Bert Kreischer's Final Podcast Appearance + Moving To Nashville

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Welcome to another episode of Busting with the Boys.

Just another episode.

The Spooktober Episode three hundred, Happy Halloween. Another episode of the boy We embrace the spook around here. I am I'm Steve Ranella from Meat Eater.

I'm a plague doctor.

Taylor's a plague doctor. And then we got the boys in the back. We got cat in the hat. We got one of the witches from uh, what's that great?

Oh, don't help them, don't help them.

We're losing the audience. Pocus focus, hocus focus. We got we got.

Fat Man in the back, Mitch Cars.

And we got Mitch. We got Mitch. We got the cookie Monster. Is that the cookie Monster?

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And then we got your grandma.

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I would. We've had three hundred episodes here on Bust with the Boys, and it's very fitting that it comes on a special day like today when Spootober more of it is behind us than it is in front of us. I think the boys. I want to give a thank you to all the boys in the back of the bus for taking Spootober so serious this year. I think for the last two hundred and ninety nine episodes, every time a Spootober has come up, we've talked about it more than we've been about it. This year, the boys

Where's she?

Where's she? And then Mitch, you went for more of a lounge technique than a true costume technique, but you still put a costume on nonethelesson I love that. But the thought of going and diving into the archive of people that have been guessed on this bus and done

A duck call.

That's a duck call for those of you that are that are wondering. But episode three hundred due, we did it again with this. This is our third go around a century. It is nice. Yeah, I don't know if that even made sense, but that feels nice.

Oh, it was a hell of a speech.

Thanks to speech.

I really had anything planned to say.

Yeah, I was the ones who've been rocking with the boys for three hundred episodes. I have a banger of an interview coming with Burt Kreischer.

As you know, it's a three hour interview.

Leah.

You look down at the time you're thinking, how are we going to get through this? Trust me? This is a great This is a great sit down with the one and only Burt Kreischer.

And the cool thing about this episode is we've all seen Burt Kreischer on ten twenty four to seven, just ramping up over.

And over again.

I would love to if anybody feels any differently. I feel like this episode, Bert was calm, He was a more present than I think I've ever seen Burt before. It was a very fun and unique conversation that I haven't seen from a Bert Kreischer podcast or interviewer.

Said, he said it not us. This is probably gonna be his last interview for the next year or so, allegedly allegedly, see if that holds up. But this is supposed to be his next it's supposed to be his last one, his last long form one. He's gonna slow down a lot, He's gonna vacation with the fam, He's gonna take a break, gonna take a break. He does have a special that he just worked on that's gonna come out soon. But yeah, this was This was an all time episode. It was fun hanging out with Bert.

Yes, but he was looking at some houses too in Nashville, Tennessee, a new neighbor.

I know, I know.

We were trying to sell him on the holidays. He wants to own a holiday. I won't ruin the surprise. He wants to own a party Nashville. You know all that stuff.

You had a great choice too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, phenomenal choice. What's the holiday that you want to own? What's the Compton holiday? You guys are I.

Don't want to own any holiday.

I want to just go to whatever parties that might be out there, have the option of going to the parties.

Yeah, and just just approach it from that angle.

Yeah.

A lot of pressure when you want to be a guest at a host on holiday, because you never know that the holiday could come up and I might not want to do said party. So I would rather just be a person that gets to pick and choose where I go.

That is what I mean.

That's brand. Yeah, that's exactly. That's exactly the will Comport.

We know. Now, that's someone I have. All the people, all the.

People in my house sit on my couch, yes, use my toilet paper.

Like, hey, we hate food. Does, when's everybody gonna leave? So and so looks like they're gonna stick around for a while. They're really getting into the stories that I didn't want them to get into.

I don't want to. I hate that, Okay.

I just want to be the guy or go to the party, you know, maybe enjoy the entire day, but also have the opportunity, like, hey, let's go, let's show face for a good hour.

So let's get out of there.

As always, boys, the next holiday coming up, I will be hosting that. So if you guys don't a place to go, Mitch, you've been there the last three years. Yeah, two years, last two years. You've really enjoyed it, haven't you. We don't want to say the holiday right now though, but yeah that was good though. I liked how you kind of went around that moved around. But all the boys very welcome. We have a game this year. We

How much weight can.

You put on for this particular holiday?

I really think I'll be able to handle business. You think so, Yeah, I've spent a lot of time getting weight. Yeah, I spend a lot of time being too low and then having to get on a scale. I have to gain eight pounds in an hour, and I've done it.

Yeah, I.

Put some food down now. I kind of love having this little skate some weight.

Yeah, yeah, you put it down a little bit in the ring for that one.

I know, but it's unfortunately you won't be there.

I'll do it from afar. I'll take video. Yeah, you know what I mean, just the day in the life of the well be in the trenches we got You'll be in the trenches.

You'll be in joe board number.

Two coming around this holiday around there a couple of weeks.

Yeah, yep. And it's one of those deals too. I'm not holding it against you. I know what it is.

I know what it is.

I knew you would be there if you could now actually hearing what you just said, maybe day of you would not want to go. But in this particular instance where it's multiple weeks away right now, it sounds.

Really good to you.

I've been to the holidays, every.

One of them.

It's phenomenal.

I know you're gonna make Christmas this here.

Yeah, yeah, I'll be there for Christmas.

Hey, you're gonna be there.

I was there for Easter. It wasn't there for his own party on Easter.

I wasn't there for my own party on Easter.

There's me out there. There's video evidence of me with the.

Beating, a Randall Cobb beating, and a sack race.

Whatever.

Whatever the Should we talk about football or should we get into the episode?

Let's let's see.

We got to make this one quick. Let's recap some ball if you want our previews for the weekend that will be on the Locker Room this week. Yeah, let's dive right on in. Or should we start? Should we start with the hair Maryland?

Yeah?

Yeah, we should. We should definitely start with that Washington versus the Bears. I'm gonna keep it short and sweet on my end. Washington seem like they had that game in hand all day.

They were up.

They were moving the ball down the field, kicking field goals over and over again, get stalled out in the red zone. They had the opportunity to be up in you know, four or five scores in that game in a big way. Caleb Williams didn't come around until the second half. They had very little yards in the second half, made some very elite throws questionable calls by giving it to a backup offensive lineman on the goal line ends up fumbling that Actually, that stat goes down as a

Yeah, I would say Jade and Daniels out dueled Caleb Williams, and I know Bears fans are bummed that they lost on a hell Mary, but ultimately they were only leading the game for twenty three seconds, right and by the way, twenty nine celebrating.

Was it Tyreek whatever it was, Tyreek Stevens hot pod?

That is gonna be a hot pod.

Yeah.

I don't know how you do it, Steve every day every day at the office wearing all your gear.

Yeah, dude, that Tyree Stevenson kid Like that is the dumbest thing you could possibly do in football.

That is so stupid.

It's the last play of the game and they have obviously they had a throwing shot at the whole thing. But you're sitting there taunting the sideline, You're taunting the fans, the plays going on, and you're still taunting, and he realize, okay, let me scrap, let me strap it in this thing. Only to be the guy who tips the ball.

Yes to the to the receiver.

Literally, he could have the.

Worst way to go. And he came out with an apology that that before they even got on the plane. That's how you know it was that.

That's how you how he if he would have just kept taunting, it would probably That's the crazy thing of this whole deal. Hey, second year guy came out of Miami, a lot of talent, hard to come back from that one. For the rest of his life is gonna be known as that guy. But hey, solid ball player, solid ball player.

And I hate to say it because he's a friend of the show. He's one of the boys. But KB Kevin Byrd was on eighty five and then starts to partake in the fun, went up. Don't know again, don't know everybody's rules. But there's there's always somebody who's supposed to be the blockout guy. There's one guy who goes up for the ball everybody else. You're trying to block out everywhere else and nobody was blocking out, but it just gets tipped. I'm sitting there watching in the house

Butter right in his basket.

And everybody just going nuts. I'm so happy for the district right now. I'm so happy for all of those fans, fans of Washing and the Commander's hdt R till I die. But uh, dude, they're They're so hype right now, and they should be. They're a good team. They have a deserved team.

It's been a long time since people have gotten hyped up in Washington about their ball club. And I love to go more into it because you know what it's like playing over there and how the media system works out.

They want to hear more the lock The locker locker room this Thursday drops at six.

Am, Dallas falls to beat up forty nine ers. Listen, we kind of said in the locker room this week, forty nine ers are still going to pull that outas they.

Compete more than I thought they would.

That was really bad.

I thought they would Browns.

I took the Ravens against the Browns. I took him eight and a half. I wasn't thinking about Jameis Winston. I thought there would be a little bit more of an like I don't know. I knew there'd be some Jewesday came from James and James Jamis Winston, but not like that, right.

Because the Ravens have been rolling, firing jas.

Articles coming out basically saying ultimate ultimately.

Hey, the focus he had in all his interviews was so fun to watch.

Bro.

How about his pregame speech talking about play for the detail on the side of the helmet. They're realizing they don't have a decaunt.

And stuck with it just like this won't play the time bring it up.

Yeah, Like he is getting crafty with his wordsmanship. Yeah, he is getting absolutely crafty.

Three touchdowns over three hundred yards passing, Like I had the Browns plus eight and a half, big shot out for that pick. I didn't think that they would win the game, but yo, it is Jamis Winston season.

I like that little noise you had there. Can we go back up to the sheet. I'm just gonna We're gonna keep foeling through it for these beautiful people that want to see episode three hundred to his return. Ah sucks, but he did run and he slid it. He didn't get hit, so it might be back.

Miami has let me down two weeks in a row. Bro, Yeah, because he should have beat the Colts in the fact that they lost. I mean, Kyler's playing his balls off twenty six for thirty six, three hundred and seventy yards, two touchdowns. Kyler's playing well. Kyler's playing well, playing good ball, playing good ball.

It's gonna be getting getting fun out there in Arizona. Yeah, it's getting fun in Arizona. And that's exciting. Another embarrassing situation that happened last this weekend Anthony Richardson pulling himself out because he was tired.

I'll say this, go ahead. I don't mind it.

Coach always says, hey, if you're tired, tap your helmet, will get somebody in there that could play. He felt he was. He said, Hey, I was tired.

Have you ever seen that in your long decade line.

I've never seen it, but I've thought about it on the long drive. I'm like, I really want to take.

Yeah, but linebackers can kind of tap, can't you?

Yeah, we can't. I mean quarterback is crazy. But if we got the insurance, bossy there coach does say, if you get tired during the game, you need you need a breather, tap tap your helmet, Tap your helmet, tap your helmet, tap your absolute helmet.

Hardy, Uh, Titans, You guys suck. I just I hate saying it like that. I hate saying it like that. We suck. We suck. We're bad. We're really fucking bad. It's not good Lions articularly put by Sherman in our pre production meeting. Lion's put a fifty burger on us. It's abysmal. They are talking about fire and cats already. Yes, I mean, maybe might have to go consider it.

That was horrible. I will say.

The only silver lining Calvin Ridley first quarter six receptions like one hundred and twenty something yards.

That's it.

That's literally the only positive I can bring from the whole game. Right if you take if you just play the first fifteen minutes, good looking ball club, we still lose the game, but but it's still positive. Their way out of Jack.

Paul Carcy shut up PK.

He's in his season's This.

Is where wants to play. This is where Paul is like, yes, really, all the Titans media thriving Bucks Bucks, but Buck is usually like, hey, let's find the silver lining here. Buck is like, fuck this ship, dude, We're done. You'll cook at them, which sucks, but hey, here's the deal.

Who is the worst team in the NFL? We might be.

We're either we're either thirty two, thirty one or thirty Panthers.

Panthers got to be the worst. I don't even think we're twenty nine anymore.

I don't know, though.

We're bad ball club.

Jets are pretty bad.

Jets are pretty bad. Jets are pretty bad. But it's so I'm so much closer. Yeah, jetsad I guess they they Yeah, this proof that they're better than us. It's tough. Ye, it's tough. Slim out there. What it's not tough for switching out for college football? Once again? Michigan owns Michigan State. Let's give a rod of plus for the boys in blue.

Do we not want to talk about the Chiefs at all?

Go ahead?

Yeah, they just did his win?

No, but I tell you what the Broncos and the Chargers are looking spicy. They look spicy, especially the Broncos. Bo Nicks, he's starting to come into his own, I know in the fantasy world on Big Fantasy Football, guy, he's averaging like north to twenty points a game. Yeah, yeah, Charge and Denver's got a defense.

Denver's got a defense. Chargers bounce back this week. And the one question they're always asking, who got it better than us? No, it's crazy, you guys didn't pick up on that right away. Jack actually didn't say anything until the buddy part. But yeah, shout out hardball dude. Getting the boys right. Yeah, dropping one then coming back and wiggling one out the next week.

Yeah, Chiefs are gonna be tough to be But I do think if team's got a shot in that division, obviously the Raiders are are, or you know, it's tough for the Raiders right now.

Six and Oroncos in.

Charge they look good. Also, quick shout out to the Packers. Jordan Love goes down Malik Willis game winning.

Drive once again. Bro crazy bront.

That much separation on that throw pass, Like who's got the tight end? That is crazy?

Just just always having a plan. Good coaching will take you far.

Coaching man, absolutely far. Speaking of good coaching, Michigan beats Michigan State, Yeah, we're back. Who started better than us? Listen, we know what they are, we know we we understand. We don't we're playing a one dimensional game right now. And did I text Dan Lanning yesterday afternoon? Yes? I did, and I said, you guys have had a great, great season. It's awesome to be at number one. It's unfortunate you have to walk into a one dimensional buzz Son in

It's a We were so fucking close, so close, We were so close.

To beating Oha State and we did. We had every fucking opportunity to beat down what was it, fourteen nine and half our kicker all of a sudden just becomes Adam vent Terry and shout out Brett Maher who's who who got officially signed on as like the kicking coach? But fuck, I mean, we were getting worked by the refs. That OPI was insane. We were getting horrendous calls. But we still had the opportunity. The ball was in our hands for the game winning drive to beat Ohia State.

You got a shot.

The score wasn't as bad as what the tape show. Yeah, yeah, for sure, everybody's like all Nebraska's dead. Nebraska sucks. We're five and three right now. Yes, it's brutal. I had us pegged what seven to zero going in Ohio State, not knowing what was gonna happen. But we lost. We barely lost Ohio State.

We did.

We got our ass kicked by Indiana. Indiana's spicey. Indiana is a good football team.

Down to the wire with Illinois.

