Welcome to Buns and Banter, a podcast by work Busties for work Busties. Hey, I'm Lauren and I'm Alie. We're both morning show hosts for iHeartMedia. We're both millennials, and we're both trying to figure out how to build the lives we dream about, dating, marriage, career, career and being a mom. How to get through a week without crying. Welcome to Buns and Banter. We're glad you're here. Yay. There's those there's those smiles that seem so natural and yet are not. Hi. Hi. This one's
for Alan today. By the way, our friend Alan has been so wonderful. He's such an he's such a solid hype guy. I believe he's local. No, he's not all California. Oh shoe Alan, Hello, Allan flays guard. Yeah talking about hold on, we're we are like not in frame here. It's because, okay, yeah, real quick, somebody busted into our studio space and moved our chairs and stuff around. My head still cut off. Why do I have to be so tall because you are you're
a model to look like a model. It just keeps I thought I'd get away with white pants today and now I feel like I look like the step puff marshmallow man, like shoved in here like a sausage. Feels real good. What you look great? I love your outfit to know, hush, you're so kind. You know it's a personal thing. But Alan's like, okay, maybe that'll be better. If not, I'll just have to crouch. Okay, perfect. But he's been begging and begging. He's like,
when are you guys doing another podcast? I know it's been a really busy summer and we've tried so hard to keep it weakly, but it's just been impossible in some instances. Yeah, this is for you today, Alan, Yes, thank you for keeping us on task. And we've we've got some admittedly in the can because we've just we've we have a couple in the bank, so there should be some coming out to the point. But yeah, okay, yea, So Alan, this is for you. How are you?
How are we feeling? You know where I posted that's just about where I am, just all over the place. I posted just like a funny TikTok a while back, was just like I am this close, this close to quitting my job and starting and only fans who mixed reactions. I didn't know how to feel about that. Really. Yeah, some people were great. I liked it. I was like, heart one hundred percent support.
The responses that I really loved were one of my followers, Brandon. He was like, honestly, I wouldn't be able to look at it, but I support it. Oh. I was like, yes, we're asking for Some people were like, yes, get your money. I don't know why you're not like we will support you. We will like throw money at you. And then other people were like, oh my god, no. Like one guy was like, I'm not going to pay for nudity and I was like what, I don't know that I told you what it is yet and
I don't think I would be nude. I didn't say I was going to be nude, which and then one guy was like, no, don't do it. Only huge celebrities are making money on there anymore. And I was like, oh, only fans, expert or right, how do you know that keep diving into some of the contents. I guess I I'm not only fans, So I don't know is that is that like what happens there? Because I just thought it was like you put content online and people pay for
it. I know that there is nudity on there, like, but that's like America. That's every social media site these days. Yes, right, yes, yeah, So anyways, keep an eye out. Allie Mack might have an only fan soon. I'm in. And if you are a boss or supervisor or co worker, you please mind your business, mind your own baswax. Oh my gosh, oh you. I've been so ready to deep dive this with you because I had what I think was a very pivotal realization. Okay, I'm ready. You know how much I love wine. I
talk about it a lot. Yeah, I think I have to cut it out of my diet. No, what it's really gotten? So are you getting hangovers now? I mean here and there? I mean wine has always been the worst kind of hangover to me. I think a lot of people have that. It's like beer liquor. I never really have just the kind of headache that one too many glasses of wine. I'll give you right, you're always that one final glass. It's like, didn't need that. Now,
my body's not happy. It's the anxiety and I've had it in the past. It is and I've had it in the past. It's like I can talk my way out of it. I'm like, it's the anxiety. What are you doing? You know, just pump the brakes. And I don't think by any means, this conversation is an uncomfortable one, Like I have a problem. I just really enjoy a glass of wine. Yea,
but even a glass of wine now is giving me really awful dreams. So like, I have your anxious because I'm so anxious about things, and even things I didn't realize I was thinking about are just creeping out of my subconscious to the surface and it's leading to horrible sleep. Like I had two different girls nights last week, which is super rare. We went and saw the Barbie movie Nice, and we had some links. I always have wine with
these girls. And then the next night I went over to my friend's place our kids had like a little movie night, and she was like, do you want a glass of wine? Both nights, horrendous dreams about work, relationships, my future finances, like paying, paying, ping, every possible stressful thing that you would even think for a moment about was just like seeping into and I didn't sleep. I was a total Zobie both days. And I'm like, well, maybe I'm just stressed out. Maybe I'm having a
