Episode 166: Ranch Life

my Target tea. I only wear Target the Ranch. I don't do my hair anymore. I just roll on a hat. I'm disgusting. You're lucky that I put on some lipstick. Lipstick on a pig. Get over here. How's your acne update? I had to go on antibiotics. I had my neck knee finally cleared up. This is so for those of you that are new to the podcast. This podcast will cover a few things. Aaron being a new mom, me being on a ranch, are acne at age forty, respectively.

And that's kind of all the things that we talk about, which gets us to one of our headlines. I'm just going to jump right into our headlines because it has to do with with a pimple. Yeah, so we have a lot to discuss on this podcast. Everyone settle in, grab a cocktail, and stay awhile. So this headline says, my hinge date was going so well. Then he asked

to pop my pimple. Rebecca, who goes by Becket That was taken aback and humbled when an unidentified man, I always love that unidentified man asked to extract the blemish on her forehead. I never use apps, and if I do, I will mindlessly scroll. Blah blah blah. The pair's second meeting, including breakfast and a walk in Central Park, she was surprised about how much she liked him. Okay, let's just end it there. Have you ever had Jarrett pop a pimple for you? Oh no, wait, I heard where Mac

wants to weigh in already. Yeah, Max got a couple on his cheek right now. I was like, yeah, mommy's boying. No, but I will say, because mine, I wear everything right here, like on my mouth, like blow my chin. That is my area from your chin strap? What's that now? I don't know, It's just I think it's hormonal. Thick, so, but he has it all on his like doesn't currently, but if he were to ever break out, it is on his back. And that has everything to do with

wearing a jersey forever and equipment. But I like to think I am a full blown dermatologist. I get my tools, Q tips and that little like extractor thing. There was a time, I kid you not he had a mother of one. It was when he was playing. We were dating and I was like, can I just get this? And He's like, yeah, it exploded like on your back, stole diaper on my face almost in my eye. Convinced myself I was going to get pink eye, and I started screaming, oh my god, oh my god. And he

turned around. He's like what what And I had it all like by my eye. No, bro, and I love, don't marry damn. Well, you know, there's a lot to love about Jared. We can overlook the where's doctor pimple Popper when we need her, By the way, I'm not ready. Times when I scroll through our calm down thing and all of a sudden one's there and I'm like, oh my god, it's breakfast. I mean, I am busy eating eggs I am not ready for my God, put the

sour cream away. I sat like Jane Goodall like like she's like going through like Gorilla Zumba is on the back getting bugs off. I love popping pimples of my own. I like the satisfaction that I get when I especially a blackhead and then I don't leave a mark and I'm like, oh my god, it's so good, Like I get it. Why people like doing that. I have had Steve do it before. This is when I know like

I love someone. He's like, yeah, right exactly because I'm like thank you, or I've pointed out like he has one. He's like, nope, I don't pick my face like you pick yours. I go to town, so I got to town. I always get them on my jaw line, which waits stop me. If you've heard this before, maybe the outfit will tell you that I have too much testosterone in my system. I know we're all shocked, and so I'm on a spar lacton, which you know I like talk about all the time. I don't know why someone didn't

introduce me. Ifadies and gentlemen, if you have acne, ask your dermatologists. If you're not adverse to antibiotics. Of course, consult with the doctor before taking any medication. Warning warning sparrolactone change my life. Like I still get them, but not as bad as they used to. And I've had ten fricking rounds of accutane, which God knows what that did to my inside over the I know. Any who, So what do you think about this story though? With

the guy? I think, Fanta, you do absolutely, I'm not wasting time. If I can't have a guy be honest with me and I then go into the bathroom and there's something in my teeth or if there's a pimple, I will you and I you're the same way you'd be like, dude, did you not want to tell me that I have a massive ZiT? I'm in true. I think it's very true. M h. I think you get a house and personal right away. Yep. Yeah, I just need to know how big the ZiT was, Like did

it have like a lot of a white head? Was it a little tiny like one little one that you can do really quickly, like in between the first and second quarter, which Aaron that has done. Sure you're not worried that it like back on camera or you just put your microphone like this and you'll guys. I always

