Episode 143: In the Powder Room! Seriously?

I have three water bottles, a candle, four candles. You get this person that leaves the water bottles half empty? Well full disclosure. My husband's been gone for a week, so I've been leaving ship everywhere and now he's coming home today. Shady gent all of it? Any gender? Are you the ones? And I'm not a mecky person And we've discussed this on here like I'm not, but he does keep me in mine and when my week is how it is, it's easy to throw ship everywhere. And

so he's been gone. The yoga mats out, the weights are in away our bedroom, basing fucking disaster I've got ship everywhere because I just like laid out and now Big Daddy's coming home from Finland is the quick pickup. Oh my god, we have missed you, dear dear all the time, and to throw away because I have a thing about making the bed in the morning, and so I lose my mind when and Steeve is good about this.

He's actually very good about picking up. But we don't live together, but we spent a lot of time together, and so I'm like, if I walk upstairs and the bed's not made, I'm like, what's happening here? And so then but then when he doesn't stay here, I don't make the bed, and it's like because it's because I'm boycotting it because I'm like so disciplined about doing it that I feel like like the parents are out of town, so like I get to have like the night where

I like don't make the bed. Yeah, I know, it's so weird. And then I'll bitch about it on Okay, like Unsolved Mysteries. I really thought that you literally were like I'm making it, and I was going to ask you, how do I make this a habit in my life? I do? I'm really good about making the bed, but I feel like it's because I'm so regiment about it that I want that like free night, but I want the free night when he's not there because I don't

give him a free night, that makes sense. So it's kind of like and they just feel like, oh, I can do what I want, Like it's my house, Like I'm not gonna make the bed today. Do you ever have that feeling to like, I ate on the couch the other day. I had Raman on the couch and I was like, oh my gosh, excited. This is so exciting. Well, I'm gonna you'll be proud of me. Guess what I'm in. I'm in a real soup phase. And you know, I don't even like love soup. I know, I'm writing it down.

I know Aaron when favorite. So You've got this soup from Whole Foods that I'm so into. It's a chicken noodle and it's delicious, and it's like some mother's name like Martha or something kind of soup. It's delicious. But anyone made the mistake of going to air one. Air one such a racket, Okay they I don't know it. I'm not involved. Tell me everything. It's all the rage. There's a Hailey Bieber smoothie. People say that the fruit

tastes amazing. I don't. I don't have an ear one in my area, so I don't deal tell me everything. I don't know if they're outside of California, anyone that's listening to this podcast that's in California. Air one is like the Nieman Marcus um of grocery stores. It's a real like it's like ten times the price of whole food.

So we're already astron organic allegedly. What's the deal. I don't know, but they I mean some of the stuff is really good, like they're hot, like they have like when you go actually in the store and it's like what do they call that, like where it's like being made in front of you, like the hot hot bar? Hot bar? Is that something? I don't know? Like the burritos like stuff like that's pretty good. But this soup,

no ship. The soup in a glass container was dollars dollars and then there's a three dollar fee for taking the glass with you. You don't even get to keep the glass or you have to buy the glass, but you get three dollars if you bring it back this whole. Who are the people that are bringing the glass back? I or the people that bring their cups back to Starbucks to get the refill or the people that bring

their grocery can do that at Starbucks. Yeah, like a refill thing where it's like if you bring your cup because it encourages recycling, which we appreciate. We also want to do our part healthy environment. I'm just saying I'm not good at that. I'm not good at bringing the glass back for the soup, and you're gonna charge me three dollars. I'm not going to bring bringing the cup back to Starbucks and getting off by drink. I don't know, but I can't go into air one ever again. I'm

over it. I'm over spending money on that kind of stuff. I'll tell you what. We will spend money on sheets. On our pregame, one of these sweet listeners asked us something about bed sheets. What was the question? The question and do something about spending money, and I said, you need to spend money on sheets because that's where you spend the majority of your time. And now people get mad, They're like, why why are you just spend so much