hard time, like dealing with a couple of things. When I looked at it, I'm like, every time, the common denominator is that's delicious, pinot gradio or talk me out of it. I am gonna try. Or is it just that the August blues are a real thing? I know that I'm feeling a little depressy. Yeah, we're like a couple of days into August. But for the last two weeks, I feel like mid to end July, I was riding a high. I was feeling good, feeling fresh,
feeling free. And then the last week of July hit and this week and I'm sad. Yeah, I'm just sad. I've got hard I've got no energy. I just want to sleep, And I'm just like, what's the point of it all? Oh my god? So is it the wine or is it just that we're stressed out? Summer is ending and this is a stressful time because now, like I know, your vacation time has really all kind of been now, like you have so much during the summer, we have to use it in the next couple of weeks, and you're like,
oh, I need to make summer memories. I need to make core memories. I need to make sure I'm having the time of my life. Summer is only three months and you only have like eighty summers in your life, and I know that's I'm telling you. I will absolutely plane crash every one of our happy convosts today because like, my kids are back in school in three weeks. Yeah, and I'm just thinking, like, where did it go? Did I do it right? Did I give them anything fun?
The kids going back to school, that's not like a relief, Like you're not like I get some time back. Yes, but I'm in the middle of the shopping part right now. Okay, Yeah, that's really stressed, which is stressful. The school lists have just dropped. This is Will's first year with a uniform, so I'm trying to like traverse the uniform journey and what needs to be logoed or embroidered what he can wear. So I think once all that's past, I'll feel really excited for him and Sophia to
be going. But right now, it's like, oh my god, did did I have a good summer? Yeah? And I can see like the August blues are a psychological clinical thing. I just read a whole article about that. Back to your anxiety, though, what specifically is it? Is it? What did I like? You're not it's like money in future? Okay, I'm not making enough to survive despite how hard I feel I work, and oh like I'm thirty six and I feel like I'm going nowhere.
So you're having You're having the wine and then you're having these like spirals spirals. So it's not like you're hanging out with your friends and then you wake up the next morning and you're like, what did I say? Did I offend someone? No? Okay, because I've had that in the past. Yeah, this is and it's been a very different It's been like a change in anxiety because I used to do that like you were a total shit show? What happened? Right, even if you weren't. This is more like
you are a dumpster of a human and doing nothing. I don't know if that's better, but it's like, so I don't want to say no to whine because I love it so much. I've started to like cut it with club soda. Yeah, and I think that's maybe like a little bit of a help. But it's like we're getting into the cold months. If I cannot have a nice glass of red on a December night, yeah, what is the point of living? Okay, because I was also going to see
if we could just switch colors of wine. Yeah, I'm mostly a white I know, and yeah, like a rose, I do. I'm a red girly and you don't get this. I'm a red girly. No, of course I do. But I don't need alcohol to send me into a full questioning every decision I've ever made in my life spiral. I could just be tired and do that. So maybe I need to switch colors. Well, I was so devastated to have this conversation with my own self. I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah? I do feel like it my
like mental health, little fun times creep up. Yeah, I do feel like the thing that I should do is like cut out alcohol and cut out really all substances. I usually cut out alcohol, but I don't cut out. Hey, we're coping the best we can. It's legal, beautiful, Everything everything I do is legal, and that's all that matters, and that's all you need to know. I'm gonna switch colors, That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah, just I started reading a lot again. We could just
sounds like I would miss a lot of my five am shot. I'd love to cut it. I know you are such a badass. I'm a vodka girl. I've never the last time I had tequila. Oh my god. It was like three weekends ago. I was up in the up and which is a weird thing to say, because usually it's just bush light up there. Yeah. We went to this really cute place called the Cozy. If you've ever been to I think it's in Barbow. You find yourself up there. It's right on the I want to say Saint Mary's River, Okay,
but geography is not my forte. Anyway, whenever one of the freighters goes to or from the locks, it has to sail by this and they call a ship shot. So they ring the bell when you see a freighter, and everybody in the restaurant is offered a ship shot. And so I was there with like all of Chris's family and they rang the bell. It was like, you know, eleven o'clock in the morning, and I was like, hell, yeah, I went in Rome and nobody else got one.