put my microphone like this. I mean, I have an epic picture of Greg Olsen and I when Greg was with the Panthers they were getting ready to play the New England Patriots got their ass kicked on Thursday Night football. Sorry Coach Rivera, Cam Newton and Greg. I had a course on my jaw. I had a monster of one

that I was like, oh my god. And I looked at Greg like this the whole time I was talking to him on the dolls and I have a picture walking with him on the field and I'm like this, oh, which, by the way, I had my hair wait for it, half a half down and the part of it was like on the side, like I've got things before to cover up my acme. I'm not kidding because like that's how much I'm like, I or done these strands right here. And someone's like, do you want to move the hair

off your face? No, it's perfectly positioned, thank you. Yeah, Okay, let's talk about going on a date with a guy, and let's talk about it. I'm sweating so bad. Is that this parallax? It's not the conversation either maybe it's the fact this house has no AC I smell. I know of Aaron andrews Ripe and stays buying a fucking air conditioner. Every time we turn around we're at home depot, he buys another one. I love that it's freezing. And then I'm sotting up hot my god, and he's moving.

I'm around and I'm like, oh my god. Literally he's going upstairs, He's going over here, he's going in the living room. I'm like, she's rolling in on the thing, and I'm like, Jesus Christ, is where are we? Then he's in a headline. But it's how I feel like, literally controls my life, my traveling, my home life is air conditioning. If it's not going well in my life, like you would think I have fifty sist e xits on my chin. I mean, the world is not right.

It's all I talk about. And wants to divorce me over I mean, I'm constantly walking up to the bend. I'm playing with the thing. Jared's like, oh my god, I don't even go into our I don't even want to call her our name. She's become like one of my loves, my best friend, my Angel. I don't even want to go into Angel Connie's room anymore. And today I walked in to grab the baby and she goes, why are you in here? And I go, I just wanted to come down. I can't go in a room

because it's warm, and it pisses me off. I stand under her bent and I like, and then I stand on like a piece of furniture to feel it. I'm obsessed. You and Steve. Then, because I'm telling you, the middle of the night, this guy's rolling around the air conditioning unit to each room and I'm like, it's fine. He's like, it's not fine. He has to be like freezing for it to be fine. How many times did I say, fine, fine, we'll move on fine. What were you gonna say? Oh? Yeah, okay.

So this was a little headline last week because a we love him a lot. Maxtell's new godfather, Travis Kelsey kidding, not really, will you do it? He'd be? I just kid't gonna say. He'd be an unbelievable Imagine the first birthday party present he would send. Then forget you. Imagine the outfit he'd wear to the Suff're right, I mean I have it when he was not in camp, and he's walking in with his glasses and his Louis Vaton cologne and all my single girlfriends like the bouncy house

would be. You know, you get it all right, Let's move on. Okay. So Travis explain on his New Heights podcast, Thanks for the invite, Travis and Jason for being on that he was disappointed because he went to the concert in Kansas City, and she said, I was disappointed that she doesn't talk before or after her shows because she has to save her voice for the forty four songs she sings. So I was a little quote unquote but hurt. I didn't get to hander one of the bracelets I

made for her. Basically on his friendship bracelet, he had his phone number in hopes of giving it to the singirl singer. Here's the thing. Yes, I'm going to say us. Somebody tweeted us, and I don't know if you saw it. Be like, don't be sad, Travis, especially when you have Aaron and Carissa throwing game at you. We're not throwing game at him. He knows. Yeah, are hot, older brother, Yeah exactly. Well, actually I'm older. That sucks, and you're

older than everyone. These are children we're covering now, and he's just a good friend. I'm got excited to really ask for my ID at the door the other day and I was like, I haven't been parted big well we ask everyone. I was like, oh, well you could have shot. They leave that out, So I'm not going to leave this out. Taylor. I don't know what you are doing in your life right now besides rocking the world or rocking the United States. When an amazing, amazing

concert that I'm bummed out. I'm not going to be able to make this summer in LA. But I will say this, if you are looking for a guy, if I hadn't want a good time, oh yeah, no, it's Mac. Please try our friend Travis. He is fantastic. I mean all four quarters. I mean this is not a first half. It's a little late now right because he's in the middle of camp. He's punching people, just kidding. He's fine. But I just this is one Taylor. I know we're not the best of friend, we're not even friends, but

