It's like, Liz, relax, and then she tells you to relax. Now she's even more pissed. Don't tell me to relax, Chad, Okay, this is your fucking problem, and you're the reason that we're here. And then he says, well, Liz, you're making a scene. I don't care that I'm making a scene because it's your fucking problem.
We're making a scene.
Chad, calm down with Erin and Chrissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Guys. It's game Week. It's game week, and we have things to talk about. Chris has gone to the drug store already to get her travel necessity yoga travel necessities.
I have already packed my I have a red eye tonight for fly to Minnesota. I'm going to Beds to Jefferson tomorrow, and then I'm going to Philly for my first free game for Amazon, which it's all happening. I went to the two Me Luggage Shore. I bought a new piece of luggage, which I'm already taking back because I forgot that I get a discount from something else, and so I'm like, why am I going to pay
full price? The old me would have said, fuck it, like nope, I'm returning that after we get off the podcast. I am on fire. Aaron and I are wearing matching tan sweatshirts which are not matching. But this is color is usually not like a great color for anyone, but here we are.
Yeah, it asked to us. We're adorable.
Okay, Aaron, I just before we jump into all things, because I am hyper hyperson there's coffee in this and I'm ready to go. Not alcohol for one time. Get the season on planes together? Okay? This morning, since I know I'm yelling, is this thing on now? This morning, I walked downstairs and I opened up the dishwasher. I haven't been home for the last few days, and I was like, why does this dishwasher smell so bad? Nothing was in it. The house was just clean before we left.
Why does it smell so bad?
I don't know.
Maybe could have been old dishes. So you know what I did. I did a wash cycle with nothing in it. I said, Hey, that's not a problem. I'll just put some soap in there and run it like I'm supposed to. That's what you told me I'm supposed to do. Remember, Yeah, I don't know what you were supposed to run it with though I'm not sure is that what it said?
Why don't know? I just ran it with so I'll come. I tell you what. I run it with. Vinegar. I knew it. Ryan said, it's supposed to be vinegar. That's okay. You tried, Oh.
My god, vinegar. Ew Yeah, I thought so. But I'm really proud of you for trying. Ryan is in our tape. For those of you guys wondering what we're talking about with the side comments, Ryan, our producer, is in the check call him on our thing telling us, and he's so sweet.
He just said, great effort it is. I was like, hey, not a problem.
Aaron told me from the little segment that she talked about a few weeks ago, I need to run my dishwasher whatever it was. Clearly I wasn't paying attention to the details. But yeah, so I said to Steve, I said, don't stop this dishwasher. It is running and there's nothing in it.
Well, I love that you did that.
So a couple of weeks ago, I watched the Today Show and they did a whole thing about how many times you should shower in a date, get rid of your bed sheets and replace them. But the one that really hit home for Chris and I was sanitizing your luggage.
I did a.
Full wash and a full like shakeout of the backpack, emptied out everything disgusting, by the way, pieces of gum that shouldn't be in there, just fucking nasty bobby pins, mucinex.
Tablets, hair tie altoids in the bottom.
I feel like we could like top five answers on the board of things left in a suitcase after a season.
Remember when you had a sandwich left in one of my travels.
Yeah, So this year, I'm going to try to be really really good about cleaning off my stuff because it is disgusting you myself. Kevin Burkhart, we've discussed we are full blown getting changed in a public restroom, trying not to touch things but our suitcases due so.
Ew ew ew.
I am going to and I'd like you to keep me honest on this as the season goes on, I am going to really make a concerted effort to pack, not an hour before I'm supposed to leave for the airports.
Actually pack a day before.
I'm going to actually try on the outfit that I'm going to on television. So when I get to the place, I don't say, oh, this doesn't fit or it doesn't look good, and I'm like, well, who's the asshole who didn't try it on? So I'm really gonna try with that kind of stuff because I'm an adult and I need to just be better about that, because why am I going to get frustrated once I get to the
place and then now I'm at the mall. Now I'm slepping around in an uber when I should be preparing for the game because I'm looking for a new outfit and it's not right. My mind needs to be focused on the right things, not why the pants are you know, two sizes too small? Speaking of that, I just got a new order of skims and spanks in for my pants I'm wearing this weekend.
Hey, now, hike it on up there. She's going to be smooth. You have a.
