Episode 164: The Sh*t Show

it too. And Ryan can't join us on this week's podcast for Ryan's reactions because we're taping it at a different time and as we all do, we have different jobs. But I can't wait to get Ryan's reaction next week. On going to see the movie, can we all flash back to our sweet producer Ryan saying, why do they make this movie? Cut to the pandemium that is this country and ever scrolling on Instagram these girls, adults, these women having Barbie parties and dressing in pink? Am I

missing something? Maybe I need to do it? Who knew it's adorable? Good for? It's so adorable? And I already loved Margot Robbie. I love her even more now and the outfits who's her stylist on these press tours because she could not be cuter nailing it, nailing it. How was your week? Because I feel like I barely spoke to you. You were working, I was working, was working on a fun little project that I'm excited. Hopefully let's all say a p say a little prefer you auto

tune that it was good. I hope it comes to fruition. But as we know, you know, in the world, we work on different things and see what happened. So it was fun, kind of intersects like all aspects of my life. So I love it that that is something that we can talk about at a later doge. But it's going to be great. Thank you, love you. It was. It was good. It was busy, and I am officially on vacation.

It is what July and after we take this podcast today, I have five days, five straight days where I have no responsibilities, and I may not be more excited. In fact, my sweet Steve has already had a chat with me about how we're going to approach the next five days because the last few times we've tried to have a vacation, I got robbed I got COVID. Something inevitably always pops up, So he said, he sat me down last night, and he goes, So over the next five days, no matter

what happens, it's going to be okay, he goes. If the house catches on fire, if he goes, unless it has to do with Willis or like our family or friends, if anything else happens, we're just going to say it's okay and keep going. And I go, We're on vacation exactly.

So I needed a little pep talk because that's the part that and I know you this happens with you all the time too, because we have so many different things going on, like everybody, but I don't know how to also say no, we're like not respond to that email right away, or not respond to that text message, and then then I feel like I'm getting behind or I feel like I'm not staying on top of things.

But this idea in this world that we live in with this immediate response and this immediate reaction, like it's cool. I don't know, I've never done the thing on my email where it says like out of the office for the next five days. I know, I feel like everyone else does this insurance lady if she's listening, she's been out of the office the whole time. I can't file

this claim. I'm never gonna get anything back because every time I turn around, I'm getting out office reply from this broad So I'm like, I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna put my notifications on silent, and I'm gonna put my email on vacation and not feel bad about it. I didn't even do it after

we had a kid, I mean, which is hilarious. You know, there's some freaking officials I were watching that like took maternity leave when he didn't even have the baby, like, and you know, we had freaking boxes stuck in and ships stuck in ports. But you know, let's take a paternity leave, all right. AnyWho that is, I don't know where what you're doing or where you're going, don't say it on here, because let's be safe, you will find out next week. But there's nothing you have to say

in this house. If you rob me, Okay, everything's gone, Go to the neighbors. Go to the neighbors. So that's a really great segue to talking about being on your phone, even when it's your vacation. We're going to do some of our headlines right now. Are you guilty of fubbing? You won't be during your vacation right now, but this was an article. Where are you guilty of fubbing regularly? Regularly snubbing your partner to look at your phone, which

could cost your marriage? Study warns I'm coughing, excuse me, nothing to cough about, no, nothing to sneeze at. I am. We are guilty of it, and I and I don't try to get mad at Jarrett, and I don't get mad at myself. But sometimes it's like, okay, we need to put our phone down. Let's put our phone down. And nothing is this important? Nothing? You know what I'm saying.

It's just it is. And like you said, you're trying to keep up with social media, You're trying to keep up with your emails, You're trying to keep up with your account for a house and home. It's really hard, but it's something you have to pay attention to with your relif relationship. So there is an area again, a new segment called Sweet Steve and all the things that

he does. There is an area upstairs and you walk up my stairs, that landing area where there's like the coffee table in the chairs, Steve has labeled it the

no phone zone. So we have to go in there once a day and you're not allowed to bring your phone, and you have to sit and you have to talk and you have to catch up on things because the fact that we live in this world where we're attached to our phones, which I really try to be cognizant of and not do, but it it is because the second you put your phone down, then you go back to it and there's ten things you miss, and of course like things that need to be responded to immediately anyways,

