Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of I Heart Radio. Okay, where are we on this thing? On? You could be every time I say that, Um, I like when you're on the opposite sideline of the camera because then I can see you the entire game. You can. Yeah, and because of your white shoelaces, I knew everywhere you were.
And then there was moments where like you weren't paying attention, not to the game, but you were like talking to someone else, like whatever, the doctor, the doctor or anyone. I love talking to the team doctor, I mean, injury updates all around. Well, I'd usually use it for myself. So I got this really painful bones I do. Can you see it? Well it's getting reader doctors. Um, but you can't. But you they like protected you because the ball, like the like a player was like sliding out of
bounds or whatever. Dante was running and I ran. Yeah, there was a time and I was like just like I felt like I was like there with you. There was a whole time. How was it. I've had a full day already, I've been to the fertility clinic and done acupuncture. Now I'm home and I fit in lunch and said hi to my husband for five minutes before he went to work. How's your day going. I've been
crushing this morning. I woke up early, got on the phone with the Florida furniture places because I need two king sized beds and a queen sized bed to make it on a boat to make it to the Bahamas for an install in December. And don't worry, the beds were back ordered. So I was just you know, making fine. Look at that's the fabric store calling now, because I was gonna be like, fine, I'll make the headboards, no problem.
I'm team solutions. And this is what I woke up with an attitude of, like, you know, when you have seven million things on your to do list, which you are the queen of list, Yeah, and I'm like I don't want to do any of them. But then I was like, you know what, I'm gonna change my attitude and I'm going to just dominate. And so what time is it. It's two o'clock and I am crushing it and I'm gonna flight at six and I'm just cranking.
Where are you going? I gotta go to Nashville to check in on what's going on over there since it's been a minute. You know. Now, there's a theory with to do list that you are not supposed to put a on your to do list because it could, in a sense, feel overwhelming. It could feel like something you're not able to finish. Um, set you up to fail if you will. But I don't believe in that. I fully believe in putting everything on. I don't care if
it's a mile long. I almost get, you know, a sense of relief in crossing it or scribbling it out, or I'll do it like carry the one. I carry it over to the next day. You know, um, yeah, but I have your much more. First of all, your penmanship is way better than mine. But this is a collaborative list with some of Kyle's handwriting, some of mine. And then this is the list. It just keeps continuing. It's not as organized as this. But I'm into a list.
I like very much like a newspaper. I like to hold the newspaper and I like to hold it to do list. If it's in, I'm out. Okay, So you just got home from Kansas City last night this morning about one am. Yep, got in. I made a very very responsible decision which is unlike myself and I am still having FOMO from the whole thing. We are very grateful Troy has his own jet and it helps out in situations where Dallas is awesome if you live in l A, because you can catch like a ten thirties
sometimes at a Dallas. If we can make it back to Dallas when Troy gets home, you can get on that ten thirty. It's another three and a half on the way home. You're sitting in there and your leather pants, your full makeup, with your mask. You just want to die. The guy's nose next to you is whistling every time you breathe in so I shoven ear plug in one year. You know. That's what I do on these flights home. But I'm sad my my crew. Some of my crew members stayed and they ended up going out for a
fun night in Dallas. And I thought to myself, Okay, like I really would love to do a fun night in Dallas. This would be great. But am I the responsible person? Where I get on the flight, I get in at one, I make the fertility clinic appointment at eleven, I'm knock hungover. I then go to acupuncture. I mean a child or getting you know, wasted in Dallas. We said no, no, no, you know, so it was hard.
And then of course seeing all the instagrams of my crew, I'm hearing Ronaldi was just on fire telling stories to make people cry. Like give that guy three Savian Blancs and you are bawling. I mean, you think you're at a Roman and we're watching the holiday. I mean, it's just this guy. Where's jut of time? I just caught up with Jillian who was there, and she said it was a time. And of course I'm feeling sorry for myself as I've already been ultrasounded probe today. But who's counting?
