Episode 110: I Peed In The Sink

is a production of I Heart Radio. Hey Hey girl, Greg Olson says, girl, girl, all I didn't do Uhum, I was doing an ad thing because bills aren't going to pay themselves, you know what I mean? Earl after Day. Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast. We are taping this Bad Boy on Monday, as we always do. That's why you'll get the pregame Monday. It comes out on Thursday. So Aaron is straight off of a plane from Tampa. I'm getting on one soon. I'm getting on one soon

to head to Cincinnati. That game just got more exciting with the Dolphins being undefeated, and then of course, thank god the Bengals picked up a win, because that's always more exciting. Uh and everyone's a lot nicer coming into the next week when they come off a game. But I was doing an ad thing and I had to shake my arm and it went like this, and I was like, and you remember that, remember the sweetest eating.

In the middle of doing it. For those of you guys that are listening to the podcast, I'm shaking my fat for uh whatever. This is called my arm and it's like wiggling back and forth. And there's this great scene and the sweetest thing with Christina Applegate and Camerons.

That's so funny. What is that? What is that? What is a couple of my favorite Green Bay Packers wives were in the stands for week one of this season, and as I was getting ready to do my stand, app I was looking into the crowd and they were waving at me, and I started doing that with my arm and then I and then of course I made it about that. I'm like, what is this thing under my arm? And I'm like, they can't even hear me. They're in like row fifteen, you know, it's like, what

the fund has happening? Anyway? Like that, our sweet producer, I just wrote, try some like you idiots, we love you. I need to do some push up. Oh I do too. How was week three on the road? Where the hell were you Cleveland? It was good, It was good. It was um you know, divisional game, the longest rivalry, the oldest rivalry, and the between the Steelers and the Browns. Tony was dramatic. Gonzalez, he was like wearing the utility guys gloves because they're like look like receiver gloves. Because

he was so cold. He didn't have a jacket. You know, these men they're like five year old. You have to take care of them. So I was like, from now on, I'm going to make sure you have your coat and your jacket. He needed a space heater. He was had a blanket on his lap too much. But it was good. It was felt like football weather. The day before it was for ninety degrees and then it just dipped. But when I dip, you dip, we dip. But yeah, it

was awesome again. Second week on the road with the boys, and I'm very excited as we keep growing the t n F three game. It's fun. It's a great group. And uh yeah, I'm just gonna have to get used to the travel thing. As I know you have mastered this deal, but it's it ends up just being such

a quick turnaround with Sunday. But can't complain. We look forward to this all year long, and I always remind myself remember during COVID, when we didn't know we were going to have a season and all we wanted was football. I was thinking about that in the airport the other day when people were like bitching about stuff, and I was like, there was a time where all we wanted to do was get off our couch, go back to work and do something. So but it was good, it

was fun. And this, oh my god, this season. We are only in Week four and it is insane, like the fact that like the Dolphins being undefeated, the fact that the Giants, well we'll see what happens on Monday night, but they're you know, two and over the first time since two thousand nine. So good parody, Hello g ops. Good for Trevor Lawrence. I'm excited for him. Just Peterson exactly early front runner for Coach of the Year, Jalen Hurds, there was a lot of questions about his maturation taking

that next step. He was fired. I don't think I've ever said fire, So that's cool. Um Lamar Jackson insane. But your game, America's Game of the Week, Packers Bucks, what was going on that end of the game was crazy? Crazy? What was Aaron Rodgers looking at in the JumboTron? I've texted him, Mike, can you tell me please because we don't know. I don't know, but I know he'll probably help Pat McAfee and I'm so bummed out we didn't

find out. And Greg Olson was just texting me a few hours ago saying, can you just text Rogers and ask him what he saw? So I know he's probably going to tell McAfee, but I'm so bummed. But that's just another thing like with him, and you know, we're going back and forth on our text chain like you have with your guys. He is so freaking smart. I'm actually dying to know. And Ryan, I'll ask you guys this too. Did Sean say what maybe he saw in

the JumboTron? Did did Sean have an idea? Did he say on Collin Show or with you guys what he saw because Greg can't figure it out what he saw. So for those of you guys that didn't know that, he did a postgame interview and he said he referenced. He was like, oh, well I saw that. Make sure he did it with Ronaldi, right, So he said something about seeing it in the JumboTron, but then we don't know. He said I saw something, but then yeah, we don't know when he saw so we're all dying, you know,

But this guy is He's unreal. He just sees everything. So it was like, did the Bucks have a camera on something that Brady and left which were saying or some sort of communication, and Aaron picked it up and then told La Fleur to tell Joe Barry. I mean, it's just it's insane how quick everything is going, and those guys can break it down so you know, like they make it go slow, put it in slow motion. I just, you know, screwed that up, Aaron Rodgers one.