money on Dada. Well, because you're in a all night long line over a cheet and why do you not want to have a comfortable sleep. So if anyone out there has bed sheets that they are into, let us know. Because I'm always open to trying the house and home component of my life. I'm a connoisseur. I'll try them all. I'll try the Brooklyn In is a lower price sheet but soft. I suggest the Settine model for those that the thread count is pretty good. Uh, Serena and Lily

has great sheets. There's also what else, Oh, there's the cozy Earth sheets. Anyways, I will put them on together on a list if anyone really care. So what's your favorite if it's you do like your ranking, like if you have a budget, if you are middle of the road, and if you're like just want to get by, Like, what's your top three? Castaluna is a cheap target line that has actually has great sheets. And there's there's the Settine line as well, which is like a soft sort

of like silky sheets. Depends on the weather, like a jersey sheet. Sometimes when it's cold outside, I like to feel like cozy and that those are at the lake. So Castaluna's number one for cheap. Then I go Brooklynnen, Serena and Lily, and then Forresa it's like f R easy z Z. It's an Italian brand that's getting crazy. That's like you're at the four Seasons and then squeeze me. But it's amazing, yeah for anyone else. We have sheets

that like are kind of like our crappy sheets. Like look, we have an eighty pound like gorilla that gets on our bed, up and down off our bed. That's a decision we made. We embrace it. It It is what it is. But we are in our place in Montana. We have two very good friends that just made us feel very special and was like, this is what you need to put and we did these three name Lily sheets and so as a Christmas gift for Jarrett, I decided to get him our bed sheets from Montana and put him

on our house here. But we still have our crappy ones too. We rotate and we got in those sheets and it was party time. God, good sheets are great. So if you guys have others that I don't know about, let us know, um what's going on. I want to talk about the air one thing because I don't say

anything about that. So when I first came to California for Dancing with the Stars, I was living in Atlanta at the time, and they put us at the at like the Palazzo apartments and did the Palazzo Oh that's right, we talked about yes, yes, yes, um yeah. So we were there and the Air One was right next to it, and I just remember I was like, oh my god, what am I doing out here? This is crazy? And they were like, so exciting because Air one is right next to your apartment. So I went one day. I

was so insecure about the place. They had brands. I never even knew everyone was at this hot bar. I had been living in Atlanta, Georgia for ten years, and I was like, what in the hell is this? So yeah, I don't understand it. The only thing I remember about Air One was when the Kardashians went there because they felt like Courtney had bad b O and they decided to go and make her do a bunch of deodorants. Anyways,

that's all. I don't say anything about that place. It's also a place where if you guys, because I lived in an area, well say, I mean Venice is where I live, and there's like the different like hipster like vibes, like the actual like look of who's like shopping in the Air One, Like these people got ready to go there to spend on a soup and three dollars on the glass yard that they're going to forget to return. I'm like, these are models here, like just wandering around

the store. Are you are you guys picking up people? Are you here to meet people? The Air One is no joke. How do the people afford this ship all the time? Too? I don't know, But I'm going to gather up the glass jars around here from my newfound soup and the soup enthusiasts that I am and return them immediately. What tastes better the supermo one or the soup from Whole Foods Beyond food question, Yeah, because it's

too natural. The other one. Yeah, I need a little salt in this bitch, Like I don't need you to remove all the fun. You know, I'm new to the soup game. You gotta give me where I was swollen in the morning when I wake up. Progressive So Air One is all in Southern California are fabulous. Producer Ryan said that in our little chatty poo as he's doing four jobs at once. Hey, what started the soup kick? Because I love because it's fucking freezing in Los Angeles,

and this is we know, that's okay. I've lived in Connecticut, I've lived in New York. We get we get it. I don't need to hear like, oh you joy living in Minnesota. No, I'm not gonna try living in Minnesota. I'm sorry. I'm never gonna live there because I cannot handle the cold. But it has been perpetually cold here, at least from our standards of California. And I've turned the heat on. I'm blasting the heat and I just