Yeah, down the ot with Illinois, like we've lost a you know outside of Indiana. You lose to a team who Ohio State is still a good team, like they're a top ten team. They're just not who everybody pegged them at the beginning of the year to be. And then you lose like an ot lost to Illinois. Who Illinois did just their ass by Oregon. But Illinois is a tough team.

The Organ's great ball club.

Still optimism, We got u c l A. We better beat the ship again. Save it, save it for the locker room. We'll talk, we'll preview the weekend for.

The locker room.

Finish that sentence.

But we're not dead.

No, we're not dead.

We're not dead.

The ground level successful season is one game away, yeah, ground level just hey no, no, no, no, no, yeah, clip sure it makesure you clip that.

Well yeah, clip yeah, put the put the entire clip in there. Yeah.

No, it's not a six win season is a successful season, but it is a better Sure we improved from last year, but it's not it would.

I understand, I understand, and listen, I've I said this multiple times on this podcast. During this football season, We're gonna look back at the Nebraska corner surs of this year three four years from now and be like, can you believe that Matt Rule did all that with that team?

Unbelievable? What do you mean here?

Okay, we can agree that dealing Royola is special? Right yeah, running backs really good?

Good?

Okay, other than that, good solid, other than other events, oh good. Listen all the stop.

I'm saying with that team, like we're.

Like, no, no, no, no, I'm saying, you don't have a lot of football like known names outside of the Nebraska fan base. However, all of those guys, Matt Rule has all of them playing as a football team and making them just eleven guys playing as one and that's beautiful. And once you guys get more Royolas in different positions and you still have guys playing like teams talking about legit contenders in a couple of years, That's what I'm saying.

No that cackles up. You're the one climbing out of the hole. You're the one saying no.

If you let me finish the sentence, I will have got there.

What are you insinuating saying that, Hey, look what Matt Rol did with that kind of team, right, I don't underst what you're saying with that kind of team, you know what I mean? Do you see where the dis discrepancy is there?

Yeah, not a lot of impact.

For sure, every every team. I loved that superstarsposition.

And if I'm saying if they did have superstars like a lot of these other teams do. I think Nebraska is an undefeated ball club right now. I think nebrass is in the top ten right now because Matt rule is that.

Yeah, we have a great head coach.

Yeah. I'm gonna get off the subject as fast as possible.

Uh.

You guys went to the Texas game Texas Vanderbilt game this week?

Yeah? How was it was awesome? Man?

I mean the stadium was filled, it was half Texas, but it was like a great time. And Pavia those boys are those boys play man?

They say what's up to you?

Who the boys? No, no, no, no, I didn't get to see the boys like that. Okay, get to see the boys like that.

We were club level, having a good little family time. The bomb bomb arounds, yelling go big red.

Oh really, yeah, she's getting it, she's understanding, she's understanding.

Not knowing that.

I was just so sad that we should have beat, could have beat, had a beat Ohio State. But you know, it is what it is. On the next one, the next one, gotta you know, build on the good, keep it pushing. Yeah, correct the bad and eliminate the shit to get you beat.

There's no doubt about it, brother, no doubt.

Hey how about Dion, I will say this too. The Colorado Buffalo, they're playing well, they're playing well, contenders in the Big twelve. One loss, right, yeah, you're right, they have one lost, Mitch nice set up right there. They got their ass beat by Nebraska. Just saying that when it's starting to carry a little bit more weight because the Buffalo are playing good?

Yeah, Buffalo.

Do you think Ohio States should have fallen farther in the polls being that close to Nebraska?

Where'd they fall?

The wing to four they stay to four. They went from three to four.

Oh man, Yeah, I mean it's all gonna sort itself out. You got the College Fawll Playoff.

The rankings drop next week, like this is the greatest year of that college football is gonna have.

I mean, the parody across the board one to twelve. The Playoff's gonna be awesome. Like, yeah, I mean Nebraska is not ranked. So the fact that they just eaked it out after losing to Oregon, having a bye week, coming out at home, and just only beating Nebraska by four points, I could see the line. I see the argument to where they should be falling farther.

What was the line twenty five? Yeah, one, twenty one. Yeah, you see where they could fall.

The line was twenty five and a half. Mitch, I think it worked its way to twenty six.

Get wrecked.

Hey, Miami cracks the top five, Top five, and the EP first time since twenty seventeen, big time the US coming. They have a schedule that should place them very well in the college football rankings. Penn State Ohio State again. We will preview that game on the Locker Room. The Locker Room that drops every Thursday at six am. That is a juggernaut matchup. I like Penn State. However, anytime Penn State sees red or blue across from them on the on the field, it it doesn't usually go well.

We'll prove you that in the locker And we talked about a little bit. Yeah, but Michigan's got a missions, got a big little deal coming up. We got a big little deal. Oregan's a good ball club. But I'm going to find a way to figure out how we win that game. Yeah, you'll be ready by the locker room.

I'll be ready. Just got to control the line of scrimmage, control the line and have the ball, keep the ball.

Efficient runs, don't snap the ball until there's four seconds in the club.

Yeah.

Time of possession.

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I went to the yep, dude, you did go to the World Series game. You saw the home run, you saw the Grand Slam, you saw the home run. No, you left, bro, that is so high playoff baseball as fucking yes.

And I saw the home run, I'm.

Like, oh my god, he got it was the first ever Grand Slam in World Series history. Arguably the greatest baseball game ever played in a World Series. Like, can I tell you something? The first three inning sucked?

It was so boring.

I always said there. I was like, why do people watch baseball?

This is crazy? Hold on.

Then I went to go get myself a snack, got myself a turo, walked down fifteen flights of stairs. I was up in the nosebleeds, last second tickets.

It is what it is.

But I'm happy I got them.

I go down there.

That's what I didn't get to see any of the runs, all the runs that were scored. I was out getting churos.

So then I go back and.

I'm with Nathan Worksman, my lawyer for the whole We did a deposition this past week in La shout out Nate and uh. Nate was the one that was like, we should go, we should leave, we should beat the traffic and kind of like the week before that Knoxvilla, Obama was like, listen, yeah, beat the Traffic's always a good move. I ended up folding. We listened to it on the car ride home. Dude, I know, I'm so

I mean it Dodgers. It was why, Yeah, it was.

It was cool. Shadow Walker Buehler as well. Dude got the he had a little elbow deal when I was getting my ACL redone in twenty twenty two or twenty whatever that was. And uh, boys, boys pitching on tonight Monday. It's Monday right now. It's pitching tonight in uh in New York. So and they're up two oho correct. Yeah, So let's give a little shout out to Walker Bueller. Du let's hopefully throws himself a nice little perfect game. Wouldn't that be something? My god, that'd be insane. Vanderbilt

All right, guys, let's get into the episode. This is a long ass episode. You guys will enjoy this. This is phenomenal. We still got the Spootober merch up right now, go buy it. It's not over till it's over.

It's not over till it's over.

Tis the season for reasons, Tis the reason for a season whatever, all.

Of them, all of them for this is our last episode of Spootober. Please put a pumpkin in the chat. Never forget, never forget how this holiday season started, because this might be the greatest holiday seasons we have, would be the greatest of all time. And it's starting off that way. We're like Ashton genty getting after a record right now. You could possibly pull it off. Boy, Yeah, all right, big hugs, tiny kiss.

Thursday, Thursday, six am.

We're rolling, ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome. This is your fourth time on the bus.

No, it's my second.

Yeah, the Super Bowl but it's just it's his second time.

Let's give around a post for Bert Kreischer.

Hey, episode episode three hundred, This is congratulations, gentlemen. Did you ever think you'd be where you are today? No interviewing the fucking president of the United States?

Isn't that fucking crazy?

Ah? Hey, how insane? Was that? Fucking It's it's wild. It's wild that that's where this is. It's wild. It's fucking congratulations.

That was a truly intense experience. One of the most wild experiences was when we got to Trump Tower. They had these bulletproof Obviously there's been like, I don't know how many assassination attempts. Now you could have killed.

You were so close you should have killed him. You were right there.

We could have I mean we could have if anybody was gonna do it, we could have easily easily killed.

You want to talk about numbers, I mean.

Jack turned the camera on for this one.

But dude, they had they had like two giant panes of a bulletproof glass, but they had like two more that didn't come in. So when we were doing the episode was Trump who was covered? Will who was? And then a perfect no covering if anybody was gonna get murdered in this thing, it would have been me.

I would have been the guy that would have been great for the show.

It would have been a fantastic for the show. And I did say before we started the show, if I am killed in this process, make sure the show still runs to the interview with a bullet.

Absolutely. I'd like to be killed, Like I don't want to be killed. I don't want to die. I want to be killed.

There's always with you.

Yeah, you don't want to just die, you want to be killed.

There's always this thing on Instagram that's like women are like, oh, I really want to die peacefully in my sleep, and then it says men and it's like the Gladiator scene where he's dying or something like a guy a fighter jet.

Uh do you would you want it to be an apex predator? I don't know.

It seems a little too gruesome. I would like the most honorable way possible, like maybe like some sort of home invasion where I am able to kill the guy. Also, like he stabs me and then I kind of grab him by the throat and bring him in real close and then just slowly slit his throat and then I also pass in the process, but I get the last laugh. I'd like to win then lose. Does that make sense? Yeah, you want to If I'm going to die, I want to die in a way that I get whoever got me?

See, death for me is more about the legacy, Like you want to die in a way that everyone goes, damn it. I didn't didn't get a chance to take a byde to one like fuck yeah, oh god, damn it. I was just texting with him last week. Yeah, it's like Liam Payne, Lim Payne, you see there, Like this was his Instagram story from an hour before he died and he was like I'm having lunch or whatever.

That's That's another one you bring up, is like being somebody's last form of communication. That's a that's a good one. It's being like, hey, you're well. Texts and then just be like, yeah, dude, I texted him and you know that was like two minutes before you actually died, right, that was too Like you were the last second.

It was Huskers plus six and a half.

Lack of the week.

He is the Word of God.

You see that final score. He was wrong. He was done. What is your perfect scenario of dying.

Uh, it would be rescuing people, So like putting my life on the line for someone in front of people. I need people to see it so that everyone's like, oh my god, he ran in the building and uh. And I want to die in front of people. I want people to see me die and then and I want it to be out of nowhere. I really wanted to be a surprise, like I'll be when I die. I hope that I go shut the fuck up, get it.

This was it?

This was it? A fucking rattle sneak.

Oh, that would be the worst. Is you here? And then all of a sudden like, oh what was that?

I knew a dude who was almost died. He was cutting his toenails on a glass. I've talked about this so much. He was cutting his toenails on a glass out of the shower, naked on a glass table, and the table shattered and it cut his femoral artery and he almost died cutting his fucking toenails.

That would be That's probably the top five worst ways.

Yeah, that'd be a brutal.

Way to go. Ye, that are fucking auto erotic asphyxiation. That would be a bad way.

Yeah, Like the one guy Wan Cup video. I don't think he died, but the jar, Yeah, the jar that breaks in his asshole, that'd be just imagine being unconscious and the doctor's been like, what do you do? Like that's that's when happened. There's a video called one one Guy,

That used to be Rogan. That used to be what his his thing was, all those videos we got into like being smart and learning, learning like he was just like you guys, see this guy get by a horse.

Yeah, mister Hans that video, Yes, that was that was Seattle, right, I don't know. I mean that sounds like a Pacific Northwest. That sounds like the Northwest will be the best spot fence, right. Yeah, I saw that one.

Yeah, my god, dude, Yeah, to.

His heart, that is why in the funk would you do that? You're just horny like the dog. It's gotta be a sense of Is that the horse.

Was Seattle?

Look at that happy that horse looks that photo. That horse looks way too content with what it's done to another man.

That is wild.

One last thing on the dying thing peaked dying.

Yeah.

Those guys on the United ninety three flight, oh yeah, yeah. When you have they call their wives and they say, hey, blablall, we're gonna have to do some things. I love you, and then their last quote is let's roll, boys, and they go and take it down. Then put the plane down.

That is the most.

Honorable way to go. Those guys shout out the let's give a run of a pause for those gentlemen out there.

Yeah, a way to go out to a movie that perfectly descripts the way I want to go out is The Gray with Liam with the wolves. Yeah, where they're plane crashes and then they have to survive because there's a pack of wolves kind of hunting them. And then he just goes one on one just wrapping broken glasses around his fist. Jack O little palm going out.

Jack showed me that ending scene when he like he breaks it and he tapes it to him and just the scene of the wolf's face gives you goosebumps.

Yeah, I can't have I can't have the recipe of cowardice involved in my death because I will go to cowardice first.

See it's like, would you run back in the building.

Here's here's what I'll tell you. What happened one time?

You would for family?

Family One time?

No, no, no. We went on a safari and U and it was a travel channel. So I was with a bunch of people and like you know, film and everything, and we got like within twenty feet from a lion and it was just laying under a tree. It was just laying there, and the lion popped up and like looked at us, and it I mean, everyone's assholes clinched and in that moment, I thought to myself, I just need to push the girl in front of the lion.

Hey, fellas, fellas you'd be sitting at first, I was thinking you just relaxed for a second. I'm trying to get some sleep here, double double jack with rocks.

I don't want to no plane crash, no plane crush. I got last yesterday. I got on the plane and it was early and I was I wanted to drink and usually uh sorry that thing I said with Glenny Balls about drinking double jack of rocks, lots of rocks, And I heard the two pilots go fucking. The machine is in two A and I went, who will be drinking today? Boys? And they came back. The flight attendants are like, we're so excited to have you. Do you

Is that the like the epitomeum mile I've made it?

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, when you're sitting in first class in the flies head and knows exactly what you drink.

Is knows exactly what my has there been another moment that's top that one. Oh I've had so many moments I can't even like I've had. My life is insane. I never it was never supposed to be like this. It really wasn't. And I'm like every I got a fucking FaceTime from Baker the other day. He was in the pool. What's up. I didn't know you were a tamba. I was like, fuck like that. I know, like he's younger than me and I know, and you're supposed.

To be quarterback.

Yeah, but still it's like a football player knows why I am. Yeah, Like that's like I'm always like that, but I'm very I'm still very much burt in like every sense, like everything, I really get starstruck. I really like I lose my shit over celebrities all the time. I did it with Chris Robinson from the fucking Black Crows. Made a fool of myself. I make fools. I make a fool of myself all the time.

So yeah, have you ever tried to rewrite that in your head? Like maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I am now the celebrity that people get excited about.

Uh No, I can't. I don't. I don't know how to do it. I don't know. I don't know how to shot my fucking mouth. Like I'll tell you how much money I make, Like I like, I'm just like I'm a fool. Like I watch Rogan and Tom just sit there and not talk to people and like be cool, and I just fucking jabberjeaw. I'm like, yeah, I can't. I just you gotta be cool with who the fuck you are.