Like I put your foot and stirrups stay a while. Um well, I think in the end you'll be hydd that decision. But because I never I mean that's how I feel. But it's that balance, right of like you're working on the time and you want to let it loose because you're like, I don't want this is those few moments. But whatever, You're good, there will be another one. Yeah, I hope so. But Kansas City is fun, Like we don't as a group get to go to Kansas City very much. I say that we're going there in two
weeks for the Cowboys game. It is very much like I just came on to tell you a college town. And I think the towns that we as a crew don't get to go to a lot is where people care, like Dallas, Green Bay. Where else do we go? San Francisco, Seattle. They don't give a ship here, like can don't give ah, Like the whole town was like, hey, what's up? How much are we gonna win? By blah blah blah. We get to Casey, it's like Friday night. We're just we went.
You know, we had Indianapolis Jets Jonathan Taylor so impressive. By the way, My god, what a cutie Russian bear Kenrick's out. Yeah, alright, so cute. Anyways, we go straight from Indianapolis to Casey. We have an off you know, kind of like a day where you can rest on Saturday ish. So we're like, let's go. We're cranking it up. We're going like we I text the boys, I'm like meeting at the bar at six, like let's go. We're freaking going. I think you want so excited you're there,
like we got drink sent over. We went to dinner. We got a bottle of wine sent over. The next night, me Rinaldi, our producer Cheese Science, our director Rich Russo, we're having dinner, somebody sent a bottle of camus over, just so glad you guys are here. Like he's great. They treat like family. And then we go to the game in the morning. There's vomit all over the hotel driveway. I mean, they're ready to roll their offense. Maybe not so much, but you know, they were happy that Aaron
Rodgers was not playing yesterday. Wow, I think that may have been a beat down if he had played. You thank you. I mean I almost think they would have won. I think he would have put twenty on them. You, Yes, that was I was the whole time. I was sitting there and Rinaldi did a report about how Patrick Mahomes was feeling because against Aaron Rodgers, right exactly, and he was like saying he was bummed because he wanted to and then and then I love Troy and the Booths like, yeah,
I think he's all right. Better to get the w on that we'll take the So Aaron Rodgers things is a whole situation. We won't get into all of that, because that's a whole other podcast. But you've got a full week and cute little Jillian. She's been the road for days because you were kind enough to let me borrow her for the patrick. You borrow her. She's there for the taking. But the well, the reason I say borrow is because she's on the road with you, and like,
poor girl probably wants to go home. And she was so sweet and she stayed on the road. And that was a time because we got to Casey. This was on Tuesday to do the interview after their Monday night game. Get there no hotel room situations happened. I don't have a room. I'm staying with Jillian, And I started laughing because I'm like, if Jillian wasn't here, where am I sleeping? Like? Am I sleeping on the couch in the lobby? What's going on here? Because there was no hotels because everyone
was still there from the Monday night game. Anyway, That's also why there weren't flights out the next day. I got done with that interview early and I was supposed to fly out, and it was anyone that's been look at Casey is awesome and I'm so glad they're good to you. You don't plane, get out on plane, get to Dallas. I'm sorry, Casey, you may have a lot going for you, but that airport is the worst air or in the United States. Like there's nothing going on.
My my driver was so nice, So that picks me up in Casey, he couldn't been sweeter. I was like, how are you doing. He goes, it's going great, how are you? And I was like talking to him about the weather. He just warmed my heart. Uh, the interview with Mahomes was great. Kind of crazy because we didn't know about Aaron Rodgers being out until the next day after your interview is already done, and that's not your fault.
