So you know what's happening in those four days.
I'm either blown it out thinking this is the end of my life, or I'm in a fetal position We're not sure, or you know it well and we'll get to it at some point. You go and meet your friends at Dan Tana's, get blackout drunk, and then decide to do other things, have the spins and vomit at night. Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. Oh yeah, are we all? Hey? Hey girl, Hey, welcome to Calm Down. You know one thing we didn't talk about.
We wanted to recap really quick because you were there the Bellmont. Oh my god. In the final result? You okay, how was it your first horse race? You've ever worked? Correct? First horse race I've ever worked, As you know, I've been to an innumerable amount of them, and thank you. You're so cute, which just a sidebar here, there's nothing better than a supportive girlfriend like truly, and you know how much I love you and appreciate you.
But look a million different sporting events, but.
Every time I see you on TV, I'm like, oh, like I guys, never seen you before, and it was so cute and little how how like she Aaron did something very sweet on our Calm Down Instagram. If you are not a participant, please do you know for all the content subscribe like and whatever.
But anyways, it was very sweet. I had the best time.
It was one of those things that I have always wanted to work one and Fox now has the Belmont six for the next ten years, so I was so excited. Got to see mutual friends. Of course that Anna and introduced me to the wonderful Phipps family, so that was fun to see them, and it just it's so much fun in horse racing, as evidence by the winner, arch Angelo, who wasn't the favorite. He wasn't in fact the bear
and I talked about it on the gambling segment. He was like, I don't see any upside here, but there is always a chance. Well, this is why we love sporting events, because there's always a chance. And there was so many subplots within this horse. So this is a horse that its owner had to supplement the entry fee because he didn't even get into photes to get into
the Belmont. Then of course you had the jockey Jenna Antonucci, the first ever woman to win a Triple Crown race, So yay, I love the quote that you put up and if you don't get a seat at the table, you make your own table, and like, just awesome's here. And then also you had Javier Castellano, who was the jockey who was zero to fourteen in Belmont races.
He lives five minutes down the road.
He had just won the Derby, so he bookended the two Triple Crown races. But he was like, yes, of course it's amazing to win the Derby, but the Belmont he's like, my kids go to school and they think like their dad's not a good jockey because they have I haven't won the Belmont. So for him to win that, it was just so special, like all facets of it.
It's why we love sporting events.
It's why I've always loved horse racing because again, on any given Sunday in quotes, or any day Saturday in this particular case, anyone can win, and it's just magical. And those horses are so and like I know there's all the subtexts and it's not worth getting into, but saying those horses are so magical and they are treated so amazing, and they are just the greatest athlete, Secretary. It was the fiftieth anniversary. Can I take a breath?
I get very excited to talk about this fiftieth anniversary of Secretariat's run, which still is the second most memorable sporting event, right behind Wilt Chamberlain's hundred point game. So I don't know.
When people are like, oh, horses aren't athletes.
Oh you tell me, you freaking tell me that the record that is held up for fifty years and will never be broken, in my opinion, hasn't even come close to being broken. I just loved it. And by the way, is the race. I could go on and on. The race is over, Caesa, wrap it up. It was great, you know, I have to be honest. I watched the derby quite a bit. I was interested in the belmont A because Fox had it. Wanted to be supportive. Was so excited to see you and Chris Alika on set.
Wanted to hear what you were talking about. I don't know a lot about it. I know our friends, like you mentioned the Phipps family are obviously huge. How would you say, in the horsing world figures in the horsing world, but they are icons. They have a race named after them. They are like, yeah, gold Standard, love them so much. But I I enjoyed watching the coverage. It was great.
But yeah, I mean we've talked about it before. It's not that we're not raw raw into females, but it's like, you know, we kind of put our head down, go to work and do our thing. You got to be able to kind of gel and it's not like we're not like votes for women and all that stuff. But something really spoke to me on Sunday, her reaction, her screaming for him to run, I mean it got me emotional.