So I'm trying to be really good about that. Additionally, I also feel like when you send you do this, and I have gotten so mad at you for this, sister. When you will text me can you talk? Or you'll text me something and you'll say like I need to talk to you or like say something, and then I'm like, oh my god, are you okay? And then you won't respond for so long, and I'm like freaking out, and

I'm like, here's a PSA. If you tell ext your girlfriends, your husband, whatever, can you talk make sure you say all good or like it's okay, because then I lose my mind and then you call me back hours later and like, oh nothing, I just when I was talking about yeah, yeah, it was fine, And I'm like, meanwhile, I've been like calling your mom, your sister, making sure that like sending out an amber alert for you. So

I don't know. Phones are a blessing and a curse, but when it comes to relationships, one thousand percent, you have to put them down. You know what else I know put them down. I noticed my dogs look at me like if I'm on my phone, like I greak up and like they're probably like, bitch, can you put that thing down? And I'm like okay, sorry, So I try to be aware of that. You know, when we really try to take an advantage of speaking of dogs, when we try to take advantage of no phones, is

on our walk with our dog. It's like a great time to kind of check in. It's a great time to talk about stuff. I give my husband a lot of credit. Yesterday we were trying to take an og minute with the og child so he doesn't feel left out. But so cute that with y we talked about on the pregame on our pregame people, but we're asking how Howard was doing with the baby. Not great. He's not aggressive,

he's just not interested. He's annoyed, he's depressed. So we try to give him his og time where it's just the three of us and we're like, it's the ogs. But yeah, we were. And yesterday when we were driving up to go have a little og time, Jared's like, are you good, babe? And I was like, yeah, I'm fine. Why I said, I'm kind of hungry. He's like, no, just with me, like with life right now and stuff

like that. So that's really important to do. But I need to make more of an effort with my phone, especially now that I saw a meme on Instagram when I probably should put my phone down that there's seven more Sundays left until we go back to work. So it's like putting down we have seven, Well, now we have six. We have six Sundays left before we go to work. Are you kidding me? No, Apparently I don't

have calendars in my house. When you say it like that, I know, oh my now boys are in camp now, well yeah, but I'm like, I don't know word going back Oh my god, that is such a rude awakening. Yeah, all right, fine, I'm extending the vacation. It's seven days. I'm out of office. Change the response. Yeah, I was Jesus, that was a real rude awakening. I'm so sorry. No, it's great. I'm excited. Here's the thing. We love our jobs,

love our jobs. But I just this summer has went by so fast, and I can't imagine how you feel. You had a child. Hey, how was your off season? Had a baby? Like, probably went by real fast for you. Okay. One of our other headlines that I love because I love talking about relationships, good, bad or indifferent? Kim Kardashian, Are you up to date on I know I gotta get up to date on it? I am. I wasn't a big Kardashian watcher, like when they were like the last few years. It felt like I was just like

on Hulu. I don't know why. I'm like always like up to date on it and I'm like into their storylines and ask me any questions about that. You didn't know we had six Sundays. But you're up to date on the Kardashians. You know, you know it's balanced? Why not I jumped into the Pete Davidson relationship to quote run from the Kanye West drama. I definitely jumped into another relationship so fast it got my mind away from stuff, and that's not a way to run from things. Kim

told her late sisters that it's better completely relatable. I have one thousand percent gotten into rebound relationships because I wanted the distraction. I didn't want to have to face my own reality or be sad or anything. So I have been very guilty of jumping right into something else after I get out of a relationship. And that's also because I like being in a relationship. I hate dating.

I hate it, and I think that I in the past, this is the only relationship that I haven't felt like, I like tried to make it something that it's not like I'm like, oh no, I'm so I'm so happy, can't you tell? And You're like, bitch, you ain't happy. I know you uh huh right. So it's it's definitely

something that I've done. Have you ever done that? No, because I just I always have a hard time faking it with somebody, and so I know, I mean I've tried it, like done stupid I mean, I'll say it hookups just when you are trying to get out of relationship, and I was like, why did I do that? But nothing that was like long term or like caused a commotion like Pete Davidson. But I agree, I actually really do like watching the show. I can't relate to them

in any way, but business goals. I mean, when you hear that Skims is worth four billion dollars, you're like, okay, where but yeah, I just you're doing more. I love you. You're doing great, sweetie. I'm always amazed how they don't get any of their makeup on their furniture. Their furniture is so light. How do they not get any mar and Kim has no furniture. I mean, why are you sitting down? She's not getting any on the furniture because there is no furniture. I have so many questions about.

