Episode 104: Charissa Scissorhands

talk more pets. Heads are falling off. Where you back? Two things. I was gonna call you today to catch up on life, but then I'm like, why would I do that. I'm just gonna save it for the podcast because there is a lot of things that I need to discuss with you. Rewinding, Yes, we had a great dinner. I got on a flight, flew to San Francisco, didn't interview. I did the responsible thing and left that night. As opposed to flying the girl in the on you because

we know how that's gonna go. We don't need Kyle Shanahan asking where I'm at and I'm still on the tarmac at L a X. Don't let's do the teaser though. You have an insane interview for Foxes Week one. I'm so excited for you. You You get to sit down with who I'll let you promo. Yeah, I sit down with Trey Lance and with Kyle Shanahan. Of course, one of the biggest stories in the off season is who, who, where,

when and why? So yeah, Trey Lance is getting of course the keys to that that sports car that is the San Francisco forty Niners offense. And you know, John Lynch says who he says when much exactly and you know, and it's in the interview, but how it kind of worked out well for everyone there in the organization, the best of both worlds and being able to keep Jimmy because of a bunch of different reasons. But anyways, um wait,

so that'll air. I can't believe this is our Yes, here was our last Sunday that we have off until the Super Bowl, so February here. I feel like this has been a long time coming. We've been talking about our summer being over. It's officially over. But your tan is alive and well if anyone is listening. Aaron is wearing a white tank top and this broad looks like she is a Bermuda. Bahama, come on, pretty mama, So I have to I have a sit down as well. Week one, stop me if you've heard this before. I'm

sitting down with Aaron Rodgers. Week one, we have Packers at Vikings, which were so excited for America's game of the week. But I figure, I'm gonna absolutely damage my skin on Labor Day weekend when you know, and then we head off to the NFL season where I will never see Sonics again except for week three when the Packers head to Tampa and I will absolutely just sweat

through my outfit. So yeah, we were out by the pool this weekend, Jared, and how you are in the pool now soaking it up and it is freaking so hot outside Grace right now. Anyone listening in Los Angeles gets this right. And I also, full disclosure, feels so bad when I was talking to my mom and dad

today in Tampa, Florida. Any of you who are loyal and we love you listeners in the deep deep South, we need to shut up because we have zero clue what humidity and one hundred degree attempts feel like right now there for you, but oh my god, I want I know you guys went on a date last night. I saw you post about it. We went to a little local Italian restaurant here that we love that you sit outside. I mean, I rolled up my jeans. I was dying. Jared walked home with no shirt on because

he was just sweating through it. And I love this place. It's a place that they only have like wine and champagne. And we were drinking red wine and I was just like Jesus, it's so hot, like it was awful. I love this place. But we were dying, cube and make a say I did. Well. I'm wearing a sweatshirt that so Steve and I have this thing like when we first started hanging out, he would come over and bring

a matching sweatsuit outfit to just like be lazy. And so this is my Jordan's breakfast Club, my new one, because Michael Jordan would wake up at four o'clock in the morning and work out and then he had this thing called the breakfast Club. So anyways, I'm wearing this because I'm hungover again. Stop me if you've heard that before. I feel like my storyline is always like I'm a degenerate and I'm just whatever. But I work really hard and I play really hard. Off of a twenty four

hour install. In the world of home design, and install is when you go and you set up someone's house. So sweet James Conner, he's a running back for the Arizona Cardinals. I did the McCoy's house. Yes. By the way, the only clients that I'm driving now, I'd like to say this, the only clients I wanted house at home are rich athletes who don't have a wife or a girlfriend who interject with styling tips. Because the guy that he went like this, do whatever you want. I mean,

that is a dream scenario. But I mean we'll take all clients at house at home. I'm just teasing, but he, you know, like us, he's getting ready for his season, and an athlete needs to be when their home, they need to be. I told them two things I'm not picking out for you your television and your mattress because I don't need you on the I R week three because I picked out a temper Peedick that's the wrong right.