To have a full skims like body thing, because I want one that's like a leotard that goes all the way down to the ankles. I can't have that midclf cut off I know, I know, or the mid leg one where you see it I now know where I now have those. I need a full like suck it in a head too, yep, and also when it gets colder. I feel like if they had one that's long sleeves, like a long sleeve leotard, that it would also be add warmth.
To the situation.
If anyone knows that, let me know, because I am into Resante.
I think she has them for.
Yeah arms because it's like an arm shaper, but I would get that using it as kind of like a thermal underwear.
She came out with a new push up raw. I'm very interested in.
Wow. I would like that because we've had an episode and I will spare you from showing because that's inappropriate.
But this is one of those bras that there's a full hand like thing. What enough? What are enough enough? Enough?
Hey? Okay, speaking of people and their stuff, I would like to start a new segment on Calm Down. And this is something I'm bummed out I haven't done before. But as an entrepreneur, you're an entrepreneur, we like to push our stuff on people, sending gift bags out, sending little swag out. You want to be recognized, you want people to, you know, talk about your shit.
So I'm going to start doing that.
I've received over the last couple of days some things for us on the Calm Down podcast. I'm a total jerk because it only brought one of them over. But listen, if you want to send us your stuff, which a lot of people have dm'd about some of the products that they have, send it on over. We'll give you guys a talk. I did a podcast today with Bethany Frankel, and I was talking to her, what you did not tell me this?
Why were you care? And like make up on?
But I just told her about how much I love what she's doing with like do you need to spend money?
Do you not spend money? She's always pushing people's products. It's so good.
So we got a package the other day and I have some of the products for you. It is from a group. I thought this card was so cute. Aaron and Carissa had a segment where they chatted about getting annoying spots aka zits. These products will calm down pimples quickly. They're all natural contains our own patent extract invented by my partner and wife parents and Claire Drake. This formula is great for insect bites, razor burns, ooh. Both packaged okay,
blah blah blah. So they got her adorable. Okay, they wanted us to have these words our skin could calm down. It is the Skin Sanity Line. It is Zapper with Okay, well all that up so I can see it. This is influencers that like. Okay, so you and I got this. I started using it yesterday on a nice cistic ZiT that's coming in.
And they also send derm One Skincare. It's skin perfecting, blemish corrector with prebiotics. So I'm going to send this to you or get this to you so you can put it in your little carry on.
But Paul Drake and your wife Karen Drake, thank you guys so much for thinking of us.
That's adorable.
I love that idea, and I also think that's very thoughtful of them to take the time to do that. I love a handwritten note as we know, but also just knowing that like they're listening and we know our problems.
That's great. I can't wait to use it. Very cute.
We also got a mocktail package that I will bring next time and read it. But yeah, I love this segment for it's not sure what it's going to be called. But if you guys are going to take the time to send us your stuff, will give you some love. Thank you so much and thanks for having our skin. Calm down, I think this is wonderful, and we will think of a name. But all right, off the top of my head, I'm thinking, calm down, this is adorable. Let me tell you more about fill in the blank.
Because I love I will.
I will go into a deep I'm not on TikTok, but I will go into a deep dive of Bethany Frankel's stuff.
I can't get enough of her. The honesty.
She doesn't give a shit what wise we know she's got enough money, she doesn't care. She's not doing it for any other reason than to help the general public who a can or cannot afford something, right, Because even if you can't afford it, you're willing to spend some money on things that work, and some things that don't work are just a waste of money. And like the packaging is what you're really paying for by the time you're also out, God, this is cute. It's like a giant total. You're's it.
That's adorable. I love that.
So yeah, so I'm all in on Bethany Frankel's a segment, and I think it's very helpful. So any version of that or something like that is great. How was the podcast?
It was fine.
I was a little nervous doing it, just because you know, I've been a fan of Bethany forever, and I of course started interviewing her. I wanted to talk to her about being an entrepreneur and like all this shit she did with skinny girl. You know what she said, I was the first one that brought in, you know, to existence a skinny margarita. How many times do all of us say I'll take a skinny margarita? I mean, good for freaking her. I ordered three at dinner the other
night with you great. We did spicy skinny, which, by the way, Steve told me needs I need.
A new drink. He said, I'm done with you ordering that, which is a side conversation.
