Episode 183: I Gave Myself An Infection

sorry saying that's what I thought. I am. I love when he hosts like, you know, fun little behind the scenes photos of yourself, and people are like speaking of being too old. Wow, she still looks good at fifty. Fuck off? Fuck off. The other one is no one said fifty, Yeah they did. It's on there go look and then someone wrote she has no cakes. No I don't. I've never had an ass. Okay, you know what, it's just me. I've tried. I squat, I go to berries, I go to pilates. What I got is what I

got because what I got, Remember that love? Stop being mean? Wait time now? Is that Uncle Cracker? Who's who sings. What I got sublime from Kurt. It's cute, Kurt, thank you. Oh that's what I got. Okay, Well, what I got is no shot on Shazam, which is exactly the answer to the question of why I won't be joining you on that for those men know what we're talking about. Thanks for listening to the pregame this week. All right, I am coming to you from Lovely Las Vegas. Those

those look like golden balls up there. Let me let me just take those down. Yeah, that is suggestive. Oh are they heavy? Yeah? Balls, very heavy? Let me move these. Hey, guys, where am I? I'm in Las Vegas. Can't see the line? Can you russ your Russ? I am in the Lovely Palms cause you a resort and hotel. I am in the Wellness Suite today because I have seventy five jobs and I am promoting different things in Las Vegas for the wonderful entertainment program that has been on for thirty

years Extra TV. For more information, go to Extra to go to visit Las Vegas dot com. I love that. Yeah, I'm just letting you know what's going on here in the background, mirrors on the ceiling. Everyone's like did you design that room? I didn't, but it is a lovely room. Let's let's hold on. Let's take into account, take into account your week. And I'm gonna start with last week because that's where I mean. Wednesday, you fly to Green Bay, you do the show from Green Bay. Everyone. You don't

just leave after the game's over. These folks are wrapping it up. Then it's so hard to go to sleep afterwards. So they're up, they're having a cocktail, they're doing fellowship. Yep, got it. Then you got to be on a flight back and then listen, you feel like you got crap to do at your house. She takes a little nip or napp and nappy who and then she is up. Well, yeah she was doing stuff Saturday, but then she's got to be up so early. I mean, this is a lot.

And then you're in Vegas. That's a lot. You're great. I love you. You're so supportive. No, it's just called I need to have seventy five jobs because I have cows feet. Yeah, there's a lot of renovations at Ruby Ranch. For those of you that are interested, things are happening up there, and that is why I am hustling I am in the streets, but you get it. Is it feel like a long time ago that you did two games a week? Like when I think about that, now came a week and Dancing with the Stars on Monday,

that's right? Not and Tuesdays? Didn't you have Mondays and Tuesdays? Sometimes it depends. Holy shit, that wild freaking schedule. Wou We were talking about it on our crew doing two games a week, and it was just like you had no life. You were so tired, but we were so programmed like this is our calls are Tuesday. It was just it's a lot. It was a lot to do. But but I love that, and we've talked about it before on here for any of you aspiring broadcasters or

whatnot broadcasting just about putting like paying your dues. I love that in the resume we can say like we've done this, I've done this, And that's not in a way of like, oh, look at us, we've done it. It's like no, that we have like pounded the old pavement and like put in the time and because then

also you know you can do it. Yeah. And that's the other thing too, where someone's like if they called you the wrong was like, oh, you have look at what you do, you sit down interviews, like it's not just it's not just you show up to the gate. I think people also forget how many calls you guys are on, God all week long, but you know you're doing zooms. You did a zoom Monday morning with your crew for Thursday night. It's like, yeah, but we talked about it working in a game though. How many calls

are you on on average? Just like pull back the curtain if people are interested in this because I know that, like I would totally not realize how much prep was involved in this if I hadn't done How many calls a week are you on for a game? So the two teams that we have, so this week we have the Eagles and the Rams. We do calls on Thursday and Friday, but I also have to cover. I'm gonna do the Rams sideline this week. Go Matthew and Tom

will do the Eagles sideline. So Thursday will either meet with you know, whichever team we get the head coach, defensive coordinator, and the quarterback and probably another player, and then on Friday it's the same thing. Now a lot of times, like you can get the quarterback first, but the coach just got pulled into another meeting. So guys, let's pick this back up in an hour. We're at the mercy of them, which we should, by the way. It's it's their jobs and their careers. We get it.

