Episode 132: Pregame - Flossing Your Teeth At The Table

a question. When Carrissa cut into our Jaguars Jaguars Cowboys game yesterday and did the Justin Fields highlight, I was so annoyed that my mic goesn't on because she goes, he spins back, he moves back, and then he did like a Chris Berman. I was like, that was such a ridiculous play that I was like, I'm not even gonna write down like sometimes I'll write like, you know, whatever the down and distance or like certain details. I was like, funk that I'm gonna call this thing area

time because that play was ridiculous. I was so pissy stepped out of bounds because I wanted him to finish it, David montgomer rands up scoring and whatever, blah blah blah. Wait, I thanks for I thought you were gonna say it wasn't into your game. But where I do? I could say this for the full length podcast, by right, it's

a longer star. If you guys are interested in understanding the um studio dynamics of all the boys downstairs and me doing highlights upstairs, tune in for the full length broadcast broadcast full length broadcast the full length episode of Calm Down Podcast on Thursday. All right, here we go pre game, which is we get to answer you guys questions, and again, not to be redundant, but we really really do appreciate you guys writing in. It's so fun alright, So s cash, no, no, no, non, do you ever

indulge in food at the stadium? And who has the best sister? That's all you. You guys are flinging like hot dogs in the air the other night and didn't stand trust me. Once we get to that point in the program, I'm like, where are we and who cares? No? I don't need any of the food at the stadium, and that's not to be bougie I just I don't like to eat while I'm working. It makes me tired and it makes me like loose focus. So I don't need until after the game. What do you have I eat?

But I have to. I eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I'm not saying their name until they sponsor me, so I'm not gonna say it anymore. Um I've I'm annoyed. And then yeah, you know, the boys have a full blown smortgage borg up there, and I don't get any of it. But Jillion's great, who does our makeup? She'll go upstairs and be like, you want some chicken fingers? You want something? So I'll say yeah. So like yesterday at the at the Jags game, they brought down a

couple of chicken figures. Because by the third I'm like hungry, I'm starting to get weeky pants. I like need a little something something. So they're like, hey, there's some chicken fingers, chicken fingers standing over there. I take a big bite. All of a sudden, I start to panic a little bit, and I'm looking around. I'm looking around our security. V Burnside, who's amazing. He looks at me. He hand to me a water. I take a massive gulp because I had a feeling it was so dry it was gonna stick

in my throat and choke me. At the Jags game. Sorry about the game, ladies and gentlemen, we have a medical emergency on the sidelines. By the twenty yard line. I've choked on a chicken finger, which I have done before in front of Matthew Stafford, which is horrible. Um, what was I going to say? So? Yeah, I I indulge a little bit. Who has the best food? I always love when I did Red Sox games, A Fenway Frank. I don't really get to indulge like I want to,

but a Fenway Frank, I love. Sorry, that was all done with a free game question. We're all out of time, folks. All I can think about is um Clark in Christmas Vacation where it's like or Ellen and she takes a couple of bites and she's like trying to drink the water to choke it down. Yeah, the Turkey, the drive up Turkey. Yeah, this next one's for you, babe. So here you go. Shell. You guys know if biscuits shell biscus Aaron, what are your favorite things to do at

Disney Parks. Um. Some of my favorite things. I love to drink around the world at Epcot Center, which I'm gonna get Christa to do. You'll stick with me, kid, you know your I thought about you the other day when I landed in Orlando. I'm taking you and you're gonna go, and you're gonna love it because I know how to do it with adults. Okay. I like drinking around the world with my family, which I know you're

gonna love. I love at Christmas time getting a Christmas cocktail and walking down Main Street, USA and singing the songs and watching the fireworks and going in the shops. I don't like being around a lot of people. I love the rides, but it's more about the music, the fireworks, the drinking for me. Okay, that's the only way I'm getting The only way I'm getting Disneyland is with a v I P pass. Girl. That's gonna listen, Kelly and I will take you there, or Jackie Quick, You'll have

a time. You're up, sister, all right. CpG Mom helped me settle a debate. Better holiday lights warm white or l ed cool white? Wow? Actually that's all you that is a great question, CpG Mom. So I'm of two minds about this. So since it's my first Christmas sure I've had in eight years, I've said that at nauseam because I finally got a Christmas tree per Aaron suggestion that I like. But I'm having some issues. So it's warm lights, which I like. I like warm golden glow.