I guess that's what makes you and Tom such a great pair, the ying yang of the both of you. Yeah, it is beautiful and one thing you guys want. You were on Two Bears with them, and there was a lot of talk about Ryan Holiday and the views of everything. Have you changed your opinion?

Oh? Yeah, have you?

Have you dove into any any stoicism? Whereas it still kind of like, I.

Don't know, I got I'm just I'm always anti what everyone thinks is good, right, Like I always go like is it though? Ye, Like, I don't know, It's always been my thing.

You're anti When somebody says, hey, this could be good for you, You're like, no, that's gay.

Yeah. I have a really hot take about alcoholism that is not popular online.

Right now, we'll go ahead.

I just no, I'm not going to get into it again. Sense when I was talking to two black guys about it, yeah, we were like, hey, the great start. Yeah, we were like, we were like, maybe you're the problem. Maybe it's not alcohol, Maybe it's you. Like we're all partying hard, we don't drink and drive, we don't hit our wives, we don't like we like to have a good time. Maybe it's you. Maybe you're the fucking problem. But alcoholics don't like hearing that.

Yeah, that's his bad take. It's tough. It's a tough one for the internet. It made sense when we were fucking lit, yeah, watching the sunset hammered being like, you know what, this isn't bad at all. For people to think that it's bad, They're wrong.

Dude, because alcoholics only have one answer. It's you have to quit drinking. No, no, no, you have to quit drinking. But I'm doing absolutely I did an alcoholic tell me, I want to I wish I could say his name.

Let's unpack the only other thing you said, you don't believe in.

Dying don't happened to me.

Okay, yeah, what's the take on that? Believing in death?

I don't know. I think it happens to other people, but just not me.

It's kind of well, you think you're invincible.

I kinda, because it hasn't happened.

Play go play some football. You'll find out real quick, real quick.

Yeah.

Just how other man put his hands on you and control where you go. That that's when you know that you are not invincible.

I don't believe well, I just like it's like you ever go to a funeral and then you're like, yeah, I got another one, but not me. Just dodged it again. It seems like it's always happened other people.

You don't believe in it until it happens.

Until then I'll be like, well fuckt yeah got me. Yeah you're great son. I was wrong. Yeah, I guess they were right.

Yeah, it looks like it does exist.

Exist.

Well all right, well we've we've jumped into a lot of different categories. What's your take on religion?

Uh?

Love, I would love to be religious, you know you guys, Yeah, my plan is moving to Nashville and you're moving here. Yeah, you know, that's why we're here. We're looking at houses.

And I texted your wife and I told her that the house next next door to me is for sale.

You guys fucked her up. She came to fucking beer Olympics and got in the car that day and said, we are moving to Nashville. And I went what she said, This is these are real people, this is I missed the South. We're coming back and we're looking at houses and so you guys hit me up about doing this and she was like, let's do it. And then well we're going to look at houses today.

Well let's go with why why didn't she here?

On the bus because I don't want to deal with her. I'm fucking I'm with her one hundred percent of the time. We have no kids anymore, the kids are at school. It's me and her up are fucking asses. I mean, if I know I was gonna spend this much time with someone, I would have married a.

Dude, happily marriedfully married.

I'm just it's like you, just, man, when you don't have kids, you spend all your time with that person. You fuck them, you eat with them, you sleep with them, you shower with them, you everything, everything, everything, everything, and then I'm sitting next to on a fucking plane and just we're up each other's asses. If you said this to her, she would say the same thing. She will laugh at times and go, I can't believe I'm still looking at you. Like we just start with each other NonStop.

How have you guys been married?

Twenty years? Twenty years? Nice bro?

And by the way, you did save beer Olympics. Yeah games, she and thank you for that.

No, I didn't. I didn't wait. The boys were.

Taking bullets out there, and you may in the video. I'm gonna make it happen. Was it fired?

Us up. It's still it's like it's like fight club. It's so needed. I love it. I love it so much I have. It's that energy. And Leanne saw the energy. The energy is like I mean, she stills like she's obsessed with Michael Chandler. She's never seen him fight. She didn't know what he does. Right, She got a little guy. I love that little guy. Yeah, a little bit. He is he is? She fucking She follows these two girls online. Look at how much higher their tits are than her.

What about Hinduism is like, Okay, I can get down with this.

Karma makes total sense. Y, Karma's like a big deal. And the fact that you come back that enter life is energy and you come back in reincarnation. I think that's cool. Like we've had lives before this life. Yeah, I'll tell you what man Islam is for me. I think if they could just get rid of the pork and booze, I'd be cool with Islam. Yeah. Yeah, Like I love the idea that you got to take a trip to Mecca. Everyone one time, you gotta go to Mecca.

You gotta check this box.

Yeah you check you know. That's what's the cool things about Muslims is that usually if you run into other Muslims, they treat them with a lot of love because they assume they're going to Mecca. Really and yeah, I thought that was cool. You pray five times a day. I just did all the research on these. I was looking for religion the other day. Yeah, a lot.

The rules part is we are like praying five times a day. For me, I just feel like I'm not good with time management. That would make it very difficult for me. Yeah, like in the morning, got it, I got a routine down, Let me get the cold tub. Then then do I pray or do I pray before?

Like what you do hung out with other Muslims. You all do it together.

The community, the community like yeah, or a lucy on this.

The community aspect. Yeah, it's so cool.

It seems like the Jewish people have the community thing down in a big way.

We live in a really big Jewish neighborhood and the other day was like, uh yeah, and they were all walking on the streets and I was just like, it's it seems cool as fuck. It seems cool to be religious. Like I don't know why. I don't know how it got to be not believing in God was the cool thing because it just seems like you got a community like I would love, I love, I would love. You know what we should do? I want to go see Joel Ostein.

Who is that?

He's like the preacher you.

Would know if he saw this, is like a righteous Gemstone type of guy.

He's like, yeah, yeah, like a famous type speaker, like does has all the he'd be somebody that was like on TV when you were young.

Yeah on Sunday. Yeah, he's looks like Martin Short and that.

I still have seeing that picture, had no clue who that is.

He's his net worth is through the roof. He does like megachurches, dude, that was the rub when we started comedy. There's a guy telling you, like, yo, if you work clean, you can do churches. I never wanted to do that. Ship. There's a guy, John Chris that did that.

Oh yeah, he lives in Nashville.

He would like a fucking Sunday six o'clock show in a mega church. In a mega church, it's like they're like arenas and just clean up. He made so much fucking money. He's a great guy. He got canceled. Did you hear this story? This is wild? I apologize John if I'm if I'm perpetuating something and I love you. You know that he got Friend of the Show. He

Her that he got canceled for that.

Roller blading. But in their community, if you say that you're like a Christian and I think he had like vodka and a water bottle or something.

Yeah, it's like it really is like not that bad number one high school move.

Yeah, and he got when you're in it, you gotta be in it.

When you when you say you're Christian, you can't funk around. That's the thing. That's the hard part is like that is a hard part. Dad. I could do the Christian like, uh, believe in it and but I'm gonna fuck up.

I'm gonna yeah, that's what that's the hard thing. Like with with football, for me, I always thought it was better to have your public perspect whoa perception.

How good is that there's no alcohol in this right? Oh there's five percent? Oh fuck, I'm sober. I'm kidding.

But the public perception for me of having having people think less of you, I always thought was a bigger win than trying to be this like all American kid and then one or two things happen and they're like, oh, you're a piece of shit. I'd rather people think, oh, this guy is a piece of shit, and then when you meet me or whoever the person is, it's like, oh, they're actually you.

You you.

I just come off way better to them. I that's a bigger win.

You are explaining my business model to a t Okay, So I go to I go to college. So I played baseball in high school and get recruited to play Duke Citadel, gonna walk on at Florida State. I go to walk on.

A great football season, by the way for Florida State.

He's killing it right now, you're looking at Yeah, Well, I'll tell you a secret. So I go to walk on at Florida State. I literally do the first practice and walk off the field. I'm like, pro sports are

You're good in the storytelling realm too. You're yeah, the story you're not giving you credit. I know, but but that's the game plan, that's business plan. You basically just did it.

Yeah. I like I like that. I'd rather people go like, ye, take his shirt off whatever, and then they go, wow, he's a really good storyteller, like being like, oh, this is way better. I thought, yeah, yeah, because I look at I mean, when I got into stand up, I remember going to the Boston Comedy Club and dudes walk off stage and like I just ripped that room, and you're like did you? And I remember also thinking, so

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A couple of times, yea twice. Tommy's like he fucking trained for it, and he had his coach pacing him. He had headsets and he didn't talk to anybody, and.

He still fucked.

He's like, I'm trying to break thirty minutes.

I was like, dude, fucking there's like people in the Paralympics and thirty minutes the fucking doing.

He was so serious about this fucking race. I got hit by a golf car.

Yeah, what happened there?

That's a great question, Pete.

Would it he hit you?

Pete? He stopped in front of the car your feet. I love that, Pete, I love that Pete cannot just you weren't trying to stop any of it. Stopped right in front of the cart. Nothing. I didn't even stop, it was just walking.

He said, There's nothing I could do about it. You stopped writing front of the cart.

Dadd is imagine? Oh you saw the lungs he was trying to get out of it.

Well, it's crazy, fucking Brital.

I came out of my came, I came out of my shoes.

Yeah, shout out Dang Cook. Dude, he's had a great bit about that back in the day. Yeah, that was uh yeah, the shoes, the shoes coming off, seeing a man ge hit by a car.

Yeah, God, man, do you people don't remember how great? I mean, Dan's still a very talented Dan up comedian, But when he did it at that moment, No, there was nothing like it. There was nothing like it. Remember people used to bomb on stage. Dame never bombed. He murdered. In the worst scenario you could imagine. Dane Cook would fucking destroy.

He went on that run of I mean Vicious Circle here year, there's three his three stand ups, his three specials were incredible. But then he was doing movies. He was doing all that stuff. That's what's so fascinating to me.

I don't know.

I'm always trying to figure out. I think what happened to Dane Cook because I personally was a massive fan of him.

Yeah, we all were. I think here's the one thing I'll think that and this is maybe just a stupid thought, but he got famous by himself, Like we all got famous together, like this generation of comics, we all got famous at the same time, like me, Tommy, Joe, Ari, Shane Gillett, like we all and so we kind of have people to bounce things off of. It was just Dane. I mean, it was just Dane. There's not another comic.

Yeah, everyone's got a guy for something.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's like when you're on a football team and everyone's making money, You're like, yo, how did you? Oh? I got a guy that he'll take care of that. And you know, so like we all got wealthy together, like all of our friends. So like, I mean, I don't want to get into the weeds on stuff, but like you know, I'm trying to because some people kind of manipulate their persona a little bit. Yeah, so you don't want to blow someone's bubble. But but

Why do you think human nature is that way where this is like everybody wants to be on top of the minute somebody surpasses them, they start talking shit.

It's weird. Man. I'll tell you, like, this is the closest I can get to it, and you'll you'll understand this. So I took Shane Gillis to towards me a couple of times, right, And I took him to Celebrity Theater and in Arizona's in the Round and he opened for me. He did ten minutes fifteen maybe, and he got a standing ovation, standing ovation at that was the Super Bowl, right, No, that it was another time. It was another time he got a standing ovation then too, but he got a

God for most booths.

No, No, for most attendance.

Oh h but the the boos thing was most booze bought? Or how does one measure the booze record?

The places the That's how I used to get on. That's how I used to tour, was I'd break I alcohol sales at all the clubs. I was like, they're not gonna know if I'm funny or not, but what they will know is if they have to fucking restock on Monday, they're gonna like bring bird back. And so I used to do. I used to do a show called calling Stick to Work where I go in I do a show at noon and we'd drink them out of booze before their evening shows. We do, I mean,

It feels like it happens in the in the comedy realm, because I feel like it's more of like that individual life sport. Yeah, if you're in individual sports and in athletics and everything else, I feel like, you know, people want whoever is at the top, like they want to be better than right.

And people cheer on you. It's like when you're when you're low enough and they feel like your dream is also their dream. You're more relatable, you come up more relatable. But the moment you do get kind of like.

To the top or or pass whatever their level of like them wanting you to be in their world is like once it gets beyond that is I feel like it is when the shots kind of come.

Yeah, the people are you know, they want to say you forget you forgot who you are. Yah blah blah blah.

This yeah, and comedy sto opinion based too, Like it's some comics who are on top of the world, people don't think are funny because it's just not their humor. So I'm sure when some comics go above others, those comics are like, well, you know, he's not that funny, Like why why does he be able to have so much success in not me?

No, it's it's it's wild too. And we're at a stage now where it's like you gotta realize, like not everyone did arenas, and now everyone's doing arenas and like so like you look at some guys that are a little older and they're like like they were like at the top of their games, doing theaters like that was that that was all that the opportunity offered. Now it's like, I mean, kill Tony's in arenas. There are kids that have been doing stand up for one year that are

Do you think the people are doing arenas more because of how much exposure there's a social media or comedy? Is that much better than it used to be.

I think it's a I think it's a perfect storm of everything. I think it is social media. I do think it has to do with uh. I think this fucking cancer culture was like great for business. It's like people want to hear you say the wildest shit. Now, I mean there are there are some comics. I think that there are some people that I don't even think they know what comedy is. They just know how to say wild shit. Yeah, like I go wow, like And but I think it's a perfect storm of all that.

But I think people do. Uh, everybody's doing a good job too. Like a rising tide lifts all ships, like you're fully loaded towards essentially like that. I know when we have comics on we talk to comics who have been on that thing. They talk about how much that just event and that tour kind of like puts you on because again you're in front of so many people entertaining in such a way that involves partying together. Like you you are accessible, You feel way more accessible to people.

Yeah, I think so. I mean I've always been I've always been a firm believer and like it's not fun if you're doing it by yourself, Like I mean, my favorite memories are like taking I was just thinking of this the other day because I told you I want Fluffy to the sphere and I said to Leanne, I go,

Dude, that is fucking while to be able to get all your boys and just be like, hey, we're all we all have a certain set of skills. Let's just all go and do this together.

Dude, fully loaded last year, it's me, jelly Roll, David Tell, Big ja Ogerson, Dan Soder, Mark Norman. I mean it's it's it's the perfect smoke tent and we're laughing hysterically and jelly Roll just happens to be the biggest artist in the country who and we laughed so hard. He had just found out who Mitch Hedburg was and within finding out, within finding out that he is now his favorite coming, he then learns he's dead, and we could

Talk about your relationship with jelly Roll a little bit, because you guys, do you guys have him on two Bears? Has he been on I don't know, but I know he did the five K with you all. You guys have done shows together and stuff like that. Did that relationship start.

