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The boy JPL hit a break breakdown, Mitch, sure, and they hit breakdowns with their numbers and everything else. They talk about how many returning viewers we have, and we're still like north to fifty percent on subscribe.

Yeah, and it's a bunch of the boys, a bunch of the boys, and a lot of returning viewers coming in. Obviously, a big surplus of people came in after forty five. They want to see what the boys are really talking about the next week. Yeah, and now, if this is your second time ever viewing the show, that's fine. We had a first date, it was good enough for you to have another one. We walked through the door, we gave you a kiss in the cheek. I like to

And dirty those sheets up a little bit. Now.

Is it a regret? Probably not, because this is the fourth, fifth, or sixth time. You know, the kind of guys we are.

This is gonna be forever.

This is gonna be forever. It could absolutely forever. If it's not, we're gonna make a mistake together. And that's what's beautiful about this opportunity of us subscribing and not subscribing. It's an amazing time. Also not so amazing, seemed like there was a sniper on the field on every NFL field this weekend. It seems like guys left and right were getting got by the turf Monster people were getting Chris Kyle all over the place. One specifically that comes

Yeah? I know that's fake.

Is that fake? Good? I'm glad it was debunked by you, Mitch. That's big brain. We talked about in the car right home from Knoxville bake Head. People probably think you're successful. That's a nice move right there. Yeah, because I was gonna say that would be the one of the more disgusting things I've ever seen. Yeah.

You never you never want to root for somebody to get injured, evern they're getting carted off. You know that everything that's happened with the show and everybody's aware of it, but to know, like, listen, you listen to Jamis talk about it, you listen to Miles Miles Garrett talk about it, and you just hear players that talk about how he showed up day to day and and you know was

Never never, man, And it was cool. I think it sheds a little light on the fact that Jamis Winston's talking that way, and especially Miles Garrett talking that way, him being as like one of the biggest players in that franchise, if not in the franchise's history, being that much of a guy. Because we all know that if Miles Garrett walked up to you know, somebody in that

I think the biggest surprise, too, is Jamie's not even dressed for the game, Like the moment you need that, you need a backup quarterback to go in like he was. He's apparently like third on the depth chart, which is surprising me because I feel like if anybody's gonna give him spark and give him some juice outside of Nick Chubb, it's going to be somebody like Jameis Winston.

Yeah, yeah, eaton, W's I'm at the guy. I mean, the football needs guys like Jameis Winston. Oh yeah, it's so interesting his relationship. You see it with Rabel, You see the way he bounces around. People love Jameis Winston. You met him. I haven't had the opportunity to be in the same room as this individual. But it just like this guy is truly, genuinely exactly what you see on a day to day basis when you pop on the bird and are able to see him doing his speeches, everything that's really him.

Yeah, yeah, sources have told me. Sources have told me.

Now you know how that's worked out for me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna be yeah, I mean, I'm not. This isn't this isn't a knock on his play. But sources have told me that Stefanski doesn't mess with him.

I know in Cleveland, and it is probably i mean thirty thirty one or thirty two of the fan bases you wouldn't want to be a part of right now. Yeah, that's one of those one fan base that was probably shitting themselves for a little bit. The Washington Commanders, we're shitting their pants when Jaden Daniels went down.

Yeah, bro, now what is.

Rib?

Yeah? He had he had a pretty uh he had a tackle. When I'm sitting there washing, I'm like, oh man, I'm surprised he didn't get a little banged up from that play. But come to find out he was. He was trying to run. He was trying to run later in that drive and w he just kind of went down and you're kind of thinking, oh, fuck, Like, hopefully he didn't do anything bad.

Right, And ribs hurt. We've all had a rib before. We've all had a rib out of place, We've had cartilage. I don't know if you ever had a broken rib, not a broken one. Yeah, I haven't had I haven't had the luxury or the pleasure of having a broken rib in my entire life. But I have had that little when the cartilage is out, when it's like a bruised rib.

Any cough, any laugh, quick sigh?

You hear Mitch sigh four times an episode in these podcasts, All four times if you had a bruised rib, you're literally thinking yourself, God, might I might have to end it right here. I don't know if breathing is truly worth this pain. So hopefully he's gonna be all right. The reason why I brought up that injury, though, is a very familiar and beautiful face steps on the field, hiding as a number one A. But we truly know

Look at this, Yeah, and then poor shout out the boy JP Finley Finlay.

Who's that?

Uh he's a reporter. He he's somebody who covers Washington. He starts off because Marcus starts off like he doesn't hit one. I think he starts off like, oh for three and JP like has a tweet. Obviously it turns around he has zero interceptions, two touchdowns, two hundred plus yards. Just a massive shout out to Marcus man. Washington is a team, bro, Washington is a ball club. Yeah.

And you were saying their back end that's the issue, or the run defense the problem.

Yeah, defense is the issue. Defense. Uh there there that's gonna be the side of the ball that has to figure it out. They want to be true contenders in the playoffs. But man, offensively like they are rolling, bro, They're excited out there in the district. That city has just been begging needing a team, and they have one. And they have one. Obviously with with jayde and Daniels,

Man, God, that fires me up so much. Uh.

Yeah, Mariota is over three since coming in. He cannot be the answer. And when shout out JP, I love JP. Now I did.

I did text Marcus. I'm more speaking to Jack in this sense. I texted Marcus last night congratulated him on his play and I said, I think it's time. I think it's time for you to come back.

It is time if we need him more than ever.

He put an exclamation point on the text.

Did he really no?

But he put he actually put a couple of haws. He put a couple in a much better situation out there and doing a job. Kingsbury's the guy for him right.

Now, right and then you see all this stuff like Buck Rising, he's been doing a really good job of just being on point with journalism lately. But Trailing Burkes and AJ Brown. How many yards and Trailing has had since the AJ Brown trade and how many tds. I think it's one TD to AJ's twenty. And then also you have the Derek Henry situation, which was always gonna happen.

We're not having fun in Nashville. We're not having fun. We're not having a good time. Now, did you expect the Bills game to go the way it did? I mean, at one point ten to seven, right, boys are looking good. We're thinking, oh my god, I was gonna say, but to the see that game and being a ten zero or ten seven. Whenever I saw it, I was like, this is exactly what the titles are gonna do this game.

They yeah, they're those kind of games where we win the ones we should not. And so there was kind of that little glimmer of hope in that first half or like maybe we we'll do it, and then the second half was the most just I think there was like fifteen total yards of offense through the first the third quarter and then like ten minutes into the fourth, so or maybe it's like five incent of the fourth,

And yeah, Titans got whooped.

Just a good old fashioned whooping, and we look just we just kind of look sad.

It's like boys are having a good time. Listen, being in a locker room like that. Have you been in locker room one in five?

Yeah, Washington was pretty bad the first the very first year.

Yeah, you sit in those locker rooms where you just really can't find an answer because at first you start a couple loss to start rolling on you. You think to yourself, Okay, if we fix X, Y and Z, you kind of see you see the path for correction. When you're one in five and then you have fifteen yards of offense in the second half, and then you look around at the roster that this team has. You really think to yourself, what the fuck are we gonna do?

The locker room's not.

Good at Like what week as a player on a bad team, are you are y'all like, all right, that's the year. Let's just try to not get hurt, let me get my money, and then let's get out of here.

If you're like just seeing some of the like postgame press ors, like you see DeAndre talk, you see Calvin when he was speaking even last week talking about he wants more targets early and everything like that, shit, I need the ball early. It's now, it's around now weeks Like we think so, man, I think so. To me, it's like another team that's not that's not playing well

It sounds like the locker room was more dysfunctional than ever I had the luxury when we went the two and fourteen, three and thirteen, a binged to young Buck, a rookie and then a second year guy. And at that point, bullets are still flying over and over. You're trying to make the name for yourself. So that never crossed my mind personally. I'll being like, let's pack it in,

And if your ego is also telling you, you know, you're not the problem, you know what I.

WHI, which is a horrible feeling.

And it sounds like they didn't know Mason was gonna be the starting quarterback until late in the week, just based.

On the now is it Saturday during the Tennessee Alabama game.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I want to say, like Hop was kind of confirming it when a reporter might have been Paul somebody asked him, like, when did you find out that Makeson was gonna be the starting quarterback? So again, it just it doesn't feel good. It really doesn't.

Yeah, it's a that's such a tough situation to be in. And it's really like now, at this point in the season, if you're one in five, you go in the next game and you get injured.

That's shit.

The only way it can get worse. Now, you guys spend the whole off season rehabbing with that sour taste in your mouth.

You're gonna see guys with like a grade one ankle and they're not You're not gonna see their face again. Yeah, because guys are gonna check out.

I mean, if you're an older player, it's kind of like maybe I can play one more year.

Right right, right right, You'll start seeing people make business decisions. And unfortunately, it's like that's like it's like the unfortunate nature of the beast Man. Because I'm not I'm not trying to say it like trying to make it sound like it's the locker room is really bad. Everybody's ready to quit. I'm just from experience, like Taylor was saying, like being a being a younger kind a guy that has never had the luxury of feeling like, you know,

He had a back. Well, I saw there was like an injury report he had a back or a groin or something going on. But I don't know in this a very well could have been an insurance policy being like, hey, let's just see what we got in Mason. Maybe maybe the injury wasn't that bad. Now that's just all speculation. Shoulder, he had a shoulder going on. What you knew he was dealing with. That kind of takes away everything I just said, But yeah, go on onward.

Well, I was gonna ask, like when you're Callahan, when you're coach Callahan right now and you're thinking.

Fuck, what, like what do you have to do to keep a lot?

Like how do you Just?

I don't know, because I like Kelley and I think the staff that they have, like they have a bit of staff like that. This isn't a staff that should be like on the hot seat by any means. I just feel like they missed this year, right Like they haven't. They haven't found their answer a quarterback. It hasn't worked out well. Your skill players are obviously seem visibly like checked out, which is never the spot you want to be in when you need guys like that to play.

That's stuff to play Houston Jacksonville, like we still have.

We've only played one division.

I want to say. Somebody's like you. Maybe you get one against the Patriots and then split with Jacksonville, But other than that, you're playing like a bunch of one lost teams. Like you just know the player in you. You look at all that stuff too, Like I don't know.

I don't know, because in years past, when things were not going well, there was always a bid be like, okay, quarterbacks not playing well. What we need to do is rely on the run game, rely on Derrick Henry, a guy that we're gonna give the ball twenty thirty times a game and allow him to just bruise people up and then we'll find the passes where we can. I don't know what the answer is, because there's so much

Man and one thing, one thing.

You need.

You need somebody to write the ship. You need, you need somebody to keep guys together. I don't know who that guy is in that locker.

Room right now.

It's like block it's blocking out all the noise Like one thing that Verbel always did a very good job of is even when you are feeling all this stuff and you're kind of feeling a little like, yo, what's gonna happen here? Vrabel is always somebody who painted the way you're going to win the game. Here's how we're gonna have to win. Like we're not good enough to

Ye But.

Oh yeah, yeah yeah. And I mean unless you're unless you're you know, like Jack fans and everybody else, people are gonna be looking to the draft and all that.

Yeah, I don't think as a player and well you can come up to this too. I don't remember ever looking and being like I can't wait for the draft.

Yeah, there was never never about that.

You're still you're one in, one in five right now, You're not even at the halfway point of the season, and so there is so much ball in front of you where it truly if it, if it does become a self preservation game. Now, it's like a lot of guys just start playing for the number of the name on the back of the jersey and say the front of the jersey, and it's like, let me just show out and let's say I have one more year in my concert. Let's say I want to get out of

There's like a week until the trade deadline too.

Do you like, how heavy do you think about that?

I never thought of mine.

I'm not like as a player personally, but like front.

Office, like do you you know, are you like all right, do we kind of use the talent we have to maybe go get something or you just kind of like we're sticking this one out and kind.

Of again I don't think.

