Episode 35: Relationship Advice, How to Act on an Airplane and Dak Prescott is Having an MVP Year

I can find. I bet you I'm going to throw in a lot of y'alls and then I'll be annoyed by myself. It's like Madonna that all of a sudden was British. Isn't she still British? Oh well ask, let's ask her daughter. Her daughter has a lot of thoughts on Madonna. You look great. This hair is very voluminous. For all of you guys that are watching on YouTube, you can see the locks are flowing now clipped in

filling in those that don't know. Aaron has like pretty much her entire head is real hair, and so she throws in these clipping extensions and you really get a lot of all you Valo Vai dal size soon. Um. Yeah, I just had a little interview with Sportsnet in Canada, a um, trying to push our NHL line that is out happy NHL season feature off already hurt, which is

a big bummer to me. Uh, Tampa Bay Lightning Insider over here and yeah, you can buy our NHL gear shameless plug on fanatics dot com or NHL shop dot com. I need to know where to get the jammies as you always call them, NHL shop dot com and fanatics dot com. What do you want? Seahawks? Are you still are you still cheering for the Seahawks? Is Cam Newton going to sign there? Okay, so let's break this down for a second. I am always rooting for the Seahawks,

but not when it comes to wagering. I hit my dudo was on fire yesterday Carolina screwed me on my bet there because I thought I had it didn't work out for me. I just ate, you know what on the Ravens Chargers bet because I was all in on the Chargers, thought what have happened? There? Would uh show out? Instead? It was Lamar Jackson. So I went four for two yesterday, but I nailed the Steelers. But that game got real exciting,

real fast. You and I were on the phone for other reasons, and then all of a sudden, I was like, holy sh it, we have a tie ball game. We're going to overtime. D K. Why are we not running out of bounds? Why? Why? Why are we not running out of bounds? He's in a fight with Shannon Sharp. Now did you see that? No? Why? On Instagram? I quickly saw it. Yeah, I don't know. Is it about that? I don't know. Well, he should have ran out of bounds to stop the clock. And then there was like

a whole hurry up whatever. They tie the game, but then poor Gino Gino can't catch a break. He's a very formidable backup, put them in a position to win, but then he fumbles the ball. Steelers win in overtime. But anyways, the Jammy is going back to that. I do like the word Jammie's jammys so cozy, and Matthew Juden looks like he's in Jammie's. Look who's bringing me Raman? What a juty CUTI phase? Hi, Jarrett, We were watching you the other night. Oh yeah, TV happy nhlsebody, thank you.

I don't know if all was my best, but i'll it's hard. You do it with a three man booth, that's very difficult. If you asked Troy, anytime you do like three man, it's very difficult. A three man We've well, we thought you did a great job. You're always proud of you. But I appreciate that. Here we are, we are. How did your day go at work? Arrett? It wasn't too much going on. Boys are on the road. Boys

are on the road. Okay, okay. So when it's gonna be good in the NHL this year, As someone who doesn't follow hockey as much as I should anymore, because you know, since Versus went off the air, um, I only pay attention to what you're doing. Who's good? Well? Besides the Los Angeles Kings, which pushed for the playoffs this year, Florida Panthers are good. Really, Florida is good. Tampa was would be good, I would say, but Kutrov

might be injured. I don't know he is. I talked to Chris Simpson about that today, but they're not saying what it is. Again, Vegas should be good, but they're banged up as well. Also, who knows? Okay, okay, Vegas, Washington, Boston, Edmonton should be good. You're really selling this season to us. You know what are the big storylines? Three Pete Tampa. I don't know bib any time to this. You're so cute. Jared. You're bringing your wife Ramen because she's been in the

circuit of promoting NHL lines for wear. No, it's because she doesn't really have time to eat sometimes, and I know when she doesn't eat and she's hungry. What happens angry? Do you get hungry Curson because you barely eat? No? I actually don't get hungry because I just go into I'm in full fasting mode. Wait, Jarrett, before you leave.