A golden glow I don't like to feel like l ed to me is like I'm in a hospital. It's too bright. I'm not interested. But I love a dimmer and the old tree we have with remote control doesn't have a dimmer. So I'm finding myself in a little bit of a predicament, if you will. I like a warm light, but I still like a dimmer and I want them. The only time I like a bright bright light is on the outside of a house, and even still then it doesn't need to be like so l

e ed so go middle of the road. Yeah, boys to man. I have a question if anybody is a front Gate user out there, which I wish they sponsored us. We loved them if they did. We both have front Bank accounts. Yeah, we have front Gate Garland and um. I have a question for any users or employees or CEOs of front Gate. It happens when the attached light strings starts going out because you can't really replace it. So do I am to replace the garland? Let us

know comments, questions and concerns or sponsorships. We'd love. That's a fantastic question. Yeah, it's frustrating, is it? Tapia tie tied pia eight o eight. Sorry saw a lady flossing her teeth at a restaurant? What's a pet peeve for dining out? That would be disgusting, that would be ground for being thrown out of a restaurant. That's disgusting. That's like wiping your ass at the table. Like to me, it's like too much. Like this is just like I mean,

flossing is very personal. I don't even like to floss in front of people. You know the scene in Pretty Woman or she likes and she's like, yes, it's it's in, things are coming out. Always take care of it there it comes. But no, that's disgusting, like leaving my floss just left by itself in the garbage. Can't like I wrap it up like other things drop up, because yeah, like that's disgusting. I don't want to leave that my husband or like cue tips when I've cleaned my ears

to see that, leave that for him. Right, that's actually a great point. I've never thought about that because I said keep it together and I don't like to share a bathroom. But wait a minute, um, okay, so that's but another pet peeve when dining out, just oh in the old toothpick on the way out. I don't need to see if I like to take that. Sorry, yeah, I don't think he realized he's doing it. I'm like,

take that thing into your mouth. I told him when where the lady was wrapping this baby around her fork and I was like, what are we doing here? I'll tell you a pet people. Well, I can't say this again. I'm the asshole without kids. But it's like, if the kids throwing a temper tantrum at the table, get out, get out. I didn't come to pay to watch your kids freak out. Okay. I don't bring my dogs in there and have them start barking. Okay, So I don't

need your kids for freaking out. And I get it their children, but you're the adult, So remove yourself or get your kids, or I'm gonna get your kids, some crayons and something to do, because it's not fair to the kids to sit at the table while you're enjoying your cabernet. And now I'm not enjoying my cabernet and the only thing I need is a cab out of there. We're writing it down because she's got a bigger story

for the podcast. I'll preview it sitting at Wally's maybe last week or two weeks ago, and a dumbass at the bar with their dogs. Get out of here, Get out of here? Okay. And last, but not least, the Adventures of rocket Man. Oh my god, what a fantastic handle. I mean, yeah, all I think of is we're doing rocking man hell favorite Christmas song, well not the one I just thank what what do you got mine? I love? Oh holy Night? You know I really I get there.

It's not too much a Celine Dion, Oh holy night, my God, drawing myself on the floor in a straddle roll. You know what I mean. I don't mean like a devil's role. I mean like a straddle roll to an up like it turns into when my sister and I have a few Christmas cocktails in one another and we were in our living room with socks on which I busted, asked before Jackie Quick in your kitchen and then I peeped my pants when I hit the floor. But we will go full leg extension into a lardy that it's

like i'van stretched. The last time I was at your house dancing with Kendra, we were grabbing onto the back of the couch and she was showing me the one leg to like get that ass bumping and oh which, by the way, I got you guys matching pajamas today. I couldn't resist my this is what you do. She's like, Jarrett, you tell well Christmas, thank you, that's so exciting. I saw them. They were these silk green and red, and I was like, Kendra and Aaron will love these for

their holiday gathering. But you have to wear a braw and then that's a whole other thing for the full leg podcast. I don't want to. I know you have to do with the parents, but then it's like I don't want to be wearing a bra my pajama. So sometimes like to get the pajamas that have the designs so that you don't have to wear one, and then it's a whole thing. Anyways, we're all out of time. Join us on the fulling podcast because we got a lot more. Oh shoot, hello b J seven three four

recycled wrapping paper, yes or no? I don't thank you more recycle any of my wrapping paper. I do a horrible job, right, I mean, look at I guess, in the effort of being environmentally friendly, if it's a large piece of wrapping paper and you can reduce it and get rid of the edges that have to tape by all means. But for the most part, I'm a rip open kind of gal. Aaron's not ripping open her pajamas. She already knows that she got those, so those in tennis shoes. And I have to wear a bra. So

there's that there today, not wearing a bra. I need to talk about that later. That is that is a different I don't That's not what happened when I work there. I wanted to be like, I feel like I'm not even allowed to complain about it anymore. Like if you do, you're gonna get like conty. I mean, now you're you're what what are you calling that? Profiling? Some of them? Sister, Here's here's some customer service. Here's some service. Where are

We're not an underwire? All right? That's enough. I see you guys on Thursday. Bye, I will I'll be the only one there on Thursday. For the podcast call I Mean Who Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of I heart Radio. For more podcasts from my heart Radio, visit the i heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.