Episode 277: Pregame - Does He Think I Look Old?

is my hair from yesterday. I did a body wash because you know, I can't go to bed and get in a bed without a shower. But I did not wash my hair because I'm trying to be better about not washing it every five seconds so it doesn't fall out. So what, Yeah, you look so hot yesterday. Oh, let's dress bring it down. Everything was great. Speaking of hot, you audibled out of that leather outfit. Huh, thank god it Loo's great red Rover, Red Rover. Send us both

right over on a Sunday. I'm good with it, you know what I mean. But audibleed out you couldn't do it. You were like, I'm not risking it that we had this great shot I did the forty nine ers hosting the Kansas City Chiefs game yesterday, Hail to the Chiefs, and we had a shot because the Chiefs didn't have a ten. Yeah. So I saw the offensive lineman the backup standing in front of the guys, and I was like, what are they doing? Is someone going to the bathroom

over there? No? They were shading that great. It was so great. Was a great report, I know saying that, just sitting there taking it out. What a guy? Where the Oakley's He's great. Not let's talk about it, but in the big show, because I do want to talk about him. I want to talk about their team. I want to talk about our new best friend Chris Jones and how we want him on our show. Him over. We'll talk about it in the big show. Let's do it all right. First up, we got Camber Schlag. I'm

sorry if I pronounced that wrong. If your first name is camp, that's a great first name. Really, I don't know if it's if it's first name or not, but it's cool. It's different. I like it. We haven't heard about house and house in a while, either of I. It's house at home. But I appreciate you inquiring any new trends to share well, Camber Real Nation. I just came from a furniture store because I got a big project.

Shout out to my old boss and I call her my second mother, Lisa Grigorich, who recently purchased a house and gave me the full, full autonomy to design it. No, just anything I wanted because she's so used to me having to deal with five dollars budget. She was like, so we have this house, you can do anything you want. I don't know if she wants me saying so, I won't say it. It's a place that we'd like. So I don't know why I use it as a vacation

what ding ding ding ding ding. Yeah, so I designed it for us to vacation and everybody can get it done so we can use it after Super Bowl. Don't worry, it'll be done next week because this is how my schedule goes, because I have two days. I have Monday and Tuesday to install this house. So I've been coordinating all day to day, the moving trucks picking up three different locations of stuff, getting it out to the location. I fly in Monday, which we'll have to talk about

a podcast actually I'll do it from there. Great podcast Monday, install the house Tuesday, get on a flight Tuesday night, fly to New York Wednesday. That's what we do, multitasking. So are there any new trends I am? I don't know if trends are the things I just people ask, like, what my design style is. I very much am a chameleion. With design. I adjust to the location of where the house is going. So if I was doing a house in Newport, Rhode Island, it's going to be coastal and

think like Elan Hildebrand novel style. Where you're going Cape cod look like Ralph Lauren nautical. If I'm designing a house in Santa Barbara, it's going to be California coastal and whimsical and think Rosewood Hotel. So I design based on the location and the individual I'm designing for. So that doesn't really answer your question, Camber kind of trends. I just think this. I always go back to spend the money on the things in the areas that you're

in the most your bedroom and your living room. So don't chintz on a couch, don't chintz on a bed, don't chintz on sheets, all that kind of stuff. You spend the most time in your bedroom, in your living room, so put the money there. And also your powder room, your guest bathroom is so important. That is where your guests are going to go more than any other room. They're not snooping around in the guest rooms unless they're staying over. But your powder room make that sexy? Can

I ask? How do you try out furniture before you buy it? Because it's not like you're able, Oh, we've got a couple of great ideas. It's not like you can go to all these stores. Yeah, I am worried about that kind of stuff. I end up going with the brands and the stores that I like. I buy a ton of stuff from HD, Buttercup, Cocoa Republic like and you can it's a store you can actually go in and sit on the couches and try the things.