And then what I also do is I also book through the team two other players offense and defense to call me, so I have separate things to add in the broadcast, which you may never use, by the way, but it's just to offer, like we have a blowout yesterday or ad if somebody goes off. So it's a lot of phone calls, and then we have our sit down interviews, which you know is prep. There's just so much more prep that goes into people than people that yeah, exactly. Yeah,

all right, so we're headed into week five. I'm tired today. You're doing great. No, no, no, But today it got me like I shouldn't come plain because I didn't have to get up and go to Vegas. But today I was like, stop, Wow, I have a child, I know, but I don't how is that going, by the way, be honest, like, do you feel I know that you've meant it's hard things here and there? Yeah, it's hard, right, Yeah, I bet then you have the money. Anyone that tells you that

it's not hard is full of shit. They're full of shit because I'll say this, and there's no way that Jarrett and I would be able to have our careers without help. Yes, we have full time help. We are so thankful. Every single day I leave her or right come back, I'm like, thank you so much. I'm so grateful for you. I give my mom, your mom, all the moms out there that are doing this without help. This is it is so hard. And I'm not saying that to be like I have help, but I'm not

home three days out of the week. And even when I am home, I come over to my office, I do the podcast, I'm on calls for four to five hours a day. It's like, you need the help. So it's a lot, and I think we've talked about it. My guilt is through the roof because I he wakes up in the morning, I just want to die because I'm so tired. But I run down there and he's throwing a fit, and I'm like, I'm not a good mom. Like he's so good with our nanny, but with me.

You know what, I mean, so it's like the up, you're an incredible mom. No, you're an incredible mom. You need to give yourself grace on that, like it's brand new. Yeah it's hard. I haven't done this before. And then and I was having Yes, I don't have a child, so I don't that feeling of like, oh, I have help, I don't clean my own house. No, I apologize for that. Guess what. My mom was a house cleaner, so it was like what, I've heard ten jobs and I go

with her to clean houses. And guess what, my mom was appreciative that someone was hiring to clean houses. So she had a job to help pay for dinner, for a cocktail dress for dinner to night. So don't apologize you're not. But I don't want you to like feel like you need to like put some asterisks on help, like, yeah, you know, we all outsource things that we either don't want to do all the time. I wouldn't want to be a mother full time. I'm sorry I don't have

a kid, but like I don't. I love my career and like I would want, I would be the same issue that i'd want that balance. Yeah, I think that you have to feel guilty for one or the other. But that's a longer conversation for another day, and things that I should, you know, write down so we can talk about anyways. So week five headed into week five, so I recap, recap, you recap. Where were you were in Dallas? Bad bad day, great day for Dallas to going back on track. Bad day for Bill Belichick, the

worst loss of his career. Did you feel like, oh, they've got to get back in this or was it just from the beginning you're like this saying good. I to be honest, I really thought the Patriots were going to win because coach Belichick was in such a great mood. He was so fantastic on our call. I was like, this guy knows something we're not aware of. I sat down with Mac Jones on Saturday night. Yeah, did you what did you wait, sorry to interrupt, Did you tell

him that your child's name is I did? Yes, I did. That was when we started meeting. Mac Jones. He just said, oh, yeah, I had heard that, And I said, what were your nicknames growing up? Because we do mac macaroni. But to be really honest, we call him Ronie and Ron's which is crazy and He's like, yeah, no, my parents never called me that. I was like, okay, so yeah, so it was well, first of all, let's start with pregame.

Walking around pregame and Brian Schottenheimer, he pulls me aside and he goes, hey, I've heard you have a really successful podcast. Shanty you stop it, I mean, stop worrying about your red zone efficiency or you know, like just thanks so much. I was like, who told you that? And then you actually mentioned it to me, So I think we should manifest this much like we manifested Taylor and Travis. Micah Parsons, we would love to have you on the podcast. I actually wanted to tell him that pregame,

but I didn't run into him. Micaup please Okay, So Michaeh. Parsons, anyone that doesn't know is a freaking beast. This defensive player that bess any position didn't come off the field yesterday when his knee was tweaked. Any at an ankle get off the field comes to down well, like and when you're doing your report, everyone's like, ooh, that's thing.