So I fly down there. I'm like, dude, I will flip this house for you in two weeks, but I need you to go stay in a hotel and then you come back. And he sent me the sweetest messages. Yesterday he came home and it was all done, and I had went to CBS and I printed out pictures of him and his mom and his friends and put him in frames and stuff, because these guys are young and they've got, you know, some cash, and they don't

think about putting pictures anyways. So but I was in Arizona a hundred ten degrees, Sweet James, I adore you. His power wasn't on. He hadn't set up his power, so the A C wasn't kicking. My sweet painters who I are, my crew of guys who I sent down from California. They got there and like Carissa, there's no power because he hadn't set it up. It. The dude hadn't lived in this house yet. So we're there, we're sweating. There's generated I was like, anyways, it was worth it.

He was happy. That's all that matters. So needless to say, I'm putting house and home on the back burner, well pun intended, because I'm sweating for in the next couple of weeks and focusing only on football. But that was what I've been up to the last couple of days, so I decided to just go for it. Last night were the same, went to an Italian restaurant, but we sat inside because Steve's the sweater. This guy, there's no chance a C is on here all the time. I've

never had this a C on as much. I'm freezing him. We're in the sweatshirt inside. Wait until you get that bill. Oh my, just what he said to him. I go and again, I'm trying again, in the infancy of a relationship, I'm trying not to do the nagging thing right. And he's amazing and does so much for me around this house, especially when I'm not home when I end up having to stay in Arizona overnight. He watches the dogs, the whole thing. But I'm going around and turn off the

A C. In every room. I'm like, we don't this is I am freezing around here. I don't need the bill to be thousands of dollars. Yeah, and I agree with you with that. And I tried to be really good around our house too. For as much as I live with someone that's very A D D. I'm very much the one that's turning off the A C in different areas of the house. Okay, so there's a good question with that if I am like, I'm not using upstairs, I just shut it off, Howie and Jared her outside,

I just turned it up a little bit. But then are you paying more money to cool it off when you come back in than just having it at a maybe a seventy three or again? Keep you you know what I mean. I know exactly you mean, because I do this have to keep it at a certain temper, but to keep it at like a seventy but I don't this house must get really hot or something. But the other morning I woke up and I'm like, it's

fifty degrees. I don't know, there's some setting. And you know, I'm not not technologically advanced in any capacity when it comes to that stuff. But yeah, so that's what's going on. Also, it's going on. I have a massive So I have a mole right here. It's like not a colored mole. It's like a have you ever had one of those? Like a non colored mole, Like it's like, looks, oh no, look at her. She's repulsed um. It's it's basically like assist. It's like a Cindy Crawford mole, but without the color.

It's like God said, sure, you're gonna be cute, but you're not going to be super model cute, so we won't color them all. So I got a zip over that, and you know what we do? Because Jared and Steve really mad about this. I found I felt it last night at dinner and I started. I was like, oh, oh no, He's like, don't pick it. So what do I do? A few glasses of wine in I come home, I look for that safety pin, fishing around in the bottom of the bobby pin thing looking for the safety pin,

take the lighter, I sterilize it. I'm up there performing surgery. But if it's a mole, you can't do that. But there was a zip over the mole and it wasn't ready. And now we're working with something and I've got a huge mound, and I'll tell you what's gonna be a problem. I gotta be on the mound tomorrow Wednesday at the Mariner's game to throw out that first pitch. And the only thing they're looking at is this mound. Of nonsense right here. So I'm gonna say I'm gonna wave to

the Mariner faithful. There's five people in the stands. That's why they asked me to throw out the first pitch because and I am going to throw out the first bridge with this massive it. So we are taping obviously before you do that pitch. This podcast will come out after. Can you please please please post on the calm down. I g just some fun behind the scenes things totally. And Steve the other day goes, you're gonna need to practice, and I go, but I will say two things that