But so how was sitting down with him good? I mean, you know, those guys are always going to tow the company line. But I think he was more candid about his own deficiencies than I thought he would be without, you know, throwing himself under the bus. But I think it's yeah, it's a maturation and everyone's just used to them winning and you become a victim of your own success. So yeah, they're not playing exactly how they want to be playing, but they're lucky that that like the vision
is up and down. I mean, look a look at what happened to the Bills yesterday, losing to Jacksonville. I mean, Dallas gets stopped by the Broncos, like and it out like that was crazy? You were at that game? How was that was out? Your first time at a game? It's so far. Yeah. I hadn't been to one before because obviously I can only go to a night game or a Monday night game. And so I had saw Kelly out the night before and this is how too many cocktails I had. She invites us to the game,
and I'm like, oh, that's so nice. Yeah, yeah, like, we'll be there. I wake up in the morning to go because I only had game breaks because we didn't have our studio show because you guys were in Annapolis. So I get a later called time and I texted. I'm like, oh, I can't go to the game, like I have to do game breaks. And then she's like it's the night game. I'm like, oh cool, who's paying attention or hungover this girl? So I was able to get there by the second quarter. But god, that stadium
is impressive. Holy sh it, that things was it loud last night, it was it was loud. I mean, I think it was a little bit tempered because they were losing and it wasn't, you know, as probably loud as it would have been if they were, you know, rocking. But it was still fun. It was going. I mean, you go to games, you work every game, but like, I'm maud at that routine. So it was nice for me to go and do that. How is the traffic
going there? Awful? Fine going there because I didn't get there till the second quarter because I didn't get out. I had to wait till the end of your Guys game to get in the car. But it was fine going there getting out of there. Nightmare situation. See what's your thought? This sets up a whole conversation of big events. My husband is the even at concerts, which kind of pumps me out because I'm like, I want to hear the last song. We gotta go, we gotta go before
the encore. He's like Clarkers, get in the car. Even when he was at the Rams home opener, he ran out, like freaking like I think maybe with five eight minutes left on the clock. I've gone to a World Series game with him, Red Sox Dodgers where the inning is ending and we are running through the concourse because he's like, we gotta beat everybody to the ubers. Like I'm not
mad at that. I'm not. I did that last night with because well it was a foregone conclusion that the game was ending and at that point, like and that was the end. Mean, and again Kelly is so generous and inviting us and stuff, But it was like, all right, they're not gonna win in like there's five minutes left, Like maybe let's make a run for it. But then that uber situation, they really get tricky. They say twelve minutes away, and all of a sudden it's minutes away.
And walk into the sizzler on the corner and I'm having to wait over there and we're dropping a pin. Now we're canceling. Now there aren't any cars available, so it's a whole to do. But I'd walk there if I could. Um, it was nice just just to be a part of the scene. Now, let's get rid of these emails, okay, notifications? All right, So wait, what I was I gonna talk to you about? I wrote it. I wrote this down because I know for the podcast forget it, saying calm down, it should be catch up.
This is something that I do often after I have cocktails. I'm always convinced that someone's going to steal something from me, probably from my time in hotels. Who knows whatever. I hide things when I'm drunk. I hide wedding rings. I hide my watches. Used to be a tooth fairy. I mean I should look out of the pillows. I'm not kidding aaron I. I the other night hid my laptop. I don't know why I do this. It's so weird.
I woke up in the morning to pull out socks and my laptop was in the top dresser and I was like, what am I doing? I have had it one time where I put my watch underneath the mattress in a hotel room. I left the hotel room. I panicked. I'm at the airport. I'm like, fuck, I left my watch in the room but forgot where it was. I had to miss my flight, went back to the hotel room. I'm tearing the hotel room open. Have to get the new key, because you know that one doesn't work after
twelve o'clock. Is there anything more annoying? Oh? Did it touch your phone. I don't know if it touched my phone, and I don't know just I don't know if I have an adjoining room. Just give me the room key. That's all I want. You know, was this the key that I had to get another key? So this was the original one that I lost, And now I got four new ones. And now we're getting hotel keys all over the place. So I tear everyone from a different hotel in Seattle, and I'm really in Philly and I
don't know where. I don't know. Pet's heads are falling off, and so I about the mattress and there it is, my my really nice watches sitting in between the mattresses. This is something I do, Oh wow, because you convince yourself you're gonna get robbed when you're drunk or what's happening? Totally okay. I couldn't find my wedding rings the other day. I had put those in this tiny little zipper in a purse I hardly ever use. So yeah, it's a
