Broken Sim is back, and host Sam Tripoli finds himself under attack by an alliance of wokester comedians and anonymous online trolls. Also this week, Sam reveals that he has a secret plan for social media domination and appeals to Elon Musk to return his Twitter account. We conclude with crazy Stanford's insane language guide, AVN categories, reviews, voicemails and news! Go to www.HelloFresh.com/broken22 and use code "broken22" for 22 free meals plus free shipping! Stop throwing your cash away....
Jan 14, 2023•2 hr 34 min
This week on Broken Simulation we talk to the hottest janitors in America, and they share the story of an encounter with an angel. Also this week we talk Britney Griner conspiracy, comedy classes, and Ticketmaster's scamming ways. Support the Carper Day Team at www.instagram.com/carperdayteam. Visit www.omahasteaks.com, take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get that extra $40 off your order! Prime Members: Listen to the Amazon Music exclusive MrB...
Dec 19, 2022•2 hr 31 min
One word: Werewolf. We talk to a woman who saw a werewolf. And we believe her. Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save! Visit www.omahasteaks.com , take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get that extra $40 off your order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://w...
Dec 12, 2022•2 hr 35 min
We've got big news this week! Sam Tripoli has accepted Jesus into his heart ... and he would get to claim white if he went to prison. Also in this episode, we get into the Kanye-Trump meeting, Sam's joke writing advice, and Jordan Peterson's big meeting with Ronaldo. We also discuss the World Cup, and Sam's review of 7-Eleven's pizza. Head to www.NetSuite.com/broken to check out their special financing program! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/bro...
Dec 03, 2022•2 hr 16 min
The guys are back to talk Joe Rogan's comments about Sam, Chappelle's brilliance on SNL and his defense of Kanye West, and whether the Mandela Effect has struck again. Also this week Bigfoot Theater makes its return, and we discuss the wild world of New Twitter. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitte...
Nov 21, 2022•2 hr 36 min
Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard break down Kanye's chilling accusations, "pandemic amnesty," and how to prepare for alien invasion on this week's Broken Simulation. Head to www.NetSuite.com/broken to check out their special financing program! Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https...
Nov 08, 2022•2 hr 26 min
What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more on this week's Broken Simulation, featuring Rob from McDojolife. Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! Prime Members, check out the MrBallen Podcast on Prime Music! Check out McDojolife on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/mcdojolife ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus ep...
Nov 01, 2022•2 hr 33 min
This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli shares his desire to get a neck tattoo, and the guys discuss Chinese Police Stations in NYC, the AJ trial, and whether we should be worried about A.I. Joe Rogan. Also in this episode, Orny Adams joins us on the 20th anniversary of the documentary "Comedian," which saw him starring opposite Jerry Seinfeld in what remains a controversial role. Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! You can find Orny Adams on t...
Oct 18, 2022•2 hr 54 min
This week Sam Tripoli recalls a legendary Joe Rogan comedy set, shares a poker conspiracy, recaps his trip to Valuetainment HQ, and the guys bid farewell to Trevor Noah, looking back on his run of incompetence at the helm of The Daily Show. Also this week, Sam declares war on Jet Blue, considers his 50th birthday, and takes on Billy Eichner's ridiculous take on why his movie failed. Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! Go to www.HelixSleep.com/br...
Oct 10, 2022•2 hr 40 min
This week on Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli tells us about recording "Something's Burning" with Eddie Bravo at Bert Kreischer's house, and then shares the story of the demon-possessed child haunting his local playground. Also this week we get into the occult symbolism on Ink Master, Snowden's citizenship, and conclude with a news story that Johnny can barely read without cracking up. Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! More stuff: Get episod...
Oct 01, 2022•2 hr 22 min
This week on Broken Simulation "Big Foot Theatre" makes a return to the show, with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard endeavoring to find out how their guest, comedian Josh Wolf, soiled his pants at a recent comedy show. Also this week, Sam commits an atrocity and we have more cryptids. Go to www.HelixSleep.com/broken and take their two minute sleep quiz! Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, p...
Sep 19, 2022•2 hr 39 min
This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews. Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @...
Aug 28, 2022•2 hr 37 min
Sam Tripoli recaps his experience on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, talks about Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night in San Francisco, and then gets into more insane news on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this episode Sam shares his Just For Laughs comedy festival story and we enjoy your voicemail submissions about the times you've soiled your pants. Visit www.helixsleep.com/broken to get up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bon...
Aug 15, 2022•2 hr 17 min
Could proof that the election was fixed actually come on Broken Simulation, thanks to Jeff Hilliard, who heard it from a hooker, who heard it directly from Hunter Biden? You'll have to listen to find out. Also this week we leave another Yelp review, get into a few crazy news stories, and Johnny shares his L.A. origin story. Check out Jeff Hilliard on YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/c/JeffHilliardShow) and Instagram ( https://www.instagram.com/jeffhilliard/?hl=en )! More stuff: Get episodes ear...