I am good at life. Other than that, I can I can work on some stuff I am very good at, Like my work ethic is very strong, and my athleticism is. Yeah. Top Tier's king about it, but he's like, this is different. It's all you have to you. First of all, you have to throw off the mound. Anyone that throws in front of the mound soft. So he grabs the dogs baseball or whatever tennis balls the other day and goes,

let me see your warm up pitch. I just drilled it, and he's like, well, not bad, but it's a tennis ball. So I need to practice with the weight of a baseball because I can't be embarrassing myself and do a one hopper in front of the not today say that much. I ain't doing anything today. So yeah, yeah, so I need to do that. But I also need to stop doing what we always do. Why are we always picking? I gotta tell you what I got. So I am starting to put because obviously I had out of town

this week. You had out of town next week for week two for Thursday Night football. I am starting to put my kid together of what I need. Friend of the show, we had her on Dr Pimple Popper, Sandra Lee. I actually went and got some of her like acid like face wash to travel with because I got no time for what you're probably going to be happening. I got a big interview this week. I'm sure something is

going to erupt whatever. Because you always get one, like whenever something biggest, I always get one right before the first week. I always get one right before Tom Brady sit down, and I always get one right for the super Bowl. So there you go. And that's not the only ones I get. But you can basically set your watch to those, to those you're gonna be as We were walking home last night, just panting and sweating. Granted this is not even a five minute walk, but we

were dying because of how hot it was. We were having a conversation and Jared said something and I said, you can mark my word. And I said, that is a phrase. I mean, it's a Paula Andrews ism mark, but mark my word. I mean it's a hell of a phrase. And then I was like, this is a calm down podcast thing. Are there any other phrases out there that you were like? It's such a mom is um, but you find yourself saying them. Well, you just said another one. You can set your watch. First of all,

who's setting watches over here? Um? I don't even know how to will I wear a watch and don't ever have the time set to it? When people like what time is it? And I'm like, I don't know, They're like, you're wearing a watch and for fashion, I'm not wearing it exactly. This is where Mike, have you met me? Oh my god, there's i'd have to think of out. Let's open it. Let's take some uh, let's take and ask our wonderful We need some phrases. Um, you're Oh,

this is my Cathy Thompson's voice in head. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. When you're gonna get it, You're gonna get do that one more time. You're gonna get it when your father gets him. Um. Oh god, there's so Lady Jane is when my mom always says, listen up, lady Jane or something like that. I don't know, lady Jane. I don't cast. Hopefully my mom he'll ask my mom what that means. Jane. Okay, I'm going to

tell you something though. I gotta get this out of the way because it's bothering me and you're going to murder me. You're going to murder me. I need to I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take off my headphones. I gotta. I gotta show you something. I said, Hey, you're taking out your pigtails. I cut my own hair last night again. Oh my god, chriss sa. I took out I took out almost all my ex This girl cannot be trusted. Look at this. And this was after

how many drinks. No, this is before I left for my date. And I thought I was so cute okay, having a time with your extensions. You are a little frustrated. Okay, because that's okay. Always go back and forth. Look at this. Welcome everyone to Prime video Thursday night. Welcome everybody to Fox NFL Kickoff. Who's ready? Um? I have to go back and forth. Do I want short? Do I want long? Too? Yellow? It's to this is to that I don't know what I want in life. Okay, this is this is the

problem here. But I know guys like extensions, and so I had a lot in It's not true. Okay, Well I believe from history. History is history tells us. That tells smart my word. I like that. You just are saying words like there's just one word. It's marked my words. I didn't know that. So it's like a spirit animal. And for those of you just seeing this clip, it's because I need clippins after my at home haircut. Hold on, I gotta put this up. This is so embarrassing. But

hold on, talk amongst yourselves. I'm dying to know what you cut your hair with gardening shears. I mean, what that looks pretty? What did you do? Take us through it? Okay, so, Barmazon, you are not so I am not so I have you know that little razor that Dominique leaves us. Sometimes bad ideas, bad idea for Dominique. If you're listening, do not leave her with that razor again? Are you insane? This is leaving like a kid with a hot fudge Sunday and say do not eat this and getting brand

new white couches and having them sit on it. Exactly. So, I am getting ready for I don't normally get ready for a date because it's like I just throw my hair back and like whatever. Some I disagree, you always look smoking hot. Love you. I'm like, I'm gonna try so blow dry my hair, which I hate. Who here in this heat? Actually not my house, it's phreezing, but who has to blow dry their hair? Like, I mean, forget it. So I'm blow drying my hair and I'm like, no,