can't get warm. So I feel like even Yester. The other Saturday when I was at work, I don't drink tea. I'm not a tea drinker. I respect the people that I'll have a cup. I had a cup of tea at work. I couldn't even have a cup of coffee. I want to have a cup of tea because it was like piping hot. I just wanted something to hold in my hands. I've been into ramen, I've been into so the Bringing it back full circle to the conversation, I was sitting on my couch eating ramen, and I

was like, I was never allowed to do that. Ship as a kid, it like you eat it at the table, you don't bring any food into the living room. So as an adult, it's kind of fun to be like, oh, I get to do this. Mind you, I've been doing this for a while as a forty year old, but I don't know. Sometimes it's fun to just be like, oh, I'd get in trouble if I was doing this at

my house and as a kid. For those of you tuning in, we are headed into the NFC and a f C Championship weekends right around the corner to decide who is headed to the super Bowl. Of course, Fox is the Super Bowl this year, which is very exciting. Aaron will be on the sidelines. I don't know what I'm doing. The pregame shows are still working themselves out, but we will be in Arizona for the week. So you just landed five minutes ago from San Francisco. What a game? What a game? What a gal yea, it

was so much fun. Tell us everything. I feel bad when people lose. That's all about sports and what we do for a living. But like I called my dad after her, and I was like, could just feel bad? I didn't. I love when you do this and you become friends with people and you you know, it's more than just like their jobs. It's their lives, it's their families. I mean I lived that, not in the NFL, you know world, in the NHL world. It's their life and it's hard, and um, I feel bad for Dak. I do. Yeah,

that's hard and oh yeah, but it was great. It was a great vibe. It was a great scene. I was on fort sideline and I kept saying to Greg and Kevin during the break, like that defense they had been challenged by Kyle Shanahan and Damiko Ryant's early in the week that they felt like Dallas, that was the better defense on Monday night against the box and who's

going to show up this week? They were just like Cissa, you would have gotten off on it, like the way that they were just like firing each other up before they went on the field. And then like I was imitating it for Greg and Kevin last night as we walked onto our flight home, like Bosa, he'd make a huge gas play on third down and then he'd walk back onto the sideline where I was like barreling through guys like all the way through and they're like and

it was just so much fun. You know, it's hard, like for me, I'm such a tomboy and I feel like I'm a part of it, you know. But I yeah, it was just that defense was so jacked up. If you like defense, that was the game for you. Points were hard to come by. It was wild. Yeah, I was gonna say it was six six, nine six, and thank god Brett made a field goal. I was like at some point, I was like, oh no, I can't imat the mental component of that, right, where as a kicker,

like you've missed so many things. But anyhow, it was definitely a It was an enjoyable watch. Any game that has to come down to the very end is enjoyable. I was confused about a lot of things that happened at the end of that game though, block management. Again, like there was a lot of like I want to go, I can't wait to turn on the TV and just hear what the peeps I enjoy and respect for saying.

I was quickly just talking to our friend and Futures producer Joel Santos before I hopped on and he was giving me his thoughts on a couple of things. But yeah, I was confused too. And then it's all happening for me in real time, and I'm trying to think, like, am I getting pretty? Am I getting Kittle pretty? And I getting Warner? Like I it's really hard to kind

of took it all in. Do you decide that or do you ask like your producer, like I'm in contact with our studio show as well, and they were like, we need pretty. But as you and I know, Perny and Kittle are a great package together. They kind of, you know, talk about each other, which is great. I thought the d I didn't know how much time we had in our postgame show, and I thought, obviously the defense played balls out. Warner was amazing, so I wanted

to grab him too. I will tell you one thing that happened, and I'm praying somebody got this, even though I know I'm not the story. But last time I did a forty Niners game, a great calm down listener fan sent it to our I G I've always talked about my UM halftime interviews with Kyle Shanahan. Points were hard to come by in that first half, the offense was just struggling, which he thought they would against this Dallas defense. Hi Howie, he staring at me for breakfast

