Accordion Blues, New Barbie, Tebow & Brant, Confession/Relief, Superbowl Stadium Mistake, Men Taking Care of People, More Toast, Returning Clothes, We All Worship Something, Teens Clean Your Room, Saying "I Don't Know," I Saw the Light, Success and God, Save the Alien Planet Quotes: "You know I'm cool because I said 'Sup'." "God tells us to work like He's our boss. That helps us more than it helps Him." "As men we were made to take care of people. It's a beautiful thing." "We are worshiping ...
Feb 02, 2016•26 min
Brant Can't Dress Himself, Your Dream Half Time Show, A Final Word on Saeed Abedini, Spouse Week, Wanting To Be Famous, When the Police Come Because of your Singing, Who Do You Say Jesus Is?, Survival Skills for 18-year olds, Step-Parents, Writing People Off, Miming the News, Multi-Tasking, Fun At Work Week Quotes: "Undiagnosible. That's Producer Sherri" "Do you really think Gandalf would beat Obi Wan-Kenobi?" "I have real hope because of who Jesus is." "Sometimes the most loving thing you can d...
Feb 01, 2016•22 min
Brant Makes Friends at the Doctor's Office, Be Nice To Middle Aged Guys: Peyton Manning, Dancing @ Starbuck's, Keep Going, Lowering Standards, Social Media Arguments, It's So Cold Jokes, Taking Care of Kinds in Hospice, Initiating Hugs, Sacrifice Instead of Arguing, The Age of Hobbits, Supernatural Love, Judging with Robes & Gavels, Meet Crazy Cat Lady Quotes: "God uses our weaknesses to show case His strength" "There are times our standards for the show drop through the floor." "When you're...
Jan 29, 2016•23 min
Stories of Grace, Stay In Your Lane App, Truth In Love, $34 Million Car, God Has a Team, Dream Halftime Super Bowl Show, Knitting and Relaxing, Complaining, Social Facts at the Doctor's Office, Wrong Football Shirts, We're All Looking for God Quotes: "I didn't need an app in jr. high to tell me who was out of my league. It was abundantly clear." "Don't hit Brant with your needles." "When you complain less you know you're growing up." "Since when do we have a quality control filter on this progra...
Jan 28, 2016•22 min
"Rain Shower Bill", FB Friends vs. Real Friends, Super Bowl Cold Play, Too Much Marathon, Getting Older/Maturity, Bass Pro Brant, Emojis, Listening to People, The "Destroy Everything Store", People Affirming Your Ideas, Opposite Day, Knowing You Have a Problem, Communal McDonald's, Hard To Pray, The Snow Quotes: "People at the Weather Channel are some of the most powerful people on Earth." "My Mom said these people are still kind of my friends. I don't care what researchers say.' "Humility and d...
Jan 27, 2016•31 min
Robots and Customer Service, The Problem of Sin, 13 Hours Movie, Knitters, The Role of the Grammar Police, Snow and Milk, The Honesty Cafe, It's So Cold, Mother-in-law Issues, Quotes: "When we take the things God has given us and make them more important than Him; that's sin." "I think I may like robots more than most humans. It's just difficult to predict what they'll do-the humans, I mean." "Even atheists believe in sin." "I'd like there to be an actual Grammar Police with an Apostrophe Swat T...
Jan 25, 2016•20 min
Twilight Zone, Trust/Respect, It's So Cold, Whine About the Cold, Honesty Cafe, Marbles and Jesus, Frozen Pants, Judge Judy, Choco-Fries, No Grenadine for You, Liking the "Words" of Jesus, A Jesus Rally, Having Posters, Hated the Show Quotes: "We're all yearning for a father who gives us limits and wants us to change." "Instead of toughing up I've decided to whine...it's really working out." "The Good News about Jesus still makes people who already think they're good angry." "I had Revolutionary...
Jan 22, 2016•19 min
Whine About the Cold, It's So Cold, Prayers for Saeed, Stories of Grace, Fast & Furious, Mirror Selfies, Called to Love, Jesus/Questions, Having Doubts, Dab on Them, Gratitude Quotes: "I need to have an uncomfortable conversation with Vin Diesel." "God's truth is so strong it can withstand my doubts." "I can't kiss the inside of my elbow. I'm not that flexible."
Jan 21, 2016•20 min
Feeling Pain, Brant Has a Library Book, Snowmobile Awareness Week, Nutella Militants, Hollywood Marriages, Christian Heroes, Deal Breaker: Same First and Last Name, God/Success/Suffering, Adopted By God, Quotes: "Pain is a signal something is wrong. It does have a purpose." "I like voicemail. I'm a big fan of talking to robots." "I'm taking this too far. That's what I do. I bring the conversation down" "If you search for happiness you'll always be let down." "What are they putting in Nutella tha...