Colin Coward being that beauty that he is, who knew that he was a friend and listener of the podcast, He said, Oh, I love the episode when Jared was there and Aaron said, tell me something that I do Bibe when we travel, and you go, promise not to get mad, and then she got mad and it was so funny. Who knew You're We're trying to think what coming into Chris? I know what I'm coming into it. I was trying to figure out what's new with our

life that we could bring up and talk to people about. Well, what the house has been getting painted for the last three weeks. It's like the money pit. I mean twelve years, Chris the right, twelve years, I saw a little bit too long. Then you got a whole bunch of problems. I can appreciate. Yeah, it's a lot right now, they're going on three weeks, but they're doing the whole entire house on the outside everything. Okay, that's what's hot in our life right now. The houses all would so like

the ocean air just crushes it right. Question from a viewer, So, you guys both are busy. You're both in the middle of your seat or jar. You're starting your season, Aaron, you're about halfway almost halfway through your season. How do you keep the romance alive and the relationship at a time like this, Um, you don't have to get specific, but I mean, like, is there a designated date night? Is there? Like? What are we really good about a date night? Okay, we set up dinners and yeah we

have that. So Jed, are you the planner in the relationship because Aaron's the planner in every aspect of her life. So, yeah, we talked about it. But I'm usually the guy who gets, you know, a little res a situation and we stay local. Who's surprised. We don't have to stay local. We don't find going out and about once or twice a month we go up West Hollywood, Venice. Do you ever do a surprise, like when's the last time you surprised Aaron

with like something romance like flowers or anything. What's going on here? Because I wanted to know how to keep the romance alive in a relationship that when you guys are both really busy. We talked about this last night when we were walking the dog. We did we were talking about like how to be good with each other because we've had, like obviously we don't see each other, we have like a lot of big time decisions and

like fertility stuff on our plate. Yeah, so we were like, how do we make sure we don't end up like in a bad spot? And community patient is one, right, We try to be really good about that, although I probably could be a little better because I'm never home. Well, you guys have a relationship that everyone loves and you're both very busy. So I think our listeners. I think our listeners, and we included as someone who tries to have a healthy marriage is always open to the people

who it seemingly appears. And I know you guys get it right, how it all works. What works for a guy. You just kind of gotta realize when when your partners busy, when she needs a minute? When when she needs a minute? That's my favorite. What's the what's the dead giveaway that Aaron needs a minute? Have Roman? While you're telling that, Yeah, what's the dead giveaway? When I need a minute? I'll basically tell you Jared's like, I just came to deliver Roman.

That helps when she tells me. But um, short short answers, short texts like, for example, here we go. I got home on Friday. Wait, don't leave, okay. I got home on day and it was a six am flight. I was exhausted. Our game ended at one thirty. No, no, I got back to my room at one. Car pickup is at four thirty. I'm tired. I barely stepped on the flight. This lady next to me had a wet cap cough. It was upsetting me. The hold what does that mean? A wet cough. Just there was a lot

of like what you were cough? So I was like, I'm getting COVID. I'm getting COVID. It's great. So I came home. I was tired and like, it's great. We haven't seen each other. We're excited. But I hadn't been home in like two weeks. There were a ton of boxes all over the house. The one thing this guy hates in his house is boxes that sit around for like longer than five days a week. But he doesn't

want to open it. I'm with you on that you don't want to open it because sometimes you open things and you throw them out without understanding that there's receipts and things. Excited, I just wanna, I just wanna. I know when the garbage day is, so I want to like open these damn things, chop them up, get him outside. You know, you're very tidy, very so you're not you lose things. I respect that stay organized, Jared. So he was asking me a thousand questions and I was like,

can we go do this really fast? Can we go walk the dog really fast? And then we were walking downstairs and he's like, Hey, what about some of these boxes? And I was like, you're coming at me like a tent right now. I need you at a four. I'm tired. I can't be doing boxes walking the dog like I need you to just stop. And then you require it for like ten minutes. You left me alone. Yeah, you do well. Not to put you on this, but jet, but you got you know. I think it's important too.