Her post race interview where she made that comment about the seat at the table, she dropped I think an F bomb where she was like, you know, she either said that or shit or something, and it was just and then the gentleman at the desk with Kurt had said, look, this is a male dominated sport. It just it spoke to me. It was fucking awesome. I loved it. I
loved it so much. It was and all you have to do to point to I don't know a women's supporting women is our friendship and this podcast there's no one that wants to support women more than what you do. But I know what you're saying. Where sometimes like we get in the sports that we cover, in covering the NFL, like yeah, male dominated headlines, but we are the number. I am so frickin' happy to cheer for women who make history in any respective sport and for her to
do that, and just I can't imagine how she feels. Yeah, and by the way, you know how we've done this before. It's a little bit of like everyone, go yourself. I do belong at your table and my own that I've excited to make off the side. So yes, thank you for your support. It was really fun, great, so much happening, so our last podcast, so fun to get back in the mix. We had a bunch of stuff that we weren't able to talk about because there's so much time
in the day. One of the big headlines was scanned of all. I know, we're like a week late, everyone's already had their take on it, but you go, you.
Are into it from the beginning.
I finally am all caught up your thoughts, big picture and let's dive in. Look. I was, I will say it. I was shook after the final reunion episode and my former hair colorist friend Justin Anderson. If you don't subscribe to his ig page, please do. He broke it down perfectly for everyone that watched that final reunion show and said, wait, I thought there was a big surprise. What's the big deal?
What are you talking about? He put it like this, He felt like, Raquel sat there, Rachel, I will call her. Rachel sat there, watched the interview, watched how this group of friends basically ganged up on her, not ganged up, stuck up for Ariana and said, you shouldn't have done it. I was shocked how she wasn't emotional. I've seen her Andy Connor or Rache. Rachel may have been medicated. I think you had to have been, because she just didn't
even tear up. Well. Then they cut to, obviously the final parts where then she's admitting to having sex in their house, doing it after a funeral, having sex multiple times. Yeah, for people not to think that shocking and you already knew it. I don't know what world do you live in.
It's gross.
The thing that got me the most was the T shirt comment that Tom said about having sex with Ariana with her T shirt on and how hot it was after she's been so upfront throughout the entire show about having body insecurities. Who doesn't, by the way, and if you don't all have some of what you're having, that's crazy. So I just it was a lot. I couldn't sleep that night, it was so much. It is incredible how everyone has kind of rallied around this cast and they're
supporting Ariana. And I think, you know, I said it before on our pregame show. I think Sandoval, whoever was supporting in him, he lost everyone when he made the T shirt comment. It got me in the chest, man, it just got me. You go, Okay, So a couple things on this and backing up, I am never someone to throw rocks in a glasshouse. I've spent I would like to believe most of my life being very transparent
about things I've done right, things I've done wrong. And so backing up on like the cheating stuff, like I've been cheated on, I've cheated and like recently had a revelation where my ex boyfriend of almost a decade to go randomly called me and we caught up on stuff and he like fully admitted because this was a guy who's gonna marry, like he had reached out to my mom, like showed the wedding ring. We were in Hawaii, I intercepted text finding out that he was cheating on me.
I left Hawaii devastated, thinking like this was my guy, but the reality was like I had already cheated on him, thinking he was going to cheat on me, which is a whole other conversation for another day.
And I would love.
To take this to the streets because I was in a relationship where I knew, like I shouldn't ever marry this guy, and I thought, maybe not to draw complete parallels, but like we were together for whatever four or five years at the time, Arianna's with Tom for ten years.
Whatever it is, relationships get stagnant, they get stale.
We get it. You're not banging on like, you know, every fricking five seconds. Everything's not sexy, Like maybe you get a little complacent. And her honesty about like their own relationship, well, that happens to everyone's relationship at some point.
You have to work at it.
And my mom and dad like talk about it all the time. They've been married for forty something years. You still have to date your partner, Okay, So staying on track here with the story is that it was nice to have the conversation a decade later with my ex boyfriend who had cheated on me and I had cheated on him in fear that he would cheat on me, because there's always vulnerability in a relationship, and like I look back on that as being like, oh, I was
so scorn. Well I was the fucking asshole too, like we both were doing something wrong. I think why this situation resonated so much with the general public. And again, I love a reality TV show, but I'm not like all in every week. I don't have like appointment viewing, but I think this one really like hit home with people because a of the friendship I albeit fake or not with this Rachel chick, Like that's your best friend.
Like that would be like if you and I.
Had You're sleeping with my boyfriend ten years old, I'm sleeping yeah exactly, and then finding out and also too then when you watch back all the episodes and like dressing up is her for Halloween and Arian is like I helped you pick it that costume, like the lightning yeah, yeah, the light the necklaces, all this stuff.
