Episode 56: West Coast Rap While Skiing

do your job. I would tell you to calm down, but I won't when it comes to this the other day, the WiFi is an issue. Welcome to Calm Down Podcast. We are in full offseason mode. Did break? Oh it did? That was a whole production. The cheese back, he goes, Stop putting heavy things on the top of like, I don't even put anything in here. I don't even live here. Who loads this? Who loads this thing? I'll tell you who gets you dressed? You little cutie. She's in her

mountain gear. Everyone, this one just got off the slopes. What's going on right now? Tell me everything. The Olympics are over and I want to know how you performed on the alpine skiing because we can use a gold medal around here. God, you just made me laugh. So I'm a terrible skier and I will attempt it. I figure we're out here, we're in the mountains. I'm in this great house that has zero WiFi, and how about my back drop? Whatever? You get it? But yeah, I

just figured, you know what, I'll go out there. I'll give it a whirl. I have a great little instructor that goes with me. His name is Derek. He is so helpful and nice, but I'm just not good. So today we got a ton of snow last night, but it is harder to snow when you have the old pal pow or powder. Even me. Yeah, so I I was trying and I was telling him my quads were hurting, and I was like, I don't understand, and he goes, you know what, you know what helps me? If you

sing rap? If you sing like what is it West Coast wrap? And I was like, perfect, yeah, da da, And this is what I was trying to, Okay, trying to do. And as it was going down this one hill that we have, it's called quarterback sneak love it. It's got this one drop that it's kind of hard and there's all this powder, and I was like, California ship and they're like we're hearing screaming, Like I'm trying

to what going on? You dr like it was trying so hard, and I'm like, I think it worked, Derek, I think it worked in it, but it's just not the beat, because he's like, keep the beat, you know, And I'm like, screaming is a California love that's actually really funny, asked Derek. If I'm a lot next time I come, if I'm allowed to sing East Coast wrap, because if I got to choose the coast, I got to choose the East. I live out there, so don't

go there. Speaking of East Coast, I'm coming to you from a hotel room in Times Square, which Aaron and I talked normally like seven hundred times a week, but right now we're both like in the off season. I think sometimes we get out of our normal like talk everyday, daily routine, and so we just caught up before we got on here. I think, just like, where's Waldo? I knew you were in Montana. I'm in New York. I leave in about five seconds to head off somewhere else

to do a house installed. But we were talking about times square. Time square is really a thing. And I gotta tell you, I am so excited to be back in New York. It is a gorgeous day here. I went down to the Statue of Liberty today, I went to Rockefeller Center. I know, I was with my sister. It's gorgeous. It's cold, but it's so nice, and it makes me want to move back to New York because

I was only here. You've lived in New York before, and I was here for a really short amount of time and it was during COVID and just didn't have the full experience. But we went to Harry Potter last night, which, by the way, I don't know, Dick all about Harry Potter. I sat there and I was like, what's happening? And there's sword, there's wizards and all kinds of things, even not knowing anything about Harry Potter. Did you like it? Loved it? Do you want to watch the movies together

when you get back. We should watch the movies together. I don't know if we're going to do that, but we'll watch something else. Do you have a desire to get caught up on Harry Potter. But my friend Jackie, our friend Jackie Fox beat Jackie we she is very obsessed with it. She's also obsessed with Marvel. She sent me something on Tom Holland the other day and I was like, I don't really know who that is. And she's like, watch a mix in a Marvel movie once in a while, and I was like, damn, I need to.

So I loosely dated someone. By loosely dated, I went on two dates and he was in a Marvel movie and he was like, isn't this incredible? I was like, I don't know. I could care less. He was like this is epic, and like is it? I have no idea about anything Marvel. I just know if you put Spider Man in front of me, I know who that is. Outside of that, I have no idea. And Tom Holland is he dating Zendaia? Do I work for extra? I don't know? But her fashion sense is unbelievable phenomenal. Can

we get back to loosely dating? What does that mean? Loose leaf notebook paper? What does that mean? Loosely dating? In my world? Me not having sex? Having sex? He didn't have didn't have sex with this person in fact, just to make out, did you want to course? Okay, so Chris, uh no, he's happily married. But this person was very single, which is the only person that we