I always ask my parents. My parents have been married since they were eighteen and they're fifty three. Now. I'm not going to do the math, but I think it's important to ask people that have healthy marriages what the keys to success are. And my mom and my dad do this. I don't know if you guys do. When my mom doesn't like my dad, she calls him a different name. She calls him Johnny, and he calls her Julie.

So he's like Johnny. She goes, Johnny, you're being a real asshole right now, and he's like, well, Julie, you're being a real bitch. Because then it takes the personal out of it, and you can like go, okay, all right, that's a signal that we need to bring it down a few notches and then you're not ever like demeaning the individual. You're just demeaning their alter ego, which is not being very nice. Sassy sass. I was my relationship, clearly, but you know these are from Scott and Cathy. But

I would say communication. I mean, I look, there's a ton of things I need to work on in this relationship and I know, and like a lot of times I worry because I'm away so much, like crap, are you getting out of me what you need in the relationship? But like, yeah, I think it's just being really honest with like, oh my god, our dog is so cute right now, Like are you happy? Are you not happy? I will tell you we were at a stage before

we got married. We were fighting a lot about stupid crap, and I think a lot of it my husband just made a face, was that I was insecure. I didn't know if we were going to get married. I didn't know like if he looked at me like that. So it was a nagger. I was a freaking nagger and I was annoying and that's really hard for somebody I can't even imagine. And I remember one thing he said to me and I'll never forget it, and it kind of changed, like the way I felt about our relationship.

He told me there are days I come home and I'm like bummed out when I see your car in the driveway because I don't want to come home and fight with you. And I was like, wow, that's that. This is a Scott Thompson piece of advice. Though Scott Thompson has a lot of words of wisdom, and he

always says, say have the divorce before the wedding. So if you're able to be honest with each other about these are the things that could potentially be damaging to us, let's address those before we actually agree to get married and then there's no life. But how do you do that? Well, I'm still working on it, you know. I mean, how

do you have the divorce before the wedding? Like so you talk about what that like that example like Jared being like I don't want to see your car because I don't want to get in a fight with you. So being able to have those open and honest conversations and then you're not like you know, you know, as somebody who has been married twice, now, I work through relationships, but you have to ask certain questions before you get into relations into a marriage because unless you want to

have ten divorces on your resume. You know, these are important questions to have, and I'm clearly no expert, but I can appreciate that you guys have a very or what I observe is a very open and honest relationship about that, not all of which Jared wants to probably talk about because he's like, I just came down to drop off Ramen. You know, yeah, I'm going to go have the rest of it, Jared, I love you go. How about the wait to Seattle crack in? What? What

about the crack and I having to crack? They're elevated? Last question, you don't know, totally up in the air, and much like Vegas was that year, so it's obviously gonna be tough to compete with what they did. But two games in Christa, how is your home crowd? Did you know they haven't had their home at You're on the road by Jared? Thank you from poor guy. He's like he knew what he was walking into. Yeah, I'm really I'm gonna real, as you know, I'm a real

exploratory stage and just asking questions. That's okay in all areas of my life, Relationships, work, Uh, you know how we were talking about last week where you were giving a shout out to Tom Rinaldi for being sort of out of the box thinking when Daniel Jones went down and then his report wasn't about the injury, but it was about Mike Glenn in the backup coming in. And so I think it's always important to be a student, right, no matter what you're doing, whether it's your professional or

relationship or things like that. So look, I didn't mean to make this relationship conversation, but it seems fitting anyways. So you, my darling, we're home this weekend. I got to spend time with you, which is a rare occasion on your couch. On Saturday, we did nothing but study for I studied for games, and you were studying for your Thursday night matchup. So you're headed to Cleveland when Wednesday. Because I'm not going to do a feature this week, goodness.

