Episode 26: High Risk Returner & Dog Problems

I was like, oh, I have plenty of times. She's like, it's not about the time, it's about that you get twenty seven year old eggs versus my now thirty nine year old eggs. Anyways, um hi everyone, for those of you just joining, has been incredible about her journey through infertility, and I am always reminded as I am daily that I need to do another round of freezing myself. So I'm going to check in on my girl. Um, I know we just got back from an appointment. How's everything going?

What do you want to share? Everything's good, I was telling Jared last night. So I'm on day seven of drugs, which look I'm forty three. I'm proud of my body. You should be your body's great, thanks said proud of what it's been able to do and produce. But like everybody's been asking, how are you feeling? How are you feeling? And this is my seventh time on this iv F journey,

and I've been feeling okay. But last night we had dinner, we went to walk the dog, and before we walked the dog, I I did my shots and then I just I just wasn't in the mood. These last couple of nights, I've been like, yes, let's do it. We're gonna get this right at somebody, you know, our last shot. We're going to do this, and I was just like, my stomach's bruise. There was really nowhere to poke myself.

You know. Jared sitting in the hallway because he's not really too pumped about the whole thing, but he's like, I'm here if you need me. Not pumped about needles, not the process, the needle part, right right, He's not pumped about like watching his wife's stab herself. So I just said I'm done and I'll go walk the dog with you, and he goes, you don't have to, and I said no, I'm fine, And then I went upstairs and I just started to cry, and I was like,

but this is it. This is what I was telling him. I came downstairs. He goes, you okay, and I said yeah, And then this is what I thought out when I was coming down. I was like, this is what I'm gonna let you know about right now. I'm hormonal. This is like if you drink way too much and you actually either or not fighting or crying when you drink away too much and you're like, okay, this is the alcohol. I just need to like sleep this off or let this get out of me. And yeah, it's not how

you really feel. It is. You're being impacted. You're putting hormones in your body. Of course you're going to be a shipload by the way, like so many. Yeah, Burn, you're doing great, sweetie, You're doing great and doing the great. You couldn't have a better partner for that, because no one's more than you're loving than Jared that little smush face. But this is the thing for anyone that's not done, Ivy,

if do it, get it done. Asked for it for a Christmas present, asked for a Birthday present, get it over with all the all the presents, fas Harbor Day, I mean, any holiday. Do it, because not only, and I will say this, are you pumping hormones into yourself to produce eggs at a rapid pace. You are also told stay off coffee, so I had decap no drinking. Those are my two favorite things. Then they take the third favorite thing away from you, working out, so you

no coffee, no alcohol, no working out. Then you are pumping all this crap into your body. It's really not fair. And then you have to understand is you've done it before, CHRISA, You've got a ton of paperwork, you're getting poked and prodded blood every single day. Well, then you have to deal with it's really expensive. So I just got a call as we speak from a pharmacy that was going to send me the drugs that I have to inject

tonight because they change every single day. And she said, okay, well your prescription should show up anywhere from six to eleven. And I was like, well, why would I pay eight hundred dollars for the prescription if I have to inject it by eight o'clock and you're telling me it may not come to eleven. Well, I've been trying to call you all day. I'm sorry, I've been on calls like, and she goes, well, you can always pay more, And I said, oh, that's what I was waiting for. I

knew if I waved my magic a max. Anyways, I'm just saying, it's a lot of ship when you're on hormones and you can't even drink um. Well, first of all, I will say, have your juice. I'm gonna have some green juice. Shall you? Can you have all the juice? And I'm thinking, because again you are more by the book, part of our friendship, and we've talked about on this podcast, is you have gotten a little bit more um. You've went rogue more in your later years of our friendship

that you did early on. Early on, you and I was trying to introduce you to things happened. None of it. You were given me some signs left and right. You were like, nope, nope, nope. So you've opened up to more things that said, yeah, Gal, who reads the instructions. I still don't read the instructions, which is my fault, which is why when I froze my eggs, I only got six eggs of the seven. That's not your fault. That's not your fault. Again, we might lose an audience here. Men.

