Best of the Boys (Season 1)

The boys.

Yo hit your boy, calm nasty, coming to you from beautiful Alameda, California, in this luxurious extended say shout out the boys at the extended Stay facilities.

Wherever their headquarters are.

I'm sure that's trash too, but shout out the boys for housing the boy for the last couple months. I wonder how times I can say, boy, we're gonna turn this to do a drinking game. Every time I say, boy, take a drink. And it's New Year's probably when this episode drops. This will be the final episode of twenty nineteen, and we're doing it a little differently. But first, before I get into all that, man gotta think our sponsors,

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Man.

I couldn't be more stoked for those guys. I know they've had an up and down year, went through a lot of adversity and shit. And I'll be room for him in the playoffs, man, but we need that strong. Don't give them mentality, Natty light Seltzer's anything you got under that Anheuser bush umbrella. We need it loud, we need a proud we need to post it, and we got to share it all over this fucking place, dude, because we're about to make some noise for the Boys in the playoffs.

Okay, now to this episode.

So it's gonna be a nice, little unique episode.

We're basically what we're gonna do is it's.

Gonna be the best of the Boys season one. I guess we're gonna recalling that season one, even though the boy I'm getting I'm going back to Nashville this week and I'm gonna be podcasting.

We don't have the bus. The bus is in.

The garage shop whatever getting fixed. Getting mobile, so we're gonna be able to take that thing around and do some real cool shit with it. In twenty twenty. We have some big thanks cooking for twenty twenty.

Nice seat. I don't want to get.

Too much into it, but I'm gonna still be doing it. I'm just gonna still podcast somehow, whether it's in my fucking house, whether it's in the my bathroom, whether it's in a coffee shop, whether it's who knows, dude, maybe it'll be milk and honey in the gulch.

I just made that up.

I love their freaking I love their breakfast though, or Fidos.

I love Fidos too.

But uh yeah, we gotta keep this We gotta keep this bus rolling, pups, we gotta keep this thing going. So I'm gonna still be doing pods. But this is gonna be the best of the Boys season one. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna be reviewing clips from season one in chronological order, starting with episode one and rolling through episode twenty eight. It's like all the best stuff of all these episodes. So if you're new, you get to kind of hear some of this stuff.

It's that's pretty, it's pretty. It's pretty simple.

But yeah, man, Yo, twenty nineteen, I'm sure we're gonna do pods on the recapping the year personally between me and Taylor when we're together. Finally, dude, what a fucking roller coaster man, and in a great way, the best theme park I've ever been to. Twenty nineteen has definitely

Honestly, I was at peace with it.

I always having fun, you know, tailgate and building the bust with the boys. Thank god I started busting with the boys.

Man.

I'm so glad. You know, Taylor was all in with me and I got out. You know that we started this thing, that we started building this thing because you know,

Team going into the playoffs. It's been a year, guys.

And honestly, for the podcast, I did not expect anything like this. I expected that it would be dope eventually, you know, because you never know. You're so you're like putting your most vulnerable side out talking and being like, man, I hope people think this is dope or you know, think this is as cool as we think it is.

And it's a lot, man to put yourself out there.

Like that, and uh man, you guys have embraced it, dude, and we are so thankful because you've helped us, like you've legit helped us, especially when we're playing and we have our team Alex Lagos, Blosser Nandez, Zach Patten, Peyton McCollum and uh Taylor Burgers at the beginning at Cardboard Films. But man, the team we got, the squad we have, Dude, you guys are awesome.

They've they've helped push content.

You guys have shared it, you guys have been on board, you guys have shouted it from the fucking rooftops. Dude, please continue to do so because that's honestly how we build is organically. We don't put any money in the We don't put any money into advertising and shit like that.

So at the year.

But all that to say, man, we're so thankful and appreciate it for this year twenty nineteen and again, and it's fucking I'm gonna be a broken record.

We would not be here without you, guys.

So please continue to share it, continue to tweet about it, Instagram about it, shout out, don't give up all that stuff.

Man.

You want to say something nice, say some nice You want to shit on us, shit on us in a fun way, and that don't be too hard on us. Speaking of shit, man, I have two jam thumbs right now from the fucking from the game. Man, I'm cussing a lot this morning. I'm in off season mode and I don't know what it is, but I'm just in full don't give a mentality right now, but I have two jam thumbs from that ten for game last night and a mild little concussion. So I'm sitting here with

With the jam thumb. Man, I'm talking.

When I grab that toilet paper and put it together and stuff, I was like, oh shit, this is gonna be tough. This's gonna be It's gonna be a little fight here com because you can't I can't switch hands because my other thumb is jammed too. So I had to battle that adversity a little bit this morning. But anyways, let's uh, we're gonna drop this heat for you guys.

We hope you enjoy it.

Happy twenty nineteen, Happy New Year's dude.

You know we fucking love you guys.

Man, without further adude, blast drop the They're gonna be Delaney Walker, he judges Will's bot in the hot tub. Fuck gotta relive that moment again, judging my fat ass winter body. Enjoy Yeah, Jackson, I was coming in the hot tub. Delaney was in there. And I'm always hyped to see Delanney always seem in the steam room sauna. He's always in there doing his own little P ninety X workout in the steam room.

We just always talk shop all the time.

But I was hyped to see him. You know, I'm like the boy, He's like, come, what up, man? You stopped working out this year. You know it's again late.

The winter coat.

Comes on a little bit, I'm center pale white, the tights are on a little tight. So I got the little muffin top showing you stop working out this year, and just I didn't say nothing.

I just got you know that hurt to hear it, but killed you me.

I get I can get fat, so I've seen it. It was happening like with the first week when I broke it, I was killing fool. I was just like, you know, I'm like trying to get up back hurt, no more abs.

I'm like, oh no, I can't do this. You know what I'm saying.

You kind of just feel sorry for yourself when you're injured like that.

Not really I got, you know, I was paid, so I was like sipping, I'm just gonna be you just signed a contract.

That is.

Seventh contract.

Yeah, that wasn't even really mad.

This next one, we have Rich Frowning, the goat of CrossFit, him on not getting paid for his own documentary, and we talk about all these CrossFit controversies going on.

Hey, we're gonna put it on it. We're gonna do this, We're gonna do that. I'm like cool, and then they're like, and we're not gonna pay you for it.

They're not gonna pay you for it.

We haven't received a dime from that, but yeah, from that documentary, get my wife talking about that.

I wish he was.

Is there a lot of money across fit for him?

For Yeah, where you're at depends on what level you're at, you know.

Like, feel free to answer your own question too, will feel free if you want to. It's okay if you want if you want as will.

Yeah, I mean it's it's just like stuff with you guys.

You get endorsements.

Like we're not getting paid obviously by a team or anything, but there's endorsements and a lot of that stuff.

Dude, that's some horseship.

If I was CrossFit, here we go, I would here we go. If I was CrossFit, would I would take this human being I don't even know his name, don't care. I would put him in a bright yellow outfit and I put him in the hardest course and then make him gain stage and just pose his ass.

Dude, if you if you were to qualify, go ahead, go ahead. You got rich over here.

It's gonna bury you.

Well, see that was the deal.

That would kind of happened before, is like you would you'd get these guys in the open that would do really well making the regionals and you're like, I never heard this guy.

And then they would get exposed at regionals. But now you don't have that. That's kind of the deal.

They cheating, the cheating.

Yeah, it's like it could be paralyzing to people.

Most people they don't want to like, you guys put yourself out there and like everybody's watching you, and you go to you know, practice and meetings and you get picked apart and like you gotta be very strong minded to go out You get out there and do it. But you're putting yourself out there and understanding that you're gonna have failure.

And most people don't even don't want.

That at all.

They're like, like who wants to live like that? Just paralyze in your fears. Yeah, I just like this figure to go one of two ways.

You tell me.

No, it's like the same thing like when you're trying.

To put yourself out there, like all right, well, and I you know, who knows what his real thought process?

I mean, Rapes does a great job.

He thinks he keeps things close to vested, and I was just saying, like, all right, what's the worst it gonna tell me?

Like too bad?

Get lost?

Like so I was like, all right, I'll just take my shot. And so we sat and talked and then he said he'd get back to me, and then I just then at that point, I was like, I'm not gonna be the guy that's like because some people the times people do and then they start getting desperate and you're trying to like get people to call for you

So I was like, I'm gonna do something to occupy.

Me all day.

That's what I did. And it was like if my phone and I did, I'll get on like a chair lift and be.

Like, yeah, hey, okay, yeah, yet get pay someone calls. You're like, mom, wait on a call, can like put it back down?

Yeah.

I was such a fucking weirdo in middle school.

Dude, I wore Oh I wore like the Dickies yiky shorts, dude.

All the way down my ass, Dude, Like, literally, my if I wasn't wearing on do word, you'd see my buttthole.

Like that's how that's hello?

Take them mic away from juice, ude, don't hit him laugh on this podcast right now.

But I'm being dead ass serious dude.

I would my pants would be low and I had like I had the sweat bands that I wear and it said like corn and slipknot dude, I didn't even listen. Hot topic was hot. I honestly shot the hot topic all the time, not joking. If I were like if I saw my seventh grade self, Okay, I'll get to that in a second.

I'll get to that in a second.

If I saw my seventh grade self right now, I just shake me.

I just shake me for like fifteen minutes, and he'd be like, what are you doing, sir, Like, just don't use your better than this.

You're gotta be better.

Than this, all right. It was bad, dude. Oh my god, middle school is such a shit show.

For me, dude, same here, I think for everybody. When I had a little crew, we collers was the S unit.

What's the unit?

That's when fifty was hot. He was the G unit and we were in the We were in the S unit and the what you had to do to get in brace yourself. I'm ready, dude, tell me I had to shave your arms.

That's not terrible. That thows me way worse.

You had to shave your arms. And we called it like kid day. We didn't call it kid like a little kid. But we had a dude in our crew that ran with our school, the S crew.

Yeah, K I d D. And we called it kid day because he always.

Wore a hoodie athletic shorts and then you were a wristband on your calf.

And you know, you shaved your arms and you were you.

Were in the I gotta I gotta be honestly, I

Yeah, and then ended up being Jack.

Was the bad guy the whole time. So spoiler alert if you ever find that vine, which.

I I don't think.

You can't, which I'm so happy.

Oh yeah, okay, maybe saved.

I'm so happy people.

That one from on Instagram from j dot Baker Underscore seventy five.

Uh, why does Will look like an overgrown ferret that rides the bitch?

Yeah, you kind of do about yo kind of deal with a ferret? Dude, it's your mustache.

Why does he have to throw the shot right in the bench at the end?

Yeahs that hurt.

I'd be I'd be more mad about the ferret toalp. But hey, I don't mind insult to.

Take because my stash when it kind of grows out, I do have a little ferret.

Ferret, you don't have a great and you know you don't have a strong upper lip.

I have a strong jaw line, which you don't have.

Though.

That's all right. You can throw shade at me all day.

I'm sorry, it's more about me. You know, the place is coming.

I get it. I get it.

So coming out of the draft, okay, so you got the draft in Nashville, and I've seen comparisons on the surface level of like you know, in social media news about how well Nashville did compare to like Arlington and the likes of we smacked him up, and Nashville has been the best.

It was the best one.

So sped up that water. Loved the confidence. Sorry they got Butcher slapped baby.

I don't normally do that, but I couldn't tell you that you love it. You just you just swinging big right now. But you got that biggest balls in this bus. Manes slapped him up.

Man.

So you did you expect it to be five hundred thousand plus people?

No, I would tell you incorrect.

We told the NFL and with police and said we do a hundred thousand a.