real scavenger hunt over here. After three cocktails. I mean, we don't know what we're gonna find. But do you have, like, you know, your travel bag that you're it's it's the catch all. It has everything in it right in mass I think I wish it was if I wish I was in here right now, Michael, get it, Mary fucking Poppins. The other day I was at work and I'm sitting with Dominique, and she said, I asked, like, oh, like
deodorant or something like that. I pulled out three deodorants, two sets of playing cards, I had four headphones, seventeen purele packets. I mean, if I was at a baby shower, Oh, yeah, you know those things that they do at the baby showers. The checklist, it's like, do you have a you know, expired credit card from Yes, you do. Actually, thank you so much for putting that on the list. It's right here. I always have an ear plug in there, a random ear plug because like a plug, because I got to
have an ear plug. I need it. I will be working on a construction site. No, I'm I will fixiate on a noise. Is that is that the word fixated? Fixate? Not to I've had a hard time saying immunization all week. What is the immunization? No, that wasn't it. I'm immunity. I'm immunized. I'm immunized. I don't know what that is. Well, that's what Aaron Rodgers was saying. He was that was the word he used. I'm immunized. Yeah, like I got
vaccinated or whatever. I'm not getting into this discussion. I get fixated on sounds and then I can't sleep or I can't concentrate, and then I turned really really anxious or crazy. So I e the gentleman. There was a couple of things he was doing last night, and I was trying really hard not to get upset about it. But he whisked the guy on the plane. Yeah, and and this is after I've already like flown to from Kansas City to Dallas. I've already done a game. Now
I have another three and a half hour. Shut up, it's my job, I get it. He breathed, and every time he would breathe in it would whistle, So I like, hear it, and I'm like, I cannot hear this for three and a half hours. He also, I think, was some sort of like a DJ or something, because he you know, got on. He had cool rings, cool bracelets, like the big glasses he was looking at like equipment, but everything was like and he was tapping his his foot and his black and I was like, I can't
do this for three and a half hours. So I thought, I'm not gonna be able to control his tapping, but I will be able to control the noise of the whistling. So I grabbed an ear plug. I always have one, handy. I shoved it in my right ear to go, you know, cut it off, and it helped. It really did farny handy. Well, maybe this is you and Jillian then, because as we were sharing a room in the single bedroom and in the city, that was the smallest hotel room I've ever
been in. And that that's the way I'm gonna get to another thing I have about that she had little ear plugs in a dish in the bathroom that's where we stay, because that really is so loud that I've never used an ear plug in my life, but it got used them all the time. I sleep with them in a hotel because I can't. I don't want to hear the air turning on and off. I don't want to hear what's going on next door. I don't want to hear what's going on outside. I am such a
sound sleeper, sleep through anything. I remember I was babysitting when I was younger, and for this family, they had three kids under the age of six. The parents came home, I was asleep on the couch. The parents had called the landline inside. They were at the front door ringing the doorbell. All the kids were downstairs. There's a window next to the door, and they're like waving to their
mom and dad. I'm out on the couch. Finally, after the seventeenth call on their landline, you and I was like, hi, guys, and they're like, wow, Caissa, this is this is a little concerning, And I was like, sorry, any I stayed watching their kids forever. But yeah, I sleep through everything, not a problem for me. But Jillian was sleeping through through her alarm and her phone and probably because she had the ear plugs in. But um, when we were sharing a room, I started laughing. I was like, what
is appropriate with it growing with the stink in the bedroom? No, but it might as well have been because I was. I was lying on the bed and you can see the sink the toilet when you get out of the shower and your foot goes into the toilet. The rooms a little small no, no, what was appropriate to sleep in a bed with your girlfriend. Like I was like, Jillian, she was like, don't worry, I won't sleep naked. And I was like, no, I don't think we should sleep
be naked. I don't even think we should be sleeping in thongs next to each other. Like that's a little too close for comfort. And this one, you know, her, the bob dude, just wandering around, which, by the way, like I don't care, Like I get naked in front of like my girlfriends whatever, who cares? But the sleeping nick kid with the girlfriend, we're gonna do that. No, But she had put on a robe and she's like, don't worry, I won't be sleeping naked. I was like, well,
you don't have to sleep that robe. It's like comfortable would be to sleep. I'm sorry. Another thing, I'm not staying at a not so great hotel that we stayed in and putting their robot like it's not because there is no guarantee, and there's no guarantee at a five star that things been washed. But at least at a five star I can like convince myself, oh it's been washed.
