Episode 116: Sexting On The Plane

Happy Thursday? Happy Thursday? Even though it's Monday. Yeah, it's Monday. A lot of people are concerned about you. I have not talked to you after this weekend, called you in the middle of brushing your teeth this morning, so this is going to be our catchup. Um. I want to call this version of Calm Down a little bit of perspective, because we got some last week when and you FaceTime Kelly Stafford and myself just leaving a car accident. How are you doing, how you feeling? Holy sh it, I'm

so thankful, You're okay, thank you? Well, you know what you know how those people that you know, it's like it's always something with her, like it's either going through a divorce, accident appendix TA get out like this which has always got something. So I hate that where it's like my life is finally like everything's back in order and like things. Do you know what something bad happens?

Do you ever have these moments where it's like it's always a sunny day and I'm sitting there and I'm driving and i just left a meeting and like productive meeting, and I'm like, you know, life is so good, and then damn, I did not see this. Mother came out of nowhere. Are you stopped or you driving? Tell us everything? Driving, listening to music, just having a lovely day. I'm on my way home. I'm like ten minutes from my house. La,

birds are chirping. Everything is great in the world, and out of nowhere this dude just comes and it was everyone that I hope knocking on what that hasn't been an accident, But if you have, you know that feeling where it's like last second and there's literally nothing I could do. He made an illegal left turn. It came right out in front of me, and I was just so thankful. This is the whole cliche that a I

wasn't hurt. Worst. Thank god for the car that I was in that was like sturdy as am effort, because the damage of this guy's car was so severe that it went like anyways. So I was thankful for that. I was thankful because his car pushed me onto a sidewalk right by a school, okay, Like I didn't know that I think about this. It was this little school, like there was a church and then there was a school, like a kid's school, and I'm like, can you imagine

if someone was on the sidewalk anyway? So I was so grateful that no one else was hurt, which, by the way, he didn't even ask me if I was okay, So that's an asshole move. His car was like down the street, but I asked. When the cop came up to me, He's like, are you okay? And I'm like I think so. I was like, but is the guy down there okay? And he's like, yeah, anyways. It was a really bad accident. I've unfortunately been in some accidents in my life, some up in my fault. This one

was not. And it was one of those moments where you know, anyone that's been in an accident as I repeat myself in my concussion protocol, can we make sure that we check check the vitals seriously? Um, I just yeah, it's just that it's perspective and I like I called you and it was it was very scary, and it was one of those moments where you're like, Okay, you know what, all the other little ship that like I worried about or cared about is not a big deal.

And it reminds you that even though I didn't do anything wrong, it's like slow down in life because you never know what could happen and when it could happen. So I'm good, Thank God for you and our other sweet friends called got me a doctor on the phone immediately, like helped me with everything, and that's like who you are. The podcast before this, we were talking about favorite things about each other, like you're a doer and you're like

get things done. You make sure I'm okay. You check on me every five minutes, and I'm so appreciative that because it was a lifesaver. And then I was able to travel go on the road and that wasn't profitly great for it. But anyways, expediting the story, it was a shitty accident I'm grateful. I'm okay, I'm grateful no one else was hurt. And thank you for being such a great friend in that moment, because it was scary,

it was awful. And when you sent Kelly and I the picture of the car and I was like, oh my god, and then right away we were all three I think he Actually I don't want to know. It's her story to tell, but what happened to Kelly when she was trying to help you as well, it's also comical, and she's a pit bull and a bulldog and we love her for it. But yeah, I was I loved our group at that moment because you know, we've got our one girlfriend that I could just see the pain

that you were in. I'm on my way to Jackie's because it's the first game of this season, my King's party. Boss. I'm texting our friend who is a doctor and we love so much, and I'm like, please help her, Please help her. No idea he's in the Dodgers dugout my secret crush actually not secret at all. I'm like, Steve, I do not plan on cheating on you. But if I did, and if this person wasn't married, I would I love him, so I was so talk to him.