So he ore cute waiter brings this thing and I'm like, what is it. He's like, I'm not really sure. We usually just pour whatever we have back in there. And it was some fiery tequila not normally. I was like, oh, that would sink my ship in a second. Yeah, And I was like, oh, yeah, it would be so proud. Yeah, well, listen, I don't like warm, fiery tequila, but I do like chilled shots of fitless. I didn't even have a line. I just right into my system. But no horrific dreams that night.
Yeah. Yeah, So I've been having nightmares too. Oh god, really about what? Like? Same things? Last night? Last night I had a nightmare that like someone like one of my family members had like kidnapped a famous person and they like didn't know what to do, and they showed up at my house and they were like help me and I was like no, and then the famous person like escaped and then for some reason we thought the famous person was going to come back and murder us. Oh my god.
So yeah, really cool one to wake up too. That's an intense dream. Yeah. And the night before I had a dream that I had reconnected with two girls that I went to high school with, and one of them I got we like had a couple of drinks and like we're just talking about like why we lost touch and blah blah blah whatever. And then they both like turned on me and it was like a really weird they just like they weren't maybe not a nightmare for all people. I wasn't like being chased down
the street, but it was those were nightmares for me. You had me or reconnected with someone from high school. I was like, so okay, really quick, because we tend to be zodiac girlies. Yeah, I feel like it's the beginning of a new month. Yeah, August has just started, so maybe this is a very very astrologically active time right now, the first week of August. I feel like we need to look into our monthly our monthly horoscope. Oh yeah, that would be smart, right, Yeah.
Oh man, we got a lot of we got bull moons this month too. Yeah, remember we got those big old All right, let's see, I'm I'm on my goog because I usually have this book marked. Oh no, where did it go? So? Lauren is an aries I am, which is a fire sign. Yeah, I'm a Libra, which I can never remember if I'm an air sign or a water sign. I think I'm an air sign. I think you are because remember we got along like
right? Yeah? Okay, So in true Leo season fashion, yeah, August is going to start out with a bang because we had our full moon, the sun traveling through larger than life Leo and the moon moving through collectively conscious Aquarius. You're asked to reflect on your sense of belonging and individuality. I've been a lot of those thoughts, so you are right on, right on time. Hello. This may bring an important realization about your social circle
or a turning point in your self expression. Mars in Virgo gently links up with Jupiter and tourists, bringing some extra modi zation. Inspired action can lead to growth, luck and progress this month. Okay, all right, Oh we might learn some disheartening information this month. Who is going to bestray you? But someone in your social circle says you might simply need to review and readjust your plans. This is for all of us. This is a collective
like August for the signs. Okay, so it says though honestly, after the sixth it's an abundant and optimistic atmosphere for all involved. But you're warning this month it's easy to over commit or stretch the truth. Well, tell us something we don't know. We've overcommitted for like nine years. We're so good at it. Yeah, one of our strengths for sure. It's just supposed to be a very good time to manifest wealth. I just saw TikTok about that I could do. I could use I could use some wealth.