I mean, it's like the collective like gas from you know, Dallas Cowboys fans like this is you know, it's the quarterback of your defense, Like you do not want this guy to go down for so many different reasons. But he he's like, I mean, he's a badasses all these things. When I heard him on the podcast when he was making in that clip about him and Travis and Taylor, I was like, he's a door ad, like great personality

is so fun. Not really because I've never I've only done one thing with him before, like this EA event, and I don't know, he wasn't like the same as when he was on the podcast. So here, Michael Parsons, please come on our wonderful podcast. Calm down, because we can't calm down about how adorable adorable, So words not often used to describe Michael Parsons adore, especially if you

are the Patriots offense. So that that was surprising to me that it was that big of the blowut again, the biggest loss of Bill Belichick's career and head coaching career in that span twenty three years. So that's ever since he's gotten to the Patriots. I should say they lost that Christian Gonzalez early, which he's a stud in the secondary, and he went down with a shoulder injury, which was a big bummer because all of us wanted to see the matchup with this kid in Ceedee Lamb,

not knowing how much that would have helped. But yeah, they lost him pretty early. And then Matthew Judon. I don't know if there's official report on him. I love Matthew Jude he I saw him the lower ticker that it said inside, which I know, you feel so freaking bad. You see these guys during the game, you give them big hugs. They felt that way about David Baktiari, like we just we did the game, the first game of the season, and now he's out and you don't know

what's going on. And these guys like they've worked, their use is off. Tredavi is white like again with the ACL and like those injuries, and I feel like we're hearing so many, like it's just every year, I feel, And I know there's the whole comp station about the AstroTurf and like this and that, but like these big injuries now like devastating too. Yeah, I hate it. Okay, so we only have two undefeated teams now, the Eagles in San Francisco. San Francisco. I know that we joked

about it before we jumped on here. Every time I did a highlighted again McCaffrey, Yeah, Christian McCaffrey, four touchdowns, and I thought they were going to give it to him on the next one, and then they give to Kyle Huescheck. He didn't get in the end zone, and then it ended up being brocked party and like some quarterbacksnake or something. But yeah, four touchdowns, which begs the question.

Christian McCaffrey early front runner for the MVP Rays but then it usually go end up being Offensive Player of the Year because they always want to give it to a quarterback. But I don't know what's going on with these quarterbacks. Joe Burrow, are you okay? You poor things like no mobility, like weird? Our guy Matthew grinds it out. Go Matthew, get better for a Sunday. We're doing your game. Then you've got the Miami Dolphins coming back down to Earth.

The Gills had a nice showing there. Sean Payton, congratulations to our guy. Love you got a first w that was And by the way, they had to grind that one out too. I thought that was going to be a runaway situation. Now I saw that one as I was looking at the JumboTron, which that explains why I have that neck ache. You just sit up there in Jerry's world. You don't like move down. You just look at the JumboTron and you're like, why is my it's

so massive? I know. I'll tell you. What's massive is the oh and four hole that the Bears are in. I have Bears commanders, and this is always a thing in full transparency. If you, I'm sure you do the

same thing. If you know you're going to be working in the next week, you root for wins for them because then you go into that game where it's a more intriguing matchup, and obviously the Bears are a freaking dumpster fire over there from top to bottom, and trying to figure out what's going on with them and Justin Fields? Is it about Justin Fields? Is it about the coaching? Like there's just so many questions because I look at a guy like Justin Fields and I feel bad for him.

But conversely, then I look at a guy like c. J. Stroud. This young man has come in and just the leadership that he's shown, he hasn't yet to throw an interception, and all these guys get so much shit coming into you know, like, are they actually going to pan out? What? Ever? Good for you young man too? You have the Houston Texans sitting at two and two, Jamiko, Ryan's not ugly.

I'm happy for them. I'm happy for him, and I hope that like he continues to have success because then you look at a guy like Bryce Young who's coming in and struggling, like it's not easy. So Justin Fields has yet to literally find his footing. And I don't know if that's a Justin Fields thing or if it's a whole organizational thing and not putting pieces around him. This is one thing people don't understand when we're working these games. First of all, I think it's a tad different.

You don't have to be married to a professional athlete. You're friends with them, so you get it. You know, you start feeling bad when the Bears are zero and four and you're just like, it's just so bad for their famili It's like this just sucks. It sucks, and it affects everything. And I'll tell you you know, when there was that moment, it was before where the hell were we? Oh? It is the Taylor Swift game case.