I'm like, not worth the car accident, but yeah no, And I couldn't get ahold of him because obviously he was working, and then Kelly's doing her thing, Matthew gets online one it was just like group effort. I know, I love our group. Though I was so precious of it. I know it was like a full on group effort. But yeah, I was just very very grateful in that moment to have all of you, and more importantly that it wasn't nobody else was hurt and like that and

you was so sweet. There was a sweet little girl that I shouldn't call her girl. She was a woman that worked at the temple and she came out and she was like, here's some water and here's some bread, Like there's like these sweets like in those moments, you like see how you know people and people stopped and there was all these witnesses and they were like, here's the information and what can I do to help? And I love that. Meanwhile, Joel Santos is on my ship list.

Joel Santos drove by and he goes, hey, I thought that was you what Joel drove by Our friend Jewel. He goes, don't get me started. I was so tell you like, I don't know. So later I go, wait, you thought you saw me and you just drove by. Anyways, So Joel's so great. He's our producer at Fox, and we love to go to the World Cup shoot or something. I mean, I don't know, but this sweet people at the school and the church were wonderful. So yes, but

all is fine, and you know, life goes on. But yes, perspective is a very very good thing and I need some more of it here and there. But I just hating the person that always has something. No one needs that friend in life, Like what is definitely not the I mean here, I'll say this, and I love you so much. Like if you, yeah, you date a guy for two minutes and then you get engaged and it doesn't go well, maybe that's the time we're like really again, But if you're mid on the side of the road

and you're not, you know that was we are. Gosh, we're so grateful. And then you posted obviously those pictures and everybody's like, is she okay? Is she okay? And yeah, that's when you realize. Just I think seeing the air bags. The pictures of your air bags was what was I'm gonna tell you what And here's the deal. You know, we all work hard and you save up your money and if you know, I've driven all sorts of vehicles,

but I am so grateful for that car. Do you know what called nine one one right when I was in the accident. I hate this voice. It was like, this is nine one one. We've detected your car's been in an emergency, in an accident. Can we send an ambulance? And I was so out of it because it's like, you know, you're all your adrenaline. You're like, which happened? And I was like I think I'm okay, But yeah, it calls one for you, which is incredible thing about it.

If if I was like knocked unconscious or something and it does that for you and if you're nonresponsive then they'll send someone. Incredible. I mean, technology is really really cool. Because have you driven since or now? I did? I drove today, and let me tell you, I'm pts thinking, oh my god, I don't I don't like this driving thing. I've never admittingly, I've never been a good drive her because I'm multitasking I'm doing too much ship, not texting

and driving. I'm really good about that, but I know it makes me a little Yeah, I don't know anyways, worse things that can happen in life. Thank God, I'm okay. Thank you for everything you did to help me. I have a perspective story. If you want one, I want everyone's perspective. We got a good dose of one this weekend, and you know part of it. And you and I

were texting during the game. Greg Olsen has an incredible little family and even if he hadn't gone through what they went through since his son t J was born, then you know they would still have great kids. Two weekends ago when we did the Rams, they play Dallas Dallas. Oh yeah, well you're getting run together because you're freaking going in and but you too, but so yeah, And we did see l a Dallas and he has three children, one our a set of twins and a boy and

a girl, Tally. He brought Talbot to our studios and you were so great to her and got her adorable little bracelet for her birthday. We took her out to dinner, had such a great time. Cute and then this week he was so hysterical. He's like, hey, guys, hate to keep pushing my kids on you, but my son's baseball game got canceled and I'd love to see if maybe he could come for the weekend. He wants to go to Green Bay so bad, and we were like, no offense,

but if he's anything like your daughter, bring him. But he better be like your daughter because she was a dream. Yeah, so this little angel, we all had a lot. It's tough traveling to Green Bay. So Saturday night we do our meeting. T J walks in and it was obviously a national story. He just turned tent and couldn't be more good looking. As I was telling one of our bosses, I hit on this kid. I cried five times listening to his story, and then I hit on him about

six times, so it all added up. But he walked in and as every I hope you all know, but it's been a story. T J got a heart transplant last summer, and yeah, the pictures Greg shared the moments I went back and looked at some today when he told his brother and sister that they found a heart, just things like that. They really were open about the whole experience, obviously to raise awareness, and they've just been great ambassadors for children who have heart problems and also transplants.