But yeah, I end up buying a lot from the same places that I've already purchased from because I know what I'm getting. And then as far as design goes like mix and match, so you don't just feel like you bought a showroom of a furniture store. Buy the furniture. Then go to an antique store and find like little pieces that are old and have a story and sort of make it feel like it's curated, not like you just are like ripped out a page from pottery barn

or something. I love that. Thank you, you're up. Then okay, let me refresh my computer anonymous. Yes, Christmas with the in lawes and when okay, wait, Christmas with the in laws when they guilt trip to get their way, how besides with his mom help. Okay, you want me to take this one, I'm gonna take this one. Just start

us off with let me think about this honest. Since I have in laws and Jared has in laws, it's a really hard position to be in when yeah, it's your family, and I think holidays are super hard because everybody has the way they like to do holidays. And I even though I'm close to being fifty, which is psychotic and there's nothing wrong, No, you're not. You're still four years away from being fifties. Kno, get off. Okay, that's almost half a decade away. Oh that's so close

to being fifty. No stop. Lynn asked me today when I was getting my nails done. She said, you thirty four, I said, reverse those forty two, almost the inverse of that. Okay, sorry, go ahead, God, No, it's fine, Vita vea questionable for tonight. I just it is hard. I unfortunately have the problem, like with anything, any tradition that my family started. No,

this is the way it has to be. And I find it not even with in laws, like with your husband or you know, families, it's like when they have different ideas, it's like no, no, no, no, no no no, now we do it. But I do. Do you think with anything, whether it's your own family or in laws. And I've learned this from my girlfriends. Once you start creating your own family, it's how you guys do it. And then if everybody else wants to come in, they can. But this is how our family is going to do it.

And to be honest with you, our family really has no choice because our holidays are all screwed up with sports. You're working Thanksgipping, you're working Christmas. So you're asking for advice. M that's hard because you're saying that your hobby is siding with your mom. I think I would keep maybe hinting or saying, babe, this is about us and then

bringing everybody in. What do you think, Oh, I think that's a great I mean, I don't have in laws, but I'll just cause Steve's dad and his some mom, Kathy, who's a freaking time. We saw them in Santa Barbara a couple of weeks ago. Shout out to Steve and Cathy because I'm obsessed with them. Hey, guys, they were in Santa Barbara. We had about five seconds to see them because we were coming down for we had to fly to Seattle. And the first time I see it

walking through the hotel lobby, go, we're exhausted. We've been on a cruise. We're dancing every night. I have these people twenty one days on a cruise. They were in the middle of it. They are so fun. I can't even take it. Honestly, that's awesome. But I really like what you said, though. It is about your is your family, You're the priority. I remember my dad saying one time that when he first started, like my parents first started their family, he was like, my priority is your mom

number one? And then you kids are two, three and after that, and he's like, and my family's now way down here, because this is my family. Unit, and that's what I need to build. So yeah, I think now, if that doesn't work for you to say that anonymous, I would do something like this. I would say, hey, every other year we have to make a compromise. We can do it one way your year, and then the next year I get to do what I want to do and kind of alternate and have some sort of compromise.

Because everything in a marriage at some point, I'm sure, because I'm such an expert in it is about compromise. Road seventy nine. You can only bless you? Is that a sneeze? That was adorable? Mine covered three? Excuse me? Wow, Hi, we're back. Have you ever sneezed on air? No? But I almost had one the other yesterday for a highlight, and I went like this, because it'll stop a sneeze right above, right above your lip. If you push on it, it'll stop a sneeze. And I thought I was going

to have it. And then I thought to myself while I was stopping the sneeze, wonder if I sneezed while doing the highlight, would I be like, sorry, yeah, of course I would. You sneeze in threes? I do. That's so cytimes fours. I almost pulled to you Anna Mac and wipe my nose inside my thing. Why wouldn't you know? Crazy not to Ellen Road seventy nine. I feel like this cutie has asked a question before, but I'm excited

you're asking a very good, very recognizable hand on. Yeah, well, you can only have one fast food restaurant for the rest of your life. Which is it? You had it on the phone with your husband the other night, you were at a rest, you were at a drive through when you're on the phone. No, we got it door Dash because we had all night. We'll talk about that on the big show. You were working, so I had to call Steve. I had to find out about my

nephew from Steve. And before I even talk to you about it, we had our first bloody accident in our house. But tell everybody, since it's good, this is the the He's okay, exactly good. But we'll talk about the bloodiness. Yeah, well you go. Since you know what the restaurant is, I don't know. Well, I would say Chick fil Ag because I love it, and he says he's never allowed to eat that with you. But I also am a McDonald's girl too. I'm a McDonald's girl. I love McDonald's.