He said, you're more sophisticated than having a spicy skinny margarita all the time. I said, I don't even know what that means. He's like, don't you want to like a glass of wine? I said, are you judging my drink order? That's a side tangent, and I'll get to that later. I love a spicy skinny margarita.
I love a spicy skinny margarita.
I'm sweet. I don't like a lot of sweetness. No, I can't get crazy. Those ones we had the other night work good. But okay, back on topic.
She's great. We should have great podcast.
Oh she's willing to do that because I have a million questions, as evidenced by my enthusiasm when you just brought up her name. And I haven't talked to you all day, and I think there's a reason for that, because you were waiting to tell me. I want to know does she buys all that product or they send her some of that, or what's going on? They send it to her. She doesn't even go into a drug store for it anymore. It's all sent to her. She said. A lot of the time she's just throwing out stuff
that's getting sent to her. But she said she's loved what about ringing it?
What's hi? The Rachel and Raquel interview? She just did. Did you guys get into that? We talked a little bit about.
Okay, but you'll have to listen to Bethany's podcast to get more of that with Aaron and then we'll have her on here so I can get my version of it.
But this is great great.
I told her that I remember the days when she started Skinny Girl and it was successful and she bought kind of like that townhouse in New York with like the brick and I said, I bought a house like kind of to be like inspired by you, to have it as like our were headquarters.
And stuff like that.
I just, yeah, I told her, I remember like the footage of her being at supermarkets trying to push Skinny Girl, and like people would be so freaking rude to her, Like I just yeah, it was really really cool to talk to her. So yeah, I like her because you know, I'm a big fan of anyone that's unapologetically themselves good, bad, or more indifferent, even if you don't necessarily like the
person or aligned with everything that they like. I like someone that's like, hey, this is who I am, take it or leave it, and doesn't like acquiesce to like whatever somebody else wants them to be, or like handam like okay, you don't like that, so I won't like that.
She's like fuck that, I don't like it. Whatever, so good for her. That's good stuff. What else? We have so many other things?
Okay, you and I we talked about it a little bit on the pregame again, submit your question the comments and concerned and you can do them anonymously.
We'll answer your guys questions.
We do it at the beginning of every week, and we love, love, love your questions because it always sparks a further conversation on things. But one of the questions came from an anonymous submission that they kissed a guy their best friend. She was asking like, do you give it a shot or do you just stay friends? And Aaron revealed a fun little fact that she had to tell two of her best guy friends at different points in her lives that she wasn't interested they had a
crush on her. I need more information. I've never heard these stories go. This was obviously pre meeting my husband. One was like right after like high school, going into college, like my best best, best best friend. And then another one was yeah, later in my life, like in my twenties and stuff, because I always, I mean I always had girlfriends, but I always like had like a guy for this was before obviously, like Jared always had like
a good, good guy friend. I'd always paler on with so, yeah, I just and then people would always say, up behind the scenes, well you know, like he's into you, writer, you know he's not.
Eh, No he's not. Because I never felt that way.
I would call him crying about so and so not being interested or so and so not working out, or like why you know so yeah, yeah.
So I've never hooked up with the best guy friend.
I've just always had to be like when they've said, you know, I'm into you, No you're not, You're not into me, I've like tried to convince them that they're not. And then my friendships have always fizzled. I hooked up with the best guy friend in high school and then we like dated for a little bit, but like it was high school that I don't feel like that even counts. And then after that I was like, I can't. I
can't because I like to keep them separate. Also, how do we feel I again, because Steve is such a secure individual and like can't be bothered with these trivial things of caring if I have best guy friends, like I have had this friend Chris, who I adore. We went to kindergarten together, we went through confirmation classes together, like I just love him and he's single and we're trying to find him a great gal. But when I was up at the ranch, I said, oh, Chris is
going to come up for a few days. Steve didn't even like Flint. She wasn't like, why are you inviting a guy up to the ranch. He was like, Oh, great, can't wait to meet him. But in a relationship, do you I'm curious, and I don't think Jared's this way because of what we do for a living, where we are surrounded by men constantly and become our friends and family.
I'm really curious for those of you guys listening if you've had to stop being friends with guys that are you're close within your life because your boyfriend or your whatever husband is like insecure about it. Because I've definitely had insecure men in my life that I will stop like trying to be as close to the friends that
I want to be because it's their shit. And I'm so angry at myself that I did that, because I'm like, fuck that if you can't handle it, because I don't care if, like I mean, I don't know if i'd like be into like Steve, like going to dinner every night with like his best girlfriend. But like if you have good girlfriends, that's one thing. I just I don't know.