Day, easy.

Yeah, So we thought three hundred thousand, and we were prepared for one hundred and fifty thousand a day. So we off the record with cops, we would go we'll have one hundred and fifty I said, at least Thursday night probably with Tim McGraw on Friday night. But let's use one hundred manage expectations exceed and then yeah, you know I've already said ship. I bout shipped myself Thursday night.

Dude, How good of a feeling is that?

It was a good.

A smooth wife didn't have to go back for second Friday morning.

He's taking that morning should like.

You gotta be sitting there like I'm just a fucking stud.

In training camp.

This dude did a skit of Rabel and came in with the Rabel hole the jacket then jacket cut off jacket just like Rabel with a little dip. Damn there with the cup. Bro, this man killed and he had the whole locker room dying laughing. That's probably the most memorable moment that I can remember. Bro, that was I was nervous on that too, because you asked, see how, because you were you killed it?

Well, wes.

A couple of guys they're like, you know, I don't know if it's the best idea, like making fun of the head coach, but I felt like I was Rabel, like he's tight with everybody right something there, like man, you know everybody else was telling me like do it, do it?

Do it?

And our rookie the rookies last year, Yeah, that wash and so we had to do something kind of living up the Rookie show.

And I was like, I got full gear.

On that Rabel whars at practice, I'm walking trying to walk in the meeting room holding the eyepad with a little pep in your step and just start, you know, going in on film. I had film I had to cut up, put together, and I'm trying to talk to the team how you know Rave talks to the team.

It was, it was funny, It was good. Thank god you saved training camp, bro, You save training camp for everybody. You brightened everybody day. I think after that, man, everybody just feel rejuvenated, ready to go to practice, ready to finish training camp because, like I said, that was hilarious.

Shit, I appreciate that.

It was hilarious for your.

Solid co host.

Hey man, you know, man, y'all might have the full time A Taylor better get hey, you better get back on baby, because listen, man, this thing is up for grabs right now.

Yeah, we might have we get along.

Good, y'all.

I'd be seeing y'all. You arguing a lot of times. You can go back and forth. Listen, now better get right now we might have to open up tryouts again.

So when we were in Nebraska, when Twitter was starting to get Twitter was starting to come up, make it our head coach Bo Polini, he didn't want us to use Twitter at all, and I was gonna be a senior. So I was one of the captains, one of the leaders. I kind of I was like, you know, he always had had me in his office talking about just anything that went on he wanted to talk about, like why we shouldn't have Twitter.

You know, I was me and a few others. We are the voice of why.

We should like you know, why it's okay and it'll work, and like, yeah, I get it, but you don't want to strip guys. You want to allow guys to be themselves at the same time. Within a week, bro, we had a Bo calls me. It's like early in the morning too, like you know, I'm waking up.

He calls me.

He's like comp He's like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this one? And he reads He's like come to my office and I'm like, oh god. I'm like Jesus I, you know, going to his office, I said, and he's.

Like, let me read you something. He reads me.

Like, he's like, this is on Twitter. He says, Lamborghini, Mercy your chick, she's so thirsty. I'm in that two seat Lambeau and your gort and your girl trying to jerk me. He raison like that boy says little wait. You know it's it's like adult voice of not knowing the rabbit. And I just put my head down and he's like, what the fuck do you want.

Me to do with this right?

And I'm like, it's a it's a rap, you know, it's a rap lyric and sists and then he's like, I don't give up what it is. He's like, this is the ship we can't have out there because the media is at the other But dude, it's crazy. What

Right?

Sometimes? Remember yeah, right, it was sometimes you gotta find those linemen to go stand by, like you know, we're saying both together here, see. But uh dB and I were talking and I was like, okay, so we already know everybody's take to taking the peak at the meat. Now, how many guys in their own in their own manly way can admit that they do and are over under was like, I bet you only like sixty percent of

Too cool, stupid.

Like guys who got to keep their touch on guy dude. They just try to avoid answers. Yeah, you damn well, they probably do. They do, because it's like, like you said, it's almost where you know, it's almost impossible to keep your eye level up the whole time because you're watching yourself everywhere. I mean, it's just like you know, it's gonna flash. It might not be something that you've stare, but it's gonna flash across the vision. Yeah, you could do about it.

I mean I put just glance. He's got a piece on him.

Yeah, Oh, this guy's hilarious.

Okay, we can get back into course.

But that was the one that.

We had.

There was like a there's an office at the front of the ranch. We had an office the front of the ranch and there was one computer and it was my mom's work computer. And we didn't have internet. We didn't have internet in the in the house. So when I figured out this friend named Whalen and I figured out what porn was, he showed me like he was that friend.

I had my first chew with him.

You know what I'm saying, All that ship did a couple of other things whatever, and uh, he was like he was a super bad influenced kid. And I get to I figure out what porn is. And I'm like, I'm walking past the office one day and I'm like, YEO is that a computer? And I'm in there, dude, I swear to god. I was in there for four days straight, twelve hours every all day, and my mom

I just didn't know, dude.

It'd be like a girl on a snake all of a sudden, like, yo, what what? I'm just looking for the regular stuff. Yeah, I just want to I'm twelve thirteen. I want to see missionary, dude. I want to see missionary. I want to see missionary. I want to see her on bottom and me on top. I want to see those kinds of things. But then a snakes get popped up, dude, I'm yeah, yeah, yeah. The animal thing was that about? Long story shorty took four days that computer dead, couldn't fut.

And shot itself.

It was so.

Done, dude.

So my dad, here's what happened with me. My dad got like pissed off, and because you know, pop ups.

Were happening, and you know, you're like young, you don't.

You don't think that they know, but they know. And he's like, uh, will let me talk to the outside for a minute. I have no idea like what he's about to say. All right, hey dad, what's up? He's like, what is tits? And ask Lord dot Com? No he did not say swear to God. Immediately, I'm thinking of the buddy you were talking about. I'm thinking of my friend. I'm like a son of a bitch, Trim Trim Montgomery.

Yeah.

He was never allowed to come out the house again. What a terrible friend.

You see that when fear is happening. Yes, he's under the bus.

He was like.

He was like he wasn't like that good of a friend anyway, but anyway, throw him under the bus. And he's like, if I ever catch you on the porn side again.

I will box your jaws. You're dad. That was my talk.

So me, I was just a kid that you know, you stay at your buddies out like, hey man, you got to.

Send them act.

You got HPO.

You haven't watched then?

No, no, I did it all the time.

The first time I like jerked off, like, dude, doude. But everyone, you guys always remember the first time.

You guys jerked off.

Oh yeah, my left leg went shit.

Okay, don't even hard, so dude about thirteen, Like so like, by the way, the story I just told, like, didn't jerk off once.

I'm just staring at it, dude, Like literally twelve hours.

Of my day, I'm just watching porn. Like I'm not even I'm like, yeah, it seems like something's going on down there. But kay yeah, like so sexually frustrated, you're going around like punching other kids whatever.

So I figure out that I'm on the bus.

I go to Desert Canyon Middle School and I go on this bus and these seventh these eighth graders, I'm in seventh grade. These eighth graders are talking about jerking off, and I'm like in my head like I've literally googled, like, how do you make yourself do it? Because I think to myself, I'm thinking at this age, I'm like, oh, it only works if a guy and if a girl does it for you. Like that's the only way it happens. Becau's how babies are made, right. That's so I'm like lost.

You can do it yourself. So I rip over to the house as fast as I can, Dude.

I get home. Parents aren't home, and I start to start to watch them porn. But I'm like, ah, dude, I don't want to get caught, So I like wait till my I wait. My mom like comes home fifteen minutes and then I was like, dude, you're on top of it. You knew she was coming home. Yeah, So I wait till she goes asleep. I'm in the living room. Do we have one computer in the living room in the in the living room now and moved and I'm watching do you remember LimeWire frost wire? Yeah, just like

What is happening?

And I just made a mess. Dude, made an absolute mess. Keyboard was never the same.

Hey, that's that's so dude.

That's that was.

That was the first time dude been chasing that high ever since.

Dude chasing that high out there, like God, I gotta get back on to get back on that train.

I'm sitting there figuring out, Okay, my buddies told me this is how I do it, So I'm gonna get you know, I'm your buddies. Yeah, my buddies. Yeah, my buddy shore. So sitting in the bathroom, run the shower, obviously taking a shower. Yeah, get out the lotion, make a little scene about it. Start, you know, going to work. Boys starts going to work pretty quick, and obviously you know it doesn't It doesn't last long for a young, youthful dude.

Yeah, we're twenty seven years old and something like that.

If they keep going, dude, my leg, like yours did, My left leg starts like twitching, and it starts like leaning up like on the counter, and it's just like ah, and it just goes everywhere fastward. The next night, I can't wait to do it again. I already start taking a shower. I'm like, I'm gonna do this, do this in the shower. That's why I had to learn the hard way about shampoo. So I'm like, oh, what can

Calls a shot.

This one's.

I thought I was about to a and then I just started pissing. Hey, oh that wasn't it.

That wasn't that wasn't it.

That wasn't And we play poop dollar? You play poop dollar? No, dude, you're missing out, dude. You guys never heard poop dollar.

Dude, we would literally so like, well, you take a ship and then you like take a little bit of it out and you put it on a dollar, and then you go across the street and you put it face down, and then you and the boys a couple of thirty packs just hang out and wait for people to pick up the dollar.

Well, we go to camp July twenty fifth, and you know, obviously a lot of things.

Three of us are just the two of us.

Yeah, right now, it's just going to be the two of us. Right now, it's just the two of us.

Hey, I'm not gonna lie when he said we got camp July fifth.

Already, Like is he just gonna take a shot at me right now? Rab's gonna open the door.

And John Robinson right there with like your your letter getting you invited?

Yeah, so like you're my boss, and so I got there's a there's a fine line, right, we're right when I can toe and I can't toe, So I gotta know, like, do you want special treatment while you're on here?

Do you want to be treated like everybody else?

I think you can ask me whatever you want to ask me, and I have an opportunity to answer it however I want.

Okay, cool, he's.

Well, all right, tell me about the first time you masturbated?

How was that?

You know that you you we've been through this.

We've been through this.

It wasn't that great. We've been through this.

Are conversations they're going in the old line room.

And you will you can't answer.

You can't ask a question that you are.

Tell me about the first time you lost your virginity?

Was already know that.

I don't know that.

I don't know.

When everybody has to rank one to ten, it's like two. Some guys are like a three.

First off, Hey, I don't know you. I don't know the virginity story. That's the old line gig. When you're in our room, it's just let me just tell you.

We can.

It was with my wife, our wedding night. It was a very special occasion. It was amazing, it.

Was amazing, so special.

The best five minutes of.

My life five minutes.

That's a record setting for your first time when you when when you started to get older and you started to realizing.

Like, man like I don't got it like I used to kid, like.

What was that transition?

That was Jen?

Because I think to myself, I'm like, I'm sitting here, You're five, going into your six, and I'm thinking, like, technically I'm you know, over the hill or on top of it, I guess. And then that decline starts, like for most people, right like ten, people start to show a little bit.

Or even I mean, I think genetics has a lot to do with it, training and just a lot of luck.

But honestly, it was Jen.

We went out to San We went out to San Diego when I was with the Chiefs and they had Ryan Matthews. He was a rookie running back and I probably had eight missed tackles.

I mean, I couldn't catch him.

I couldn't tackle him when I could catch him. And and I came back and I landed, and I got home and it was late and she was like, how much longer.

Do you think you can do this?

Jesus, that's tough?

And I said, Jen, just being a realist.

