is so interesting the whole thing. Also that Pat was saying, which you will love. I think there was a spelling error in it. Okay, So for those of you guys that don't know Kyler, Murray's agent put out this memo on behalf of Kyler, You

guys haven't read the memo, you know various outlets. You can pull it up very easily, and it is a it is a long memo. It is not Times a Courier new writing. It is very small and font nine um. But there's just sort of like his position on how he wants to be there but he needs to know

he can be there long term. And there was the whole what did you make of the J J What video when he put it out and he was saying, and I'm going to mess it up, but it was something like how kind of intimating that we all make a lot of something like oh who likes what? On Instagram? Basically, Kyler had deleted any connection that he had with Arizona. Right, he can stop following the card. There's another quarterback that

just did that too, right Russell did he stopped. I don't know if he stopped following, but he took off that he was the quarterback of Okay Seahawks, which, by the way, brings up a whole other conversation, the fact that guys can like toy I need to stop saying, like the fact that guys can toy with tea on social media. You know what I'm saying, It's just it's it's almost childish. I'm not saying those guys are childish, but it's like, are we breaking up? Are we not

breaking up? Like on follow? On follow? You know what, it's okay, okay, okay, okay. Well there's a lot. Actually there's a lot here. I can impact my whole thing. And whether it's my personal life or whether it's issues with my profession, I'm not going to talk about it until I want to talk about right, or until I need to talk about it. So with these guys, and you know, the posturing of back and forth like I want to be here, and like when Russell did it

last year, I would say it to his face. It pissed me off, and he was like, I want to play in Seattle, but if I was to go anywhere else, these are the four teams I'd want to go play for. It's like, I like my wife, but these are the four girls I'd want to date. I hate it your organism. You are a paid employee. You are an employee of that team. Do not flirt with other people? And we have even you know, just in a lot of different

areas of life. I think that you don't say anything until you take it up with your own management and your own employers or your own spouse or partner or whatever, and then make it public. So yeah, that's my thought on that, because while someone else is writing your checks, sweetheart, you still work for that team and organization, and it becomes trauma. And I want to if I'm if I own a team, I want people to come to me

before I then have to read the tea leaves. In the world of social media, you know, is a whole different animal, and I think it's a blessing and a curse. But when you start to I don't know, it just bothers me when people UH flirt with being unloyal before they need to What did you think of the memo? Did you notice the spelling error? No? What was the spelling air? I don't know. Pat was talking about it. It was like chooses or choses or I don't know

what it was. It was something you're an idiot? Oh boy? Um? How about when? How abou when people do that? Why? Oh you are? What are you doing? Are you pulling it up? I don't know. I mean it's so long the podcast would be over by the time. I mean I read through the define the spelling airror. But I don't know. Just to my previous rand, I think he's keep things in house until they're out of house, until you out of the house. But anyhow, I have a

completely different way to take this entire conversation. And I don't know how to have a good segue, which is another reason why I'm not in the studio. You don't have to have a segment as a podcast. So anyways, I am, yes, a tad hungover, but that's neither girl nor there. But I'm so jealous I wasn't with you. Yeah, in Montana, we're very slow to the knowing cocktails and trends and so forth. It wasn't until COVID that my

husband and I really got on the tequila train. We had been kind of a beer wine um, I'll be honest, this was a lot about me changing wine because I was crying after two glasses, fighting with him after three, like nobody needs that. And here's the thing, like if you want to kind of like sip on a beverage all day, you can't do it with red wine. And I think a Savian blanc is kind of the same way. It's like by two or three, like, ship's getting messy

for me and I'm not enjoyable to be around. So I quickly found that tequila was a great way for me to sit on something not completely make an ass out of myself. I don't start getting emotional or crying or all the things. So we were in Montana and we were at one of our favorite little spots to go to at this bar away from our house, and it was ranchy and viby, and it was like a cold like minus ten, and they had live music. There's your karaoke And the woman came over and she goes,

what can I get you guys to drink? And I was like, I don't want to wine because I know we're going to be here a while and I don't want to be sloppy drunk and I want to go home and you know, watch TV and all that kind of stuff. And so I was like, this is what I like. I like blanco tequila, I like soda water, and I like a lime. What can I have that's kind of a fun mountainee vibe? I hate sweet? Sweet

makes me want to barth. We tried this thing at the bar called ranch Water and it has changed my life. Well now I am a headache. But it is Blanco mescal tequila, which is a smoky, yeah you feel mountainey cozy like yes, like it's just great soda water line. They did a bit of a gave and halapeno in it, but I can't do sweet. So anyways, last night we had one and it took the bar a little bit because I was like, I can't have a gove. It makes my like it's sweet all it's grossing me out.