I love the fries, I love the dietoge. You've talked about the ice and like, there's something different about a diet coke. Have you seen those challenges where people do blind taste tests with the diet cokes and you can tell if they're out of a bottle the fountain drink, like which foundin drink you haven't, I'll send you one.

It's really good. This girl nailed it. But then I'm like, did she really nail it or did she actually have tips like you can't see which I would definitely know the difference between a diet coke and a bottle versus a fountain drink so different. McDonald's power ranking McDonald's number one obviously post hangover all crush a quarter pounder and fries and maybe even throwing chicken nuggets. I don't care. Wait, where is that from corner Donders McDonald's. Yeah. I love

chicken nuggets. That's my number one thing. That's what I go for. And you dip that in that barbecue and sweet and sour, forget about it. This is a horrible thing to say. I haven't even told you this, yet I have to go for my cancer checkup tomorrow, you know, because I have to go once a year. Okay with you? I yeah, you like to go by yourself, don't you. I do said this before, I know, but no, if you change your mind, that's here, fie. I always get

so into my head and anxious. I have to go straight to a McDonald's and I either order if it's the morning, I get a sausage biscuit or I get like, yeah, nuggets and fries, like it's my comfort food. You did that after fertility to utility. I love you. Well, I'm sorry you have to do that tomorrow, but I'm proud of you for staying up on the checkout. Now. You don't need to remind anyone, but it is so important for you to go back and do those checkups. But I am here for you if you change your mind,

or I'll wait outside. I'll wait for you in the drive through. Oh yeah, great, meet you there. Okay, uh, little I don't know. I don't know you there. How do you make friends without sounding like you're hitting on them? Well, don't call them a heifer. If you call them a heifer, you won't be hitting on them. That's funny. I don't know, to be honest with you, I sound like I'm hitting on everyone, including girls. I'm like, oh my god, you're so pretty, or if a guy hugs me, oh my god,

you smell so good, your skin looks great. Totally. I feel like that is very much my personality to compliment somebody right away. I won't if I'm not interested. I there's someone in my life that throws a ton of compliments out there and you can tell that they're not real. But I am very very one that I sound like. I literally am hitting on girls, eyes, children, their mothers. I'm like, oh my god, you look fantastic. That little

olive In's Scout outfit is really flattering for your diaper bomb. Like, I don't know how to answer this. I think, yeah, I was voted biggest flirt in high school and that hasn't changed. I've talked about this before, but I had to ask Steve at one point. I was like, do you like get jealous of anything? Like, I'll just like the same thing. I'll compliment anyone that's deserving of it. But how do you make friends with that standing like

you're hitting on them? I don't know. I guess that maybe I'm just I feel like I'm My bullshit detector is like pretty good. Now, it's like a been through enough where you're like you can tell the difference between someone that's shit. I'll tell you what I don't like. All right, here we go. I've worked to retail. Okay, I know what. I know that when someone walks in the store, you need to say, oh, I love your top, I love your whatever. The other day I walked into

a store, and I know your tricks, ladies. Okay, you're gonna say like you love this, you love that I looked homeless. Okay, I don't need you saying I love those jeans. Okay. And then and then this is what I love. You do have great jeans. Okay, she was like, I love your genes. I go and this is what. I just was so happy to say this because they weren't expensive. I was like Amazon ten dollars really, yeah,

they were Amazon those like barrel jeans or whatever. Anyways, I just was like, you don't have to feel like you have to compliment me when it's like, don't just throw the compliment out there. I know that you don't actually mean it. You just want me to buy those pair of shoes and I'm not going to buy those pair of shoes, not today anyways. I never in my suitcase. Oh. Also for the big show, Ryan Bag up date Bag update,