Year was this for you?

Probably twenty ten?

I think it was probably twenty ten.

It was the year I retired.

And I was like, I don't I go.

Was it that bad?

She said, you just didn't look like you were you looked when you were like twenty eight?

He said, well, neither do you.

But I'm not telling I'm not telling you to qu.

If we if we win a Super Bowl and I'm playing for you, still we get my name touched in your body?

Your name?

No, what would you do?

I would do something if you wanted to make a bed.

Matt Neely, Yeah, he's taking his head.

Matt Neely said he would cut off his dick for a super Bowl for a who no super Bowl? And I I said, and I have no problem saying no, I wouldn't do that.

Would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl?

No?

Been married twenty years?

Yeah?

Probably You've got three as a player, this will.

Be married for twenty years one day.

Would you if you came if.

You came home holding a bag of ice? And Jay was like, oh, honey.

Would you do it?

I thought you already get fixed.

I had to cut my dick off. Honey, we're gonna win a sewerol. She'd be like all right.

Or would she be upset?

She'd probably be on board.

She would be like, do you want me to do it?

Do you want to do it now?

Do you want to do it now?

I made the ultimate.

She's like warming up a knife in the fire, like getting ready to go. You know what I'm saying. But I wouldn't cut my piece off for ten.

Hey did anything?

I wouldn't cut my piece off for a super Bowl?

Yeah?

I mean that's nobody's holding that against you or like ten people out there like, oh how bad? Has he even fucking won it? If you won't cut a stick off for a super Bowl? Does even want to be a Titan? That would that for sure?

Matt?

How'd you get it? How'd you get into being like a Were you always a Titans fan?

Yeah?

Since first season? But I honestly think I'd have to take a hard look at it. And if I would for a championship? Now would he's mine?

Would you cut your dick off for a Titans championship?

I'm at that point as a super fan, I'm not.

I mean, I just care.

Can I ask you a question?

We all care? Matt?

Can I ask you a question? Yes, how often do you use it? I've had sex?

Well?

Yeah, like this, dude, what's your thoughts on fighting in football? I played guard in our local Australian league and it's not it's hard not to like, Yeah, dude, it's hard not to fight people when in football, no questions.

Do I think you should be able to fight in football? I think it would be so entertaining.

I'd be down.

I'd be down to throw a little couple of bows here and there. But dude, it would be so bad. My dude, you get the shit kick.

Out of them. The boy Quenton Nelson on Deck Up. Next we talk about talk about the Colts obviously, talk about accountability, partners, a lot of cool stuff. Colts first, tight, all that all that ship mancuse the stud you guys are gonna like it. Quentin Nelson, were you in that game when Michigan plays South Carolina?

Yeah?

You don't have supid questions?

You know?

Is there any specific plays you want to ask me about?

Will know that that one play that he was like famous for. Yeah?

So that play was a power play and.

Look, I'm not gonna call people out, wasn't it wasn't my assignment to block him on that play. I'll say that I was supposed to go to a deuce, which is the tackle on the guard universal term to the will linebacker, and so I didn't. But in that play, in that playoff, I remember, God, I hate doing this to my guy.

Because so so we're playing Client.

I think obviously the biggest thing in Client is like the biggest fucking he's this ship, right, and.

We're like terrifying.

They said before we put the end, like, hey, Taylor, just let you know, like we're not gonna give you any help. We're gonna see how you do, and if you need help, will help you.

I was like, great, yeah, what sounds awesome, dude.

Hey dope.

So the game is actually going pretty good, dude, Like it's I'm having a bit of a game, and it's getting towards the end and we we it was like fourth down or something like that, and we missed the first down by like literally a yard, and the refs are like they called they called the first down for us, and like it was so obvious that.

We didn't get it.

It was crazy.

The very next play that play happened, I remember being in my stance, and I said to the time, and I said deuce and then Titan like those.

Trey like he wants me, he wants me to do.

I was like no.

I was like, no, it's a deuce. Like I had that much time to explain what was going on. And I went down hit the hip of that the two and you go up to the wheel, And before even hit the wheel, I just hear cheering, screaming, and I hit the wheel and I look at him and go, there's no chance it's a good thing for us. And I turned around, dude, and Connie's like got these all flex stuff like this and like what happened? And people coming on the field and people are like, what the

He was like five three.

He's just.

Dude, but he got up no problem. Like he's a stud. He's from hokey Florida. Tell me, tell will what you told me about Rack when you saw him selling the gas.

Dude.

So we're in the hotel room before the game. I'm rooting rooming with Braden Smith and uh, we're like watching TV or whatever, like watching some like NFL show or whatever, and like this commercial comes on. I'm like looking at my playbook, like focusing on the game, and all of a sudden, like it's a cupcake commercial. So my fat ass obviously look and I'm like, oh shit, cupcakes. And then it's like cupcakes. Like people are stressing over a Rappo because he's like such a great player.

And uh.

Once I saw that commercial, I was like, nah.

He's done.

I was like, he owns the coocakes shop.

Come on, come on, he's he's done.

He's gonna end him.

Bro.

The boys are done in Cowbo and they stand at the same place that Cardi B and OFT.

We pull up the first day into this house. House is immaculate, it's.

Beautiful and we're cruising around. All the boys are finding their rooms. They're going to stay in, put my bag down, I walk out, and we're we're eating like they have like shashimi waiting for us. They have like lobster tail. They have a whole bunch of stuff like just waiting for us. And this guy, Aaron, our bartender, are homie. He goes, uh, he's your carthib was he yesterday? We're like what card dB, she does Cardi B The rappist.

She just she's just left. I was like, Cardi b the rappist just left. Okay, all right. So Quinn, my brother in law, he goes on our Instagram and sees that they literally did a video for.

Their song Clout in the hot tub of the house burst staying at So the first day, all the boys, all the boys knew, like back in the day, it was a big like dumb smash dude. And they're like, tell you gotta do it, you gotta do the video, bl blah blah blah.

And I was like, I'm not doing the video. That's stupid. There's no way it won't It won't get any hits.

It's dumb.

And so we go about our business.

We spend the whole like whole weekend boozing, having a good time, hitting what Mango Bay or whatever, Mango deck, going down to Squid Road, no name bar, just kind of crushing it down a copple, love it and go a little fish in action. And the last day we were there, before we left, it's the morning we're all having morning margarita's. The drink of the drink of the whole weekend was just tequila on the rocks with a splash of line that was the drink and they're like, dude,

You got to be Cardi b though, because dude, you're just you're fucking You're thick. Bro, you gotta do it. Q was all about it. You were you were all in from the get go, ready.

To do it.

And so I have to do offsets part. He moves around a lot more so I had to like go and figure out his hip, his little choreographer or whatever. And so I'm in the corner of this house by myself. Well, all the boys are with CUE like giving Q pointers doing it, and I'm like staring at my phone like okay, shitt to the pin house man on the beach, all right, it's not crazy on the streets defeat and I'm like trying to do all this stuff or whatever. Yeah, this is the video here.

Push so funny man the.

Bachelor show him booth coming in hot. We talk about him and showing Booth camp talk about blue light blockers, conspiracy theories, love conspiracy theories, living with all dudes in that Batchorette household, and we talk a lot of stuff that had to do with the Batchorette. And then he also tells the story about a wild car accident he had, but Sean Booth was great. Man, you guys are gonna laugh at a couple of these things. Enjoy Enjoy.

Yeah.

I try, like every morning when I wake up, like I'll put my phone out in the kitchen, So I'm like trying to stay away from that phone for like the first like thirty minutes I wake up and try like just meditating a little bit.

I gotta do that, man, because so soon as my phone goes off.

It's like game over.

Yeah, I'll hit snooze.

All starts going through Instagram. Because you're on your phone all day long.

It's like as soon as.

You get out of bed, you're like, all right, let's see here here it.

Expecting a text like text yeah, or I'm gonna look up something, and then you you open down rabbits on the rabbit hole, look Instagram or Twitter. Yeah, then you close your phone and then you're like, oh, ship, what was I even gonna do?

Yeah, then you're on porn Hub and then it's like everything goes downhill.

Dude, you're talking about blue light Buy some blue light blockers on Amazon next sponsor. They do not sponsor us.

We're gonna bleep all that out everyone to bet out.

God blue light block How are you disrespectful to your own to your own podcast.

I'm not what do you mean you're disrespecting us?

I'm just I'm just letting the people know, like you get blue light blockers too, the stuff you were hating on the last Yeah, I did.

Hate on those, but there are they are beneficial.

I listened a little bit of that Joe Rogan pod where everybody yeah, storm Area fifty Oh yeah, that's great.

You said that petition.

I did not sign it.

Yeah no, he doesn't presented to you.

It hasn't.

Why are you trying to present.

It to me right now?

Because I'm a big like guy.

Yeah.

Yeah, And he said don't do it, So I'm saying don't do it.

There you go whatever he says.

He's like, uh, the last guy to try to storm Area fifty one got shot and killed.

Yeah, they were saying like, you guys can try and storm on this place, but you're gonna get fucked up.

But if there's a half a million people they're.

Gonna bring in, there's so deaf bill, you think they're just gonna you know, I know that three hundred guys, dude, and it'll just be trained people versus guys with rakes running at them.

Yeah, like you think they'll mow down half a million people.

But anyway, with the glasses, you should be right next to Bob Bazaar in front of those millions of people.

Yeah, yeah, preaching.

Yeah, that stuff's wild. You got to sign your rights away a little bit when you go on that show.

Sign you right. Yeah, it's like like thirty page contracts, like.

And you have you have no right to say like the depiction of how you're represented in the show.

Right, No, it's like you will, uh you you can be embarrassed.

They couldn't.

They can cause depression, like all.

This stuff like are you taking soolof and are contract due?

Yeah?

All right, Yeah, you don't know this TV show may cause you to kill yourself sign right here.

Suicidal, But you don't think about that in advance, right, You're just like Oh yeah, cool, whatever, It's gonna be fun.

Your boys, I'm going yeah, yeah.

You look back at it, You're like, what that contrast?

So like this iconic one Jalen Ramsey. That one kind of just happened, dude, and it might have been the best one we had all season. Jayleen Ramsey one did wonders for the boys. We talk about why he even want to come on the podcast, with the beef that him and the Titans that had over the years, how he used to d m uh opponents as girlfriends before games. We talk about things that white people do, things that black people do. We you know, we bridge the barrier, dude.

We we we We have a lot of fun on this episode. You guys are gonna like these clips.

Man.

I'm sure you've all already heard him, but let's relive them together.

My first question on this podcast, why the funk would you want to come on this podcast?

Dude? Because we got history.

How has your ship? How has your ship talking change?

It was a great talker too. I don't know if you understand.

So I got these new teasers.

How has it changed?

Yeah?

Like, is it as you've grown?

You obviously the older you get, as you know, unless you care about what other people say.

Yeah, the only I would say, really, the only thing that changed was in college, Like when I was at Florida State, I was grimmy, like super grimmy. I didn't care like I would. I was talking about your girlfriend.

Yeah, give us a good story.

Uh, we can always cut up to if you don't want to.

I used to.

So I say I was playing like a big receiver at whatever school. I would look up his instagram, see his girlfriend whatever, and you can kind of yeah, I probably go sliding in the DM.

Uh you wouldn't.

Yeah, before the game, before the game, I love that the game. I was probably sliding in the d MS. And you know, we get to the game. He probably know about it, maybe he maybe maybe she was going, maybe she was going. But either you know about it though you don't. But either way, I'm bringing it up in the game, like, yeah, you know I said in first name basis DM.

She hollering it like I'm mad.