I don't think issue we also don't have. But again, if say you're sitting say you're say you're sitting in like the coaching staff or the front office, like again, you have talent, Like again, it is this could be so much of an overreaction that hey, Will or Mason could get this thing going. You want guys who are going to buy in for this last part of the season. You might think of shopping these guys who are disgruntled, unhappy,

He just gave hot ninety five million dollars.

Yeah, no, yeah, he comes.

With a lot of different issues as well. I don't know, man, Like I said, like, the names that are on your roster are not the problem. The talent that's on your roster is not the issue. I don't know what the problem is now getting eleven guys to play, But if you have a good.

Game plan and the talent is not buying into what the game plan is, like that is a problem. Right. You could say, like you play for the name on your back, Like ultimately, if I'm somebody and I play for the name on my back, no matter what, however you see it, if you're going to accept whatever accountability is out there and be optimistic of how your play's going to be, you got to buy into what the game plan is being painted for you, and you got to live into the game plan. You got to do

You know what's probably happening right now. That's always very difficult to view as a player during the season, player led meetings.

Yeah, but you'd almost like to see something come out that there was a player that there was a player meeting.

But it's who is it that's stepped up and saying.

Yeah, they almost have to be big Jeff, somebody from that defensive side.

Yeah, and I just that's tough.

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Ever would hold the meeting who Russell Wilson.

Hey, he played well, he played well, started shaky, but I mean, what do you expect from a guy who had you know, who's based, who's essentially taken a year off from football, and especially going into that situation, the expectation of the pressure is at its highest because you benched somebody like Justin Fields who was for and two. So a lot of that moment last night was riding on how Russell Wilson's gonna do, Like did he look clean and look great? And the future is gonna be

Yeah, and being a Steelers fan, like we obviously talked about the not having fun as a Titans fan, Steelers man, they have all. Mike Tomlin is the king of culture. He's the king of sustaining and keeping culture alive in a building and having a guy like Russ, who if you're a Steelers fan right now listening to this podcast, you know that's not the long term answer for your team.

Because it was a risk, like if he doesn't play well and they lose that game, like everybody's calling for Justin Peals to get back, like you're just in a tough spa.

You're fifteen fifteen, And then all of a sudden that they crushed the second half, Like that's.

The kind of the fans were kind of like, did he make the wrong decision? AUP, you heard some booze? Yeah, you heard some booze. Yeah. To wurd Justin would probably get you out of that situation because they both kind of do something more things, but Justin's better at running yet. Yeah. But then it sound like they just quickly were like, all right, let russko let Russ, let him cook bring back the subway sandwich.

I think with their culture too, And they asked Justin Fields during the week He's like, if I played good enough, I would be starting.

I haven't played good enough.

I love the way Justin Fiels handled that interview because he's been on I want to say when he was on the Bears, he said something that seemed like he was kind of passing blame, but immediately he was trying to say like he wasn't trying to do that, And it does it's not. From what I've heard too, Justin Fields is a is one of those. He's got a very sturdy mentality. He's somebody who's all in. He's for the boys. And to your point, JP like the way he was, like, look, if I was a clear cut starter,

Dude, that is a great point when you were put on the bench to become a glue guy, to sit in the locker room and just be as positive vibes as you can you can because the relationships that you're continuing to build, because when your name is eventually called again, people are going to want your success and they're gonna

And again in his like in his shoes, those things could be justified if he was kind of being that guy, like bitter and upset about them and everything else, like he could easily take that easy way out. But you're right, like if the when, if, when the moment does come frohim to go back in, people are gonna remember how you handled yourself. You're you're obviously remembering how you handled yourself. You're prepared for this next opportunity, and you're not like,

Whatever happens in your life is your fault. Yes, you're successful, it's your fault. If you do bad, it's your fault. Yeah, he seems like he has the right answer to it.

Yeah, that's fucking somebody another team would want to maybe go get in the trade.

Oh absolutely, Yeah, you guys who are hurting a quarterback who might need a spark that could be.

I don't think the Steelers are walking away from him though, No they're not. They're not.

You'd have to give a lot.

Yeah, probably you probably would. And yeah, I just don't see. But my thought is if he was gonna go into free agency next year or something like that, like there's gonna be plenty of teams calling to get a guy like that, especially when you're able to see those kinds of press conferences. I love the quote of like it's your fault, whether successful or you failure, like that is that's awesome.

And to like it's valuable to have a quality backup quarterback like that. Ain't you're not just because you have a backup quarterback who can play. It's not like you're not immediately looking to deal him like it's it's positive. It's a good thing to have a guy like that on your roster, Marcus. But dude, I love the way

Yeah, that's a common theme level of sports, high school, college or NFL you always find the guys that want to bitch you complain that are not playing, and then nine times out of ten, when they get that opportunity, they go in and they ship the bed. Even as a guy that would listen to them bitch and complain, you think to yourself, well there's your answer right there.

If I'm bitching you and you're thinking, yeah, you should.

Be the guy out there, and.

You see me go out there and play poorly, it's like, hey, man, like even the ops you are getting, you're not taking advantage of it.

Yeah, but like then to take it, take it a step further. Those guys that bitch and complain about not playing, once they do go play and they don't have the success, their first reaction is to go and bitch and complain. If you would have had X, Y and Z, I would have made that play. It's like, obviously you were your own problem.

Yea, you are your it's still loser mentality excuses over we jb saying everything's your fault, accountability and have an optimism. Whatever your role is, you want to do it to the best of your reality.

What's what's funny is listening to you talk about your you know, those first few years at Washington and being like, everything's your opportunity. I'd make the most out of it. And then thinking back to twenty twenty when we played the Broncos, you're going with Sean and be like, please, for the love of God, play every snap because I am not ready to play the stage ten days before.

Yeah, Hey, motherfucker, you guys got first Yeah, first series where Shot throws a punch.

I remember literally seeing Will like, I don't know what was that, like the second or third quarter, and You're just like you looked like a dead man, just so out of your mind because it's hard, dude.

Yeah, the COVID, the first COVID when there's no juice there. Oh, literally, hell dude.

And taking any break from football is the worst. I mean, guys who are able to, you know, essentially manipulate the system like you did so well as we would like kind of take camp off for a little bit and then go. That is a true art form because literally, my wife and I last night were actually talking when I was texting with Marcus and she's like, what if you and Marcus just went back, She's like, how long? How long do you think you like you could get

Oh, I appreciate that we are still ten. There are a lot of people out there, A lot of people are clamoring huh. I keep trying to tell you on my guys, I appreciate it. It's it's it's done. So I want to say. Kurk Bankirk posted a video You're making the Yeah making this tackle hung over, old buddy. Was it Josh Allen in Jacksonville? Just a brutal angle? No, he looks about like how I would look if I was out there that the I would just go the extra step and probably tear an a c L. But

Yeah, yeah, bro, it was brutal Josh on the d N for Jacksonville.

Yeah, running out to us making a sideline tackle and just kind of breaks down and like is slowly turning as the guy makes a cut inside it at.

Least left his feet, Yeah, at least at.

Least stopping like dive and dive off the diving board. Yeah, it's literally like turning with the angle.

What world are you living in if people who are watching, who truly think your ten might still actually be alive? How many snaps do you think you could actually play right now?

One for real?

Yeah?

What are you saying? Like if I were to play this weekend?

No, this weekend, you know what I mean, It's not happening. If you had three months to train legit, Hey will we need you?

Well, if I had three months of train I could play special teams all game, all game, all game. Think about it, think about the kickoff rule.

Now, yeah, that's that's way.

Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, covering each getting in somebody's way on the block, and then pump protection is just protecting. Then get out and cover. Like I'm probably sprinting four to eight times that game. If I have three four months of training, yeah, I'm.

Special teams all game about defense.

No defense, that's a different animal, and not not even from the body standpoint of just like fully diving in like having the mentality of preparing all week long, every little detail like I just I wouldn't be the guy you truly are. Yeah, yeah, I'd be out there guessing.

You think you're breaking down with your mirror gibbs coming at you.

No, no, no, that's that's the thing. Like my feet, the way my feet will feel after I run, my ankles and stuff like that, Like you were talking about the callous and you get like in training camp and everything else. Like I mean, I would be on a I would be hurt if I play defense. I would truly be hurt within the first quarter.

Dog even the small, like the small things that happen, Like when you start camp, you have these loose jerseys on, and after one practice, the rubbing on your neck and for like the next four or five.

Days just your neck being sore from wearing a helmet.

Yeah, your neck is literally sort for wearing helmet. You have like a rash on your neck for like a week, and that takes a week to get over. Yeah, Like just the thought of that pain it sounds. I was so fucking miserable.

I'd be on every offensive lineman Tilight film if I I can't. I truly can't even imagine playing defense anymore. I can't even imagine. I mean, we'll see these guys hit now, even at college games. I and I've gotten to the points where I'm like, I can't even believe I was out there doing it because it hurt, Like it hurts my body.

In December, when we were at the Barstool Bowl game Wyoming versus Toledo, and I'm watching the Wyoming offensive lineman warm up and I'm thinking to myself that shit's gotta hurt so bad.

She's getting your hands put on.

Just did you hear it?

Like, my fucking I'm brittle, dude. There's not a ch not a chance. JPF cut you off.

One month ago, Will literally tweeted, OMG, it's so hot outside.

Exactly.

Yeah, hey, but it's October now, it's a favorable weather. Yeah you're it's true. But yeah, bro, as hot as it was, I feel so bad for guys that are in training camp.

Oh my god, ogg omg, it's so hot outside right now. It used to be nothing, man, used to be nothing, just on this couch, just staring at that phone. Let's uh, man, let's rip the bandate off.

Yeah what is this?

Oh?

That was me on the honeymoon, right, yeah, I'm in my honeymoon. Yeah.

What are we doing there?

Just showing how my tans getting rolling?

Anything to show them cheeks off?

Yeah, I mean you see that bubble back there? You see that bubble back there?

They work and that is a wild photo.

Yeah, bro, that was you know, my contact you're making the jp and I were driving down to Atlanta. That's when your team was still alive.

But I take that photo?

That did I take that photo?

Man?

All right?

Yeah? College football?

Yeah, we're in hell.

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Uh, look, one thing I'm not gonna do. And I was talking to actually, I was talking to Sherman about this last week. It is so fucking easy to hit the panic button and call for people, says, because that is what I feel like some Husker fans are doing.

Here, Hang on, Bert, hold on, Burt.

Yeah, no, I'm with you.

Let's wait, let's knock it this is let's let's knock this out.

Yeah, I have optimism. I said it about the Titans. The problem is in that building. We also have the answer. In that building. We have the players, we have the coaching staff, We have the guys to get this thing right, get this thing going. It sucks that we played as bad as we did, but I'm telling you, I'm telling you we were driving the ball. We didn't get off the field when we needed to. You know, when they go up, I want to say seven to oh or

Uh.

Coming out of the third quarter, we put together a fourteen to fifteen play drive. Dylan ends up throwing it right behind the tight end. Safety makes an incredible play coming across the field and ends up picking it off, almost takes it back for a pick six. So we just we put ourselves in bad situations. Then the next time we come out, we have another interception where we don't pick up protection. Dylan tries to make he wants to try and make a play, ends up thrown it

You get towards the end of the game, these are pressing little too hard. Things just don't go.

You're right, people are saying that we laid down, we quit. That didn't fucking happen. That did not fucking happen.

No, no, no one. The people that are saying that are delusional Husker fans. If Husker fans are over there calling for ruleshead and calling for the other personnel to get the fuck out of there, they are the wrong Husker fans right now to be in that seat they are now. Everybody has bad games. Nebraska corn Husters is a good fucking ball club, all right now. Indiana is a lot better than we all expected. We knew going to that

And if you are one of those Husker fans.

Fuck you, fuck you.

I told Cherman, what did I tell you last week? The way you were talking about Baylor? I'm like, no, bro, you don't get it. It is so goddamn easy to lose your shit, start pointing the finger, doing everything else other than be like, hey, we're in the fucking trenches right now. We're low right now, but there's no time to bleed because we're going to Ohio State and we got to muster something together. The problem is here, the answer is in here. I swear to God right and fuck those Husker fans.