I don't really like this. Leg probably got stop it start. I'm gonna go take a picture when I get off this, I'm gonna take a picture of what's in my garbage can so then it then it starts. One left comes out, two comes out. Now I am baldy, Brian Baldinger. I mean I am I have one row left and just some stragglers. It's bad. It's just tell me you didn't cut your real hair. I can't. I can't. I can't guarantee that. I don't know. I don't know what the

damage is. Until I don't know. I need help. I knew you were going to give that, but I just get bold bad and then I don't know what you do? It looks so bad now look at it's just like like Edward scissor hands over here. I just started going crazy. And then I walked downstairs. I was like, oh, we're gonna be a little late, and he goes, what do you do? It's like, you know, like it it's like looks great, but what did you do up there? And I was like, don't worry about it. I got bored.

This is when I need you to pick up your little phone, press the Calm Down podcast I g and start videoing yourself, because it would have starting to show you the remnants of the disaster that was the morning after. Kelly, you're just having a hair situation. You're just not happy with it, like and nothing's making you happy. Remember when I you know what I do that normally it equates to my life. I mean now, I love my life, but normally the hair coincides with my vacillation of like

do I want it long? Do I want it short? Do I want it brown? I wonder what that means. Somebody that's listening to this that like it has like kind of the meaning like when you lose your teeth and dreams or when you something Yeah, and then you're like, oh my god, what does that mean? And does this person feel the way? You know what I mean, It's like, yeah, there's there's deeper issues here. My therapist isn't available to holiday weekend. But I'll get to the root of the problem.

The problem, that's the that's the real problem here is root anyway, so my hair getting I have a massive sit and football is right around the corner. Hello America, Hey fox Set, Hey, so I wanted to discuss with you my It's not my latest problem, but it was a problem last week. I wrote it down in my little podcast notes. We went away to Mexico for a couple of days last weekend. Had a great time. So grateful my sister is able to come and stay with

my child. Howard, everything's good, everything's great. He was known like he's five years old, but probably a couple of years ago. He just had really really bad stomach issues. We're getting up in the middle of the night, probably like to three times a week. We have knock on wood. Think we nailed it with his food, so we're good to go with that. So she calls us probably around eleven o'clock our time and face times us and said, hey, the baby's not doing well. He has explosive you know

what around the block. I feel so bad. We've gotten up and down probably like three times. Okay, so this happens for about five hours. So but the problem is he's then taking her. He's telling her he has to go outside. He goes outside, but he's not goingping happens, so he's got like a tummy ache. So I'm just like, I cannot hashtag calm down. I end up calling after hour five, calling the vet. I've convinced myself it's blow, which actually does kill dogs. I am on the phone

at three am in Mexico with the emergency vet in California. Then, as Jarrett points out, I'm on hold for twenty five minutes because I'm asking them if my sister should bring the dog in. Before I called the vet. He puked all over our kitchen, so I've convinced it's shit is bad. So that's like, she can bring him in, but it's probably gonna be like four to six hour wait where it's like, he's fine, just let him the night. How

many dogs are there exactly? And they're like, unless it's a grave situation, I'm like Jesus, So anyways, I call them back. He's fine, he slept through the night, He's fine. The next morning, blah blah blah blah blah. This is my issue, and I discussed it with my mom. My mom wakes up the next morning, I call her and I'm like, Mom, Howie puked, he had the ships last night. My mom goes, yeah, that happens. He's good. I'm sure Ken will monitor him today. La la, la la la.