So they've been lovely as a family, and they raised a ton of money and all that kind of stuff. So he comes and he just walks into our meeting room and he has the biggest smile, and he's so good looking, and Greg and Kara have obviously been fantastic parents. And he said, go round the table and shake everybody's hand. I love that when parents make kids do that. H I am t J. So of course me, I'm like, I don't want to shake your hand, I want to hug you. Anyways, we have a great dinner in our

meeting room. We're all talking and then we finally get to the whole story of his heart. And to listen to a ten year old sit there and talk about how I guess not a week before and I don't want to misspeak. Before they found the actual heart, he had to work out so hard, almost like over exert himself to get his body and his chest ready. We were just hearing stories about that. We were hearing stories about the day that they found out they got the heart.

You know, Greg talks about it that they found out at two thirty in the afternoon. He goes in at five am. You know Greg's brother Kevin works with us. Yeah, and he was saying how the whole family was like, all hands on deck were coming to the hospital. We're gonna be with you. Greg starts talking about it took four hours to open up his chest because he had so much scarred tissues. I was like, I'm gonna pass out. But he's talking like this in front of his kid,

and t J is so open about it. He was like, you know, I didn't realize how sick I was until I got this new heart, because now I like have so much energy. I used to come home from school and be so tired. I think Greg said his original heart was only working about of what it should have been. It was incredible, Like I said, I cried about five times,

like it was just amazing. He looked over at Greg and he was talking about the night that they found out he had a new heart, and he goes, Dad, you cried so hard that night, And I was like,

you know what, I'm done well. And here's the part that makes me so sad is that the call they've been waiting for means that somebody else has lost their son, and like that's like it gets me every time because there was a little boy in the list's room when I niece had a brain tumor and they shared a room and then one day you go in there to visit her and he's not there, and I'm like, oh, I don't know how those nurses in that pediatric or do it. I don't they are. That takes a very

special person to be able to do that. But yeah, so he's it couldn't have been cuter. And we're all sitting there and we're all just like, oh my god, this kid is so impressive. You would never know and and even Greg said that, can you believe it's been a year. So we're all sitting there and he's like, Dad, I just I have two things I want to do tomorrow, and where he was like, what's that? But what's that? I want a cheesehead. We got you, We'll get you cheese head. And Dad, do you think I can meet

Aaron Rodgers? And Greg's like no, there's no, no, Like, Aaron's got a game tomorrow. We're not gonna bother Aaron Rodgers. But but like, what about for warmups? And Greg's like, he doesn't come out for warmups. He just doesn't do that. And there's that pre pre warm up where the guys are in their own clothes and their own practice clothes whatever. They're all that and Aaron doesn't do that anymore. Usually be older quarterbacks, whoa sorry, Aaron, you're not that old,

but older quarterbacks don't do that. And he just usually stays in and gets warmed up. But um, he comes out obviously when the team is out there. And you know this very well because you have friends that play obviously in the league. We hate bothering those guys. We hate asking for favors. He has a lot going on. He has a lot going on today now that they lost. But it was just sitting there, It's eight o'clock at night. This kid says good night to us, and it couldn't

have been sweeter. And I just said, screw it. I'll see if he's up. And I texted Aaron and I just said, I don't ask for much from you, and then I wrote, ha ha ha, I hate oz um. But I was like, I'm just letting you know that Greg has his kid here. This is the one that had the heart transplant. And all he wants to do is just meet you tomorrow. I don't know if you'll have time. They're going to try and stick around on

the field. If you see him. I just wanted you to know that's t J. And he wrote back right away and he said I'll look for him. And so I was so excited. I told Greg and t J. But then and t J was like, oh my gosh, Dad, what do we What am I gonna Like? He had his outfit and all that stuff and his new Nikes. And I was telling Jared about it the night before and Jared said, Aaron, I wish you hadn't told him, because what happens if Rogers has stuff going on, he

doesn't see him. Like, so, I'm I'm a mess. Three game happens, t J is down there, he's lined up, he's ready to go. I'm freaking out. It's forty degrees. I'm a full sweat. I'm a panic. And I said to Greg, if it doesn't work out, leave your kid down on the sidelines with me, like after the anthem, will shove him in Aaron's face, Like, I'll get it done and get security to bring him up. It's fine.