But um, yeah, it's incredible. Offenses didn't look that great till the very end when Tom scored a touchdown and I screamed, and I screamed as a football fan, like I love both of those guys dearly, and you know I was I wanted to speak to both of them after the game that I'm you know, it was cool listening to them all weeks say they're such fans of the game and history of the game, and they know how big this wise. And when we all wanted over time,

I wanted over time. I wanted to see those two once you know, the Bucks offense started rolling, I wanted to see overtime. So when he scored that touchdown, I screamed because I'm like, oh my god, we're gonna get overtime. We didn't get overtime. I can't believe that they've only met five times, that this is only the fifth meeting between these two and it basic likely the last time that will see them meet. Of course, there's always the up chance they can meet again in an NFC championship game,

depending on how the season unfolds. But I uh, I just love I mean, it's it was vintage Brady right where it's like it's not over until it's over, and to your previous point, like I just wanted them to convert to send it into overtime. Also, I had a

lot of money on the game. I this is like a common theme for me, is that I took bets yesterday that I was I was like, oh, it's no brainer, Like the Chiefs over the Colts, that doesn't come to fruition, Like I could have sworn that the Bucks were gonna win given that their three that Brady was three and one against Rogers, and as Sean has illustrated, Rogers doesn't play well in Florida. Like there was all the different things. Anyways, and forty Niners last night that de Bockle that was.

I was like, you've got to be kidding me. You guys can't cover one and a half against this reeling Broncos team that doesn't know left from right. I was so annoyed. But anyways, so yeah, great early weeks auce in the NFL. It keeps it exciting, always entertaining. All right, so I've got a laundry list of things. Oh, first of all, I loved your hat. Think so stylish. So well, there's some people that are totally you know. Of course

Twitter always has to say. It's like you stand on a sideline where it was a hundred degrees and I knew the head would be soaking wet. I didn't want to deal with it. I didn't. I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna wear a hat, hide my forehead and like just keep the sun. I mean in all honesty, the selfish part of it. I didn't want my hair to turn orange. I spend money on these highlights. I don't need my my my base and my blonde turning orange. I just don't. I'm sick of it. I

spent a lot of money. Well tell you who's not spending any money doing highlights mine? Look at my hair and need it done so badly. No, it was so cute, and here's the thank you. Everyone's going to say something. But if I wear if I were a dress that's literally a fucking turtleneck dress, my arms are covered, my legs are covered, then it's like, oh, what is this evening? Where? If I wear anything that remotely shows cleavage like little slut on a Sunday, And I was like, what do

you want from me? I'm either fully covered like I'm Diane Keaton and don't want the sun to touch me, or I am doing a walk of shame. Did I come in from the club last night? I don't know. Keep them guessing I'm bored. Carmen san Diego yesterday, shut up or inspector gadget everyone eat it. I don't care. You're so stupid because you know what all those boys were saying out there, e A, you look like you should have a peanut colada in your hand, and you

know what, I wanted five of them. After that came ship me Buffett, where's Margaritaville? I stepped on a pop top? Okay, blew up my flip flop. Enough enough, Oh my god, good stuff. Okay, So we have a list. As we always do on this podcast, we will talk sports and life and everything in between. So earlier on the pregame, we were answering some of your guys questions, which again thank you for asking and to do some great conversations.