They get so mad.

Oh yeah, people get people get hot about that. But I'll say, when I got to the league, so I stopped that because now people got wives and stuff.

I ain't talking about why.

To wives are hard?

Yeah, somebody get shot over talking about somebody. Whys that that's where I grew.

I was in Cabo. I got to keep this anyway because I don't know, I have no chin I got. I don't got that chin, you know what I'm saying. I got to catch some depth.

On my face. I got that oozing like I'm melting over here, you know what.

I'm saying, day sting on it.

So I was.

I was in Cabo, dude, And I've told one of these stories, but it was literally the same day. Like these frat boys were going in, like the classic frat boys, like pink collared shirts, khakis, those loafers, and they're all getting this van in me and to my b is going and they're pushing us, telling us get out, and they're like we have have the steroids, saying all the ship. And one guy goes, dude, you're like forty, you're so old and they have no idea like the pain they

Do I really look? Because I'm only twenty seven years old.

You look, yeah, hey, bro, don't do that.

We're gonna play this.

I was gonna say that such an old ass up.

Yeah, my god, damn man, I'm looking a little older now, Oh my god, damn. And I got a sun spot that might be cancer?

Did you never know?

You did?

Just buy a random ask bus, a bus and a.

And a tiger picture.

I mean a ball eagle with a Tyson.

That's not a bald eagle, dude. That's a fucking rooster. That's no, that's a chicken.

It's gonna be a fun little birthday.

No, no, no, no.

A bald eagle is first off America's bird and a predator. That thing that day it too hard, it dies, dude, it looked like it would a damn be hey.

Got my That ain't no rooster.

That's a rooster.

That's a hen LA's eggs. Dude, that's a girl chicken with it with a Mike Tyson tattoo on his face. So y'all cost me? That cost make a hundred bucks.

Your wife's name is Taylor, Taylor Taylor, Yo, that's crazy, Yeah, dude, it's awesome.

I proposed her in five weeks for really. Yeah. I met her and I was like, I knew white people do that.

I came in it real, y'all, you ain't gonna find yo.

I'm telling y'all black people will be together for like twenty years, have three kids.

Man, I think I'm marry her.

Yo.

Y'all damn near been married? Man? Oh I got kids from high school. No, y'all been married? So true.

I don't know.

Yeah, white people are kind of ridiculous.

But I was like super grungy too, like I was. I wouldn't look at people's disgusting.

Yeah, hey was disgusting, bro.

I wouldn't look at people's like families or girlfriends and stuff like that.

I never thought of that. That was that's a really good idea.

But I just know that, like, like how homophobic the NFL is. Like I'll just tell dudes a'll suck her dick and they like and they legit.

Yo.

I'm gonna keep it real.

So listen to this.

Yo.

I'm glad you brunt this ship up because I ain't want to say ship no literally, but uh, I remember I remember it.

Was uh two years ago, probably two years with a Malik Yo.

Yeah, yo, two years ago, and everybody's kind of looking at each other like, Yo.

What the fuck did he just say?

What happened? What are we talking about it was like.

On sucking a P A T or something.

No, no, no, no, no.

Jayalen will tell us.

I don't know. It was like on a P A T or something.

Yo.

And and he uh, he said something like, yo, I bet your dick's so small.

Just suck it, Taylor.

He said that, Yeah, we're like yo, probably probably not verbatim, but not verbata.

Yeah, that's the of it.

Though I told him I brought that up.

We all looked like, Yo, what the funk he's saying.

I'm pretty sure though half the NFL thinks I'm gay. Legit though, I'm not even joking because I was get that. Like we saw we saw Jordan Matthews. We saw, yeah, I see why I'm sitting over here now.

We saw Jordan Matthews, receiver for the Eagles.

And he's like, man, well he was he was he was last year. And he's like, man, you got my boy. Hearn all fucked up, like thirty one from the Eagles. I was like why, and he goes, apparently you told him you'd suck his dick or something like down the field. Like he legit talks to me about like two and a half months later, like he was upset in the field.

I'm not gonna lie, that's the weirdest fucking shit.

Dude, I'm saying of nothing better that is weird.

He get four last football.

Pads, helmet, everything he talking about. Come on, he doesn't want.

To live it, so so to the game you're talking about.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, when it comes to ship talking, there's there's there's no rules of regulations.

Do you see the look in his face?

My job is trying to get this off his game? Anybody?

So, like Malie Jackson, he's behind me walking, I'm going from firt quarter secd quarter walking down to the side of the field, and he's like, you know, fuck you all the worst, the worst ship talk.

First off, being called the N word. I'm like, why why are you calling me the bro? But he's like ship motherfucker going off on me like that.

And I turned around like listen, bro, you keep talking like that, I'm gonna suck your dick. And he like he looks back, He's like what And out of know where, I don't know where, Ben Jones comes up and Ben Jones is like, yeah, motherfuck, we swallowed that ship here.

Too, and walking he was you know he wasn't the same guy.

Up your mind?

Yeah, yeah, you're on, but you're fucked up right now.

I'm not.

I'm not going to suck your dick. Don't worry like you see. Rattled as fuck right now?

Yeah, I just remember he Yeah.

Uh, you kind of have a reputation for notoriously like blocking Titans fans sometimes too. We have one of those guys on the bus right now. One of all is blocked and not it's Matt Neely back there. Not only is he blocked, but Matt is like the super fan who you probably like, you know, I'm blocking this dude, he's the first one he blocked. Yeah, yeah, he's probably. He's probably one of the guys.

That you play at all.

I am not. I ain't shout of that block button at all.

Yo, I see, I don't. I don't block anybody matter.

You are you remember? Are you remember back there?

No?

I'm fine.

I didn't say anything like terrible.

Just what are a couple of things you've said to jail some of Matt Neely's tweets Jayalen Ramsey.

So first of all, here we go, uh my only time ever being ran over in the NFL, sadly is my big ass dear hear me ya.

That's that's why I said, like the first the first tweet is like you getting run over and attack jeans that people don't forget.

Oh yeah, boom you blocked?

Yo, that you blocked.

That is hilarious.

That's my only time ever being ran over in the NFL is by him. He's two forty yo.

Mad anything? Yeah you got anything?

Yeah?

Man, talk some is your chance?

Matt?

Yeah?

Do I have you.

Blocked on Instagram?

To not on Instagram?

What's your Instagram? Make sure I blocked you? Matt?

Where can he finds you? To just go to your page and block that nearly underscore?

Yeah, okay, next yeah Missouri, but then you went to yes your corn.

Yeah we're each other, but playing more played?

How fucking rock and amazing because Colorado and Brad kind of yeah, we're gonna be better. So watch it a little bit, Watch it a little bit, somebody both follow a while.

Yeah we have we have.

It used to be a real rivalry, a true.

Rivalry, like back in the nineties. Yes, all those boys snorting in the fucking locker room.

You're talking about the good day following the fucking real good day glory football.

Don't ask questions, just sucking let the guy.

You we're talking about, man, you know you guys are throwing down that.

Players.

Are they going to get caught you.

There's no video footage.

Yeah, kind of transition, you know, especially play football Nebraska or something.

Your major is that important?

I didn't learn and it's athlete student. I didn't it's put them in communications or general studies. And for the love of God, if I get an email, teacher, you fix it, like make sure this motherfucker is eligible.

Hold on.

We we used to. They would put me in this class.

They the teacher would leave the room and leave me and ten other football players with one test.

She's like, between all of you, just figure it out.

So it's me.

Yeah, so it's me with the thing, right, smartest guy in the room.

Me here.

They were all around like all right, A B or C. I'd read off the answers. I'd go around the room. I'm like, I don't think so, and I just fill.

It out.

And we gotta see and we collectively and one was like, damn, man, what the fuck?

Really, fatteus? Really, what the fuck.

You don't know?

How to spell chair.

Really enjoy your See we're thinking about going to practice tomorrow, right, do.

A couple Nissan?

Yeah, nice man, you're gonna get the hook up. I thought about going, but then I just feel kind of insulted sitting in the stand. Oh you can't do that, hey, Like, I love the camaraderie.

So I want to see my boys in Denver, but but don't do it, dude, I''ll never forget. I get cut from the Buffalo Bills. My best friend Joe Cloppenstein was the starting tight end from the RAM, so I get cut. He's killing it in uh Saint Louis. He makes the starting lineup, and then I go. We go to his first game and I was in the stands crying.

Like, dude, somebody was in on you on a picture and like, yeah, look.

I felt like such a looser man because you're you know, he's out there doing his thing.

I'm in the stand with the foam finger with his family.

They used to play.

Well, I just did.

I just did the show a couple of weeks ago, and Taylor's over here, Pro Bowl, Pro Bowl lineman, and I didn't know that. I didn't know that your contact was up. I didn't know you were currently a free agent. So I figured, look, I'm sitting next to two Titans, right, And he's like, oh yeah, And Taylor's like, yeah, dude, you can come to a game.

We'll get your ticket. You can sit next to Will. And I was like, I was like on camera and I don't even know, and I just immediately start sweating.

And I have a three year old and I got one dude in November another.

Boy A boy?

Yeah?

Nice, two boys? Man, congrats on that, thanks man. What the Lebron James?

The Lebron James three three year olds?

Yea, yeah, that's kind of how yeah nice, That's kind of how my son is right now. Every every time.

I post a picture of people are thinking, holy.

Because he's adopted.

Oh he's adopted, but yeah, much bigger.

What kind of adoption? You went with?

The blind side adoption where you just you tied him in the forty hop in the bag? Yeah?

Did you go to the orphan You're like, can can we just go off, maybe play a pickup game real quick before I uh like why, uh, don't worry about the Asian kids.

No, let's just stop, Let's just get over here. Fellas. Yeah, that's really and my dad body shame me. We're my pool?

Should I have a pool?

And you gotta say if it's ing ground?

Yeah we're ground.

No, not that bullshit, that's a Missouri pool.

Yeah, we're my pool.

And my dad hadn't seen me in a while and our shirts are off and my dad looks, goes, I can feel his eyes on me, goes, you're still working allio?

What he goes? You still work out about?

And I go yeah, every day, goes huh wow, not even wordy.

It works though I haven't had a carb since. What's up?

Dad?

Fuck you?

It's the number one spot rated.

Hey, Nashville, get off peg Legs, nuts and get off Johnny Cashes nuts.

Move on.

I think they're trying to get on.

There are so many billboards for him.

Get over Johnny Cash Museum, Johnny Cash Restaurant, Johnny Cash merch.

It's over now, the Johnny Cash museums. Like the size of this bus. Dude, it's really nothing.

Just get out of my face with Johnny Cash.

Man.

I know it's not this comes out. I'm gonna be gone, so I don't give a fuck.

What was the thing you were.

Telling me about ducks, dude, These fucking these ducks, bro, male ducks. The sentence was are prolific gang rapists on Instagram And I just saw this helpless female duck getting destroyed by a gang of ducks like male ducks. From what they say is it says that male ducks have a corkscrew penis that they use as a weapon to

Dude.

It's insane.

Man.

Somebody passing on our group chat fuckery Island, shout out Fuckery Island. But I'm sitting there like, yo, could you imagine being a female duck created, like, hey, we're creating you to be to fear for your life when males are around you. Look here, here's a video right there, these video Look at it. Oh my god, this female duck. Oh shit, I am out, I am out numbered.

I am out manned. I am out gunned.

And the thing is is like, yeah, if you got to do your thing. If that's how the reproductive system and a duck works, go for it. That's how the world, if its society of being a duck, If that's how it is, I guess I'll turn a blind eye to that. But don't peck her in the back of the head, dude.