We actually met with Justin after that whole thing, after the press conference where he said coaching and we had to talk to him. We had to talk to him, and I'm going to tell you what. He was so lovely and so fantastic to get on a conference with us, and he just was like, this is how it is, this is how I feel. He was so stand up about the whole thing. Greg was really fantastic with him because Greg played with Cam Newton and like you know,

Justin looks up to Cam Newton. And it was just very personable and it was so wonderful and I was so proud of that kid for getting on and talking to us. So I felt bad about yesterday as well. On the other side of things, c J. Stroud, I only got to, you know, meet him once and that was during our preseason game this year, and we walked

away meeting that kid thinking he is so lovely. Already knew how fantastic coach Ryan's was from doing so many forty nine ers games, just a little you know thing that we pick up on we do these conference calls with these teams. C J. Stroud doesn't know me like he doesn't he knows Greg because obviously Greg played. He gets on the call and he's like, we're like, hey, CJ,

nice to meet you, you know, congratulations on everything. And he's like, hey, Greg, I just wanted to thank you that one time you came and spoke to the Ohio State buck eyes back in whatever he goes. I never forgot what you told me. I think about it all the time and I'm just like, start, I know. I'm like, I'm obsessed with but you can just tell Dak. The very first time we met Dak, I was with Troy Aikman, and Dak walked over to Troy and was just like,

it is an absolute honor to meet you. I'm not saying you have to kiss the ring, but like just acknowledge it was really really special. And that's when you can just separate guys like that and you also cheer for them. You root for them. They're real people, absolutely,

and this is different, but the same. I was watching that Sunday night game and I was texting with Jerico after the game was over because like they get the Dallas San Francisco game next week, and then al Michaels and I were texting and I sat there for a second, and this isn't like any way of like, oh you're named No, I'm not name dropping. I always wanted to be a sports reporter, but I always wanted, you know,

sports broadcasting was like what I wanted to do. And I was thinking, like, how fortunate I am now, like this far into my career to have those people as allies,

as friends and like all that stuff. And I was like, probably the same way in sports, like when you get to play with someone or you get to like actually pay off that like childhood dream of doing something like Chris Berman to this day still texts me at the beginning of the season and says, like, have a great football season, Like you're the reason that I wanted to get into this. So anyways, the tangent is just about

being grateful for our jobs. But then also it's a great point by you, like these are people and I never call for like coaches jobs, and that's why I could never be on any of these debates shows where you're just ripping people apart. And that's fine, and that's a skill set all of its own, and like kudos

to people that make their living doing that. I just can't like do that because it was even awkward when fitz called Jared Goff of poor Man's Matt Ryan and I it was awesome, I know, like and Bryan Fitzpatrick is like the kindest soul on the planet, like he I know, he's not saying it vindictively or like in

a rude way. But then like Jared Goff coming back for those of you guys that didn't whatever, I like see this or follow sports, Jared Goff, the quarterback of the Lions comes up to our set after a great win for them, a great win for that oudensation going in Lambeau like this has been I mean, Aiden Hutchinson said it. He's like I grew up in Michigan, like watching watching Aaron beat our asses and like to come into Lambeau and like have this like shift in the

NFC North. But Jared Goff like heard what Ryan Fitzpatrick had said about him during the pregame, and I also like that bravado from Jared Goff, Like this is like Jared Goff two point zero, he gets let go from the Rams after taking them to a super Bowl. He's kind of like, you know, and look, it's everything happens for a reason Matthew comes in they win a Super Bowl. But I'm happy for Jared Goff to have this, like, you know, second chapter of his career. And his parents

were there and they couldn't be more lovely. But anyways, what were we talking about. I don't know. The tangent is just about sports is what we do for a living. But people is like why we're in it so and always again a constant thing. We are so grateful for their time because they don't have much of it and they're lovely. So on our pregame show, I talked about I gave myself a good infection and this is why it is always nice to have a friend who is

a doctor, so I can call and be like. My words to her were oh no, and she wrote and I realized I had a whole description to do. Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Was me this morning? She I was in the middle of writing what happened? And she wrote, Oh God, what where are you? And I was like, well, there's a picture coming. So this week, I mean, I feel like every week I have massive acne issues. It's amazing, but I had one and I

still have one right above my lip. It's fine. I FaceTime you a few times and showed you my bullet hole. It was good. It's fine. It's really really the infection is down there, like it's a deep dark planet. How long have we been working with this? This has only been a week, so I thought we would be great leading up to the game. You know, it's very much. So I'm on the treadmill of berries and they do the red lights. You can really see the what's fucking coming? Like,

here's a preview for week five. Well, i'll tell you what's coming. Is me falling off that treadmill because it's so dark in there. I can't I don't know where my footing is, Like, oh my god, I literally have fallen off of that scary before scary when they're telling you ramp it up to ten, I said, I'm not ready for you, and I'm like trying to keep ready for it. So anyways, I had seen like every time they do the red light and you're supposed to be