I don't know, honestly. I started following Jelly a long time ago. I started following him online. I think I saw him on Chelsea Show originally and found him, and then we started dming and we just became friends over through the through the internet, and then he came out and did my podcast and we just connected immediately. There's

And you just know, like life, Like, I think to myself, like, man, what was he like like when he is in prison and was wrapped up in the wrong stuff to where he has such a perspective now and he's able to talk to absolutely everybody and have this perspective that you just you want to do nothing butt root for him.

Yeah. Yeah.

The level of purity is is second to none, especially when he tells stories about watching the Music City Miracle from like juvenile detention center. Yeah, and knowing that he's done things wrong and yet he's still this pure, Like how does somebody go through that much adversity in life get to the other side of this level of fame and fortune and have you know the ability to still be as sweet as he possibly is, not b jaded, not have you know a chip on his shoulder about anything.

Is eloquently too.

Yeah, but here we will wow and he's like, I used to sell drugs and now I'm sitting here saying, well, there's a problem with drugs in this country.

Yeah, he's also someone you know when we talk about like people root for your downfall, and I assume it's a natural thing. I mean I feel like, you know, I feel like, you know, when you people hate me. I go, okay, I think it's just normal, I guess. But then it really means a lot when people don't when people like root for your success and like still love you, it means a lot. And like and like Jelly came out, I did Bridgestone and he came out to like like like be there for me and like

And bringing along the people that before he was just level of fame, like bringing them to it and being like, hey, I'm doing this. I would love for you guys to be there. Type of and type of mentality is just is just awesome.

What's crazy is like Leanne and Bunny are really close. They text all the time, and dont I do not know how that relationship happened. I don't like because they're very different women. There really are different women, but man, they're like fucking sisters. They text there. He's part of the reason because you know, we're looking at properties and Jelly just goes, hey, why don't I just give you

Av he did buy a crazy piece of flame.

Crazy. Yes, He's like, I got a good place up on a mountain and I was like, and so, yeah, we're looking at everything today. But I love him to death. Man. I love I love watching people succeed. It's funny shit to watch people succeed. It's fun and like, uh, like I Shane's the easiest one for me to put because we all were there for it, right, we all watched it.

But uh, I.

Remember being at One of my favorite things in the world to do is bully Shane. I love bullying Shane. I love texting him as saying him, man, you want to meet up for a drink this morning? And he goes no, and then I always right back. This is my favorite part, the unrelenting until I get him to break, his spirit to break. It's so fucking fun. Yeah, it's so fun to watch him crumble. Oh. So I text him one time and I go, yo, I'm at Rogan's

So so he he eventually breaks.

He comes over and it's like things are happening for Shane, but you know, it's like we know it. But he comes and he goes, hey, man, can I I tell you a secret? And I was like yeah. So we go away from everyone, go back to a bar and he's like, uh, he just got offered SNL and I was like, dude, that moment for me, like I love that shit. I started crying and he was like, stop fucking crying, bitch. Yeah, and he was like and he got excited. But like watching your boys blow up, it's

I love how you promos your promos where he's at, like on Instagram, like you like play the piano.

He's I saw a video, the one video that sticks with me. He was holding his child reading a book. I was like, you're reading a book. Words are that interesting to you that you could like he was like holding his child reading like I was like, what the fuck, I've never read a book, Like, yeah, look he's.

Reading a book.

He's in it too, he's focused, he's reading. That's like that. I've never not in a million years I ever read like that where I was like taking care of my child and reading.

Yeah, I mean just reading in general. Sitting down and being like I'll make the decision to read is a very difficult they something we should all do, but a very difficult thing to just go and do it and put a child on your laps.

It's a wholely different. He's awesome, man, But yeah, like watching your friends pop like Adam ray Man, I've I've hit up at him and we were in bro. He was so fun on the pods. He's amazed. But the thing is, it's like almost like you get it's almost like you're proven. You get proven, right because you get behind these guys like Adam ray I hit him up. I was like, Yo, you're from Scattle. I'm doing the arena scattle. Would you like to come and do it

He's talking about that.

Yeah, and he was like this fucking I did it for Shane. When we went and did the first fully Loaded he I said, first, our first show, was it Notre Dame? And I said, I got we We're gonna go into the practice field, we're gonna go see the stadium, we're gonna do everything. I love doing that. I fucking love that more than anything. But Adam is fucking hysterical, and he's smart, and he's funny and he's quick, and

Dobby is fucking hilarious.

He's in a new movie called Let's Start a Cult and it is fucking hysterical. It is fucking hysterical. Is that out now? It's out in theaters October twenty fifth, Okay, and I'm and we went to the screening and we were crying. It is all Stobby. He carries the whole fucking movie. The other people in it are just as fucking funny, but it is if you like Stobby's sense of humor. He wrote the movie. Within the first fucking

That is crazy to me. The level of talent that people have of just writing and being able to see their vision and just put it, whether it's in a movie or on a stage or anything like that. That shit is incredible. How much obviously you're the whole machine movie, you play yourself, but like, like, did you write that script because you obviously wrote the og one when you actually robbed a train station or a train.

I was a juvenile. You remember Juvenile the rapper. Yeah, yeah, I was a juvenile. Manny Fresh the other day and I was telling him about the Russian mafia, and Juv's like, I got to hear this story. I was like, buddy, no one wants to hear it, but you you're the only one.

No.

I was very I was very hands on in the in in write writing the script. I would take I mean the very first day of writing, I rewrote the entire opening scene, and so I rewrote a lot of it. I was very hands on. It's it's also it's a little tricky because when we got in there, I didn't really have to memorize anything. So I was also so

Was like, oh, sorryes happening anyway.

What was it like working with Jimmy Tatro? I fucking love that dude.

He's the man.

Fucking love him. He makes me laugh so like, there's a couple of people in this world that see me the way my sisters see me, like I'm ridiculous. I am ridiculous, but certain people just I don't know. Jimmy Tatro and Nate Bargotzi are two people who see me the way my sisters see me. And Jimmy is he made me laugh so fucking much. He's just I'm just a ridiculous person. And he told me a secret. He goes, hey, can I tell you a secret? And I was like, yeah,

He is fucking funny man. That George Washington is get was so hilarious. Hilarious.

Yeah, his tone, his timing, he is, He's really funny. I was at the Ryman last night and me and Nate and Ari Safir were at the Ryman probably ten years ago. We were watching Angela Johnson perform. None of us were selling any tickets anywhere, and Nate was like, one day that'll be us, and I was like, no fucking way, and he was like no what, We'll all get here and Nate's like, I'll get here and I

Were you surprised at how much the fans loved your movie or did you know it was going to be awesome?

No, I thought, I'll tell you no. I knew it was a good movie. I knew it wasn't going to be people expected. I knew it was an action movie and it was like fun, it was fast paced. I knew all that. I knew people would like it. I didn't know it was going to do as well as it did on Netflix. What I was not prepared for was any sort of negative stuff. I just was critics partly, Oh my god, they hated it, and I.

Car down and be like, hey, there might be a situation where people don't like the movie. They're gonna say negative things.

I was so blindsided by that. I was souch. I was like I was like, I was like, well, yeah, I made a movie. I'm not supposed to make movies. Just like, what wouldn't you like about it? And they're like it bombed in the box office, And I was like, well, yeah, everything's bombing. Like I literally I was so oblivious that Tommy just said to me, He's like, how how are you doing with the release of the movie.

I was like great.

He was like really, I was like fucking amazing. He was like, he's like, check out this reddit page, Tommy.

This.

I was like, why would they say that? And he was like, you put on a movie, man, people aren't gonna like it. And I was like, hold on wait, because you know, no one ever says it about your specials, like your specials just either just do well. I remember, dude, this is how oblivious I am to things. I remember I will say his name, but there was a comic I'll say his name, just haded it out. He put out, don't pull up the rotten tomatoes, now give me another

Was like, what, how are they gonna hate you for it?

Though? Hating you? I don't know. I think I think a lot. I think what were they hating about it? Just me? I think I don't know. I think the fact that I was like, I think that I probably the promotion of it. Uh, I don't know. I was so oblivious. I had such blinders on and that whole period of my life that I was just moving as fast as I could forward in everything, Like in this time, I had a special come out. I had this come out.

I was.

I remember having breakfast with Christy Mack and her boyfriend in Beverly Hills in a beautiful hotel, getting drunk that morning, being smoking a cigar in my car, being like fucking the world's my oyster. And then I saw Tommy and Austin. I was still on cloud nine and he was like, he's like, how you doing. I said great. He's like, how's the movie. I said, fud awesome, It's great. He was like you sure. I was like what. He's like, some people don't like it, and I was like what who.

You know.

It's like it's like COVID, do youmever? It's like the internet's the swab. It's uncomfortable, it goes up your nose, it hurts, and yeah, it goes You have COVID or you could not take the test and just go I don't believe in COVID.

Yeah that's nice. That's a nice one.

Hey, you don't read comments, I don't. I don't comments. I don't read any fucking comments.

Comments every now and then you want to get a policy.

No, no, no, I'm never on I am off comments. I am off comments.

Are you off social media?

Like do you know?

Are you running your social media or somebody else running your social media.

This is how, this is how then we do to get on a post. You might like check it all the way. No, no, no, I look at likes. I look at likes, and I look at number of comments. So like, I'll go like, I'll go into Instagram. Let's see, I'll share exactly what I do. So I go onto Instagram, I go to oh, I go to my page right, and then I'll look at like, this is a thing

Yeah, but there was still I mean there was text messages too.

Yeah, we got grown up grown ups probably didn't like you like you gotta you got phone calls from people's parents. But like the Internet, the Internet, THEO had Trump on in the Internet got erect immediately, and you're like.

Yeah, do you But like twenty twenty, the Internet hated Trump. But but then Elon Musk buys Twitter, and now it seems like everywhere you go people are loving Trump. Like why do you think that's a massive difference maker? Is Elon or somebody else owning Twitter?

I think? I mean, I haven't been on Twitter. I haven't been on Twitter since it can't turn into X really no, I just hate you. It was it was such a negative place that it's like or X is where probably the most negativity is Yeah, I can't. I don't. I don't want that in my life, Like I don't want you to be able to affect my day, meaning if you're listening and you're like, God damn, I fucking hate Burt. I'm cool with that. I get that that's part of the job. However, I don't need you getting

Have you always had that conclusion?

Yeah?

What what was the thing that was like, all right, I gotta I can realize that this is affecting me way more than it should.

Good or bad. Oh, the there was I mean, there was a period I think probably right when the movie came out, that I was I would I would read Tom. Yeah, Tom lives, Tom reads comments, Shane reads comments, Mark Norman reads comments. They all read everyone that there are people that read their own Reddit pages of themselves. Oh my god. I just was like, I was like, dude, there's a kid. I remember telling someone this. There's a kid who doesn't

Okay, cracked Amico.

Shout out to the kid. He's very talent. Crowd crack a Miko, crack Amico, crack Amico, I think is his name? Uh I got And look it's we have a weird history because he wrote a really hateful song about me and Tom that Ari was like, you gotta I don't know why people love the neg activity, but he's like, you gotta watch it, you gotta watch it. So I watch it and I'm like, I didn't enjoy it, and I mean, it's horrible, don't pull it. I don't even want to see it. And uh oh yeah, it's bad.

It's tough to get into that little spin zone.

It's hard. Yeah, but I remember thinking poor. I've seen him in person. He's a smaller stature dude, and he's a nice guy. I saw him a skanks fest recently. He was terrified of me, like he didn't. I wanted to say hi to him, and he ran away. I know, but you go, why would you ever let that guy affect your fucking life? Why would you ever allow someone who's who is online saying something negative ruin your parents

Yeah, Oh that was a nice movie, dude.

Your legend. Whatever, next, your legend? Next? Next, dude, I my favorit, come me, okay whatever? Oh you're a fat fuck. He tells the same story over and over again. God damn it.

Like what we spend some time on this? Yeah, yeah, it's like live for the cheers, died by the booze.

You think about it with athletes. I think about it with athletes way more.

Oh, brother, that trust me will And I've had that conversations a bunch of times.

Who's the because it's so fucked because you're doing your best. It's not like you're not doing your best and then you fail and then your whole city hates you, and then the next week you gotta go out and try to win again for the people that fucking hate you. Right, yeah, fuck off? Yeah, fuck me?

This great, great photo to pull up. Deshaun Watson this weekend tours Achilles and people are cheering about it, happy about it, like this guy tore his achilles. Might never be the same ever again. Could you know who knows? Suger? We could go wrong, couldn't be done playing football forever? And people are like stoked that he's done.

Can you imagine having to do comedy for people that hated you and what like that. That's the thing that fucks me up.

What a feeling when you win that room over.

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Yours, Gerbs Bill Burr in Philly. It's the greatest. It's Philly hated him. Hold on and I apologize to Bill if I'm retelling something that he, you know, he didn't care about. He doesn't. It's it's just one of the most epic things. I mean, it's like he goes in and does his show in Philly. I'm paraphrasing. I would say anyone should go out and watch the video. It's

I got nervous.

Yeah yeah, and it was it sucked for both of us, I think, you know, but it's like, you know, we're in the in comedy, we're all we're all like brothers.

You know, Like especially gonna say, how does he get to a point where you guys aren't talking.

It's easy, actually, because we don't see each other unless you're at the clubs. We didn't see each other at the clubs. You know. It's like I could very easily get to a point where I'm not talking with a lot of people because it's like we're living our own lives and we're reaching out and and uh we had a podcast together and uh and and you know it was it was like the day that we kind of reconnected was that, Uh, I'm saying, I'm sharing this, and I know this would bother Bill. I know it would,

He's got a beautiful mind, the way he's able to dissect things. And who was the guy who used to do daily show? That he said on his show and that just made fun of him the whole time. It was a recent episode of something that came up. It was all a holier than now type of situation. I forget who it was. And if he can't pull it up, that's perfectly fine, because I.

Don't have a whole He's just he is. He is just fucking masterful and and honestly generous, and I love him to death. It's I love it. It's It's the coolest thing is I'm in the job where the greatest minds in the world are my friends. Like the like the fact that like thank you for saying that about us man. Yeah, but you know, I love you guys more than anything.

The feeling I'm definitely mutual.