One of them which I have to go back to, is we were talking about where you go to the bathroom on the field and you use it end up going in like the you know, the utility closet or like the grounds crew little place whatever. So one of those toilets they usually have the urinal in there, or they have the toilets that are just all steel like industrial style. So I've had to pee because someone that one of the toilets was overflowing or whatever and someone

so disgusting. Guys, Why it's the crew meal. It's the crew meal. It's the crew meal. It's always something very dangerous and heavy. It upsets their stomach and they gotta go. And guys don't care and they go in there and it's awful. Yesterday I went to go take a pee. It smelled so bad because someone had destroyed the bathroom. I shoved, shoved toilet paper up my nostrils. Do that and pete all games. It was a long pe anyways. Good. So I went in a urinal one time and I

had no shame. I was like, I'm gonna work these quads out and I am good. It's not a problem. It's not afraid of it getting on your outfit. No. No, Like I just had squatted enough and I'm like, push my bum back far enough where Like I was a really good aim and I was a great guys. This goes back back to my days playing basketball and doing defensive slides. Really work up the quadriceps. You know, me and Nick Chubb, who can squat sixty nine pounds. I can't.

I can. Uh yeah, forget one handed catch during a game. The fact you pete in a urinal and didn't mess your outfit up, I mean you are the John Madden m v P Player of the game. There was no split splash and I wasn't having to take a bath after that. I was a clean, a direct line, uh and direct him direct hit exactly battleship. But you said on the pre game, I don't think I forgot that you pete in the sink one time I did? Why not my prettiest moment because we were in Houston. It

was the super Bowl. We were staying at that hotel in Houston, and Jared and I had gone out like a couple of days before the super Bowl. It's before like we kind of like crack the whip and you know, it's a school night and all that kind of stuff. So we went to a party. I think we drove home with straight and you know, like traffic is bad. Everybody's getting out of these places. You don't want to pee. Wherever we were, I think we all saw Bruno Mars

or something. Did you go that night? Do you remember that? Are you there? Yeah? So we go and we have to pee so bad. Both of us are dying, like and you know, guys can't hold it. So we're like running to our room. Our key doesn't work, so he's like, oh shit. So it's like one am we have to go back down. He's like, we'll stay here. I'm like, no, because I have to do something. If I'm just standing here, I'll pee my pants. I gotta do something. So I went with him and then we got the key and

then we're running back up to the room. And you know, when you're so close, holding it is so hard. Well, I had one toilet in our room, and I knew he was going to pee his pants and I was done, so he pete and I got in the sink and pete all at the same time. I couldn't help myself. It was like Bridesmaids and what I wasn't going number two. I was just peeing. And Jared was like, wow, this is really attractive. What am I supposed to do? What

am I supposed to do? Urinate myself in this gorgeous hotel? No, let's just call what is There's definitely been times where I've went a little bit of my pants trying to hold it, and it's like I played a game with but I had this time with the Super Bowl in Indianapolis, I was with Mike Silver, Josh Elliott. There's a name from the past. Good morning, good night America. Where is he? We don't know, but I'm gonna tell you what, Sam Campion of Rainey with a chance of sun breaks in

the hurricane morning. Um, I we had went out the night before. I think I've said this before. If not, well I give whatever said again. Um, I went out the night before, had too much to drink, woke up in the morning and fully, fully pe the no place like home. Thank god I wasn't at home, because there's no way that those silk sheets could have handled it. And your little dog too. That was that super Bowl wasn't right? I think it was keeping track at home

carry the one. So speaking of one, yes, I peed my bed and then I called downstairs and I was like, oh my god. I was like, someone spilled. I think there's a leak in the roof. The bed soaking wet. Can you bring up to you? And I'm not kidding. I called him like, I don't know what's going on. I think there's a league. The bed is very wet, and I don't know what happened. So please super Bowl weekend and there's a league, you know. So yeah, So that's that's that. You gotta go. You gotta go, Okay,

you gotta you don't remember that you went. I put insane chapstick that I had in my purse. It was good. I got it from like a little boutique down where I lived, and it was like just its fabulous tropical Coconutti flavor and I loved it so much. And it was on the side of the sink and as I was peeing, it rolled in and oh, well, that was my Super Bowl chopstick. I hate that. I can't say that.