Not all you guys know.

You guys know I don't feel that way. You guys know what I'm talking about.

Also, could you please clip Will saying fuck you Husker fans, just for my own person and socials. Thank you. Now, Michigan, we got a lot of problems, boys, we got some issues going on here.

We ain't in this situation.

Okay, we get so much, go ahead, go ahead.

We we got we got a quarterback.

Yeah, listen here here here's the issue. The self inflicted wounds of the wolverines is as apparent as ever. Tuttle gave us a little bit of life in the Washington game, but ended up having a bunch of turnovers and those types of things. The same thing happened against Illinois, which, by the way, those fucking Illinois uniforms might be the most disgusting things of all time. I see they're doing

Well, that's because it's truly like it.

We just don't have somebody that can throw them the ball.

And I in defensively speaking, hey guys, stop the run. Make who whatever quarterbacks out there beat is. And when we know it's a passing situation, we're gonna have a couple sets of eyes on Loveland. And so you take away those things like it's it's gonna be hard for you, guys.

Illinois quarterback, as you know, as Nebraska found out, that quarterback is really good. He's good enough at throwing and he's yeah, he's an elusive quarterback. When you are in a two minute or a passing down situation, you need to have coordinated rushes. You need to have pressure up the middle and not go past the line of the

So we're hurting right now.

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Sports fan at All, Huge Dude, we could we could, I know that that's a part of the show. We could talk the whole time sports and then we could do a separate comedy one. But we'll we'll try to find a healthy.

Huge dude rolling right now go around flaws.

Huh, first time caller, a long time listener. There we go always when we'll come and grab some fucking some web above.

My web above your head, dude.

That reminded me. I used to work at Universal Studios. Uh, it was my first day job. I played Wolverine. Then I was a tour guide and I hosted the Fear Factor live show. But your form was very There was a spider Man there. There were three spider Man's, three Wolverines. I was third streaking Wolverine U because I didn't know shit about the fucking kids. Wore be like, what's Wolverine's favorite food? And I was like, Padata's out. That's one of my first jokes. And uh, I really would say that.

She was overweight. She was actually a big goal.

She was she was a big goal and she's fine now. But she just was like yeah anyway, but so uh yeah, the Spider Man was. There was one of them that was uh was was gay and he was fucking dude, his fucking what he would fire webs. Dude.

It was always a little like just you know, it wasn't bad.

It was just different. You know, it wasn't little too. I sound like a dad who's definitely not uh fel like my son's not bad. He's just different, you know, but uh.

He breaks a little too much.

There's a little too much. And he and there was a guy who was playing Shrek and they were dating and they got somebody was fucking somebody and they got into it in character in the park, bro, when I tell you, like, you know, I used to live with the guy who worked at AT and T and a guy was a chef, and we'd come home at night and all like commiserate stories. You know, how was your day? And my buddy at and T big you know, I fucking hate people, dude. People come in and they just

Oh?

Yeah, So uh, spider Man. So then Spider Man Shrek they're fighting and and I was just like, dude, this is wild because kids thought it was a part of like a daytime show. But they were like got into it because Shrek was under the fucking thing. Was like he's just a friend, he's or whatever. And he's like watch your faith book, you know in the park, dude.

Well, kids are around trying to take photos.

They got no clue. They're like this is like, oh they I guess you know.

Yeah, now multi un multiverse before it even started. Yeah, man, how long did you have that job for?

I was so I went to USC. I was there during the Trojan War, the Pete Carroll years. Yeah, my first one to five.

So my first year the years that you hang your hat on.

I mean we're talking, you know, not just Lioner Reggie Lindale Carson for two years, but fucking Mike Williams, Dwayne Jarrett, you know too.

I mean, oh my god, dude, up the up and down the line.

And uh and now Sammy D's become a good buddy of mine who had a good run there, and it's you know five and oh and uh, making making everybody in so look good.

It was having a hell of a year, bro, a great year, Sam Donald, Oh yeah, it's so cool.

Sports are so I mean, you guys know this, man, it's so wild, Like people get written off so quickly when they have expectations, and I guess understandably so, but man, to be number three pick I can have a shit situation. And I just saw him in Minnesota, was out there doing shows and he I go, I keep hearing these pundits try to act like they know you and say like, oh San Francisco, like he got better, Like of course, dude, you back up, you were Shanhan and that's why he's

Yeah, he's he might be the goat when it's all sent him.

McCaffrey are like the two studs of the shout at McCaffrey.

First off, he is like, if there was a mural to have on this buster would be McCaffrey. He's wie white hot. Yeah, he gives all of us. We have all white employees, and it's just like.

God for you man, give dude, give him a chance, dude, because I'll say, but being at SC during that time, you know the Lakers were at were Kobe Shack running the table and uh, you know what, Dodgers I guess were okay. But SC football was king, dude. I mean it was. That's why when Reggie got in trouble, I was everybody was so pissed because it was, like, dude, they were Bush Jerseys everywhere, not just around campus, all

Every every kid around the country too, was watching his highlights.

To wear one hundred five, to take advantage of a city like l A and have everybody actually back, it's gotta be one of the hardest things to do. I heard they were like these guys were dating celebrities in in college.

You'd see Kardashians are on campus.

And like Kardashians before Kardashian this is when.

Paraslow that yeah before Paris. Yeah, yeah, I think it was like reality TV got going. What was the height of it, probably about early mid two thousands.

Maybe think yeah, he was going off next roomaders reality TV?

Is it?

No?

Yeah? Does that count?

I mean not like the how we I guess view it now.

But but if you live back in like oh, one to five, like the Paris Hilton show, whatever that show.

Was called, don't act like you don't know it.

I don't. I swear to god, we.

Come up with it right now. It was with her and Lionel start right, Homegrown or fucking twat City or what was it?

I really don't know.

I feel like I watched five seasons of Twat City without even knowing what it was.

What is twat City?

It's not a real show.

What do you talk?

I was just I said, well, I was trying to come up with the name of the Nicole Ritchie Para Hilton show, Simple Life.

See I knew it was a couple bangers, Boom boom, simple life.

Simple Life City. On that show, Kim Kardashian was like Paras Siltan's lackey. Yes, and that's like one to five. This is before like the peak. The peak is now right, Everyone's I don't know.

Jersey Shore was hot back in two thousand.

Saw Jersey Short and I was like, Wow, this is unbelievable because the hype I letting you.

Bet hey, we got a grenade outside, bro I dud Snooky.

Just liked one of my reels and I'm like, I kind of got a little like, okay, yeah, dude. I might have been on you know, killed Tony guests in the year, but this SNOOKI took a punch from a pe teacher, you know. Yeah, that show. The hype got so big and I almost didn't want to watch it because I was like, there's no way it's going to live up to what you have created. And it surpassed it.

Dude, no shit.

I mean I was high as balls, but it was also like they were just it felt like real world. They were still people, Like they felt like you could see that guy outside.

These guys were like insane.

You're like, they're caricatures of human beings.

Yeah, and they but they weren't. They were like, I mean, look like, I feel like that guy was that guy before that camera started rolling. He was just like, yeah, dude, nothing's changing, and they.

Must have Jim the GTL Jim Dan Laundry. Jim Laundry for.

The situation on the the shirt before the shirt, the shirt before the shirt, dude, Yeah, but so yeah, a huge sportsman, I mean Seattle guy. So obviously Pete went to Seattle. That was amazing. That's why it was so sad when he got cans because it was like, dude, that was my stepdad for seventeen years. Huge M's fan sonics rip. You know, we can talk about the sonial even we can also talk about my parents' divorce whatever. However sad you want to make this fucking podcast, they'll

And and uh yeah, man, did you ever see like this amount of door is opening for you when you decided to do comedy?

No way, man, you can't even.

I mean you remember a doctor Phil tour yea which is crazy and doctor oh absolutely yeah, the clips or everywhere Doctor Phil what he's the one that said you were the kill Tony guests of the year.

Yeah.

Yeah, he gave that whole clip to you.

Yeah yeah, he's uh when does this come out?

By the way next weeesday?

Okay, cool, Well there's some stuff will tell you guys off camp. But he's he's uh signed off on the show and like I've talked to him recently and he's just like it's real funny.

Man.

You know, you would have known a long time ago if I wasn't cool with this ship, you know, yeah, and uh, and he was like, you know, when we first talked, he was like, I got one request, Can you stop kissing me? Is Bobby Lee or kissing Bobby Lee as me kiss Bobby Lee twice? And I go, I can't do that, Phil. I go, I know that you're happy married to forty eight years, but I also know you love the soft, supple lips of a fifty old Korean man.

And I swear I got takes a beat and he goes, we'll be right big.

This guy's funny shit because he's watching up and he's yeah, there, I mean that's a fucking bad angle because that looks like I'm really enjoying it.

Yeah, it looks like, yeah, that's that's a first kiss. Look, have you guys you talked to doctor Phil about coming on and you interview?

Yeah that's in the works.

Yeah, it's in the works right now.

Yeah. And so but you know it's I knew my intentions the whole time weren't. I was never trying to defame him. It was just all goofy parody. And but you still don't know how someone's gonna take being impersonated right there. I've heard from friends that have been on Saduray Night Live that there's been guests that have come on and you know, my friend whoever does an amazing impression of them. So it's like, oh, what a great opportunity to do some sort of looking in the mirror

It's like a late night show. I'll interview you, maybe do some stand up.

And he just couldn't have been quicker to be like, dude, fucking yes, dude, I'm fucking in. That's fucking so funny, dude, make fun of my anger issues, say that I got a black wife going on that you know, and uh. And it was like it crushed. It sold out in a day and then so I was like, at least I.

Because I want to do that was the first episode was the.

First about a year ago, yeah, probably about a year ago, a couple couple of weeks ago, and he just ripped and he and I had a great banterer and he immediately was like I want to He's like, we're gonna do it again. You gotta go harder at me because I was trying to find my house. Bill's my favorite comic. So I'm like, you know, even though I'm in character and I feel a little more comfort to jab, and I'm still like, I don't want to fucking not be

You know Mary, Mary fuck kill fuck. So you do it Bill Burr once and did you know? Right then there I was like, Okay, I got something.

Here, I think so well, well, actually know, I knew it was fun and I and the audience had a good time, so I was like, it's at least and then the challenge of like, well now, because we just kind of had loose, like I'll come out and do a monologue, you know, which was like three jokes, just kind of you know today's shows all about imitation, you know, Webster's Dictionary, and then some sort of thing and then three jokes and then some CrowdWork and then a little

When you're when you're finding this character, how as you're like working through the process, how hard is it for you to stay in character at all times?

I don't know, man, I mean, you know, fucking.

Too deep of a question.

No, no, no, no, not at all.

I mean, uh, he's a bad one by somebody just asked me that I not like a you know you hear about Tom Hanks got asked that question because it was about when Heath Ledger went so deep with the Joker. Yeah, and I think there was like talk so that he like, wouldn't you know there's some actors that Jim Carrey for me on the Moon went on set as Andy Kaufman and it was like Andy Kaufman the whole time, and

Race to know how to like but again, it's still me.

But it's like, I guess if you're asking, you know, can I stay in the voice? You know, like that's pretty easy to maintain just because reps are doing it. But but yeah, I man, no clue. You never know what is going to be a thing that's going to get you more anything. So it's like you have to do it with the set with the intention of like this is fun, which is truly how it started, and then a challenge and then like something different. I'll do it once a month just to kind of mix up

It's not.

I am not. If I was three years in the comedy, yeah, dude, I'd probably be in fulfill right now.

And there's a piece of us hoping.

Well, dudeah, is he gonna walk through this?

Well, I'm down to come back and do that for sure, because you guys are the shit. But like, yeah, if I hadn't found my voice through comedy, because now it's like all my stand up shows are packing out because people from kill Tony in this are like they're coming to the shows, right Like all the shows in Zanies this week are sold out, and I only they would only give me a one night or up until about you know, two years ago, I was like, can I get a weekend? That guy, you just don't move tickets.