Oh God, I gotta talk about it now. She's gonna end up in a chiropractor blaming me, saying that her back hurts because she's happy already, like my jaws in a line because it was so heavy and I couldn't put it like that. Have to do with the okay, save it again, because we're not answering the question. People know the difference between you actually wanting to be friends. Tune into the Miranda Lambert Free Oh my god. Speaking of Miranda Labort, did you get the boots? Yeah? Did

you like? God? Miranda Lambert said, down the cutest cowboy boots her collection at boot Barn. I want to go get um and run and get it. They are. They smell so good. That's exactly so good. I need to bring it down a notch. I'm getting very excited here. They smelled great the ranch. Of course they're going. They might be going to the concert. I'm going to tonight, you know. Yeah. But she also wrote a sweet handwritten note. Nice. She didn't tell you? Taylor Swift writing, Dave port nooy

handwritten note. I've got to tell you. I a handwritten note. It's so nice. It's so freaking nice. People don't do it anymore. You do it when you send your weird dish, and I'm just telling you a handwritten note to do it. So far, so Miranda, thank you for the boots and the sweet handwritten note and hot on the album cover. Fantastic, So little Heifer's How do you make friends without sounding like you're hitting on them? You don't, not from us,

sound like we're hitting on everyone. And I can sniff you out if you're giving me a compliment and you don't mean it. I got I know, yeah, the sex or how to give me a compliment on my Amazon jeans? Maybe she actually liked him? Who knows? Uh? Melvi crave? How do you and Aaron get that beautiful gloat? Lighting? Lighting is everything? Lighting is every fighting. I also got to tell you too, I used to be a gal. I've said this before. Wore a lot of makeup because I had a lot of acne. I less is more

like just tinted moisturizer. A little mascara and some lipstick and then less. Like obviously TV is different. You have to wear a lot more make I should say more makeup, but as I get older, I'm thinking less less less. I'm not really into that shine. You know sometimes that people like the highlighter on the cheeks. I can't get into that. I just like something that's like dewey. I was thinking of yesterday when I was talking to Patrick Mahomes postgame. I didn't get a I didn't have a

chance to speak with him pregame. But it's four hours sweating pretty good. We're just layering and layering the makeup on. I haven't seen him since last year. He's great. He walks up, Hey, how you doing. Hey. I was like, yeah, I get you all so much fun. Never see you guys. And he's like looking at me in the interview, and I just was thinking, God, I wonder if he's like, wow, she's really fucking age, because like you know, caking on the make up its crazy. Doesn't help when it was

like wrinkles and fine lines. If I ever say fine lines again, hit me in the face, Oh my god. But it doesn't help, and it ages you. Plus I'm tired. I'm sure I'm dehydrated, and I'm standing there with the big smile on my face because it's the face of our league. I'm like yeah, And I was like, he's probably thinking, bitch is getting old. Anyways, he's great, but definitely what I was thinking about versus like my second question.

So because I like I said, like you said, you have to put on meg up if you're on television, I'm like, I know, I look one hundred and forty seven. Honestly, I myself perfume since housed myself in the Spirit dunk. Of course, I douse myself before I go to the green room. And I'm only upstairs because you know what, I don't need. I don't need to go in there. And like ripe, okay, I we have a phobia about smells.

So you know my oven move. I don't have my bag down here, but I go like this the bag handle, like you know now that you carry a toe. Sure, I'm here. The perfume is in the bag and I just pretend like I'm looking in there. And so it's a lot right on the chest area. But then when you hug someone, so then straight I hadn't seen Stray give him a big hug, and I thought to myself, Yeah, he's thinking, see tea smells great today. That vanilla's the

vanilla tom Ford working. So I's a brother. Everyone relaxed post. We don't need the thing. I want Michael Strainghew to think I smell good, look at me. This is what's happened. We've become paranoid. He's a brother, He's like a brother. Jesus. Anyways, I just want to smell good. Yeah, So I I knew I stop. I mean, it's just I'm out there for four and a half hours. The sun's right on me. I'm ripe. And I did think about, you know what,