But like I got putting my body I can't even walk out of the shower onto the carpet with a wet foot because I feel like that wet foot will attract particles that are on the carpet onto my feet. And then I get to that bed and I know my head's not going down where my feet are, but like it's all old things on the carpet in the bed. I can't do it. I can't touch it. I'm even
so crazy. I'll tell you this. I put a sweatshirt inside out because I don't want the sweatshirt that's touched anything in my clothes inside out on my face when I sleep, so air touching my face, I am fucked. I just get what are you? What do you breathe? How do you breathe with the inside out sweatshirt? The ear plugs? Are there any breathing passages open breathing with a mask on? I mean there's really no breathing path. You do not sleep with the sweatshirt on inside. Oh
my craziness. I mean, I am all about the cleanliness and the hotel rooms, but I will not go that far. I will do a full pure I'll wipe up that remote because I am not sure who's been touching about that. I love when they're like, it's been clean and it's in the bag no one had and you just throw it in the freaking bag. Have you watched that dateline of sixty minutes or whatever it was where they had hidden cameras and they show you exactly what the maids
are not cleaning those cups. Do put that toothbrush in those cups. Those cups have not been cleaned. The same rugged onto the toilet, goes then into the cup. Dane mcdinge, Okay, so don't sleep naked in the bed with your girlfriends and definitely use an inside out sweatshirt while you're sleeping on my face. No, so it got me. It got me thinking though about like sharing stuff with girlfriends, right, like if if you go on the road or you
lose your luggage or whatever. Shared deodorant with Jillian, but it shared deodorant, like that's fine. Toothbrushes off limits? Never anybody does that. Have you ever shared a toothbrush with the Jarrett No, I've had to do it before with Kyle. It is not where I want to be. I'm not interested in doing it. But in an emergency situation with the husband, I can make a concession. It's not really what I want to do. Though we've done nose hair
trimmer though sharing I've never done those. I waxed the nose. Oh god, I want to try it so bad. Do you know what? I also want to try so like what you won't like it. There's a lot of sniffing happening. Sniffling happening because there's no net pot without the Nettie pot you know what I mean? Oh my god, so cute.
Elvis on our crew who works in our truck, we were out to dinner getting pummeled on Friday night and he goes, hey, I had to tell you I listened to your episode with the Nettie Potty goes my wife uses it. You're right, there's nothing cute about it. I'm like, it's terrible. I want to do the thing so badly. Were you you get the candle in your ear? In the big clumpet ear? I want to do that. Let's do Let's do it together because I've never done it and I want to do it too. I feels like
a dream. At dinner we were talking about because on her podcast the morning after, for her episode, she had talked about the first time her and Matthew had sex, which I so appreciated her being open about and how he didn't text her back and she was like losing her mind and called him and he's like, what, I'm on the training table and she's like and like she was like talking about the whole like time that should be allotted after you first have sex, and what when
they should call back applications? Yeah, am I getting service? I mean, have I missed the call? Let me text myself and see if this is working. Hi? Hi, so weird. I haven't done that before at all at all. Why that that comes very quickly to what recall? But she was saying. I was like, you're talking about sex, and she's like, and you guys are talking about colonics and Nettie Pots. I'm like, can we all just be very unattractive? I mean, Jesus, there is nothing that's off limits with
these podcasts. But it's reliable, Like people get that, you know. Now we're talking about nose here, trimmers and ear like thing. I think everything would be incredible because like, did you ever like back in the day, like when pens were like had the caps take it in there? And like, oh my God, it's like when I how easy ears and I like put like a little like well, like you just like tickle it in there, like with a Q tip. I think cleaning your ears with a Q
tip is so fabulous. Oh you know, fantastic. I love everything about it. But why you're not supposed to because it's like you're shoving the wax back in your ear. Oh what are you talking about with the pen cap? Like you just like a pen cap. It was like something like you get in there. It's like if if you're like at school or something. No, I can't say, I can't say I ever did that. Um, but yeah, no, I'm all about that ear wax situation. Get it in there well. By the we can buy one of those pits.