But men, I'm telling you you want to hear this because you need to advocate for the woman in your life, whether it's a sister, it's a girl, friend, a friend, whatever, because then we just alleviate a lot of the stress. But anyways, I drank coffee, I drink alcohol, and I worked out the last time I did it, so I am now going to not throw money away and do it the right way the next time. But I love you again. I'm proud of you, and you're please. I've

been wasted before doing right. Like, yeah, I'm kind of like this is our last shot at it, so I'm trying to be really good. I'm drinking the olive oil, I'm drinking Shelby's green juice, I'm drinking the bone broth. But it's like, what I think would help me is drinking a whole bottle of Cabs sap. You know, like I just give me all the alcohol to calm me, the break down down and you have to calm down.

You're doing all the things right. Um, okay, So this week has been very busy obviously for you, mentally, physically, emotionally, all of the things. But um, have we mixed in other activities that you're enjoying. Are you being like I can't really do much? I will say along with my hormone is being a little high. Yesterday, I just felt super tired, so I thought I would check in with my good friends, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I will tell you we're not going to lose the

guys right now. Jared came home from golfing and he actually sat down and watched it because the whole thing is with Erica Jane and her husband and the legal battles. Was she hiding money? Was she not hiding money? That whole thing. I mean, this guy sat there and he goes, so is the next episode right now? And I said, no, it's airing this week, like, so we can't watch it now. I'm like this guy he watched White Lotus with me. I didn't see these things, so don't tell me if

you saw it, don't. I haven't seen the last episode either, don't tell me. No, Yeah, we are, I think four episodes and it's so weird. It's weird vibe. Huh. Okay, So we were sitting in your kitchen in Montana talking to your girlfriend Sam and she was saying, you guys have to watch this show White Lotus. So I went home and watched it, and again, I'm on the episode. I'm on episode full right, are there five or six? Whatever?

I'm there's one more left, and it's each episode I'm like, when is this going to get I want to say, is it going to get better? But it's interesting enough for me to stay intrigued, but I don't. I don't know. I don't know. I'm a little not only it is my sister has because I was saying that to her after episodes one and two. I was like, wait, everybody

is obsessed with this. What am I missing? And my sisters like, oh my god, I've already watched it two times through and I'm listening to the soundtrack on Spotify. So of course to me, and he goes, she, your sister has watched this twice already, and I go, yeah, is that dark humor? Like what's the humor? Well? And I'm somebody shoprised myself. I'm being a humor connoisseur. I'm I'm missing something and I think that you know, even um, what's her name? I actually text Sam asking her name.

She was Stifler's mom Jennifer Jennifer Pauli, whatever it is, I'm like something like a great great actor. She's a she's such a great actress. I want to smack her in this role because she's so annoying in that voice. I've got my mom's ashes. She's so good though. That's exactly what Jared said. He goes, that's Stifflers moms again in person. I'll take impersonations for five things. Alex Jennifer Coli, thanks, Scott, Oh there we go. But yeah, she bugs in this role.

I'm like, get spitted out. And then how about when they're on the boat and that couple is like trying to be like a couple and she's like, hey, guys, want to have a drink? And like the whole thing. She's just a weirdo, but guys, great, he's funny. Wait, can't wait? Doesn't it come out on Sunday nights? It was just on the finale was last night? Oh great, I know what I'm doing to night settle it in kids, because we got well if you're Kendra two hours of fun,

we'll watch it twice. Um, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you what happened to me yesterday that I have not told you about. So a girlfriend of mine, her son Liam, is going he's moving to New York. We're so excited. Roman graduated in high school a couple years ago, but he's just been hanging out in l A and then he's decided to make this move to New York. So she's having a going away party for him yesterday and she was like, I don't know how to decorate

this backyard area of mine. I'm like, okay, I got you. I went to Target. Obviously, I bought all of these mats, like all these different things, like different rugs to lay down. Here's a tip everyone, if you're having an outdoor party and there's concrete, bring in outdoor rugs. It will soften