I also need to know where they get their beds. This is what I'm looking at in the bathroom, looking at their massive Yeah, because they're obviously customed, but like who's making that bed? And then the custom sheets that you're obviously making to fit this mattress that is like a trivial sized bed and I need to know Courtney's are what's the name Chloe's affinity with pink. I don't know what the pink lights that she's got in her room.

I have questions about all the things. I think I just like them because there's a little bit like if you relate to one of the characters at different points in your life. And I also I don't have that relationship with my sister right, Like she's my sister and I are very different and like in the best way, but like we have never I moved out when I was eighteen. She was five years older than I was, so like we just were at different When she was in high school, I was in junior high and she

like couldn't be bothered with me. Like we just were never that close in that way. So I think when I watched them, I feel like I have that relationship with you, like like as a sister kind of a thing. And I'm like envious that those they all like live in five minutes of each other because my family's not here and I know your family's yeah, not there either. Well, Kendra is, but I will say this from watching that show, Kendall is beautiful. Yeah, she is stunning. I know, supermodel.

That is okay, this one we're talking about Howie. We're talking about Howie being stressed out. But can but dogs can smell when we're stressed out in new study shows I didn't realize this was a new study. I mean I had had trainers that worked with Howie and so forth, and he you know, they were like, he can feel your energy, he can vibe off your energy. Apparently newborns can do the same thing. Oh, my nanny has talked

to me quite a bit about that. We had our first and not to take this away from dogs, but dogs can detect extreme emotions by smell. Oh that's I didn't realize it was smell. I thought they could sense, like your heart going fast, because they could just like feel you. But acute stress changes the compounds found in human sweat and breath. New research has shown for the new experiment for dogs throw anyways, they can they know when you're stress. Yeah, I didn't know that was a study.

They know they know when you're sad. I don't. I mean, I'm not a science they do. I'll just go ahead and reread that, which is always so funny to me, by the way, and This is not taking anything away from this particular study, but don't you just love the studies? Who are these people that are out there studies? I'm like, I could have told you that, okay, are what's happening here? And again I didn't have it. I don't have a degree.

It's just called him in sense dogs when I've been said, this world and this house has been chaotic on too many occasions, and Daisy would hide in a bathroom, she would like do different things because she wanted to feel safe and doesn't like chaos. They know when the house is loving and safe and peaceful, and they know, Like when I was crying yesterday because Steve showed me a video of this dog, this German shepherd dog that had been on two hundred and fifty Southwest flights. I'm gonna

send this to you two. Here's another headline. Was a veteran dog that helped veterans deal with PTSD and so he would fly around and he had done two hundred and fifty flights and this was his last flight. A pilot got on the intercomm and was like, we want to give a shout out to this dog and his owner for all the service that they do with veterans, and then he got diagnosed with cancer, so it was

going to be his last flight. I'm bawling and watching this video and looking at Daisy, and then Daisy like looked at me like, wait, you're crying, and I was like, no, but it's a good cut of cry. It's just like they're so we don't deserve them. We do not deserve animals. They are just the absolute best we even have. Like say, I mean, I'm a lot more animated in my relationship with Jared than he is. I'm more animated than a

lot of people. But like all come upstairs, well, just having like either a phone call with like a stupid like somebody you know that I'm just not vibing with, or a dumb comment or like a problem with where or a problem with you know, an assistant that can't take it, not my current, you know what I mean. And so I you know, I'm explaining it to Jared and I'm like this and how he's panicking. He's jumping up on us, and we're like, we're not fighting, honey,

we're not fighting. We're good. Everything's good. And Jared's like, tell him, we're not fighting, and I'm like, I don't need to tell him we're not fighting, but like he can sense if like I'm just getting Blacko or Kuku for cocoa pops. You know, I know they're so sweet. I just learn them so much. Okay. Another, I love these headlines, by the way, and which reminds me. If you guys see any headlines that you can send off,

we would love please send them over. Okay. Erin and I have talked about this at nauseum, the tipping situation. So I lose my mind. I look waitress, our tendor. My mom was a waitress, Like I love the service industry. I love tipping the twenty percent. If you want to work harder than that, I will tip you more than that. But I'm not tipping over eighteen percent if you don't deserve it. I don't. I feel like the tip is there for a reason. Okay, And I lose my mind

on the tips already included and that additional lines. So now I have to get more. And now I'm the don't trying to get me. So I've went on this rant before about tipping. So here's you'll like this. Aaron's an over tipper, which it speaks to her generosity, but DoorDash customer slams his delivery driver for completing that is thirty percent, thirty percent, twenty percent, folks, tip was not enough because he judged him for having a nice house.