It's kind of an interesting right side him. I mean, I think it's really interesting, especially for us because I'm the only girl right along with Jillian on my crew.
So I'm on a text Chane. You know, Geraldill be like who you're texting, and I'm like, oh, my crew guys, because we're all on text Chaine together, Like I finished studying today, like it's game week, and I, you know, had some sarcastic comment for them, and then you know, olsen Fire's back and Burkhart fires back, and it's just like, yeah, whole thing. So yeah, I that's just the way it is with me.
That's just how it has always been. Yeah, I wonder how that.
I'm just curious if you guys have any stories I would love to hear because that leads me into one of the headlines for the week.
Because we've been doing this.
But if you guys have been on the sideline and not listening to calm down over the last few weeks, get in the mix, because we have headline news GAFFL producer Ryan Yeah, we're new oh, which by the way, nothing which, thank god, like nobody was harmed and the hurricane ended up not being as severe in this area as I think they originally thankated.
But Aaron was on it.
She was living out her full She was giving me updates and Steve and I updates because I'm not as dialed in with anything.
I'm just oblivious to like what goes on in.
Life, local news, the weather report, all the things.
This gal was Johnny on the Spot, which I appreciate.
I was fine yesterday because I've obviously gone through hurricanes. I watched them play out all the time on television. I was dialed into coverage for the past two days. I was dming Melissa McGee from NBC four. She's so hot, and I was just like, girl, it's your super Bowl. I have a great broadcast. I was time out. I don't even know who that is, but that's amazing. Is
she at the weather Girl. She's their main meteorologist. She's fyre, she's so beautiful, her body's your sane, and she she was just like doing her little like, hey, guys, going into work, we'll have updates.
I was like, girl, big day, it's your super Bowl. I'm tuned in. I can't wait to one, can't wait to watch.
She looked great yesterday, she had a full red aspic girls and it's their super Bowl, it's their oscars.
It's I mean, come on. But on top of it, we have a.
Five point one earthquake that you know, the epicenter is oh High Valley.
I literally that's when I got concerned. I didn't give a shit. There was no high wind.
I was full blown, gonna go out there and make videos for Weather Channel, you know, Johnny on the Spot, like all the things.
Yeah, but where freaking the earthquake hit.
I was like, this is really bad. I'm very concerned. I FaceTime my dad. I was like, this is not good. I can't keep awake. What's our girl on NBC, Melissa McGee. She's great, Melissam McGee. I'm not familiar with your work as a former intern at KMBC, the local news affiliate here in Los Angeles.
Tell Conan Nolan. I said, what up? And I'm excited to watch your work. Aaron's fan. I'm a fan. You're hysterical.
So Aaron going back to her her roots of reporting here. One of the headlines that both well, god, I mean bo wor's bo. One of the headlines that both her and I had an immediate reaction of defudge two was this is both heartbreaking and confusing. So let me start with the heartbreaking part, because the headline says, my wife has a terminal illness she wants to have sex with an ex of hers one last time. First of all, I am so sorry for your loss. Like that is beyond sad.
I can't.
But since this post was put out for public consumption, it was put on Reddit, I'll finish giving the details. My wife has a terminal disease. She has projected to live at most nine months. I can't even imagine. I am, of course destroyed. I have been doing my best to make the last days of her life good and grant her whatever wish I can. Recently, she sat me down and told me that the one last thing that she wanted to do was have sex with a previous partner.
I read the rest of her part. She said recently wanted to preview Oh partner. Sorry, I why did I put the acid in? Come one, Come on, Come, come with coming drum, Come with coming a kickdrum, Gary on the kick Trump. Oh, my sister has been through a lot. If you guys know the breakup, you know what I'm talking about. This is confusing and I would love to know more of why she wants to have sex with the previous partner of hers because there you couldn't pay me to do that, And I just do not understand
how he could do that for her. And I don't think he's a better person than me if he could.
But I no, no, no, no no.
I have you ever seen The Big Chill. It's a movie that's like an Eighties the Greatest soundtrack. Kevin Costner is actually the dead guy in the beginning, but you don't know it's Kevin Costner because he's not famous yet.