You can't wash that off. Speaking to that, yesterday, when I was sitting on the desk doing highlights, I was in between stuff. I was like going through my bag Mary Poppins. I pulled out seven different lip glosses and chapsticks, and Jarrett, my sweet researchers who sits next to me, I was like, Jarrett, watch this, and I kept going and going. He's like, holy sh it. Then I had three perch fumes in there. I had, so it was

a real treasure chest. Treasure chest easy for me to say, it's my reser and with seven should put it into your teeth, They're gonna separate. I've got to add to this. So listener of the show, friend of the Pod and friend of us, Gillian Gregory. This morning we're boarding Delta and uh six twenty boarding and I'm like, Jillian's not listen to me. I'm like, Jillian, come stand over here. Oh I'm listening to your podcast and just finishing up.

Hellover angel. Anyways, she's telling me the other day when she comes to my room to do my makeup. She goes, I was just listening to your podcast about your makeup bags being a mess, and she goes, you know what, She's like, I'm thinking to myself, these bitches, I've given them so much good makeup. What the hell is going on in those bags? It's true, it's true she has given us good makeup. But here's the thing. I feel like I always end up losing the good makeup. And

I'm gonna tell you why. Because I'll take the bronzer or the lip gloss or the good ship that she gives us, or any of the things that we decided to actually spend some money on, and then I rotate them to different purses. It's like, Oh, I'm gonna go out and put it in the rotating and then I don't know where it ends up, or then we've dropped it, and now one little fraction of that palette the eyeshadow is broken. Now we just got to throw the whole

thing away. It's still not an excuse. We're disgusting and we need to clean out the bags. For example, here's mine because I had to do a hit for extra What is in here? We don't know? Look at this, my god, that thing is knee deep. Yeah, so I'm a natural beauty god. I'm telling you that look this, look the pallette. One little eyeshadow and I was like, mmmm, yeah. When one goes, then they all go. They all go a little crafting in the sink office and Jillian office.

Can I tell you about my flight to Tampa with my cutie beauty United Airlines flight at oh you text me immediately tell the folks at home, all three of them. I'm so sad. Well, no, she's one of them. I forgot her name. She couldn't have been sweeter. I got on a United flight to Tampa and it's about one o'clock, so you know who you are. And I get on and she just looks at me and she goes calmed down. Yeah,

I think you calmed down right now. And she goes, I have been waiting for this moment my whole life, even though we've only had this podcast for two minutes. And I said, we are so pro flight attendant. She was like, yes you are. She goes, I just love you guys so much. So sat down. This is my person. I texted you and Ryan are producer. I'm like, this is gonna be a great flight. I love this fight attendant. She's you know, she's a fan. I've got her back. Well,

then we started talking. It was the day after this asshole was on a flight from Cabo to l A and he sucker punched the flight attendant from the behind. I don't know if you saw it in the head and I said, well, I've got your back this flight. You don't have to worry about anything. I love flight attendants. She goes, oh my god, we were just talking about it.

Cut two. We're trying to board. It's a big flight and there is this guy that is not happy about the fact that the flight is already like full and he's in the back and he can't bring his bag on. So he's fighting her and she is being a dream. She's like, I don't know what you want me to do. These are not my rules. She is being so calm cool, inflect him. He comes back, he goes, you know, to the seat. He comes back up. He basically mother fox

her in front of all of us. And here I am and I go, okay, you know what, No, we're not doing that. So he walked back and I'm thinking he's gonna swing on me and go viral. So shit, we have content. Um. So then he comes back and he does something where he hits like something, the bulkhead door. He just like hits something. So then somebody comes and says they don't feel comfortable. Can he behave the entire flight?

And the flight attendant goes, no, you know what, no, and she goes up to the pilot and gets him kicked off, and good good there. They shouldn't have to deal with any of your ship. I know it sucks when you have to check your bag. I get it, trust me, I get it. But they're there for your safety. Don't be assholes to the flight attendants. They're doing the best they can. Knock it off. Calm down. I couldn't agree more with you, and I am I'm the first

person again. It's they're not there to wait. I mean, yes, that's part of the service, Like do you want to drink or you want whatever, that's fine, but they're there primarily for your safety. I only get frustrated. And this has nothing mode of transportation and this has nothing to do with them. But like when you have to put if you're in the bulkhead seat, you have to put it up above and then there's no room. I love the flight attention. You're like, I can just put in

this closet for you. Can we just make it easier. It's the other ones that are like, well there's nowhere for the bag to go that I'm like, what's these are my rules? If you want me to put it up, I just need some room. And now I'm going back to thirty two f It's fine if they are, they're