Like, look at that one. One male duck is holding the female duck down by her neck. The other two were like, hey, good job, man, let me get up in that behind it. And they're just just running a full flying v on this thing. Just a quack attack.

Dude. I'll never watch the Mighty Ducks ever again.

Yeah, and you you heard.

Me say you liked that, I think in practice long before I ever.

Yeah, I know, God do.

We had so much fun.

You said that before you did it, before the thing.

We Yeah, we had a blast. That was in the red redskins.

I mean we were always chipped. We were always turping in o turping training game.

If I remember, always looking back at the coaches defense and just kind of running my bouth.

Yeah, dude, you would run your mouth in like the most fun loving way too. It's like yeah, yeah, like that, you just yeah, oh yeah, and you like, man, god damn, it won't even y yeah, gosh, you won't even curse.

Yeah, that's right.

So then when I did it, when I.

Did it in the game, I didn't think anything on it because I had been doing it. But I guess you forget that sometimes there's cameras, and sometimes there's when the cameras is tainting the whole game, and so yeah, it was on camera, next thing, you know, him everywhere.

Yeah, I was just seeing me.

And sometimes, you know, I wish there didn't know there were.

Cameras around more often because I feel like a different Kurt comes out.

But sometimes when the cameras are on, you're.

Like guarded and you just don't want to think you're foot in your mouth, especially in today's culture, and so you're just so protective and nobody ever gets to see the real youth.

So that's why I appreciate this podcast. So you can just kind of.

Let your hair down and be yourself.

And yeah, man, when you have eighty seven million dollars guaranteed, but you don't have to worry about my studio, let me say it.

I had to get in at some point. Now, is that you're tun of dreams?

Yeah, you know him.

I know him.

A lot of people out there probably don't know him.

Will Compston in all my years high school, college is thrown is.

The best most dynamic leader I've ever played with.

And I'll just let that sence fit there and just let it be.

I don't need to expound out it too much. But the reality is he is a natural leader.

He gets up in the morning, rolls out of bed, and he leads with his personality, with his work ethic.

With his approach to professionalism. That's who he is.

And you see his fun side here in the podcast. But when he's down the field, he plays with heart when he leaves and he brings people together from different backgrounds, and he connects the locker room and he makes it fun and he brings a soft side and a hard side to work and I love it.

So that's why I'm on this podcast is now with respect.

I have for Will And uh, there's thirty two teams out there.

There's about twenty nine.

I probably don't know him that well.

Take you take a look.

At him, dude.

I love that.

I appreciate you Taylor's just staring at him.

Taylor's just staring at me.

Oh yeah, you guys the way Will's acted less time.

Taylor great guy.

But no, stop before you compliment, because you don't need to because you're probably wrong. Let me let me just say, as much as I hate to amnute, you're absolutely right. Will does have the work ethic. He does everything right, and it's not his fault.

He's white.

Man.

The first time we meet, he sits down. We're sitting across in a booth. I said, man, what's on your mind? And he says, uh, well, man, I said, what's on your mind? So it's twenty thirteen. What's on your mind? He says, you know what, if it doesn't work out with the Redskins, there's thirty one other teams. I knew I had his ass right. I mean the moment he said that, I knew it was game over.

These principles are going to work, right. Yeah.

So I looked at him and I said, wait a second, man, I said, I know.

We're just meeting for the first time.

I'd like, I gotta ask you a question.

I got to ask you a question.

What happens if every day you start waking up and you tell yourself, I'm a linebacker with the Washington Redskins. And if you doubt yourself in the middle of the day, you tell yourself again, i am a linebacker with the Washington Redskins. And before you go to bed, you tell yourself, man, I'm a linebacker with the Washington Redskins. Now bear in mind,

And Lady Walker, Yeah, he.

Looked at me and he says, you know what, he goes, I'm going to start saying that every single day. And he basically at that moment he snapped his fingers like you said, fifteen minute, you got to make a decision, and bang, he believed in it.

Do you still say every day that you're the linebacker for the Washington Widskins. No, No, what it is with like football players and then when you go into like a Fortune five hundred company, and you got to go and talk to these people that are have been suits their whole life, since birth, they've been suits.

But for me, it's actually the same principles and the same lessons, right, it's finding somebody's burn, it's finding somebody's motivation, it's finding the actual reason why they want to do the work. And if you find the reason why somebody wants to do the work, they're going to go do the work. And then it's holding them accountable to it. And it's very similar. There's business people who they want you to get them all fired up.

Right.

There's sales teams.

I may go give a sales talk and they're like, can you bring the heat like some of those locker room videos we've seen.

And then you know, there are some athletes who are.

Like, bro, if you bring anything like that, like don't ever leave me a voicemail again to hype me up for a game. Nor yes, there's some NFL players like the messages to them, it's very chill. It's you know, it's a poison confidence type message.

It's more laid back.

And then there's other guys like, man, if you're gonna leave me a voicemail, you better bring it.

Otherwise, don't leave me a message.

So it's the same way, right, because there's gonna be guys in the business world who were former athletes, right, maybe they played high school football, maybe they played college. To me, we all have that adrenaline and everybody likes that adrenaline up differently. So I believe my goal is I got to connect with somebody and figure out what are they like, what motivates them?

And once I find that, man, I'll go get it.

I'll tell you and you hear your motivational speaker as can't imagine, like someone coming from Michigan State, like, I feel like the only motivation is getting the hell out of there.

Right.

You have to think of yourself, man, Like that's why when you knew, hey man, my mom my dad, But I get.

The fuck out of this college thing and now, and now your motivation is I'm really happy for you you come this far.

Every message has to be different.

When coach Climbing went from North Dakota State and he went to Kansas State and we sat down because he would always have me develop a theme for the season, right, and this season it's pound the Stone. I've never used pound the Stone at Alabama. I've never used pound the Stone at North Kota State, never used it with the Dolphin,

Let me use it.

But I think it's finding what's actually going to resonate. And it's been a blessing that we've been able to find these messages that have worked, and they have and then the behavior comes behind it.

They rally around it. No different than for the boys.

Right I'm sitting here watching from home knowing you two dudes were the ones who did that, and that was one of the proudest moments knowing that, Like, even though you weren't getting everything that you wanted last year and the time that you wanted it, you were in there, the two of you for the boys, getting those guys to rally, getting those guys to give.

All them stuffs.

Dude, that's the stuff that it's all about.

It's keep it's continuing to fight when you don't want to do it.

Yes, what you said?

No, hang on, hang on and go back, say what you said?

What did he say? He said?

Did I?

Did we see what he said?

Mike Brabel says he will gladly chop off.

His own dick to win the Super Do you know where he said that?

At?

It says it on dead Spin where you find out what they got that link at?

Jay On just asked us if we knew that coach Rabel said that quote, Like, Hey, did you guys see that?

What rape said?

Like?

Well, what he said?

He goes he chopped his dick off for a Super Bowl?

We're like shows where he said that. He's like, let me pull it up.

Let me pull it up. Where where did you find the quote?

Where's where's it?

Twitter? Look it up?

Look up where he said that?

And a frappuccino.

Bro have to wake up.

This, he said, I had to wake up you feel me? There's not fra Pacinos don't have much caffeine.

Drink coffee like I do, drink coffee like that, But.

Like, yeah, keep looking up, I'm looking I'm.

Looking Oh, I got it?

What is that?

It's on this man a little article.

Read it, please read it.

Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Brabo is known for a bold confidence style and coaching that.

Could accurately be described as cocky. Okay, is there a video of him saying? It's not a videos just right? I think there's a video out there. Okay, okay? Is that it says a wan oh ship.

So it says uh Matt Neeley said he would chop off his own dick for a no super Bowl.

Hey read that, read right above the LT one thing the paragraph that says go down very bull expressed, they read that out loud. Rabel expressed, just read it out loud.

Expressed the willingness to castraate himself in exchange for Lombardi Trophy as a guess, I'm blessing with the boys.

So you kid to us your home right now.

That's where he sat there and he said that, He said.

What you one of the boys and you don't even keep up with the boys.

I heard you, he said it somewhere run this ship right now there.

And I was so happy to see you.

Jay.

I went to like a nice little high school and.

You you're privilege And I went whoa what you privileged? Long Beach probably is not like it's a nice school, Don't get me.

Wrong, one of the few privileged black guys out there.

You're you're capping right now?

What does that mean?

Capping?

It is?

Uh, Kevin, I'll say if you're not telling truth pretty much like you're over emphasizing.

Did you go to a financially solid high school? Did you go to a rich high school?

No?

Not at all.

Did you guys have pink jerseys? Like, didn you guys have different unis?

Yeah?

Yeah, we're like one of alternate uniforms for a uniform.

Yeah, we were like Adidas, like like experiment school, Like when all that?

So you're sponsored by Adidas when I was in high school?

Yeah, we were like right now?

No, it was right now, wasn't it?

Probably like we we came from the schools that your your head coach would bring you guys in and be like he'd be looking at the East Bay magazine and hey, guys, which jerseys do we want?

Yeah?

Again of high school?

Yeah, you were sponsored by Adidas ideas And so we're not capping, is what I'm saying.

No, You're like I didn't go to no like the private schools in in like you know, Lost Angeles counting like those. They are not like they look like you know, some good like mini city colleges.

Yeah, your probably looks like a little mini city college.

It's not that nice.

They just redid their football field, got like all turf, so that's really nice.

So that's expensive school.

The first school I went to was first school I went to. It was like we were sharing helmets out there was discussed. It wasn't great. Your car, Oh the football card right there?

You have a will Common football card.

I got a will Common football car.

But it's hey, birthdays coming up? Would you kick Taylor's two year old in the face for a Super Bowl?

Yo?

No that I'm just aston and I'm just asking the kill the messenger.

We're talking about the bean.

Yeah, this is your respond The two.

People outside of me and my wife that love the bean are hearing this bus. You and you, Quentin Nelson, jan Brown love the fucking.

What's that?

You always the only every time I think about you and the beans, she always looks at you and goes, uh. She'd be like that because you can't really talk, and we'll be like look at her and go no, will.

She's one, give her some time.

So like Rabel would be like he'd have that little pat on his chest and be all right, I'm gonna set and you punch me, and he'd do it two three times, and then he'd see somebody watching and I'd do the same thing on the third time or the fourth time, and he'd swim me and beat me and he like, run past it.

Man, still got it, still got it, lawan.

I'm just sitting there like, yeah, looks yeah, yeah, like you got like Ashley and Titans Amy or film and he like peeks it over. It's a looking give me a little move and get out of there. I'm like, yo, that just happened. And then it shows Rabel like on next what was it? Igniting the fire?

Whatever there's ship they do?

I didn't be I'm like, I'm kind of exposed by my own coach right now.

Dude, were there ever?

Are there ever?

Days you wake up and you're like, dude, I could play another game.

Bro, do you want me to be honest with you?

No?

Yeah?

This is this is this is a fool like do you do whatever you want?

Bro?

I don't miss it at all, nothing like this right this like conversations.

I mean like you, I mean yeah, like that's the thing that you that you miss.

But it hasn't really hit in because I've been so busy that I haven't really had.

Time to sit down and process.

Man.

I miss the guys, like you.

Know, I miss having those laughs and stuff and just that that camaraderie.

But waking up, you know, putting making.

Sure like because you know how I was with my body, bro, Like it was everything stop process and so for me it was like, I wake up, Okay, I feel this little tweak in my knee. I gotta go do some correct exercises, Gotta go get treatment after this, acupuncture, massage, chiropractice. So to be able to kind of just wake up and get on the elliptical and play with my kids and you know, handle business and whatnot. Na, I can't say I miss it. Bro, Your teeth looked good.