I'm stressing out. I'm so worried, Carissa. I haven't even told you about this, and this will make me crying. This is a part I'll never forget. And it wasn't even with Aaron coming over. It was so sweet. We're standing there because you're crying because it was so sweet. And this is where like perspective and like, if anyone in my life ever has a bad attitude again, I'm just going to give him t j Olsen's phone number

and they can call him. We were I was laughing with my parents today and I was like saying, this is how my dad is with Mickey Mouse. He just gets so excited. He's always like nicky. Because we're standing on the field and like you can hear the crowd start roaring because they've announced that the packers are coming

out and they're not running. They're all just standing in the front of the tunnel and Aaron's just standing there with his hands in his pockets and they announced, you know, ladies and gentlemen, the Green Bay, and all of a sudden, t j sees him standing in the tunnel because you can kind of see in the tunnel where we are, and his hand just shoots up in the air and he starts waving at him, and I was like, I

can't stand this. And this kid's dad played professionally, you know, so it's not like it's still such a special moment like it it's it's freaking Aaron Rodgers. So he just waves his hand, he's like hi, and Aaron looks over and he's probably about twenty yards from us, and he just kind of side looks helmet on, walks out and then be lines over to us and all of us like they showed it on Fox and we've all put

it on our Instagram. It was just like we all have friends, Like we're so grateful and lucky enough to have, you know, good friends that play in the league. But like when they do things like that, you're just like I love my friends. They're so special and because so much for that, Yeah, because it's way bigger than anything else, right, It's bigger than the sport and that he has his

dad played. But he doesn't look at his dad the same way that he does, like like he's like it's his dad right as opposed like this is like, you know, we loved Michael Jordan's growing up and like, wonder if our dad could like get us to meet Michael Jordan after like everything that we got forbid if we had to go through even an ounce of what those little

nuggets had to go through. And I you know, and Greg was talked about it on the broadcast and saying, like, you know, Aaron reached out to Aaron and like those little things like it takes one text from you, but think about the memory that he has now forever. And that's where it's like when I think about, you know, the make a wish stuff and and why that's like

always makes me cry because of my niece. But you know, all she wanted to do was like go to Dancing with the Stars and you had her come and she was so excited. Like she still has that picture in her college dormitory because that's how old she is now. But like those things matter and they go such a long way. And this is also why we love sports in the world, where it's like it transcends everything and you forget about your problems for a while and it

unifies people. And I just love it. And that's such a good story. And look at us so so following our brains out, we had this moment where the boys had to then go up through the stands to get up to the booth because they waited so long, they couldn't go in the elevator, so they had to get out there. They were waiting that long on the field to see eron. So they're still excited and everybody's like,

oh my god, so awesome. You got a picture. So then they came over to where I stand, and we walked over and Aaron's throwing to his wide receivers and all of a sudden, he goes hey, and he said t J, and he threw him a ball and t J caught it, like and Greg's caught passes in the NFL. We're like, oh my god, did anyone get video of that? Like it was like, it was so cool. I'm so

grateful for Aaron for doing that. I know he's probably not happy on this Monday morning, but I've sent him all the text from Carol Olson and Greg what a dream? Really really sweet. Yeah, I love that. Perspective is a good thing. And you know, I know sometimes and on on this podcast, we talked about everything, and sometimes we bitch about trivial stuff because that's life. But when you have moments whether it's that or you know, different things

that are happening in our lives. It is nice to take a minute and appreciate all the good things are happening, so don't get me wrong. I then texted you guys at eleven o'clock at night and I said, I have an idea. I want to talk about people who pass gas on planes. And then we land and I'm judging everyone, so you know, I still have perspective on humor. But