Um halftime interview. Kyle likes to do it going in, so I have to wait right by the goal post outside the forty niners locker room. And the reason for that is instead of being on the actual sideline, I wait by the goal post because I kind of cut him off. He's running this way. I cut him off. Strategic Rissa. It counts down to one. He bolt. I'm fucking usine Bolt. I fucking went like they shot the gun and I ran and I cut him off. I

don't know how I didn't tear a hammy. I don't know how I didn't tear my actually running full fucking sprint stuff sprint and that. If anyone has the video, I will take it because I'll tell you another thing I don't know. I don't know how John Lynch hasn't signed me to a contract because my forty outstanding. In fact, I can't wait to talk to Kyle Shanahan this week. I know he's got a lot on his my, but don't tell me for a second he wasn't impressed with

how this gal moved it. And I hope he was because pr after that interview turned and said to me, oh my god, And I said, what did someone get hurt? And they were like, we don't know how you didn't get hurt. You freaking ran his ass down. I mean, signed me up, Kyle about that. If you don't hit there, if you don't get there, he's not waiting for you. And I mean he loves you, but like he's not waiting for you now. He's got bigger things to do. Full disclosure. He did stop, but I think he stopped

because he was like so impressed. Signed this broken up? She's ready? What's her eligibility? Get her in some paths right now? I was no offense to see d you in or Brandon I you, but I was sucking running had him short sprint. I was ready. I used to try to be really cute on the sidelines with like bullshit wedges and ship like that when I first started. And then you to your too on the sidelines. Now, you idiot, I'm not happen to run after coach, but

there that happened to run after and walk. Do you ever keep track? Are you a steps counter do you keep track of like steps when people like keep steps. Yeah, what's hard for me is that I only for you know, I only do one sideline, so my steps aren't that great. But I would have loved to have known my time. Damn it. I am just making a plea to calm down nation because we are a nation. Forget forty Niners nation. If anyone has that video, will you please send it?

Because I was in all white and as Jared Stole called it, I look like white lightning. Yesterday. I was a flash of lightning. I had been but this is what Okay, wait, hold on, I'm I was impressed with this. So watching the game, I always I know what you're wearing. Well, first, I loved your almbabe yesterday. I love a winter white and that jacket was so great. It was so good. I like to watch like I like to find you on the sideline, like when they hanging on, like what happened?

So there was one I'm standing up until I if those days watching on YouTube. So Aaron standing like behind like a lot of the Niners players who are beheamoth of men, and so at one point you went like this, you were like hearing over like trying to like see what was happening. And I said, to see if I go there she is first of all, And every time I see Aaron on TV act like I don't know

she's on TV. I rewound it to show. I was like, look, there she is and jumping over like the line trying to look and see what was happening in the play But I'm very proud of you a way to get him because I'm trying to think if I ever missed because I was trying to be too cute when I was a sideline reporter and where dumb shoes. But yeah, they're not waiting for you. Keep it moving, but they're

not waiting for you. And then other thing is, as you keep going deeper into the playoffs, those sidelines get more and more crowded with photographers, press and obviously there's medical out there, and their sidelines were packed yesterday. And to your point, hearing looking, oh yeah, I mean I can't even see over that necklace. Put that thing away. I thought Trent Williams were some hardware. What is that

justin Jefferson putting them to shame with nothing? My god, But I was like peering, peering, in and in the beginning of games, you're like, sorry, sorry, I don't want to get in the way. Finally, third quarter, I'm like, excuse me, and I just walk up and I think I'm in the coaches box with Kyle, like legs spread apart and you know, our arms on my knees, like breaking it down for like I second and five, what do we call it? Get the headset on. Well, we're

at it. Oh man, No, that was good. I also, um, but the Bills I didn't get to watch. They just couldn't offense. Was their defense or what? That defensive front for the Bengals was unbelievable and they were also out three offensive linemen the Bengals were, so I thought that was going to be an issue. Yeah, And so heading into that game, I was like, oh, this is so good, but I didn't have the balls to bet on it.