should be dating. And yeah, he was very attractive. I actually started dating him on a bet because I was dating a wrong the wrong guy at the time that my girlfriend, like darre'd be. Did you know the whole story anyways, there's a whole thing. Yeah. So, but I would have loved to live happily ever after with him. But you know, anyways, here we are not okay, Um, everyone's happy. Everyone ends up right where they belong. Did you ask him what kind of powers he had in

his movie? Is Ariel on Broadway? Um? No, I didn't get that far, but um, what a time. Yeah. So I don't have any idea. Who's even what's the difference between Marvel and then there's like the other unit. I don't either, Ryan Chiman, if you do know anybody in Chiman, because I know DC Universe, what d R D C United, I mean, that's all I know. Okay, so it's the off season for us speaking on Batman, are we won't

go there? We won't go there, but we'll say something. Okay, you say something because I'm not too much like I always do. We were we were having a conversation today about how quickly Ben Affleck friend of the show, Matt Damon, of course, um, how quickly, like Ben Affleck looks great, he looks great. Fucking he great great. And you know what,

my girlfriend, Megan Mitchell shout out to her. She is really into Howard Stern and I guess Howard Stern had Ben Affleck on and she's like, promise you it's two hours long, or maybe it's an hour. I don't know. It's pretty long. And she's like, listen to this when you have some time. It was great. He has a vibe. He has a vibe. You you tell me, well, you don't have to get specific. I saw him a Super Bowl. He looks great, he's back. He's like Pearl Harbor. Ben

Affleck ormaged in the world is not ending, it's just starting. Apparently, when you start dating Jennifer Lopez, you instantly does she give you an elick? Sir? Does she? Does she give you her skincare line? Because this went from Ben, I've always thought Ben so exact cider, vitamin something. I mean, am I drinking the vinegar and my goji? Whatever? The dummy is he overnight? When he they got back together, I was like, but he's looking before they got together, right,

not this good? Like I need to lose the same bloat in my face that he had, and he got rid of it in two seconds, got himself a tan or something, and he is crushing life. You know what I appreciate about him. I appreciate he likes sports because I feel like there's so many actors out there that don't. I would have nothing in common with them. And that's what was so great about talking to Matt Damon when we got to speak to him when my wife I

was better in Montana. But yeah, I feel like you can just be like anyway, So are the Patriots going to get it together? What are your thoughts on Mac Jones? Like? Are you excited? Josh Allen? I could have a time. And that is the only thing I ever talked with him about on the Red carpet because you think that I actually see yeah, because every time I had to interview him, I actually watched the movie. Is like I probably couldn't get the movie to download I didn't make it.

I mean I wasn't actually doing anything I was supposed to do. Was shocking. I still have a job. There is great phenomenal And by the way, he doesn't want to talk about like who he's dating or you know what the main inspiration for the character was. I mean, he's there to plug his movie, of course, but he wants to talk about like the freaking Red Sox score or any anything having to do with sports. So yeah, he was always a time. I remember there was another

actor I'll just say ship, Bradley Cooper. I was excited to talk to him about Philly sports because I thought he was into that silver Lining playbook. And then I asked him a question about something that was actually relevant in the moment. Now I don't remember about the yeah, and I was like, you're not into that? Where's Ben? So I could talk to Ben all day every day and ask him what he's currently using for his skin care ra he looks Strominal. Okay, so Ben is back

in business and who's not back in business? And you brought up blow me? Can we talk about this? We touched on it during our ten minute episode that I had horrible, you know, a delay and everything with my WiFi. So you had your medical issues, which we weren't laughing about, but we I was. I saw our friend um also Bradley, Bradley Zager, and he was talking about how he went to dinner at the same place we ate at before you went down. Um, you weren't a game time decision.

You weren't. You were definitely are Oh my god, I was TPD if I was ever going to have a job again or friends, stop it. No, but anyways, um, so you just mentioned a lot about taking care of yourself. So now it's the off season. I'm good. Like usually I go down with a pretty good respiratory infection. As soon as the off season ends. You can like set your watch to it. I usually get a massive like I lose my voice, I get you know whatever. That's great.