Man.

Do you even have to brush your teeth anymre or they just stay well all the time? No, I do, because my boy just choose gum. Now I knew, I gotta I don't have to.

Yeah, he puts in a cup at night.

Well, man, I actually have to Washington dentures. Bro, I have to floss now too. I used to not have to floss just because you know, you want. You didn't flost before. It's just saying, well, you know if that's true.

But you know, people when they look at me, they didn't know if they should kick a field goal or just you know, throw me toothbrush. Hey, comp what do you got going on under the hood?

What's up with the meat cleavers?

Bro?

Kind of miss him though? What's that you say? You kind of miss him? You go back on my i G page and you know, find some old photos, smile at him, laugh like, look at com. I didn't know.

I didn't know there was an issue before.

But now that I see this, I'm like, yeah, there was definite an issue before.

Yeah, it's clearly something my personality is. I guess right, boy, what's that.

Guy didn't even know it? Look at that.

My personality was so solid that you guys didn't really know how bad my teeth were.

Yeah, Hey, that's true, that's true.

Kind of like straight in you know, like I mean, he has, but it's like his personality.

He fixed his gap, he fixed it, and then he decided he's like this ain't me and he actually went back and reap unfixed it.

He recapped recat I told.

When I was going, when they were about to do everything, I was like, hey, guys, if I don't like this, can we shave everything back to what it used to be? And like he was like, yeah, no problem that he can't.

That's a lie.

What No, Well, when they put him in that you kind of bite and he shaved stuff perfectly anyway.

But I'm saying, like, you set me a picture of your teeth when they filed and things down. What I'm saying, my two year old's teeth with the same size as your teeth when they filed him down.

So I'm saying she had these little I'm saying like, if you're like, hey, I want to go back to be.

Like yeah, it's just too late now, Like your teeth are perfect.

It's a lifetime decision.

Yeah, it's a lifetime.

These right here. If I wasn't, if I didn't like it, he'd be able to shave these to look like my old ones.

So yeah, they just you know, they did just give you some c men be like chewing this for half an hour, dude, teeth bag.

Yeah, bro, you're good you're good to go.

He didn't know.

They're like, look there, we got this McDonald's deal for you, got the subway deal, Coach Pepsi and I was like, look, bro.

I'm gonna be the next Jared.

At the end of the day, I was that's hold on a second, fare well, let's hey, let's not be the next Journeys.

It's very true. I didn't think that joke all the way through. We're we're not right there.

Listen all right?

So episode eighteen we had Andrew Whitworth on this one. This one was choppy, kind of like it was kind of like kirky. It was our first time doing phone interviews. Uh. We talked about his journey a little bit and we get kind of sentimental with Andrew with Andrew's story.

So here you go, Andrew Whitworth.

Will, what do you got for us today?

Dude?

Talk to me about how disrespectful you are. Dude, do you want to live up to those things?

What are you talking about?

Disrespectful I'm talking about I'm talking about when you're in my car. I'm talking about when I when I you off at your car yesterday and my car my door was trying to close because I have a little remote thing that'll close the door for me, and you just stood in front of it and you almost broke the.

Door, and then you walked away with your ass sweat to your car.

No, you tried disrespecting me by like, hey, I go to Tesla like I'm environmentally friendly. Yeah, I like electronically closing the door. And I just wasn't moving because I wasn't ready to move yet.

If you're trying to shame me for reducing my eco footprint, then shame on you, sir, Because me and Leo, yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio, I call him Leo because we know each other like that. We're doing our best and we're moving forward.

That being. You say the same thing in your fourth Raptor.

I never the Ford Raptor. It's eco boost, dude, that's a V six.

I can't even pull the truck in the back of that thing. Truck I'm getting built, Yeah it is. It's built on it with a corn certitude. I pour corns up into my gas tank and then and then little kernels come out of it.

Dude.

That's how my truck runs.

Can we talk about Madden ratings? Can we talk about your Madden rating. Can we talk about how you're a three time pro bowler in a row yep, and you have a Madden rating of eighty one. You're not even the highest rated alignment on the Titans on the twenty. What you're not sepoled is or saffold right, Sehalds eighty three or eighty one. I saw it, and I'm like, Yo, that is disrespectful. They really disrespected the Titans. And I remember looking at that one like, yo, what they're like

You know what? The most fucked up thing, what this whole thing is, you knew that information.

You waited til these.

Cameras around me to drop a fucking bomb like that on me. I I didn't even think about it. That didn't even cross my mind.

If I was the highest rate of Titan Yeah are you joking? Not no offense to the boys, my babies, but.

Come on Madden. Yeah dude, I got a Twitter battle with Madden the other day.

They like they're like strength set like seventh best offensive linement speed.

Fifth best. But my dude, okay, I had the top ten forty. I have a top ten forty in the last ten years.

Ten years of the commine.

When I jumped my broad jump, I set a combined record.

All right.

My split time was under one seven. For all of you math nerds out there, that is elite for an offensive tackle.

All right.

I've made three Pro Bowls in a row. I'm so fucking disrespected by E A e A Sports.

The whole tight longer in the game. Look at the roster. Look Roger Saffold eighty three, Taylor Lwan eighty one. Dude, Yo, look at your picture?

Can you click on his image? Rookie year. Dude.

Every year they tell me, hey, do you want to take another headshot? I'm like, get the fuck away from me.

You should probably take another headshot cause I'm.

Not taking another had show. You know what I'm gonna U, dude, I like, I'm gonna dude.

You know.

The fucked up thing was when I was at the Pro Bowl this year. Part of that, when I was at the Pool this year, Madden asked me to go in to do one of their interview processes to talk about how my my how like should you have a better rating? Without aim even knowing my rating, not understanding the amount of disrespect.

I'm the twenty first rate to tackle.

Okay, you're the twenty person Madden, Yes, twenty first rate to tackle.

Oh my god, that's the yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that either the other.

I had a kid the other day in La at a house party I went to and I was the old man there. Young kid asked me.

He said, you know, did you run run across playing with you know, when my gm my grandfather was with the team.

Oh my god.

Are you asking me?

Are you asking me as me and your grandfather playing in the league at the same time.

Obviously I'm a little sensitive to it.

And then he's like, oh, I'm so sorry.

My grandfather went into the front office after he played and he retired from the front office not that long ago. I was like, oh god, okay, calm down, jumpy, that was what I fault.

I didn't mean to jump down your throat. I didn't understand the question.

Just tearing down little kids, dude, I get it, you get old, dude.

I was in Cabo uh in March. Will was invited. He never came, So next year, I'll invite you. But I was in Cabo, dude, and these uh these they have these stupid headbands.

Have you been in Cabo wit?

Oh?

Yeah, okay, So I'm in Cabo at this taco shop next to uh this like beach bar, and they're these headbands like one says like, uh like big dick and the other one is like, uh, I hate my boss and a bunch of a bunch of stupid headbands. Well, I'm buying these headbands for my buddies. Were about six Margarita's deep and I look at these two girls and they're like. I'm like, hey, do you guys do as one headbands? Like three dollars each. I'm like, yeah, I'm

Do you think he goes to?

Because this is this is in March, so it's spring break.

And the girl the girl goes they're not in college, they're so old, they're so and.

I heard that.

I was like, you know, I'm yeah, but what's on a different level. I'm gonna kill myself. Yeah, but I'm headed there like.

You're literally yeah, they don't even have three dollars.

Dude.

That was like, but you're he's like ten years old than me. But what's looking young man? He got he got that bald head, living life.

He looks good.

Benjamin Button dude.

Yeah, you do got that Benjamin Button disease for real. Talk to me about last year, dude.

How cool was it to to make it as far as going to the super Bowl?

Then?

How tough was it to deal with something like that that late in your career of you know, kind of taking all taking a loss?

I think you honestly, for me, it was easier to career because he and.

Wait wait wait, go back, go back a little bit.

You're with and we lost?

Yeh cool thing thirteen years either.

Hey wait can you hear us?

Wait?

Can you hear us the part of the win?

Holy ship?

Can you hear us winning the game?

You will?

I'll tell you what did have And dude, some Patriots fan, I was, uh, we were about to play, We're about to we played the Patriots, were practiced at the Patriots. Yeah, and then we went that played the preces game, obvious, that was the second Preceason game. And I looked up in the stands and some dude was like way back, and he was.

Like, what you get your pills figured out? Huh?

You every think figured out? And I couldn't hear for a second. So I gave him like a what like a like a what'd you say? And I was gonna get in with the heard you the first time, start repeating yourself, but I didn't. Instead, he's like, you get your pills figured out?

I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, well we're.

All set now, bud, And he was like, won't you do some push ups? So I gave that motherfucker ten push ups, dude, I got. I got down there on the sideline and push ups.

Bro, I'm all about gaines. I wasn't gonna play for another thirty minutes anyway, so I got a couple in.

Yeah, but that diffused his ass so fast, dude, he was he sat his ass down, right.

I did that, all right?

All right, that's that good set, Ben, good set.

And I was with I was with my boy Adam. Hey word shout out Adam Hayward. Yeah, yeah, shout out.

I forget Adam Hayward, bro, and we're you.

Know, we're we're out there, We're out there practicing at seven on seven and we're always like, you know how this is joking.

Around, having fun whatever.

Hopkins I didn't know was DeAndre Hopkins at this time.

You know DeAndre won DeAndre like that. He was like, he hasn't been DeAndre until like the last three years, right.

Yeah, to me, he's always been good. But since he's a quiet dude, you just don't And I just saw a receiver wearing number ten, so I just didn't think nothing of it. I didn't know he was like who he was?

Is that never the dude you shut it out that we don't want to shout out. Is that number two?

The dude?

He?

I was like talking shit to him or whatever. God with your story. Sorry my bad, I'm sorry.

I was trying to read that. I was trying to read that. But anyway, he comes off the field after doing a rep.

And we were hot on the whole.

And he said, ah yeah. But anyway, he's walking by me. I said, hey, hey, good job man. I reached my hand out and then he like puts his hand and say hey thanks man. I pull it back and go nuts, and I just start like, you know, just getting a hype, like dramatically like the boy, Yeah, hey you see me get him in woods like laughing, like got his ass, got his ass, and he just like looks back at me and just stares me down.

Dude.

I'm like, hey man, you know, not that serious, all joke like nudge would and we like laugh and walk off and come to find out it was DeAndre Hopkins. Had no idea that that's who that was. And here I am, like, you know, I'm on the twos. I'm like, hey man, hey, great rep out there, great set.

You live nuts living a nineteen The one lifestyle Bromo.

No, and guys were all about the pot out there too, were they really?

Yeah.

I was like on the phone trying to get an uber and the one guy was like, hey, the boy, it's the boy. I'm like, hey man, I gotta like wave this uber driver and no.

Man, let's get a picture.

Let's get drunk as hell, Okay, cool, I'm trying to He was probably drink. I think he was doing out some but maybe natural light seltzer dude, maybe Ala Beaches.

Maybe he just might have He just might have woke up that morning and leaguing Nebraska and said, I'm gonna have some natural light Seltzer today and he made the best fucking decision of his life and he met Will Compton.

That's amazing.

All right.

I'm sorry, it's the Seltzer's baby, Holy.

Ship, Seltzer's get me fired up, man, I know.

I saw that.

God anyways, Sorry you did.

You're all right.

I love the passion, the energy.

Dude, Thank you.

The boy and I. We went to True Foods yesterday. Shout out True food shout out the truth. Shout and we'll get there in a second. Dude, we go to eat.