That's gonna be so gross when we find out what comes out of there of your ear. Yeah no, I do a netti pot. I see what comes out of my nasal passages. I don't care. Well you you and all those ear plugs. That wax has been in there for a minute. You just keep shoving that. And I have so true one time during a game because I wear dual ears just to help with the noise even though something's wrong with my i f B. There, I like, I feel like I'm a going death, but they're not
blocking this sound out very long. For those of you that don't know what an i FB is, it's something you put in your ears to the producer like can talk to you or Aaron in this case, can like hear the truck and here Joe and Troy, like the whole broadcast is in your ear. I it's what people always do when they do this. But anyways, I maybe like two years ago or last year, I don't know, I was like noticing the game was going in and out and I was like, what's wrong with this? Why
is this going in and out? And I was like, something's wrong with my i FB, there's something wrong with my audio. I pulled it out. There was like ear wax stuck inside the hole, and our audio guy gave me like a little thing and he goes, maybe after the game, clean it up. It was just lodged in your freaking year for four hours. It's nasty shoving that
thing in there. Um along those same lines, I'm very fanatical about cleaning my head my earphones after I work out because the situation that goes on there and then you put them back in the case and you know it's a home you get Yeah, I thought that was just me. No, that's everyone. Yeah. Anyways, Um so wait, what do you have this week? You have? I just have one game? I just have Thursday. Does that feel
like a vacation? No, because it's a FC teams and we don't cover them very much Like if it was Green Bay Dallas, this would be a vacation because I'm like, I'm good, We're good. But these are two teams that haven't covered. You feel so paranoid, like you know what? You know what this phone call means? Who is that? Can't? Oh you got a feature? Joel, I'm on our podcast right now. If you want to say hi to Aaron, he probably needs you to do a Ravens feature. Um are you? I can be and I can be wherever
you need me to be. Okay by but whelread you have to go. It's local. But you know who's not gonna like that. I'm supposed to go to New Jersey for a house and home installation after Nashville on on Friday. Fine, you know what duty calls? What? Derwin James and Keian O'Neill cute I've never interviewed either one of them. No, I haven't either. That's what's so exciting. I will say this, it's also nerve wracking for Fox primarily does NFC games.
So like, like yesterday, I'm on the Packers sideline. I know everybody. They're like they can make fun of me. We make jokes like I know everybody. I'm talking to the doctor about my own personal problems like forget go back, and I need to jump back into this for a second. Do you really love a team doctor? What's that? Do you really ask the team doctors for like a diagnosis
on something? With you? I love you so much. What we're talking about life Like the Packers team doctor is an angel, and like he was actually asking me how like everything's going with me health wise. I was telling him about my fertility issues and he was asking me how long I've been in remission. So we were talking about that. I told him I actually have a follow up this week, and I told him how horrible it is to go and I always feel like I'm gonna
pass out. And then we just kind of talk about things. And then we talk a lot about COVID and like staying safe and stuff. I'll be honest, Like the second I have like like cramps or like a tickle in my throat, I'm like, anybody have a lozenge? Can I have like an advil for my mental card? Like I But again, this is with the teams that I'm tight with, like they know everything about me, Like they've like you know, known me forever. So they're always like, how's your dad,
how's your dad's health, how are your parents doing? Like it's really funny. So probably that point when you saw me, I was like, so like last week, I was feeling like I had a little runny nose, but I used the Nettie pod and it's like third and four, Oh, we're driving, okay, But what was I saying? I don't even remember. It was I had to go ahead? No, no, go ahead no. I just was fully entertained by watching. It was like an ice okay, like a you know,
like picture and picture. I was like, okay, now she's over here, and then she's working over here, and it was like I felt like I was like with you on the sidelines, that's hilarious. No, But for a FC teams, it's harder because we don't really know the guy is very well and um, actually this was funny when we did the Colds game. I'm not trying to like get
in anybody's way. I'm just like there, I'm trying to like get my stuff done, and especially with the Colds because I don't know a lot of guys really cool. Walks up to Darius Leaner and told him I love Damny. I was like, I love watching you play. Like great to meet you. I saw DeForrest Buckner, who I knew with the forty Niners. He's an angel. Got to meet the Jonathan Jonathan Taylor. But I love the team doctors. I've always loved a team doctor. Um. That reminds me
my former father in law, Rest in peace. I broke my foot. I had to stay in Boston for my foot surgery and I'm at the pediatrist and my father in law at the time was like, hey, doc, I've got this situation here with the elbow mind taking a look and I'm like, what are we what are we doing here? It's like it's called the piggyback appointment, and I go it's called what And he goes, I'm just
piggybacking non appointment. And I got a few questions, and I'm like ever since then, I just like laugh because I text my guy inacologist about everything. I asked him the other day for a recommendation for a regular like a just a general doctor, which is really pathetic. I've not had one. I asked him questions about like, hey, do you have any referrals on like where to go
get this done, where to go this restaurant recommendations. I'm asking my guynacologist about my PAPST maire results and what's on the ZAGGA guide and where he likes to eat on a Saturday. That's the kind of relationship we have. I love. I have so much nervous energy and I go to the cancer center. I have to go there tomorrow.