that is bunny though. There's the people and okay, wait, tell your story because then I want to since we spend half our lives on planes, this is why the stories that we tell I'll revolve around traveling. You also the dudes that are fucking excuse my language, that are snoring on the plane on my body loud. I know, and I know it's not your fault you like fall asleep. But the passing the gas, and you knew where it

was coming from, didn't you. Well, it wasn't hard to figure out when it happened the entire three and a half hour flight, and it's like one little pass and you're like, okay, wow, that must have been a tough lunch or something. But then it's like the whole flight, and it was like I was literally wearing this shirt because apparently I don't wash my clothes, and I'm wearing

it all day. I was throwing this up over my notes and just at this point, I was like, I want to wear the COVID mask again, you know, because this is I'm sitting in this guy's fart. It's discussing. No, was it the dude right next to you. I think it was the guy in front of me. He was wearing a Notre Dame shirt. So you know who you know who you are? Joy stealer. Aaron and I like to refer to people like that that we don't like.

They steal our joy. Okay, there's a lot of different things on our list because I'm getting better about writing this stuff down because I'll forget it. Speaking of on a plane, so you know, when you're sitting next to someone and that screen is so bright and you can't help but like look over and I don't want to look over, and then if the font is so large, now I'm like reading the text and I'm like, this

is I'm trying so hard not to look. But now it's like an older individual one and it was sexting and there's pictures and I'm like, no, like yes, and I was like, oh my god, oh my god. Stopped looking. And then I was like, but I want to look. I want to see what's happening here. And I was like dissesting on the computer. They were sexting on their phone, but the font was so big all the time, but

it wasn't me. I mean, and then I'm like, wait, sending the pictures and sending pictures and that wasn't like really really bad pictures, but it was enough. But I was like and then I looked at the person. I was like, oh my god. I was like, maybe I need to spice it up here because there's something going on here with this situation. I was like yeah, But then I couldn't have. I kept looking over, and I felt like such a perve. I was like pain pills iver.

I know. Well, maybe that's why I kept looking over because my next in one direction and I was like this. I was like, sorry, I can't I can't stop looking your direction. Keep up the good work. I mean, oh my god. I literally I was like this. It was like a total I don't know, I just I was like This is so embarrassing that I keep looking over and they probably like they didn't actually see me, but

they should have because it was very obvious. But you know, when someone's computers open, and even if it's not about the sexting thing, it's like you're you're looking at the spreadsheets and then I'm like, huh, insurance rates, Like stop looking at other people's ship, Rissa. I sat next to a very very famous model, not Chisel, on a flight either from New York to l A or l A to New York. And I was privately dying that I was sitting next for her, because you know me, I

love a model. Was it Bella Hadid because that was my encounter. No, but everything she was doing from like the ship, she was praying on her face, to her to her moisturizer, to she then pops up open her computer and I'm like, I'm trying to say hard I don't remember, but I do remember she kept creeping another model's Instagram page. It was interested saying yeah, yeah, I like that. So I was next to sex thing I was next to kind of like not jealousy but kind

of checking it out. Interesting, I know, And then I've gotten that privacy screen before, but that privacy on my I bought that privacy screen. Having online I know, but I don't. I need to put another one on because the problem is and I can't really see my own text message, like there, everything's like dimmed. But I think I need to get another one because if I'm creeping,

other people are creeping. When I sat next to Bella hadid you know when I was I was on my way to New York, and I was so excited to say, I don't know if I've told this story before. I was so excited because she was FaceTime just when she was still with the Weekend and she kept being like able this U and I was like, oh my god, and on FaceTime, this is the only FaceTime call I

ever wanted to listen to. On a plane, she was like able, I don't think we have time to go there, and I was like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. And then of course this is me, which, by the way, I should have never been hired for an entertainment show because I'm like able. I thought his name was the weekend idiot over here Sunday sabadaut Domingo. I was like, I have no idea. Okay. So then so then the waitress. The waitress that's so rude to me. Waitress,