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Oh sure we got so many. Look we got upstairs jobs, you go downstairs jobs. It's a great question, will we go?

Will we go? Will we got? Will will compident we go?

Will I went?

To compident I phone.

My first black friend was in content and my second black friend, I got, You're a true American, right there?

You who just shiped my pants? Yeah? Fuck, I don't know, dude. I did a couple jokes in my act and then Tony hit me up. It was like change of plans. You gotta come to Austin tonight. Shane's sticking around to do Trump, bring your makeup, gal. I bought a new vest. It's go time.

Baby bought a new vest.

So that was like he hits you up and he's like, you gotta do this today.

I was doing kill Tony on that Monday, and and then the debate happened, and you know, Trump's like, Joe, your mama so fetter blood types regu and Joe's like.

You're a sucker. I'm gonna lick your sucker. I'm gonna suck your liquor. I'm gonna look show me looks tricks center of a touching pump. And then Tony's like, we got a parody this dude, And again same thing.

You don't know what. You just don't fucking know what's gonna hit the first doctor Philly doing kill Tony. I hit up Tony. I go, hey, man, I just did this in LA I think it would be fun on kill Tony because it's he's like known for giving advice in terms like awesome, yes, perfect, do it, go crazy on Hans William will be weird about it. And then uh, I got a new vest, and then you know, do it, do it. They don't know what we're doing down here, they don't know, they don't get it. And so, uh,

You know, hey, oh where's career? Yeah, we got wait, we got you. We got a white guy. We got we gotta white.

We got a black Asian guy.

How about it? You know, all after guys, you know, and then uh and then I just kind of doing the walk and then he was he uh thankfully, was like, dude, you got to get the aviators. And so they got those for me last minute, which was I think a big time character guys, just being able to have those to differentiate from my eyes, you know, and then also to be able to take him off and and just hit me up my face you know, a little crazy shit, but dude, it was fun. And man, I've said this

I go, you're Aaron, big fan, big fan.

He goes, dude, you're so funny. I go, hey, the.

Vaccine does work.

And he just fucking laughed, dude, and I go, stop laughing. It's real, it's real.

And just stayed in character and he was like, dude, was like all right, man, no, no.

It doesn't.

It's wild that you guys like went off each other, went back and forth and make up. Because when you walk out Shane's face, it's like it's like he saw you for the first time. Yeah, he just couldn't hold it in.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, And that also makes it hilarious, bro Scott, Like.

Tony just told me, like the Brady Roast is like the most watched thing this year, and this just surpassed it. Kill like two point five this episode.

Yes, no ship.

Yeah, because for eleven years.

Yeah, yeah, he was talking about how it's been going.

I was trying to say the third most watched thing was Two Girls, One Cup.

It's fine, Davis, you know, I just say, it's a staple to all of our childhood.

That is. Unfortunately, that's why you guys are younger than me. It's uh, I said last night. I brought it up, and I said, I go, oh God, I go, isn't it funked up?

A go?

I'll never forget who sent me the link to Two Girls, One Cup? Like Sean Flannagan. I'll say his name, dudey January?

Was that Cody January sent me the Cody January?

Yes, bro detective slash porn star. Who's Cody January?

Just a gritty guard cactus shadow? High schoolootball.

Let's do my aunt's rest in peace, Aunt Shirley. Anytime I'd say I love you, go all right, and uh, she would never say it back. And so, but she was dating a guy when my uncle passed. They were married for sixty five years, dating a guy in her home named Dick Justice. And I go, surely, I go, I go, uh, I go, uh because she goes I have a sometimes boyfriend. I go, what does that mean? She goes, sometimes we hold hands. I go, that's fucking so cute. And I go, what's his name?

She goes Dick.

I go, I didn't ask why you were dating him. She goes, oh, stop that, and then uh and then I go, I got to meet dig Justice.

She goes, she can't. He passed away three days ago.

And I was like, what the fuck? And she goes, that's my life. I make friends and then they die, you know. But but Cody January is a great name, phenomenal name, but so don't remember. Don't forget where I was. Who sent me the link? Is what I sound stage ago. I'll never forget, uh who sent me the link for twos one Cup and where I was on nine eleven? And I go, that's sad. Both just a horrible tragedy, you know, and it got about as much laughs as it's getting right now. But uh uh, but it's true.

But nine eleven or two Girls, one Cup we can talk about both, you want.

You know what, Let's save it for part two when film comes on there we go to help, there we go. Let me ask you this, I guess big Halloween, guys, or is this just for you're gonna do a big bang.

Love that dude's mess with Halloween?

Oh love it?

What you give me your top three holidays?

Oh? Fuck, dude, you know as much as uh you know, uh, I guess you know Jew. But I'm any happy New Year by the way, like the way, yeah, ye yeah, uh hanka guy, all right, we can reap the show up. No, it's uh. Honoka is great. Honoka is great.

Eight days the uh Passover.

Is a great holiday because it's very if you do a Lucy goosey version of it as far as going through the book and the story. There's a lot of symbolism with the foods, but it's a real fun dinner party hang. And that's like what's great about him. And Jews are big on family fucking and doing good deeds, you know, and mits was as we call them, and so But Christmas, dude, dude, love love the uh love that time of year, you know, all the music being home.

He love Arizona and its what's that love? The Arizona reference? I'm from Arizona, dude, what part Cave Creek, Arizona north of Scottsdale.

Bro, that's worse. They lived in Cave Creek off the Cave Highway. Yes, but high school.

Catch the Shadows high school the only one in the whole school district.

I think she fucking I think she wanted she might have gotten a pinnacle. Nope, Cactus Shadow sounds sure? How are you? I'm thirty three years old, she's twenty nine. Oh, fucking dude. If this is this is how quick takes a turn?

Dude, wait the podcast The wildest turn of this podcast could possibly take.

Wait, say, did you ever hook up with an under armor all American in high school?

You mind if I call her?

Yeah?

You go ahead?

Yeah, sweetheart?

Maybe?

Hey, babe, I'm still on the podcast. But Taylor went to Cat the Shadows high school and he's from Cave Creek, that's one of the hosts. Didn't you go to cat the Shadows?

Whoa?

Yeah?

And I just said to him like, well, I said, you're twenty nine and I go and he goes, yeah, I'm thirty three. And then there was a beat, and I go, if you fuck my wife, this podcast is over, babe. Do you know Taylor Lawan? Lawan?

No, Ya, you sucked?

Whoa? This is Tonight's Dorito's moment of the pod. Thank fucking God. Gotta be honest. My heart was racing and it wasn't the cold brew or thes in they made me. They peer pressure.

Lucy.

Sorry, what this out? And the Lucy they gave me.

She would have catch Shadows that I love Lucy, not just a show.

Huh.

She would have catched Shadows for real.

Yeah, babe, cat the Shadows right.

Yeah, where'd you grow up at?

Dud dude, that's my wife.

I grew up in Rio Verdi and then I moved to.

Uh like the Cave Creeker when I was fifteen, but I graduated in twenty fourteen.

Yeah, so your wife grew up on a ranch. She's in the sticks of Real Verdict.

Oh, bro, the Boonies.

Yes, yeah, literally forty five minutes from anything.

What class were you?

All?

Right?

Okay?

After So she was an eighth grader when you were a senior.

Yeah, she probably went to like there's only two middle schools in that whole district.

Yeah, I love Asy, it's awesome and big unit, you know, former manner. But then went to you guys, and obviously you like took things up on och Asy rules. I went there when my folks split. Thanks for bringing it up. I went down there in ninety five and when the Mariners, you know, had their spring training before they saved baseball in Seattle. You guys are sports fans. I don't know if you followed that ninety five not.

A big baseball or basketball podcast, just football, right, We're one to be good, yeah, yeah, but your parents are divorced.

Yeah.

Yeah, So I went down to Asy.

What happened there?

Cheated? It was a doctor adultry hooked up with a nurse. Let's see what else with the nurse. Moved to a z then moved to Quadland in Midway Island, then Santa Fe, then Waffa, Nevada, and now running from brother my dad moving around to like different va clinics to try to like make money and send it back. Yeah, but also also the cops. Yeah, he was fair making fentanyl brands and sell him to mills before yeah before. No, it's still cool.

We've just been late to the game. Okay, but so.

Big unit, I go down there, I'm walking to My dad lived in Glendale, so and it was like one hundred and twenty three every day.

So one thing, I love AZ, but that heat is wild brutal, and I would talked to.

The era Arrowhead mall and just drenched in sweat. But young fat Adam was like looking to burn cows. Back to the bird story, dressed as a bird, fat bird. You know, I'm out there by the way, playing dude, not too far off, you know, just the face a bit Bobby Lee and his costume. So that's Bobby Lee if he wasn't up, and so he was. And so I'm you know, every kid stress up as a ninja, a ninja, turtle, a cop, a robber, a cowboy. So we're out a recess second grade and like, broh, kid

You know, how do you recover from that?

You don't, dude, you become a comedian.

Honestly, it's probably not too far off Jesus Christ.

But yeah, my mom would just put like this webbing on me, and I would just be like a dead football player, a dead baseball player.

Really.

Yeah, I was the Ultimate Warrior one year. Oh my homemade costume awesome.

Yeah, my mom w made my costumes too. I was a for two years in a row. I was an employee of the Titanic, not Rose or Jacks.

Wait wait wait that's brilliant. Yeah, just not even one of the guys playing the hat.

And I had a coat that my mom got a good will She like sewed on some buttons on us. It was sick. Actually, probably my favorite costume of all.

Yeah, we got poor, we were we were all.

Yeah.

Yeah, whatever you say when I say, yeah, you just said you were an employee on the Titanic, that's a.

Fucking stretch of a Mom was a wizard with the sewing machine.

Awesome. Also very creative though, yes, because here's the thing when you want to say, your kid, I mean as much as the teasing, you know, took, it took a toll, you know, at least it was like a different thing. Like you know, it's like I there were no other fucking birds with boobs, you know. So yeah, so she had that going forward.

And the thing was essentially not that well done. Not that well done. But that's very young, that's very very close.

You're just a wizard back there with the AI hunt.

Yeah for real day, Sherman, you're killing it. Sherman's like this, Sherman's Sherman, right, sure, dude, I got a Let me just say this real quick. Kids, you can't smoke. We etn't have a short term memory. I do these you know, meet and greets after shows for free, which there might come a time when I run out of energy. They're now taking ninety minutes to a couple hours after the show at while yeah, it's great because I did it, man when twenty people stayed, you know, so it's just

Still, maybe it's adding to it.

Yeah, it's fine on all cylinders.

This is one of those pots to there like seamless, like you just say one sentence and then he just well.

He just also he asked him self questions.

Yeah, and please tell me if I'm talking too much. No, I think I do a favor talking up.

I think it.

I think it's too many pods of where you have to like I think starting out carry the load and I think i've now and then going on pods like kill Tony or Corolla where like you got to be active, dude.

You know.

So it's like, but I gotta, I gotta. You know, you're gonna show.

That's not an invitation for you to stop talking. You literally just keep doing exactly what tell us.

I thank god you didn't tell comedians you hate h.

First thought Dane Cook do you like him? Seventeen years in the game. I heard a lot of bad things about him.

I loved bro Uh, I don't. Uh. There are a few people hates a strong word, dude, there's a few people I don't like. I don't like hates. You know what, I've never I can uh confidently say, I've never wasted time hating somebody beautiful? Have I Have? There been people where I'm like, oh, you're bad for comedy. Fuck yeah, dude, I'll give you a four or five right now, where you're just a bad person. You're bad business wise, you talk shit, you you're starts, You're just like, what are

But there are some people that you said you're gonna give us four or five?

Oh, you want me to give him too?

This?

You guys get this from Bert. Bert loves it Chryscher to talk about comics. But it's always like who do you hate? Who do you hate? Bird?

You're doing this podcast exactly? Burt does it too? You will and I will say fifteen words the whole time.

Well, no, you enjoy it. We enjoy people hate when Bird do that? Right?

No, people on the internet do you? Oh yeah, love Birt.