Yeah, I said, I'm sitting outside thist of you guys talk about sports, and I'm like, God, damn it. That's like, it's crazy. It's crazy now that, like you guys, it was never gonna be this way. Football was supposed to be the highlight of your life. That's it, that was the mountaintop. You did it. It's over, and you guys have created a paradigm within which the biggest moments of your life are still ahead of you. It's fucking insane. I mean, look at look at Pat McAfee, that fucking guy. Yeah,

Could you imagine if Pat McAfee decided to listen to everybody that was like, hey, you're a punter, Just be a punter.

Right, right, right? I mean yep, every every movie he's yes, criticism, yeah right.

The biggest like what is it? The biggest boundary you have is your own imagination or what you believe you're allowed to do and not allowed to do, because it really is, You're absolutely right, Like Pat is a guy that at the worts world, especially in general, just on top of the absolute world.

Yeah, and he called him nuts crazy get helmet back on him retiring.

I thought he was a little out of his mind when he started his podcast and I saw how much he was investing in it, because I remember we were all doing like we all just had like a zoom and a couple of mics, right, and then we went to I remember going to pass going like you have a building, like you have a billion of employees, Like who the fuck what? And I was like, I was like okay, And then in my head I was like,

So I went, I listened to a couple of podcasts, wrote some notes down. But when I got to like Chicago to do the episode, I was like, all right, we got it.

I know, I got Will.

I know there's always like anytime things aren't doing, like there's you feel like there's something, you can always just turn to Will and we can just talk for a little bit and then find our way to a new question.

Yeah.

So in my mind, I'm feeling very confident, very comfortable. It's like thirty minutes before he comes on and Will is writing notes looking at something. I'm pretty sure you had headphones in, and I'm thinking of myself, Oh my god, like, what is there something I'm not doing right now that I should absolutely be doing. The panic that ensued in my body, I literally I got the piece paper out and I started just writing things on a piece of paper that didn't even fucking make sense, because I feel

That's what was brutal, Yeah, because because if you.

Go and you're like, all right, we have this big guest coming up. The first time you came on before we're familiar with you, it's like, yo, we got fucking Burt on the episode. Your whole goal is the minute you walk here is like get him on the bus as soon as possible, because you don't want to have like the small talk where you're like, yeah, don't talk about blah blah blah. And so we sit there with this for six hours with a couple of Secret Service guys.

Now.

So when we got there at three to do all the secret Service stuff, and we were supposed to be at three, we were probably gonna sit down and interviewing at like six, and then there was a little hope that we might get him on a little earlier. I don't think we sat down with him until like nine pm a night, right, So we're for tracks in that little conference room unless you go, unless you go potty, and then the Secret Service guys got to escort.

You go, oh oh yeah, oh I didn't.

Yeah, yeah it was, and that's yeah, I'm getting putin you know, and everything about that guy in Austin, Texas.

Yeah, I'm fucking I'll fly to I told I was I was gonna go to Russia to promote the movie. And apparently they're kidnapping journalists and so I was like, well, okay, it's a bad time.

A whole new special. Yes he's motherfucker. Now that's a nice I'd definitely bring a eight pen in the Uh yeah, that's a way. Whatever happen to Britney.

Griner, is she still playing?

She still she's still hooping, she's doing it.

Hey.

But but on your point with THEO, Yeah, I feel like he is like reaching insane new stratospheres because his his pod, like the way he started, because I've I've followed THEO like since he's been podcasting out in La and everything else, the Rat King, and now it feels like he's becoming like a Rogan s style podcast where he has on all these massive names and all these massive people, but he does it his style in his way and making the change.

I believe it was during COVID or around that time where he was like, I'm leaving La I'm gonna go to Nashville, right when we was doing a whole bunch of stuff with Shop and Dalia and all that, And it's like this guy's kind of taking away his life flying a little bit because he was always kind of be in a group of people as opposed to being solo, right, and taking that by the balls and rolling is.

Is I mean trump on? Then Bernie Sanders like yeah wow, and then he has a plumber yeah yeah, and the numbers just as well.

Yeah, because people are really there for THEO.

I will tell you, I will tell you this, and I think THEO would even attest to this. I me and Amy Schumer realized how brilliant he was when we did We did a reality show called Reality Bites back on Comedy Central probably twelve years ago, and THEO Vaughn was, without question, on the final episode of that show, the funniest individual anyone's ever witnessed. Speak aloud. We were crying laughing from the for the whole Amy Schumer and I were like, he is going to be the best comic ever.

That's the all time when it comes to the podcast stuff, like you with Rogan him starting, did you guys ever imagine that that would be? I mean, is that the craziest shit in the world. No, dude, because you see you see the clip of him, he was on somebody Else's somebody Else's show that kind of gave him the brain child to make the Joe Rogan experience. And we all, I mean, you're obviously friends with him, but everybody who listens to podcasts has come across Rogan one way or another,

Dude. It's why I have a hard time understanding the way people see Joe today because I just know that Joe, Like I just know the Joe like like it's funny. I like to go back and listen to old episodes of his and because that's the Joe I remember this. I mean, he's he's brilliant, He's always been a brilliant dude.

God, I didn't know he was that fat.

Oh oh bro oh bro oh. Hold on, look up some of his earlier If there's ever been there's ever been an adfros epic, let me tell you this fucking guy. He was so fucking fat. He was type in just have fun and google fat Tom and it is fucking insane fat.

He was massive.

Yeah, I did not know that massive. Oh my god. And you know, you know, he was like a stud growing up, like recruited to play football places jawline chin. Look at that's not him, that's not.

She assures that they're grabbing another tweet. He'll come back and be able to dial all.

The one thing, one thing that I wish I had, that's him. I think that that's him, that's him, that's him, that's him. That one right there, Tom, that's Tom. That's Tom.

Girra's big boy.

Big boy, big big boy.

If there was one thing four stairs tired at a breath, boy.

If there was one thing you admire him that you wish you had, and if there's one thing you admire him that you wish you had, what would be? Say say that again? So like I look at Tommy and I go the one thing I wish I had that Tommy has. He doesn't care what people think about him, Like, really,

I wish I could.

I wish I could not, so, Like, what's one thing that you see him do that you go? I wish I had more of that? And what's one thing you see him that you go? I wish I could. Probably Taylor's.

Obsessive discipline with his health okay, really well, yeah, like when Taylor wants to get something done health wise, he stays dialed in now obviously, like.

We'll have our times where we splurge and do all that stuff, but you, yeah, didn't.

We You know what I'm talking about, Like when he gets dialed in on something health wise that he wants to get done and accomplished, like it gets accomplished.

Really, are you working out right now?

Yeah? No, I literally, it's funny you say that, and I do appreciate that because it's literally for the last two months, I've been traveling and moving around so much that I've just treated my body like a sewer. I know it piss you off too, I know, because I just I.

I do love.

I found myself loving routine and enjoying routine and figuring out, Okay, I'm gonna get it in the morning, I'm gonna do this, and then I'm gonna go and as soon as work is done, I'm gonna immediately get home as fast as possible to spend as much time my family is. Don't pull this ship up.

Thing for.

Red with outdoor but yeah, yeah, yeah, like I he was that way in football too, Yeah, very but yeah you were you. I think you've got that.

I would have loved as intakeous.

Yeah. One thing I love about Will that I wish I had more of is how truly intentional he is with things like if we like when we do our locker room that comes out on Wednesdays. He he's so intentional about what he's going to say and what his picks are and how he's going to say it to where I really enjoy going somewhere and then figuring out

The best part of that interview was the last two questions.

Yeah, and they're all by again smart.

That was really smart because because you ended up getting like ten more minutes out of him because he was done, he was yeah, and then and then you were like, actually, I have one more question go and I actually have one to follow up. And that was the best part of that interview. Yeah, I was really smart. Yeah, it was.

It's a it's a special thing, and that was nice.

You made us do that. Yeah, I wish Tommy if I was gonna say, now was I'm talking to you two? If I was like, I wish Tommy had more of the the thing you guys have. Like Tommy and I are close, but we're close in a weird way, like we're really close, but not like publicly that if that makes sense, Like you guys team up really well together, like when you guys do stuff like beer Olympics, Like

I know, yeah you knew that.

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Like I think like that because he just doesn't give a fuck, Like he just really doesn't give a fuck about a lot of things. And so he goes, yeah, I'm not gonna make it. I'm just coming in. I'm gonna be on the road. And it really fucked me up. And I was like, I was like I would go anywhere for him, like right, but he's like, yeah, I just I can't do it, and You're like what I mean? I got I got emotional, and then they he showed up and surprised me. I

Yes, and it was like a weekday too, like a Tuesday night, because we do Like that's one thing that I was interested as your guys relationship being in different cities, Like you probably cherish the times you're together a lot more.

We dump, We emotionally dump on each other when we see each other, like just everything comes out and then uh and then we popd And what's it's only sucks a little bit. Is like, because we're in different cities, we don't really like we don't really get to hang out as much, you know, because if we hang out, we're like, we might as well monetize it. Let's fucking do a podcast.

That's kind of I mean, that's kind of where we sit a little bit too. Like there's been a couple of times where Tail has been in a town, Charles man outown and one of us is like, Hey, this weekend, let's get the boys together, let's do X, Y and Z, and then you just spend every single day with each other and it's kind of like the weekend comes and goes and you're like, oh, yeah, we didn't hang out, did we? Is you're just together all the time.

I'll tell you all the time. Long time ago, I remember talking to Rogan on the phone, this is bizarre, and he was like, we got a really good conversation. He's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, save it. Why don't you come over Let's podcast And I was like, yeah, good call, hung up. Drove out podcast had the same conversation because you're like, yo, it's such a good conversation.

That's how most of our mondays are. We'll show up, we'll start talking about this. Wait, let's just wait, We'll just wait until were on the buckle.

Oh's. And but you know what's crazy is like the conversations Tommy and I do have that aren't on the podcast are so would be such great podcasts, Like it's just gossip and like drama and.

Like I mean like a couple of gals spilling tea.

Yeah, oh, I remember when you knowing about what you say, you just have a conversation. Yeah.

The good thing with us too, though, is like we do this the fall tour, we we do we do different tours where we're traveling around going to games together. So we get to do like fun ship like that that gets considered like we're working, but ultimately we're happy.

We can't. We cannot tour together. We are very different tour people.

Yeah, Leo would not go well or go too well to the point where it would not be good.

No, it would never go well. He is I mean, am I am I writing assessing this?

Tom?

When we did the super Bowl? We did the Super Bowl just recently. Yeah, me and him did with Shane and we brought Shane and then Bobby Lee with us. My green room was fucking awesome. Nate Diaz, Guy Fiertti, Jimmy Kimmel, fucking a bunch of pro athletes, fucking Shane and Bobby and fucking everyone's having cocktails. Tom had his own green room where there was a red light and Tom sitting.

In a chair.

An am I not? Am I making this up? Tom sits by himself in his green room with a red light. He changes all the and he just sits there. Why because he's a fucking lunatic. I went to his show with the Forum and and he just is sitting in a red and I go, what are you doing? And he doesn't drink, he doesn't really party, He's just relaxing, you know. He had too short at his fucking his show with the Forum. I went to go see this.

Do you ever get to do you ever get Tom to like truly basking what he's done with his life? He just seems like a guy that is just, like like you said, doesn't give a fuck and just kind of move forward. Do you ever get him to sit there and be like, hey, look how much you've accomplished? How much you've done and and be like, oh my god, that's so cool.

Yeah you think he ever pinches himself and being like I can't believe this, we're getting to do this stuff. No, it all went away. He wouldn't give a fuck, like he doesn't like, he doesn't none of it. Tom is very disconnected from his ego, like he doesn't. Standing ovation doesn't mean anything to him. It doesn't affect him the way it affects me. If I get a standing ovation,

Curing on the words you said, which is the craziest thing about being comic. Yeah, like you just said words in a way that made people go, that's fucking that's funny. Yeah, And people like it so much that they're standing up and clapping.

For you and his effect and then this way a little bit like they're both like the praise and the adulation. Maybe I don't know, I don't know. I don't know if they if they find it gross, you know, to to basking it or I don't know. They're very similar men where they're just like, eh, thank you and they

I love how your subtitlesall.

Christ Chris step and Oh I cried at the fucking hold on. This is not fair. Everyone should cry at the end of fucking mikes and men bawling. I get to feed the rabbits. This was Tom saying. He was like, I was like Lenny, and he was like, George, Yeah, I.

Don't think I've seen this movie.

Are you fucking kidding of mice and men?

No?

Do I get to feed the rabbits? George and I feed the rabbits. Tell me like it's going to be, Tell me like it's gonna be with the alfalfa. You've never seen it? No? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you? We had to read the book, Oh my god, and then this is not We were breaking down mentally to say.

The one of you and the Stefano. When the Stefano starts crying about him not being around his kid and stuff like that. I mean, obviously having a kid in traveling as much as I do just hit different than Watch.

Here's the thing, here's the thing. So I get, I'll get, I'll get shit on sometimes when I get emotional and uh, like people just said enough, I'm tired of it. But like there's certain things. Look, that's my my cancel thing. It's like I overshare about like you have a video. I got emotional on a video you had about telling your daughter you loved her when you dropped off school. I think I texted you right right after you. Yeah, yeah, look you can, you can take leave it. I don't

I worked.

And then if we did stuff like this, this was a family vacation. I definitely put it online because I needed to sell tickets the next week in Omaha, you know, And so I did out all that and I fucking told every story about their life on stage because I just didn't know any better. And look, if I had the hindsight to go back and do it different, I would definitely do it differently, Like if I could do with the Stefan who didn't take some time off and be with my family.

Absolutely, he's got a unique he's got a unique rule. We had him on the show over a year ago now where he said I won't leave. I'll like stay in this region. I won't leave for more than like twenty four hours at a time.

It's great, man, It's it's like, listen what it you know?

But you your your wife had your wife had a story. I don't know where it was, like what show was on, whether it was hers, yours or just a post on Instagram, but she tells a story about when you guys are broke the way you said you were, and you were like had like a forty in your hand in a bag and you were a skateboarding home and she's like, that's don't ever lose that.

So I'll tell you the God I missed that Sweashirto. I love that sweashirt. That's a nice one. Yeah, it's heavy, it's heavy. I was I had. I've had many careers within my career, Like when I was twenty six, I got picked by Will Smith to do the development deal six Figures. Got a TV show right after that, and I remember being on Franklin and Vine and it's right when the when the seasons are changing in La, which is really kind of cool. It's cold but not cold,

Hey, listen, she.

Says, she she told me big boy A couple of times. What a beautiful Yeah, I really did, I really did. I like look, I like, I I like, I like to have a good time. And it's like, we're not. Tomorrow is not guaranteed for anybody, So what the fuck are we doing? Well?