Jan 20, 2016•20 min
MLK Jr. Day, Blue Monday, Prayers for Saeed, Christmas Tree Down, I Saw the Light, Naghmeh Abedini, Prayers for the Ridderings, Lottery Winners, Show Uniform Update, Survival School, The NFL Playoffs
Jan 19, 2016•25 min
What to Look for in a Guy, Baby Goat Snuggle, History Segment: Dot Matrix Printers, Job Frustration, The Revenant, When God Says "No", The Honesty Cafe, Welcome Misfits, Fear of Failure, Hair Glowing
Jan 18, 2016•22 min
National Skeptic Day, If You Have A Billion Dollars..., God Wants Your Heart, Just Eat It Drive-Thru, Humility, Faithful Over Small Things, Teen Slang, A Turkey for Emotional Support, Powerball Calculation, Forgiving People, Health Tip Guy Quotes: "The turkey is licensed for emotional support." "God wants you to want Him for more than His stuff." "There will be a guard at the gate making sure you've eaten all your food." "If you haven't internalized Calvary you're not likely to be very forgiving...
Jan 15, 2016•19 min
Women Criticizing Themselves, Lectios Lift & Learn, How to Know When You Have a Good Guy, Social Tips, Money Doesn't Equal Happiness, Save the Alien Planet, Don't Forget God, Just Eat It, Personal News From the Show, You're Welcome Here Quotes: "The opposite of wisdom is foolishness and it always brings pain" "There's no way you can look objectively and say money will make you happier. The data says the opposite in many cases." "I want to be Mr. Health Tip. Giving tips even when I know no on...
Jan 14, 2016•26 min
Arrogant Coin Collectors, A Cold Human on the Subway, Stories of Grace, Kamikaze Karaoke, Rest, Welcome Misfit, Tiny Houses, Prayer, Brant Arranging Marriages, Honesty Cafe, 52 Places to Visit Quotes: "Coin collectors think they're so superior." "Being busy indicate spiritual laziness." "You have accordion sized chip on your shoulder."
Jan 13, 2016•25 min
Dabo Story, Vikings Kicker, Powerball, The Unoffendable Review, Saying "I Don't Know", I Saw the Light, Ranking Attractiveness, NCAA Championship, Depressing Fame, Substitute Teacher, Golden Globes/Ricky Gervais, When Your Team Loses Quotes: "I love when God answers in a way that you never forget." "With $1.3 billion you could get printer toner for about 5 years." "When you can say 'I don't know' it shows you are mature." "I don't want you following me. Let's follow Christ together side by side....
Jan 12, 2016•25 min
Social Facts on a Plane, Night to Shine, Driver-less Car, Stories of Grace, Unhealthy Corn-dogs, Brant IS Gonna Take It, Air Travel Auctions, Praying for People, Anger Quotes: "As a believer in Jesus you have the resources NOT to be angry." "Don't pat yourself on the back for anger." "You're rooting for the humans. I'm more of a robot kinda guy." "5 letters that are shocking when you put them together G-R-A-C-E." "I don't understand the inexplicable weight gain. I went on the Corn Dog Diet."...
Jan 11, 2016•20 min
Stories of Grace, We're ALL Messed Up, High Resolution Windshield, Team Backwards, Blonde & Pasty Brant, Ignore It and It'll Go Away, The Pizza Gym Club, Church and Humans, Coffee In Church Quotes: "When you look through your windshield you'll some interesting stuff going on out there." "Humans have always been a mess. It didn't just start." "In my mind's eye I still see myself looking the way I did in Middle School." "My FB page is the central hub for news about tiny animals with sweaters."...
Jan 08, 2016•21 min
Coffee In a Glass, Listener Uniforms, 1616, Jesus and Rest, Kindness/Truth, Truth and Being Right, Driver-less Car, Brian Urlacher and Hair, 1400 Credit Cards, Robert Duvall and Jesus, Brownies and Nuts, Grandma's Food, Militant Juicer People, Proving Yourself to God, 75,000 Miles on a Bike Quotes: "Some the kindest thing you can do is tell the hard truth." "Jesus gives rest that is utterly unique." "Just get the listener uniform and stop asking questions." "To the mushroom and nut people: We kn...
Jan 07, 2016•21 min
Change In Character, House Hunters, Brant's Gym Idea, Being Overweight, Humility, The Unoffendable Gift, Save the Alien Planet Quotes: "I didn't say that. It was Evil Brant Hansen." "God favors the humble over and over in scripture." "I'm the scruffy guy with the accordion." "Often God works on one thing at a time in our lives." "When we blow up an alien planet It's the listener's fault."
Jan 06, 2016•23 min
NYE, Entertain Me, Miming the News, Pray For Wisdom, Wacky Faith, I Saw the Light, Buying Exercise Equipment, Jesus and Coolness, 30-Second Eating, A Relationship With God Quotes: "People think your faith is OK until it affects comfort. Then they think it's wacky." "We worship comfort in our culture." "You will reject my idea but not as quickly as you've rejected my other ideas." "People are yearning spiritually and ignoring doesn't help it.'