So it's just you feel so.
Like, not only are you embarrassed that your boyfriend cheated on you, but now it's with your best friend. And now to your point, the Rachel chick call whatever her real name is, she's not even showing any remorse. No, like she must have been on something because to your point, like I cry if I hurt your feelings, even inadvertently, I'm like, I'm so sorry because I care about you. If you really care about someone, you should show some emotion.
And I just I don't know. I felt for her on every arian I felt for her on every level. But by the way, in the end, good fucking riddance, Like all due respect to the ex boyfriend that called me, I don't want to be with you and you don't want to be with me. Ten years later, like trust that everything happens for a reason, and this chick arian is going to be so much better off in the end. And to La LA's Lala needed to relax little. She was like acting like she had been cheated on. I
was like, Laala, you just sit down, like stop. But that's the thing where it's like in the end, this Ariana, like like I know her is going to be better off and kudos.
For her the way she handled it. I watched the Handle Today show. She was so classy.
Has handled it like I would have been a crazy bitch on that reannew show. I would have like I would have had to get security out there to like hold me back from wanting to punch this girl. Fuck how they sat in their seats is beyond me. I've never heard anyone say go at yourself with the cheese grater. He was like, Wow, that's a good one. I've never heard that one before. No, she did a very very
good job. Also, Schwartz putting his head in his hands when Sandoval said the T shirt comment, and he's like, dude, I also think white nail polish should be banned forever anywhere, which because I love white polish. Ruined it. He's ruined mustaches, he's ruined nail polish. I'll tell you what I love.
I love a little monetary retribution when Ariana has like seventeen ads and I'm like, good for fucking you, you know what, like lemon made out of lemons in that situation, because something bad happens and you turn that frown upside down and turn that bank account balance up, so I agreed. My final thought is I heard La La say, I think on watch what happens now? She said, you know, I do hope she's getting help. But I don't think that reality TV is for her. Meaning Rachel, I think
so too. I don't think she has the mental capacity for this to sit there with that. I think she's a Oh well, of course she is. Give her a cocktail and she says the craziest stuff. I mean she is. She's a Dancing with the Stars dream, she's a bachelor dream, she's a vander Pump dream. But I mean, girl, I know, at some point, why are you setting your life on fire?
Yeah, that's where you need someone that cares about.
Take those tags off that dress? We're with the tags on? Was she returning at tags where she was getting undressed in front of him? This is what I'm telling you. I want to talk about this later. Where were the top for the kids? She was getting undressed and yeah, they zoomed in and she had the tags right on. Well, I hope they don't return that. We know what the return policy is on those things. Return to send her for her exact friendship.
No, but she's a.
Producer's dream By the way those producers got her to say anything they wanted. They kept like crobing.
She was not hard to get.
Also, I don't believe there were tears in the blue dress. I don't when she had that blue dress on with the hair and a fitting by the way, wow, no tears. Whenever we keep doing this, we're not crying. You're not frying. I mean, we've seen ugly criers. This girl is one. Kim k owns it. Ugly crier. You're not crying enough. You're not crying crying. I'm crying.
You need a stylist, that is rude. You need more than a stylus. Yeah, there's just a lot.
I just think sometimes though, like it's so ridiculous.
We oh, I felt better about this Jessica Chastain sidebar.
When I was in New York, I had a night free, so I got to go into the city and I saw her in a doll's house. Holy. I have loved Jessica Chastain ever since I saw her in Molly's Game Again. Everything goes back to gambling for me. The story of Molly Bloom incredible. Her performance was and I don't know why Jessica Chastain doesn't get more credit from the actress that she is.
She's phenomenal. Anyway, I didn't know much.
About you obsessed, Like Julia is my number one Julia Roberts. You know, she's on a pedestal untouchable. It's like the Michael Jordan but like the one A is Jessica Chastain. She is.
It put her in any situation and the way her performance in this play was unreal. But anyways, she was saying, and this makes me feel better.