looking amazing and I'm never really getting that. I'm like, is your armpit supposed to look like a vagina? What's going on? Who? So anyways, I hate that. What is this? What is this? What is this? And as we get older, it's it's this is a steep Steve goes, you know, how come your skin's thin and mindset? I go, did you just say that? Did you just say that? Like, yeah, getting old, my skin is creping. Oh, by the word, the word creping can go right out there with loaf

like that's terrible. So why won't eat creeps? I don't like creepy skin, and I don't like crepe paper, and I don't like fucking fake pancakes. It looks great, fifty, shut up fifty. So anyways, I had seen this moment and I was like, gonna really be like you and be like I'm not going to pick it. I'm not going to pick it. So I did it well. Then Saturday night we had a great dinner. We had a couple of cocktails, were laughing, we facetimed you. We laughed

our asses off when we facetimed you. I got it off chair hair, So heaven for Khart. You're a dream. So then I go to my room and I thought I saw a little white so I went to go famous last words, Famous last words. So the next morning Jillian comes and is like, oh, that looks great. The problem is it was like an open sore. So for like ten hours the game and the flight home. Because I couldn't be seen like this, they would have thought somebody was wrong with me, like I had shingles or something.

Knock on wood, so I had massive caked on amounts of makeup. Dac for sure when he turned around and looked at me, was like, oh, I got for you. Okay. I woke up this morning. Okay, so I get home, I quickly take a shower, and I will I'm going to go back. Hold on, I'm going to interject you

FaceTime me. I was waiting to do our game breaks because there was something going on in the studio, which, by the way, halfway through one of the game breaks, oh the downstairs get along gang forgot that there was shit going on. Back to somebody did that to them. No it so I had to say something during the broadcast. Anyways, I digress. That was great, stay on track, Carissa, the

I don't remember what I was doing. I facetimed you in the studio, Yes, thank you you, FaceTime me, and you said I want to pick this so bad, and I was like, do not do that, and Meanwhile, Jillian's like, don't do that. Down to it. So we get home at a reasonable hour. I can't go to sleep. I'm not tired. I go take a full blown like I did the shower, like I did the exfoliation. Every body scrub I was hoping this steam would get up in there. Are we shaving our legs when we get back to

think I did that? But anyways, that's fine. So anyways, I get out. I've got the magnifying mirror, and I'm like, I'm gonna fucking get this. I got the safety pin. I cleaned it off. I got in there, I got the thing. I got the pit how that feeling, that feeling when you know you got it great, I'm cleaning it with alcohol. I've got lotions on it. Were good. I wake up this morning the right side of my face was swollen like I got stung by a beat. I got in yes, my right my l the safety pin. Yeah,

but I cleaned it. But I looked at Jarrett and he goes, what did you do to your face? I had to call the doctor immediately. I feel like an investigative journalist. Where were you between seven oh four and seven oh seven between creepy. God, my god. I called my doctor immediately and showed a picture, and she goes, I got some anibiotics coming. I got annoytment, which also is a terrible word. It doesn't look that bad. I hate that word. I hate. I got an annoyment and

I got a pill. I gotta take Jesus Christ. This is this is I mean, oh, I've had some real doozies, but I've never had to take well. And then the other problem is this. I read in the paper the other day, the paper. Oh yeah, you're just busy reading the paper at this gal. Anyone got the New York Times. Oh no, I'm busy reading the Wall Street Journals. Mother read the paper. His mother got a massive staph infection because she popped. Oh shit, she popped, is it? So

I was like, I gave myself a staph infection. Now I'm gonna get sodus. That was like earlier today. So I'm not going to see Steve. And so I was like, yo, I have to go to Vegas for twenty four hours, Like, come with me. It's a trip. This isn't my real employment. So it's not we're not bringing our daughter, our son and our fucking dog or husband to workday, but in this particular case, or your jeans bags fly free. Let's

go to through business select. Okay, Carissa Jean so so Steve, this brings me for those of you that were listening to the pregame this week, I tease the story that we're going through. Yes, my delta three sixty. I am going to brag about it because I worked really hard. Uh huh. Aaron gets mad. But I'm telling you what, I bet I have more miles than you. I bet you do. But you need to have a better attitude about what's going on and maybe a sessions on her

face because the eye in the sky is always watching. Okay, like today I put my bins away and he goes, this is why you're three sixty. I said, you're goddamn right, because you put those bins away. There's like there's people watching what's going on here? Throwing your your plastic water bottles away. So anyway, so I go through my special entrance and who do I see in the special entrance Terry Bradshaw and Sweet Tammy just sitting right there. And I was like, oh, this is perfect. So this is

what gets good. So for our loyal listeners of the podcast, you know that I got set up with my current boyfriend from Lovely Kelly and Matthew Stafford because they're like, you have dated and we're married to losers, so we're going to set you up with a great guy. I'm like, oh, great, Like this is gonna be a casual flaying. He's a good time lo and behold a year later, he's my favorite human on the planet other than Aaron So and

