Episode 111: Wardrobe Malfunction!

all of this and more. But I just forgot. We only have ten minutes to answer our lovely, lovely calm down viewer questions, which, by the way, how adorable was that fan at your game holding a calm down sign? Calm down? That's adorable. I was just gonna say that same thing, sweet Cincinnati Bengals fan holding up a calm down jo da side I was. I mean, in a game that was a very emotional I was so I was so happy to have a little glimmer of a sweet little fan like that to reduce all the tension

in that moment. Now, everybody who doesn't know about three games is ten minutes of fun. We answer your questions, which make us so happy because it induced this conversation, which most of the time ends up on our full length episode that comes out on Thursday. So here you go, sister Liz Schubert. And again full disclosure, we butcher names. It's our job to get names right. So we are

so sorry. We will try to be better. Best advice to keep the weed from getting snarled tangled in the wind, You were in the wind and sin see how those God, I will say this, if it's very windy, there's no going back, so just throw that bad boy in a ponytail. But yeah, I don't know. I don't think you're actually I want you to tell the story that you would always say that if you needed to like do a little fluffing up of the weave, how you would pretend

to drop your pen. Yeah, I would, because I don't have hair on the sidelines. I mean Jillian, God lover her. She's really good at being like, hey, there's like a random weave piece sticking out. But I just feel if you give it that, you know, put your head down, throw it back kind of jug it looks good. So I always pull the shoot. I dropped my pen, drop my pen, and then put my head down to pick it up and flip it back, so you know the role make comments. But yeah, the wind is tough tangled. Yes,

it's kind of best to put it up in a ponytail. Okay. Leaves are way more acceptable now than they used to be. Oh you feel it. I mean like I've clearly talked about it way too much on air. But I think that back in the day, when we first started wearing them, it was like, oh, let's pretend like this is real. Now it's like, well, it's very obvious it's not sometimes right. Next up, Girl Kate, Katie Anne, Leo, Katie and Leo. Candy corns or candy canes. I have to be honest.

I don't like any of them. I'm oh really too minty. I don't do well with that. You don't power rank altoys, peppermint, winter green, cinnamon go. I'm a winter green kind of gal. I know it, but I think cinnamon would be my last. My sister's calling, I'm gonna not accept her, not because I don't love her, but we're working. Um, you know what. But that's also wild that I don't love a candy cane because I will spray a thousand times breast spray before I talk to a coach or a player, So

that's kind of awkward and weird. I don't know what it is that your that's your preference of mint. Is that listering and the little hook your finger in and sprit sprit sprits? Or you also used to like the tablet things on your love the tablets Ryan. If we could try to work them into a sponsorship, that would be amazing, listering, crest all of it. But yeah, it's weird. I don't love a candy cane m candy cane lane Mandy one zero one four two says hypothetical redo, what

state would you have liked to have grown up in? Oh, that's adorable, Mandy. I know somewhere in the South, because I'd love to have an accent that doesn't feel like it's like the yalls, like a y'all. Like when Kelly or anyone that we know really like Southern says y'all, I love it, and when I say it, I just sound like I want to be. Yeah, I think I would have loved to have done like an Alabama, Texas like a Dallas. I lived in San Antonio for eighteen months,

but I'd want to do Dallas like Nashville. Yeah, really somewhere between five years old and you know, eighteen months after that, we moved from Maine to Texas to Florida. So yeah, my dad uh we Yeah, I lived in San Antonio because he was moving his way up the biz. Beauty. Also, I love that you said eighteen months, not a year and a half. I always laugh with like babies when they're like, oh my baby is eighteen months, You're like the kids a year and a half, like why is

the month thing? And when does it turn into something else? My baby's twenty four months or two years or whatever. Yeah, okay, I don't know this b lt yep, but whatever. What's your favorite thing about yourself? Oh, this is a good one. What is yours? Person? What's my favorite thing about myself? Yeah? I think my I think my ability to laugh at myself. It has served me well in a lot of bad situations. So um, I think self deprecation might be my favorite thing.