The weirdest thing has happened to me, probably like two days ago. I started again. If you are a doctor or a specialist, please the calm down. I started half insurance. Okay, I do, but I love a doctor. We all know that. Ppo. Um, I met this dermatologist today. By the way, she's great. Anyway, did she's had botox FedEx to where we are out here, and she said she was doing her friend. I was like, now you are someone I want to hang out with.

Back in my armpits, I'm getting this burning sensation. It's in my rib cage area and it's kind of radiating up. Jared always has heartburn, so I was like, is this heartburn? Is it not? I don't know what it is. Described the feeling a little bit more for the medical professionals that are listening so they can accurately diagnose the situation. Unlike you. I'm ending it pushing in to where my ribs are in the middle of my ribs because I will get a burning, hot pain and it comes up

right above like where my sports bra sits. And it is not NonStop. It happens every so like if I move a certain way. When I went to go take my ski boots off, it was just like happening and it was all the way in my stomach to my ribs to my chest. I was explaining it to my husband and you know, two nights ago, because he's like, you're not drinking, you guys, you're not really drinking a lot, are you, Okay? And I was like, I don't really feel good. I was like, I've got this burning pain,

I feel off. I don't know what it is. So this is the point of the conversation. We are always looking for the next best thing, right new inventions. Can we please invent a web m D or something you can google that doesn't freak you out, like diagnose now with pancreatic cancer. I've been got diagnosed with a gastric intestinal disorder that I'm going to have to be on a tube with. I would love a web MD that doesn't go straight for you know, like the knockout punch.

You're gonna die, you have two weeks to live. This is bad. There's no blood involved, there's there's just a burning sensation. I think we should do a website, make a ton of money off of it, and have doctors the Green Bay Packers doctors right in and just make people feel like it's not the worst case scenario. Thoughts and questions, Well, I have a lot of thoughts and some questions. My thoughts are they have to you know, like when you're watching a commercial and it's like valtrex,

I still don't what does valtrex even do? I don't know. We're like ce Alice. I know what that does. Okay, so you are not allowed to go on web md because you're not You're not a hypochondria, No you're not, but you will go to a worst case scenario. Yeah, yeah, I know, laid off fine. Jared did say, do you want to go to the hospital, and I was like, I wouldn't go to the hospital if we were at home right now. I just don't know what this is.

And the only concern I have is I don't really have pains or aches or I mean, let's be honest, the only problem I have in my life right now is my uterus. But that's you know, here north there, but it's true. But I mean, you no, it's just I don't normally have issues. So here's the thing. When I'm not drinking a glass of red wine at night, something's wrong. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe you should drink you know, look, I'm gonna become That's how I justify it.

I'm like, I'm very European. They drink wine every single day and it's fine. No one's judging them. No, but what do you think about going on to that without like a web MD never went on to web md. Ever, I'm the complete opposite of you. I could be in a doctor's office and they could tell me you have one week to live, and I'm like, yeah, probably wrong, Probably, that's probably not right. I don't believe where do you

get your degree from? Yeah, exactly, as I look up and it's like to Ray, I'm like, no, I do not trust you. So I am the complete opposite of you when it comes to health stuff. I think a lot of that comes from my dad in the sense that he never went to the doctor. You know what, Dad has never had a vegetable, and I'm sure it's like a kid, he was fed a vegetable, but as an adult he has never had a vegetable. He like drink diet coke, and I mean he he works out

and stuff, but he's just not a great eater. He's like donuts. And the dude is completely healthy, has nothing wrong with him. So yeah, I'm just not a freak when it comes to health stuff, except when it keeps me from actually doing my job. But yeah, I think I just need you to cut everything in half. And I need with all the resources that you have with medical professionals, go to them, not the internet. The internet

is never going to be good for that. Yeah. Yeah, but the Green Bay doctors, like you said, they're not available right now, so it's not really like I can be hey, Doc mackenzie, I mean house speaking, just doing a podcast. It's our house manager. Hi. Oh, you guys can keep doing this. It's fine. Lord knows we can

keep talking. I don't care um anyways. So yeah, so I do think that would be a good idea to do though at some point, is to have a whole web MD for people that don't go to worst case scenario. I think we could make a ton of money to how we are you there? Okay, So here's the other thing. Aaron's constantly well checking web MD and the Internet. She'll she'll say things to me like, did you hear about this?