But we talked about manifesting. I still don't think I'm doing it right. It's tough, you know, it's tough. You have to see you have to see yourself doing something with the wealth. Yeah, Like you just have to think about how you would feel and what it would be. Do you ever think about like the person you'll become like every day, like who you'll be at thirty five, or like who you'll be at forty fire? Thank
you? It's like already passed there, or like I'm thinking who I want to be at thirty five, who I want to be at forty Who I want to be at forty five, who I will be at fifty And manifesting I feel like it is just putting yourself in that person's shoes, as if you're already there and just showing up as that person. Oh you know,
that's very like think they're on point. I like that, think about who you want to be, think about who you're going to be, and then just start showing up as that person and that's manifesting really so like for you, you are a mom of to Like at forty, I just want to live in a house that has kids around and can provide experiences to my children. Yeah, which I think tends to center around money, but money to do those things. It blows my mind that you don't think that you're already
that woman. You are that woman. I don't think so. Oh my gosh, you're like I appreciate that. Wow on my in my circle or atmosphere, you are the mom that gives her kids all of the experiences you just you within the last week alone, your kids have been to a splash pad visiting your parents. You guys went as a family and did a family ice cream outing yesterday. You brought your daughter to a really bougie pool with your friends out to my friends Sunday. Yeah, like that's within the last
five days alone. That's like three experiences. Like some people don't even get that in in a month. Well, thank you, all right, see yourself, Like you're hard on yourself, though I am too. I think that's I was going to say. I think that's a fair trait to say from both of us. It's part of us being driven. But I do like looking ahead at the five year you. Yeah, I think it's a
really good idea, right, and try not to overcommit. God, we're just giving away so many gems of wisdom today, so many gems of wisdom. Thank you, thank you. Like if we were going to manifest winning the mega millions one point two five billion, which I will admit I had to look up how much a billion was, it's one thousand millions. Ah, oh my god? Does that not blowing? It? Does? I've
never known or thought of it like that. Neither have I, but I I and I feel like it is difficult for us, you know, regular peasants, the great unwashed, to really comprehend what any amount of money over a million, like even comprehending a million. I can sort of do it because I'm like, I feel like I could spend a million fast, like
buy half a million dollar house. It's gone right there. Yeah, yeah, you know, half of it at least buy a couple of cars, right, and then you're you're like land and all the things that seem like it's important to have with money, right right, So, but a thousand millions let make you hate people like Jeff Bezos? Is it absolutely messed up that I'm like I could spend a thousand millions kind of quick though, like I kind of get white elon, just kind of lights it on fire,
like you my god? Yes, no, but like who would you Who would you be if you were a one point two five billionaire? I'd be somebody with like secret entrances to my fancy house. But honestly, honestly, because I'm a huge believer in karma, as are you, I think we would both be far more philanthropic than we realize. I'm quitting my job oh hundred percent, so sorry. I'm hiring a chef too. I'm never attempting to cook again. Yeah. See, I think that passion projects would just
become like my way of life. Yeah, Like I would just want to I wouldn't want to have my own stuff though. See. That's where I think the billionaires go wrong. They create their own companies and they want to do their own That's too much responsibility for me. I don't want that much responsibility. I just want to float from animal shelter to animal shelter, helping out, you know, like those are the types of things that I want to do. Yeah. I do want a house with like an entire backside
that has just windows and overlooks water. Somebody. I want one of those everywhere, right Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like different coast, maybe every continent, like my Aspen, also like my money Carlow, but also maybe something in Iceland. See Aspens too bougie for me. I don't know if I would like Aspen, but we'd be secretive. We wouldn't have to even be with the famous people because we'd probably be richer than they are. Yeah, because I don't want to. I don't want to associate with other
No, I don't want people to know that I'm rich. Oh no, no, no, that's the first The first thing you do when you win the Mega millions is you hire a lawyer and a financial advisor and don't tell anyone and immediately cancel your phone number. Yeah, because then you know where to put it, and your lawyer knows exactly what the legal standing of you actually having to say who you are, because who was it somebody? I think that when in Detroit did it, but they put it into a trust.
Trust, so you never knew who they were. Right, Yeah, we're ready, mega millions. We already know how we would do it. Alan. It was actually messaging me about this not too long ago. We were talking about trusts and how you can leave the money to your family, like because it dies with you, like if you take the monthly payments. Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, if you take the monthly payments, it dies when you die. Like it's not transferable. So that's why a