I consider you one. Take us up on this. Don't want a date with this guy? You would have it. I was just gonna say, do it. For yourself, do it for us, and do it for the people, because there's no one that would give you a better time than this guy. I mean I say that even like platonically, Like if you're not interested romantically, just go on a date, because I mean, a time is to be had. I'm just trying to Travis Kelsey likes to say, you got

to fight for your right to date him. Yeah, so Taylor, if you have a hot second, try to find that friendship bracelet you know what I mean? Trav what a guy? Where I have to wait, We'll just let's open this up and we'll ask him when he's because he's agreed to come on our podcast with his brother at some point before the season starts. But I want to ask him what his perfect first date is. I can only imagine, like what that guy's doing. He's like at medieval times.

He's like, come on, we're going to watch the ponies and have a sign of beer or something. Take it up like a piece of meat with his hands. But a guy. What a guy? And you would tease it on the show and said he had a little gifty poo for his new god son. Yes, Travis Kelsey, he insane is so adorable. He was like, I want to get Aaron something, and so then it didn't work out

what we were gonna get you. But then this character Aaron sends me a picture of a Yes, we'll say it, because again I now don't buy anything expensive because it just gets stolen. He buys mac a Louis Vauton outfit. I can't handle it. Looks like with the sweet a game like it is. You have to you have to post the picture because it's so so frick and cute and it's also like in the middle of like everything

this guy's got going on. He is so thoughtful. Sends it to where you are now, which is obviously like he has to ask for the address. He didn't ask me for the address. I don't know how he got it anyway, No, I was so curious. So anyways, but the fact that he would do that, and I was like, you're just the best. Anyways, this is our this is our huge pro Travis moment. But Taylor, he will buy your children amazing clothing, and even if you don't have children,

he'll buy your friend's children amazing clothes. And you will write a fantastic song about him. We'll help you with some of the lyrics. He smells so good. We'll work on it. Yeah, you'll fall in love with him. And here's another headline. This woman fell in love with her mugger. You heard me, mugger. This is Crater, not mother muggert

her in the street. I'm going to tell you right now who I'm not falling in love with the five dudes that are outside my house on Padam which, by the way, if you guys are listening, we're onto you. I got a follow up on that, but I won't say more. I'm not allowed to anyways. This is the

headline that means you really do have a follow up. Yeah, I was walking down the street where he lives, and unfortunately I was mugged, the woman identified as Emmanuela told reporters while recounting their first quote first date at a media event. Her Robert told his side of the story, saying I was going through a difficult situation because I didn't have a woman. You know, when I saw her photo on the phoneviously he stole her phone, I said to myself, what a beautiful brunette. You don't see a

brunette like that every day. The two are now reportedly dating for two years they've been dating. I'm sorry, but like, if that's how you meet, that is the weirdest. I need more. Actually, I don't need more information on that. That's like these crazies that right, men that are in jail convicted, like Peterson or like all that. Like, what are you doing? Nope, by no, I can't, there's not Actually, I totally retract my statement more. I'm like, oh, I

need more information. I have already heard enough. You're not dating the guy that tried to hurt you and steal from you. That's not how we should start off the relationship. That's that's normally how mine ends. You know. I should have just had that fast forward at the beginning, and then it could save me a lot of time and money. You know. Anyhow, I hate this, but I can't wait for the good news about your robbery. Suck it, Okay, this one. I know you weren't in a sorority. I was,

but I saw the title. It was in the Wall Street Journal, sorry the headline, and I sent it to Ryan. This is crazy to me. Parents hire four thousand dollars sorority consultants to help daughters dress and impress during rush. What I don't even have to read the rest of this story. This is ridiculous. I went to the University of Florida. I rushed. I had no clue what I was doing. Greek systems pally there, right, Greek system in the South is massive. It's like and I guess it is.