They're wonderful. And I love that she was so excited to see you because we'll be the first one on the picket lines for a flight attend issue with the for women Shoulder to shoulder Daughter's Daughters singing grateful core as well done, Mr Suffragette. That's from Mary Poppins. Good evening, Kate Nana. So she did want me to tell you and Kurt are going the fuck keep listening to this. I'd rather be with Sean Payton for forty five minutes. For a fifteen minutes segment. She want me to tell

you two things she thought. Okay, absolutely beautiful in Kansas City. She loved that outfit. She wanted to make sure that you knew that Marcellus Wiley said in an interview that you were his favorite person to work with. She took a screenshot of it, and she was gonna put it send it to the Calm Down podcast. Okay, Now I wanted I hate United, but I love United now because I've had bad service. I'm Adelta gal, but I will fly on United just to have her as my flight attendant.

How sweet is that? Oh my god, that's adorable. Okay, Well, and marcellis thank you. Oh and it was a Thursday when I flew and she was I was like, do you know what time we land? She goes, We're only gonna miss forty five minutes of the game and then we'll see our girl when we land, meaning you, I can't. How sweet is that? I love her? I know, Oh my gosh, Okay, I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna find out her next flight I'll just but I'll just book a flight wherever she's going to Tampa. We're going to

Cabo the passport. Oh my gosh, that's great. That makes me really happy. Um okay, so that was your flight, which is always good to have an enjoyable experience. Sam's the weirdo guy. Um let's see what else on our list of things to do? Oh god, rat a tat tat. I gotta fill you in. So last night you and I were testing. You were on the Calm Down podcast. I g and how cute are you? How's your coming along? Because you were saying that you might have one coming. Um,

it has come down a little bit. There's still uh it's like, well, unfortunately it's not like Hurricane Ian. It Uh it could turn into the Gulf or it could turn back into my skin. So I don't know. I'll keep you guys updated. There's updates coming out, much like the National Hurricane Center. Every okay, stop touching it. Um the So you were so cute and and documenting that, and I came. I like, so I always walked the dogs at night in a certain area. Sometimes it gets

dark when I buy myself. If Steve not here, I don't really want to go out there by himself. Even with the ash like and even with Kujo one and two, I'm still like, I don't really want to like wander the alleys at night. Okay, So with good reason, I let them go out in the front and then I'll it'll get cleaned up later. Fine, fine, Fine. I'm standing there at the front door waiting for them to go

to the bathroom. Willis comes back with a dead rat that has been dried up for god knows how long in his mouth, drops it in front of me Is to say like, look, look what I found disgusting. This thing is so dried up. It looked like astronaut food, you know, when they're like this is pancakes and it's like a dice step little that was so dried up, going disgusting, And my first thought was like I was like, oh a mouse. This was a fucking rat. There's no way.

The tail was like this long on the thing. And now at this point I'm like, thank god, because usually I'll just leave the door open. I wonder if you would have come in the house with that, And I was like, nope, turnaround, mr, you are going right back out. Put that thing where you found it. He drops it in front of me, and so now that until this morning, I couldn't even do it. Last night, I couldn't even

like fling it over whatever. So now I have to dispose of it because it's still on the side yard, and I think I have some ideas. Was so proud, so disgusting, but grows. I don't need the dead rat in your mouth as you care. And here's the thing, like I don't let my dog. I don't like the inadvertent like, okay, lick your face because they love you when they haven't seen you in a while. But I'm not into the licking of the face and the whole thing.

And I'm like Willis, I'm sorry, Like you need to get your teeth brushed, go to the groomer tomorrow and clean your act up. Which, by the way, they're getting dropped off here in about two minutes, so you'll see if let's see what he comes in with it this time. God only knows a possum. What a guy. He loves you that much, mom No, he saved up all his allowance and brought me a rat. Well that's more more than my exploy friends. But yeah, that is so disgusting.