the area. It's just it adds a whole vibe. And also in outdoor rugs, like anytime you're you're having a party outside that's not on grass, even on grass, but like specifically on concrete or or any kind of flooring ad rugs. So I have all these rugs. I've got a full car in Target. Well, Target on a Sunday was packed, So I have the car. I'm walking my

car has parked. What the no forty is? My mom likes to say, like, wait, my sweating no good, it's hot in here, Okay, pushing the shopping cart, all of a sudden, the cart locks up. It's a safe thing, like they don't want, like, you know, people to steal the shopping carts. And I'm like, son of a bitch, I'm so far away from my car still, So now I'm in a conundrum. I'm far enough from away from the store where like I can't push it back. I don't want to push it back, but now I'm stuck

in the middle. So I'm like, you know what, it's fine. I'm gonna go get the car and I'm gonna drive the car over and then load up the cart. Okay, So the cart is now just a static cart in the middle of a parking lot. I go and get my car. I'm driving back. I am seeing two individuals have pulled up their car, opened up the back of the vehicle, and they're throwing my items in their car. I was like, I go no, I'm screaming. I'm screening out the window because I see them from far that's

my stuff. And then then they like freeze like this, and I race up to them and I'm like, you guys, that's my stuff, Like, oh, sorry, we just thought someone left it. What Okay, I get it. If the car was there for a long time. I mean it was maybe a total of like two minutes. And people start jacking my stuff and she was about to go down the target parking lot, but they just so happened to need outdoor rugs. I think they needed anything. And I was like, that's my ship. Oh they were stealing it? Yes,

what was I thinking? I'm sorry, God, where have I blamed the hormone? No, I'm not a good storyteller that if you're not following along? Are you following along? Right now? Down? But stuff? Shoot? But they you got it all? Oh I caught them, crime stopper, Action four News News at eleven Weather even. Hey, there's this phenomenon that's going on. And because I can't really visit your hair, because that's also something to talk about that luxurious Oh God I

have with you now that it's all real. Thanks. Um wait, yours looks good? Is yours? Did you take out? What did you do? No? I still have those individuals on the side. The only reason it probably looks good or better is because I actually have a light today. You know, this is location seventy. I've been in with the podcast. But anyways, you were saying, phenomenon, keep it going. So it was the whole phenomenon right now. But because I was part of this world, I kind of get it

and I love that it's become a thing. This uh Southern school rush. All these girls you're you're not going to be into this Alabama they had like yeah, they're they filmed like their whole sorority rush. And Justin Anderson, who's speaking of hair, was did my hair when he was here in l A. His Instagram account is super hilarious and he follows all these girls and he just doesn't understand the world of like Rush the South. Well then well because he lives in Nashville now right, well

now he does. Yeah, and so he started like following certain girls and saying she's my favorite, and it's like, look, I was in a sorority in the South. It is a full thing, Like it's a situation. Is it a show? It's a show, but it's like whatever, it's fun, but they like take it to another level with all these TikTok's in the song and dances well justin on he like his Instagram, starts talking about Nick Saban, Nick Saban

or something and says it wrong. Well, all then all these Alabama like sorority girls come after him and he's like, listen, you guys, they came after him. Well I did. I said, listen, don't do that again. Text me and if you need to know anything, sorority sec Nick Saban, it's going to be the name of my you know, first kid, Like, We're fine, I got you. But now he's following old Mrs Rush And I was texting him and I was like, so just letting you know, they breed Miss America's at

that school. They're very pretty um Eli manning that already went over his head. But yeah, I'm like fully involved. And because I have a college clothing line, I want to get where college n C double a on all these girls. It's hilarious. Well, first of all, by the way, I know you're listening, get on that. You should. Also, your your new line is out. It's yeah, yeah, right, And when do you guys do a full roll out of all of that. I mean it's basically out on

fanatics for the NFL. But well, don't worry, we'll be getting your gifting. Seen. No, I want to buy it, Kathy and I. You know my mother, she's really looking forward to the new line. She gets all excited. She was asking about it. I was up in Seattle selling cars keyas Mazda Chevrolets. You know the whole thing. We inquired a new with some of your script right now that you do for your dad. That's not a problem. I thought you would never ask. Um, we're just off