She's like Juliard trained, like very like sophisticated. They had asked her. I think it was on Everything comes back to the Today Show. Apparently Today, Today, Tomorrow and yesterday. They had said, like, well, how do you get away? You play these like very emotional roles and like they're so heavy, Like what do you do to get away
from it? She's like, I love Bravo, and like that's what makes me feel better because sometimes in like our life, when we're just dealing with like heavy shit, whether it's stuff we've went through anything professionally, sometimes it's nice to just be like, give me a good fucking scandalal situation. Not an expense of Arianna, but give me something like that to escape my fists and then also be like, you know what, our life is pretty good it is
now anyways, go down. Jared's never watched the show. I mean he's seen snippets. He knows Jack's has been at King's games before, like stuff like that. But I made him watch the one episode where it all came out and shit hit the fan. I'm like, you gotta wash this. He had never seen it before, and you know, he was like, this is so sad, like the comment she made, I would have followed you anywhere. Oh that was so sad.
We were walking the dog later on that night and we were just he just sat out loud, babe, if you're ever unhappy like that with me, will you just tell me? And I know he communications the best, and he goes, it's like Sheena said, He's like quoting it like Maya Angela. He goes, it's like Shena said, I mean, do you even know? She right up there? Martin Luther King Junior, JFK By Angelo and Sheena Jarrett what a cutie.
You know what?
Where's Charie Rachel did? Oh you're real crying, real tears.
Oh that's too funny.
I'll tell you what's not funny doctor stuff. We both have a few doctor stories to tell. Now. I will preface this by saying, I love my caregivers. I love my general practitioner, I love my n that you're right, you're I love my bed handholder. But I do help up to my.
God.
Speaking of that, so I will I know you have a story. I was trying to be really proactive. My dad in twenty twenty before COVID had a massive heart attack. My dad is so healthy. He's a vegetarian, he works out every single day. We found out my dad had coronary artery disease, had no clue of it. Unfortunately, it's genetic. So I really want to stay on top of it. And I just went and had a full physical last week. Did the blood, did all the things, did an ekg.
I'm just proud of you for doing you. I just went and everything came back great. I just went to an imaging center this morning to go actually see my arteries, how my arteries are doing. Because my dad before he had his heart attack, coincidentally, he went to the doctor and they were like, your cholesterol is great. Boom. He suffers from this, so I wanted to see if there was any blockages, right, and if there are, you go on medication. Blah blah blah. It's genetic. I want to
like make sure we're good. So I go today and the two things about the test five minutes long. It's in a really really nice building. But as you know, everything here in La takes forty five minutes to an hour and a half to get to so there was some time. You can't drink coffee before, which was real bummer, and you can't work out, so I'm like in a mood and need caffeine. I get there, show up five minutes great, so excited to get coffee afterwards. Call my dad,
call my sister, tell my husband. I'm like, this place was awesome. I highly recommend it. Super clean, great, easy, five minutes. Good to go. Running some errands earlier. All of a sudden, I get a call from the imaging center. Hey, so the doctor wanted me to call you. We need you to come back today for further images. I'm like, talk about like heart stop, I start getting chest pains.
I go, I'm out of red light. I'm driving by the way, and I said, can I ask why we need you to come in right now today for images, and I'm like, holy shit, my dad's gonna shit. This is really bad. So I just said, can I speak to someone asaph? Yeah, hold on, hold five second. I can't feel my arms, I can't feel my legs. I'm testing my deodorant. It's a thing. Yeah, she's busy. We're going to call you back. Red light. I could have been arrested for texting at the red light. I text
my doctor. I'm like, hey, apparently, can you get in on this? Yep, fine, in on it. Supervisor calls me back. I'm hello, Hi, Yes, I just came in. You guys need more? Am I? Okay? Do you need my doctor? Now?
You think you're dying at this point?
Dying? I'm so glad I did not call my dad, my dad saying final goodbyes. Yeah, I'm the worst case. Ye right, forget having like coffee or working out to get your heart rate up. Just call me and say you need extra imaging and come right now. So, sorry to bother you. Our computer accidentally erased your images. We just need to take some new ones. So why don't we just say that on the phone when we call
you the first time? Well, I mean, obviously I'm not into the although I'd love a picture retake day in elementary, in this particular case, I do not love a retake. But why don't we say that on the phone so you're not having a heart attack, that your arteries are fine, but they cause the heart attack with this.
See Okay?
Well good, because so Erin and I have a thing on Monday when we record our podcast, I try not to talk to you ahead of time because I want first reaction results. Everything that happened. I was late getting on because my freaking computer I needed updates seven hundred.