My little thing is he's fine. But I didn't sleep for two days. I was so paranoid. I was NonStop tracking my sister on my phone to make sure they hadn't left, they hadn't gone to the hospital. I am like this with a dog. I cannot imagine how I'll be with a child. I have serious issues. I don't know what to do. I can't cancel you on that because I am I'm a little bit more relaxed, like I go, well, what are we going to do? As long as and I'm with you because like our well,

our dogs are our children until you have babies. But it's like, does Jared calm you down in those situations? He tries to, but he knows that his words are lost on me because I am so geeked up on this dog. I have convinced myself this dog has cancer. I have convinced myself I go towards the absolute worst right away. And again, how the hell am I going to function with a kid? Are you like this with anyone else? Like? Are you like this with Jared if

he's sick? Are you like this with I? Feel? Because you are so motherly, You are so motherly, like whenever I have something, you like checking on me ten times a day, Like you are so caring. But can you calm yourself down by calling your mom and having her like in this situation, Like it seems like she's just like yeah, five, yeah, she's had two kids, five dogs, right, right, So maybe you go straight to her and then she's

the barometer of your fine, don't worry. Abou's unavailable for a comment at three am, unfortunately, but I I so agree. But I just really, the next time that happens, like think, like, what would Paula do? You know, not Jesus the same, but what would Paula do? And then just have her voice be in your head and then as soon as she wakes up, like, mom, can you call me? Like I'm freaking out? I don't think. I don't think it's a big deal, but I don't want you to then

give yourself a freaking ulcer or whatever. There's a thing I mean, I don't I don't even know we're still doing those. I don't know if you're still doing those. So then you because guess what, as we know and we've talked about it, nausea, remember the stress in my life and how it takes all like it takes its toll in some capacity, So you stressing out is going to end up you're sick. How are we sick? And it's a disaster and you don't want to have that.

So just I don't really have great advice on it other than just wait for Paula to answer the phone in the morning. What would Paula do? But just affected me for two days, and then you would think the next night, jar, it's like, oh, you're probably so looking forward to going to sleep. I didn't go to sleep the next night because I was worried he was going to wake up again with stomach issues. It's a dog

he's got. I mean, that's crazy. You're a better person than mate, because Daisy will come upstairs and she'll wake Steve because she knows I ain't getting up, and she'll wake him up and he'll go out. This is the guy, mind you that like didn't even like, of course he likes dogs, but I didn't want to like, yeah exactly. And now he's like, woke up with Daisy three times last night. I was like, when I didn't hear you, He's like, we know you didn't hear. Your extensions were

covering your ears, not anymore wide awake. Fuck, look at it. I mean, what am I gonna do? This is this is crazy. I know thisition, but like most people who want to look semi decent on television, don't just start hacking their fucking hair. I've really got an issue. And again, we'll get a psychologist online one to tell me to know what that means with your hair. It's got to mean something. Um well, I got issues, that's for sure. But wait, so wait, this is exciting. You are going

back out on the road. I'm going on the road. It's football is here, all of the things. Now what day are you packing? I need to start following in the Aaron Andrews school of thought because I'm just throwing ship in a bag and hoping it works. So I'm meeting with Alyssa tomorrow to kind of get my two outfits together for my sit down for the game. Probably travel with my sit down outfit because we all remember

last year's sit down outfit didn't make it. Had to go and purchase clothing in Green Bay, which was a lovely experience. Also didn't sleep that whole night because it was so worried about it. We'll send off my Minnesota gear, my Minnesota outfits to Minnesota. So that's waiting for me. Um so prepared this one. You're so flecking her going by tomorrow. But yeah, Alyssa and I were talking about this. Alyssa is Aaron's sweet stylists, and she's helping me out

with some stuff with Thursday. And then Vickie of course we'll do the Sunday stuff. But she and I were talking, I said, basically, whatever Aaron does, I'll be the opposite. Like Aaron will send stuff ahead of time, I will be the person that left the outfit at home, like I'm I'm it's it's a wonder that I actually get anything done in my life or like bills are paid or anything, because I pride myself on being responsible. But then half the time I'm like, I don't, I don't