According to you, who it is guaranteed tomorrow.

I think I'm losing my fucking mind. You know, this is the last podcast I'm gonna do for like a year.

Why, Yeah, what's going on? Tell us what's in the works with you?

I'm done? I think I'm I think I'm I'm taking a year off of the road, and I want to think more before I talk. I have I you know, you ever get like to the place where you're talking so much you're not putting thought into anything. You're like, yeah, right. I've been podcasting straight every week straight for like fifteen years, which is crazy. And I think this. I think it gets convoluted with stand up and I think it's I don't know if it's made my stand up better. I

And then, yeah, it sounds like a little stoicism in your life, the ability to say no, no, I.

Don't believe in that. You know, he's cool as fuck too. He hit me up and he's like, you know, he said, I wish I could call him because you know, he backed me up privately in what way? Holiday? Yeah, Ryan Holiday?

He was Holiday backed you up on saying I don't believe no.

He said, I know what you're trying to say. Okay, he goes, I know what you're That's a difference because I understand what you're trying to say. Is like there's wallflower stoics that don't really believe in it, but they quote it like it's He goes, I know what you were trying to say. But he goes, here, can I send you some books? And I was like, please, I think Ron Ryan Holiday is a bad after.

I would have them on the show.

But here's here's the other thing is that if you're a comic, why not why not challenge everything? Like immediately I go stoicism. Everyone's fucking second, everyone believes in it? Come on the second everyone's but everybody doesn't. Yeah, not me? Why the holiday is cool? Motherfucker? I want to I want to read exactly what he said. But you know what's so funny is I would love to have you on if you're happening to be watching. I got, I got, I'm gonna well, I'll wrap this up so I know

No?

By the way, do you think you would have Do you think when we talk about the coward in this close right, do you think you could have gone to Ditti's party and not been a part of it? Oh?

Absolutely? Do you question were you ever invited to a Diddy party?

No?

No, no, no never no. But I've always I've done, I've done.

Gone, I've gone out to eat with men that I thought were gay, like like like every guy that ever in Hollywood, I thought wanted to fuck me.

Everyone, Elliott Gould, I thought he wanted to fuck me. He was like, let me give you your my number, we'll go out to dinner or sometime. And I was like, cool, he wants to fuck me. I always expected anyone. Will Smith probably you know the I thought Will Smith wanted to fuck me in the ass. Yeah, oh you ever heard that story? No? No again? Is this legit? Swear to God? So Will Smith, I'm twenty six. One of his boys sees me to stand up like Joe, I would like you and I, you know, maybe do a deal.

You know, just everyth hell of a selling point.

Du JUV was big then, so I was like talking about juvenile and fresh and everything, and so he's like cool man. He was like uh. He's like, what are you doing to night? And I was like nothing. He was like, let's go to the movies. I was like okay, so I leave. I remember calling my dad and he was like, how did you go. I said, good, We're going to the movies, and my dad's like, on a date. I go to No. He's like, what do you mean, You're going to the fucking movies with them? I go

Your dad's like, you're gonna get You're gonna catch hands, and that's okay.

Yeah, He's like, just I'm giving your heads up. That's why he's bringing you there. But you know, I'm just don't want my only son going in not knowing what he's ready for. So I go, We're supposed to do it at Planet Hollywood, which is even still sounds weird to see a movie at Planning Hollywood. I go in. I'm like, as Will Smith here, and they're like, no, movie stars don't hang out here. So I'm sitting in

Modd Jesus, Christ, YEAH.

I fucking uh that. End that was. IT i did a deal with. HIM i saw his dick like a week later AT Abc it's a. Hog he was pissing next to. Me he's we went INTO abc to sell a, Sitcom Jimmie. TARSIS i, think who's passed? Away she was RUNNING abc at the, time AND i had to piss really. BAD i went into the bathroom take a, piss And will,

Go, YEAH i thought this is gonna be the podcast you told.

No, NO i thought e wanted to fuck me, too and he just took me to.

Dinner really so sounds like everybody IN la is actually.

Nice everyone in la is really. Good not a lot of. PEDOPHILES i haven't met uh pedophile that you know? Of yeah not?

Yet, right like these, lists did you ever meet?

Him talk to? Him so what are they saying he? Did BECAUSE i definitely would have gotten into a sex.

Party, yeah those things, pedophilia little sex ring.

Celia have you been have you?

Heard have you heard the the audios that have came?

Out, no apparently of him like fucking, dudes, hard grunted. Mill, yeah this is all, allegedly we don't want.

To get suitsgend. Allegedly fifty ever see the clip of fifty it was a bad bunny or something like.

That you see the the comment fifty cent put ON p did's when he's riding a? Bicycle, no so he comments on the it's LIKE p didd he's on a, bicycle he, smiling he, goes fifty cent Goes the only reason WHY p did he? Smiling because there's no seat on that? Bicycle like he apparently fifty cents note about it for a.

While did you ever see the clip On champs put it like fifty very, dark it's very.

Bad you gotta you gotta find the clip's one of the Hardest i've ever. LEFT P diddy was, like, yo man to, fifties, like you want to hang, Out i'll take you. Shopping you don't have to buy. Anything i'll pay for.

It. Right what the fuck are we talking about?

Here? Dude have you you guys got to do Drink? Champs have you ever you ever watch Drink?

Champs? No what's?

That?

Oh shut the fuck, up. Dude it is fucking. Amazing what's Drink? Champs it's out Of, miami is? Uh nori and DJ fn and they fucking you just drink with them and they. Talk it's such a great. Interview but if you're into hip, hop the interviews they have are fucking. INSANE dmx interviews are the best interviews on. Here THE dmx ones are. INSANE i did it Because i'm a Huge i'm a huge hip hop. Fan But i'm friends With.

Now.

Him we're gonna have, him hopefully come out and do maybe the next five k we, do but he's, like they're, awesome, Dude Drink champs is fucking, awesome but their interviews are. Wild would be done right. There The diddy.

ONE i don't know anything about hip hop at all at. All, No I'm i'm like blakeln a two good. Show it's some forty one. Guy i'm a late nineties early two thousand. Shares. Yeah, yeah not these ones, today but the the ONES i wear every.

DAY i got country. Music love, It Red claytres love. Them Marcus, King.

Marcus K King, Band, yes, bro pull pull one of those songs, Up Goodbye.

Carolina oh My, God Delilah Marcus king's new, Album. Delilah that Song Marcus. King, YEAH i MEAN i did a crazy interview With marcus THAT i got a lot of ship For why, yeah why HE i understand, It like you, KNOW I i joke about, alcoholism you, know AND i joke about. It you don't believe in.

IT i.

DON'T i. DON'T i, DON'T i, DON'T i.

DON'T i.

Don't here here's the. Deal if you have an eating, disorder they don't tell, you don't, worry no food for you for the rest of your. Life you have to figure out a way to manage. IT i think that we can do the. Same, anyway here's my. Point So marcus comes over to my. HOUSE i Apologize marcus If i'm, oversharing but he comes over and, UH i wasn't drinking at the. TIME i was just on one of those benders WHERE i wasn't. Drinking and he comes over and he was, LIKE i was, like, here what's. Up he's,

Marcus oh, okay, YES i have seen this. Guy he's more extremely.

Talented HE'S i would argue he's a. PRODIGY i, mean he's fucking the. Best but you, know guy likes to get loose every now and, then and right now he's. SOBER i think he's sober right. Now but the day he came, over he fell off the, wagon AND i just Wasn't i'm not the guy that's gonna go, hey, MAN i don't. Know i'm not that. Guy i'm the guy that, goes, Yeah i'll drink with. You so we got. Hammered we talked about him falling off the. Wagon we talked about his wife wasn't talking to him at the

Before?

Yes And i'm so. Sorry my bladder so. SMALL i have to, peek go.

Pee go be a third. P how long is this podcast been going? On huh, oh this is.

Nothing he's one of the shorter. Ones. Yeah, second another. HOUR i, mean get me another twisted, tea.

Get him a, tweet him a tweet right?

Now what do you really start breaking down?

Things so you texted us about possibly doing some hurricane relief and then.

You oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So i'm doing In tampa. Instead, Okay so it was THE i DON'T i don't want to shoot on the relief people that you, know the different.

Ones, yeah, hey, sure grab me a water, too please go.

Ahead BUT i was going to do one tonight at The ryman and uh and, Uh i'm just going Anyway i'm just going.

Yeah, yeah and just doing stuff That i'm.

Doing i'm, Doing i'm doing. Stuff you, Know it's it gets really. Tricky what the fuck tall? Boy oh my, god it gets really tricky giving. Money i've gotten fucked a number of.

Times it's tough to give, money especially when you don't know where it's.

Going so So i'll tell you that, this AND i, MEAN i wish it wasn't so. LIKE i did something for The. Bucks. Right The bucks were trying to build a house for habitat for. Humanity they needed like one hundred thousand. Dollars i've Been Doug williams, right epic quarterback for The. Bucks i'm With Doug. WILLIAMS i do a. VIDEO i, go all we're asking is for two dollars and forty six. Cents I'm Bert. Chreisler i'm donating two thousand than forty six. DOLLARS i, Went Doug, williams just

Me, Yeah and then it's like it's LIKE i was, LIKE.

I was, like, also two thousand dollars is like a Solid why can't you just donate two thousand? Dollars so THEN i learned you just you cannot try to get credit for helping. People, No you've got to do it, silently, Right so that's on the.

Bus he's big on, that, like if you're going to do something for, somebody you don't you don't want to do it at all public, eye.

DUDE i.

DID i.

Did i'm the kind of guy that IF i, send IF i give you money for GoFundMe LIKE i put my name on. It, yeah, so AND i donate the most so That i'm at the top of the, list just to. Win oh, YEAH i Fucking i've dropped ten thousand dollars a number of times into go fundme is just to see my name above everyone.

Else some of the gofundme's out. There, man there's a there's a buddy of mine who did a GoFundMe for surgery on his. Dog that's WHERE i draw the.

LINE i BELIEVE i know this person, too like that who's doing? Well oh he's doing he does. Well, yeah it does does. Well it's not like he's just living in a cardboard. Box it's, like my dog has to get brain. Surgery please help fund.

This cancer family. Emergency like it's stuff like, obviously but you're talking about surgery for a, Dog, like, yeah you gotta have a line somewhere you.

Know It's, Uh i'm. Done i'm done trying to. HELP i USE i Go i'll help you and you'll never know about. It Like i'm doing a show In tampa And i'm giving the proceeds to you might call it and then obviously we will donate. Money it'll be, silent you won't know how much it. Went but but you just. Can't you. Can't LIKE i was going to try to do something here and then and all of a, sudden it just got so, convoluted AND i was, Like i'm.

BAD i need TO i need to get on that. Train maybe a little.

Lasik Justine, Adams, yeah looks like she's got a good. Personality, yeah dog, Lover, yeah she, said big, fan super weirdo. Crass just seeing if any celebrities are willing to help single mom trying to recover From helene having a rough. Time never done anything like this for far, regardless big. Fan so Then i'm such a fucking. LUNATIC i was, LIKE i wonder if she follows me On. Instagram she don't even follow me On? Instagram oh? Really, Yeah like

Yours, yeah, dude the Whole, see here's a problem with what you just told me. About the whole giving thing is if you're asking for two people to give two dollars and forty six cents and you're gonna give two thousand and four and sixty dollars or, whatever it's, Like, okay, yeah you could buy a house or habitat for, humanity but you're also, giving and the gesture of just giving should be good enough to be, like, wow good For burt to, give regardless if it's one dollar or a million.

Jobs so here's the thing That, Okay i'm being real right, now AND i understand this is gonna get pushed back.

By i've really enjoyed this, episode by the.

Way oh, dude such a. Blast i'm bummed that this is One i'll ever.

Do and the reason you think the reason you think. Too he's been on four times because the first time we had them all we split into two.

Weeks that's, Right oh for?

Real, yeah because remember the first time he, came it was like three or four. Hours, no, yeah, dude this is such a great hang and.

This but this is also the first podcast of all the podcasts we've, done whether you're doing Two bears and at the Super bowl with you And tom or the first time you were on where this is like the most casual of a CONVERSATION i think the three of us have.

Had.

Yeah, yeah very, nice it's very.

ORGANIC i appreciate. That thank. YOU i think what were we just talking? About giving giving? Back i'm gonna tell you what fucking drives me. NUTS i know. This you're gonna be honest for. Second so, like, okay there's an. Organization i'm NOT i a man LIKE i, Know i'm not going to talk about giving but, like, OKAY i give a fucking cuntload of money to this. Organization that's WHAT i was, thinking the same. Thing, no it's for it's for trans drag queens to read books to kids

Wild they have drag queens reading books to fucking kindergarteners that can't be fucking. Real it's like frogs are gay kind of. Thing it's, like shut the fuck up mine as. Well how great do you think it would be if you and your boys you're like first graders and you're just learning how to make fun of gay, people and then.

All of a sudden you're, like shut the funk. Off imagine if you had, okay, anyway.

A couple of those drag queens pull it, off, Though, dude drag queens are.

Awesome i'm.

Saying they pull it off like you look at you like she's kind of and then they pulled the wake off like oh my, god no, idea.

Dude, yeah pull.

Up you don't know what to believe.

It chriser drag queen, like, bro come, on, DUDE i mean that's.

Him you get caught slipping hard.

COURT i would thank god we're all married, now because there's there's different kind of bullets flying out there that WOULD i, Know i'd get GOT i.

COULDN'T i WOULDN'T i.

Know will's, asked who get got no question about? It little morning boy out there.

Nothing. NOW i follow a trans woman who's in a trans woman, right, yeah trans woman who's In nashville right, Now, bro she is so FUCKING i think we.

MIGHT i don't know how many trans women are in the Greater nashville. Area but my second year in the, LEAGUE i had a buddy who was a high school friend of, mine and we were out at the bars and he was kissing.

Hang on to those girls or. Boys you tell you what's going. On that's, girls that's. Girls i'll tell you right, now all, right, Ready i'm gonna put my dick on. It there's are. Girls i'd put my dick in those. Mouths there's a. Girls shut the fuck.

Up technically, girls, RIGHT i.

Mean the next Morning i'd have to go technically. Girls the next Morning i'd be, like don't, worry, bird who was a? Girl, technically but there was at those are those were come, on, man this is not. Fair, yeah, sure get out of. Here.

Yeah BUT i HAD i had a. BUDDY i had a buddy who we were at the bar and he was making out with a girl and a guy pulled me. Aside he's, like you got to tell your, friend that is not a. Girl that's not a, girl that's a that's a that's a.