People are greedy. DoorDash customer puts his delivery driver on blast for saying that his thirty percent tip of fifteen dollars order was not enough based on his nice house. Like, Dick, what are we talking about? He give you thirty percent?

And how about like the audacity, I'll say it, the audacity to like when you order something off a delivery service and they already set the tip like to what they think it should be, and I'm like, wait a minute, i just ordered a sugarfish order that is one hundred and twenty dollars and now I'm tipping you forty dollars on a sushi delivery because it's based on the amount

of the bill. No, I'm sorry, You're not getting forty dollars on my one hundred and twenty dollars sushi, which is still stupid that I'm paying that much for a delivery service and I should just get my ass in the car and go pick it. Up, so it's eighty dollars. But the point is that is crazy town, and do not judge people because of their house one way or the other. No, be grateful, grateful. I have a headline that has happened to me where I I am being judged.

This is the second time it has happened at a certain event. We roll up and listen, I understand I am not dressing to the nines like a lot of people at this certain event where they've been planning their notfit for you know, months to come to this thing. I understand my husband may not look like you want

us to look. Anyways, I'll leave it at that. Okay, this is the second time that this has happened at a particular event, and it has nothing to do with the event because it's one of my favorite things to go to. It's just the people. No, I'm not even going to say the people that go to it, because the people that go to it and run it are awesome. But it just blows my mind that it's happened twice at this event. So we show up and the one thing I will say about my husband is I really

don't know anyone that doesn't like him. He's so fine. He's great to be around. He's so easy going. And another thing, and I think a lot of athletes like this, Jareded always says, if you want to get into a sporting event or an event, grab your cup of coffee, grab your drink, and just like put your head down and walk in, because that's what the ad. That's yeah, and my man can get in anywhere. He just walks in. He knows someone. He's great. I'll tell you what it

was interjection real quick. But we're at the wedding for When we're at the wedding for Hagen and Abbey, Hagen wanted to invite you guys because and Mike he has met Jared and you one time but from the trip, and he was like, I wanted to invite them, but I thought they might think that's weird since I don't really know them, but like I just really really liked them,

and Jared's so cool, so cool. Literally, if you don't like Jared Naron, like there's something wrong with you, like Jareded is the maby I guess, but no, you better knock that off right now. Okay, you knock it off, but anyway, awesome, go Sorry, Anyways, we roll into this event and we're very honored to go with the people that we We go with the people that put it on,

and they couldn't be nicer. So we walked in ahead of the people that in us there and walked in an area that we thought our friends were a part of. It's where we went last year. Fine. Great, I mean we're not saying we run this. We're just so excited and Jarrett loves going to this the PBR. Fine, I'll say this. I love the PPR. We're obsessed with and I'll say it. And we're very fortunate that we know the CEO and his wife and they are lovely people. And I can't wait for you to come. You went

to that, not the pep are the real one. You came to the one put on by a local group in Montana. But this is the one. Like, I'm so excited. I tried to come back. It was like seven connecting flights last year and like, yeah, it's so great. I can't wait to come next year. Ahead, I'll do a little bit of advertising for them. We just started the new Amazon show The Ride They followed the PBR, And we're so excited because we love the group, we love the writers. It's just so much. I don't think people

really understand how dangerous it is what these guys. They put their lives on the line. Anyways, we adore this event. And again we know Sean, we know Candice, They've been loved to us. So we go and Sean and Candas are entertaining all the people that they have their Jared doesn't want to miss it. He likes the prayer part. He likes the anthem, all this stuff, and the prayer is like very emotional because they pray for everybody watching over the event, but they pray for these writers that

basically could be dead in a minute. It's insanade. They're risking our lives. Absolutely. So we go and like we leave our friends and we go to the area that we went last year. We were there for two seconds looking around in this one area and this happened to us before when we went several years ago. We were stopped right away, excuse me, why are you in here being judged, being judged, thinking we are not Aaron Judge. She's not there, No Aaron Judge. I feel like, well

let me in. And we were just like, oh sorry, sorry, we're here with our friends. Well, who are your friends? And here's me wanting to go the CEO of the PBR, he runs it, you heard of him. Well, we weren't part of this group. And the woman that told on us was standing Quinna. We were there for two seconds. We weren't going to drink your alcohol. I was just