I did bet on the Niners, though, I did. Yeah, I gotta dig myself out of the hole that I'm in. So I felt good about that. But anyways, so, yeah, and Buffalo just couldn't get anything going offensively like that freaking Bengals team was ready, and mind you, they've had the Kansas City Chiefs number all year long. I think they beat them the last three straight games. Ryan, correct me if I'm wrong. I think it's three straight that

the Bengals have beat the Chiefs, he said. Correct. He also said they ran the ball really well and Joey b is a stone. Yeah, they just couldn't that the defense couldn't slow them down. And conversely, like offense for the Buffalo just couldn't get things going. Stefon Diggs was animated on the sideline like playing, you know, making a point. Yeah. But and I like Josh Josh Allen such a class act, Like he's just like he's a passionate guy. He wanted the ball like he wanted to win. Um. Yeah, I'm

really bummed. I mean, for obvious reasons, it's easy to root for that team. But it was really a special moment scene tomar Hamlin. They're up in the box and um, you know, pumping up the crowd and everything, which is insane. It was only twenty days ago this gentlemen lost his life on the field and was resuscitated twenty days ago, and now he was back in the stadium. Um, but yeah, they'll they'll get there. I think it's just this was a really tough year for them. They were displaced twice

with snowstorms playing in Detroit. Not like I'm making excuses for Buffalo. They're very talented team. But um, excited to see that matchup Joe Burrow and Patrick Mahomes once again. Interested to see how his ankle's doing. I was just gonna say, rise there any update today on that ankle. I'm assuming. I'm sorry. I've been in my own uh little worried about Sorry, but I didn't. I figured if there was like drama with the m R I we

would have it would have been in every channel. They said it was better than they expected when he woke up in the morning. But yeah, yeah, oh Tony Pollard broke his leg. God, feel so bad for that guy. He's been through it also, like the worst hard about all this stuff. Yeah, what well, Just I just feel like watching I I can't. I can't watch the replay ten times. It's hard for me to watch that, Like, no, no, I can't do it. It's tough. Um, But excited for

you to go to Philly. That's a great matchup. That's gonna be fun. Man. Those are some young kids. Look at look at who's in the playoffs. You've got Brock Party, Patrick Mahomes Just and Jalen Hurts. All of these cats in twenties something years old, like baby baby, baby Davy. We're old. As I was thinking about that when I was sitting down with Scan, I was like, I could bear mother. I could actually was. The interview was great. Feel bad for the giants to love. I don't want

anyone to lose. I'm big softie. In the end. Um, he's got he's quite I think. I mean, look, here's the thing, and you were the first person to, you know, tell me how great he was. But like with the Brian Dables situation and coming there, that organization is at least turned the corner like winning a playoff game and at least trending in the right direction. But yeah, it's kid. What else did I want to talk to you about. I've got a lot of things here. Um we've got

oh WiFi. I'm on a real kick about WiFi. Is someone smarter than me explained to me why we have to have WiFi passwords? Why they have why when we're checking into hotel rooms, It's like the WiFi pass code is what is the secret world? Of WiFi, and why do we have to buy it? Why does it sometimes not work? Like we send people to outer space in nine minutes? That went down? Oh? No, see is it

the WiFi? Oh, it's probably the WiFi, you were saying, dear, as I was just saying, and this is exactly my point. Why why the WiFi? I need someone that is an engineer and can explain this to me better than than my own misunderstanding of it. I don't get why. It's the secret world of WiFi. And on the plane, for example, Delta, I love you, You're my preferred airline, tried and true, Delta Gal, I will go out of my way. I will go uh cry, I will get on a connection

through Atlanta. Game Zulziac love your wig collection, I warned an interview. Um. So I'm just saying, like, I don't understand it. I don't know why we need pass codes. I don't know why it doesn't work on the plane when you tell me there's WiFi, and now it's all confusing to me. I don't get it, and I would love to understand. So I think the password I'm starin over here is for the whole secure any portion the show correct amando. I do think that's what the reason is.