I'll do some deodorant. But I was like, you know what, I've got the perfume bottle here, there's two minutes left on the colock. I know I'm getting my home. So so along with when he looked at me too much for a few yeah, he was like, damn, this bitch has gotten older. Was like, wow, does she smell? That's way too much. Then I had spoken to Chris Jones, you know that week. Never had talked to him. What a great guy. Want him on the podcast so bad I just ran up to him. I gave him a

huge hug. I'm like, thank you so much for talking to me. He goes, what's that scent you're wearing. I'm like, shit, Patrick Mahomes. Patrick again, Patrick Mahomes never said any of this. These are all the games I play in my head. So New York Posts US Weekly. If you're gonna quote me and say Patrick mahomesot this, that's not the case. This is the storyline I have in my hand. Okay,

we're just gonna take this one step further. I'll tell you, you know, for the Big John No, I will purposely sit on set and not go down onto the field because the lighting of that was overhead stadium light in super Dome not good. Stadium lighting is terrible unless you got a filler light. But on that set, they light me up like a Christmas tree. So I'm I'm only staying on the set. I'm like, oh, sorry, I'm attached

to you. I can't come down there. No, because in those lights, Superstar down on the field, Happy Halloween, Chris Meyer's voice. You know, I'm sorry if I don't come on that field. You know why. I want to stay under the lights. I needed Rihanna all of the lights in my mahomes interview. I was like, he was probably like, whoa Patrick him? He was in the NFL. He's like, what happened to her face? But knock it up. I

got to tell you somebody. You know we talk about comments, how we don't normally like respond to listen because we'd be in a fetal position since two thousand and nine if that was the case. Yesterday, I posted something right away or not right away. I'd posted something and I went to open up Instagram and it was still on like the post page thing. So I refreshed it, looking to get out of the whatever my own post, but I couldn't overlook the guy. This guy said something and

it was like right after I post. It's like the first comment, and he said how much surgery have you had or something? And I said, well, I haven't had any. I said, I haven't had any yet, but I'm looking forward to that necklift and I'll let you know when it happens. Okay, So if you want to make commag about much surgery I've had, I haven't had any. I've had shitty bow talks. We've gone through that before. But I can't wait for my necklift. Yeah, people think I've

had a nose shop. I haven't had a nose sho. I haven't had any surgery in my face. People don't think I've had a nose job because my big You're so stupid. Can't wait for that augmentation. It's like, thank you so much for that question about our beautiful glow the podcast over. Oh my god, that was a long winded answer. Sorry. Anonymous. Dating a guy for six months and everything has been great. We take our first trip together. He's the only one who's given an upgrade and he

takes it. Do I need to rethink this relationship? Steve? Steve just said, yeah, there's a question about giving the upgrade to your girlfriend. Nothing. For those of you that missed that episode of the Calm Down podcast, Steve took the upgrade and said in first class as I was in the first row of Comfort Plus, and then proceeded to tell me that he was going to switch with me after the flight got started, and I was like, no, no,

there's no switch in. After the flight got started. You left my ass in Comfort Plus and you took the first class seat. And don't think I obviously am never going to let him live that down. And here's the thing, He's actually like a very generous person. So I don't know what was going on with him that day. That was crazy behavior. He really wanted his Delta miles. I guess whatever was happening. If this boyfriend of yours does not put you in first class and give you the upgrade,

stop dating him. I don't know if you stop dating him, I think you definitely just make him pay for it with the verbal abuse, like that's what's happening in like mean things. I mean, like no I did. It's twenty four to seven about it? Okay, I do so, yeah, I do so. Don't think of my Delta three sixty that I don't say to Steve, Oh, I'd love to have you in this new lounge, but you're not adulta three six day So when wits your ass outside like

I did in the first row of comfort plus? Now do you want to see you when I see a Missus Stormer? Can we get an update on the bag situation for EA? Hopefully? No more today? What's flying out out and about Missus Stromer? We have an update on the bag situation for Aaron, but as we do in this business. It's a tease because our producer Ryan's going to tell us that this pregame's very heavy, and we have about thirty seconds before we have to sign off.

If you want to know what's happening with the Bag, tune into the Big Show on Thursday. We have a Bag update. We look like bags, not the bat under which I was trying to bag. I was trying to conceal yesterday and I just got caked on and caked on and caked on. Whoa back update on the Big Show. Thank you guys for writing in. I don't think I

can say this enough. We do really love these questions and sometimes when we think to ourselves like oh, I don't really have anything thing to talk about on the podcast, we do. Thanks to you guys. May hell Yeah. Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.