And fifty five for Chrome. We know how that happens.
But I got on and I had said, like, oh, I just got a call from the fertility clinic. Same kind of thing so I have, which will be a story for another day. It's too long to get into now Teas and the biz. I had an appointment at the fertility clinic to do some stuff.
Me we get it.
Yeah, they called, They're supposed to. I'm so I called back. Today I leave my yoga class, I'm all zen, I'm like, you know what I'm going to go through my to do exactly. I'm feeling great, I'm like, so productive. Now, mistake, no mistake, Yeah, let me go down, let me see. Oh that's right, I said I need to call and follow up on that. So I called and I'm like, kai, yeah, I was supposed to get a call from the nurse giving the results of the test that was done last week.
And she goes like this, hold on, you know what should date of birth comes back on after the five minute hold and that causes anxiety. It does wait for any sort of results. I don't care if I wasn't tested for some life threatening disease. I've diagnosed myself with it, So get on and tell me. I'm fine.
This one's in a deep dive Google.
I'm not as hysterical with that kind of stuff, but she's making me feel like I should be sometimes.
So I'm sitting there, la la la. She comes back on.
She's like, ooh, actually we're gonna have to have the nurse call you.
Oh what do you mean.
I'm like, it's a Larry David episode like ooh like she's not here or ooh, you're never going to have a kid, Like what's that? You very different as this exactly, And I'm like, well, can you just give me an idea of what this is about.
She's like, no, it's also this. Oh yeah, what's the team? Yeah, so she's just the nurse.
So the nurse is going to have to explain explain that's also the the nurse is going to.
Have to explain this to you.
Well, who are you the operator? Who?
Because what I mean, my good I didn't.
Press zero for the front desk, actually pressed the rate to talk to a nurse and you're answering the phone line. Can you shift me over to room service because I'd like to order something there too?
What hotline is this? And they call it a triage system.
I don't need to tell you about the freaking nine hundred times that you've had to wait online there. Oh yeah, you've.
Implemented a trioch.
I need to hate the music. I hate them, hate them that make me anyways, So I'm sitting here, I don't have an answer. The nurse is still trying to call me, no miss calls from that, and I don't know, so uh yeah, let's let's not have the uh uh results. Give me an indication. Just tell me right now if this is going to be a great day or a really shitty day. Because I'd like to deal with it. Some things you never do. Breathe through your teeth, do the ooh, and uh, you need to come in right
away for new results. Let me get the supervisor on the phone and put you on a five minute hold and then have them call you back. Hey, guys, it can't be this hard. We went to school for our jobs. We're not saving lives over here. It can't be that hard. Is it that hard? The only thing that's worse than what I dealt with today and what you don't.
Oh, there's a lot of things worse.
I'm not trying to be hysterical here, but what I'm saying is, yeah, for all intentsive purposes of saying like messages left by nurse is to actually leave a message on my voicemail. Hi, this is the nurse from the California Fertility Partner place or insert here and say we have a problem. Can you give us a call back? A problem? And now you're closed on weekends? Oh yeah, I gotta wait till Monday, and Monday is a holiday. I got Tuesday. I got three days to sit on
this information, and no one is answering me. And there's no late night hotline, no buck. So you know what's happening that those four days. I'm either blown it out thinking this is the end of my life or I'm in a fetal position. We're not sure, but you know it well, and we'll get to it at some point. You go and meet your friends at Dan Tana's, get blackout drunk, and then decide to do other things, have the spins and vomit at night. We'll get to that
one after the break. That is a story that will definitely be told on this podcast, because when you're told that you're gonna get really big reservation and they're not giving it to you for another twenty four hours, well that gives us a lot of time for some nonsense. I'll tell you another time. No, we're not out of it. This is another one. This isn't the fertility clinic that you and I go to, now, this is a former one that I went to. Here's a real doozy as well.
And I wrote this when we were taking our little hiatus from the podcast that I wanted to bring it up. I love the old You know, when you freeze your eggs, you have storage fees, So I obviously had transferred everything to a new fertility clinic. I'm getting the old thousand dollars bill from the old clinic saying I still owe them money, and I'm like, why, I don't have anything there unless you're telling me I have something there and
you haven't told me. They have billed me three times, and I've tried to call them and ask them, why are you billing me? Do you still have I have something of mine and you're not telling me about it, not something of yours, the most important thing that you could have in your entire life as a woman. Story exactly. Yeah, this isn't the public storage with that. We're holding some boxes from college. Oh no, miss, you're just on a
reoccurring payment and we forgot to take it off. Forgot to take off the thousand dollars payment every time it's up. It is crazy, what's going on? Bottom line? You have to be your own advocate, well, or you have caretakers like Aaron has, so her caretakers are making sure that she's well tended to.