Did you hear about this? I told her earlier today, I need to get off the CB two websites because all I'm getting is updates on Dobe covers. I need to start paying a little bit more attention to the world. And I don't know if that's going to be good for my psyche or it's going to be bad. But everything you tell me, I say, oh, I didn't know about that. I didn't know about that. That makes me

feel very inept and ignorant. I should pay attention more to the world, but I just feel like I live in this little blissful world pillows and Um, I'm really into the hooded sweatshirt thing right now. Actually, I just picked up with some more. I go through spurts like I care what I look like. I don't care what I look like right now. I'm into the hooded sweatshirt situation.

But um, where were we before we were wrapping up web d and making one that's a little easier on your nerves and anxiety for anyone that has a question. I mean, you can't even look up chest pain slash like burning sensation in your ribs without them telling him you have cardiac issues. Like Jesus, that's not what this is about. But you did brink drink water. I am a ton of it. Um, there's an altitude thing. You are in a very high altitude situation. Drink that's what

it is. I hope it is, but it's not. Try drinking an entire bottle of wine tonight and see if that helps. No, but I'll tell you what I haven't paying attention to even if not. The news updates that I should be paying attention to enacting like a forty year old woman. I have been paying attention to one thing, and one thing only, Michael Jordan's and his. This is how Colin talked about you know, friend of the podcast. We're gonna have him on even though he's got his

own network. We get it. Colin Coward talked about it today on his show Ryan Producer, You get it, the Michael Jordan Effect. Michael Jordan's shows up to the All Star Game. We don't know if he's going to make it there for the seventy anniversary. Seventy anniversary, but it was a question if he was going to make it there because the Daytona five hundred was happening and he has got he has two drivers, which, by the way, Bubba Wallace almost winning like on a photo finish of Daytona.

How often does that happen? I feel like photo finishes are only with racehorses. But anyways, shout out to him, top seventy five players and leave. So there was a question was he going to make it. Was he not going to make it? In true Michael Jordan's I'm gonna just pimp this thing show up at halftime walk. He

looks is he on the ben Affleck diet? Great challenges magic to a game of one on one, going up behind Jerry West, hugging him like just I get so turned on with any new footage of Michael Jordan, because you know, when you're watching you know, new shows, they like cycle the same video over and over again. And I can now watch Michael Jordan's in that navy blue Ralph Lauren blazer over and over and over again. I love him so much. I can't get it. Great. He's

so great. I think what's also fabulous about him is the fact it's not like he's instagramming or tweeting. You never know where the man's going to show up. He's like Santa Claus, Is he coming? Was I naughty? Was I nice? I really appreciate his effort. God, he's great. He's great. Did he just turn sixty? I don't know, but just had a birthday In a world where everything is where's the you know, the GEO tag of where

this person is? This guy was the racetrack, jumps aboard that private jet and just flutters in there and really leaves an impression. I have a question, speaking about the All Star Game. I didn't watch it. I mean we turned on a little bit of it here and there, but it was in Cleveland. I was, you know, thumbing through photos of stars that were there on the on the on the court, uh court side, if you will. Do you think they pay those stars to come in

for that. It's not like who's sitting there going I'm gonna go to the All Star Game this weekend. They have to. The NBA probably brings in stars, right, I'm going to assume that it's similar to like Super Bowl stuf. They're not bringing endorsements, like you're doing endorsement stuff. You're going here, you're signing autographs, you're speaking at this Like I think it's like a money which always fascinates me.

These guys that have so much money and it's like, oh, I'll go and sign that or do an appearance for X amount of dollars. I just I wonder what point. And we have friends that make good money, and then sometimes I'm like, do you really need to go do that? For a lot of times it's put into your contract. If you go to do like a bows ad or something like this, then they say, okay, if you're gonna

do this Bow's commercial. Then we need to appearances from you, and one of them is going to be this super Bowl. That's why Dak cares about his sleep, right, I mean, yeah, absolutely, that's like wipe up. Never met an ad? I'm absolutely totally. Ads are very different than those money grabs. But yeah, okay, okay, that all makes sense. All right, So some news and notes um along with Michael Jordan's I was discussing this with you and I was like, save it for the