Yeah, Bird is the man.

People can talk shit all they want.

That's got to be Bird's story. I mean, dude, when you when you've lived a cool life like Bird has, don't you want to hear him tell all these stories and likes and thought like he's done like a guy. He loves it too. Thank you, dude. What a challenge. I look at him to it and I just told him this. I saw him a little bit ago, like

Actually he's uh people, close your eyes in your mouth, dude.

Whoa. That was fucking cool.

He's been beating his submission.

Wait.

The reason why I brought that, I even said Dane Cook in the beginning is middle School Tailor was all about Dan Cook. I think all of us, I think all of us went through a big Dan Cook face. But you start to see these clips like Dave Chappelle had one where he was doing something and like, hey, only to do a hard ten because this is Dane's night. And then at the end of the ten he's like, hey, I don't usually do this, but I'm gonna do a meet and greet after and the whole place left and

Yeah, I think Dane has you know, I was a huge fan of his when I came up. Like, there's certain people, you know. Eddie Murphy was the first. Delirious was the first stand up I saw when I go, oh, man, that looks so fun, you know. Uh, Simbad was the first stand up I remember watching. My dad showed me where I was like, dude, this is fucking hilarious. What is that?

What is this?

Like?

I didn't know what Stantap was. Delirious made me kind of want to do it, and then yeah, I got I listened to I think Vicious Circle and then got to La and then was like, you know, at the laugh Factory doing open mics, and then I'd get on shows that he was on and then you get to know me, and then did a few dates with him and like he's an intense guy, you know, uh for sure,

So it's like and now I think he yeah, and again that's not a knock.

It's just some people. And he's talked about being socially uh you know, ridden with anxiety or whatever, so I you know, very understanding of that. The attention to detailing here is what if Shrman was just a fucking robot, Dude, You're like, yeah, we got a Halloween robot from CBS, he might be sm dude, could you look at me under that had a little bit more like you're not gonna stab me in my cock when I sleep tonight?

Yeah, on a theater too, and hour I think. But so again it's, uh, it's not.

I don't know. And it goes back to the being kind thing dude if you like. But again, if people don't, there's some people in our business that like they're comfy on stage and they're not comfy off. So if you need to or you're just like, I'm doing my set and I'm going home because then I'm gonna like work. But like I had to early on, some comics told me that, like fucking hang out a bit, and so I, you know, I have to strap on the Wolverine close at fucking nine am and talk to you know, uh uh,

You will have a time.

It matters, man, you know.

And if you like, if you put up a bibele you're not doing that, then people aren't gonna fuck with you.

Right. It seems like you tell a good origin story for your first time you jerked off.

Bro, let's go, let's take it.

And then you were you were wondering you were wondering about like the bus and how it started on our first like today's episodes.

Today September fifteenth, I was, I sat down, I go, you know what, now's a good time as any you know, I've been with this dick for forty two years. Let's fucking see what happened. So so it's about three and a half, three and a half weeks ago.

The first time, No, dude, of course not. I want to hear young Yeah, two girls, one cup. You hated the video?

This is this is og bus? Actually this would always be a staple question.

Actually it is. Yeah, I actually think the first well the first time, I remember, I think I got a hand up before I jerked off.

Really, hey, are you kind of amazing?

Yeah? Do you care? Dude? That was awesome. I didn't know how that was going to come out or be received.

You just you got way cool in our book, because feel like all of us, I was like two hundred in before I even a girl even looked at me.

Well look again, like dad, uh, that's my uh brother's now a doctor. I con we did putting hair on his chest. He was so fucking find I should have a family, guy, when he was seven. He's got an amazing sense of humor. Now, I mean, it's unbelievable, dude, Show your kids the good shit when they can absorb it. Yeah, but uh yeah, I think I was not nervous. Just didn't. It's not like your dad teaches you. It's not like my dad left, so I didn't have a dad to fucking show me how to bank it. No, it was

Still I got to be thinking too, like, what's about to happen right now?

Bro? Was wild. I can almost still tap into the feeling of it. It was wild. Yeah, I mean it's happening, hands free. It was happening, and it's happening now. But yeah, that was that was wild. And I remember who it was? Crazy dude. I actually did think.

About, Well, you don't remember who it was?

I do, oh yeah, yeah, because there's certain people that you'll like, you'll look for on Facebook from time to time, just to kind of like there was a girl my how they doing? Yeah, And there was a girl in our fourth fifth grade split named Jenny Taylor, and she thought she was a cat and she would like, oh, and she would like scratch our teacher, missus McQuay r ip. She would hit schedule. Her parents were like she was four foot six or four foot two. Her parents were

I was in in my bathroom, on my toilet or was it in the shower. I think that might have been the second time. That's when I experienced shampoo. My second time very young. In the game that is find out the wrong movie, Yeah, you find out the wrong way the hard way.

That's like watching with subtitles. Yeah, you're just like, dude, this is not the way it's supposed to be enjoying it.

But my foot would start my foot started shaking, and my toes started pointing when it started happening, and you're kind of scared for a second, but everything is like, oh ship, how do I do that? Yeah? And then the second time around, I thought I was doing it, but then I just started peeing. I'm like, okay, I wasn't there yet.

Yeah, wow, wait you were jogging off and p came out before you.

Yeah, it was was rocked up and thought I was about to go, but then I realized I just got in the shower and I just started peeing on the wall. I was like, okay, wait, that's not it.

They had a lot of questions, well, how does your body you like get like you're hard. So you're right, you're jogging off and then come so Peter just was like who whoa, whoa, we got this and then he just went out first.

Yeah, well no, not pe went off first. And then and then the you know the come that what it feels like very weird like that, you know.

Saying what I'm asking? So you were jerking you jerked.

I was jerking, and but then I started peeing, thinking like, okay, it's about to come again, because again I only experienced one time. It's like, what's happening in my body? I thought I was about to happen again. But I just started peeing naturally because I was in the show.

Did you think you're did you know you can obviously differentiate between the feelings of coming and peeing, right, so you weren't. You weren't jerking off, going like, fuck, dude, how am I gonna tell my friends my pisses come?

Like?

You know what I'm saying?

No, No, I just oh, I'm just being like I just got to keep going. That's when I grabbed the shampoo. Learned the hard way.

Okay, So you were like, I'm not doing my dick. Isn't respecting what I'm doing? Dude, We're just going to pee at this point until you step up. Treat us like a lady.

Just a war and its hard finding out for me. I was you brought up jerked from subway. I could have easily been a victim of one of those gentlemen.

I yes, you kid.

I didn't think as a child that you could do it yourself. I thought, like a girl had to do it for you, otherwise it just would not happen. So I actually was at my grandparents' house and I was in chat rooms getting advice.

Oh my god.

And then and that nothing happened there. Nothing happened there. But then I was on my school bus and I heard these like eighth graders talking in the back how they're jerking off a bunch, and I'm thinking, oh, fuck, you can really do this yourself.

Wow.

So I like went to my mom's apartment, popped off in the LimeWire and just LimeWire all just giving my computer aids and slowly just every It was like a I didn't you know, you know now, like if you want to get it done, you can do it under a minute for yourself. No problem for me. I kind of made a night out of it, like I was just kind of tugging on it and figured out what was going on. Then literally my right leg started seizing, and then my left leg, and then it was just

It's it'll never what's so long as you guys have gone working it?

Yeah, you're talking about a solid goon sash.

Are you talking about like, are we edging in this situation or you're just saying, how long?

Let me refreshed.

Let's let's unpack this entire thing.

We need more cameras on this time. Let's record this for real.

We'll start to show right now.

Three two one. How what's the long as you've gone without masturbating?

Uh?

Week? Months? Yeah? Month? Yea on purpose.

I went through a football season. I went through a football season in college. I was like, I'm gonna keep all this pent up?

Wow wow Yeah. Did it have an impact?

No? No, no, no, I learned for that season, like they will never do that again, because just getting mad.

I want to say that in college, I want to say they debunked that, like I want Hey, one of.

The schools I wanted to go to USC bad fuck dude, USC Texas or l SU or like my three schools I wanted prize right Yeah, No, it ended up working out and I'm happy. I went to Michigan. I went to an all star camp. I met Pete Carroll and I was crushing and then they brought Pete Carroll over and they offered he off It's the line coach called Pete Carroll over during one on once and I was like, oh funk, it's about to happen. This kid named Kevin Graff actually got offered, and I was like, I might

Get the fuck that that's me.

You saw him do that?

I saw him do that. I either saw it or I dreamed it, one of the two. But it definitely felt real to me in that moment.

Because it's like, you know they I know, yeah, you would have loved it.

And like two years after I was at Michigan, that's when Will Ferrell was doing all his skits.

Oh yeah, Will, Will snoop, and I heard that Pete would bring all these slips to practice because he was yeah, He's like, it's the same thing when guys have when there's pretty girls at there that like you just nobody wants to fuck up. She was like, I'm gonna bring all these like sluds around. So the people like try hard. I mean not that they weren't anyway, but he was like, why don't we We have the advantage of having and they want to be there.

So why not make it as competitive as post?

Totally, no fucking doubt. And so did you are you? What's your association with Seattle? Pete Carroll went there? A you live there?

So I grew up there from Yeah, you said something.

About living in Arizona too and Glendale.

Yeah, I just went there for a couple Uh as well so that my dad that was where he moved around to, gotcha, So grew up in Seattle, moved to La Defend. Yeah, and uh two thousand and one, went to LA to go to college and then I've just been out there since. So graduating.

No.

Five started standing up in two thousand and seven, and then but Pete went to Seattle. So that's why it was such a big you know, I mean a lot of sc people were bummed. They were like, he's slipping out the back door, fucking whatever. You know. The timing was wild, but also he wanted.

A perfect movie.

Perfect you got to make those movies I think.

I don't want to say I don't think he knew what was going on, but I think. I mean, he's a fucking rock star of a human. So whether he knew or was like, I don't want to know, but the opportunity was. The timing makes it look bad because he wanted that type of a situation as far as like you know, president and then like co you know, like where he could have a lot of say in control of the team. He went to go somewhere we

And then you realize he's seventy, Like he's so old.

There's no signs of his age, but he was out there and rips.

It around too that I heard he was like he'd be in team meetings like back to get the basketball, hoop out in the basketball. I just have fun.

And that's what's interesting about Like his coaching style was now Mike McDonald is such a like militant, like we

Also give the ball to Marshall on Lynch at the Gold Yeah roll that.

It's wild that dude. I'll never I think time does heal a little bit. But like that'll that'll be my

It was pretty confident. You never know, but like we just felt fucking good.

Dude. We're like, boom, he's in a boom and we were injured as fuck, dude. As I've got to know some Hawks, like Dude Sherman in that game against the Packers that we I mean, how do you win that had you know, a dislocated I think elbow or hyper extented elbow. Cam Chancellor had fucked up knees, Earl Thomas had some rib shit. Jeremy Lane ends up breaking his arm after he picked Brady like two plays later. So like we were depleted, dude, but then we were up

Dude.

You throw that shit low dude, right if we're talking about don't you know?

Yeah high for sure. You saw on the Thursday night game last night.

Yeah dude, yeah, dude, I mean, but but that is and again getting into some Hawks and what they've told me about they go that that ended it, dude, that broke the locker room. Dude. It was Doug Baldwin told me, he goes if we won that, he goes, we were so tight, he goes. We were so tight, dude.

And you had all these guys. I mean they'd only paid a few guys.

They had so many young d players on their rookie contracts, which is why we you know, that's what the look of the draw, right, you get these groups where you're like, fuck, did we got beasts for a while for Free and Doug was like, dude, we were all like, oh, if we win this, we're running it back. We're winning three. And he's like, there was no doubt in our mind. He's like, there's no doubt in mind mind, our mind,

That's crazy? Yeah?

And and and and they're just you know, not doing your job, like everybody's like, dude, Marshaan, I think I saw on some pot. He was like, you just want to be able to do your job and help the team. I was like, and you didn't let me do that, like you know, like that's that's what I was there for.