It's just crossing off the list. Um, how's Jared the other day on the I podcast, which by the way, Aaron is very active on and she's so good about us. Jarrett and you were having a time and he was in the bathtubs no water go. But we also, he's gonna kill me for saying this. I told my parents this. So we were having a week at our house where that you you all have been there. Garage Stward isn't open. You can't get the cars out. Um, there's a gas gas there wasn't gas or what happened? We got new

with our gas. We're good. It wasn't our house. It was somebody else. Okay, guys, we're good. Meters come, everybody's fine. Um. And then what else happened? Oh yeah, I we got new finally, Um, shower head rain and whatever because I had rested up. So I've been so excited to get those because ours were so coated over with RUSS that like three were working and four was going, you know, one way, and it was like you step aside to shave your legs, but you're still like getting squirted by

the random like spout. You're like Oh my god, enough is enough and made me to replay. Yeah, so limestone calcium to I mean, we're growing like a whole thing. I'm sure it was great for my color. Forget this the heat and the sun. What was that doing in my color? Um? So we got those installed and then I went to go take a shower and there's no hot water. So when they did something they turned the

hot water. We thought it was broken. All they did was turn it off, and it was I don't know if you guys have ever seen Money Pit, it is one of the funniest breaking movies ever in the world. With Tom Hanks Shelly Long. There's a part where he's trying to repair the stairs and she comes in with ship all over her face and he goes, hey, what's that on your face? And she's like, the ceiling it seems to be coming down in the other bedroom. And he's like, well, I'll get to that in a minute.

I only have two hands, okay, okay, like and so we just did this whole thing. So then I called Jared because he was dealing with something else, and I was like, we don't have hot water. So he just came and he sat and laid in the bathtub was over it. But that was after he got a phone call from his financial person and because I guess taxes are due or the extension or something for business tax like oh hi, Daisy too, yeah in your walk? Where's willis?

Is he carrying in a dinner? Oh? My god? But with this his taxes, he forgotten two of his places that gets paid that they weren't taking taxes. So he has a lump sum he has to pack. And he was like, I'm sweating through my shirt. And I just said, babe, it's okay, we'll get it fixed and then it's fine, just pay it and the next time around we won't. And I said, how about I take you to dinner? And he goes dinner. We can't dinner, Like we can

afford dinner. We have a gift certificate too, And I'm like, pizza, pizza, You're fine, settled down? Okay, I know that little season from Matthews around here somewhere is there a code we can use? Swipe up? Hey, y'all? I admittingly I told her Kelly Stafford's Instagram, you guys, is so amazing. She does these ads and she saves all the money and she donates them and she does incredible things with it.

She'll buy tickets like for the NFC Championship game last year, for people that couldn't afford it the of the game, and we're huge RAMS fans. She is a true angel on Earth. Her ads make me laugh so hard. If you guys don't follow her, you have to also follow the Morning after that. I'm not Kelly's agent, but I just love her so much. Her Morning After down down,

but she um. She does these ads that are so great, and I admittingly I don't know if it shows how many times you've watched them, but I will be up into like ten twelve times I've watched this, just cracking up, Hi Daisy. She doesn't mean to be so funny because she's being so natural and real, but she ends up just cracking us up. Like yesterday, she was so sweet

while she was watching the game. She had she know had to wear on and she had a sweatshirt on that was where and she just said, houses the mass kids are a mask. My hair is a mass. Haven't showered, but I'm in my wear and I'm just like, she just can't even make it up. She's a tent she's also I love that she treats his matthew. She says, wolf with like his old pictures when he was like when he used to way more because he's like bro I got into the carp She wrote wolf on a

picture of him. It's stopod um okay wait, mother of four, mother of four exactly wait what was gonna say though? After before that tangent about how did we love Kelly my house? Oh gosh, okay. So the shower. So the showerhead situation I wanted to talk about. This seems like it's going to go down an inappropriate rabbit hole here, but it's not. The whoa. The showerheads here in California are regulated. So the first time that Steve took a shower in my in my shower, he goes, WHOA, this