going to say, what are you doing around? Sorry, feeling exactly, and so Jared's like, oh no, no, it's all good, and like I can see her standing behind this guy. You know, they're not supposed to be here, and they can't drink out of our cooler dricks looking for their wristband the appropriate risk because we didn't have. We just we pulled our name risk yes, And I was like, sorry, we're with Sean and they're like, Sean's up there. We're like, right, love,

my party, my party is dope. Sorry, we're not part of this group. Loser. So anyways, you know, I of course can't have to get the last word in. Jared's like, come on, let's go, and I look at her and I was like, thanks, police, thank you have a great one. Well, we're right behind this group. This group couldn't have been nicer. People are turning around, congratulations on your baby. I knew that was you, but that one lady wouldn't look at me. The one then told right away put her arm up.

I kept saying, you know what, better not see you on a football sideline because I'll get the real police out there and be like, excuse me security, Like, I just don't understand. People get so uppity, and it's like, we're not trying. My husband's a professional athlete. We're not trying to come steal your alcohol. We were just in the wrong place. But it is so miss Telly Teller Sons, not the Miss Telly Teller Sins worried about it is got a little Christian dealer purse up in a little

you know, ball and like anyways, I just was so annoying. Yeah, well mine's Tristan Dior and you know, and it's fake and I still want to be there. I mean, my god, I don't know how I got on this tangent. But people that are going to tell on us being in your like, come on, I know how you got I went on this tangent. And it's a tangent that I

can I empathize with because it's that idea. It's always the bouncer at the club thinks that they have this authority and you're like, hey, the owner invited me here, rent a cop, move it out of the way, okay, Like I don't. It's like you growing up to talk to the DJ and the okay exactly, we're at the FOT seminar. This is case in point Aaron and I. Look, we like to have the harm. Were don't mean any harm. We just want to get in the mix. We want

to get involved. But like, if you want us to pay the extra twenty dollars for the VIP wristband, will pay twenty dollars. We're not looking for hands forty. Yeah, but like my god, we don't need you to like act like we do not deserve to be here. You don't belong here, Like oh my god. Okay, So whatever the tangent Delilah's was. I was going up to the DJ booth because I wanted this DJ was so great, and I walked I walked up on stage and I was like, Hey, you're amazing. Can I hire you for

this thing? Security comes and pulls me down there, like you can't be up here making requests. The only request I'm making is not for a song, although I would like to hear Whitney Houston. I will always love you the resort version, Kaigo, are you involved? But I just want to hire this guy. So, I mean, it's like, I don't know, I could go on and on about this, but I'm sorry that that happened to you, and you

know what, We're fine. No, not like that, but it just like it also ruins the experience because I'm the same way as you. Hence the whole now it's fine. The whole night just fixated on how I'm going to get back at this broad and you know what I need to do. Steve always encourages me to do this. I need one day where I only say positive things. I'm not allowed to say anything negative, even if I'm having the worst day ever, and I'm going to be

like killer with kindness. I security. But so her friend kept coming up to me and was like, we're so happy for you. You're so beautiful. I said her friend, sorry about your friend. Your friend really got upset and then I said I could see oh yeah, and Jersey please come on. And then I said, our friend runs

the show. I was like, please tell me that's the Jerry Jones of the PBR down there, because I mean the way we were just treated for five seconds, and my friend goes, I'm the Jerry Jones at the PBR, and I was like, you're the Robert Craft of the PBR. I'm Roger Goodell. Oh my god, that's so good. The problem is that you and I and I'm sure that

there's people listening that feel the same way. Where like then you just fixate on something, Yeah, wait where I don't know where we were, because that could just keep me going for hours. Just be nice to people because you don't in the end know who they are. And like, here's the thing. We weren't causing you any harm. We weren't. Sorry, Okay, So I want to open this up because I'm very curious to hear what our wonderful listeners think. So I

like going back to dogs. Dogs are going to dominate a lot of this podcast, So Willison, Daisy, I need them to go to the groomers on the regular. I love my dogs, but I don't want my house to smell like a dog. I don't want to like have them in the car and it smell like there's hair everywhere. Right. I agree. I wish in like my next life, these dogs didn't have hair and they were like the doodle