And every couple of minutes I sit there and look at the weather update because it's supposed to be about like fifty chance of rain and chili. But I'm hoping it slides down because that's really going to alter what I wear. You know, now, the highest sixties six, so it's raised a little bit and fifty four is the low. Guys, this is how crazy I am. I will do this probably about twenty more times today. For anyone that doesn't know Aaron's backup profession, I mean the first one worked

out really well for you. But her backup profession was to be a weather gal loves or the what what you want to be on the weather channel or something I did. But here's the thing. When you have to stand outside for four hours, it's nice to just be really really prepared I have. I was watching that Dallas New England game, which was unbelievable last nay I did that game. It was the coldest, nastiest whether I had I think I've ever been in when was the couple

of years ago. It was horrible because Tom was still there and it just poured and it was free easing and you couldn't get dry and it was just nasty and the game sucked, so that didn't even help with the whole thing. So it was amazing the weather they got last night. Uh like prepared, well, you have to be because you're standing out there forever. Speaking of that Dallas game, I was taking notes because when I ever watched our good friend Peter Schrieger on Good Morning Football.

They was great nuggets from Peter throughout the um, and so I was actually taking notes on some of the things they were saying. First win for the Cowboys at Foxborough since nineteen seven. Wow, I didn't know that eight seven. I was born eighty two. That so that's a hundred years ago, right. And then Dak Prescott's playing out of his mind four hundred forty five yards against the Bill Belichick you know team. Which was that total yards of offense or he passed for that? Yeah? Uhive was the

most total? It was total yards. I think that would make sense. It was the stat was it was the thot yards ever put up by a quarterback against Bill Belichick. Wow. Um, do you want to talk about Aaron Rodgers? I had to do. I was doing that highlight and so in real time and they were like, what was his passing yards? Ryan saying that's how many passing yards he had? About was passing yards? Okay, Well that makes sense because he's had for many total yards of offense? Ryan? Did they

have in that game? What did the run game do? Because I felt like every time I looked at Zeke was running. That makes sense because the stat there was another set. You know, I love stats, especially when I get him right. He's had seven four hundred plus yard passing games in his career. I can't do stats. That's too much for me because when I tried to get it out, they had five hundred sixty seven total yards of offense. Wow. Great you in the chat. For anyone

that doesn't know, we have a chat over here. In the chat, I'm always the jerk who doesn't have it on. I did Dallas, New York and obviously, Um, that was an unbelievable game too. For the Cowboys. They just have so many freaking weapons right now. It's unbelievable. You can throw give the ball to anybody. You really You when was the last time he did a podcast? Well, I guess last week and you were in Philly when you were finishing up your tour. So, um, what was I

going to ask you about that? Oh? What don't I mean? I can't believe it's only been week six. A lot has happened. How about the Raiders responding with all the adversity and everything surrounding John Gruden, they went out had a great game, beating on the Broncos, which was nice to see for that organization in terms of, you know, putting distractions aside Aaron Rodgers. That's me, I mean, and

I still own you. I still own you. And then he was asked in the press conference what he said, and he was like, I just saw a woman in the crowd giving a double bird, and so I don't really remember what I said. I'm like, you know what you said. I still he said he didn't know what he said. He didn't forget anything. That guy, right, I think it was a little wink wink, like I don't remember what I said. Well, we all saw what you said,

and I still own you. And he's right because his record against the Bears is twenty and five, so he does said he blacked out in a bit for a good way. Thanks Ryan for all of this. Yeah fight, Oh my gosh, there has been eleven. We'll just keep the stats going. Stat line um. Eleven overtime games so far this year. Eleven overtime over I mean, every every time I turn around, I'm doing a freaking highlight and it's going to ot. Thank god. I just chanxed myself.

I haven't had one because you miss a flight. I hate that overtime games. Here's a story for you about games going into overtime flags. So a lot of times these officials are on my flight, and if I'm trying to make a flight like the last flight out just to get home, it's really really hard. If there's a lot of flags, are you going to overtime? So I'm right there with the officials. I am not gonna lie. There are many times I say to these officials, enough

with the flags. I'm trying to make a four or forty five flight. Man, it's like o'clock running, keep it running. Run the ball, Come on, Aaron Jones, run the ball. They're amazing. There was a time we did a Thanksgiving game in Detroit and we were on the last flight out and we just had so many freaking flags, and finally we were able to make it. Like they were boarding as we got through T S A, and I remember like five of us were on the flight and I got through T. S A first, and it was