you know how we feel about flight attendants. I'm thinking, I'm at a restaurant with her love the flight attendi. So the flight attendant comes around and she says to me, and she's like, oh, will you be having anything to eat on the flight? I'm like, no, thank you. And then they asked her and she's like, oh, yeah, I'll take the pasta. And I was like, oh, me too, I'll take the pasta. I did whatever she did. I

was like, models eating pasta. I meant pasta, I literally and then I just kept like I was, man, tell you what, though, seeing a model in person, I needed to put that fork down. They are so small, so like the legs were the size of my arms. Anyways, there's something like you realize you're never gonna be so But she couldn't have been nicer. I started chatting. All of a sudden, pasta turned to have you ever been to Bucca? To Beppo's. I was just trying to strike

up conversation. Who says, have you ever been to booka band? Girl? Yeah? This girl? She was lovely anyways, your Alonda. Yeah, I love the Alanda. Oh my god, how many things. So yeah, so I'm a creeper on a plane. Everyone, if you sit next to me, get a privacy screen or dim the light. Um so that's good. I felt bad this guy on the plane when I finally got to Green Bay.

And like I said, it's a tough travel day. You go long three and a half hours, and you sit in the report for a minute, and then you take an hour flight little small jet. We finally land. I look like dogshit and we land. The guy goes, so you're from green Bay. I was like, no, I mean And then I knew realized how aggressive that was, and I was like, I love green Bay, by the way. Just tired of me to brush my teeth. Yeah, where you're like where you're flying to places that you like,

I would never live here. You're like half the planes from here. You're like, I'm an asshole. My bad. Oh. Also, speaking of planes, this is centered around perspective and planes. It's the episode of P not where we're talking about p of course, just things that start with the letter p uh. All my pills, pills, I gotta say so I can take my back pill. Where's Clark is up

on the roof farting round? I had the two pain medications, so you know, when there's a little rattle going on and speaking of like the people that are judging around you, so they're thinking, I'm over here popping all these things like this pill popper crazy over here, and I want to I'm like saying out loud, like my neck hurts so bad, Thank gosh, I got my pain pills, like trying to like say why I'm taking these pain pills because I'm so embarrassed. Yeah, I'm like, then, have you

ever pretended to have a conversation put your headphones in? Oh? I didn't do this, but I was close to putting my headphones in and being like, yeah, my neck hurts so bad. I just thank god I have my pain medication because I these people, I'm judging people. I'm judging the sexter next to me. They're probably judging me, thinking I'm over there. Yeah sexter and four B WHOA good friends them anyways. But I was like, oh my god, It's like I had to like say out loud my

neck hurts. And then like the way that I was moving, like this nightmare coming from l A like all the stereotypes too. I'm sure we're over shares though. Yeah, so we're like we are everyone crazy. I can't stop thinking about when Jillian and of course friend of the show, Jillian, when she had Rich Gross bring the bag through security for her, Yeah, and then her like dirty clothes were on the top and she was mortified. I know, its like again when I was in the car accident. See,

you gotta make sure you got clean underwear on. You never know where you're gonna end up. But yeah, I would love to hear stories though from anyone. You guys are listening d m s about different ship on the plane that you see or that you know that you're judging, whether it's on a screen, a computer, or in someone's luggage, because there's a wealth of conversation about this stuff. I know where you headed this week. It's week seven, sister.

I'm going to San Francisco, not really Santa Clara for Kansas City at San Francisco, which game, great game, but they both are coming off a loss. Very interested to see. I gotta get to studying after this, but yeah, I'm so excited to see the fighting John Lynches. We're big John Lynch fans. I'm a huge Kyle Shanahan fan as well. He's so fantastic, so great, so looking forward to it. I have to say, obviously I love the Packers, have a great relationship with that organization because I feel like

we do seven Packers games a year. But the new energy of the Jets and they're like young players who are wearing cheese heads and running up the hallway. It's just like fresh new blood, right. It's kind of fun of the Jets offense has been scored by guys that are twenty three or younger. That team is are their babies. But it is exciting. And the Giants to New York