There's a show about it. But basically, there is a woman that offers a six hundred dollars seminar for women and their mothers. What trying to learn the basics about getting into a sorority? Thirty five hundred dollars buys unlimited access to sorority mentors who advise. I'm a mentor, guys, I'm a mentor and a mother. I was in a sorority. Just be cool. Who gives a crap? And by the way, if this is the way it's going in the South

or with these sororities, what are we doing? Yeah, it's like two competitive No matter what you're wearing, it shouldn't matter. It should matter you know what you're into, if you're going to be a good sister, if you're super fun, if you are going to help out the community, volunteer. We're worried about a stylist for Rush. That's bad, that's actually sad. I don't like that this is happening, right, And maybe maybe this is an outlier. I don't know, but I just think that that's sad that you would

have to feel pressured. I mean, I guess it's like anything. And look, you want to make up good first impression right, like to a job interview, you are a nice outfit, or if you're going, you know, going on a first date or whatever it is. I can't that you. You know, there's a little bit of that, you know, the outward appearance that you care about, but not the four thousand dollars. I didn't even have a stylist when I first started in the industry. I was stressing myself from Express and

a tailor. Then mind what are we doing? Thank you Bb, Thank God for Victoria. She gave me five dollars from Fox's budget. And I was so excited when I got to go to Bbe and get a ruffle top. I know, a little sheer ruffle top from Oh my bot is Bab's still a thing. I don't know, Boabe, I don't know, but I just I got so excited when I would

wear those shirts, they're terrible. When Vicky sends me Vicky is our wonderful stylist that works at Fox, but she sends me these like ten years She's like ten years ago today, these flashback photos. And I was like, I was, I'm not ready for some of the flashbacks that I've seen of myself. It has been a wild ride. What's the wild ride at Disneyland? Mister Toad's wild ride? There we go. You'll be on it with Mac. I can't wait. You will, Well, I can't wait to go with him.

But anyway, So for this sorority thing, I think that's sad and just be yourself because well I'm not giving advice on getting into a sorority, but just in life. And if this is what the sororities are expecting, I'll go out on a limb. Shame on you. This is not what it's all about. This is crazy. Everyone relaxed, dial it down. How do you feel? You know? So the other day I said, every time I turn around it, so Steve goes how often you turned it around? Huh?

You always just turning around? You saying go out on a limb? How many times you got on that limb? Girl, like every day. I love you. I don't know no idea. What do we got here? On the on the menu? What are we doing? Okay, we have we have so many different things. So my new favorite segment on the Calm Down podcast is what Aaron has learned as a mother. So Mac is officially one month old. Yay Mac, one month over the baby? So what have we learned this week?

So our tip of the week from Angel Connie is we okay? So Jarrett and I knew that we had a real poopy diaper to take care of this uh not this week, but this was the lesson that we learned. So it was like, I'll help you. We're sitting here, we're together, we're not rushed, We're good to go. So we went over and our angel was downstairs going about our business. We were handling it, and she came up and said, did you guys do a diaper change? And we said we did and it went great, and she goes,

I didn't even hear him screaming because I have to burp. Sorry, guys, he was screaming a little, which you added away. Getting my kid to burp is a big deal. It's like, does not happen so anyways, he was. He kind of fusses sometimes when you do a diaper change. Whatever hopefully gets over that. Yeah, so we are doing the diaper change, and we are doing it in the middle of a feeding because, as Angel Connie would say, just like give him a little bit, you know, fill him up a

little bit and then calm him down. You don't want to do the diaper change right when he's hungry and freaking out, So give him a little bit of food. So he's a little bit, you know, fall you you feel, let's put him in a position to have some success. Yeah, yeah, exactly, not screaming, crying. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. So we do that. So we go over to the changing table and we decide to you know, change him. Well, what we did was laid him down, his heads to

his side. We put his bottle in just a little bit, just the tip, so he can, you know, just get a little bit of the formula. Great, good to go, not crying, poopy diaper. We're all set. She comes up. How come I didn't hear him crying right then and there and we had been caught for some reason. I was like, if this was an idea of hers. We would have been taught this already. I just looked at her and I was like, uh oh, And Jared wouldn't

even look at her. She says, what it's like, you're in trouble, Like the teacher has come and been like, why did you not finish your homework? Okay, got it. We told her our idea about having the bottle there a little bit and she goes, no, uh huh. Why why can't we do that? She said, because what if you're in the middle of doing it, you open up his diaper, he's sucking on the bottle. All of a sudden,

