Episode 200: Pregame – Following Your Ex on Social Media

also like your name Pinstagram twelve. If I unfollow an exam socials, should family and friends do the same and not stay in touch? Well? God, do I have a story for this? Do you have one for it? Sister? Because you start, I'm gonna say something very ignorant and selfish about myself. Huh uh, it's awesome much TV. I Uh, I do that I unfollow, and I feel like I hold it against my family members and my friends if they do, and I feel like it's something that internalizes

and gets really in my chest and makes it tight. Yes, I'm very petty like that, but I haven't had an X in a while, so hopefully you know what's that like? So, I I am with you one hundred percent, and I don't think it's petty. I think there's absolutely no reason that friends or family members should be following any of your exes. My sister was following an ex boyfriend for years after we broke up, and I said to her one time, what the fuck are you doing still following

so and so and what? She said, Yeah, exactly to what she said, what's the problem? I said, I don't know. What do you think the problem is, sister? Literally blood, the problem is that you know exactly what this douchebag did to me and you're still following him. What's the point She's like, well, it doesn't have anything to I follow him for different reasons now, Like Jen, I swear to God, if you don't unfollow this person, I'm gonna lose my god damn mine, because it's like solidairy, these

are your family and these are friends. I would unfollow right now if I don't even like know the person, I would like unfollow if it was like important to like someone I cared about. It is non negotiable, So pinsta unfollow and keep it moving, And I would I'm sure there's been plenty of stories about this, so if anyone else listening has one, please write in Instagram, say you sisters, what are you doing? Yeah? I don't want

to tell you what I'm watching right now? All right? Uh, Mariana car oh DELI thoughts on dating someone with the same name as your brother, Well, I have to sleep with your father. That's fine. Who cares as long as it's not the same last name. You know what I mean? You don't think that's weird dating someone with the same name as your brother. I would not want to date SKay, I say, not as my father making love making love.

I don't have a brother, so I don't know I have a brother, and I don't want to date anyone named Tyson because then it's like, now we're confused. Steve has the same name as as dad. I mean, I'm not going to date his dad, obviously, but like that's like I wonder if that's like weird the same name as my dad. He's the same name as your dad. But I wonder if don't be taking about please, someone's making love over here. Okay, so wait, but hold on,

let's get back to this is serious. So Steve's name is Steve Candarry and his dad's name is Steve Candarry. Like that's a lot of confusion, like when you're growing up in the same household, Like a bill comes, a card comes, Is it for you? Is it for me? Anyways? The middle name Henry, which is why we like the name Henry. Yeah, you're going to have I am more room. Okay, that's a rumor. I'm willing to I'm willing to lean

into that seems like a great rumor. I would be a fabulous mom, but I don't want to be a mom. I want to be an aunt. I'm a great aunt, okay. M M Hill nine two four nine nine. Is an engagement ring an acceptable birthday present? Yeah? Fabulous birthday present? Oh my gosh, Yes, is the question, because like you feel like you have to get them two gifts because it's an engagement and a birthday and you want to

just bypass it. Hell, I would, depending on that size of that ring, I'd be like, this is your birthday, your Christmas, your Flag Day, Vegans Day, Valentine's Day, all the all the presidents. Yeah, absolutely, and good for you for getting an engagement ring. Congratulations If those are in order, or if your fiance is listening, or well, I don't know. Sorry, if I ruined the surprise, I've got a story about ruining a surprise. Oh my god, write it down for

the Big Show. Big, I got three things written down for the Big Show. Well, looks like we better get to it. Okay, Next, myron A Penner, myron A Penner, what's the first surreal? I can't believe I get to do this moment in the business. I don't know, but I feel like I have those weekly at really good games. I'm going to talk about this in the Big Show. I've never done a game in Buffalo with fans, and

I've never met Josh Allen, and I'm so freaking excited. Oh, that'd be really fun Buffalo, and you have to go to the restaurant that we got go that were good, good Buffalo. First we get to do in this industry anymore. And this is pretty cool, Fitz said. I actually asked him the question. I said, you get to live permanently in any of the cities that you've played in, and I believe it's a total of seven or seven different

places teams. He said, Buffalo, hands down, And he said because the people are so great and it's a real community and they embrace you and it is I mean, they love them elves, some buffalo bills and it is a great And then you can go to Nagara Falls. So do you guys like have time to do some sight seeing or I have no time? No, I have time to fix my nail. This really pisses me off. It just got this crap down and right on the side it's all forget. I'm like, well, why did I

sit there? Do they need the money? What am I doing? What am I doing? And then I have the time. We go to try to find a matching color, and now we're painting over. Now it's slightly different. I don't know. I gotta meet Josh Allen. I got a chip nail. It's weird. It's a word. Oh god, it's not chip Kelly.