But my on colleges is so incredible and he's so cute and good looking and fabulous, and it's also the worst one, like I don't see him like, you know, every six months, and I'm in stirrups and I'm like, hey, what's up. But I get so much nervous energy. I start telling him everything about my life. So yeah, Like one time, I remember, like the Matt Lower situation was going down. We were talking about Matt lower, I'm in stirrups.
I'm like, oh my god, Like today, I'm in the stirrups talking to my fertility doctor and we're talking about like he goes, hey, it looked great yesterday things, you know. But my my, my kind of cologist actually set me up with my ex boyfriend because I went in to get a perhaps mears situation because I had been sleeping with the wrong guy, and I walked into this. I made a few bad decisions along the way, but I'm a responsible person, so I go straight to the doctor
and I say, let's get this ship cleaned up. And he goes, Okay, enough of these bad decisions. I got a great guy for you. And that's literally how I met my ex boyfriend ends up being a loser and I'm over and now we joke about it. But that's that's who hooked me up with my ex boyfriend because I was making real bad decisions out in the streets. Yeah, but now I'm an adult, you know, so here I am. Um wait, I was going to follow up, but I don't think there's a follow up needed there. There wasn't
a follow up. There wasn't a follow up appointment. You know what the results the results were in, and I was clickering during the five days takeoff. Never had a situation like that. I can never. I can honestly say I have never had an STD ever and I and look, I'll knock on something because I have never. I was never someone that like slept around any for that slept with I was like dating. I mean, they weren't always the right people I was dating, but still I've never
had a one night stand. I've never done any of that. So maybe the wrong people, wrong choices, but you know, just not a lot of them. About quality not quantity, you know, yeah, part the no no, I just I was actually telling my husband today, my doctor, well, it's
it's not about anything that you just said. I just I'm glad because those situations and men, I'm sure you're enjoying every minute of this or have shut us off at this point, like they're so uncomfortable, like no one wants to be in there, and especially if you're a doctor is adorable, which my oncologists and my fertility doctor are adorable. I don't know if I could do that. I don't know if I could do hot doctor. I mean,
and I say this lovingly. And my kind of coologist is a guy, but he's like my sweet little old man kindacologist. Like there's no part of me that's like, hey, I want to sleep with this doctor, but literally my fertility doctor who's up in in there, like thank god. That's all we talked about. We talked about sports. He's like, yeah, you look good yesterday with that offense. They couldn't get like that. Probe and me and we were able to working through the middle. What um, They weren't able to
get anything going through the middle. That's the problem, and apparently neither of I for the last eight years. But you know, we're working on it. No one of the wonder Jonathan Taylor had such a successful game. That offensive line made all kinds of holes for him. Your sister remember that, remember that that movie Knocked Up? And then kind apologies, he goes, you only do look like your sister.
So to summarize today's podcast, we always wonder if we need guests, and it's like, we don't have time for that. We talked about ear rocks. We talked about earplugs, sleeping naked with your girlfriends, sharing deodorant. The gynecologist STD one night stand anything. Kurt and Ryan, we have not covered uh and the Bills, lost of the Jaguars. We'll be back with more next week. Ryan goes, you nailed it all right, let's wrap. Calm Down with Aaron and Krissa
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