Maxwell Great. So the best part about this is is like being in a great relationship you can laugh about, like who your exes have been. Well, one of Steve's exes is Rachel Bradshaw, Terry's daughter. So we walk in and I was like, hey, the whole family's here. I was like, Terry, you know Steve, Steve, you obviously know Terry and Tammy and this like the whole you know Rachel and you know Rachel. By the way, she's expecting a baby versus congratulations to Rachel on that. Great, he's

very excited. Steve is excited for her as well. But I meant, Terry, yeah, this is going to be their fourth grandchild. Anyways, stay with us. I'm getting to the point of the story. So running into your you know, exes, whatever family. Where was I going with this? Though? I can't remember. Oh, it's just like funny and awkward, and it was fine because it was like fucking Terry Bradshaw the Confident. But I can't remember. I thought there was something else I needed to say about this. I don't know.

It's been a long day. I give you credit. I mean, I'm on annointment for goodness sakes, I need to be on something to pay attention. Where's the coffee? Oh? I know where I'm going with this. Oh my god, so sorry, So Steve, so that that happens, fine, who cares. We're then on the plane and my leg is having this pulsating thing going on. I know. That's exactly what I said. It's not good. If it's in your calf, it's bad. No, it's on my thoughts and sometimes it moves. Moves. Doctor

Aaron Andrews report read. No, it's like pulse. It has like a heartbeat. So I made Steve. We're sitting in the seat and I was like, yo, like, put your hand here. It's like a baby is kicking. I'm pregnant in my leg. It's a boy or is it a girl? You should by the way, missy, it's a quick can't imagine god. So anyway, so it's pulsating. I was like, can you please look up for me? Like, is am I going to die? Like what's going on here? And so this is classic Stevie goes it could be dehydration

or death, and I'm like, yeah, somewhere in between. Can somebody help me diagnose why I have this constant pulsating in my leg and sometimes it jumps around from one leg to the other leg and it's not a good thing. So that's why I'm hydrating. What is that? I don't know. I don't know what's going on the Power Raid. When was the last time I know? This is also going to turn into a diabetic as well. No, it's fine, Power Aid. I will do an endorsement for you. I'm

not too proud. How come Prime doesn't have I need to talk to constants. Prime needs to be the spokesperson for Prime, that gatorade thing or whatever. He has enough save someone for me acting like acting like I have Oh shit, I'm going to lose the deposit on this room. The Power Aid's now on the pool table anyhoy, God, clean it up, grab the club soda we us. Oh my god, that was like the time I peed my pants. When I was in Indianapolis. I peed the bed because

I was so drunk. This was like a super Bowl and I was really having like a bad few years of my life. You wouldn't talk to me at that point. You're such a loser. And I woke up in the morning and I was like, oh my god, I feed the bed. So then I called downstairs and I pretended like the bed was all wet. I was like, I don't know what happened here. There's like a leak in the roof. I was like, the bed is all wet. Yeah, I'm sure they can smell it and figure it out.

You know. Know. It's a bad time in my life. But here we are now. Yeah, I paid a pair of golden balls. What are you watching? Oh, Monday night football? Great? All right, well week five? Here we go. Where are you going? Justin Fields? I can't wait to talk to you. No, I'm going to go to DC but for the Bears Commander's game. Great, I'm going to be in the studio this weekend. Who do we need to talk to about? Getting me on your show. Me, what's the segment I

could do with you? All of them. We're doing all the segments and great shaggers. Back you guys. We love you, we appreciate you. Thank you for listen. Steve, you want to say hi, Okay, we'll save until next week. I can't wait to run into more of your ex girlfriend's parents. All right, questions, comments and concerns. Anyone has this idea what's wrong with her thigh? Let us know. I know whole sitting. I have a video I took the put

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You know what, I'm just gonna start throwing it back to tom Me. I'll throw it so the antibiotic at you. By the way, I think I've got one coming now, because I got enough boy for all of us. Well, stop saying that I love you. Well bye. Calm Down. With Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeart Radio. For more podcasts from iHeart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. MHM