We did a little hallepeno, but we finally got it and they are refreshing. If any of you have a fabulous ranchwater non sweet recipes, send them our way to the Calm Down Podcast Instagram account. I was gonna say, you need to call your cute ranch place and ask them what the actual breakdown is of ingredients, because I wish and you and I talked about this all the time. Whenever you order your tequila soda when you're not having ranchwater, I'm like, I wish I could do that, because I'm

the person that likes to drink wine. It either get I'm either a disaster or a good time. I gotta find that in between. You think at the age of forty I would finally find it, But here we are. So I would love to drink tequila for a couple of reasons. A. It is the one alcohol that's not at present great good be the cat like the caloric part like you're mentioning and wine. I got a problem, man.

I can throw down like four glasses and all of a sudden, four glasses is a bottle of wine, and you go like this ship and like have to hide it in the bottom of the garbage. It so much sugar, hence the bloat. So I would love to switch over to the tequila side of things. The only way I can do that. And you said the magic word is the hallepeeno and the mescal. I can get in with that because I like a spicy margarita, but I can't do the super sweet thing. So now we're talking. Yeah,

apparently ranch water is a real thing. People have been doing it for ages. Who knew. We just got on the program. But I was like googling different ranch water recipes and I am so into it. I'm working on not interrupting, you, said Ranch, and I immediately thought of what I also wanted to talk about with you. Have you started watching Three? No? I heard its fantasy. Oh my god, we just finished yellow Stone. Okay, my dad and mom are visiting me in Nashville. I mean parents

Weekend all the time over here. You know. I love Scott and Cathy and their retirement tour. So my dad says, have you seen Three? And I was like, I don't know if I want to be depressed, and like it just seems and he goes stop last night, four episodes. Bam bam, bam bam. I can't wait. I mean, I'm going to run downstairs and as soon as he's back, who knows where they are karaoke, probably on Broadway. I am going to bang out another four episodes because I

am obsessed. Faith Hill's daughter narrates it. Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are excellent. Really, there's so many life lessons you're going to cry, You're gonna laugh. The daughter in it, I won't say, I won't not giving anything away. She is so beautiful, and I'm like, oh my god. I just keep looking at her skin, in her hair, and everything about it is great. It's about loyalty, it's about survival.

It's about you think your ship's tough, Like that's why I even sit here and complain, like I can't sleep at night. Then we look at what's going on in Ukraine. Then we look at what these people had to endure, like even just to to Organ, like giving up their life, their possessions, like everything, just for the promise of something better. So I'm all in, And if anyone has seen it all, don't tell me what happens because I am into it. I don't want to say I like it better than

yellow Stone. I don't, but it is a different kind of viewing. It just makes you compassionate for what our early early settlers went through. And I love the Organ Trail, but I will play that game differently. Now you know the buffalo and the colera means something. What what was it that you didn't want to get dysent terry or something with the organ trail because then you die? Yeah,

that was one collar a smallpox like terry. I think maybe something with the water, because there was a certain part of the ship Ryan, if you know, or somebody's smarter than us knows. Um, they were drinking water out of the creeks and if you didn't boil the water then you get really sick from it. But um, Tim McGraw was, well, that's a different kind of water now, ranch water we want, Tim McGraw, I was excellent. I didn't. I don't know. I mean, I hadn't Faith though. I

don't know if that was her acting actress whatever? Is it still actress? Acting debut? Are we allowed? I don't know to say actress? Is it actor? Know what it is? I think, Um, thespians right, aren't we all one of the arts? Then? Yeah? Speaking of which, the Screen Actors Guild Award was last night, and I didn't did you see Faith Help? I didn't. Well, I only saw the thing that you sent me, But I didn't watch any of it, and normally I care because of I'll, you know,

care about the outfite. I was so engrossed in eighteen eighty three that it was a time all I can think. I probably Saga words brings back very bad memories for me. It wasn't a highlight of my professional career on the red carpet. You know. I may have had too much champagne prior to the awards. And what year? Um, I think it was like two thousand eighteen. I was wearing this white dress and let's just say that the champagne and the son of it like we were doing the awards.