I four or five X at eighteen in Kirkland. You know, that's just the direction. So that's a little jingle at the end. But you want to get a Masa m X six, that's not a problem. It doesn't matter which side of the mountain you're on. Every time it's a good time to stop into Lee Johnson Chevrolet. And half the sweater had a University of Washington. Half it had a cougar on it. You know, yeah, oh yeah, I'll say yeah anything. Um, wait, what else was I gonna

say to you? The dealership's last name is in Thompson. It's so it's Lee Johnson, so that Johnson family. My dad used to work at that dealership, that Johnson. They've been around for eighty three years. You've got a friend in the car business, Aaron, it's the l J way. Anyways, enough about me, um so calm down, no credit, no problem. But they've been around for eighty three years. And so my dad bought into the dealership, and then the you know with the with the brothers Todd and then now

he sold his part of the business. And I'm still doing the commercials, happy to do it. I finally said to them, you guys, I feel like I should be on the used car lot. I've been doing these commercials for ten plus years. We need to get the younger, younger model in here. No, it's obviously working if you guys are selling the product. You know what I mean. They are We're pushing you can't buy it, but you actually it's a really difficult time to buy the car.

You do want a friend in the car business right now? A fun fact, not so fun if you want a car. Because of all of the chips that were used in the computers for all these laptops and to like, you know, work from home, school from home, all of those microchips usually go in a car. The car shortage is happening because of what happened in COVID. So if you have a car right now and you want to sell it, just stop into the dealership Lead Johnson Chevrolet and you'll

get a lot of money for your trading. But again, and I've got me, so, wait, what is your dad say about every car? Hold on, what is your dad say about every car now going to go electric? This is the whole thing Jared like brought to the table the other night. Oh yeah, no, it's actually part of

It's like a government the mission. And there's a huge tax break for car dealerships when they turn over all of these gas powered cars to electric powered cars, because you get a huge right off for it because they need to convert it all over. I don't know what the year is, something where your inventory has to be a certain percentage of electric cars, which is good, got it? Yeah for sure. I went to a Mariners game. Yeah, how is that? Oh my god, first time I've been

to a Mariners game. Marrior's losers, you guys, I'm so upset. I'm really upset. Seattle is such a great sports town and the last time we won anything was an Al West championship, which was in two thousand and one. It has been twenty years since we won a division title. That's it. We're the only team that's never won a World Series. It's so upsetting. And oh you know who was there? Ken Griffey Jr. My favorite player of all time. Yeah, class acts that he is. Yeah, did you talked to him? No,

he was up in the suite. They were just doing like a he was on the jumbo too on like waving or whatever. But yeah, and it's really upsetting. I want them to be good. Look, we lost our basketball team and that's like the Mariners, the the loan baseball team that has never won a championship. Get on, what's the story with that? Why not good bad ownership? What's happening? We need to spend money. Look at the Dodgers, I mean,

look at that. That Dodgers team fucking loaded. They'll go out and red check for anything, open up the check. But I'm excited for the hockey team going there. I know then what to say about that. He's so excited because the minor league team is going to be in on the spring so he can go go I mean and checks a guy. Well, we're going to take a break because apparently we need to get into a B block and pay some bills. Not with your AMX, with

Calm Downspink credit card. We'll be right back before calm down after this, just off the I four or five, Jennifer, what did you come Foolidge, that's who you came to. I've got I've got one more episode. Okay, so this morning, Hi, we're continuing our chat a behind um white lotus. I finished them this morning. Okay. I think it's good. The

second to last episode. We're hooked now. I thought that I was on the last episode and I was like, that's how it ends, and then it does the little like picture and picture and it says next episode, and I saw that there's another one. I was like, good, Yeah, it ends in dramatic fashion. Jared keeps saying the music in it. I like it. He was like, oh, like with those girls who it's like, oh, I almost text you this morning because I got up at freaking six