is wild right now, now great and it's great. What a time the parody right now in the NFL, like just yesterday, all the different well yesterday referring to Sunday of Week six, uh, and just different teams winning that. You're like, what, I would have never saw that coming, So I'm into it. Keeps it interesting. Um, I got wear my head. I'm headed to Arizona. I've got Saints

and the Cardinals. DeAndre Hopkins coming back for the first time he really needs yeah, and that Saints team trying to find their identity in the absence of Sean Payton. They obviously have fallen short. They've always relied on their defense that so interested to see how that comes. Came Jordan to Mario Davis, who we love, Dennis Allen, I love their head coach. Cardinals just got Robbie Anderson, so

you've got some storylines. We got Robbie Anderson. That was no surprise that he got shipped somewhere else because he got into it on the sidelines with his receiver's coach. He was not having it. There's a lot of coach player exchanges on the sidelines this year. I like and Tom got sassy again. Lots of different things happening. Um another thing too in terms of travel. The last thing and then I would love to hear your guys the story so again d ms. But the charges do you

look at your bill when you leave hotels? If my Fox bosses are listening to this, of course I do know. I'm running out of the hotel that we've got to pick up at eight thirty in the morning. It's eight and I'm running. I want to know who these people are. I want to know who the people are that return their plastic keys. Okay, who are those people that are like, here's the two that I use. I've got twelve by

the time I've checked out. I need to know who the people are that check their hotel bill that actually go down to the front desk when they leave and go over the charges or return the plastic keys, like hey, here's the two keys or the one key? Have it? When someone's like, hey, how many keys do you want? One? What I need ted? Because I'm gonna lose nine of

them before here go? Where do they go? So I wear all the bobby pins and rubber bands and whiplasts, thank you the black hole of all the things that we never By the way, do you know what's in my hair right now? A rubber band from my office? Look at this. This is why I don't have any hair, because I had seventeen hair things on my wrist cutting off my circulation, you know, the ones that are too tight. So I took it off my wrist, and then now I end up with a rubber band like this. Look

at this? What is that even holding well? I only have four strands of hair. Look at the breaking healthy look at it? Stop all right? Coming up next? On the Calm Down podcast. You want healthy hair? Wait, no more neutful. Actually, I've been taking my netful. Why is it standing up straight? This is embarrassing, This is crazy. This is crazy. So I'm telling you, these people in hotel rooms that return the keys are actually checked their wait for this word, folio, don't call it a folio.

Don't ever call it that ever again. So anyway, So I'm trying to be better about checking my credit card charges because every time that damn Ambex bill shows up, I'm like, did I buy a house on my Amex and not know it? This bill is not So I leave the hotel, I checked the actually check it. We got almost I'm not even kidding you, almost three hundred dollars worth of mini bar charges. I didn't even I didn't drink anything out of the mini bar. I was

looking for water. I didn't want the sparkling water. So I'm moving things around. You're a moving I'm moving all these things out, and it's one of those censor ones. The sensor thing got me. But I'm like, had I not checked the bill? Now we're getting charged three hundred dollars And that was for the incidentals Because it's a work trip. So any incident, god knows hundreds of dollars I could be spending and not knowing it. I'm checking

the folio and I'm returning the keys. It's the new me because told me as saying, don't say folio again, that importal. You're out of here. SI, you don't know this sensor moving things around? And then I'm gonna tell you what who's to say? Maybe I wanted to move things around and I wanted to eat those nuts? What are your nuts? And then I could just say someone moved him around? The only Devil's advocate with you? What

are you moving them around for? Can't because I was looking at the door and look, but you can't open and look there it was a very very expensive hotel. We have four deep Okay, this was a big it's bringing? Is its sparkling? Is it flavored? What is it? It's ginger l I mean, my god, Hey, how mad do we get when there's not a mini bar? Though? For what? At the time when you want a lot of hotels are doing away with those things, you know, and they got the fridge but nothing in it. That's a real

buzz kill, literally trying. I know, you're like Oh no, I just wanted one anyways, check your bill, drink responsibly, cheers right. Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of I heart Radio. For more podcasts from my heart Radio, visit the i heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.