So your your ship isn't league, your ship isn't hacked into. So but you're saying it should just be a free for all? Or what do we? I feel like because the Internet, Well, here's the thing, because it's like, oh, if you go on your phone right from like five G or whatever to like WiFi ver, they can they hack my phone? Maybe someone who's had their phone hacked? Was I was I on the WiFi? Was I on

five G? Like? What what's happening here? Somebody walked me through why this secrecy and this world of how about how do't we when you even have to ask? I was in like a communal workspace in New York, you heard me, communal workspace And I was like, hey, can I get the y Yeah? Can I get the WiFi? And they were like are you remember here? And I'm like, I'm here with my friend. Can I my friends working over here? I can't get a WiFi passco because I remember here. So now I'm like having to hack into

the portal to get the WiFi. And my girlfriend Megan, it's like, well maybe I can share it with you? What are you sharing? Like the secrets to like, I don't know, some treasurer that I'm like hunting. No, I don't understand. Just give me the fucking WiFi. And somebody explained to me why this is a secret society. I don't get it. So that's what I've been on this one. Couldn't get it on the plane, couldn't get it on

the plane, guard had to share the WiFi. Had the hotel that the fucking TV didn't even work at the hotel. I was at waiting for the engineer. How about that call? Okay? You know, you pay the company and Fox, I'm there for work. You pay all this money, you put us up in these hotels, and then the TV doesn't work. And then I called down and I can't get anyone on the phone. Can I get a razor? I forgot the razor. The called three times now to get the razor.

Customer service has gone to ship. Okay. And then the sweet engineer that comes in to fix the TV, he can't fix it. Now We're going back and forth and finally and like, forget it. You know, I'm just gonna sit in my own thoughts. I'm trying to stay off Instagram. And now I'm forced to scroll to the end of the phone to go back on his Sagram because the phone doesn't work. Now, I got razor burned from an old razor, and I got problems, and I'm cold, and

I can't get on the WiFi. But how can you even get on Instagram when you don't have the WiFi password. I had to resort back to the five G. Thank god the A T and T account work. I was probably hated it was. I was in a real vulnerable steak because I wasn't on WiFi. God. Oh and then this, and then you get on the WiFi of the airport. You gotta acknowledge. And you're signing that can't be protecting me. I'm signing away in my life. I agree. I'm scrolling down.

I'm looking for the box at the at the you know, yeah, that's safe. It feels like the place that I really want to just open up my world. Two. This isn't for me. But this isn't good because it reminds me. So we were just in a hotel obviously, um in Santa Clara, because you know, they don't play in San Francisco anymore. By Silicon Valley, all the Google tax all the you know, software people out there. We stayed in a nice hotel, but the hotel needs a bit of

an upgrade. And Kevin Burkhart, who's a dream and when he gets in on a rant, he's and again this is a fold dish closure. We're not super big snobs, but when you live on the road, you just want things to be a certain way. So we're at this hotel like smack in the middle of you know, like where all these tech people live and work, and you know, we're connected to a building where they're you know, was smarter than the roads are paved in Marble because the

taxes in that region are so true. So keV was saying, our rooms, our air is very dicey because it's a dial. It's not even like a digital one. He goes, We're in the middle of Silicon Valley and I can't get a digital air conditioner and heater or unit like Thermos down. I gotta use this thing. I'm rolling around and like, you know, it's like seventy to seventy five, So what

am I on? And I'm sorry, I do think those two degrees make a huge fun does And then I didn't want a bitch yesterday because we had already bitched. Our meeting room was so small, and when you've got playoffs, you've got like, you know, people in there. We're trying to watch the Giants Eagles game. I walk in. It just smells like boison and like bad food because they're all like nestled in watching the driving and get killed. I care you breathe. Yeah, And so I walked into

like luff on this. And so last night we're on the plane going home. Kevi had already mentioned the thermostat and I was like, by the way, I said, I know the new fat and I'm thinking of you. Cold plunges are to take like a quick cold shower. I said, love how the hotel wanted us to do that because absolutely no hot water yesterday. And Kev's like, I know, try shaving with no hot water, Like I'm not. I just blew off shaving at that point when there was it was all cold, Poor keV. There was no water,

no hot water. What were you? Who was it? Was it the Bengals or was it Giant your game? Giant was the Giant in Philly? Yeah, which is its own thing, because you know that they were fucking with them. I feel like that's for sure in sad so who is working with us like another network like Tony Romo. Once you know KEVDN Razor burn I still do the razor burned things a real thing. I swear to God. There's