It has this like star studded eighties cast. I won't I'll watch all their names. I don't remember it.
I just know that the soundtrack's unbelievable. The woman one of the characters in this movie. She lets her husband have sex with their friend who wants to have a baby, but she doesn't have a boyfriend, and there's no conversation about a sperm bank or anything. Sure, so this woman, this woman has cheated on her husband, so like as a way of like make good, She's like, Okay, I I cheated on you, and that's really fucked up. So you can have sex with my friend and get her
pregnant because she wants to have a baby. And it's very I'm like, and she's like standing outside the door while it's happening, and.
Which is right. Well, I still don't know anything about that show.
But going back to this, sweet man, I think that ultimately you have to do whatever's best for you, but this is very hard.
I don't know any of all of that would be okay with this.
I'm not a liar, I I I'm actually shocked she told him.
I mean, because she could have just done it, and you know, yeah, it's all so bad.
When I read it, I sent it to Ryan and I was like, I mean, I don't even know what to think of it. Yeah, it's just loaded, loaded, loaded, and I need I need him to give us an update if.
I mean, I don't know if I want an update. It's so bad.
Okay, Speaking of couples and this one being completely different, but of a along the Bedroom lines, woman breaks internet by revealing her hubby's bizarre bedroom habit. Okay, I really need to know if we are alone in this do you randomly pick a side of the bed that you're going to sleep on. We do not have a regular side of the bed that we sleep on. It was never discussed. We just randomly pick aside where we sleep.
I think that's weird because just like I have a side of the bed I sleep on, you have a side of the bed to sleep on. Right? What do they call this the headline where it's the headline is better than the actual story?
What do they call it name?
I actually felt that way last week when we were talking about dating athletes, Like it made it sound.
Like we revealed like huge gossip of who we've dated.
Yeah, I mean okay, so you just like, hey, I'm gonna sleep on the right side and feeling crazy, I'm gonna go left tonight.
No, I'm gonna go to left again. Like this is so stupid.
Okay, Wow, they broke the internet by revealing a bizarre bedroom habit.
That's it. Okay, you guys are nuts.
You guys are nuttier than you are wild.
You're wild. I have a side I think everyone.
I think that's why it was like such a weird conversation because people always have a side, and I think there's like this thing, which again, this is just for me. The let's go back to Charissa got her house broken into again? Okay, but like I like Steve to sleep on the side closest to the door, like if there's someone coming in, like, let's get the first line of defense to that. Which, by the way, Sebastian Maniscalco is so funny in his stand up comedy thing. He's like,
I'm not that guy. If I hear a noise, I'm waking up my wife. And she's like, I think I hear something.
He goes, get up, get up with me. He goes, because I'm not having a guy come through shoot me.
She leaves me because I die and goes off and finds another husband. He's like, you're getting up with me too, honey. I think I cried so hard laughing to that whole rant that he went on listen to his newest comedy routine.
It's hysteric. That's Jared. I mean he can like beat the shit up or beat the shit up, beat the shit out of guys when he was on the ice and be so tough and hit the crap out of people, like if there's one noise in our house, like you know, it's just like him, and how you're the biggest freaking wusses, Like it's just like, oh no, yes, it's so bad. There's a bear right now on the loose at the ranch and Steve care waits to track this guy down.
Oh my god, you guys, this is anyone. It's bear season.
And I am not into hunting animals, it's not my thing. But when bears are two hundred yards away from the house and all of my animals are like threatened, and I even have a bear fence, like the selectric fence that keeps them away, I need some more tips and tricks to keep those bears away in their fits. To close for comfort, you need to make your way back into the woods to close for comfort.
But it's not a grizzly, right, I mean, thank god, not a grizzly. It's a black bear. But black bear, black bear. I don't care, I do care. Move it all out, yep.
I would call Ogden hey speaking of dog, because I was talking about Howie and Jared Boston's couple's dog eats passport days before wedding in Italy. This is about a year and a half old Golden Retriever Chicky. Apparently this couple they had gone to city hall to fill out a marriage form just days ahead of their scheduled August thirty first ceremony in Italy, and they came home to see that the Golden retriever had eaten now their passport.
That sucks.
I can't imagine how much they're going to pay to get a new one. Howie was never a dog.