But no, you do. You do need to be your own patient advocate.
But I'll say this and then put this conversation to bed and yeah, pin and it dropped the pin. It's better than what I had, because I'm the asshole who loses her fucking amex every other day. The woman at the coffee shop today, not this one, this is the green juice, but the coffee shop over here. Look that has the condensation from the coffee from god knows what time.
Look at that condensation. Ah, he was a coaster. She had to run out of the coffee place today giving me my card because I had left it in the little dul too. So I had my AMEX for the reoccurring charges for freezing those bad boys, and thank god, thank god, they actually left a message that didn't seem like I was dying, and they're like, oh, I would like to update your credit card. Can you imagine all any of the eggs that I have are completely unthought because this girl's credit card.
I've had to hearing about that three am.
I got. Everybody that's done IVF has had fears, Oh my god, if I paid for the storage fee abs of preaking lutely I've had those from three to four am multiple times in my life, which is why I'm getting my heart chat.
Well, I'm really really proud of you to bring this back.
I am you. You have opened up my eyes with so many different things health wise. I definitely procrastinate on things like that and I should do them. So I'm going to go do all the things you did too, because there's nothing like being proactive. And we know from different people in our lives how important that is to get out in front of those things. We've got about five minutes left and I just have to bring this back real quick and end on a note of levity.
Erin before we got on here was like I burned my face from a curling eron video on TikTok. Please explain what is going on right now? That doesn't look good, babe. Well, yeah, it's not. So we all know. Back in the day when we were curling our bangs and all that, I would even curl the hair back here and burn myself on the side of my head, on the top of my forehead. Everyone would think it's a hickey. This, my friend, is not a hickey. So my husband went to Europe
for the last week to work on hockey stuff. Came back, but I went down the road of TikTok. I don't have an account, I where has an account and all those things. But I wouldn't know how to edit a video if I went back to the University of Florida Journalism college. Can't do it. Not happening, But it is pretty interesting, and my girlfriend Lauren is like, I spend
hours on it, like it's crazy. Instead of television. I just put in the search beachy waves because I do my own hair on the road, and I was like, I gotta get rid of this hairdo, Like what am I doing on the sideline?
So we got hair, amazing hair do.
Okay, you do have some curly tendrils. She'd like to talk about that, a cascading like mine down the my face.
I tried.
And my hair girl, hate Kylie, who does my hair for a lot of shoots. She doesn't travel with me because I'm a diva and a bitch. No, that just sounded crazy. She I do my own hair for games and features, and so I was like, I got to try something else. So I was looking at all these young girls and their tutorials and all the things, and
the twist, the twist, the twists. We yesterday we went to go run some errands and I was like, I'm gonna do this beachy wave thing for Jared WHOA got really too excited burn the crop out of my face. When I did it, I didn't think it would leave a mark. We were having lunch and Jared goes, how's that burn on your face doing? I'm like, it's really hot, Like remember when you did this shit in high school? Yeah? No, I did it actually at a very inopportunity time in
my life. And I can't mention it because of an NBA, but it was on my That should have been my first thought to run from the thing I had to go to because I got a huge, massive burd mark on my neck. But yeah, look like a hickey. I need to go back to this. You're adorable. Did you just say you wanted to do your hair for Charrett before you went to run errands. Well, we went to run errands and have an afternoon lunch.
Okay, you're so cute. So I gotta tell you this.
I fully got ready today after yoga, I put on I dried my hair.
I didn't do a beechy wave. I use that con air thing right now.
I have my extension back in And if anyone hasn't used this before, I didn't learn this off TikTok. I just use that con air thing that's like a it's like a blow drive. It's probably from like the eighties, but it works great. Fully got ready and put makeup on, and I was like running around town like just you know, doing different things, calling the Fertility of clinic, and I'm like, why am I fully ready? I'm not going in anywhere after this. I'm not doing anything. I'm doing a podcast.
I feel like that sometimes.