bad water pressure. I was like, well, you're judging the water pressure in my house? Like, oh sorry, and he was like yeah, exactly exactly Niagara Falls. I was like, He's like, I got something for you. So he goes back to his house, he unscrews the shower head, brings it over, puts it on mine. Oh my god, it's like a Swedish massage. I mean, I thought I had

just done cupping. I got out of there, those freaking marks all down my back on the show, it was hazy because I'm gonna tell you so California, if and on like an Amazon link or any of the shower heads you want to buy in California, they don't because water conservation, which is important. I have astrotur out on my lawn, Okay, not real grass, so I'm not watering that bad boy out there. So this is where I need it. I need more in the shower less in

the yard. They won't sell you a shower head that comes out that fast because they want to conserve water. I get it, it's very important. So this guy had his dad by one in Atlanta and ship it to him because no water regulations in Atlanta. So you've got to outsource this thing. So if you want good water pressure, you can't buy any shower head in the state of California.

You better call in some favors. You better hope your neighbor doesn't hear this, because not only is she trying to screw up like whatever she's doing with your fence, now she's gonna freaking turn you over. Can you get arrested for this for showerheads. No, I mean your water pressure. Well, you know what, someone can send that gas meter guy over here and his friend from the water company and we can show how much water I don't use out in the yard and how I'm using it in the shower.

It's a washed and now I'm better washed and even cleaner. So I'll flip that underwear inside out three more times because I am clean, clean, clean, clean clean. That what I'm telling you, don't it is? We don't know what she's referring to. Check out podcasts thirty nine. I don't know, you know, the one that Vince Vaughn wasn't on. So yeah, either way, it uh, it's changed my life. This water pressure is unbelievable. Oh yeah, what do you think. I

had to take my extensions out. The water pressure was so much that they're ripping them out of my head. I can't have anything in there. This is crazy, you guys. I think we're all at a time, which is such a bummer because I could go on and on. Well, we're gonna need you to finish up one more thing. We can't just bring up topics and not get Netflix net. I'll say that no wonder they don't hire me Netwich. This Netflix thing recently watched what are you talking about? Video? Anyways?

You know what I mean? I got I'll get you. Um. So Netflix has this thing and I'm going to start a new segment much Steve Chagrine even though he doesn't care. This guy is so great, he doesn't care what I say about him. I could give his you know, prostate exam on here and he's like, great podcast, not listening. So but I think his I think his I think Kathy, his sweet mother's listening. So Kathy I had okay getting back to the recently watched part of Netflix. So we

were talking about it earlier on the pregame. Who said this was going to be a good idea because if you're just starting dating somewhere is this I'm going to tell you. You know, it's like looking at your history and your thank you you're basically saying, hey, check out my h Safari history. No one needs to see that. Clear all histories, because there's weird questions that I need answers to sometimes, and it's sometimes it's not even for me, like what is that? What is that bump on your

inner thigh? That was Who's the same was for me? Maybe I was looking it up for a friend. I don't know. It wasn't mind Fitzpatrick exactly, Shaggy, it wasn't me. So on Netflix it says continue watching, and so sometimes like I'll come home and like there's these weird shows

that are there. I'm like, so continue watching How to Get Away with Murder or whatever these things are, And I'm like, who said this was a good idea to display what people have been watching, Especially if you're not that close with someone, You go over to a friend's house, maybe you watch weird Ship and you go pull up, Hey, you want to watch that new episode of whatever on Netflix, and then you you're checking out what everyone's watching weird.

It's the same way that oh you made me watch in Montana that was such bad acting and they were having so yeah, yeah, yeah, it was that sex show that m It was all the rage. So forget what the name the name of it was, but you guys know, if what I'm talking about, it was the hot Wife. She's like stuck in suburbia. So then she ends up hooking back up with her old boyfriend and like Aaron was not into it. And she had kids, and Aaron did in the personation of the five year old, and

she was actually again move sex life. I think it's what it's called. Wait, can we talk about something that keep and if we have to make this too, doesn't care. I have a lot more to say. Okay, go ahead, first, this is my final thing, top Gun. Final counts great. Okay, yeah, okay. The action cards were amazing. But here's my issue. The I get it was like a blockbuster. We're so excited the music comes back on. There were some parts of that movie where the acting was horrific. I mean, you