like a scene from Titanic. They were like, go just go run, like hold the plane for us, and I held the plane and I was like, my crew members are coming, don't shut the door. They threw the flag. Never let go. Our crew makes it. They do final call for two of the officials calling the game, and I was like, fuck them, closed the door, closing the door. They're the reason that we're here. So then we drank

the whole way home. Shocker, Happy Thanksgiving to the a crew we drank, and I'm just like taunting and harassing and offsides and holding the official the whole flight. I'm like, WHOA, we could have been on a lot quicker if you run so many flags. Happy Thanksgiving Row three B true story. This reminds me a couple of different things. That I was on a flight from Houston. I don't remember why I was there. I can't remember yesterday. I really, as we know, my memory is not that great. Maybe that's

why I try to remember stats. Do I keep my brain anyway? Do that? Well? I clearly can't even remember my name, but I do remember this. I was on a flight. It must have been oh oh oh, I do remember now. I was coming from New Orleans and it was where the NBA All Star Game was. I was in New Orleans for something else, not for that. Get on a flight and we're sitting there and we're waiting, and we're waiting and they're not making any announcements. It's

not the mechanical update. We're not waiting for the crew. There's just nothing to be had in terms of an update. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, about fifteen people, bags flying basketballs, flying like diamond necklaces. I'm being blinded. Master P and his entire family are now boarding this commercial airline and there's it's just chaos, and we don't

know where we're sitting. And then the whole thing turns out that they couldn't get out on their flight on their private jet, so they had this is some bolish status, master P. We've all seen cribs. You know. They held the commercial flight for him and his entire family to get on, but they just took whatever seats were available. So master P was in the back of the plane by the bathroom. You know, stars are just like us. I was like, it's like us quite the time. But

that's some real control to have the plane. Who held for you, master P? Who knew? I will tell you last night we were imitating you because we were watching ted Lasso. We only have warmer episode to go. I won't tell anybody what's happening if you aren't caught up because people get sensitive. But one thing, obviously I've gotten it from you that you know Um they say that a lot in ted Lasso, because you know what I mean, you know what I mean. I have to pay attention

to that. I never picked up on that. Oh. Also, getting back to the conversation about sitting on flights, when you were saying, uh, the officials were on your plane, who is most famous person that you've ever either sat next to or that you know has been on the plane. Because Peter Schreeger and our friend and colleague, he does my show in the morning and then as you know, he jumps right on a flight and flies back to New York so he could do Good Morning Football on

Monday morning. And he's always giving me updates or somebody he had well, like he'll say, like, um, we could go back through our text, Chaine, but it'll be like some obscure person that you and I maybe wouldn't know. But he's like, oh oh he said, um Leah REMANI or whatever was like the last person that he said he was sitting next to. He He's like okay, Um, So it got me thinking who have you sat next to or been on your flight that you're like, oh, ship,

I have to so you think about yours. I don't have any one major. What okay, I'll go number one. And you have filled in many a times. When Michael was doing Michael and Kelly, I was always so jealous. I was like, that was my dream to be on that show. So you were probably busy, which is why I got the call up to host the show with him one time. So I fly fly from l A to New York. Bella haddu not Bella, No Bella, the

brown hair one. She was sitting next to me. Oh my gosh, who the I Okay, here we go blending the eyes shadow um. She was sitting next to me, and she was facetiming with the weekend Able. She kept calling him and he was in her phone as Able, and so they were facetiming, and I was pretending to not know what was happening. But of course she was right next to me, and I kept like peering over, like a real creep of creeps, and she was being so sweet and so nice. So now service comes around.

I'm ordering red wine and they're like, what would you like for dinner, and she they asked her first, and she's like, oh, I'll take the pasta, and I was like, I'll have the pasta too, because I was like, if models eat pasta, then I'm gonna eat the pasta and we're gonna have the same meal. And then we started talking and I was like, oh, we're fast friends. We weren't, but for a moment in time I thought it was. And she was so pretty I couldn't even take it.