Well that was just it.
I was like, you need to not be in workout clothes after your workout and like make it empty and put some saddy exactly.
But then this is what I do.
I come right back home and throw my hair up and throw a T shirt on, and I need to make more of an effort. But you're adorable for doing that. And the TikTok conversation is not over because I need to know what the whole hysteria. It's probably better off that I'm not on it. It is because I don't want to. I ended up the other day watching a Kristin Cavalry makeup tutorial. No offense against Kristin, but on this is on Instagram. Why do I care what color
lipliner you're using? Kristin I don't. I don't give two shits what color lipliner and you're using. That's an Instagram situation. So if you give me TikTok and beachy waves, I'm going to be there all day the things I can find on TikTok and I feel like my parents who are just discovering their phones and like YouTube and all this stuff. I mean, what the kids have on leash on TikTok is ray. So I obviously was trying for a beachy wave that, as you can tell, went so, well,
how am they treating this? Can we put a neo scorin on this or what are we doing? Don't touch it? I know it's bad, So that's happening. There are makeup tutorials. I have tried new skims products because of it. But let me tell you the biggest thing I've searched on this thing and I don't even know how this ended up on my damn feed. Maybe because they know I'm psycho. I've always had a bit of a crime murder investigation.
You're a very big dateline kind of gal, but yep, I can't follow with dateline unless I start from the beginning. But all of a sudden things have started to come on my feed, like the story in New Mexico of the nineteen year old that claims she was a virgin but all of a sudden gave birth in the hospital and then tied the newborn up in a waste paper can and then she's I mean. Jared came home from Europe and he goes, hey, what have you been up
to watch anything? And I was like, yeah, yeah, this crime thing on TikTok, I said, I've got all the footage from the depositions, from the housekeeper who found the baby, to the doctor, to the mother who like, wasn't even a national baby dare.
Or just on TikTok. Yes, what am I missing here?
Today? I was driving home before I got the notification that I needed more hard tests, obviously telling my mom, Mom, did you know about this story in New Mexico? I saw it on TikTok. My mom was like, what are you talking about? Then I found out this other story about a twelve year old that had stabbed her six
year old brother. Like I'm watching nine footage all on TikTok from me making cupcakes, beach waves and murder lions and tigers and bears sounds like an afternoon well, it sounds like you know what Ttorial and speaking of makeup have about me texting Carson yesterday from makeup.
I said, hey, would you mind sending me the makeup that you like?
This is the adorable twelve year old Yeah, who sends me a text this long?
God bless her of all of the products, because I'm sure you have a good mass scara. But I also suggest this one.
I said, this is so helpful by the way, me going online guest or immediately talk carsas we're gonna make a cartle thing for her. She's twelve, she speaks like a thirty five year old because she learns from TikTok. She asked me about my skincare routine when I was in the Bahamas with her a couple months ago. I said, exqueeze me my skincare routine. What are you talking about?
She's so cute I can't handle. Well, maybe you turn to her next time for beach waves and you keep the TikTok out of your hand, in the curling iron out of your life because this needs a rake. We're kind of tips.
Did she give you hold on? Oh my leave no kind of tips.
This is let me just give you a quick little snippet to get a nice tan look for the daytime, but also needs forty SPF. Is the glow screen. You have many shades, but I prefer the Golden Hour shade. She's twelve. Last, but not least for lip gloss. I add absolutely all caps love the door lip oil in shade pink or universal clear. She's twelve. Your e KG is clear, but my brain scan isn't because my mind was blown after that text message. Look at this little
cutie full on tips and tricks. Who need to tell when you want? Carson Phipps, Yeah, tell everyone what she said when you said where are you going? When at the race and she goes where she was headed to? Oh, oh yeah, I go, I go? Where are you going right now? She goes, Oh, the Winter Circle. Why wouldn't you be get to the Winter Circle and meet you there? Because I don't want to be anywhere else. Because you
are a winner. Carson Jenna Antonucci, we love you, congratulations on an incredible victory and shoulder to shoulder into the all sit at your table anytime, Dora send.
They'll singing grateful chorus.
Well done, miss Suffragette K.
By the way, I got seventy five more things I want to talk about. We'll say this for next week.
Love you guys, Thanks for the questions, comments and concern. Aaron, take that TikTok app off your phone and take that hand.
Off that face.
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