Guy, okay, Okay so what if, okay what if they, said what If trump gets elected and he's, like all, right new. Rules, okay you can legally and, no no one can get. Upset you can cheat on your girl if it's with a trans. Woman, okay, okay what's the question for? It would you? No just? Kiss just, no, no, no you're allowed to and your wife can't say anything about. It she, goes, no, no, no, no that's the. Law he made it the. Law they're.

Trans so you want my wife to all of a sudden just take take all the laws into, effect be, like, GOOD i agree with. Them all is gonna, say, yeah you're. Right, Okay trump said that's gonna because they look like. Girls that's a that's a that's? Sure is that? Sure get this, LISTEN i had two daughters at home and first you're.

NOT i still see it on the.

Screen hold, on you want Your.

We don't want to attack dollars going towards six changes in, prisons.

Dude, okay we'll get to that a. Second quick, answer. Blanket it's like one Of mitch's twisted. Questions, no, well do you.

Want to answer the.

Question absolutely.

Not, okay, done. Dude we were watching the law though for WHO i just, said, no.

No, no we, could but we could just and just make up the trans they're so. Hot but the woman better than my, wife and she was christ and a.

Woman, listen, LISTEN i fully can agree with you that there are some trans women out there that make you, go damn for, real that's.

CRAZY i would support you LIKE i support your. Alcoholism, okay.

It's not, real it's. OUT i don't believe IN. COVID i don't believe In by the, Way i've GOT covid.

Eight, times you tell me you're From florida without telling me you're From. Florida all the things that come out Of bird's fucking mouth.

Today get.

This trump's elected the third, time by the, way Congratulate. Trump point and then all, right.

Let's now let's pull up trans. Dudes can they do dude as well as those dudes can do?

One, well we do have to go down because we to be.

Fair answer not at, all because sports it's so much easier to be a. Woman that's not, no that's a.

Dude that's a.

Girl that was a.

Dude that's a trans.

Dude we gotta get out of.

This we've got.

It we've got to draw the line. Somewhere this like the gofund me for your.

Dog, yeah we gotta, go. Dude so we were driving back from.

Time, out but he had the story about giving money to an, organization and that's when we got off the.

Track as soon as you said, THAT i, REMEMBERED i got out of. It that's not that was a born a black.

Woman, no she was white.

Too, hey, SURE i don't want to say it. Again, hey hold on for, real for, real for, real and, hey.

We are muddying some waters out. Here and, literally this is like two weeks after The trump. Thing, people they're exactly who we thought they. Were we don't want we don't fucking need this right.

Now we've got storytelling. Coming and then you just pull up another, one.

Dude that's why they're hard not.

TO i mean That sherman's job is on the line for the rest of this episode if you pull up another transperson on this, Podcast no, disrespect we. Respect everybody wants to be whoever they want to.

Be but just right, now can you can you identify As? Asian if you can identify as a, woman you should be able to identify Hiss, asian, Right.

Yeah i'm.

SURE i forget what my twenty three and meters.

WAS i Think african is, everybody, right the best JOKE i ever heard about. That SO i don't know who the guy, is AND i JUST i know he's an older, dude and he was a. GENIUS i think he's a, genius like autistic. Genius he, Said i'm un percent Uh Ashkenazi jew and one percent Sub Saharian african and he goes And i'll just tell, YOU i don't think it was a. Date.

Dude rogan has a good one too with the twenty three and, Me like he brought up the whole the montage or him saying THE n word and when he got canceled everything else and he wrapped.

It into a twenty three and. Me he was.

Hilarious it was when we were In vegas watching we were Watching shane his stand up And rogan came out to surprise.

Her, boy we got to meet. Him that was fucking. That you guys haven't Done rogan. Yet, Dog come, on we haven't Been hang. On if there's any if there's one, takeaway if there's one takeaway that everyone on every fan of this podcast should just start just getting the comments when you gonna have boys on.

Something but we also hear if you press like that makes it for your.

Removed we've been some bad. Ones i've heard some bad.

Ones we've been told there's a like like like we're cool, rules we met. You we met him before we did the gambling. Thing he's told that story ten times on his. Show we feel like every time he talks about he mispronounces my name and talks about gambling With Dana. WHITE i have all my friends From. Kate they send me the video like listen foot we are toe in the.

Door if we were to be, asked we would come.

On if we were to be, asked we would check our schedule and then come.

On come. On that's going to be the. Episode you're right about that, There and AS i said, that everyone to get in the. Comments don't get in the. Comments we did an EPISODE i think it stayed in the show where me And ari talked To joe about how we got people on his show because we always Were we always work behind the scenes to get people on and it would. Work oh, Yeah shane, gillis, yeah. Shame when we. TALKED i think we talked about.

It.

Man know for a. FACT theo was one WHERE i was, like Because stile wanted to get, on AND i was, LIKE i was, like it doesn't work that, way like LIKE i, CAN'T i can't IF i push It, Joe joe won't like it right, right he'll say yes because he'll go, yeah of. Course but LIKE i tried to do it With Warren, Sapp warren wanted to do it a long time, ago long time, ago AND i was, like, yo, Hey Warren sapp wants to get on your is it fat tom or? Fat? Shame holy?

Shit that angle the old the old couch was really, hard.

Literally, hard SO i. Said and SO i, Was joe's, Like i'll Have warren sappo.

On he.

GOES i just don't know. HIM i don't know anything about, him so like you have to come on with. Him AND i was, like oh That i'm Not i'm not a Great i'm not a great go. Between and SO i remember saying with, YOU i was, like, dude when he sees, you he'll want you. On and that's when you want to be, on is when he's excited about you and uh And. Gillis gillis was like One ari AND i would we would Send Gillian keeves videos to

One like everyone's begging for him to sit down with the presidential candidates For kamalain and, Yeah, trump it sounds like they're gonna. Happen the trumpet sounds like it's gonna.

Happen, YEAH i just.

DON'T i don't know how it's gonna work.

Out but, yeah it's to your. Point, YEAH i Mean i've started On i've sat in the room with people who were, like who are, Like, joe hey, man if you ever need a guest for your, Podcast AND i, go, wow you just got yourself never on the. Show, yeah you know It's joe's REALLY i think he'd be cool with me saying. This he's very comfortable. Confrontation comfortable with.

Confrontation oh.

MAN i mean there's receipts out, there even old videos Like Fear, factor like.

And so like people that, think you, know, hey what's the? Saying they say it never hurts to try? It does? It? Does it totally does literally completely.

Does so when we when we Met, Joe shane was, like, Hey joe's gonna come. In do not talk about the. Podcast do not bring up anything about the. Podcast is a.

Little crazy that like we have a. Way it's like it's like it's like if they brought a chimp in and they were, like hey, man don't look him right in the, eyes bite off your, fingers will bite your, nose don't look him in the. Eyes but it's. Right it's he don't talk about the, podcast just be a regular, person hang with. Him joe just wants. To joe just doesn't want to feel like he's being. Leveraged that's.

It, YEAH i MEAN i feel like everybody wants to feel that way if you are a person of celebrity status in any shape or.

Form, DUDE i just want to hang.

Out i'm always shocked at like people who hit Up joe for tickets TO. Ufc LIKE i one, time one TIME i was AT i was Doing Madison Square. GARDEN ufc was In Madison Square. GARDEN i was doing the. Theater joe isn't doing the the the what you ll call. It AND i that MORNING i texted. HIM i, said, dude are you AT? Ufc and he said, yes do you need? Tickets AND i said that would be? Great and IMMEDIATELY i regretted it AND i was, like, Man i've never asked anything from that, guy Like i've never

Tickets let me ask you this, though if you If joe was Not Joe rogan like the stature he, is and he was just a regular friend and you guys were in college and they had the ability to get tickets to, something would you not ask that person for? Tickets?

NO i still. Won't, Really YEAH i. Don't But i'm weird About i'm weird about owing stuff to.

People, yeah But i'm trying to put myself in a situation like like IF i was in whatever the podcast with the process no longer, exists bust on with the. Boys i'm In. Lincoln they're playing, somebody AND i would not feel uncomfortable at all about Texting will and be, Like, yo, Hey i'm here in, Town LIKE i know they're playing to. Night do you have anybody hook me up with some.

Tickets, OH i can't do. That, so Like i'm going to parents weekend and it'd be a no. Brainer i'm going To paris no matter.

What BUT i do understand the discomfort of asking some of the tickets.

The second because the second here's and this is gonna sound very. Broken the SECOND i ask you for, SOMETHING i owe you. SOMETHING i don't want to owe anyone. ANYTHING i feel like that only.

GOES i feel like that's like there's like levels tiers of. Friendship and like you enjoy our great, Friends, Will will.

AND i are great. Friends i'm, Gonna i'm, Gonna i'm, Gonna i'm gonna trump your celebrity for two seconds and tell you this is this is the your. Future hey, man we'd love you to go to the uh fucking what's the minor league team? Here it's a great. Team. Sounds we love to go to The. Sounds, OH i love. That, hey can we take care of you and your? Family absolutely? Cool, hey when you get, there we're gonna bring you down the.

It, well and you're also talking about a company versus a.

Friendship i'll tell you a great. EXAMPLE i went TO i liked every. YEAR i like to get a box at The rams game for all my friends and family and bring them all to the One rams. Game we did. It last Year Thursday Night. Football it's. ME i paid for the. BOX i paid for the, BOX i brought everyone AND i got a party bus. Everyone my parents are, there my kids are, there all our friends and. Family so it's. Awesome THAT'S i, think that's. It that's actually.

It it's beautiful.

Time And Uh Andrew whitworth comes back and he's, like, hey can you come on the show at the, end AND i was like. UGH i was like yes Because i'm a big fan Of Andrew, whitworth so you, know we were rams. Family he's the, man and he's the fucking, man and it's Fucking fitzpatrick and they want me to just rip my show off the fuck, around AND i, go, yes, ABSOLUTELY i want. To, however it MEANS i gotta stop drinking BECAUSE i don't want to GET i don't want to go drunk ON, tv you. Know so if everything

To, yeah it's like if we had that same if if you were, like, hey, come If i'm In, lincoln Like i'm trying to go to A husker, game could you hook it? Up AND i would say, absolutely as Fucking, LILY i want you to see A husker, ATMOSPHERE i WOULD i would text get the hookup, going AND i would tell. THEM i would, say he just wants to go and see and watch the. GAME i can not ask him to do anything LIKE i would almost do that for. You SO i do feel, like there's NO.

I don't think you would say that without this conversation taking.

Place if he told me he didn't want to do, anything no extra with. IT i would absolutely, say.

But the blanket the person basic text that's, like hey, MAN i would love to go to watch A nebraska football. Game you would just take, that send it to whoever and be, like, Hey Burt Burke kreischer was looking for a couple of, tickets you, guys mind hooking him. Up that's without any context of this conversation him.

Want to do. It the person that got you the tickets that you had to go, through they did, Something they're going to want. Something i've been to too many of these things where they, go, well you think it's all for, free and then all of a sudden you're working the entire. Day so that's why.

It's different with everybody go to A titans game and say, like, hey you know so and, so we don't want to DO, X y AND, z like we just want To.

That's a perfect. EXAMPLE i took my uh it was A packers. GAME i took my kids and my. Wife not that was this, year to my kids and my wife AND i Texted Nate, baine the social media, guy AND i was, Like, hey want to take my kids do a? Game my daughter's been talking about. It would love to go and he's, like, oh, yeah no. PROBLEM i, said, hey one more. THING i don't want to be on the big. SCREEN i don't want to chug the. BEER i don't want to do any of. THAT i just

Game left. Dude last YEAR i did the beer chrug last. Year i'm talking about this. Season the big screen gives me so much. Anxiety LIKE i went to The nicks and then The, rangers like the first EXPERIENCE i have where they gave you tickets And i'm, like, yeah they're gonna put you on the big. SCREEN i thought it was a gift that you get to be on the big. Screen it, Is but WHAT i didn't realize is that the whole fucking, Game i'm, nervous going, like when are

Fat that's you on the.

Left, wow, bro you look so.

Different you don't look like the same human. Being.

Holy CAN i tell you what's crazy about that picture IS i had gotten wardrobe for The Today show and on the. FLIGHT i put it on the next day and it didn't. FIT i gained weight on the. Flight god damn.

IT i was past.

Like. That right, Now i'm the best shape of my. Life, pete you look the, same. Consistent, yeah but but you said The yankees. Game yankees, game they, go, hey we got great teach for. You everything's, free and you're, like oh, cool and they're, like real, quick can you come back and do?

That and you're, like but you didn't when you agreed to the. Ticket you didn't set the, set paint the EXPERT i. GOT i, LIKE i do feel what you're, Saying BUT i do also at the in the same, breath feel like you can go and do these things by being like up front at the very. Beginning, yeah but there is so at a layer to. It.

ASKING i would never ask show for. ANYTHING i would, NEVER i will never as long as he he offered his friendship one night about he, said he, goes he, GOES i want to be your. Friend i'm trying to be your. Friend and at that MOMENT i REALIZED i can't ever ask this man of anything other than just friendship and just. ADVICE i talked to him the only REASON i ever call him bullshit about, comedy bullshit about like, gossip or just ask his advice about. LIFE i, mean he's giving me the best.

Advice and he said to, You i'm trying to be your. Friend YEAH i Think I'm, yeah, YEAH i definitely.

Heard you only have like five. STORIES i tell him all over. Again the.

Discomfort of asking what you've always said you don't, do but like asking someone you're kind of friends, with you, know well you would consider a friend for something is much more difficult to me than asking someone who you consider a very like a great. Friend So Riley, green Love Riley, green awesome. Guy WOULD i say that we're best? Friends, no BUT i would consider us friends enough for me to text and call him and feel comfortable doing both

Like, amazing you said that very.

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GUY i know he's going to do. It, Oh i've Asked jelly to bring people backstage for his. Shows i've done, that but you're. There. No, NO a great, Comedian Steve travigno hit me up and he's, like, Dude jelly's in, town my son's biggest. Fan can you get me? BACKSTAGE i went absolutely AND i don't THINK i reached out To steve's, amazing AND i don't THINK i reached out To. Jelly BUT i have my team reach out and they're, like, Yo jelly's. Sick he's not doing meet and. Greets AND

MIND i was gonna, say, LIKE i feel LIKE i have a good enough relationship with you to where IF i had a really good bit of SOMEBODY i cared about THAT i wanted to go to the show And i'm just happening to not be in, TOWN i would almost expect you to tell me if you don't want that to, happen BECAUSE i would call and be, like, hey so and so wants to come to your. Show you can absolutely tell me to fuck. OFF i promise.