He didn't eat.
We're so lucky. He didn't eat a lot of things. Like he's really really good at that. When he was teething, he would kind of eat like the dining room chairs a little bit on the end, like help his teeth and stuff. Our dog was really really good about that stuff. I had Willis as a puppy. He would eat shoes. He would eat the heels on my shoes a lot. And I didn't get Daisy until she was older, so she was never in that puppy But yeah, that was bad for a while.
I was like, the fuck.
And I feel like they always know to go for the good ones too, So that was just to lock the closet.
Yeah, for sure.
My mom was always super anal about our dogs like sniffing or nosing through the trash, like cousin Eddie would say, and like there's this whole kind of like thing about dogs loving tampons, which is disgusting. So my mom would always put like our waste paper cans up on our counters, and yeah, and our dogs eat like the crotch of like underwear and like gross things like that. Like I never thought I never had any of those dogs like that. I would be like, whoo, yeah, yeah, and they give
you big what you want to get? Yeah, No, I got lucky on that situation. But well, sister, what else do we have?
Oh my god?
Wait, last headline I want to read unless you want to keep Taylor Swift swarmed by fans. Okay, I won't even get because if you guys saw this, she goes to a wedding of her friends. She's there with Zoe Kravitz, Channing Tatum, and she is just well, they had to shut down streets in Jersey City, like those whole thing, and I just I gotta say, I'm so okay, Taylor Swift.
I love this this whole What are the the kids.
Say this year the Taylor Swift era that whatever in Edlington I haven't seen.
And this might be a dramatic comparison. I don't care. I'm gonna make it.
The hysteria is like a Michael Jackson level of hysteria. Like I'm sorry, but like have you can you think of any other singer like maybe Justin Bieber for like a little bit in like the early goings of his career, But I have not seen even a Beyonce like Beyonce like can go out and like, yes, there's like fans and stuff, but when there's cops called shutting down streets, like this poor girl cannot go anywhere or do anything,
and I think it's well for her. She's probably like annoyed, but like at the same time comes with the territory. I think it's incredible because in a world where there's such dissension. I don't know if I've said this before on here and maybe we were talking about it. Everyone like oh, I hate this, I hate that person. Like I there's like the few naysayers that like I can't stand Taylor Swift, like fuck off, No one doesn't like Taylor Swift, No, like it is it she brings people together.
I think way more than anyone even anticipated. With this recent tour that she was on communities and money, money, like everything, her donations back to charity, donating to the food shelters, giving her truck drivers additional bonuses, like what a freakin awesome chrick this is, and like like she just I don't know, I just We've said how much we like her on this podcast for different reasons before, But I cannot imagine being her or being a friend of hers where it's like, no matter what you do
and where you go, it's like Beatles pandemonium, it's wild.
And I was saying this too. We were actually having this conversation at our house the other day because one of Jared's friends actually works with her, and we were just talking about what a phenomenon this tour has been and how like she didn't even need PR for it because all these little girls and the you know acts of kindness that she was you know doing and stuff, giving money to her truck drivers, giving money to food banks, like it was the best.
Pr for her.
But I'm going to say this, the girl's got it going on. Whatever she I hope in her life she is happy. Because what is coming out from all of this and the people she is surrounding herself with, it's phenomenal. You and I wanted to go. I wanted to go so bad. I wanted to bring you. We were talking about it why I had this opportunity where I thought I'd be able to get back from Montana.
You have a kid, you can't go.
I had put out feelers for tickets for us, just seeing like what I could get. I'm out to dinner. One night in Montana, I received a text message, an email, and a miscall from somebody in her camp making sure it was me and wanting to know when they could get us there. And I just said to my husband and way, I'm a no one compared to the people that she has had there at you know, you know at these shows cheering her on. She's had the top
of the A list. I mean, I was just watching Charlie's there on like bringing her to write rolls there, Reese, Witherspoon, Blake Lively, And I just said to my husband, this is why this woman is the way she is, because she just has.
People reaching out to like me, to be like are you good? Do you want the take? Like so sweet.
I said that Alicia Keys at pussy something Alicia Key's son, and Taylor writes in a handwritten note, I don't know it's and again there's this is like a very small sample of like I'm sure a much bigger.
Thing that she does, but I don't know.