know what I'm doing over here. You are so much more mature in areas of preparation than I am. I was the hotel lotion the other day. I was, I was thinking about you because you're like, oh, I don't want to smell like my co workers, and I'm like, it's not that I don't want to smell like them at all, but it's just I don't feel like we should all smell the same. I kind of want to walk. And also they don't give me enough moisture that I need. And I know they're always a watery. Why are those

hotel thing? Yeah, what are they doing given that condition at that tiny little conditioner I mean on this straw, I mean this thing on the scarecrow. I need a lot more than just that little one ounce of fun, okay anyone that. Thank you guys for listening to the Calm Down podcast. But there's gonna be many themes. Yes and that, and that concludes this episode. So mark my word, we're done here. Mark my word. This isn't one word.

You'll get one word. Okay, not forget the words. One word. Um. I was writing down on my podcast notes when I was on the plane the other day. So you know, the plane leaves the gate, you think, all right, here we go, we're headed out, we're on time. And then you do you do the tar back weight, and now something's went wrong. So then people take liberties and think, oh, now is the time I'm gonna do that FaceTime conversation that I wasn't able to do when I was alone.

This absolutely not this, So there's issues mcmah absolutely not. The lavatory. The lock on the laboratory was like the door was swinging open, so they had to stop. We had to go back to the gate the mechanic had so this is behind in front of that. Yeah, the shifter, the shifter is not working. He's facetiming someone and saying the ship is not working and that calls you. Remember I was on the phone with you and I could hear this more on yeah you And I'm like, first

of all, I need to lower my voice. The microphone doesn't work, you know. I'm like, this is insane. I don't want to hear what you have to say, first of all, yelling. I also don't need to hear your wife's response being like nobody likes a bad shitter. I'm like, you know what likes you and you and sip it. What are we doing? That's fine if you want to get on the phone, put your headphones in, and what we do? Why do we want to hear what you have to say? And then the kids are screaming in

the background. It's like Jimmy's doing that thing again. I'm like, I hate Jimmy. And here's the other Yeah, this is why Jimmy is doing it because he has asshole parents like you. You know what else. I sit there and I just stare at the guy like, oh that's good, that's good. Really I should do that, come on or my favorite disease, like oh really, yeah, well, let me know how he does in math class. Let me know. Yeah, well, Okay, we'll text me later and let me know how he

did on that problem. And then this is what I'll do when he's done. Actually, you should let us all know because we're now involved, Like, are you insane? Put your headphones in. This is a mode of transportation. Mode of transportation. I'm going to start saying that. I'm gonna start getting involved in the conversation and then the best So, do you have a problem, like you just made your problems are problems? I mean, everyone just get on the

FaceTime and everyone just start yelling around here. Please enough enough with that. Okay, So that was something I was like, this is gonna be and I am not complaining. I am excited to get back on the road. But the stories, hey, oh my god, you um had a big week as well, the nasty Oh my god, you need I'm so freaking ignorant. This is why invest in real estate, not in stocks. Because it's like we get at the nasdack the doubt, which which is up? This is you on the video?

Looks like everything's up? It did? That song was up? That was great. Starbucks was plumbing as we were there, no offense. I was drinking duncan donuts that day. We love that. This is so cool that you can do this, and your pictures were so cute the confetti following. So were you nervous, like walk us through the whole thing, because this is no one gets to do this. This is awesome. So fox PR wasn't an awesome move, much like they're gonna have you throughout the first pitch at

the Mariners game. Fox PR set it up where Kevin Greg myself got to fly to New York City. New York's the big old City girl, and they had us ring the Nasdak bell. It was so much fun. I had no idea what we were walking into. Carissa, I'm going to tell you it was like an event, and of course it is. It's a big deal, but it

