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Through the season, we're five hundred dead on. We were three and three last week. We've said a week in and week out, we're not satisfied with the five hundred. We want more out of our selves, so we got to expect more this week.
So yeah, let's get back in the green. Here's what I got. You got a quote for us? Yeah, I got a quote for us.
Leaves man, I know you went through a lot too. Tennessee again lost us. Yeah, got the bed. Nebraska covered. Tennessee didn't please give us a quote, jack.
You know, we're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are. And that was Bill Watterson. So I think we really need to enjoy. Even though we're five hundred, we're not satisfied. We're still five hundred, and this week we're gonna take it for what it's worth, so let's just get after it, and let's get into this show.
Be where your feet are. You gotta make time to make bank. You know who said that, Joey Parlay in the back. It's hanging above his bed frame. I got something for you, boys. Gambling is like riding a bike. Just keep your balance and keep moving forward. We were five hundred. But did we keep our balance? Yes?
Yes, it's the definition of balance. Talk to them, ho three and three is the definition of balance? And will what'd you say just a second ago? Be where your feet are? Yes, be where your feet are? And may they take you far?
I like that. I like that.
And guys, look, I know we're five hundred, and don't look at your losses. Don't look back. That's why they make it a little rear view mirror. You don't look back. They make it small. You got a big wind shield and in this case, a win shield. Up ahead. Great gamblers are great simplifiers. And I got five picks. If you just give me your time again, you can't make bank if you don't make time. If you just give me your time for the next however long, we're gonna
deal you. Some of the greatest picks. I've felt in my fucking gut in a long time. Jackie slips kick us off.
Brother, I believe we're gonna recap a little Colorado Colorado State action in.
Moving to the Colorado Oregon game last week, Colorado listened to me, I would have picked the Colorado State plus some whatever it was, plus whatever it was, but unfortunately we were in Georgia. It's not a gambling state. For the love of guy. We hope they fix that. But the Colorado Colorado State game, I love or that Colorado is three to zero because they're gonna start playing some This came from Gary Midnight earlier, some meaningful football. They're
finally gonna get tested against the Oregon Ducks. They're going to Oregon and the Orgon head coach. If you guys watched his presser last week, he says, I quote but also don't.
Quote me on this.
What has Colorado done to affect this conference in the past. And if you watched Dion last week when Colorado State, that head coach popped off of a little however, he.
Almost backed it up.
But they done fucked around and made it what boys personal. They done fucked around and made it personal. It was supposed to be a fun game, it was supposed to be a competitive game, but they done messed around and made it.
That is why why they're taking Oregon.
We are taking Oregon minus seventeen and a half to cover there without Travis Hunter. How much of an offensive weapon is he? Number one, He's one of the most talented players in the game. But if you watch, you know how how many times you been in the end zone one? They do throw a lot of d balls too. He is out, But even if they still have weapons on offense, I think it's a big blow that Travis Hunters out. They're going into Oregon. They should have mopped
Colorado State. They didn't. Their confidence might be wavering a little bit.
I don't know.
I say yes, I want to buy the Dion shades, and I want to I want to do all the stuff. It took Dion the Rock, Lil Wayne college game day, fucking everybody and their mother to barely beat Colorado State, not Oregon. This is a real fucking ball club, and I think Colorado gets not only tested, but takes their first massive l of the season. I don't think it's gonna be pretty. I think Oregon might mop the floor with these boys. Oregon minus seventeen and a half. All right,
let's go, let's kick it into it. Notre Dame versus Ohio State at Notre Dame in South Bend.
The line is three.
The boys are gonna be there, so there could be some juju in the air for us.
This game gets me hard. I'll just say it. We're gonna be there, the boys. Shane Gillis is gonna be there. College Game Day is gonna be there. The Vaticans hosting a watch party. They're canceling mass hosting a watch party. And guys, all you have to ask yourself is this do you believe in the fighting Irish? And what's going on in Leprechawn Valley out there in South Bend? Hell yeah, Mit says no, he's Ohio State, Buckeye head shaped like a buck.
Guy.
Listen to me, Hartman. I like Notre Dame this year. I like seeing the boys listen to me. I like this pick so much. Picture me walking in in the movie Rudy and laying my jersey down on the desk. That's how much I like this pick. I'm ready to give it all up for Notre Dame. They can break my heart if they want to, but damn it, I don't think they do. I like Notre Dame plus three, and I like our little leprechawn friend to tell us that it's gonna be okay and we can believe in
the luck of the Irish this weekend. Notre Dame plus three, I'm rolling with Catholicism.
We're going with the Irish, all right.
Moving on, we have Iowa at Penn State. The line is fourteen over under forty and a half points.
What is your pick?
Well, meaningful football is starting Penn State. They're ranked what are they ranked? The ranked in the top ten? Yeah seven in Iowa. They are currently ranked twenty four to twenty five. It doesn't fucking matter what I was ranked. There's a couple questions you gotta ask yourself. I'm gonna say two questions is can you run the football? And what the boy Mitch says? They're two headed beast of a backfield in Nick Singleton and k Tron Allen may be the best duo in the backfield. I belive I
was a tough defense. However, I think Penn State crams it up their ass. It's the line is minus fourteen right now, I don't care where it moves. Can you run the football Penn State?