he's like choking from what's in the bottle. You're gonna flip him up and shit goes everywhere, and then you're gonna be freaking out. You got shit everywhere. She's right, She's always right. Let's just go ahead and fast forward to that. She's always right. But you know what here this and as I'm sure you're learning, everything is trial and error, and obviously she's an incredible resource for you. But it's good to make some of those mistakes because

guess he's not going to do that again. Exactly with Jared, this crew. So what's been the hardest part in the first month and what's been the best part about being a mom In the first month? You have ship flying everywhere. That was one of her quotes of the week, And you got ship flying everywhere. Hardest part. I would just say, every single time you try something, you're wrong. You know, it's a lesson. We're ins ful right now. Every time

we're trying something, it's wrong. Like we had to go drive to the pediatrician this week and I'm like trying to put him in the car seat and like click it in, and that's fricking hard. And then I'm like, you know, a little frustrated about whatever. And then I get in the car and then she gets out of the car and closes my passenger side because I left it wide open and I'm getting ready to pull out. It's just like, yeah, I'm learning every single time something new.

And also patients, which I don't have much of. I don't either, I have no pati. I want to screw this kid up and be like the mother because she seems so calm and so great, and I don't want to be the asshole that's like, and then the kids like that you know because we can't have two of me in this house. I was going to tell you though, and I think I've said this to you on the phone.

If I haven't, then I'm going to reiterate it. I already see a difference in you though, Like you are soft, you are you're so like you as a friend have always been incredible and like this is you know, I've told you these things before, but like especially in a crisis situation, like there's no one that I want near me, Like there's no one I want near me, I like push everyone away except for like you, because like you go into crisis mode, like when any of our friends

have something, You're like, these are the resources, these are the things. And it's a reporter seeing you as a mom, like you are softer and like there's just something that's like really sweet to watch from afar. You're not going to screw them up. And it's like your tenacity and like all the things that you went through to bring him here is he's not here if you don't keep fighting for him and do all these things. So all of those things are going to be incredible qualities that

he has. And give yourself some grace. You have never been a mother before. Hello, and it's one month and he's just he's alive. That's all that matters, is like he's here and you're doing great, bab, you're doing great. Seriously, Steve left us the best video. I don't know if you saw it. He made Mac a video on his one month birthday of the Big Mac, his new anil deal. Hold on because Steve didn't even know that while I

was in Target. Because Steve's rant, and we'll put it on our Calm Down podcast to give you guys some reference what we're talking about. So Steve my boyfriend, just like Mac is his best friend. Yeah, and constantly asked about him, like the whole thing. So he is waiting for me in Target on one of my seventy five trips. I have to go there for different things for the ranch, and I come out unbeknownst to Steve. Hold On, I did buy Mac stuff. Hold on, wait talk amongst yourself

can hold on? Anyway, Steve had a great video that he sent me about Max nil deal and his first one. It's gonna be with McDonald Big Mac, and then he cheers Mac with a big Mac eating it, and I got very jealous. Because I haven't had a big Mac in a while, and I would love that to be my kids first and ildal. This is where we'll pause and wait till the girl comes back longer than Oh my god, are you okay? I moved it? Wait? This is because of course I only shop at Target. Now,

what's that? It's not Louis Vauton. It's a little onesie for and cute. This is his ranch ware ranch ware. Oh my god, ranch it's a ranchy and those ranch ware. Baby. So Steve made a video talking of which I didn't know that he was doing, and it's like this bitching about not in a bad way, about how long I was in Target, and he's like, she's probably buying you stuff. And then I came out I watched the video. I go, how did you know I was buying him stuff? He goes,

cause you alway but him stuff. And I was like, well, he's my baby, yeah, the big Mac. Like, oh my god, you drove while I was in there. You drove to McDonald's, got a big Mac and did a whole video. He goes, well, god, I could have drove to the McDonald's in Los Angeles. You were in there, so long, relaxed Steve. Well, I don't know if you know this, because I'm hoping it's still Steve's hope that I hope you're getting paid by them.

