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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.
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Broken Simulation #42: "Sam Goes Under the Knife for Super Heavy Legs"

Host Sam Tripoli shares the shocking revelation, that he will soon be going under the knife to repair his Super Heavy Leg(s) on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week the guys ponder whether Tom Segura and Christina P are primed to replace Howard Stern at SiriusXM. Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of m...

Jan 17, 20221 hr 37 min

Broken Simulation #41: "Conspiracy Boy!" with Howie Dewey

Cash Daddy Howie Dewey joins Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard in studio to tackle glory hole reviews, listener voicemails, Sam's hit-and-run, and loads more. Check out Howie on Twitter (@howie_dewey) and Instagram (@howiedewey). Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet! Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with acces...

Dec 13, 20212 hr 48 min

Broken Simulation #40: "Crop Dusting with Sam Tripoli" (plus Tim Dillon vs. Michael Che)

The guys are back with another two-hour-plus episode, and this week we discuss another rapper selling his soul, Sam's bowel disturbances on a domestic flight, and Tim Dillon vs. Michael Che. Please check out our sponsors: Explore your creativity at www.Skillshare.com/brokensim . Get 20 percent off plus free shipping with the code "brokensim" at www.Manscaped.com Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit www.hellotus...

Nov 22, 20212 hr 22 min

Broken Simulation #39 Part 2: "LatinX Bangerz"

Part two of the EPIC, MONDO Broken Sim double episode is packed with fun, including host Sam Tripoli's encounter with a mask hall monitor at Starbucks, and a review of Johnny's Vegas stand up set. Please check out our sponsors: Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet! To learn more about LightStream's offer, visit www.lightstream.com/brokensim ! Mo...

Nov 01, 20212 hr 3 min

Broken Simulation #39 Part 1: "Sam Tripoli Has Super Heavy Legs"

On part one of this SUPER MEGA installment of Broken Simulation we discuss Sam Tripoli's Super Heavy Legs, and the gulf between six and seven inches. Please check out our sponsors: Go to www.ladderlife.com/broken today to see if you’re instantly approved. Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. Go to www.getquip.com/broken to get your first refill free. That’s your first refill FREE at GET QUIP ...

Nov 01, 20211 hr 15 min

Broken Simulation #38: "Bingo of the Black Experience"

After being briefly banned from YouTube, Broken Simulation is back to discuss Sarah Silverman's zany Hollywood theories, and host Sam Tripoli's relationship with the Comedy Store. Please support our sponsors: Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bo...

Oct 18, 20211 hr 52 min

Broken Simulation #37: "Sam Tripoli's Handler Revealed"

On this week's episode of Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli's handler is revealed once and for all. Support our advertising partners: Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet! To learn more about LightStream's offer, visit www.lightstream.com/brokensim ! Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimula...

Oct 01, 20211 hr 41 min

Broken Simulation #36: "The Human SJW Square"

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back after one of them caught the delta variant, and there's a ton to discuss, including the passing of fearless comedy legend Norm MacDonald. Please support our sponsors: Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. More stuff: Get episodes early, an...

Sep 20, 20211 hr 38 min

Broken Sim #35: "Sam Tripoli Recaptures His Youth" + Joe Rogan proves Instagram is screwing with Sam

Host Sam Tripoli recaptures his youth while visiting New York for his 30th high school reunion on this week's Broken Sim, and Joe Rogan helps prove Instagram is screwing with Sam. Also this week the guys get into the California gubernatorial race and discuss whether the mail-in balloting is secure before discussing whether OnlyFans is making a huge mistake, and getting into another week of nutty news. Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their fu...

Aug 23, 20211 hr 44 min

Broken Sim #34: "Sam Tripoli Presents: Cerebral Palsy Dancing"

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard get into serious topics like the culture war, gender issues, and homeless people with giant dongers on this edition of Broken Simulation. Match with a licensed therapist when you go to www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN" now! Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www....

Aug 19, 20211 hr 42 min

Broken Simulation #33: "The Broken"

Host Sam Tripoli shares more tales from the road, including his extended attempts to entertain a baby on a flight to Alaska. The guys also read more of your reviews, share yet another message to Vietnam, and take on another batch of unbelievable news items. Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation ...