The other person I sat next to you'll love this. Covering college football back in the day. Rich Rodriguez was the coach at Michigan at the time, as we did have all the college preview magazines out. I'm reading, i'm studying, I'm doing the whole thing. Guys sitting next to me goes, how do you think Michigan will do this year? And I was like, well, Rich Rodriguez, Da da, da da, I'm bringing the whole thing down. Twenty minutes into this conversation,

I said, oh, I'm Carissa. By the way, I didn't catch your first name, and he goes, I'm Tom Brady pause pause, senior cute. And then I was like, no, wonder you asked about Michigan, and then I was like, you are just a teddy bear and I want to give you a big old hug. But yeah, those are my too, Tom Brady Senior and bellahadd you don't have more because you are on a plane on the daily. I don't. But that leads me to another discussion that

we should really get into. Why I have so much foundation on no plan etiquette and how rude and disgusting and crazy people are on planes grows. You know. I tried to write a pilot pun intended for my travels, and then I gave it to Larry Too, because I'm like, if anyone knows how to be a comedy writer, I'm like Larry, So I've been working on this sketch and this, and then he goes, this is gonna be terrible, and I'm like, I'm really trying here. He's like, you have

no main character. That's why this show is not gonna work. Like, is your main character the pilot? Is it the flight attendant? Is it the woman at the check in death? Is it? The t s a person? So anyways, if anyone out there, because I figured the Office was a massive success, why can't the airport be a success, because how much comedy to your story that you've told on this podcast before with the woman looking the ice cream and smelling her armpit.

There is just nastiness everywhere, and you know what I mean, I might as well have this thing sponsored by any airline or a union if you love out. All they want is people to be nice to them. Flight attendant. They're not your waitress, they're not your concierge, they're not your turn down service. People treat them like such ship. It pisces me off. When gossip magazines used to be the thing, we were all like grabbing an US weeklier people,

I'd always give them to the flight attendant. After I left, I learned that they loved that, like just say thank you, say yes please. I just these poor people, like people just treat them like absolute garbage. And then people are just nasty, their feet up on the thing, the wrestling

for the armrest, the I don't know. I love the whole people that like still get annoyed with me for using my little white beef for everything around, like we're worried about that virus and I got no as somebody who met has me think of the girl with the wet cough on the plane, Like you have a wet cough, don't get on the plane. I don't want to hear your wet cough. The only person this was acceptable to do to do this was bellahadid with able because I

was interested. We don't want to hear your conversation and your FaceTime before we take What did the kids have for dinner? Have you given him the macaroni? She's got jazz class today. Don't forget jazz class. And then you got to pick up up at six forty, put your fucking headphones in and have your conversation. I don't need to hear about jazz class. Also another favorite of mine this clicking, clicking, clicking. I know someone that has the clicking on their phone turning it off. Why do you

want to hear that. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear your clicking. It's just there's no etiquette anymore. And my favorite are like the gals who haven't been on a trip in a while together, which is fine, you're excited. I look, I get excited to to go on trips, but there are other people on the plane. We don't need to have which we've had now three of mimosas at the bar. Now we're moving into the flight or on the south the Southwest

flight's really get me. Those are the ones because I have to go to Vegas once a month from oh yeah, Jira like lly, and we're yelling like and look, I've probably done this at some point, but this is what I know. I'm getting older. I'm like, bring it down, indoor voices, just bring it all down. There's another one when you have to get out. I'm really good on flights. If I don't have to pee the whole football game. You know, I can make it cross country without peeing.

But the one time I need to, and I ask you and I'm like, sorry, do you mind if I go to the restroom and you just sit up straight so I can walk like graze my ass on your knees, like get your fast up and let me out. I don't need to climb over you, because you know what, I am going to climb over you When you got your mouth open to the side and you're trying to nap, then I'm gonna climb over you and really wake you up. You're good. I just wrote crawl over I can't here.

This is the whole thing. Is it acceptable? Is it acceptable to do the crawl over move? Because wonder if that person doesn't want you all up in their business. But I don't want to wake them up. So now I'm gonna conundrum. I don't want to wake you up. But now if you wake up and I'm mid hurdle, are you thinking this is inappropriate? This girl is straddling me trying to get to the bathroom. You chose the aisle.