It was down by the Colosseum, the shrine. Oh my god, I'll put that on. It was so embarrassing. I was so drunk. I had my boss Lisa, made a low light reel of the questions I was asking actors and actresses because I was so out of it. I don't know how I wasn't fired right then. And there was who was the hot like, who was the hot actor and actress of that that SAG awards. Don't ask me.

I don't remember, I mean, but I do remember. Um there was Oh no, I shouldn't even say I remember that Sarah Paulson is who I was interviewing, and she was she was while she is an incredible actress, but she was very patient with me as I was trying to get out the question that I was slurring and making an ass out of myself for she was in the the O. J. Simpson documentary at the time, documentary that was kind of her um not to bring back three?

Please do? Yes. I have a girlfriend, Megan Carter, who swears by it, loves it, So yeah, it's got to be something we get on. We just finished yellow Stone, we just started up Ozark. You know how I feel about this. I gotta start from the beginning. No, I haven't seen it, And I was like can I asked you? I was like, can I jump into season four? No? No, no, no no. Jason Bates, what are your guys thoughts? Actually, I'd like to open up the question and answer portion

of the program. What are your guys thoughts on coming into series like that? Like I'm not allowed. I've gotta go all the way back to the beginning, and what series are we allowed? Like Ship's Creek you could go into season three without it, but you can't really, I mean I'm not a sticker recommended. Come on, there's too much that's unfolding in Ozark. You have to start from the first episode and it's so damn our producer Ryan just said you got to go from the beginning always.

I disagree. I disagree who who sides with me and thinks that you can just jump in whenever? I know. I understand some series are sequential and you need to but not for everything. Um, guys, I have loved this. I don't know if we have to wrap, but um, what are probably should? What do you do? What's I have a question for you really quick, because as I'm looking at your new Wally Wally Wally World all papered office, What's been the hardest part about your renovation in Nashville?

And what if you loved the most that you're so cute? Thank you for asking. The hardest part of the renovation is now giving the house up to renters, and if the future renters ever listened to this, thank you so much for not putting your hands all over my white couch. Um, the hardest part is just having patients, because as anyone knows, that is also a client of Minded House and Home or doing their own home renovations or even purchasing of

any product delays, delays, delays, so I'm very impatient. So I either buy locally so I know it's right there, or I, in this particular case, bought a bunch of stuff in l A and then shipped it out here about locally a to support local businesses, but also I don't have the patients. When someone someone goes I can wait until July for a couch. I'm like, you're a better person than me. I want all that ship done right now. So that's the hardest part about any renovation

and the current climate that we're in. And the best part for me was I had this one big wall and I'll take a picture of it, and I was unclear what I wanted. I'm not sophisticated enough in art, but the the wall called for like a piece of art, and I didn't do anything with it, and I was like, I'm gonna do something different, So I did a whole wall of antiqued mirrors. That it's so it could have went one of two ways. I like it. I did this house with the I think every like home needs

to have a theme. My theme in this house was for it to be like a Soho house if anyone's spin into that. Each room is kind of different. It's like a mix of eclectic, like antique, but with new things. So I was happy with how that came out. If you're interested in my services, house and Home Dot Design, thank you for asking, I love you. That sounds like Dolores's house on Real Housewives in New Jersey. I feel like every room is a different by the way, incredible

season this one is. And I don't even know which one she's on. Oh, New Jersey, New Jersey, I gotta get That's something I need to get caught up on. All my ID got into Utah. Oh yeah, Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a pleasure. As always, we have a lot of questions for the listeners and viewers. Head over to our d M send them, We read them all, and please partake in the polls that we asked. We will take this. We will have the final votes tally. No hanging.

Chad's here thanks to our special surprise guest Matthew Stafford for not showing up. What the funk it was gonna be? Matthew Stafford, Yeah, that's what happens when he drinks too many ranch waters water every now and then to be onto. They both said they do, so we'll figure it out. That's a little tease, Matthew, all right, how good for you, keep celebrating. Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a

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