lot of people take like the lumps up. You know, it's it's much less money, but you have to like set up some sort of trust so that it keeps going into the trust. I don't know, it was explained, but a problem that I'll figure out when I get there. That's one of those across that bridge when we get to it. Would be happy to cross that bridge. But you know, you like they have shows about people who win the lottery and the first thing they do is buy like a big
gass house, and I just I don't know. I mean, I would definitely level up a few different areas, but I quiet luxury, you know, like I'm never no actual rich. People are rich, and that's exactly what I think I would want to be if I won the lottery, is that you wouldn't be able to tell how rich. I was like, I'm not walking out of the house and head to toe Fendy or product. I'm still walking out in my Casco pants. Exactly, yes, exactly, Yes,
we'd be such a great billionaire. So humble, nothing but modesty, Like if anyone you know is considering this, we are applying. I don't know where you sign up, but here is our verbal agreement, and you can make the payments out and send them to me via my only fans. We can all make this happen. Either wouldn't even be nudity. We could like dress you in a hundred dollars bills in different ways. I think people
would totally subscribe to that. Yeah, okay, I'm dying, okay, dying to know you had simply mentioned to me in passing in the bathroom about the bathroom. Okay, I have known nothing more. So this is a thing. I don't do this, but my co host on my morning show does. And when I heard about this, I was like, you're crazy, You're crazy. You know when you go to a public restroom and there it's the toilets, and when you flush, it's like the stick, the
lead, the lever that sticks out from the side. Yeah, and you use your foot obviously, right, Like that's how you any time if there's a lever in general, like I use my foot. He uses his foot to flush regular toilets in like hotels. I have done that. No, I done it. It depends on the hotel. But there have been some seedier places I've stayed where I'm like, I don't think my hands should touch that. And I have. It's hard too, because it's like the lever
against the toilets. You've got to have like toe action. Yes, but he does it all the time. Yeah, And I'm bringing it weird to do right out. So it used to be that the the remote control or the clicker the TV remote in a hotel room was the dirtiest thing in there. Yeah, And now it's actually the flusher. They they've they've reworked the data and it's actually the flusher on the toilet, and I'm I'm like,
how is that possible? And then he said that he put his foot on that, and I was like, oh, it's because of you, it's because of germophobes like you who are walking around everywhere with your little feet and then putting them on the toilet, Like that's why it's so disgusting. But you don't think like, why wouldn't they get sprayed down? Well, that's a whole that's a whole other issue. I mean, you're right, I'm
not. You know, it makes me grossed out to think I stayed at like a New Orleans hotel and somebody walking around on Bourbon Street was flushing with their foot, right, that business on it, right, But we wash our hands after we go to the bathroom, right, yes, so we can touch gross things and then flush the toilet because we're washing our hands. I'm not doing that in a public grassroom. I'm not grabbing that lever to do that. Right. Also, at work, we both use our feet.
Well it's a lever, right, If it's a lever, we're gone. Yeah. I mean I've done it like maybe twice in a hotel bathroom all the time. Seems like they don't ever want to touch a flusher again. I mean, honestly, it just never occurred to me to use my foot on that type of flusher. It takes some serious like yoga flexibility.
I've fallen doing it because it's like, are you okay? I was like, if she's trying to flush and he in the same reaction, He's like with your foot, and I was like, to be fair, man, I don't even want to take my shoes off in this hotel room, so no, I'm not touching anything. Yeah, when we were d gens in college, there were there were some moments where we were like pukin in public, Oh sure, bathroom and one of them, this one really grosses me
out. And it's not to say that this place isn't clean, it's just not something that I would ever want to do sober or just ever do again. But like the Griffins game, there were a few instances where we were overserved dollar beers and dollar hot dogs. Oh no, And this wasn't me, but my friend I. We couldn't find her, so finally we like checked all the bathrooms and she was literally like laying on the floor in the
stall at a hockey game at the arena here in town. When I think about that sometimes and I'm like, you couldn't pay me to lay down on the floor of any arena. Or venue or concert well, and like sometimes that stuff happened when we were Wow, and I think about the leather jackets we used to wear, like that was our going out. Yeah, you wanted to be warm but also look cute. It was a leather jacket. Yeah, we weren't washing those leather jackets. And like the places those leather
jackets have been and touched and I don't even that's a good point. I don't even know how you like fabreathe it. And then we were like bringing them back into our rooms and like hanging them up with our clothes or just like throwing them on our floors and throwing them over chairs, or it's just like so dirty the things. Right, you think about now when you have a decade plus after college, you're like, I must have immunity to things
I don't realize. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were done at Rosa Parks Circle the other day for the ice cream challenge, and Sophia, my two year old, is so obsessed with that like vapor fountain they have down there. M mmmmmmmmmm. She climbed right up there to take a look inside, and her whole front end just slid right over some fresh bird poop. She got on her hands and her shirt and I was like, you know