Literally one yard you can just tell, and he was a part of him died that day. Yeah, oh is that?

Oh? Oh so, And just to just I guess, you know, fill in the blanks on how sad that was, because every Seattle sports fan has their own version of like you know, and like now you can talk about it whatever, but like without crying. I mean I cry when I get off the bus, for sure.

But but all fifty people that were in this room, bro, I had friends.

I hadn't seen him probably eight years. Good friends. How good are they? You haven't seen him in eight years? But but uh, you know, we talk a lot and didn't even say goodbye. Just fucking everybody left. I'm not even joking. I were my best friends. It set oh up. You know. I wasn't going to see him for another four or five months. No turning around like dude, what the fuck I'll call you later, none of that. Just he pieced out. I turned around at one point he

Crazy? That's that's sports?

Yeah, it is, That's what it is. What do you have an equivalent in any career?

I mean, we got destroyed in the Big tenle bring. I mean we got destroyed. They hung up, they hung over seventy on us. Three different running backs ran for like two hundred yards. It was like Melvin Gordon, James White downy ball.

I was.

That was our senior year. We had seven fourth quarter comebacks that year. We were ten and two going into that game. And Ohio State was banned that year for the tattoo stuff. I want to say Penn State, they were in trouble that year. They Yeah, this was when it was happening. We played, We played that that week that the same dusky stuff all came out. We went

What was that that game set Bro?

That's like demoralizing, Yeah we were, Yeah we got kill.

Look at that forty two in the first half. Yeah, you're getting forty two to ten in the at halftime. It's like, what do you even say in the locker room?

I mean, that's not insurmountable, but it's it's it's it's I mean, you guys tell me, I mean I.

Know forty you know the games that's you asked what kind of memory takes you to a spot like that? Like I think of that game so I.

Only played football up until sophomore in high school. I was offensive and defensive line, and you know, so we got to I got to play a few you know JV but like and we suited up freshman for a varsity game that they like, you know, destroyed. So we went into the end just to fucking you know, get some reps. But definitely always got to shoot up and go to the games. And was up, you know, on the sidelines for a game where it got blown out, and like, yeah, it felt like people were you know,

We played Ohio State twenty thirteen, I believe it was, and I think the final score was like forty two forty three or forty two forty one, and we had the ball last and our coach pretty Hill goes, hey, when we score, we're going for two. We're ending this game. So we go down and we scored, and we went for two, and our quarterback threw it right to the right to the defense and it was over brutal.

What the fuck I know that was?

That was one of those like straight back to the house case of Ham's Light just found them as fast as you possibly can numb the pain. Yeah, eat emotionally, it's a horrible feeling. Yeah, there was a big fist fight that game too when a State guy got ejected.

How close is the football locker room on a hole? Just everybody? Is it clickie like anything?

Or it just kind of depends on what kind of team you have.

College is over one hundred people on that football team, hundred players everybody, No, you know everyone, but it's like it's there's definitely like tears like people it's high school quarterback. I mean like yeah, like the offense line always. The offense line traditionally is like the best group of guys to be around, the the most humble. They hang out

Let's go. It's a nice little deal going to the Titans game on Sunday pump.

Yeah, yeah, how do you feel about it? Colts?

I mean I haven't been following either. I mean Flag Jordan on the Wizards.

He just threw touchdowns, but they lost right to the Jags. Either way, it's like the Giants feeling.

What's that the Giants?

No, the lost of the Jags. The Colts lost to the Jags. But Flacco man doesn't.

Get enough credit, doesn't does not when the Ravens, right, Yeah, with the Ravens.

Speaking of raven that's obviously you know Stavros. Yeah, dude, his clips on the raven every game, so he is on Instagram every single winner loss. He does a whole video. He has a big Joe fla guy. He's so fucking funny. Have you seen these? No, dude, you got to look it up. We don't obviously have volume, but he does these, Oh yeah, these hilarious videos sports guys.

Something about Joe Flacco, you know, but something because Ravens. Yeah, Ravens just won in overtime and Flacco had a good game, so he was still referring to like Jack Joe Flacco through for three fifty.

Yeah, because the raven The Ravens and the Bengals last week went into overtime like yeah, five touchdowns and so and at the end estaffish is like murdering the Bengals. Who day oh who days one and four?

Yeah, they're just going off on Ravens near that w by the way.

That's funny, dude, super funny.

Another guy got to know on the fully Loaded fest.

You know.

Another reason why it's like and he I think is gonna do one of our doctor for live theater shows. Late night they had one of the uh we're at the Hall of Fame and can I think and where we were staying. The whole after party where the buses were had like uh pool and just all this just a dope hang big you know, Bird just goes to the Nines with like the post show hanging. Then so Burton Stop was uh and I heard just in the pool just smoking blunts and drinking and just like bullshitting

You know?

And then uh, so that's why I got to know Stop just like in the point that and just you know, but yeah, he's I didn't know he's a sports guy. That's awesome.

Has there ever been a guy in comedy? This is kind of like a dumb, cheeky question, but has there ever been a guy in comedy that, like, you thought, I'm not gonna like this guy just based off his comedy, and you meet him, You're like, I fucking love this guy.

I'm sure because everybody's judged a book by its cover, no question.

But I've also asked you who you hate, so I'd rather switch it up you who you like?

Yeah, tell you well, I mean, let me give you who do I think? I not wasn't gonna like him, and did well, not that I was gonna like. But when I uh, Todd Berry is super quiet and shy, you know, Todd Barry is not to pull him up right now? Yeah, I mean, it's just a fucking super fun comic, just real quiet and shy and kind of like snarky and snappy and and he's just one of the nicest guys. But yeah, he's fucking.

Count professor Xavier.

Yeah, who do I like? I mean, dude, I mean, Santino has been my boy since we both started.

Uh he did bad bad friends. Yeah, you did it's my favorite podcast we've ever done.

I totally I'm not gonna say why, Yeah, there's another way for me to say that quicker, but yeah agreed. Yeah yeah.

Solid in his clips too, with the uh, what's her name, Bobby, what's her last name? Yeah, Bobby, the clips that are going around with him and her on the golf course all off or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he crushed that. Yeah, Bobby is It's so funny when they Bobby was the first guy I went on the road with for about three years and opened for and really just showed me out you're supposed to be as a headliner and just was so generous and funny and and uh. And then he was like, I think me Andrew gonna start a podcast. I was like, oh god. I was like, get ready to buy a second house. I mean, they're you just knew their energies together, a.

Million subscribers before like one hundred episodes.

And and Bobby and they both had kind of significant followings, and then just mashing them.

Together was dude Bobby on Mad TV back in the.

Day, lable unreal.

He does not get enough credit for that and so long ago, and he's now like in this new phase of his career. But like, and he still gets love from that. I think people still they're still fans. Yeah, totally, but yeah, he was a brilliant sketch actor. Dude.

Yeah, Will Sasso was a Mike McDonald was that his name?

Stewart just texting with him yesterday, Dude, Mike is unbelievable.

Dude.

When I would go home, there wore either be Comedy Central on and that should be playing or c MT with like Duke's Hazard. Yeah, it was like the two things are always on. And I thought that ship was so I thought a rival destinel.

Honestly, I was a living color guy. That was like really with Jim Carrey Jimmy Fox watching pull that ship up, Pull it up. Yes, this was a Fox sketch show that came on after The Simpsons, and I think it was a maybe pre mad TV. Dude, it's Jamie Fox, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayne's uh keenan I everywhere look at that, David Allen Greer, Tommy Davidson, bro look into it. Holy shit funny. That was what made Jim Carrey and Jamie Fox.

Dude, Yeah, that's the kind OF's the character he did name.

Freer Tomilow and she was a workout girl.

And she goes and you know, Jim Carrey flexible as fuck. Fire Marshall, Bill, let me show you a shoon. Time he do this character, you go fire prevention safety, and so you go like, let's just say every sketch was like, let's just shay. You're going into the kitchen. You want to make a piece of toast, you put the pieza Brennan and the electrical charts goes off, and then then all of a sudden, he's just burning, like his hands just on fire. He goes sow. You call the police.

No, No, not at all, not at all.

We're obviously big into sports and stuff like that, but just talking to comics in general, like you starting the show and just talking about flexing the creative muscle, your creativity, the way you're getting all that stuff, like all that's fascinating. So it's awesome to hear those types of things.

Yeah, it's a who's this guy, William Montgomery?

William Montgomery's.

Is he pretty much?

Just? Yeah? I mean he's pretty. He's pretty mellow off stage. Actually, yeah, he's kind of. Yeah, he's pretty mellow.

Who's the cat that's always paid It's a heightened character I.

Think for the stage for sure. But he's a pretty he's a pretty sweet guy.

Said again, who's the guy that's always pacing around? He just he rambles the entire time on kill Tony.

Oh, Casey Rocket, Casey Rocket. Yeah, what's his gig?

What's he?

Was?

He the same guy? Off?

No, pretty chill, I mean a little. I mean, every this is a thing, man. It's like people like you know, young, it's like you just want to find finding having a thing on stage, you know, it's and finding your voice is such it just does take time. But but that is a version of who they are for sure. I mean but not everybody is, you know. I mean I would hear that Robin Williams was that way on and off stage. You know who was fucking my guy growing up for sure? But yeah, cams and beast. What what

Bro?

Just always this season is a wild deal.

It's all no downtime.

Huh, Well there's like there's downtime, but there's always like this delusion in year that's like how can I just be.

One percent better?

Yeah?

Always, or in my free time would be like we had a Madden League going on in the locker room, so we'd just be playing video games.

Were always big on Nintendo sixty four.

It's got to decompressed somehow, right, Yeah.

Too, Yeah, and that was always like we were actually talking about streaming today and it's like my game. I don't know if you're a gamer at all. Yeah, Like I was big too and sixty four and then really after that it kind of shut down. I dipped in my Tone, Halo a little bit and other games, but like that was we actually brought that back twenty eighteen and Will came to the Titans. Yeah, we had the n sixty four hooked up in between every between practice

Yeah.

Did you guys bond right away when you met?

Yeah?

I think like that's where you met, Yeah, on the Titans.

Yeah, there was a we we played against each other in college. Yeah, and then when you were at the Redskins, we played my my second year year, third year twenty fifteen.

No, that was my it was my second year because by the time we crossed paths on the Titans, like that's my second start, got you.

But when you played against each other, you didn't like, you know, did you chat like postgames.

Hey, good to see you out here, Like a couple of white boys're surviving, right, And you.

Always remember a white guy named Compton, like you always remember that always anytime you kind of go past. But when he when Will was a free agent he came to the Titans, there was either a tweet or an article. I can't remember. I always say article, but I might be wrong. That was like based on Will Compton's social media and Taylor just in the media and the antics he does, like they're they're going to be best friends.

And then I saw I saw Taylor get a little gay cup of coffee and then we bonded.

Over something yet hazel coffee, and I was like, you drink flavor coffee?

And I was so defeat.

I poured it out right there. I was just trying to make such a good first impression.

You hate when you see flavored. Lucy's too soon. Wait the that's cool that the media basically announced your uh you know, uh friendship before you.

Yeah yeah, and then yeah, OTP is. The first podcast we did was the official Titans podcast, like they were just kind of starting it and they wanted me on I was like, I'm bringing Will. It was like, what a weeking annoying each other. Yeah, so we.

Would have this thing called first podcast.

Yeah, we would have a thing called Breakfast Club. It'd be me, Will and Mike Campanero and Mike was also new to the Titans, and they were all laughing about something and I was like, hey, I want to laugh we're we're talking about And we would just talk about podcasts like congratulations the Avonn's.

Uh yeah, I'm a fan of you guys.

Man.

Yeah, my principal was a raccoon. Now it's my deal.

That's your theory.

What a unique individual. By the way, there's any brain.

Another guy since I started comedy, since he started and always so always so funny, same guy. I mean, he's definitely become more of a caricature character. I mean he's he's just leaned heavy into but he but that's who he is, right and like when he says wild she liked that, Like man, he and I I'll never forget this.