Yes? What's the second question?
Do you think Penn State is a college football playoff team? If that answer is yes, and they can win through and land air and see, they are going to win this game by at least fourteen whatever the spread is, We're taking Penn State with the points.
I'm not gonna go to that joke. I was gonna go to that.
We're going Penn State with the points. Fucking book it and take it to the bank. Not a memory of Sandusky, take it to the bank. What's the next game? We interrupt this episode to bring you cars dot com, the leading digital marketplace for car shoppers worldwide, connecting you.
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Next game SEC matchup Ole Miss at Alabama, LINEUS seven and a half.
Personal it's personal, man, for who Lane kivin for both fucking teams. I think if you're old Miss, if Lane Kiffen and ol Miss is going to beat Bama and Kiffin beat Sabin, this is the year it's gonna happen Ole Miss and Lane Kiffin.
The blood is in the.
Water right now. On Bama, they are vulnerable. They don't know who their quarterback is gonna be. Yeah, who is the Joe? Joe Milroe? Jalen Milroe might as well call him Joe because he's thrown like Joe right now. Jaln Milroe, he's coming back. They announce him to be the starter. This game is personal for all sides. Conference plays at hand. Where's it at Ole Miss or Obama Tuscaloosa? Ah, God, dude, I don't fucking know. What's the line that right now?
Seven and a half. You do know, well, you do know. Stop acting like you don't know. You want some rat poison?
Yeah, Nick Saban is washed, Joe Milroe can't throw it, and the Bama defense, their offense, their team has cracks in the pipe.
That is we are taking Oh what's that, buddy? What did he say? You know? It was always I would be on money line. Stop whooping and hollering, go with your gun and go with saban.
Bamba minus seven and a half at home. We're going fucking Bama. I'm telling you the boys are gonna get it back on track. We needed that clip for the rat poison to flood into Tuscaloosa.
We're gonna be running it all day.
Bamba minus seven and a half at home against Ole Miss.
Final game of the weekend for US. The lock of the week the Florida State at Clemson LINUS two and a half.
Is this the proper wild lock of the week? Correct?
This is the proper wild lock of the week. Florida State. They beat a tough LSU football team in Week one. Everybody was ready to crown him. I personally crowned him. They're in the college football playoff.
In my eyes.
Their quarterback, what's his name, Jordan Travis. He got hurt last week. I know they struggled. I know they struggled against who in fucking Boston College. Yeah, they struggled against Boston College. But I'm telling you, Jordan Travis is back this week. I think this is the easiest lock, maybe of all fucking time. Clemson is not a good football team. You got a bunch of fucking hoity toity, you know, white boys, guys walking around. Oh hey, we're gonna go
tail getting my lake house this weekend. Did you know that my parents they have this house over here over there. Yeah, I'm on scholarship that's getting paid for by my parents. Those are the type of boys that are out in Clemson. And Deebo's gonna be sprinting his ass out on the field. Would be funnyf he tripped, not gonna wish that on him. Dabo's swing, He's gonna be sprinting out on that field, and he's sprinting out to get his.
Little ass whooped.
Florida State is gonna take their powers back this week against Clemson. And what a disrespectful minus two and a half line. This is going to be potentially a blowout. This is the lock of all locks. But something there's go ahead, sorry, go what do you got JP?
This past week some inside ball Clemson starting running back Will Shipley got it into it with Clemson legend CJ. Spiller, who is one of the coaches on the staff, and they got face to face.
Camera cuts away.
Next thing you know, Shipley's walking on the sideline, pouting, towel over his head, not showing his face to the camera.
Trouble in Death Valley, Trouble in Death Valley. You want to know a fun little tidbit on CJ. Spiller.
Yes, lost to the Nebraska Cornhuskers two thousand and eight Gator Bowl, like twenty three to twenty one, something like just a little fun little staft, fun little stut on Nebraska Nebraskas might cover this weekend. They are not in our They are not in our lineup this week however they did. They are fucking what two and one against
the spread? Speaking of against the spread? Going back to that Penn State game nine zero and one against the spread in their last ten again book it Penn State over Iowa minus fourteen.
Wherever the line is. I love those five picks.
Guys, Does anybody have any finishing touches to end on that?
I don't see a loss here.
The tough game is going to be well, okay, never mind, there's two tough games all missing Bama and then Notre Dame in Ohio state.
I think Notre Dame in Ohio State.
We get to start to separate who's who in the zoo in the college football landscape, that's a big matchup. I think Bama is time. This is Bama's gonna start rolling or there. They could be three to four lost team. I hate saying that because rip Taylor Lawan. He was saying that they were dead last week in Bust with the Boys. We fought that battle bit. However, the way they struggled is concerning. But I believe in the rat poison we're gonna put out there, put out there. I'd
like us to go five and zero. Don't think about what's happening. What are we in total right now?
Eight and eight? I know it's five. Here's the point.
You can't move on to the next chapter if you keep rereading the old one. We got a new week this week, a new sports book, a new lineup, new ass whippings. Guys, thank you for your time on bet the Bus. I am your host, Stone cold payoff Willie doesn't fucking matter. Subscribe to this episode, leave comments, subscribe, subscribe, subscribe, Thank you,