podcast we saw. Well I did that. Two people are writing some tell All books. One is Matthew Perry. I was telling you about it. I'm on a real friends kick right now. It's always something I can put on in the hotel room and just laugh and go to bed with it. It's funny for me because Jared hadn't seen a lot of them, so we just turned it on at night and he starts cracking up. Um. Anyways, Matthew Perry, who's your favorite character? You know what, Rachel

reminds me a lot of you. There's so many times I'll say to Jarrett, is Rachel's that's Cissa, Like I feel like even the way she pronounced his words sounds like you, Um, I don't know. I love her, but you know who's funny to me and I didn't really care for until the reunion was Phoebe. Phoebe's hilarious, hilarious. But Matthew Perry has signed a deal. I read north of seven figures. I tell all, I find his life

so interesting. You brought up a good point about his book when you told me this earlier, like he might or he is writing a tell I was like, no, no, because I don't want to know things about that. I wasn't a huge Friends watcher, but similar to you, and I think a lot of people. After the reunion, I was like, you know what it was those period? I can't remember if it was Thursday Night right, Wasn't it

like Friends and sign Fellows? There was the whole Yeah, because then t g I Friday's yet not the restaurant that I'm looking at Times Square? But the um viewing are the shows with urkle What was the show with erle U? Family Steps? No? What was it? No ship by the way, a tangent really quick. We went to the Fanatics party at the Super Bowl and you know, like Robert Krafts there, Kevin hard's their family matters. Yes, family matters. Good Ryan, thank you. You know all these

famous probably like these idiots. Ellis walking in shocks there. Jerry goes, hey, babe, there's Erkele exactly, because that's our generation that was appointment viewing. This was for the seven streaming services and you know, social media or whatever. I remember watching Thursday Night my parents. I never really got into sign felt, but like my parents loved that. They love friends. E Er was also a big one, and then t G I friend I was into that in

full House was on there anyways. So I just don't want him to write to tell all that's gonna tell us things that are gonna make me not love everyone on that I know. But I I also have another friend's bit that we haven't talked about that will be good for this. I I hope he doesn't either. I mean, look, it seems like from the reunion they were super tight.

I mean, I'm sure there's always ship that happens. That usually happens when people get famous and a lot of money right away, but I feel like they are genuinely great friends. I thought it was interesting he made the comment in the reunion and they said he was going to discuss it in the book that those cast members don't really check in on him. I don't know what they're gonna say, but this is really interesting and I don't know if you saw this, and I would discuss

this with you on the phone and privately. Courtney Cox just came out recently and talked about all the work that she did on her face. And she's literally said there was a point where she was looking at herself and said, shit, I'm actually strange looking what did I do to myself? And she regrets like a lot of the fillers and things, and she's about to turn it,

says she her next milestone is sixty. But she said, you know, she just was starting to freak out a little bit, and she was like, Okay, well what did she say here? I'm literally reading the article. Um, she just said her face. There was a time when you go, oh, I'm changing, I'm looking older. And I tried to chase that youthfulness for years and I didn't realize that, oh shit, I'm actually looking strange with injections and doing stuff to

my face that I would never do. Now. I love that she was so freaking open about that and I mean, I've been open about this that I think I started doing too much a few years ago, and not because I even wanted to, but someone's like, oh, you can do this, you can do that, and all of a sudden, like I look back at pictures and my ship, that's not what I look like. I'm going the other way now where I'm like, I'm going to do anything, and I'd rather just go back with the good news about

all this crap. And ladies, if you guys have never gotten botox, never gotten fillers, consult with not a medical professional on the internet, but like your girlfriends and go with girlfriends that are going to be conservative about it, because I definitely had moments where I was like, fuck, like we went too far here again, not because I wanted to. I just was like, sure, I'll take than whatever.