To Uh, you know, it's becoming like that roganesque style where he's getting these massive things.

About cocaine. Right, like that broke the Internet for a day and a half. Honey, Yeah, you brought up a little guest on Bad Friends. MGK you a.

Fan, Oh yeah, huge fan of Yeah, my wife. He I'm you know, jelly Roll, and I've got to become good buds and he's I'm just biting my time. He's trying. That's somebody's trying to help get me on the Phil Show. Because he said getting on Bad Friends was even kind of a you know, a big ass because he's I don't want to say he's not he said he wasn't like shy, but he just you know, has hasn't done a lot of that stuff. M trying to get m yes interesting and my wife is obsessed and interesting.

Yeah, but he's saying that because jelly we're trying to get MGK on the bus too. But yeah, jelly Roll is a prime example of just being kind and just yes.

It's like again dude, and again you go it's it's not it's not tough to fucking be like when people are going, I can't believe you do all this ship and you're so like, you know, like he's so nice, like yeah, dude, because he was that way before and he's just now like, yeah, you get to do more shit and you know, and then you have more people to help you balance it out. But like he treats

Him like it's breakfast, dude, like it's breakfast.

Yeah, and just not even affecting him, like I mean, but you know, great pipes. His new album drops and I think like a week or project.

Yeah, this product.

So if you're listening to this episode now, Jolly Rolls album is out.

Go get it. He sent me a sneak peek.

It's fire. Oh it's unbelievable, dude.

Yeah he is did he is.

He's one of a kind.

He is all time. I had a couple of high school buddies that I got I asked them for tickets to their show, and he hooked it up like not just I was like, bro, you can get them nose like you get them someone on the outside, like just a couple of tickets. He looks them all up, gets the backstage. They're smoked, they're smoking with them, and my boys are so hype, like, bro, Jolly Rowse the coolest dude of all time. And I'm just thinking about stuff like he really is Is there anything nice?

It looks so fucking yeah. I can't believe it.

Is there anything more uncomfortable than then hit one of your boys up about your like boys from back home, be like, hey, could they get tickets to X, Y and Z. I feel like every time it's uncomfortable.

Well, I have friends that have I got certain friends that I'm like, dude, ude that will still pay. And then I get mad and I go, dude, I told you you've got and they've gotten free tickets from the whole time I've ever been you know, seventeen years or you know, I guess, uh eleven years of headlining but

Yeah, I was like the best. That's where like nothing worse than telling the coach.

Now, probably it totally. And he was a basketball coach, to which which I still don't played. So then he would give it to me like if I fucked up, play be like, so I don't have a script for this fucking play at him, right, you.

Know, like.

Let's go, so go Yeah, everything, you know, I take it, But uh, but what was I saying to that? Uh we're talking about.

Before that short term memory smoking weed. It's gone, FU, dude, you're out, that's done.

What else you guys got up there these all the queer talk.

Do you feel like you're more of a best should we go, best Halloween decorations, yest pies, best soups, tear talk?

Is this great?

Okay?

Best soup? Well?

Real quick, I want to do a traveling reality show or a buddy of mine finding the best soups in almost like a what do we call it, soup chasers? Almost like Tornado chasers, but yeah, because there's a list, there's a website we found with like the top fifty soups at the places, and we're basically going around to find those things we don't know. We have like six

Hold on, hold on, okay, some parameters on this.

Yeah, this is tear talk where this is a whole section of it. So you're to start at three. You're if you have more than three and you want to give an honorable mention, you're more than welcome to. You're gonna start a three pints, a picture of why you love that soup, that dish, then go to and then obviously the last one will be your your number one, give it. Make it suspenseful though, and you don't have to go first.

Well, please, no.

To what.

Now here's a question real quick. This does chili and chowder kind of soup?

Chili is a chowder? Is a soup?

Okay, that's all I really chili is not a soup? Then maybe I'm not ready. Chili was going to be in there, you know what.

To me, it's not a soup because the consistency is too thin. But now, but it is it does have soupy qualities.

Yeah, it's soupy soup asque.

I'll give it to you. It's your show, it's your bus, all right.

So let's just let's just take a moment so I can just think for a second whether chili is okay, okay.

Take your time, sound it out.

Go ahead, go ahead, all right, we should take a few minutes.

My Tier three is gonna be chili, And I know has to do with consistency based on what sure I'm just put up on the Google there. But chili is one of those things that if it's at a backyard barbecue, it just amplifies everything. It takes everything of an us. Now that stale bread, these stale even hot dog buns now have a taste, and you're gonna take one of those buns, you're gonna dip, You're gonna really truly enjoy it. So many different varieties and ways to make it. I

Wow?

Really you're just having some lobster bisc and it's incredible. My tier one, my god teer is clam chowder.

I think clam chowderol.

There's so many ways to eat clam chowder. You can have it. You can have it with just salt and pepper. You could throw some Dabasco sauce in there if you're crazy, put some crackers in there, have a little bit of texture.

Hey.

You know what's even more wild. You can even have a bread bowl and the bread bowl has some clam chowder in their best clam chowd I've ever had in my life. Also was an anarbur Michigan, second place San Francisco. But that at the hotel we used to stay at it's now called the Graduate. It they had a clam chowder. They had a recipe for like fifty years that only the football players could have and they would have pictures Friday nights before games. And we had one guy, Elliott Mieler,

The bread bolt is phenomenal, game fucking change dude, it is. And you can't put any super in a bread bull huh. And I've always said that you can't put a super in a bread bull. You can't put any soup in a bread b oh. Yes, yeah, it's uh like tomato. All right, I'll give you my beef and cheddar.

Hold on, So once tear talk is over, we all go around the room and everyone gives one word to describe how they feel about the other individuals. Tier talk.

Yeah, yeah, yam yam, yum, yam um.

All right, jack omgram with you warm.

Great.

Kay soupy.

That was a a special breakdown, dude. That was I now want to have that lobster bisk.

It's incredible.

And you're saying the caramel uh touch on top, caramel touch. There's a caramel note, caramel note. What do you think You're more prestigious about your soups or your wines?

By far my soups.

I'm not a wine guy, not with that attitude.

No, yeah, all I've been to NAPA done, I've done it.

It's not I'm you're not You're not this guy. No, you're not the It's got some wheat things.

To play that game for a moment, but truly, the taste of wine to me does nothing for me.

No, you're a hard a guy, hard alcohol.

Yeah if I was, Yeah, yeah, tequila is my number.

He's a hard ar guy.

Yeah, funny will funny dude. That's Tonice Dorito's joke of the night.

That's me and my wife in Napa.

Actually, let's go.

You guys are a horrible thank you.

Yeah, from Canada.

She liked the stash.

She loves it, loves it good for you.

Yeah, she loves it because it is Uh Yeah, I feel like you without the stash. I've only known you with it, So I don't think Sherman about to fucking photoshop that out.

You better take that off.

She's from Canadall Park.

British Columbia. Awesome, right above Washington.

Right above, dude, that's a good part of the woods.

She's actually mentioned Washington as a place that we might live someday, and I said there's no chance because I would just live in Koloonna have a part time place there.

Yeah. Do you guys love it here?

Yeah, yeah, it's awesome.

Yeah, love it here.

I've really grown to love four seasons be in Arizona. I used to think four seasons.

Hey, Taylor is becoming a four seasons.

Yeah, I've grown to love it. Actually when I tell you that a couple days ago, right, yep, there's something exciting about Like, so this weekend was like eighty two degrees. The last two days has been like seventy four to seventy five. And that is something that you're like, bro, it juices you the fuck up.

Then November you'll get like fifties forties, but not crazy. Now your winters get a little whild.

No, not not here. You'll get like a three week cold snap where it's just insane. The whole town shuts down because there's two inches of snow.

That's fine, that's also awesome.

Yeah, it's fun.

It's a fun time. I hate the snow. I will say that, I'll stand.

Ten tos on that you love Hazel coffee.

It was a mistake.

I made a mistake, all right, said you were a mistake. I was actually want to talk about it because everyone's made a mistake. Only some have been a mistake, Okay, and I talk about that book chapter five, An abortion baby can still have a dream. All right, Uh, let's go French onion soup. I was in Prague, Nice, I went to Prague, was studying broad in London. My mom came out. We went to like poland we was in

Right.

Uh. Some people are like, dude, I want the soup to buck and burn off my burn the herbs off. No, man, I wanted to just kind of soothe, like just immediately make me feel comfy about where I am in my life. And that's what that first spie the French onion soup did.

Michigan just lost to them. Yeah, but go on, not about me your show.

That you could get bread bulls.

It is crazy that they beat you guys.

Yes, sorry, dude, you're a piece of ship for the way.

What team was at that? What dub team was at the that.

The one the one that played last week? Yeah, yeah, who's a sports fan?

Not you? Not a college football fan as much. When I left sc it drops, Yeah, I went from do you.

Know who won the National Championship last year.

Yeah, I went to it.

You did, Okay.

I become friends with Harbor now through fuck it. He is the fucking man. Dude, pull up Harbor and Doctor Phill. There's a picture as he came to a Doctor Phill Live show.

No we didn't.

Yeah, dude, and I was gonna pull him up.

There is right there. I was gonnaull him up on stage. Oh he loved it.

The middle fingers so funny, just as Doctor fill.

Wild and we now have like merch with all that ship. It's just fucking I should have brought you guys some ship. Actually, well, if you're around, I'll I'll send you guys some ship.

Uh.

But he uh, my my buddy Julia White, who played Erkele, his wife is tied to the Chargers and so uh, he was at the wedding and we just started shooting the ship and I was like he gave an impromptu speech where he was kind of.

Like you guys have a fucking grab marriage by the balls.

And fucking and was so funny. And I went up to him. I was like, bro, that was unbelievable. He's like, oh, thanks, man, Well you know, and he's like you know, just a big kid. And I go, I go, dude, I go, you know, I'm a just you know, I'm giving you just the comedic praise. And he's like, oh, you a comedian. I go, oh, yeah, yeah, but that's not what I'm saying. I was watching through the eyes of a of a of a professional funny and you know, you ripped it.

Man.

I was like, what do you do?

Oh?

It was the trainer for the Seahawks and now you dubbed for the last twenty five thirty years. I go, get the fuck out of here. He starts telling me unbelievable stories. That's why I tell you. When I knew about the Hawks being injured for that Super Bowl, he went down the list. I was like, I go, man, white suit, I go, were you there? An Azy immediately went to that was like, what was it like from

Let me just say this, dude, first of all college football fan.

Yeah, growing up, went to up games all time in high school, went to SC obviously like wild and for about five six years after was stuck in college football, really a loose profan. And then you know, he came up to Seattle and it was like that kind of got me reinvested the home grown Seahawks. I was all about, you know when we lost the Super Bowl in what twenty third two o five to the Steelers on some

They were they were the best team, right, But but you doub was there for a reason?

Man, that was a trying time for busting with the boys, because that was Will was Will and I were kind of enemies at that point. We did a stream and Will only wanted Michigan to lose. No why bad friend, bad friend. There's bad friend and I was being a little nasty about my fandom.

So they lost last weekend.

I've been humbled, There's no doubt about it in a big way.

So Tier two because that you dubbed games had Edmondson. You know the Husky Stadium just outdoors again cold, with the chowder bowl, Seattle, you know fall just you know the you know, seeing your your breath when you breathe, doing the fucking as a kid, doing a fake fucking do the dishes, bitch right, whatever you're saying. You know some cool old guy with a cigarette catch phrase, chowder buls outside.

Uh, just the contrast of hot and cold.

Give it to me all day. It's like when you hop into the hot tub, right and uh, you know, out of the snow you get that fucking like same thing with the chowder bowl outside. Can't can't get any better. That's a tough that's hovering into Tier one is the chowder Bowl outdoors at a college football game. Tier one, dude, Mama Ray Pudding. My mom putting her room names Carolyn. My grandpa gave her the nickname Pudding. I did a really dumb joke when she first married my stepdad. His

It, I mean, better than any Halloween night grind.