We have a.

Big workout, feeling good about ourselves. Let's get some good eats to get those games going right. We go to True Foods. We sit down, get a couple of lattes. The boys on the phone gets he gets a lot for the boy. I get for the boy because I'm a boy. Get him a ltte. I think that's not enough for the boy. He needs antioxidants, antioxidant tea as well. The boy gets antioxidant tea. Now we have the same drinks and we have two bottled waters.

They're plastic don't get on us. We're sorry. We're doing the best we can. We get our food.

We had all the appies in the world we need. We got delicious, uh like entrees to go with it.

Finish our lattes. Bill comes out. I'm on my phone forever because the boys were spitballing. Because you guys are killing the merch right now. We're thinking, let's let's get some more some vintage stuff out. Just partner with anazer Bush. I don't know if you have heard.

Just partner with anazer of Bush and they got some dope shit, So we want to start making some.

Dope shit rain storm and hard hard and they have nineties hats.

Anyway, Oops interrupted, oops, whoopsies and the bill, the oops oops, and and the bust and busting WTV dot com and get by by ship, buy ship, go online by shit.

Just get shit, dude, just buy it all, buy it all.

Will Reimbursey, But we won't. We'll tell you we're gonna, but we're not gonna. So you're on the phone.

I'm on the phone for a little bit. Thank you will.

I'm on the phone for a little bit, and I don't realize that the bill's been here for about four to five minutes, and I look up and Will's not on his phone.

At all, but oh, old fucking alligator arms over here. Dude can't swipe out. He can't get the phone, dude.

Then morms are just a little too short, so fucking I had to come in, and I'm like, fucking dude, I'll pay. What's fucking new? Let me strap on this weight advest because another fucking day has gone by and I'm just carrying a will.

Dude.

I'm just carrying Will every fucking day of our lives. So I go and I get the check.

Give the guy a dope tip, dude, thirty percent, because you get back what you give, baby, So let's fucking do it the next day. Today, today's the day.

We go to Truefoods. I got two workouts and then I gotta do skill work because why because I want to be good when I come back. So we go. I go to get food.

I called it in.

I'm like, Will, you got to come with me because guess what. His car still doesn't work. So I go to Truefoods.

Car still doesn't work.

We go to True Foods. The boys shout out to the Valet Boys. At True Foods, dude, because you guys fucking rock all right.

Every time I walk in that place, you guys are like, what's upday, we'll get one of those dabby things going up?

Dude.

We love it.

Maybe we hit one of those, and we fucking we move on about our business. And it's and we go in there and the guy, the same manager who spoke to us the day before, is now there and he's sitting there and he's looking at us, going, hey, welcome back, boys, And I'm like, well, I'm so happy by the way I walk in, And I think to myself, I already know, I already knew this, but I waited until we got to the cash register to tell Will I didn't bring my wallet.

So now you gotta fucking pay for this kid.

You gotta pay for with this meal. It's one hundred and thirty six dollars, dude and some change, all right, And this.

Boy's dentible right now. We're all a little dentable right now.

Because it was just smart because the boys.

Don't even have money. We didn't no income coming in.

Except for when you guys by the merch and then as our bush and Regal Realty we really appreciate it, all right, we're gonna keep killing it, so just keep killing it with us, and I'll go back to the story now. So Will Will, I'm like, Will, you're paying and I'm so happy because Will doesn't be for shit. He's the cheapest person I know. And before and we get we get to the manager and the manager says, hey, we appreciate you guys coming in again. We know how

Us, and the dude already had my card too.

My mouth, my.

Jaw hits the floor, dude, and they say, they give me the receipt. They give me the receipt that Will paid for cost us one dollar, the entire meal one hundred and thirty six stars.

And some change one dollar. So Will his luck's turning around, baby, His luck is turning around.

Right when he says this one's on us, I immediately like, my eyes get big, and.

Hey, don't run that card. Don't run it, like God good, it doesn't work anyway.

The boy's thirty.

Is the boy's birthday, Man, how do you feel about that?

Are were recording.

You're right, it's your thirty. I'm out of breath. Sorry, I just beat the ship out a will.

He's thirty old. The boy is.

Your boy.

Hold your god, it's excited.

Hold up, let go hold let me go.

Let's fucking go.

Let go.

Let me get up thirty, Let me get the fuck up.

I woke up.

My joints hurt a little bit more, dude, I bet because you're thirty, hurt a.

Little bit more.

I rolled over Charles like, happy birthday, baby. I rolled over and I said, hey, we want happy, and then you want.

I said, hey, baby, made me some sushi, and you went and you went off about your day.

Dude.

That's how I said, give me some spankings.

I rolled over, gave her my backside.

I'm like, she's like, she's sorry, She's like what I said, give me some spanking?

Do you want some spankings?

I have made her give me thirty right there?

You did you want some spankings?

She didn't give me one.

To grow on though, welcome here.

No, no, hang on han, I got an idea. I got an idea.

I got an idea.

The boys got one to grow on.

I wanted to get on the couch and have Matt do it. Matt, get over here and give me a spank and want to grow on.

Y know, Matt, don't protell like that fort smells all over there, Dude, Matt, does it actually smell? Dude?

I'm gassy, man.

Give me one to go on.

Just a good game slap, dude, Hey, good game, man, Dude, I gotta poop.

You know the confidence you're feeling like. You know, you're wearing a for the Boys row pad, You're sitting there holding a seltzer. Somebody wants to question what you're doing?

Right?

Why are you drinking a CELTERI you know all those people out there, you're a man, You're you're just you're drinking a celts.

My wife's drinks sheelter.

Oh what are you lam when you're wearing that for the Boy's hat and then you just you suddenly look over at them and just say, hey, don't give a h you take that nice little picture. Hashtag don't give a don't give a because you're for the boys, for them, go a tweet, So I g whatever, that's what we want to see, because it's all about don't give a season, dude, you're holding a Seltzer. Don't give a Hey, you're drinking a little puss drink. Hey, don't give.

A puplkin spice Lotte from Starbucks. Don't give a because it's holiday season.

Don't give October.

Yeah, don't give a.

No doubt about it, but get them celsies. Dude, A loo hot beach is my favorite name.

Let's let's say that name.

Dude, It's so funny.

Don't give a is g I V A? Let's just say it. Don't don't don't give and give.

A G I v A.

Yeah, let's do that.

That's fucking that's cool. That's cool. I'll do that now that I'm with that.

Oh shit, all of you are like, I've heard this song before, but I'm not really sure if I've actually heard this song. Looking over in a little and you see with your friends and you're just walking down the street, and then what happens is that a guy in the mask?

I that is a guy in the mask. You sure look back at you. That was definitely a guy in the mask. You look back, you turn back to your friends. You see that motherfucker back there.

They see what you look over a him and he wasn't there anymore fast forward or at a little party with your friends. Your friends get a little pmiscious, but you're just a little virgin grill. You didn't know what's going on. You spoke we for the first time tonight. So you're a bad, bad girl and this guy. All of a sudden's some sirens going around.

You're not sure.

There's little tumble weeds of fall leaves running around, and you're just a little scared and you're not sure, And all of the sudden, there's that guy.

In the mask again, holding the pumpkin space.

Holding a pumpkin spice lot day from Starbucks, and he says fenty or grunde, and you say, I'm a tall girl, and you run out of there.

You don't know what's going on.

He's chasing.

You're running as hard as you fucking can, but you can't get away. Why is this guy walking? The whole time, all he's doing is walking, And I'm printed, I just tripped over a branch.

I'm looking at him.

It's all gonna end. I'm not sure what's gonna happen. He raises that knife up. One thing leads to another, and you'll have to find out at the end of Spotobra Baby, because we'll.

Watch Chucky and still to this day, I'll like hide myself up so much to where Yeah, I'll be, I'll be in my bed.

I'll back man.

I hope this little motherfucker is in under my bedron no doubt. Like, if I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I gotta once I hit the ground, I gotta get rolling because he's got.

No yeah, yeah, he goes went for that Achilles too. You get that knife on that Achilles or you wake up, you wake up in October and it's three in the morning. You gotta go pee and you're already high from being spooped over.

Yeah, this is gonna be one stressful ast piss dude.

And you get up and go to the bathroom and as you're peeing, I'm sitting I'll be sitting there thinking one of those scary motherfuckers is out.

There plotting right now.

And whenever I get done and flush a toilet, I literally I stand in the I stand in my bathroom and I pushed the door open, and I just stand there. Do you really push the door open and just kind of look I'll look out. I'll peek my head out the frame and the door where I am, and then I'm like, okay, you got this, and I'll just run and jump in the bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, my shit is yeah.

Oh oh, dude, like you do it all the time.

You walked in you like a guest bedroom or something like that in your house. You walk in and you're like you're about to piss, but like that shower curtains fully closed, and you're like, I don't know, dude, I don't know about all that, and so you like just like it was the shining or something like that. Oh, not gonna get me this time.

Otherfucker.

And you always feel like when you jump in the bed too, you all expect the cover is gonna save you.

Yeah, you gotta body. Oh if you're a hand or your feet are hanging out. Oh bro, if your foot's hanging out, you're fucking dead. If your foot's hanging out of your sheets, you might as well fucking dug a six foot holder because you're dead.

This is up and atoms.

This is a workout I came out with the other day.

Yeah, with the warm up.

You gotta wake up, you gotta stretch it out.

And then let's go crack one open.

There you go, and then we're here.

This is our ice lunges, okay, because you never know when you're gonna fucking pull over, pull something up, and then ice is sitting there, and now you gotta be ready to go.

Yeah, no doubt.

These are These are your iometrics if.

You ever get ice. The first thing I think about is, man, I hope my knees are warmed up. You don't even it doesn't even matter to you.

I'm sure. And these are just your beer curls twelve ounce bear curl and.

Oh yeah, the shake off its electron move. Yeah, because you know when you first crack it a little bit of foam. Ye, you're gonna get off every time you gotta slip that drip, you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, So yeah, like I say, I like to just you know, stay stay in shape.

I get they ready, practice practice like you play. This is the first one that was the o G.

I was at the why My wife was doing arms and I stood behind her, just like ready to go, and I was like, you know.

What, fuck it?

So I picked up a couple. I picked up a couple of dumbells. Handed her my phone. I said, go over here and film me, and she rolls her eyes. Our relationship is her rolling her eyes.

I believe it. I believe it. I love that.

That's mostly my wife and I have relationship as well.

It's love.

We had Sean.

Booth on the on the podcast, and I'm looking I get to look at Will every day and like, Shawn's got the beard, he's got the jaw line, he's got the veins coming out of the arms, and I'm looking back and forth, I'm like, yo, like Will legit is like the way uglier.

Version of Sean, Like you could see it. Like he's got no jaw line.

He fixed his jaw.

See this jaw line you see? I shoulder like he wore a tank top. I told him earlier. We actually did arms today. You can't tell, but I'm saying.

Like his shoulders, his shoulders, there's usually a definition a part where you're like, oh, that's what the shoulder ends and where the bicup starts.

We already got a backup. You already messed up.

We got like have you seen have you seen?

Hang on?

Hang on? You had your turn?

You already had your turn. But you had your turn.

You know, you know when you have like in the movie, like facing at like a pig store.

You know what I'm saying, you had your turn bad. You did a really bad jobs. He talked about my jaw line. Do you see this jaw structure like Taylor's jaw lying. I don't know if you've seen the The X Men movies where the father he like melts on the ground. It's just his face Like that's how Taylor like looks. He looks like a melted face into the ground. Flubber called they want to do their sequel with you.