You it's no big deal to. Me he's asked. ME i want.

TO i don't want to say, HEY i tried asking, him or IF i felt, like, hey, bro you KNOW i DON'T i don't do those. THINGS i don't ask for those. Favors BUT i would feel LIKE i have a relationship and not with, you to where if you didn't want to, HAPPEN i would just expect you to tell me BECAUSE i feel like we.

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Relation, no, no, Hey, taylor you're about to do stand up here, like, HEY i promise, you, bro if it's too big of a show and shit's going.

On just tell, Me, okay that's, interesting that's.

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It was when he probably listened to the clip recently when he was on the yat talking about, it where he's talking about the energy being suped out of.

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Healthy Man like For, barstool it's, like have a camera on that we're breaking down the, implosion, right, Yes.

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South, okay So, frank.

She wants a lot of. Land here's What i'm gonna. Do i'm gonna leave us For i'm Gonna, OH i already KNOW i got my. Life let me think. Drink it feels so good when you have alcoholing.

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Have?

Okay we have we we have the hard cap at thirty minutes of our memory cards are.

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Thing get up there, again let me see.

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I want, To LIKE i wanna because we're gonna SP i think we're spent half our year here and then half our year in L. A AND i was, LIKE i was, like, yeah but we moved. Here we're like we we should like like hang out with people. Community, yeah be a part of the. Community like here's my big. THING i want to throw a party every, year like one.

Party, okay let me tell you about national. Parties in groups of, people people lay claims to, parties like, oh so and so does The halloween. Party The rhett, family they along With, taylor do The halloween party at their. Farm we do the lawans we do The easter, party, okay and so there's.

Always talk out there's A halloween party coming alive this year at our.

House, yeah but that's, like that's actually a win. Brainchild my oldest daughter Win. Rebelawan she Is, Christmas.

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Life one Day i'll do a podcast WHERE i tell you all the Stuff i've done that you'd never. Believe like slept in the world's largest cave In, vietnam six hour hike in six hour hike. Out the cave's so big The Empire State building could fit inside the. Cave stayed in there for a. Night WHEN i was On Travel, CHANNEL i did the craziest. Things someone said to me the, day have you ever swam with?

SHARKS i was talking to a.

Surfer you've ever swam a? SHARKS i, Said i've swam a great white sharks out of the. CAGE i sam with great white sharks in the. Cage that's the. Cave it's fucking. Insane it's really like, that you know WHAT i? Did?

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Out yeah really, Yeah, norway that's where you do.

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That weren't you And jack talking about that? One, yeah Big orca individuals here.

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Life we hunt buffalo at. Sunset we land a helicopter on top of a. MOUNTAIN i get on my. Motorcycle

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Traveling just be. Quiet i'm thinking about it, here, okay so so real, quick well we wrap. Up So i'm thinking of we got a, place go, ahead what's one Thing i'm thinking? Of like things that Land? Leanne what's going? Safari she wants to go on. Safaris i'm gonna take her To i'm gonna take her To. Africa but THEN i was, like, yo you're In, africa, RIGHT i want to go down The, nile, RIGHT i want to see the.

Yeah where you're a little, nervous but then you got the you got the guide with you telling you how to be and how to. Act but you're scared enough to LIKE i literally might have to pick.

Up and go right.

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Me they smelled like, ship like give your heads on the. Wolves. Don't no one washes a. Wolf that's one THING i.

Learned uh my wife when we first, met she told me she's like the PERSON i must spend the rest of my life. With i'm gonna go To iceland, With and we still to this day have not been To.

Iceland, okay, okay, okay, okay you, ready so hold. On i'm, Sorry Leanne will not listen to this. Podcast So i'm surprising her with a. Trip, okay, okay and, uh we're going To she's always wanted to go To, paris and so she won't hear. This and by the, way don't fucking be a dick and text her. This just let this clipping. It, Yeah So i'm. Take so we're doing a two Bears poroso signing and In San, francisco AND i was, Like, YO i was, like the next one's a week later In. TAMPA i, go why don't we

That that's.

First how's your? Wife is she a? Planner?

Oh are you gonna up In San. Francisco you know WHAT i, mean BECAUSE i KNOW i Know. Charles she would like to whatever spots would go do to eat, dinner like she would have, to she would she would enjoy having her outfits picked. Out so if you do surprise, her it might be one of those things where you, land you take her shopping In paris to get set outfit for.

Dinner that's way better than being, like, hey go pick out some outfits if you're going to if you want to spend that kind of. Money, yeah but, Yeah I'm i'm.

Surprised would be. Good BUT i do think keep in mind how they want to be for dinner and having everything kind of like having some type of hey we're gonna hit this, restaurant we're gonna hit that.

One, Yeah i'm thinking about the. Bunch i'm thinking about a bunch of those, treads those last minute, going hey we're, going because she's been really good about, That like she's been good about not telling me where we're, going and they're all always. Concerts been To Pearl, jam we've been to Like eagles and it's been. Awesome but, LIKE i like the, surprise but ALSO i don't know like it's kind of a bro.

Move be LIKE i would, SAY i would, say my wife would love the, surprise and she would be even more surprised and more excited knowing THAT i had some things planned, out being, like oh you you did this on your own type of, thing like you pulled all this shit off and you're, like, YEAH i got everything taken care.

Of, See taylor Knows i'm not capable of like planning that. Much she would be so incredibly excited IF i was, like, hey guess where we're. Going we're going To. Iceland we're going To. Paris, dude CAN i can tell her about? CLOSE i don't even know what the game back thret more about, close we.

Get, there get. Close when we get, there that, is we get there to me and For.

Tailor And taylor love. Surprises she's all fucking about. Surprises i'm terrible at doing, surprises so that, PERSONALLY i Think i'm horrible.

SURPRISES i just told this surprise on the. Podcast, yeah but like she won't listen to it and just be. Cool, everyone don't send it to. Her we're not we're not going to.

Anything we're not gonna clip any of. This we're boring to have clips for the. Show now this is going to release. It, now how much did you sell this podcast? FOR i don't think we can even do.

That, okay IF i Said i'll give you thirty million dollars for the podcast right, now would you sell to have? Everything? No BUT i get. IT i get. IT i buy it for thirty million. DOLLARS i BET i get. It i'll give you thirty million dollars and THEN i get to you guys keep doing. It but Now i'm like a fifty to fifty partner with you fifty. Fifty so, no you guys get twenty five, each and THEN i get fifty percent. Each and then would you do that

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Show, Man i'm on thinking it's my sponsors right. Now, HEY nascar has got an. Event you're, like, Oh i'm, Yeah well we need you to do THIS nascar? Event can? You you're gonna have to fly down To. Daytona that's a bad example because they were a sponsor of To, bears AND i LIKE nascar a. LOT i was, good say, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, Right like what yeah thirty?

Million, Though, well what's what's the end? Game what's the end? GAME i don't think it's a great. Question that's Where i'm at Where i'm, like what's my end? Game? Like DO i do stand up? Forever DO i do the podcast? For what DO i? DO I is there a chance THAT i? RETIRE i.

Will i'll tell you this about my personal. Endgame if you asked me this a year, ago there was no.

Endgame.

Yeah, NOW i LITERALLY i talked about this in the podcast a few. TIMES i, spent for the first time in my adult, life was In canada for a week and sat there and was, like oh, FUCK i really am enjoying doing nothing and just being with my.

Family and it's.

Really fucked me up since then to where Now i'm, Like, okay how does how DO i eventually just do nothing or do only the things THAT i really? Enjoy how DO i become as involved with a dat as possible and around the family ninety percent of, time as opposed to what about?

This does? Something having? Something does that keep you? Healthy, yes because something keeps me, healthy keeps me just BECAUSE i love.

To expand the, brand LIKE i love to make this more of a locker room other, athletes just other other influencers.

Entertainers were you doing moving To?

Nashville, yeah inside the walls at all.

TIMES i sold my soul to that fucking past. Factor Will, Smith i'm fucking in bed With tommy so deep right. Now idea we have so much money. Together.

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Of, it like The Landy.

Walker he's been a person that's been embedded in the fall for. Us that's. Awesome he's a great. Personality he's great to have. Around like having more people like that to kind of like lift the load of the in front of camera stuff would be.

Awesome. Yeah it's just such a great fucking thing you guys have. Built how real is this thirty million dollar? OFFER i don't. KNOW i think that's where the future is part of, me no part of me goes like, okay oh, Man i'm fucking.

You already know when he gets off, here he's gonna Call tom LIKE i was feeling him out a little.

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Is a fucking, DUDE i. DO i cried in front of. Him did you made? Him he said to, me he, goes he, goes you.

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Serious?

Yeah eighty, one, bro that was ten years BEFORE i was. Born my dad graduated eighty you, guys, yeah oh that's. Right you guys are. Athletes thirty. Three oh, yeah you.

Guys this boy right here is thirty.

Five so over. You i'm fifty, one no fucking. Way yeah it's a good. Number, yeah so, yeah the last. Play by the, Way i'm fifty, one AND i don't feel it like at. All LIKE i still feel like a, Child LIKE i still call my. DAD i call my dad AND i, go, hey, SHUL i get wed as or? Dry is this? PLAY i think it's this. Play, no

Mine i'm changing, mine putting Myself and in a game THAT i played in twenty, Thirteen Ohio state Versus michigan forty two forty, one we score and we go for two for the, win and we don't get.

It we throw a.

Pick we try to throw the ball At Drew. Dilley IF i went, BACK i would say run.

Left how crazy would it be if you could go back and you were, like, hey, guys run left and they're like hold, on hold.

On they'd be, Like, taylor you said that the entire. Game you need to stop saying. That that's what they would say to.

Me shut the.

Fuck we need more calls than Just miami in twenty two speed because they're gonna live in personnel all.

Game all, right go, back, then let's make it real for. Us is there one podcast that you'd do? Differently one? Podcast because there was one time and when we first Did Sober october With, joe he asked me how MUCH i drank AND i told him the. Truth AND i got in bed that night AND i, SAID i THINK i might have just ruined my. Career AND i remember going, LIKE i WISH i could have never done that. Podcast that turns out it worked out, Fine everything works out.

Really who is the guy that we had on zoom in twenty twenty oh the Band Old, Dominion Old dominion lead singer Of Old.

Dominion, yeah but it's.

Not, Like, yeah that wasn't his fault at. All it was just the. Podcast it was just a tough Pot.

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Was but that's the. ONE i always a back to it podcast BECAUSE i feel like no podcasts are.

Bad Matthew.

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Jerseys in the.

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There yeah you wish was not out?

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Ahead WHAT i hate about this IS i don't know If halloween is in my top.

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Three My tier two would Be.

THANKSGIVING i feel like you Have, thanksgiving you HAVE nfl, football you're, eating you're eating, leftovers you're eating. Pies like everybody comes over, together somebody usually bringing a. DISH i absolutely Love. Thanksgiving if that's if that fits into our holiday, parties Then thanksgiving is my tier, two my tier, one nearest and dearest to my.

HEART i love The fourth Of.

JULY i Think fourth Of July american getting together.

With your, Families like they just Have? Ramadan what is it like and? Like and if you live in Like, egypt you just get Like ramadan or you Don't. July they don't Have New Year's. Eve maybe they, do but it's like. Whatever they don't Have. Christmas they don't even Have. Honkah they definitely don't Have. Honkah they don't have like all the we have the. Best we have a great roster. Holiday if we were selling a, country meaning like if

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REASONS i enjoy.

It one BECAUSE i want my kids WHEN i grow up and IF i do, die if that really, exists IF i, die my kids are, like, yo my.

DAD i want them to.

Talk about how PSYCHOTIC i was about, holidays something about bringing the cheer in and every single Thing's, Spootober, Thanksgiving. Christmas but Like thanksgiving last, year where we have thirty people at the, house there's endless supply of. Food we're adding this. YEAR i want to do a prize for

Know, WHAT i know What i'm. DOING i know What i'm doing WHEN i moved To. Nashville all, right let's work through my tear coming to these. Parties oh, NO i got my. PARTY i got my. PARTY i got my. PARTY i know How i'm gonna Own. NASHVILLE i got my. Party, okay let's working. Backwards thanksgiving is, Awesome tier, Three tier. Three it gives you a whole day of. Partying the whole day is about one. Event no one has to give a, present which is. Perfect there's no anxiety about.

Presents just telling somebody what they mean to.

You, yes, Why i'm thankful that you're in my. Life oh you get the big. House everyone's. There everyone comes, in brings a little, something nothing but. Love football is on all fucking. Day so important in a holiday is what do we have playing in the. Background OH i Love Thanksgiving number. Two i'm gonna Say Saint Patrick's. Day. NOW i want you to know THAT i have not unveiled what will be My nashville holiday THAT i will. Own Bert christcher will come To nashville AND i will

Me how's that?

Possible WHEN i moved To, NASHVILLE i will be throwing the most Epic Chinese New year's parties every fucking. Year In, january everyone's dressed in. Red that's us In. Amsterdam that's WHEN i flew those guys out For Chinese New, years all dressed in, red, gambling eating, mushrooms partying our balls, off but without a doubt and it's cultural. Appropriation Chinese New years is my face favorite bad. Question when Is Chinese New? YEAR'S i don't, know.

But you're gonna own.

It's it's like sometimes sometimes In, january sometimes In. January we'll be here In, January january twenty.

Ninth Late, january and it's always the year of something.

Too last year was the, MONKEY i, think or the?

Rat what year is it this?

Year but it's so fucking. FUN i would TAKE i would take A i would take a one hundred dollars in fresh, ones put them in a put in in a in a ziploc, bag put a rock in, it throw at the bottom of the. Pool and then in the middle of the, PARTY i go one hundred dollars to the bottom of pool and all the kids would, die jump in the, pool try to get the hundred. Dollars, DUDE I i, Honestly I'm I'M i get so wild At Chinese New. Year's that YEAR i was With Oliver.

Yeah fuck, Yeah, bert thank you for coming.

ON i love, you. GUYS i love you. Guys, honestly you've changed my lives in so many. Ways my friendship with both of you means a great. Deal And i'm telling you, you. Guys Welcoming leanne to The Bure olympics last, year it was the coolest thing that that woman's ever. Done she does not stop talking about. It she is a. Rider die for both of. You motherfuckers like hardcore And Michael, chandler but she's one of the, boys. Man, Man she's.

Unbelievable and then you've Become. Austin i'm a friend to both of. Us you've given us amazing, experiences letting us come to your movie, premiere just being a part of your life. Especial.

MAN i can't wait till you guys Do. Rogan love, you, BRO i love you, Guys love your Brother, joe