Now I'm trying to go back the other way and just let it be because I look at people like a Christie Brinkley, for example, who looks phenomenal and she's done clearly something but doesn't look different. And there's a certain country singer that I love and I will never say her name, but I'm like, oh, it doesn't look like that anymore. It makes me sad. Yeah, it makes me really sad, and I think about that. It doesn't rhyme with Smalley Martin. I'll tell you that she looks great. No,

it doesn't. But yeah, so there's some of those people where you're like, I did too much, and I had that moment for sure. That's why it's the filler, right, because I know I've done filler too. I was trying to do it under my eyes and had a mishap and it actually struck a blood vessel. It's actually right before Stray and I were going to host this thing on ABC, and I had a black eye. It looked like, well,

the two things it look like. You know, I either was hit or I was hit by a hockey puck and then we had to do a bunch of lasers to help it. But I now have an amazing intention in my face because of it, so I will not I'm not interested in fillers. I'm not. No. Well, I see I gain and lose weight really easily, and it goes into my like when I gain and lose weight, it goes right to my face. So for a while it looked like fillers. Now that's just like being fat

or like bloated right now. But I think I don't know. I think it was a combination of a lot of things, just doing too much. I didn't do lips. I never got into that whole scene, but it was just the I think, just I don't know again, saying yes to whatever was available at the time. So yeah, So that's my cautionary tale is to do a little, but don't do a lot because it's hard to go back. You know what people are doing now? Like where is this one?

A lip injection? Where they do it their mouth is closed and the lip was like this of a little like do you know what I'm talking I don't know. It's so interesting. There's an I know what I'm talking about that has it and I was like, wait, was she born with it? Like that? Like what? I don't know. But here's the thing. There's some people's lips and I can't do it because, again, since I've messed up other areas, I kind of like, let's leave the lips a lot.

There's some people's lips that look really good and you can tell it's like just enough, But I don't know. Remember Lisa Renna for those of you that don't. I mean, you know Lisa now from Real Housewives, she got so much ship for having the because she had real implants in her lips. And I was like, oh, she looks so stupid. And this was not like their implants. No, she got implants. And this was twenty years ago. And now lips are you know, like the new boob job

that like everyone just gets them. But now everyone looks like that, and she was one of the first people. And so again I don't know, to each its own, whatever makes you feel good, but I just know for me that my first indication is always when my dad's like, yo, what are we doing. I'm like, yeah, you're right, Okay, I'm skilled back on that. There was this lady. I feel like this is the problem with lip injections. I

was looking at her today. It's like you do a side profile and it's kind of like Howard the duck, not Howard the dog. It's like a and like you just see the top of the it's so odd. Yeah, I don't ever, and then I had to step back, right, you know, if that makes you feel better, fine, but um, yeah, so that's what's happening there. Okay, so you're on the

slopes for a while. We're getting hit with a pretty good storm and it's supposed to be like minus five tomorrow, So I'm not interested in doing reports from lambeau Field here. I actually I'm gonna stick around, maybe watch a couple of shows, read the internet. Things I shouldn't be doing. I would like to know what's going on with our world, and I do feel really ignorant and about that. I We've had a couple of dinners out where we are right now, where I've asked people like, kind of what's

going on with our economy, what's going on? I feel very ignorant to say I need to learn more about what's happening with this whole Russia Ukraine thing. So tomorrow I'm gonna take some time and educate myself and not worry about the godsip of the world. About who's writing what book? You know? Britney Spears apparently signed a fifteen million dollar deal to write a new tell All book. But I feel like we've heard it all. No, what what do you want to hear from Britt? Britt? I

want to hear everything. Watch your instagrams. I feel like she's saying it. I know what I feel like, maybe with the help of a writer, we could have it be articulated. Even want to hear about video. I want to hear about everything. I want to hear about the Justin Days. I want to hear about the Mickey Mouse.

I want to. I know that she's gotten into it a little bit before, but even when she went in on her sister and was saying that her sister dyed her hair or something to be like Christina Aguilera, and then it made feel made Brittany feel like she wasn't as important. I don't know. I find Brittany fascinating and I can't even begin to imagine what any of these I mean, even like the Justin Bieber's of the World or when it was Michael Jackson, like child Stars and

all the ship that comes with that. I just I feel bad. I also understand that you know, and people like, oh, they're famous, and they reap all the rewards. I don't think i'd want to be famous if those are the rewards, and that's the fallout, like you don't have a relationship with your family, like I don't know. I just I uh, whatever she wants to say is fine with me because that's her journey. I just don't want Matthew Perry to rip the friend because then I don't feel like he will.