Aug 02, 20211 hr 39 min

Broken Simulation #32: "The Studio is Haunted"

On this week's jumbo-sized Broken Simulation hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard see hard evidence that their studio is haunted. The guys also discuss Sam's favorite show, "Rick and Morty's," and how one of its writers got a little weird with him, and that time when he almost had to fight Dane Cook. Oh, and there's a goat on Hollywood Boulevard, no cigs at Dodgers games, Lincoln's doppelgänger, and a "Jesus take the wheel" news story. Match with a licensed therapist when you go to www.talkspace...

Jul 19, 20211 hr 59 min

Broken Simulation #31: "Sam Tripoli Gets His Own Bobblehead"

It's the ultimate Bobblehead Alert on this week's Broken Simulation, and hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also discuss the business of stand-up comedy, how it's changing, and the role gender has to play. They also end the show by revealing who they think won the flat earth debate on Tin Foil Hat. Get 15 percent off at www.american-giant.com when you use code "BROKEN." Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for ...

Jul 12, 20211 hr 22 min

Broken Simulation #30: "Gritty, Brown and Shady" with Jayson Thibault

Host Sam Tripoli shares another harrowing tale from the road this week, this one involving a severely broken leg and an obnoxious woman with special "gifts." Joining us for the news is friend of the show, comedian Jayson Thibault, promoting his new album "Covidiot." Visit www.BlueChew.com , promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free. We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episode...

Jul 06, 20211 hr 41 min

#29: "Sam Tripoli $#!+ in the Shower!"

Sure, we talk about John McAfee, Eddie Bravo getting high on shrooms, and something called Chunky Chicken, but the most important thing this week is that our host Sam Tripoli went No. 2 in the shower. Go to www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order! Visit www.BlueChew.com , promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free. We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app! More stuff: Get episodes ea...

Jun 28, 20211 hr 30 min

#28: "Sam Tripoli is in a Bigger Body"

We cover a ton of ground this week, including the Legion of Skanks/Tim Dillon vs. Anthony Jeselnik thing, why Jim Jeffries sucks, and a John Lennon tune that may surprise you. Later in the episode, hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard share an update on their Yelp! review from last week, and check out a few listener reviews. Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Go to www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to ge...

Jun 21, 20211 hr 46 min

#27: "Sam Tripoli's Observations from People Watching"

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back this week, and they were supposed to be joined by Luis (J.) Gomez, but he didn't make it, for whatever reason. This week Sam shares some crucial observations from his people watching expeditions, and the guys go in depth on the oppressive system of Western yoga. Check out StatHero's 300-percent match at www.stathero.com/broken ! Visit www.BlueChew.com , promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free. Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free o...

Jun 17, 20211 hr 38 min

#26: “Chris Neff Comes Out”

Comedian Chris Neff joins the guys as our first ever in-studio guest, and he shares a number of great tips for maintaining a healthy colon. Also this week, Sam Tripoli shares the story of his new hero, an unmasked rapping airline passenger, and Johnny gets into the news. Visit www.BlueChew.com , promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free. Go to www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited,...

Jun 04, 20211 hr 59 min

#25: "Where is Eddie Bravo?"

Broken Simulation is back in record time! This week host Sam Tripoli answers the question on the minds of so many: Where is Eddie Bravo? Also in this episode, Sam relays the story of a Hollywood meth-head's special bond with his pug, Rodger, and the guys read some tug parlor reviews. Please support our sponsors: Get 15 percent off at www.american-giant.com when you use code "BROKEN." Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off, plus free shipping. Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a f...

May 24, 20211 hr 15 min

#24: "Sam Tripoli's Hollywood Safari"

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go elbow deep on the Tony Hinchcliffe junk, the Central Intelligence Agency's wonky recruiting video, and Sam recounts another journey deep into the wilds of Hollywood, California. Please support our sponsors: Go to https://nordvpn.com/brokensim or use a coupon "BROKENSIM" to get a two-year plan plus one additional month with a huge discount! Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off. Join a massive online learning community and get a free tri...