That's that's such a bad joke.

It's it's not a bad joke.

That's probably you.

Literally you literally go, hey, Will has a bad jaw line, Like just look at the jaw. Step back.

Your head is small and your neck is so bait.

Dude, dude, I'm a good looking cat.

I really don't even need someone.

Pull up, Hey, pull up Will Compton twenty sixteen.

Go ahead, do that. It's with the twenty nineteen.

You know what, You're just what you mean to do. I'm all fucking natural, dude. You're a phony.

You're not on the Taylor Hey, last year, last year, this one that makes picked.

Hey, when your mouth is closed, I agree with you to get the red someone the Redkins with him smiling.

Bro Damn, hey, the boy did He's got some chompers on.

As a wood schipper back in Missouri before people call me short found the NFL. Dude, he was like, Yo, I gotta chip some wood to day, dude. That's what he fucking did Taylor last year.

After I got my teeth, He's like, hey, I'm thinking about getting beard plugs, no doubt, don't tell anybody, but I didn't do it. And look as you did.

You ruined.

You ruined.

If that's a friendship breaker, dude, that's fine. You're trying to run it right. You're trying to run right now.

Fucking confidence due you were gonna get beard plugs?

Who was getting you?

Want to.

Joe?

You know what?

I tell them of fucking Rick and you know what?

Yeah? Will?

Okay, So Will got his teeth thumb, I said, God damn, I gotta, I gotta Maybe there's something I could do.

Just shut the fuck up and.

Are hurt?

So I dude, this fucking guy, I had these like I had these patches in here.

You know what I'm saying, i't got that full earnest beard.

I don't got that that white treasure loves. So I thought to myself, Yo, I might just go out to l A and I might just might just do it.

And I look at Will, because Will's one of.

My really good friends plummeting right now, and I called him like, Yo, did you got the teeth domb on?

How do you feel?

Did you feel like a sellout when you did? He's like, honestly, at first, I kind of did. But I was like, you know, once I did, I was like, no regirts. So I was like, I gotta I gotta get this thing going.

Long story short, dude, I just looked in the mirror one.

Day and I was like, dude, I love you, and he said it back at the same time.

So I was like, damn, Like these dudes really.

Just kind of have a connection.

I'm thinking about yo, Yo, I've been talking to myself for twenty twenty five minutes in the mirror.

I can't leave this guy, right. You know what I'm saying, I'm gonna let it ride.

I'm gonna let it roll in there, dude, and if if by some grace of the fucking Holy Spirit or whoever the hell's up there, gives me.

A full beard.

Someday, I'm gonna call Will's ass, dude, and I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna go back to Bontai, Missouri where he's at. Yeah, because that's not where I'm gonna be, because I because I kicked him out of this podcast.

Now he's fucking broke.

He went a Bontai, fucking Missouri, and I'm gonna go there, and the only thing he's gonna have, he's gonna have wrinkly leather skin because he's so old and he works out and he works in the fucking farms, dude, farm, he's a he's at a farmer's hand and I'm gonna punch out his right front tooth and he won't.

Have enough money to fix it, dude.

And I'll have just one of those little dangly things just and I'll say remember twenty nineteen, dude, and I'll leave and I'll get in my private jet and I'll fucking fly out of there.

Dude.

I'm like, get me out of this, get this.

I'm done.

I'm fucking done with this guy. Dude, Welcome the bus.

So disrespect.

I did a naked and afraid vine when vine was out. Yeah, that goes will It was, Uh, I didn't. I don't think I posted that one.

I don't know.

I was like, uh so I got naked obviously, and there was a I just took a plant from the house and sat it next to a mirror and then just kind of panted around and I literally just go I'm just naked and afraid at this point because you know that I found Oh ship, that's my new ring tone. Dude to me that that's great.

Play it again playing against can hear it?

I'm just naked. You see the beginning where I'm like naked. A little butt crack back there. That's hilarious. Dude, Hey, can I can? I?

Can? I do?

You?

Can I do a rap in my Hank Hill voice?

Uh?

That featured my Gucci flip flops.

Yes'sure this goes like this, It goes uh, I'll just fucking my wife and some Gucci flip flops. I only fuck Peggy because that coocie tip top got a brown leather cattle strap for my wrist.

Watch.

If I pull this truck over, that's a fucking pit stop.

Whoa fuck.

Boys want to seem me stressed.

I'm drinking. I'm watching PBR and drinking. Wait a second, boys want a seemi stressed. I'm drinking PBR and watching PBS. I'm popping prescriptions from down at CBS, trying to rock in my Camo bridge as bitch as they can't see it yet. Hit the club me and boom Howard smoking pro pane left the room sour. I'm at the top of the tomb tower looking round. Now I need myself a little boom powder.

Hey, that's solid.

Sorry you said Gucci flip clubs, and now I think fucking.

Take an opportunity to plug yourself.

I would never not do that. If you weren't my son, I'd hug you.

That's a great show man, that's a good rap.

Episode twenty two.

Kyle Vanoy, the stud outside backer from The Boogeyman who the Titans actually played.

This week.

We talked to him about what the Patriots would be without Tom Brady.

We talked about some locker room talk. Uh. Kyle churps Taylor a little bit. He also chirps me in all Missouri.

A very disrespectful cat, but we love him. He's the boy he's for the boys and yeah.

Yeah, So in the locker room, do you hear some of the best comebacks and like people getting roasted on? Then you hear like in a movie or like around time.

Like dudes getting chirped on.

Yeah, like in the locker room, like when dudes are going back and forth just like talking ship shooting and ship like burning each other or whatever. I swear I've heard some of the best like comebacks and like people getting shipped.

On aout in the locker room.

People are like sensitive, like to me, that's what like, that's what I'll miss when I step away from the game.

That'll be it right there.

Because I'm thinking I want people. I want people to hear all the dynamic of like you know, everybody chirping at it.

Yes, and the only people, only people that know are people that played.

Yeah.

So like when we get in a setting like this with dudes, like you know exactly what I'm talking about, But people that don't, they're like they they may never get it.

I wish they could.

I know, it's crazy, I don't.

I almost feel like people that if they were my people who work on the outs, like the outside world nine to five jobs and stuff like that.

If they were in the locker room, they'd be look legit depressed because like you're you got.

Hr you got well.

You can't say penis, you can't say that, don't say boobs. You know what I'm saying, Like you have all these things you can and can't say in the locker room.

Dude, it is a free for all.

I absolutely I have not heard I have not heard the N words so much in my life.

Well, I'm like Lily, dudes are calling me.

I'm like, yo, bro, I'm just I'm so white.

I'm light as fuck. Like you walk around and guys just say and asked white people ship, Hey, that's black people ship. Yeah, you said out there, hey come yo yo yo, Hey, don't say that out here man.

Yeah, the real world, come down, come down.

That's crazy. Y.

Hey what the boys there?

The boys?

I walked up in the hot I was like this, fucking guys, you.

Jumped off sides.

I was like for the boys, Oh you know, I am.

I remember it was a pass down.

We were passing and I did the thing I do and the ref calls on me, but they said they should have called it on the defensive guy.

But they can't take it back, batter, he gave you a false art and he goes yeah, he.

Goes, well, I fall started. I stood up and I was like it was him Ryan.

They're like no, I was like, what the flipped me off?

I was circling around, so.

Yeah, that what I did through.

Show him what I did?

Yo?

Does your team just hate me?

Or what's the deal?

You play back?

Who back and tight end? Hey? Okay, listen, hang on, hang on, don't disrespect me. Number one.

I pumped you for all state wide receiver and I was trying to buy my tongue, but I was also an All state wide receiver, first team, first team, second team.

Sorry, sorry, say sorry.

I was like, I was like excited for what Missouri?

Hey?

When I was in Nebraska and we were talking about me being in Missouri.

They.

I'll tell you.

You know, you're a linebacker in the league and people want to talk about your non athletic ability and you want to bring up the all state receiver? What state did you play?

The battery then goes on.

In the Batterson, Okay, guys like, I'm sure we can bring up Missouri, but.

Name them well, I can at least name for larious.

How much of a joke Missouri is hey type in Missouri NFL football player?

No, don't we have no more time left?

This about sixty that that was good.

That's gonna make it.

You're gonna make it. When I was in Nebraska, they just call since it was Missouri that you called me all street Like, what the do you guys play seven man out there?

You guys just play on the street all street wide receiver?

Did you play seven man?

No?

Get the fuck?

I love.

I love the way you laugh, dude. The way you laugh is hilarious.

Do you remember when we were tweeting or something so our first interaction I had. I had some grievance against you will because did you because somebody tweeted out like I can't wait to see tress Nick hop and Andrew East on the field, uh in Nashville? Yeah, and you were like, yeah, me neither dot do dot? But who's Andrew East?

I was like, what's up, dude?

You come at me?

Oh man?

And then I was like I sent the gift, like I'm not calling him dad or something.

A cop you'd like him or something?

Oh man? I miss all those guys. What's the village like in the Olympics, you hear the stories like just just fucking be real about it.

If I'm going to be honest.

I want honesty. This is you.

You've seen some of the podcasts I.

Was when I was at the Olympic village. Okay, so we literally had to.

Talk about what you've seen.

Then we don't.

We had armed.

Guards outside of our doors, so we nothing happened with the gymnasts, but yeah, what.

Would you see with the older crowd. We don't need to name any names. I need to know some stories you're lying tell you. Okay, there we go, that's what I need.

We're talking about my mom when we started dating. Sent me that ESPN article about the condoms. Yeah, they write one every Olympics. I feel like, but she's the only her.

Voted, the sixteen year old, which is so messed up.

Making out on them. She's like the only athlete mentioned I think in this article.

Look it up. I think it's like twenty twelve.

So the one who got quoted in the article of there's all the condoms when they talk about the village, that's your quote they were quoting. No, no, no, no, no.

She was mentioned as like just asked Sean Johnson and Taylor Finney, who were making.

Out on.

Let's Go.

She booty called me pretty much is what happened?

Okay, there we go. I want to hear this story from answer now because she's great, like she's holding something back.

So I slid in her DMS like I formed the boy, formed the Twitter just so I could get tweeter right and then wait, wait, wait, don't form the Twitter just to tweeter. I was not Yes, I was. I was not a social media guy. But anyway, I got a number via DMS. So we started talking calling which I gave you my number? Yeah, I know, but I'm.

Pretty who who'd you DM her account? You gave him your number? It was somebody running I was running my own account.

I gave my number.

Okay, okay.

So then she like ghosts me for like a month, and on my birthday.

She says on Dancings the Stars, bro, what you just I got this? You probably got a little you probably got a little egg profile. Pick like, who in the fum me for my number?

Anyway?

She said.

She sends me a text on my birthday like a midnight says, I want to fly out to l.

A yeah, I was at midnight. At midnight, I want to fly out to l A. I'll cop it off for you. I'll handle your expenses, so kid you not.

Next day I jump on a plane class and I'm out there.

Your mom cannot listen to this.

Oh she's a listener.

So I was in I was coming out of a very very bad relationship and this.

Is very bad.

Sure, and I was very drunk.

I don't mean it like a bad way, but I was like, I should text this guy. And I was like, you want to fly to l A. I fall asleep, wake up sober, and I get a text saying I'm on my way.

Only wait, wait, hang on, stop us up.

Were you guys texting in between the DM numb her in the fly out to l A?

She just texted you on a whomen.

That's what I'm saying, man, that's what i'm saying. You dropped your lugging, of course, And I.

Was like, what kind of guy would do this?

Yeah, psychopath?

We land in LA and she she's not responding. Duh, got this whole thing?