got to be better options out there for razors. I mean, and I wasn't even just like using I wasn't using a great one. But I wasn't using a bad one. Oh we gotta leave flower here. Oh but it's perfect? Why not? In fifty on Monday morning? I do have to tell you full disclosure. I do things that are not smart all the time, to my face and my body when on the road. What do I do the

night before I sit down with Dak Prescott? I decided to be Chris and Thompson and I shaved my face with my Quattro razor not Senko shit or you're trying to reenact Josh commercial mock three. I actually have a question do you put something on your face before you pick it? Because I was like, should I can put conditioner on it? Like? Should I be putting anything on this? So I only I only did this part in Jillian by the way, said I did a good job. But

there's no way I'm putting a razor up here. Oh no, okay, so I just did he here. No, thanks Santa Claus, Thanks Santa Clause. Just do the beard shave on a regular basis. But I didn't do the neck because I was really you feel very nervous around the corners. I wasn't going near the corners. I'm gonna do my grama flash for that one today, but yeah, I'm not. I didn't go anywhere near the corners. I just went on the cheeky poose. Okay, okay, welcome, thank you to the

world of shaving your face. But yeah, I was so worried. So do you do that with a hotel razor? No, I was gonna say, Sweet Jesus, no, I'm not ready. I've had enough issues with my face in the world of act for the better part of forty years that I can't afford anymore, like issues in that department. No, I just I used the Gillette something blah blah blah. I use a dude raiser because I mean, think about that, that's what's going on the face, and they really know

some mobility around the corners. So I'm in doing the old ship quatro. It was like, I may eat quadra stitches if this doesn't go well. Although now I'm concerned because we started this saying that you were breaking out, so is it didn't go there? I just went in this area, so I don't want to setting here. You'll

see it later today. It's tough. Oh my god. Um. Well, we ended last podcast with Aaron's tease for this week that it was called powder room etiquette, and this is a story that I cannot wait for Aaron to share

with Calm Down Nation. Well, we were just talking about etiquette, right, and we were talking about you know, like if you have to use the restroom and you are around other people, like best places to do it because it's tough, like if you got to get it in you're saying in someone's house, if you're if you're with work people exactly. So we were all kind of talking about it and we were like listing the worst places to do the

deed if you had to do it around others. I am going to say without a doubt, and it I would think goes without saying you're not going in a powder room, but there's people that are like you gotta go. You gotta go, not in a powder room, not at the conversion center of all the bathrooms. It's the bathroom, that effort center. Exactly. You should sneak off into one of those guest bedroom bathroom one hondo p and be

accused of sneaking around someone's house. Should do the deed as opposed to just making an announcement that I just took a dump in your in the foyer of your house. That powder room is front and center. You I don't know. Those are some terrorists. Who's ever doing the deed in the powder room need to command center, ladies and gentlemen. So if you just go in the kitchen, just go, just get on the island and just drop some ship

in the middle of the island. That's basically what you're doing in the powder room, because there's no getting around that. It is the epicenter of the house. Pitch in the powder room. It's the two places that well, the living room as well. So fine, you want to shoot on the coffee table, that's what you're telling me you're doing

in the powder room. Okay, As a guest in this house, you go to the guest room, you go to a gast room and if it's that bad and you feel embarrassed going to a guess room, then what you should be like us? Make a scene. Tell everyone. I gotta be honest. My stomach is killing me. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna check out your sheets. Check out your sheets in your guest room. I want to check the thread count of your sheets. Okay, Okay, might lay down for a little bit afterwards. Okay, I just want

to get in the bed. I want to lay down. I want to feel how you should So leave me in there for a while. It's gonna be a minute. Okay, I'll be back with the review of your sheets. Oh my god. So yeah. So what we've learned on this week's podcast is don't be an asshole. Ship in the powder room. Someone give me the goddamn WiFi password, and you know what. Tip your waitresses and waiters and calm down nation. Thanks for submitting your questions and I still

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