It seems I don't know. I'm living in La la lan right now. I feel like they all seemed really great when they came on, so I don't think he will. How could you be mad at Jennifer Aniston. I'm not saying he is, but like, how could you be? Well, I could never be mad at her. And that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Oh so much. Wow, there was nothing better than the Jennifer Aniston. I understand. The haircut was a big I don't love it. Yeah,

well everyone got it, including me. Where's Chris McMillan, No, no, no, I mean the one where she had the long and then I think it was after Brad Pitt. I liked that. That's the one that I'm talking about that I loved because there's nothing more iconic than her wedding photo. And this was again like kind of pre social media. But there was that one shot when they walked out of the tent and she's looking at him in the long hair. She I think had jewels like in her hair A

little bit. I do find it interesting when she was wearing that long weave, it wasn't really blended. Yes, not all of it? Are you sure? Yes? That wasn't all real? Com how do you know, squirrel? Please that wasn't yes, well, yes, I want to believe that she didn't know you can that was we've maybe, and we've aren't like judging her for having the week. We've looked at this well this, I mean, I've changed my length ten different times. I think this we've's coming out soon, but then again, you know,

like me, squirrel, I'll change my mind again. So my your anniversary for having my we've out, I'm so proud of you are celebrating. But yeah, it's I have some bald spots. It's great. I mean they're definitely your Well no, that's false. But there are some areas where you've definitely damaged yourself by I mean, what sitting at the football game and you've noticed right before you have to do a postgame interview that one's hanging out, So you rip

it out and there's like five follicles hanging on. Disgusting quickly because then we will wrap it up so everyone can still not find us extremely annoying the You and I have incredible hair extension stories from when when you do if anyone's had the individual extensions where you go, I'm demonstrating for the YouTube watchers, where you pull it out and all of a sudden, oh shit, it's in there, and then you got to do the tuck and roll and put it in your pocket and then in your jeans.

After you've watched your jeans all madded up and you're like, did I die in my pocket? Me out? That's exactly what I was gonna say. You put them somewhere where you're like, oh ship, just hide that and then never to be seen again until you wear those pants or you you know whatever, washed them again. And I'm like, I have so many ran I have done it before where I've like thrown it out the window. Is that littering to the window, to the walls. I don't think so, no,

because well, yeah, I think it is shit. I do not condone littering, but I felt like, is it you know? Like, also, I've thought about this. If I committed a crime and I left a hair at the scene, I wouldn't be charged with the crime because it's not my hair. So who committed the crime. I don't know true crimes Europeans somebody over in Europe. Um. Oh god, I can't believe my fun takeaway of the day, and again chime in on the Calm Down podcast. I g is Aaron singing

rap lyrics to help her get down the mountain. It was awful. Wait one more story before I let you go. Not only was I singing here, I am I'm I'm very like anxious when I'm on the slope. I don't want to get hurt. I know I'm not good. My husband's always telling me I look too stiff. I feel like I look like Frankenstein out there. My shoulders are up. I won't ski with him because he's too good. He's

a daredevil. He has his little passa that he goes with. Great. Yes, this guy, I mean knows everyone, everyone, everyone's best friend. So anyways we get it's just me and Derek, my cutie little instructor, were in the little bubble and these two people, because there's a lot of people here right now, we're like, hey, can we ride along? Sure, come on in. So then you know they're they're talking as we're going

up the lift, and they were like oh yeah. They started talking about injuries and one person was like, oh yeah, did you hear about the guy that broke his femur yesterday because he ran into a tree. And I was like, oh no, and They're like pretty hard to break your your femur. And I was like, as I'm getting ready to go in, and then the guy goes, well look at my face. Yesterday I collided with the tree and it hit me back, and I was just like Jesus Christ, oh God. I was like, I'm gonna go after this.

I was just gonna say, get me into the lodge with a hot toddy Ben love you, love you, stay off the slopes unless it's the Buddy Hill. I need you to remain intact. I need the heartburn to subside. If that's in fact what it is, right, let us know, have a bottle of red doctor Kimmy in the morning. I'm actually gonna call you from the airport. That's where where you go in the ward air JFK. Only I'm a to flyer girlfriend. There's a I've never eaten at

shake shack. More on that next step, which is why you don't have heartburn by you calm down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of I heart Radio. For more podcasts from my heart Radio, visit the i heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.