But a wise man once told me, your greatest gift is also your curse. So I have to be cognizant of not always self deprecating and like also talking positive about myself too, because that somewhere gets into your psyche about you know, certain ship. Yeah, um just said, yeah, I did that because I don't know what mine is. I think it's just like a humor making fun of my head something like that. You know, that's kind of it.

You know what's so funny. I was just I was watching this and well, you know, I'm gonna write it down, run it down for the podcast Andy Kaufman. I was gonna say my wilds like where my mind can go, because, as you know, I went and got my ZiT injected today because this thing is just sitting like a bad stormfront that isn't moving, and it's already been a week

and it's like we're done with this. I mean, am I really going to show up next weekend for the Rams Dallas game and have this planet on my face? Kevin and Gregor being like, wow, we're doing this again. I mean, we haven't evolved here, we haven't gotten bigger, We've just stayed consistent and all night, instead of like having to go get a syringe in that thing, I just kept thinking about like, okay, maybe if I like manifest the needle going in, it'll help it go down.

Like who the hell has to do that. I don't know me. You always get it in the same spot. Yeah, I do. I thought of that today too when I was looking at it. I always have this one which makes me really feel like there's some little bit of back to your ride here that I can't get out. Que cute. Jane Horn Jr. Says no question. But I finally tried ranch water, and I must admit it's pretty good. Tonight, Carissa, we should have a lot of tonight. I have a

late night shoot which will be fun. It involves all of our favorite things, our favorite people, uh, activity and football. Next, I am Klim. I am brutally ruining your name, but that's fine. What's the worst piece of checks Mix? And why is it the breadstick? I actually like the breadstick, but I really like the checks Oh good question. I have to think about. All the things that are in a check mix are peanuts and checks mix. Yeah, okay, so I like those. I immediately my mind goes instead

of to checks Mix, it goes to Gardetto's. And I love the brown really salty things, like the brown bread kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's like what I used to work at. Cheesecake factory, like the brown bread. That's why I waited four hundred pounds is I was just crushing the brown bread. I loved it. Of that. Uh Lets thirty three ever had a wardrobe hair malfunction on air all the way? Yeah, anything in particular alert that I'm trying to think. I don't realized my bra

was showing on Sunday through a sea through shirt. The light hit the wrong way and it was of Victoria's secret ad. So that was exciting. Oh that's good. I got on the plane and I posted it on our Calm Down podcast. I g yesterday. I was so hungry. I like inhaled the food that they served us after we werely, just because I wanted to drink so badly

and I didn't want to be wasted. As I was getting off the plane and I inhaled this brownie, but apparently I got part of the chocolate chip on my pants and it looked like either went in a bothrom or how to Misshashta. Of course, everybody I walked by I had to tell them about it, and they're like,

see that's the over that's that's the too much deprecations. Oh, I'm such an overshare I'm like, okay, So then this happened, and this happened, this happened something like I just asked what time it was like to wrap it up today I could an interview, and the guy was like, hey, so how do you ask? You know, the guys on the sets distinct questions. I rambled on so long the zoom expired and I had point. I swear to God, thank god. I went back in the email, got his

phone number and had so about being suc saint. An editor hates me, And you think, after all these years, to anyone that wants to get into sports broadcasting business. And Kurt can attest to this. Our sweet producer who has to edit this, I need to take a fucking breath, Like, take a breath, make an edit point. It's like you and I going in interviews. Uh huh uh huh. Joel hates us. Our producer was like, you, guys, I appreciate that you're really enjoying your interview. The editor wants to

kill you. Get a clean edit and shut up quickly. We have one more question. So, oh I like this. You are you're the Friends aficionado where Ross and Rachel really on a break? Yes, they were on a break. What do you think I don't know enough. I don't know enough, was telling Jillian and Kevin and I were on our way to the game yesterday. It's yesterday, it seems like three days ago. And we were talking about

friends and just things. We go to bed watching and it was either Seinfelder friends, and I just said, so many of Jennifer Aniston's mannerisms and friends remind me so much of Crissa. If they just do any who that's going to do it. From our pregame show, by Okay, I can't live it, I said, I like that. That's weird. Someone like just took over my body. Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of I Heart Radio.

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