can do it, Pete. You always have done it. They'll always look up, what the funk are we doing? Like, just get me back on that jet or whatever you're flying and let's go shoot some bombs. I mean, like the bad guys down. But you've got it, Pete, I forgot his name was Pete. Just call him mab or Maverick. Why are we calling him Pete? Like and and and Jennifer Cowley's character is made up. She wasn't even around and we're supposed to act like we knew her from

part one. I barely remember. The only thing I remember is a French kiss. I don't remember much and talk to me goose. But you've got it, Pete. You've always figured out, like, what are we doing? So? Aaron Maverick a thumbs down from the Cisco and Ebert review, one rotten tomato. No, I thought it was great. The ending was amazing. I thought the ending I was like, I thought they were gonna die. WHOA, Sorry if you haven't seen it like that, she says, ship. So have you

guys heard of this Titanic? It sinks. Sorry to spoil the ending for you, but yeah, so to bring it back inverted dive with a big twenty eight. She's not a fan, okay of the sequel, that's fine, but let's bring it back to the race. You're watching things on the on the Netflix. They shouldn't be advertising that. This is my rant about things that should be posted that

no one needs to know. Who are these people on venmo that want me to know that you vend mood someone for tacos or a girl's night or a manny petty or U the middle Finger? Why is this public? Why is that ever an option that I want to know that you split a pedicure with your friend Susan, Okay, I don't need to know. Just send the money without the details. I don't need the emojis. I don't need to figure out what we're sending over there. It's so

fucking weird. I literally had to send money and I got a I saw a scrolled up and saw Tah with a middle finger. Okay, so obviously it's a bills fans. So then we're paying off bets on there. You know you were you guys are worried about my show to uh to. I was giving a middle finger. I was like, I thought it was really religious. I don't see him doing that. Wait are you are you? Are you on

the same conversation or plan. I'm following two is Venmo because you can see people that are in your context contacts. And he gave a middle finger and sent some money. I was like, he's una defeated. Why is he giving anyone in the middle thing? My god, somebody grab a map and follow along, drop a pin because we are off the reservation here she is she has taken a left turn, Grab a Thomas Guide and get back on

the fucking main road here. No, somebody obviously bet whatever against their friend and they lost anyways, so Venmo, take off the details. I don't care what people are paying for Netflix, take off the recently watch, and I'm gonna tell you something else too that I'm not interested in doing. When I say to you, I'm gonna show you a picture and you're standing next to me, don't be looking as I scroll through the phone to find the said picture from four months ago, because I'm gonna scroll pass

things that maybe you should or you shouldn't see. What's the hovering around? You know what I'm talking about? Like, let's say, if I say to you, I you I don't care. I can't stand hoverers anyways. I'm not a hover love her, you know what I mean. I hate hovers. We just had one at lunch. I said to Jared, could that guy I've gotten any closer? I felt like his blips were on yours. It was too much back. When you see me basically doing a back bend, that

means I need you to take five steps back. Shit, not to be confused with one step forward and two steps back. No steps forward, Paula Abdul, keep it moving. And for those of you that are just joining us, it seems like we're bitching about everything. We love flight attendants and Aaron tips a lot, so we are very nice and shower heads in the state of California. It's

a big racket. Okay. Wait, so you know when you're standing next to someone and you're like, oh, I want to show you something, and then they're looking over and you're like okay, well and then you got to do the like move shoot, shoot, don't bother me. Gosh anyway, So yeah, that's what That's what I've enough to these days. What about you? Calm down? Is right? We need to calm down? Is it hot in here? Is? This is tanning? Like? And this watch? God, this is a broken mine are broken?

How about when people ask what time it is when you're wearing a watch like this thing has never been set. This is ristualry. What are you talking about? This was a gift I got for my thirtieth birthday when I broke up with the guy. I actually took it back to the store and made sure that it was real because knowing this guy bra Joe Lent. Okay, guys, we are all out of time here on the Calm Down Podcast, And by that I mean I don't know what time

it is enjoy it. Willis well, let's just here, guys, Will, let's just here. Oh God, look at him so proud. Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of I heart Radio. For more podcasts from my heart Radio, visit the i heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.