She makes her mosball soup on what's it called, just mats of ball, mots of ball soups. And so this is another passover retreat. It's just a fluffy, you know. I mean the soup is just you know, Veggie's chicken salty and then the big fluffy almost like a bread ball. You know, it's you guys would fucking love it. There's nothing Jewy about it other than it's just a fucking it's a jew soup, which is a great band name. And it's so you know, sure them, if you can

Man decent, never had the top one. And then I'm not necessarily a French onion guy.

I apologize. De Yeah wow, not a friend. Uh okay, So the chowder bowl.

You can love the chowder bowl.

Think that's a quick way to get Yeah, I was trying to. I was just trying to, you know, mix it up with the other two. But you know, I take it. Uh, the moss ball soup you haven't had, you can'tnock.

Never had it. Yeah, exactly right.

She had a bullet on me.

My word is optimistic. Wow, okay, I love you. I love your first two. I haven't tried the mots Ball. But the way you talk about your mom.

Mama, Ray, send a bucket down here, yeah, broh. Or maybe next time you guys are in Seattle, maybe if I'm up there, we do a live busting or something somewhere.

Yeah.

Yeah, bring her out and feed the tea.

Yeah.

Hopefully this episode pops off or people are in the chat are just like, dude, you guys got to do that. We'll come out and then everyone will gain, and then we'll close the show by you guys being like and then we'll be like, Will go damn right in the back. Whatever the fuck he did in his pants a couple

What's your word in the back? Sharm?

Yeah, shallum, Oh, somebody just googled Jewish catchphrases. He is on your show, home dude. Even the way he said that, like somebody was like, oh, really, you've been to a bar. Mitzvah was like yeah, man, shut on, Hey.

Sure you're doing the twisted question. Yeah you got you gotta read the twisted question, solid Mitch, Thanks Mitch, Mitch ain't won those smoke nostalgic nostalgic.

Good one, good one.

Yeah, all right, Will just came it at him. Now you gotta go reaching the ends over.

Oh no, he's gonna do his and then we'll do twisted tea and then you can Yeah.

No, we're all watching Will. Yeah. Yeah, I'm optimistic that it's not gonna be that great. Go ahead, what do you got baby? Close us out?

Honorable mention vegetable soup. Just your classic vegetable soup. I love to dip peanut butter sandwiches in it. And remember that because there's a Tier one coming here.

What was the orphanage that you grew up in Sandusky's Yep? Yeah, well funny, you're quicker than I thought you'd be. Uh wait, my Tier three vegetable soup is my Tier three. Wait, vegetables are Tier three.

That's an honorable mention, doesn't make the cut, just an honorable mention.

Oh I didn't know we got that well, I said it out loud.

I love to give a shout out to a Milio Estevez for hiss roll in mighty ducks. Two and three honorable mention. If we're gonna fucking give out some free shoutouts, let me know, dude.

My Tier three is broccoli cheddar soup. Ooh, specifically from pop Bellies over the weekend. Very good dippable soup. I'm a big dip guy. My Tier two is going to be a creamy, dreamy lobster bisk You have all the perfect words for it. My Tier one, near and dear to my heart is chili. Chili is one of my favorite meals because I love dipping peanut butter sandwiches and chili. Do you really yeah, dude, Hey, hang on, hang are you are you? Are you setting me up right now? Are you being fucking serious?

I was a guest. Can I keep telling my sorry? Yeah? So yeah, no, I know, send you up my mom. Another soup, tomato soups you'd make and fucking PB and J's, Dude,

Yeah, but I do love it. Try try dipping a peanut butter sandwich and chili. You will really like life.

But I'll think, yeah, you will really like what you taste.

Okay, big Missouri thing. Every Thursday in the cafeteria would be chili Day and you'd have a peanut butter sandwiches. Wow, dude, mix with some honey. The peanut butter mix with some honey. I'm always there, incredible Wow Mouth of Salvator.

Let me ask you, this is this tier thing, this is a thing you do. But the soup, but soup we just we stumbled on that.

Yeah, was that it was just like, hey, the three options.

So this is going to get me back to my thing about the soup show, which you know, again there's not enough time in the day for me to like do everything I want to do. But it is definitely like if you were to if you were to come to me and go, hey, uh, we got all this money, what do you want to make right now? Like show wise, that would be in the top three of things. I'd go, like the soup chaser shows.

Const you to Missouri for the chili and peanut butter.

Just but just the fact that just this is giving me even more juice to the idea because of the fact that, like, we're all taking our time with this, and it's like everyone has a soup connection.

People love soup, and it's.

You're doing the vo for the show. It's a big drone shot of fucking the States and it's and then we cut it on tailor and he just goes and he rips his stash off and goes people love soup.

Boom, and then it goes into an action packed sequence. If you guys, dip in peanut.

But peanut sandwiches whatever, we're popping Lucy's yehude, pants stains.

Yes, we'll just get Nebraska cinnamon rolls in chili.

Well that's makes no sense to anybody, makes.

None, but for your show, like chasing around Yeah right spot.

See this, Yeah, and you want that. You want that element of like, dude, how fat can we get you?

Nebraska? Nebraska makes a great corn chowder.

Another one put it on the list. Wait what the fuck is this? Oh it's a I I thought you were about to be, Like, dude, it already exists. Sorry, these motherfuckers, bro. I literally my heart dropped.

Dude, Hey, well you better make that show quick someone's gonna steal that after this episode. You got to get on this.

Yeah, I got a patent it or something.

Right, we know he's got it though, he's already been talking about on the show.

Yeah, it's already. Yeah, it's already. There's draft. I mean, right, if somebody we could go back and sue. But that sucks. You don't want to be the fucking Winklevoss twins. You want to be zucker Ber.

Yeah.

You want to be army hammer eating women for breakfast, wild dude, delicious. Oh yeah yeah the words Oh I mean you said creamy, dreamy talking about let's see. Uh, I gonna do a good word.

We'll come back to you, sir.

What you think.

Yum, we've already sorry, shirm, we've already used um.

Mmm thanks Shehrm. Fuck dipping. We come to find Shehrm knows five words.

Sounds yum, Taylor, he goes, shump, savory, savory and delicious are good.

So I can't. I gotta do a different adjective that also expresses my take your time appreciation, which I could do for that breakdown. Appropriate came to mind. But that's like that sounds like that sounds like a fucking like a gym teacher.

That's like look in the longer way too, that you can stare at.

A woman's titties. And so, by the way, I'm the pe teacher and the health teacher. Mister Suplin that was the name of our guy, definitely would like there would be young girls in the class and he'd be like, look, some of you guys are getting pregnant. That's just how

That was.

And I just I don't know, man, my mama made it much most so you can have it.

You can have but dude, yeah, the dip. Don't underestimate the sandwich dip. Dude, even this kid, this is a piece of fucking non bread, Dude, that's not the move. Is that an Ai Suim did do Ai sandwich dip and that's what you came up with. Dude.

This is why you can't always trust technology.

Man, you can't do it. You couldn't find me a fat Smucker's jelly kid with a fucking peb and j halfway down MINNESTRONI, by the way, Ministronie's honorable mention.

Shoutout of Minestrone Shadow Ministronie.

I want to see what Suman cooks up here.

I'm excited for Smokers jelly kid.

And before this.

Comes up, your guys relationship has taken so many different twists and turns. Just as this tear talk, good.

For you guys, I got closer.

Yeah, because it started was turbulent for a moment.

But so you get to you start ball busting a little bit.

You have to got to hit him and hug him.

Yeah, hit him and hug him. Internet not doing well.

I'm so excited for Shim to read this twisted question too.

Yeah, look at this, here we go Smucker's jelly It's like ice cream. The kid's dipping. What the fuck? Wait, so this fat piece of ship has soup and a sandwich and then just a pint of Smuckers jelly ice cream next to him, just in case I want to wash down my soup.

I mean this kid, I mean not too off from what I looked at.

Yeah, it sounds like fourth grade you right?

Yeah?

This is looks like just imagine that kid and a bird cost him.

Bro, actually getting kids to be on soup. Maybe a kid, uh sidekick or like that kid assistant? Look at that kid and just like a falcon? What is that some sort of centaur?

Is that a Harry Potter a mythological album?

Mythologically?

Sure? And bring up the uh that the ad read for Twisted? So I I gotta hear him. I gotta hear him.

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The question is sponsored by We'll Twisted Tea. But I heard a mountain do uh add in there? I think with your Joe Gato.

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Yeah, Joe, I love Joe and also the show man able.

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I wanted to bring that up. That's wild to me. I mean I fucking it as a kid. Yes, and uh and also I don't know they're so cool it is? Yeah, do the dude like once they got involved with the commercials have always been I mean they fucked with Westbrook for who else did they have. They had some pretty cool athletes that were really doing.

Some cool I think Sean White was a Mountain Dew guy, wasn't.

He Also the the whole Baja Blast ship them making their way to the top. Dude, once you break the Taco Bell seal and you're in, dude.

Yes, that's a Taco Bell staple.

Taco Bell has like the Mountain Dew Gordida. I mean it's like which, Yeah, Sina, come on, man does no wrong anyway.

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That shirm shere. Usually Mitch reads the twisted question and your guys rapport. This has to come from, sherm, let's come yeah.

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Well, first of all, what a fucking psycho question, sherm. Here get this off the back of a fuck one of your magic the gathering circle jerks. Well, look, twisted tea's been around for a while so, and I like to suck down a nice tea. It's got to be twisted. I don't like those normal adjusted tees. But look, lizard people have a place too. Just like when you go to the strip club and you meet one of those dancers with one leg and you go, what's your name?

So?

Crete is a is an island. I haven't been to it. Okay, I'll give you the eyes I've been to in no particular order. Okay, Uh, Hawaii, Epstein and uh Joshua Tree.

Uh.

It's not an island. But when you're on enough shrooms, you see water in places it's not. Okay. I once took a dive in a little mountain dew Coda red swimming pool. It turned out to be some period blood. So my strategy for overthrowing the established power that is the empirical tent of Rome would probably be to get a big cannon. I'm a big cannon guy. I'll give you my favorite cannons and no particular water. Uh. The cannon that was using pirates to Curse of the Black Pearl, Uh,

Uh.

Now, my strategy would be to get a cannon fire off one big Nick nickelodeon load and uh, just drench him. Slim them right, Remember the slime from back in the day, Remember slimer. Yeah, that's how I eat pussy. But I think there's something to be said about doing your best, putting one foot in front of the other, get into bed early, wake up with the sun, go to bed with the moon. Take dake well at night and night will during the day. And if you find yourself confusing

See that is uh that day of the time, that the end of the shell time.

That was incredible.

Good man.

Anybody who listens to the show off their guests about to come on, they hear the twisted question, Hopefully they don't listen to this one, because you're gonna be like it will.

Be the most intimidating thing ever come across. Again, good question. Waiting the whole time waiting for question dog, first time meeting you. Yeah, I loved every bit of every moment of it.

Has been amazing, super fun.

Man.

You guys know what you're doing. Man, big fans. Uh, thanks for asking me.

Man, it's not for part two already.

Yeah yeah, come back to fill me whatever.

If you get soup Chasers going, we demand to be part of the first season.

One bro, one thousand. Dude, you honestly, it's like again, dude, it's outside out of mind until you get a little uh you know, uh fuel on the fire. But you guys, definitely, I'm definitely gonna, you know, spend some time today farting this back up. And we got the fucking poster. I was hosting that in the middle of Tony Romo. Yeah we got yeah, we dude, that's I've never tried to Tony Roman. Well, Tony, We've got all sour soups. That's my jim nance.

Oh please please subscribe eight five stars and hey, what are you up to? What do you do next couple of weeks?

Oh? Man, I got so you know, here at Zany's this week. But I'm on the road. All my stand up dates are at Adam ray Comedy dot com. I got Cleveland coming up, San Jose, Phoenix, uh shit, and

Yeah, shout out you mom.

Appreciate you guys, thanks for being here.

That was the question.

I was like, this is I know. I was like, man, how did you guys come up with that?

Or was that like no s