o'clock to let these dogs out. Don't worry, because I was awakened by the smell of dogshit. So my dogs are not unlike yours. I know that you've been very open that the dog how he gets to go anywhere and everywhere in your house. I can't do the dog in the bed thing. I can't do it. That's okay, yeah, to each its own, but don't listen to Auntie Caissa Howie. Meanwhile, days and Daisy is happy, just happy to be over here, because after what It's not her fault. It was Willis

this time. So Daisy, as we know, she has stomach issues, poor little thing. But last night I was awakened the smell of non ship because Willis was pacing back and forth, and I was like, is he have really bad gas? Like he came upstairs, he can sleep on the floor. I allowed that, but not in the bed. Five pacing back and forth. I got up, I let him out. I was like, what is he must have gas or something. Fast forward to this morning. I was awakened m all over the white rug at the top of my stairs,

just a spin tura shit everywhere all over that. There was a splatter that happened. That that's up on the pink couch. I was scrubbing this morning, and I was like, what am I scrubbing for? I'm throwing this rug away. Almost every rug in my house has been ruined now, so that's what I was awakened too. So I was like, well, I know. And then I was like, I can't get mad. Their dogs. It happens, it's an accident, so I'm slapping the eight by ten rug out down the stairs. It

was a whole dramatic thing. I almost went on the Calm Down podcast and I was like, no one cares about this, but here we are talking about it on the episode. Wait, what was um? What was excitating before the Oh? So I'm awake because I've just been white lotus right scrubbing and I almost text you because when you said that, Kendra list downloaded the soundtrack. What the music doesn't even make any sense to me. What is she listening to? I don't know. She said she listens

to it. I almost listened to it today when I was writing emails, but then I was like, I need to pay time in these emails. I'm gonna listen to it after you call me with some dirt, and then I'm gonna listen to it while I'm running errands and I'm gonna tell you a freaking er and I have to run, and I'm so pissed about it. And I feel like I've been labeled and judged. Wait, hold on, is it weird when you say running errands because your

name is Eron? Like? Do you stop yourself? Kind of just I would just do it silent, you know, No, I know as you're saying, and I was like, oh, no, she thinks about that. No she doesn't. Okay, go what do you have dog poop? No? I'm sorry about the splatter. I mean that's a really tough word. By the way, splatter. It was loves it splatter, but it was it was it was like a hazmat suit experience. And as I'm cleaning it, I'm like, why am I trying to say this?

This is not okay? Anyways, go ahead? What was wrong with his tummy? I don't know. It's probably my fault because he's on this me. You know, my dog has lupus. Again, this is the whole but again, but do but does he? I have to believe the vet, the vet tan you have something. I can't be like, Hey, I'm not going to buy that medicine for the dog for the rest of my life. The dog. The vet is the ultimate scam, I think, because they could say that the dog has anything,

and I have to buy the medicine. I'm not because what am I gonna do? Say? Oh, that you're lying? Probably is. Meanwhile, now I have to slip my ask to Walgreens every other week for a refill on the lupus medicine. Does he have lupus? Does he not have lupus? I don't know. Do I need to take him to another vet to check out? Does lupus cause you to splatter walls? Do we know that? Or no? No? I tried to look it up, and I know it's an autoimmune thing, but it's maybe the medicine is making a

stomach upset. But if I don't give him the medicine and if he dies of lupas, and I'm never going to forgive myself. I mean, it's just the whole thing. I'll deal with buying a new rug. Will Let's just stay with us, Okay, stay with us, viewers and listeners, stay with us. Eron's got a good story. Well, maybe I could go pick up a new rug for you while I'm going to run Errand's um. I have several boxes that I had sent to me of clothes because I was trying to figure out what the heck I

was gonna wear in Canton for the game. I you know whatever. I girl put on a couple of lbs being in Montana eating tater tots and fried cauliflower whatever. I was just looking for some new options. So I just went and called the place that I'm sending them back to. I swear to God Q the Seinfeld or the Curb Your Enthusiasm soundtrack. That's a soundtrack. This is