or whatever that like hypoallergetic that didn't shed. But they do, and I just need them to be cleaned at all times. So I go to the groomers. Daisy hates going, what dog really does like going. They're there, I get a call from the groomers. They're like, oh, it's going to be an additional eighty because for the d shedding. Now mind you, this is they've already canceled on me the two weeks before because the girl that was supposed to clean them got sick. Okay, it happens. You don't have

anyone else that can clean the dog. And I have to go to this one place because Daisy's been kicked out at the other place because she's too aggressive because she doesn't like getting cleaned, so she's bit someone at the cleaner place. Not one place in town that I can go to. So now they've canceled the appointment. I

have to wait. These dogs are even dirtier, and I'm getting a call that I have to pay eighty dollars more, and I go, well, I wouldn't have had to pay eighty dollars more for the d shedding if you guys hadn't canceled on me two weeks ago. She goes, okay, let me talk to the owner. She fits me on hold, She gets back on hold. She goes, well, no, unfortunately, we can't give you the eighty dollars off because that

girl was sick, and so it's not our faulty. There I go, but it's my fault now that the dog's on here getting so many rules, so many So now I'm paying eighty dollars more. So now you know, here we go. I'm going to pick up the dogs. They're finally done. Where is she? Where is she? I go go ahead, I go can I talk to the owner? Here we go? Right, It's like, can't fuck you know, they can't let it go. Cannot let it go, Melissa. Nope. So she comes out and I was like, I need

you to walk me through this. I was like, I'm paying and I come here regularly. I need you to walk me through. Why I have to pay the eighty dollars more? Why is it fair? So now we're already in it. So at this point, the other woman's brought the dogs out. I forgot the leashes in the car because all I'm fixated on is talking to Karen the manager. Right forty dollars. Yeah, So now I'm buying a leash

because I have to walk them out with leashes. So now I'm over at the Kiosk buying the leather leash that I don't need so I can wrap around both dogs because I'm not going to buy two leashes because i have to get these dogs out of here. Willis takes off and I'm like, where the hell did he go? As I'm yelling at Karen the manager, he's taking a shit in the corner, diarrhea all over the lobby well, probably because he had to be back there so long for the d shedding. He had to go to the bathroom.

He's trying to hold it for so long. So now they're like, oh my god, he's pooping everywhere the lobby is just grenade went off, and not just for me yelling at Karen. The Manager's now charging you're the cleanup crew. I'm on the ground. I'm on the ground clean She goes all clean up. I go, no, I'll clean it up. As I'm like, so, tell me again about why I'm paying eighty dollars more as I'm scooping up the diarrhea.

At this point, another client has walked in the door with his dog, so guess where Daisy goes out the door. All of a sudden, the guy goes, oh, no, the dog got out. I go my dog got out. I'm running out of the place. Willis is in and rolling around in his own shit, even though he just got clean. Daisy's out in the middle of the street, and Karen's like, it'll be one hundred and twenty dollars now at the leash,

and I'm like, okay, this is no house. You're falling off, falling off, So I'm definitely not gonna I can't now, I can't go anywhere. I'm gonna get kicked out of this groomer. I'm telling you, I got nowhere left to go. I'm gonna be washing these dogs in the driveway like we used to do with our cars. Did anyone get video of this? This sounds like very I hope the surveillance did, because they're gonna they're gonna show the police. Cod somebody call the police. It's highway robbery. I mean,

Daisy's in the Highway. It was such a shit show. So when you're us a message on the on our text chain and I was like, you're like having this beautiful day and how he's frolicking like in the the daffodils and you're like working out, and I was like, well, this is what I'm doing right now, and fuck, I'm like such a shit show. But anyway, did you have to pay the eighty bucks? Fuck? Yeah, I had to

pay the eighty dollars. And then I was like I know, and I'm like, and then they're never gonna want me to come back there with that diarrhea and that freaking don't say diarrhea. Let's also lose that word. No one ever wants to hear. The full just went to the bathroom. I think is enough. My girlfriend, our girlfriend Sam, she says, rita, she's got the rita. Stop what. I don't know now. I kind of like that it's better, got the rita. Oh no, I could actually see her saying that. That's great.