Aug 05, 2022•2 hr 27 min
On this week's episode, Sam Tripoli revisits his past fights with Ari Shaffir, and the guys watch and analyze the world's funniest, worst and possibly fakest "assassination attempt." Also in this episode, we break down one of Atlanta's hottest female, cross-racial rap battles. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Socia...
Jul 28, 2022•2 hr 36 min
This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert twerker), and Sam's insane Andy Dick story. Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPC...
Jul 20, 2022•2 hr 22 min
Sam Tripoli attends Christina P's secretive birthday bash, reveals his new Guinness Book of Guinness Records record, and then talks politics on this edition of Broken Simulation. Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or ...
Jul 11, 2022•2 hr 37 min
We've got some big news on this special July 4th edition of Broken Simulation. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli continues mourning the loss of his wealth, and the guys talk Dane Cook and fast-food worker fights. Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: ww...
Jul 04, 2022•2 hr 12 min
We cover an array of topics this week, from the obese yogini employed by Gatorade, to a gay pride conspiracy, to real-world proof of a glitch in the matrix -- this one has everything! Also this week, we get into some dubious attacks on Elon Musk, Joe Biden's incompetence, and several viral videos. Oh, and we tackle listener voicemail! Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" ...
Jun 22, 2022•2 hr 26 min
Sam Tripoli encounters a time-traveling hooker, reveals how he betrayed Steve Byrne, and Bobblehead Alert returns (briefly). Also this week Johnny Woodard reads listener reviews and a few insane news stories, including one that leaves Sam depressed. The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/chann...
Jun 12, 2022•2 hr 24 min
Sam addresses the Bobby Lee/Brendan Schaub thing, plus we talk more BLM hypocrisy and how Rand Paul sank the new government disinformation board. Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @john...
May 23, 2022•2 hr 38 min
This episode is all over the place, with hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recapping Sam's experience at FloteFest, discussing Eddie Bravo's comedy brilliance, and revealing why Sam has earned the moniker "Park Defender." Also this week the guys get into Dave Chappelle being attacked, and debate whether "Fat Sam" has returned. Visit www.CopyMyCrypto.com/Broken to copy James! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulat...
May 09, 2022•2 hr 15 min
On the 50th edition of Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli ponders whether learning about a certain pizza pie shop cost him friends, and he and co-host Johnny Woodard share dueling hype anthems, before getting into some more insane news. For a limited time, new users can get $10 in free Bitcoin when you sign up today at www.Coinbase.com/broken ! Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! If you're seeking sharp...
Apr 24, 2022•2 hr 11 min
We discuss all the important issues on this week's jumbo-sized episode of Broken Sim, including pineapple pizza, Madonna's latest face, Sam getting another ticket, a recent special guest on TFH, and BLM's exorbitant spending. Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also get into Sam's recent encounter with nude street-walking "ladies." Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, ch...
Apr 11, 2022•2 hr 38 min
We take a close look at the world's biggest influencers, and invite the world to cancel us on the latest episode of Broken Simulation, featuring comedian Ryan Long. For a limited time, new users can get $10 in free Bitcoin when you sign up today at www.Coinbase.com/broken ! If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simu...
Apr 04, 2022•2 hr 23 min
This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli details his past arrest and brief stint in jail. We also get into the psy op that is breakfast, big Dorito's news, and Sam doesn't talk fasting at all (kidding). Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1ja...
Mar 22, 2022•2 hr 4 min
On this week's Broken Sim we learn that Sam Tripoli's memory is failing, women in yoga pants won the culture war, and that nobody picks up the check anymore. Sign up at www.Coinbase.com/broken for $10 in free Bitcoin! Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1...
Mar 08, 2022•1 hr 48 min
Another jumbo sized Broken Sim includes host Sam Tripoli really sucking up to his famous friends. The guys also talk Marc Maron's legacy, whether Pita Pit is any good, and whether 50 Cent actually got fat. Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders plus two free pillows for our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: ww...
Feb 22, 2022•2 hr 31 min
This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli offers a Super Heavy Legs surgery update, and we get into Bob Saget's autopsy, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport, and whether Dave Chappelle did anything wrong in squashing a housing development in Ohio. We also discuss a possible explanation for the sudden, possibly coordinated attack on Joe Rogan's empire. Go to www.magicmind.co/broken and use discount code "BROKEN" to get 20-percent off today Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get ...
Feb 14, 2022•1 hr 59 min
Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard discuss Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, the Jeff Scott Memorial, and how the late Freddy Soto was an absolute killer. Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard...
Jan 31, 2022•2 hr 10 min