May 21, 20211 hr 57 min

#23: "Atrocities" (featuring the funniest video ever)

Broken Simulation is back and jam packed with more insane proof that the simulation is broken. This week we share a recording that is, according to hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard, the funniest piece of footage ever. Also this week we discuss something comedians Ari Shaffir and Chris Neff have in common, a few tales from Sam's recent road gig, and hot criminal mugshots. Please consider our sponsors. It will help us pay the bills: Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off. Go...

May 03, 20211 hr 44 min

#22: "Sam's Big Nature TV Conspiracy and Racist Cake"

Host Sam Tripoli shares his big nature TV conspiracy, and Johnny Woodard shares the most shocking news story we've yet seen (it's about a racist cake) on the latest episode of Broken Simulation. Please, support our sponsors: Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off. Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Check out our new favorite business/comedy podcast, "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are consumed. Get episodes early, and unedite...

Apr 18, 20211 hr 49 min

#21: "The No. 1 Gay Bathhouse Review Podcast on the Planet"

Broken Simulation's progress toward world dominance in every obscure podcasting category takes a giant leap forward this week when hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard declare themselves the top gay bathhouse review podcast in the world, and learn that they are a top 100 comedy podcast in Vietnam. Please, support our sponsors: Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off. Cut your wireless bill to $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken . Check out our new favorite business/comedy ...

Mar 30, 20211 hr 15 min

#20: "Sam's Two Fights on One Flight"

On his recent trip to Austin host Sam Tripoli nearly got into two fights on the same flight. For that story, along with a number of other zany tales, including the wacky story of Sam's crazy stripper ex-girlfriend, check out this, the 20th episode of Broken Simulation. Our sponsors: Explore your creativity at www.skillshare.com/broken and get a free trial of their premium membership! Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10-percent off plus free shipping! Visit www.helixsleep.com/broken to take He...

Mar 18, 20211 hr 27 min

#19: "America's Ninth Favorite Storytelling Podcast"

Welcome to America's ninth favorite storytelling podcast, Broken Simulation! On this week's episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recap Sam's crazy little visit to the East Coast to guest on Tim Pool's podcast, and get into a spot of politics before taking on what Sam says are his favorite news stories so far -- and yes, we know he says that a lot. Please, consider supporting our sponsors: Get 15 percent off your first order when you use promo code "BROKEN" at www.american-giant.com ! Get...

Feb 22, 20211 hr 24 min

#18: "Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Taste"

On this week's Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli reveals his obsession with Godzilla, and along with Johnny Woodard breaks down a trailer for the upcoming "Godzilla vs. Kong" film in a most agonizing fashion. Our sponsors: Get 15 percent off your first order when you use promo code "BROKEN" at www.american-giant.com ! Get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken ! Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off plus free shipping! More about the show: Get e...

Feb 05, 20211 hr 20 min

#17: "2021 Squad Goals" with XG from Tin Foil Hat

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are joined in studio by XG from Tin Foil Hat to discuss their goals for the new year. Also this week, Tino Sanchez calls in to pay off his Biden bet, and Sam reveals that he feels much older lately. Sponsors: Get 15 percent off your first order when you use the promo code "BROKEN" at american-giant.com. For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken . Go to hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off plus free shipping. Visit HelixSleep.com/broken to...

Jan 24, 20211 hr 23 min

#16: "John Wienerman"

Happy New Year! Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back, and ready to explore a new year of bizarre life events and news in their ongoing effort to prove the simulation is cracked. Our sponsors: For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken ! Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1...

Jan 17, 20211 hr 45 min

2020 Christmas Special

Join Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard for their first ever Christmas Special! Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard PBFPR9iceq3OoFEEe1h6...

Dec 27, 20201 hr 18 min

#14: Iron Crotch Kung Fu

On the latest Broken Simulation, the guys revisit a few of their favorite topics: Street fights, bizarre martial arts, and insane news. Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today! For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken ! Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simula...

Dec 16, 20201 hr 15 min
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