I just think that it's really really nice in a world where everyone wants to you know, shit on people and tear people down, that like she's all about you know, positivity and going through things and picking yourself back up and like just to watch, Like I mean, we think about how long she's been around me fifteen years maybe like some of these people have like grown up with her, and I just the Taylor Swift love is just to say, like good for her that there's you know, and I
know that's probably an to go Km's wedding and be in and data.
I'd be like, La, you are loved, sister, you are love.
What she did with Kobe's daughter, I mean there was nothing even fake about that, Like it was just like where she looked at her and said I love you, Like come on, I know she's adored for her, she is adorable. You and I are about to embark on our own tour for the NFL season. Okay, I know that we say this a lot, but I think it's worth saying, especially as the weeks will go on and we will get tired and all these things.
We love our job so much. We are so lucky to do it. When it's the off season, we miss football.
When the start of the season, it's all we want to talk about, all the things we want to do. So I'm just so excited that we get another year together, even though we're not on a sideline together, but like another year with Fox together, talking to each other in studio and different things, and it's just there's no I get so excited when I was sitting in the airport istuary of flying back and like just even seeing football on the screen and like knowing that it's back.
I'm so fricking pumped.
So so again, opening it up to you, guys are wonderful listeners and viewers. What do you guys want us to talk about the season? What do we not talked about? Do you want more stories on the road, like what are some things now that the season is back? Do you want us to dive more into like the x'es and O's of football, our take on things like I'd love to get your guys's opinions and feedback since you're the ones listening as the season goes on.
Did you read?
Ryan just texted us, Oh my, we have to okay, talk about this before we say goodbye. Yes, okay, So Aaron and I, So, as I open that up, do you guys tell us what you want to listen to. Aaron and I think that we are we have like a really special skill set.
Well we do. You're paid for it. Observations, right, observing people. You know what, this is a good point. This is a very good point.
Separately, we will text our producer or like whatever, what different things we want to talk about. Aaron and I both said that we can like read people. I saw this couple fighting on the side of the road and I can't hear a word they're saying. I just hear the girl doing this and the guys like sitting there just taking it and taking it. And so then now I've given her a name. I have given a whole story. Oh yeah, she's pissed about I've given.
The guy a name, Chad. Chad's just sitting there wearing it.
And Elizabeth is just Liz Lizz, and he's like, Liz, relax, and then she tells it to relax. Now she's even more don't tell me I got in entire don't tell me to relax, Chad. Okay, this is your fucking problem, and you're the reason that we're here. And then he says, well, Liz, you're making a scene. I don't care that I'm making a scene because it's your fucking problem. We're making a scene, Chad. So that's what I saw inside the road. Aaron saw
someone at a restaurant. We think we know everything about everyone.
We do.
We were in Montana and we went to this restaurant we're so excited to go to for the first time, and your kids really frustrated. We try really hard not to be on our phones because he a we don't want to be on our phones. We have limited time together. But he also hates so badly what it looks like to other couples when two couples sitting at a table are on a phone. He's like, I don't want to be that person. I don't want to be that person. Fine, so I keep looking over at this couple and he's like,
what's going on. What's going on, babe, babe, what's going on? So it's like, hold on, sec hold on. I could read this entire table. The table was this.
There was a couple with a child there right, and then there was what looked to be somebody's mother, sister, and dad. So I just kept looking over because it was really like, it was very.
Interesting what was going on. And Jared's like, what are we working with? What are we working with? I said, well, this couple is divorced, they have a young kid. This is the guy's parents, and the sister hates the wife,
hates the wife. And right now the wife and the kid are bringing the kid to do a visit with everybody, the dad and his extended family, and Jared looks over and goes, oh my god, the sister hates the wife, I said, hates the wife keeps making get diagnosed every time, every time she takes a bite of the pizza, every time she's doing this, every time she's doing she gets up to leave. The sister was just like he was like, oh my god, it's a gift.
It's a gift. Yeah, yeah.
And then I've given them a name of car An occupation by the time that dinner's over, We've said nothing to each other about what's going on in our lives. It's only about what's going on in their lives. Yeah, and maybe we're completely wrong, but probably not.
Okay.
So if you're sitting next to us in a restaurant or make sure you keep your voices down and act like you like each other, or will diagnose you okay, And the prescription for that is go home. Bye bye everyone bye. Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.