So that's a story about your kids. Let me give a new segment and we'll have to call things that I learned this week from my Nannyah. Thank god y and her amazing quote that went with this. Jared and Dinner said, are you okay if Aaron uses these quotes? She said, I don't care. Amazing, so great Willis has taken a dump in the in the dreamer has taking a dump in his pants, and so I was like, all right, my guy doesn't like to be changed. We kind of we kind of scream our head off a

little bit. So it's kind of like you gotta go dine and dash, you know, change and dash. You gotta hurry up, so the screaming stops. So Jared's holding nast part of wire. Yep, get it all ready. So this was a big one. It was a big dump, and I you know, you gotta quickly. All right, here we go. Here's the drill. Here's what she has taught us. She goes, I'm gonna get you. Wait, I wrote it down your first wife. You want to smear that shit down. Yep,

that's one of the things she said. Okay, okay, quotes by Aaron Andrews the mother She's amazing. So she was saying, you're gonna get the most used out of that one diaper, and I'm going to help you with it. And so okay, so here we go open it up. Wow, you've made a mess. You're gonna take the first part of the diaper that's right under his belly, and you're gonna wipe him down, so you get that first bit of crap and then you fold it, she said, like a sandwich.

My problem is when I was doing it and he was screaming his head off, I grabbed his ankles like a chicken, and I went to go pull him up, and Jared's holding him with the pacifier, and there was stuff all on his little bomb and back, so it was like doing it. I heard Jared go whoa, and I go. Afterwards, I go, was that really aggressive? He goes he it was kind of on his neck, and I said, I said to her nanny, how do I had pulled him up? So you pulled him up so

much that he's like this, oh ye back okay. I heard his dad go whoa, and I literally go to her, I go, what do I do? And she goes, he don't need to be he doesn't need to be a flying chicken. I've seen those circ disola positions before. He's not old enough for that yet. When she said that at the dinner table, I started crying. She said, first, your first wipe is your diaper, and you want to smear that ship down, so you know, I'm too. Oh my god, the delayed positions, I know, the baby, Oh

my god, it's so great. I can't only I'm making this a new segment what Aaron has learned this week. So now you're now getting more proficient in the dirty diapers. Now what does our sweet gal say? Because this was always the thing for me? Where and the diaper making sure that the little elastic bands on the outside, like rule number one, that those aren't like tucked in because that's why they have to be out, so that Leggy's yeah, like making sure that they are half them out, almost

like fluffy panties, like come here fluffing out. The other thing is another thing, panties. Are you wearing fluffy? Fluffy? Another thing we learned is you want them to wear bigger diapers so you don't have those blowouts. When you have this all our diapers, that's when your crap is getting everywhere. Okay, okay, again, these are all things I am learning weekly daily by our savior. Oh my god, I love that You're I love it makes me, It

makes my heart so happy. Like every time I see you or you send a picture, I'm just like it's happening. Like we've talked about this for so long, and like be happening, happening. I'm so I just love it so much,

it like warms my heart. Domine was over here yesterday and we were just talking about like seeing you in that way like makes us so no because it's like you know, and then you're always going to be you, but just there's like this like softness about you now because of like your mom Aaron, that's there's no softness when I don't I know, yeah, there's no softness when I grab his ankles and pull him up and his dad's like whoa, and I'm like sorry, sorry, keep him

off his head. He wasn't learning. No, I'll tell you who's off with her head is the woman at the freaking groom. Replace all right, sister, I love you. Our time is jelly. Guys, thank you for listening. If you have any headlines, I saw this headline and then we can't get into it because we have to go. Identical twin guys married identical twin sisters and they had a baby. Well not together. They eat toasted. Yea, that's Insanta Tey

insane today. Yeah, if anyone knows twins that married twins, And I mean, like I need, I need more information on this, and like also like is there any stories? This is some pregame questions like have you ever dated a twin? Or like I like, I'm violdly entertained. I never, I've never. No, I've never dated a twin, but like Glazers always with like his you know, his soon to be wife, and then they with a twin. It's like and then they look and I'm like, how is this all?

Where I have so many questions about or like have you I don't know. I just that's gonna be some of my topics for next week because I'm interested. Also a tease for next week. Remember the story about the neighbor that Dick had neighbor of mine and the fence moving the fence like three inches. Guess what, folks, we got new neighbors and oh boy, is it a s They sold the house. Oh no, they couldn't sell the house because it's a shitty house. But we've got renters

in there. And oh boy, do rare form? Oh no, better, anything's better than what was there before? Those other people were just the builders and they whatever. Steve is in a rare form with these neighbors. I mean, it's getting real weird and so I can't wait to talk about it. I love you, guys. Submit all questions concerned headlines, and I will be out of office for the next seven days, so I won't be responding to any rate. Goodbye. Read the reply. Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a

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