He can't believe. First surreal moment. I've had a lot of them, but I would say anytime I stand on a sideline at a Super Bowl next to you waiting to do your hit, Like, my surreal moment is like when I get to be next to you knowing that we've always both wanted to do this job. You're going to go have the biggest hit of your professional life, because every year the viewership gets greater and greater and greater. I just I love being able to share and these

like incredible moments together. But also Julian Edelman yesterday, it was so funny him and Gronk. We're doing a segment together with me and we're just talking about a little different questions and on the board behind us, they were hugging, and George goes, oh, I remember, I remember that hug. What it was from was from when we won the

Super Bowl against Seattle. And I was like, because I was standing right on the goal line when Russell threw the interception, and of course Malcolm but I was standing there in Glendale, Arizona. I'll never forget it. I was like, oh my god, I can't come back to the field because I was working one of my seventeen employers, a Yahoo Sports, and I had a credential to do postgame and I was standing there and I was just like,

oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. And they threw an interception, obviously the interception Malcolm Butler, and yeah, I was very sad because my Seattle Seahawks lost. That was not good, that meme of him on. But yeah, there's a lot of serial moments. But I'd never ever, ever take any of these things for granted. Next Girl, Electra Lane. New neighbors moved in and let their dogs, oh go potty all over the sidewalk, and we've stepped in it twice this week alone. We're renting and moving soon.

Do we say something or just let it go? No, I would leave a note on their door. Hey, just a heads up, do you mind cleaning up after your dogs? We've stepped in it a few times. Like, I got a real I got a real thing here to pick

pick up your stuff. Also, here's another thing. If you're at the gym and it's a situation where you're you're sharing stations with somebody and you have those weights, and I have shared the station with you for the past two weeks, put your weights away because I see your ass walking out that door, and now I got four weights to put away and I don't want to put away your weights. Then you're on one treadmill, you walk over to the other, then you come over to mine.

You put my band out. It's like, you know what stopping a slap, pick your dogs, mess up, and put your weights away. I don't have time for it. You're away, And I just came from the grocery store, which, as I've spoken on this podcast before about I do not like going to the grocer store. It takes like a real like taking's got to happen get a grocery store. But I just saw someone do this in the parking lot. Take the car and just push it are where this errant car is going to hit a car. You are

telling me that you're that goddamnly losster. You can't walk the extra five feet to go put the shopping cart in the designated little area like you just have no regard for other people. We're just gonna go ahead and throw that or put it in another parking spate because those are a plenty this time of year. And so now we're just gonna drive around seven times because the cart is in the middle of the spot. My brother when he had surgery, my brother, Tyson, not someone I dated.

Tyson had his twelve surgeries and had to be in a wheelchair for a very long time. We had a handicap pass, of course, because he's in a wheelchair and the amount of fucking people that would park in a handicapped spot without the placard dangling from the little rear of your mirror, and they'd come out to their car and Kathy Thompson woo, don't get her started when she caught win or was able to intercept this person. You better, I mean, move it, because this lady has something to say,

and I don't blame her. That is the number one thing. If I see you parking in a handicap spot and you are not handicapped and you don't have a placard, you better call the police because things are about to get ugly. Anyways. That's all I gotta say about that. We're just spreading Holida age. Cheer left and right, don't work the handicap, push your weights away, stop being lazy, Stop being lazy. It's true, though it's so rude. New neighbors. You guys know how I feeled with the neighbors and

the dog pooping. Whatever I will say, though I've had that happen where I've picked up the dog. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie. I have had the dog poop where I think like, oh, I two bags plenty they're each gonna go. Yeah. Now maybe there's two situations from Willis because I under so too many tredes. So now I'm out of bags and I'm looking around and I'm like, I swear I had the bag. Doesn't sound like this is the problem. I don't think I get what you wanted to be. You know. I've run back

to how he always goes at this church. He always takes a holy you get it? Stop? Yeah, it's great. And by the way, I speaking of that, I want to like give a shout out to something in a minute Jesus No, well always, but I wanted to give a shot hold on. So how we wan? Time went and there were no bags in the church, didn't have any bags. I put him home. I ran all the way back and it was gone, and I thought it was like maybe a mirror was exciting, but I felt so bad. I was like, I'm sorry I came back

with a bag. God, oh God, it's me Margaret with Hey. I don't know how much time we have. I haven't Ryan hasn't updated us. Oh we speaking of taking a He's moving his car from the handicapped spot as we speak. Shit, he would never did you see the commercial that Dak came out with about colon cancer, about testing for it. It is brilliant, it is phenomenal. It is done and I guess by Ryan Reynolds's group, who is obviously hysterical. It is so well His mother passed a way of

colon cancer. And listen, there's nothing glamorous about talking about, you know, going to the rest room and then obviously sending it in for results. But it saves lives. And go look up the commercial. It is brilliant, it is hysterical. It makes fun of NFL teams, he makes fun of himself. It is so well done. Oh yeah, that's awesome. It's awesome. Shout out to Dack, to Jesus, and happy holidays. I've been doing this a lot lately. You'll one, all right, I love a way, big show, lots to talk about.

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