It's I hope this is still Steve's email address. We made Mac an email, and so we jarreed and I will write him emails and then we're going to give him the password when he's eighteen. You have to you have to explain what this is because I think it's

the cutest thing. Oh well, so we just made him an email and so like on the day he was born, we wrote him and then on his one month, you know, we just sent him random emails like if Jared's like, oh, I'm sitting here right now and you're with me and like this you just took a big dup or something like that. But Steve made this video for him on his one month birthday. So I forwarded it to Mac with Steve on it, and I said, Uncle, Steve, one month,

you know, birthday tribute to you. So I I've got to find out if that's still Steve's email because I afforded him the MAC address. Oh my god, that's so cute. Yeah, we'll put it on there anyways, So he like loves he can't get enough of Mac and he'll like randomly be sitting there. He's like, I wonder what Max Stone right now, I'm like sleeping probably one of three things, sleeping, sleeping, eating, or yeah, crying. Okay, so you had an experience on

the ranch with one of your children. So yeah, I'm not a mother to humans. I am a mother to animals, and I know Aaron's gonna try to which, by the way, I'm happy to open up this conversation for another podcast because I would love everyone's input. So I'm in a place right now. This is not a tangent. This is just a quick like comment. Ninety nine percent sure I don't want children. Aaron's convinced that I have to have one, and she's going to try to convince me to do so,

which I am open to all things. I've done one round of eggue freezing. I need to do another. She teks to me about it all the time. So as soon as the Spirolactron's out of my system, never I think I need to do another. Realm. So, anyways, I have animals as my children right now, had seven had as in past tense had seven of these longhorn steers that I inherited when I bought the property. I love these things, like when we go out and like we're touring around and like on this little mule thing, like

I can't wait to see them. I feed them apples. I get so excited. One day up here, like last week, We're driving on like the road and I came around the corner and one of the cows was on his side and knew right away that he was dead, and so then I started crying, and then I started freaking out, like I don't I'm not good at estimating weight. It's a cow like massive cows, right shit, yeah, these longhorned cattles.

And I'm like bears, I'm like animals. Like then I'm like mountain lions, Like all of these things are gonna come. This is like national geographic. This is a dead cow. Of course there's gonna be other animals. I didn't think. Now the vultures are overhead. I'm like, oh my god, and my dad was coming to visit. In my dad's here now visiting, which, by the way, is a whole thing. Scott Thompson is brought his work boots He even packed his own work gloves. He goes, oh, well, I wasn't

going to wear some of yours. You got to have ones that are broken in. Who packs her own work gloves? Yeah, he goes, your mom's really missing out. My mom wouldn't come because she didn't want to leave her flowers in Seattle. She goes, Look, my flowers are only in bloom for three months out of the year in Seattle. She goes, Scott, I can't come. Oh my god, your mom is going to be so jealous when she realizes, like just what a treasure in that place is. Oh my god. She's

so she's like, oh, well, I'll come eventually. My dad goes, well, now you're not invited. This was a one time invite. Yeah. So we're just sending her all these pictures and being like, oh wish you were here. Anyways, Sorry, kath enjoy your flowers. There's also flowers here, weirdo. Any who, Scott's on fire here and there's like not a project he doesn't want to tackle. That said, I'm like, I can't have my dad, so you and I are Daddy's girls, like my whole

You should just see me. I was a psychopath, like wanting to get everything perfect before he came in. Not that like this is a therap conversation. I don't. My dad would be fine if I didn't do one thing before he came. But I just have this thing. I

want my dad to be proud of me. I want my dad because he's, you know, been a hard worker, like my mom and dad had my sister when they were eighteen, Like they've always just worked so hard, like their whole life on everything and even oh my god, you should have seen Steve and I before we picked up my dad at the airport and go we got to get the car washed. My dad will kill me

if this car is dirty. I was like, we can't pick him up and have a dirty car because then this is what the face he's gonna let him make hmm and'll and then I'm thinking he's gonna help breaking it anything. Yeah, but there was dust everyone. I was like, so you should have seen Steve. He takes his T shirt and he's like windexing the like way he goes. He can't he can't see the spots he's gonna know. Anyways, I love my dad. I want my dad's approval just because I want him to be proud of me. Okay,

we get it. So I'm like, there's a fucking dead cow here, like and now I'm crying about the cat. Then ask cow. So now we got to get a bulldozer. We got to bury the cow because we can't leave this cow out there. Well, and then there's like a whole other like sub story to this about you're supposed to save the horns is like a tribute and I'm like, I can't. I can't do all this. So there's all