You chose the aisle. That's not my problem. You chose the aisle knowing the person in the window seat has to go to the bathroom. It's a window seat. It's not labeled prisoner, you know, so like you changed the aisle. Oh my gosh, that's such a great point. But what pisces me off is it I don't right away because I don't want to board right away and sit and listen to all the bids. Also, half the time I'm hoping to God to make my flight from a game. So when I do board, I put my stuff all up.

It's a scene throw my ship over and then I'm excuse me, And then the person sits up straight so I can crawl over them. I'm like, I always say something. I'm always like, really, okay, that good? Oh yeah, I always do. So I don't like to board early either because I don't need to sit there for longer than

I have to. But I'm starting to board earlier because this overhead can overhead and now you got the coats coming out for the fall okay, and I don't need the laptop bag down and now occupying what can be all overhead bag. Sit it up straight, this massive bag the carry on underneath my seat, So now I don't have good blood circulation because that's my fault for having a too big a bag. I have to put it underneath my seat in front. So why is the laptop get its own compartment and I get a real chaps

my hide? When work or whoever has been kind enough to purchase a first class seat for myself, I have the right to the first class overhead bins if I see you and you have a seat in thirty two C, which I've had a lot of those. I'm not throwing my bag in the overhead and first class and then keeping keep walking. So when I get on, I'm like, wait, whose bag is this? They're like, oh, she's way down there,

Well then she could take her bag way down there. Yeah, not right, no, no, no, no, no no. I Also, if you are stuck in an aisle seat and you are sitting there while everybody else is boarding, and this guy, I don't give a crap if you're sitting back and coach, if you're sitting up. What I don't get is when you're sitting in the aisle, why that allows anyone to walk through and hit you and their bag or their ass in your face, elbow. It's just people are animals,

animals on the plane. It's unbelievable. Right, it's on our next podcast. You know, you know what animals? All of you guys that follow us on Instagram, thank you. But also right down your most terrible traumatic plane situation or something that's an annoying or pet peeve, because this could be I had run in Dallas. I'll tell you it tells right now, keep it going. Here we go miss my fight? Well I didn't miss my fight. First of all, we haul ask after Dallas giants to get to DFW.

Get to DFW. Everyone knows there's a storm coming, major storm coming. I have because I'm a weather person when it's gonna hit. It's gotta hit at six fifteen. Great, we're boarding at five thirty. If you know a storm is gonna hit at six fifteen, maybe pump up, like boarding a little earlier. Plane sitting there, hurry up on. We got ten minutes. I'm like counting down him. I see, I'm like, we got ten minutes before this storm is going. Winds picking up on the runway. It's getting all serious.

You're checking, you're refreshing that weather. I'm I'm checking tornado watches because if there's a tornado, I don't want to be on the runway. Can't be a good look. So finally, ladies and gentlemen, thanks so much for your patients. Just want to let you know we are having a mechanical issue. We should get this wrapped up. We're just waiting for the paperwork. We should get this wrapped up in another ten minutes. Well, guess the storm's hitting in ten minutes.

If you had run the plane boarded us, we would have been fine. So guess what happens. Storm hits. Here comes the paperwork from the mechanics. We should be good to get a bit. We're always waiting on paper, waste paperwork, get an iPad, just refresh that. We don't need to have the guy walk with the paperwork. Very antiquated, this paperwork thing. Anyway, Neon vests all of it. So then plane starts rocking. It's windy, there's a major storm, tornado warnings.

I'm like, why are we on this runway? Also fun, we don't turn near on great love that I'm texting Jared. I'm like this, I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it. So then we sit on for another hour. Oh, because you know what, our picking up something on the runway hits the engine of the plane. At that point, I said, I'm off, goodbye. I'm staying in Dallas. I hate this, like airline, I'm off, walked off so mad. They're like, can we get your name? I was like, my name's

fuck you. Yeah, there you go. The only time you haven't been nice to the flight attendants, and and that wasn't even the flight attendants, that was the grounds crew. God, I was speaking early. Who knew I'm in an aviator jumpsuit. I love my and top gun I love it. I forgot I had this. Actually a girlfriend of mine give this to me forever ago and then I put it on and as we were talking, I was like, exits are here, here and here inverted dive with the MiG.