such a Seinfeld moment. So I called and I said, Hey, um, you guys didn't put a return label inside the box, so I wanted to know if you could email me one I'd printed out. And they're like, yes, ma'am, um, we're no longer sending you return labels. Oh okay, why I've been diagnosed with high return syndrome. And I said, what is that. I'm not feeling any symptoms at this moment. I'm a little bitchy on these hormones. But what what would high return risk? I'm a high return risk. What

does a I returned risk mean? Well, ma'am, you return a lot of stuff when you buy it, so we're no longer paying for your shipping. You are judging me? Yes, I do you know what I do. I buy a small and a medium because you know what, I don't know how those pants are gonna fit my ass. That day, I buy a small and memium because sometimes ship runs small. I run a clothing line, I know, So don't label me high return risk. I mean I am offended. Okay, first of all, let's back up. Are you willing to

call out? Is it contagious? Are you willing to different um call out this individual store or website or whatever. I'm not because I like them. But they said I have a chance if I stop returning my points, it's like fucking uber. It's like my points go down and so then I'll start getting my label in the goddamn are you who knew I'm Ernie. I didn't know that that husbands on my ask because I usually don't return and I'm eating up the money because I'm too lazy.

Now just being proactive solution. I need that. But because you missed the fourteen day window, my favorite is you either missed the fourteen day window. I'm always there on the fifteenth day, Oh just missed it? Yesterday was the deadline? Or no, this is exchange only. Okay, Well, I don't need a four thousand dollar credit to the little boutique in San Diego. I'm never fucking coming back down here again. You're gonna gave me a gift card and can give

you a gift card. Okay, I'm gonna lose the gift card between the store and the car card somewhere, and then I don't know where the gift card went. But I can't believe that this is a thing. I've never heard of that, and this is a gal that's worked in retail. I worked in Nord shrooms, and Nord Shrom's policy was always you can return anything. Anytime. There would be broads that would bring in clothes that I knew

for a fact. There was a fucking label excuse my language, mom, for Macy's on one the um on one of the dresses that this chick tried to return when I was working in the TBD section and she's like, I bought it here. I'm like, well, it says Macy's. But again, you have to return because north From's policy has returned everything. But what I've never heard that you can that you're

a what are what are we calling it? You're a high risk returner, high risk return I mean, are the symptoms you developed a third eye, you get cystic acne? I mean, are you pants? No, I'm kidding, I don't say that. Don't say that. Well, I don't. I'll do anything for my dog, but oh my god, I'm so sorry to hear that. Well, I know, I mean it's it's a big problem I'm having. I mean, wow, I have to pay for shipping, but it's just for buying a small in a medium and then sending one back.

I don't know what my size is in your pants, ma'am. Well again, as you mentioned, you own a clothing line and you would never do such a thing. Where's the yelled reviewer? The way, I'm on a tear with Yelp reviews. I used to hate you are. Oh yeah, give it. By the way, there's not a Yelp review I won't do now. I used to be like, hey, I don't want to download the app, and then we gotta, like, you know, put in the information. Oh no, someone ticks me off, Row of Concepts. I'll call him out right now.

I have been in a struggle with this website. You your problems with clothes, I got problems with clients. Coffee tables, house and home. There's nothing we won't do for you, you you know what, under promise, over deliver. I got some real issues with this. My poor client in New York was like, I don't want this table, Like we canceled the table. They charge her for the table. Then she texts me today She's like, they're here to deliver the table.

I said, are you out of your mind? So now I'm spending three hours on the phone with Row Concepts. I don't like you. Your yelp review is coming, and it's definitely gonna be a negative one, you know what I mean? Now do you do you have the yelp review connected to any of your social media or your name? Do you have your name on it? I don't know, like when you give a bad one, is it like at Karissa Thompson h Well, I don't know. I mean I'm not big on anonymity, so I hope it does

connect to me. It doesn't say what it I don't know. Can you read us your yelp review? I mean, are you just getting like your rocks off? What are you doing? You're just like, I'll tell you. Actually, Oh it does say Charissa t Hey speak. Yeah, but well I'll tell you what this one. This one is gonna take a while for me to write the rope Concepts Yelp review, But I did write the aforementioned Veterinarian. I had a real issue with my previous bet. I obviously have my VET.