what, this was a five dollars target by. We are going to go ahead and just toss that because I literally can't even think about trying to watch that and put it back on your body. No. Yeah, no, there's some things you just have to kiss goodbye. Avian germs are special, special, so special, they travel, they have all sorts of who could know. I'm just yep, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of things you learn about germs with children. It's shocking, and I'm like, you
know, sometimes it is as disgusting as things that happened in college. M did you see leprosies on their eyes? Short? I mean how I think that was dat? Know? Off the earth? They don't know what's that called leprosy? No, like when it's taken off I'm not using the right word. Oh, not extinguished. I was trying to sound smart. It's okay, it was not taken off the earth and it's still here. I knew what you meant because it's big in Florida, right, not extinct,
But I know what you're talking about. Eradicated, eradicated, thanks everybody, So it's not it's here again. It's here again, And they're not exactly sure how it's spreading because you don't always get it from just being in contact with a person. Oh, but maybe you get it from droplets yuck and like air. Yes, but you don't always get it that way, Like you don't always get it from contact with a person. But also don't don't be in contact with a person with it. Oh my god, and it
is I want to say it is curable. Sometimes it takes up to two years to cure it. Oh the bacteria, because it's like a bacteria. Is that what it is? Yeah, I know leprosy, and I've never liked dived into what's at the foundation of it, what causes it. I should fact check this. I'm just spitting something that I heard on TikTok. But then it's where most of our info comes from, so I have no problem with that. It's the new Twitter for me. That's where I get
some of my news. I tried, like, I saw an NBC article about it, yeah, and I clicked it, and then just seeing the picture, I was like, WHOA, I can't I'm not yet ready for that journey. Yeah, I was gross. I don't know when I got ska bees. Remember I do remember we had a podcast episode where I talked about my scabies and I wanted to end myself. That was so embarrassing. Pleasant you got a call everybody, Hey, I got leprosy. I hope
you weren't too close at dinner last night. Yeah, I have open source. I just a biblical disease. Got biblical and it's back. What are we I think it's time that we need we we gotta look in the mirror and we gotta figure out some of these things. We can't continue to do the things that we're doing. Obviously, No, because somebody's not working. Yeah, that's not a modern disease that we're supposed to be dealing with. Again. No. One of my core Bible memories in grade school Catholic school
was like Jesus being like, come to me. Leppers. Yeah that was thousands of years ago, and they no, one don't want to get it. But that was in Florida Surprise Prize. But on the bright side, you can add it back into the putdowns. Lepper that's rude. Sorry, I don't know anyways, Actually I really do. And they like pull up a slate and their arms just desper and you're like, oh my god, what happened? Were you not washing your hands? How does this get brack
get away from me? Speaking of being those philanthropic billionaires that we would be. I'm getting one of those visor shields if I hit the lottery, I'm getting one of those full I want a full sit like what you see with the little tube sticking out the back, like in the Andromeda Strain. You've ever seen that or read that book? I just can't. It's like everything around you. I'm becoming more and more of a germophobe hypochondriac every day.
Yeah, I'm like, what's gonna take me? I swallowed my spit wrong the other day and I choked so bad. I was like, this is it? This is how I go. I'm home alone with my kids, are going to the call nine one one because I don't know how to eat food? Right. That is a legitimate fear of mine living alone, is that I'll choke or fall down my stairs or just simply perish and my dog will eat me or simply perish. Yeah, and I won't be able to like I should. I'm only thirty one, but I feel like life alert
should really be marketed towards a wide age group. Yes, you know, I would proudly work make it into a bracelet or an anklet. I'm fine, and we can make it cuter. It doesn't mean to I mean we can. We can keep the very obvious ones for people who need to know that, but for the rest of us, you know, just like a
little mart something to alert. I'm also never ever going to suggest any of those apocalyptic shows to you, because it's like the what will happen in the event of like nuclear fallout, And one of the first things is always the dogs will eat us because they will prefer back to their survival skills and it's like a nasty look in the future. No, I'll be friend to them. All. Yeah, you'd be like the snow white of the dog world. I think so I would die and I don't have the skill set to
survive. Most thanks, our dogs have to start advocating for us. Oh god, I'm telling you, there's one enough likes. It's shocking. It's like it doesn't in intervals. It's like twenty four hours later, seven days later, three months later, it's like, we don't stand it. I don't stand a chance they're playing Oppenheimer and the Barbie movie at the Getty drive in. Oh really, yeah, Oh, I didn't know that Barbenheimer at the drive in. I would say Barbie again, and I can't bring I
know And can you imagine a wet blanket over here? Oh my god, pinot Grigio after a nuclear bomb movie. I would have to take the next day off work. Okay, I wouldn't. I would not sleep a wink. Oh, don't threaten me with a good time