I know the finger goose. Aaron Rodgers didn't know the finger, or he did. He got a double finger. It's a discount double check. That the first thing on your mind when you are I'm gonna him that? How is that the first thing that comes to mind when you just run in the ends and I still own you. I don't know if that would be the first thing on my mind. Well, he forgot, he for he blacked out for a second. Um, wait, what else is the situation? Okay, so we've got Cleveland. Um what do I have this week?

I've got to go to Vegas. I don't have to go to Vegas. I get to go to Vegas tomorrow, which you know, no one loves Vegas. There's a real love hate relationship with people in Vegas. People and New Orleans. I find that it's it's it sparks a lot of conversation with people like New Orleans. It's so dirty. I'm like, I love New Orleans or Vegas like so trash and like what I'm like no one has more fun than I do in Las Vegas. Get me to the freaking

roulette table right now. I don't get it. Did you hear the Pat McAfee story with Peyton Manning in the roulette table? No? Okay, So Pat McAfee played with Peyton Manning for I don't know how many seasons in Indianapolis. Maybe it was just like a couple they all have um went to. Maybe it wasn't Vegas. They went there at a casino. Okay, let me just leaning up the story. They're at a casino, the night's winding down. Pat McAfee's like, hey, I got the rest of this money. I'm gonna, you know,

just throw it on a number on roulette. I always go twenty three red, or I go number two, Jeeter, I go seven elway, like just you know, Larry Birds thirty three, so it would be black thirty three for you. So he's standing there and he's waiting to like put his money on a number, and Peyton walks by and he's like, you should throw it on number eighteen, and so Pat's like, okay, I'll put it on eighteen. And then everyone at the table realizes it's Peyton Manning, who's

walking by and saying this hard to miss. Okay, we'll all put our money on eighteen Guess what hit eighteen Everything this guy touches everyone went pucking ballistic. And Peyton was telling this story on Monday night because he was when he had pat On, And I'm like, that's such a sick walk off. If you're Peyton Manning, You're like, hey, you should I think it's eighteen red. Throw it on eighteen red and it hits and the old table is like, so anyway, So I love Roulette is the first thing

I do. Get to Vegas because I'm there for extra I'm not worried about the stand up about Jennifer Lopez's residency. I'm going straight to the A T M. Money money, money is that? What is that? Why you're there for j Loo? No, I'm there to just do stand ups. There's actually I want to I want to check because COVID protocol is changing. Some shows where ago, some shows aren't. But I love Vegas. I love Vegas. I would go back. It's one of the best shows I've ever seen. Um

I I've seen it, You've seen it. We should go back together. We went to Lionel in Vegas. There, yeah, I know that face. He Okay, we're gonna keep you know what thin just one night, all right? Hobout Nicole Richie. Who's the funniest person on the planet? She said one time, And as the story she goes, my dad can't even dance on the scene line I died. Just that's it. My dad can't even dance on the ceiling. That's great, teas and peas, Dashian getting engaged. I know you're big

on celebrity gossip. That ring was massive, I mean, very pretty, very pretty. Do we know is that has anyone checked in with the lord? Heck the pulse um they did at the Rosewood mirmor, which we both love. You're just wandering down the beach and that there's no Roses left in the state of California after that proposal? Thank god? Is the Bachelor out of recording season because someone called Jackie season? Um? Are we is this? Are we done? Look at me? How we're done? Oh? We're done? Okay, Yeah,

we're done. The note from our producer is we can wrap whenever. I'm gonna go ahead and summarize this relationship. Advice how to act on an airplane and Dak Prescott's having an m v P year. Take care of that cap, Teas and peace to that cap. Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of Heart Radio. For more podcasts from My heart Radio, visit the I heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast m