Episode 208: Pregame - Biggest Turnoffs

I don't give a fuck where you can have your phone. Just give me a heartbeat. I'm alive. Thanks Cool. Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. Our poor girl is playing hurt today. I'm gonna do her injury report on our pregame. Hey guys, welcome to the Calm Down Podcast pregame. You know, before the show, the trainers were working Carissa out on the field to see if she could get through. She is a gamer, unlike a lot of people we know, and she decided

Shaq Barrett, thank you, ladies and gentlemen for allowing this to be my flu game. Michael Jordan's favorite Gatorade flavor the orange one, which I never liked orange, but I like to drink it because it makes me think of Michael Jordan.

Are you gonna tell me it's not okay? Brian, I may need help. I thought his favorite was citrus, cooler to have to turn on our chat. They've only heard his favorite is orange. But again, I'm open to any and all suggestions. Let's go to Michael Jordan for more or Derek Jeter, who can ask on our back his big one dry away great? How great was he? By the way, if you guys haven't heard it, please listen to it. It was so interesting. A lot of people actually said to me over the break Chrisa, that they

I like to know that these are these situations are not falling flat. And also I cannot tell you guys enough. I know I say it and it's at nauseum. But first of all, happy New Year, New Year, same us in the sense that we are so appreciative that you guys listen. I sat, I was waiting to go to dinner the other night with Peter Scheger, Alt, Michaels and Spoon and I was sitting at the adjacent restaurant having a drink, and some sweet man said, I listened to

Kse face? Love it?

When do you take down your Christmas tree?

Fuck? Got mine still up?

That's okay, so is mine, but my ornaments are off because my husband is just sick of it because now life is different. We have so much baby crap around, We have so much shit everywhere. So he's like, I got to just get some of this Christmas stuff out, and I get it.

I have had my Christmas tree up since the beginning of November because I wanted to try to be on top of it, Jimmy, Johnny and Julie over here, and so the fact this thing is like, now it's gotta come down. And I was originally going to do it this weekend and then I started feeling like crap, so I Sitrus Cooler was It does appear that cooler was his favorite.

I don't even know what Citrus cool.

You're doing good Gatorade if you're listening, we could get Citrus Cooler to Carissa.

I would love to know where you're getting that information, right, I want to I want maybe.

Orange kind of been out there? Is it? Then?

Maybe Orange before Citrus Cooler hit the market was his favorite.

I thought this was the original. All right.

You know, look, I'm open to any suggestion that Michael Jordan liked any flavor.

I'll drink all of them.

And actually that means I have to can stop drinking orange now because I thought that was the reason it was his favorite.

Anyways, I digress.

I want to take that Christmas tree down, but I feel like absolute crap. So it's gonna be up for another few days and I hate that, but is what it is. Adam Berman, what's the biggest turnoffs a guy can do?

Oh? God, how much time do we have? It's a pre game.

Biggest turnoffs? Cleanliness is number one on my list. There's a lot of things guys can do for turnoffs. But if you don't have good hygiene, we're already out the dough like breath, body odor, any of those things. That's number one on my list. I could keep going, but you're upe.

I think the calling non stop, especially when you're on your job. My husband does not do this. Actually, my husband doesn't even know where I am half the time.

That's a joke.

He's just great about it. He gets it. He leaves me alone. I think that's a big deal. Trust is huge. I think here's one.

This is a non negotiable, well exactly, turn off. You're not even entering the door without that.

I'll tell you a turn off. I think you know. I get the whole golf situation. I don't really get it. Actually, it's fine. It must be a big deal. Everybody loves to do it. I don't understand going for the day and not checking your phone once. Just check your phone once. Give me a thumbs up, give me ah, I could say, I could see the Just give me something.

You know I was out.

No, you can't have your phone on there. I don't give a fuck where you can have your phone. Just give me a heartbeat. I'm alive. Thanks.

Cool. This is a topic for the bigger so we'll write this one down.

Yeah, but I don't want to hear that you've been out golfing all day and then I see you have liked an Instagram picture or a photo or something like that.

This was not a Steve thing.

This was a conversation with a few of my exes where it was like, oh, I was out golfing all day, and like, that's interesting because Cheryl posted a picture an hour ago and it showed that you liked it, So that's weird.

She's on the morp phone now for Cheryl's Cheryl? Where did I come up with these names?

I'm not come up with these liking the photos but not answer and text?

Got it? And you now gotta go all right?

Nick, halt To Yeah, sorry, hal To urted hide, I don't know. Are you sad the regular season is coming to an end? Yes? And no, I'm so excited to cover playoffs. Playoffs is a whole different animal.

It's a time.

Am I sad because I was looking at this qtcute photo this woman in Tampa took of me and the boys on the field. Yeah, because I like, I miss all miss the guys and all that. But yeah, it's all It's fine, Yes.

And no, Yeah, I'm Thursday night football is great for me because we only take that bad boy to week seventeen. But it was a nice finish for us in Cleveland. It was an awesome scene to see that they clinched a playoff spot when we were there.

The Joe Flacco story.

I cannot say enough about how much I am just thrilled for this man. Yeah, and the team and you're on your fourth starting quarterback Kevin Stefanski.

I'm such a fan of what he's done for that organization.

He is such a constant in an inconsistent organization for various different reasons. Miles Garrett, Miles Garrett such a sweetheart. Oh my god, he is a beast, but like such a sweetheart. So yeah, I was joyful. If you will, that's gonna be my word for twenty twenty four and this season in Cleveland. But yeah, playoffs and you know you get to work the NFC Championship game and most Super Bowls. Unfortunately not this year for us. But yeah, nothing better than playoffs any sport. But I'm sad that

And next step is a little Hairy eleven.

I need to know the story behind your name, Little Harry eleven. And it starts with the question gray hairs, Uh just turn forty pluck or don't pluck? This isn't Aaron Andrews question, she always talks about grays. I don't know if it's just because I use so much purple shampoo. I don't see my grays. I'm not bragging. I'm old as hell, but I don't.

I don't. I don't get grays or I don't see them.

Great, I have them, they're coming in. It's it's tough, I you know, especially now that I darken my hair more the root than doing you know, the ridiculously fake blonde that I used to tote around and no one's saying anything about it. But she's always blonde like mine was so fake and orange back in the day.

It was crazy. But when we see some old pictures of us, the.

One in the Dallas Cowboys green room, I mean, that's a that's a shade of orange actually, and I thought it was so great. What is happening? It's fine, but yeah, no I pluck them, I pull them out. I color them with color wow. Not an ad, but we'd love it to be.

Why is it colorow?

Color wow? It's like almost like an eyeshadow palette. And it's like I need like a touch up, which I will this weekend. I'll put it on there, or I'll ask Jillian if she has a dark brown eyeshadow and I do it on there.

Oh interesting, sure, okay, okay, I will notice, like the what the little air and hairs that are like showing up because they need to be waxed down. I'll just pluck them up. Dominique hates that. She's like, and you wonder why you don't have any hair? You're pulling half of it out, Nick, go.

For uh Nick's anonymous true Ryan, Sorry to yell at you erin.

My confusion is with sitchrus cooler. It's a light orange color.

But it's weird. That's not true, Ryan, It's more actually of.

A yellow ye.

Well, the debate continue. What was Michael Jordan's favorite flavor of Gatorade? Aaron says citrus, solar Mine says orange. Only the man himself can answer this question too.

I meant to.

Have him on watch your video on family following an ax on social media, Here's what I bet you've never heard. Been married for over two decades. Just found out my husband's family, without our knowledge, has maintained a secret close relationship with his ex. They were married for a short time years ago. They even have had her over for the holidays when we're not there, found some picks after digging. This is crazy. Nope, nope, nope, no intervention.

You know what I say?

Then fine, if you like her so much, you could have her. I'm going to go the other direction. I got no problem. You know what I'm doing. You don't want to break up with him? No, no, no, I'm taking him with me. Oh, because he should be pissed too with his family. I'd be like, yo, you guys are on probation over there. If you guys want to until you cut ties, we're going to be over here

Discount friends and family. Discount guys.

We are going to talk about all things we got holidays to recap New Year. I'm not sure if you're into resolutions, Aaron, we'll talk about that. I'm made this idea of in things that are in, things that are out fresh starts all of the above on the Old Big Show, and we'll get to the bottom of Michael Jordan's favorite gatorade.

Join us. Would you.

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