is a fully choreographed situation. So we get there. We did Fox and Friends before, which was so much fun because I am obsessed with all those women on Fox News with their makeup and their attitudes and their hair. I just love it their hair person because those blondes are always kicking their icy and the weather galon Martha's a dream. Anyways, so we go over to Nasdak. We sit there, great lobby by the way and John at the front desk security. He had the jokes coming early

in the morning. So anyways, they have a lovely coffee bar with anything that you could want, and so we're sitting there like and these fabulous mugs, and we're like, these mugs and coffee are fantastic. It's all for a reason. They want you to be keyed up and pumped up for that belt. They were like, we've got plenty of coffee here, and keep drinking it because we want the excitement and the cheering coming when you were about it

was the whole thing. So then they have this girl named Kristen who is everything come out and give you the run of show. Christian's like, okay, in five minutes, we're gonna be bringing you in and then you're gonna be live and this, this and this, and then then Kevin, you're gonna say. She was like a ride coordinator on Splash Mountain. I just sat there with my mouth open and was like, she was amazing. Your exits are here, there's plenty of coffee, so you're excited. The confetti is

gonna be falling, so don't be surprised. I mean, she was everything. I loved her so much. Maybe she could pack my bag and your socks will go here, and your underwear we'll go here, and your outfit for the day is in the Ziplock compartment. Mark my words, Kristen would know where to put it. So we get inside this room so fun, and it was like, welcome everybody to the naz Jack Experience. And this music starts playing and I was like, where are we the Norway ride

at Epcot. You Disney fans will get me anyways, So I'm looking for to Bob. I'm in little Italy. Okay. They specifically tell us turn off your phones, no flask photography. So the experience starts. I'm holding up my phone and I'm like, oh yeah, I'm filming this for Instagram, this asshole. Yeah, everything's off, but the volume is on and like a story from another page comes on where it's like Influencers in the Wild and it's like but Bamp Bamp Bamp band.

Kevin and Greg look at me, and I was like shut shut and we're like live and there's like somebody talking. So I was like, christ, it's gonna be so bad at me. Anyway, we get up there, we plead us and Kevin asked to give this full speech about how we're so excited and what a year on Fox. And I was like, oh my god, I kind of can't breathe right now. What if I pass out right here during the next right leather shorts, tall black boots, reach bed well, sweating from every angle. Anyways, so we said

as a team. At first we just heard Kevin was going to push the button, and I think I may have complained just a little bit enough where the Nazdac heard and they were like, all three of you can push it together. So I was like yes, So they said practice and we did on you know, we do the countdown five four three to Greg Olsen and his big fucking hands smashes it and I started smashing his hand. It was like no way, he's no way. He stopped. I was pissed, so I'm like smacking his hand. And

I wanted it. I wanted to do a do over with the Nastack experience because we did not get to touch it, Kevin and I. But then we got to sign the little thing to officially say the market was open. We went outside on the Times Square. Like in Times Square, they had a big Nazac building. It was awesome promos,

it was ship it was really cool. I just think about immediately because I love the movie Wall Street and Gordon Getko and Greed is good, and I just think about Michael Douglas and his Cardier glasses and like the whole thing, and like the Wall Street men, Like that's a world I know nothing about. But I just think about these incredible, like sexy men on the floor. Just what what does it all mean? It's like an auctioneer and they're just like making all these gestures. Anyways, what

a great experience. I mean, I think our time has come to an end. Well, I'll tell you it's not going to be down all season my hair because it's got to be up. Okay, it's an updo and an update up and it's up. Oh my god. We need to know if you found your license, Ryan, I love you. I did find my license. I'll tell you where it was. It was at the public storage place. This is for

next episode, guys, Hansel and Gretel. The trail led back to as it always does, something involving house at home because I'm dedicated like you are, to wear I had a public storage unit because I had all these couches because I'm trying to get a freaking furniture line, and I counted at the public storage. Well, I'm telling you it's going to mark my one word couch. I'm gonna couch this conversation that we're gonna bring it back next week.

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