these different things. Thank God for Tony and thank God for Steve because with Tony's dad dad's help, they knew what to do. I didn't participate. I just said a little prayer and was sad for the cow. So that was Wednesday, and your boyfriend stood up to the place like he stood up. He dealt with it, and he told him jar and I FaceTime him. He looked like he had been through hell and back and he's like I saw things. Nobody. He goes, have you ever seen

the Godfather? And I was like, oh, Fox, say no more. I don't want to know anything because I just want to like yeah, anyways, and then he killed a Rattlesnake. He was so proud of himself. This guy's really earning his girl scout stripes over here, boy scout, you know little vest that he's going to be wearing. But yeah, so it was sad, but it's also great. So many different projects, so many different things. The baby chicks are growing. I know you don't care about that. Yeah, you don't

care about that. So many eggs. Oh my god, every day egg I feel I'm like always surprised. I'm like, oh my god, look there's another egg. It's like, do you even eat eggs? Like when you have an egg in the morning. Oh, Steve this morning made biscuits and scrambled eggs for my dad and I. Oh yeah, just kay what it is? Jared? And we need I've been looking for a Jarrett my whole life and finally found it. Anyways, So yeah, Ranch life is great. I only have a few more days of it because then we are back

to life, back to reality. It is July thirty first, as we record this episode, and you and I are back at it. I have a game, well that preseason game, but we are. We've been saying this for months. Are Punky Brewster? Is that you also look at all your own hair. Oh god, this is one thing you guys are just listening. Aaron's hair is like luscious locks. No it's not. It's gonna it's about to be all fried off because of all the styling we're going to do.

That's one thing. As much as I do love our job, can I tell you one thing I don't want to do? Dress up? Pack wear a ton of makeup. That's it. I love it, and I think I wanted you to look this. I'm a boy. I'm a straight up boy. I stink. I don't do my hair. I just throw on a hat and I put on makeup the other day because I actually had to be on like a real call for I don't know, try to make money to pay for this ranch. I got off there and I was like, what is this paint by numbers I'm

doing with my face? Like I look a hundred. I used to wear so much makeup, so much makeup, and even when I put it on now, I'm like, I feel like it makes me look older. It makes anyone else. All you girls that are wearing so much makeup, stop it, take it off, stop it, put it tails on it, take off your makeup and the window. Put that down too while you're at it. Here's the thing, I just like, can you imagine if we got to do a football game in just like a baseball hat, a T shirt? Wow?

T shirt? Oh okay, actually, actually it would be this. It would be this. I wonder who we're talking about AnyWho? So wonder Yeah? My god, who sings that? Uh? Thank you? Kurt Kurt from love Field. Kurt are wonderful producer who's filling in for Ryan as a producer. Kurt also has the unenviable task of putting these episodes together and editing out things and making captions where we'll text him later and be like, oh, can you actually check that out?

That might get us in trouble. So imagine the unedited Kurt. Kurt knows where all the bodies are buried at this point, and the cab at this point. My god, what a time? All right, girl? I love you and I'm so proud of you. You are a mom of a one month old baby. You're doing great, and he's just as cute as can be and I just love, love, love love love him. And you are killing rattlesnakes. You are getting the eggs in the morning. You are hanging the cow's

head to save that. No, God, you were really even our boss. God love him. Eric Shangsy used to had a moment in Vegas. Yes, we were all over served. But he goes, I am so proud of you, Kurt. He did say that, and I was like, oh my god, thank you for saying that. Shanks. Well, I can't wait to give him the update. Oh my god, he's being on that text shame. I will two weeks later. But

that's fine. He's busy. Go Usa. I love you. Give Mack a kiss for me and you guys, as we say every week, seriously, thank you for caring about our lives. Thank you for caring about our pregame submitting questions, and please weigh in on two things. I need help on the window the protocol on the windows situation took putting that down in the morning. And also for all of you that want children or don't want children, I think

this is an important conversation. Yes, and all you massive swifty fans, help us get your girl to go on a date with Godfather. Speaking of Godfather, Travis Kelsey, come on, Taylor, that's I feel like we're doing a petition to like get a law past. We're like, we're collecting as many signatures as we can to encourage Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift is the next couple any who Love you Guys, love you, E Bye, Kurt. Calm Down with Erin and

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