I wrote a yell review. They were so rude to me. It was no wifiing. Am I in Montana? What's going on here? Um? As soon as they pull it up, I'll put it on our social This was a doozy. I went in on this VET. I said, oh forget it. That's what actually snowballed my interest in Yelp because I was so angry about them overcharging me. Oh yeah, there it is Shane's veterinarian clinic. That's the one. Would you right there? Oh? What didn't I right there? This was

the worst VET I've ever been to. They quoted wrong appointment times, made both of my dogs wait to be looked at when my dogs were clearly in a bad state, one with excessive itching, the other with a big nose. Service was terrible, not friendly. And I wouldn't recommend anyone go there. And I am the least critical first and I wrote that, I wrote again is your name on it? You know? Yeah, criss at And he said, and I'm

the least critical person. So this takes a lot for me to write this, but I am shocked and how bad my experience was here? Yep, there it is. Hey, do you want to read a bad review someone wrote about us? I saw this a couple weeks ago. Do you want to see this? Uh? Hey, we're taping this, but welcome Scott to the podcast. So here's a bad review somebody wrote about us. I was checking it out stick to sports. We got one star. Lazy and unoriginal, my ass we are, No, I'm a high risk return

So I I'm not lazy and unoriginal. I am a high risk unreturned. And you know what, I'm not lazy. I'm writing yail reviews. I'm out here in the streets reviewing things. The best part about it is I'm not alone. There's a lot of one and two stars here, so I'm not feeling you know, well, we got one and I'm gonna still read it. I am still a fan

of Aaron's work in sports broadcasting. While don't be anymore, because if you're gonna call me lazy and in original, I don't need you, but highly suggest that anyone who planned on returning to the movie theaters this fall completely avoid the episode with Matt Damon. Why because I said spoiler alert when I was like, hey, you know the

one part dude, get a life. Seriously, a high school student reporter has better journalistic intuition than to right give away the plot and ending of a yet to be released movie that she's interviewing an A list actor about whatever comma. I guess that tracks with the lack of any planning or any interesting topics covered on this show before. Now stick to sports. Indeed, got up and dribble. I mean, what are we doing here? You know what? Actually I

welcome criticism. Okay, so let's go. If there's any more of you out there, we take all criticism seriously and then laugh about that. This is what I want to say. What do you do? And you know what, I'm coming to your work and I'm gonna sit there and be like this, you are not doing a good job. Stick to something else. Hey, um, how about when people write you're an idiot and they use the wrong use of your and I'm like, yeah, all heart that, you know what.

Look as my mom likes to say, of course, and you don't like everyone, so not everyone should like you? And tell you who doesn't like me? Shane Veterinarian Clinic and Rogue Concepts. You know what I mean? No, that's fine. Hey, you know what, anyone's welcome to write a negative review on us. It's not gonna keep us down. I can do a negative review. It's called Twitter or Instagram for me, every time I have a gamer show on. It's like, Aaron Andrews, your nose is too big? Aaron Andrews, What

a dumb question? Aaron Andrews, You sound like a like nails on a chalkboard. Go to hell, so sick of it? Just shut up? You shut up. You come to this football stadium and you try say it to my face. To say it with your chest, I'll say with my chest and wearing a sports brawl, I'll pound this all day. It's like rought it up against a brick wall. Am I bleeding? This was a great vent session. It all went wrong when I became a high risk. Have we been recording? It's fine, I'll tell you fine. You know

what willis? Oh, he's nowhere to be found. He was he was upset with my critique of him, he was gonna go work on his splatter baby bear face. Um, well, this has been cathartic. I'm gonna tell Dr Krausman I don't need his services tomorrow. You know, I had an appointment at three o'clock, but I feel like I got it all off my chest anyway. Anyways, Um, Dorothy from New Jersey, thanks for your review. Dirty Door Babing Up Splatter. How you All Gotta Go Calm Down? With Aaron and

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