Jan 05, 2016•21 min
Jesus Is a Gift, Best Christmas Gift, No Fit Bits, The Squad, News vs. Hope, The CVS Christmas Eve Crew, The Wolfgang Wombat Song, Christmas and the Stars, Kamikaze Christmas Karaoke, Teenage Mutant Ninja Socks, Lowering Expectations, WWI Christmas Gift, Perpetual Caesar Salad Quotes: "Those are my squadron mates." "If you're looking for hope, don't look to the news." "What we want deep down is Eden. We want everything restored." "When I brought up Woodrow Wilson the room fell silent."...
Dec 25, 2015•21 min
The Great Star War, Christmas Villages, Jesus and Nagging, Powerful Baby Jesus, Christmas With Humans, The WWI Thesis, No Perfect Job, A Self-Driving Car, God Has a Plan, Giving/Receiving, Santa's Workshop, The Star Wars Robot Quotes: "Are the characters of the movie aware of the fact they are engaged in a Star War?" "Tiny, peaceful fist bumps all around." "Beautiful stuff happens because of the stuff that happens that's not awesome." "You can read the Bible 1 of 2 ways" 1. It's all about me OR ...
Dec 24, 2015•23 min
Feeling Like a Failure, Miss Universe, Star Wars Story of Redemption, Deal Breaker: Marry Yoda, God Still Wants You, Christmas Kamikaze Karaoke, Great Christmas Lessons, Advice Goats, Christmas Villages Quotes: "So many Bible characters struggled with depression. That gives me hope." "I want to be the kind of person that prioritizes praying for others." "Earth continues to dominate the Miss Universe pageant." "Everybody wants to know where all the good men are but when Yoda shows up everyone is ...
Dec 23, 2015•27 min
Last Minute Gifts, Star Wars, Christmas and the "Upper Room", Brant The Hedgehog, Find My Pick-up, New Car/New Debt, I Saw the Light, Don't Travel Request, Jesus Is A Different Kind of King, God Is Not Distance Quotes: "Tell this listener they're on station probation." "The 'dark side' tricks you into making decisions for yourself. The battle is between my will and God's." "Coming up a really boring hour of the typical mediocrity." "There's a hedge hog in Uganda named after me. I may weep."...
Dec 22, 2015•23 min
Learning More About God, Honesty Cafe, Holiday Traveling, Veggies Are Good For You, Christmas Villages, Brant's Favorite Things, How Jesus Looked, Actually Guy @ Christmas, Star Wars vs. LotR, Multiple Salads Quotes: "Getting to know God is long journey and it's a GOOD one!" "My own producer has turned against me." "Trains ruin Christmas Villages." "If you make Jesus king in your life it's freeing."
Dec 18, 2015•23 min
Christmas Villages, Depression/Asperger's, Depression and Men, Brant on a Viking Boat, Bad Gift Role Play, Ghosting, Independence Day Sequel, Growing Through Failure, Celebration, Women and the Christmas Story, Save the Alien Planet, Bible Authority, Our Voicemail Bag Quotes: "The guys on the street corner fist bump me and tell me I'm cool for liking Christmas Villages." "When struggling with depression you have to remind yourself 'this is not reality.'" "I KNOW there is hope. What I'm FEELING i...
Dec 17, 2015•27 min
The Genealogy of Jesus, Marathon In Space, Taking Rudolph Too Seriously, The Smell of a Cat's Forehead, God Is After You, 300 Presents, Christmas Story/How Jesus Looked, Deal Breaker: Christmas All Year Long, Economy Plus, A Little Love Goes a Long Way, Bad Gift Role Play, At War With God Quotes: "Our line up of topics is what makes us unique to some listeners! And unpalatable to others, frankly." "There are some shady characters in the genealogy of Jesus. God is sending us a message." "My role ...
Dec 16, 2015•24 min
Horrible Gift for Women, More Celebrities?, How to Leave a Party, I Saw the Light, Old Time Christmas, Dealing With Depression, Christmas Hula Hoops, An Attractive Guy at the Bottom of the Ladder, Giving Gifts To Your Pets
Dec 14, 2015•25 min
Gweneth Paltrow Christmas Ideas, On-line At Work The Rubik's Cube Record, Burn-Out, Not Celebrating Christmas, Dog Photographer, Germs on a Plane, Self Promotion Problems Quotes: "It's as if Gweneth Paltrow doesn't know us at all." "Is there anything worse than a sliced truffle?" "Videos of baby goats is a major part of my show prep."
Dec 09, 2015•23 min
Christmas Home Shopping, Being Grateful, "Get Out", Ripped for Christmas, San Bernardino Shootings, Christmas Village Obsession Continued, The King Is Coming, Celery Recall, George Clooney Compliments, The Pickle Joke Challenge, Small Brain Runners, Forgiveness, Honesty Cafe Quotes: "God and those who suffer are locked in an embrace." "Forgiveness is a now thing. Not a 'wait' thing." "That's our moose, George Clooney." "No one is talking about celery. Why?"
Dec 07, 2015•27 min
