Brant and Sherri do a long form podcast. Topics include: God's Sense of Humor, Brant and a Reality TV Show, Listening to Listener Complaints and Answering the Question: "Is the Show Scripted?"; Quotes: "It should have been mirthful in Eden. What made it not mirthful was pride." "Let's not take the Subway Sandwich Artist thing too seriously." "If this show was scripted it would be way better."
Mar 29, 2016•23 min
Brant and Sherri do a long form podcast. Topics include: Should Brant and Sherri Do Talk Radio?, Jesus as a Master Marketer, Why Is There a Prom?, Samson and the Fallacy of Christian Heroes Quotes: "You should breathe grace in every day and be instantly amazed." "Jesus wasn't giving us a ticket to leadership success. He was giving us a ticket to die." "I want to make sure that my bad prom experience ruins it for everyone else." "There's stuff that we say that our Mom's don't want."...
Mar 28, 2016•22 min
Prayer at a Drive-Thru, The Lord's Short Prayer, Bad Baby Names, Peter and Jesus, Don't Uncover, Sports & Miming, Bloody Good Friday, Fattest City, Baby Goat Videos, The Honesty Cafe, Home Buying Tips from the Onion, What Good Friday Paid For, Grace: Singing vs. Anger; Quotes: "Peter betrayed Jesus and Jesus said 'this is the guy that will start my church." "People would pay top dollar to see mimes reenacting the Civil War." "I didn't say I was giving the best advice. It's just advice. I'm j...
Mar 25, 2016•19 min
50 Things Keeping You Fat, Struggling with Weight, Palm Sunday Donkey, March Madness, Good Friday Questions, Wheat Thins, Boaty McBoat Face, South by Southwest Invitation, Forgiveness Lifestyle, Sci-Fi Question: Intelligence vs. Being Attractive, You're Welcome Here, Good Friday Guilt, Eating by the Window; Quotes: "Somebody's spreading Nutella on Thin Mints and wondering why they're gaining weight." "In our office brackets I'm number 18 out of 21. That means I'm crushing 3 people like a tin can...
Mar 23, 2016•18 min
Short Prayers, How to be a Catch, Honesty Cafe, "Major" America, I Saw the Light, Not Picking Up on Stuff, Good Friday, Kids and Agendas, The Power of the Bible; Quotes: "To make yourself a good catch, guys, you should be a full on clown. Like with the hand buzzer, big floppy shoes, the flower that squirts water. All of it." "God provided manna for his people. Who am I to turn away from a croissant." "Seems like Captain America should be Major by now. He's done a lot." "Good Friday is the answer...
Mar 22, 2016•25 min
Brackets of Awesomeness, Bible Out of Context, Old/New Hip Words, Hearing Yourself Eat, Jesus: More Than an Example, Self Lacing vs. Velcro, Allowances, March Madness, Making Decisions, Polyphasic Sleep, Accents for Ministry, Jesus as a Marketer; Quotes: "Checkmate Kidzzzz." "It's not about dog resumes." "If you want to know the context of the entire Bible it's this: Jesus. From Adam and Eve to Revelation it's all about Jesus." "I need to package my Russian accent in a way that ministers to peop...
Mar 21, 2016•20 min
Old Indiana Jones, St. Patrick's Day, Emotional Decisions, Sci-Fi Question: Eat Any Food vs. Singing, The Bible's Truth, Trivia Night, The Resurrection, The Myth Buster Guys; Quotes: "Downton Abbey was not an action film." "When we're doing the show 50 years from a now I think it'll be better than ever." "Your Irish Accent is running over a little into Jamaica."
Mar 18, 2016•21 min
Samson: Heroes of the Faith, Daughters and Pets, Other Centered, Skipping Daylight Saving Time, Forgive and Pursue Truth, Peeps, Problems with Pictures, Grace Is All We Have, Baby Buzzard Distractions, Gwyneth Paltrow's Shocking Smoothie Recipe, Romance and Marriage; Quotes: "One thing that helps when you're awkward in society is letting other people talk about themselves." "Addressing people out of anger doesn't work because anger clouds your judgement." "Forgive and then pursue the truth." "Wh...
Mar 17, 2016•21 min
Turn the Planes Down, Downton Abbey Ending, The God You Don't Believe In, Being Misunderstood, More Bird News, Identification Through Apps, Mr. Peanut, Don't Make Your Bed, Not Being Fearful, Jesus Rose, Good Housekeeping Anxiety, Where to Start with Jesus; Quotes: "Mr. Peanut has gone through a lot of trouble to look good." "Because Jesus rose from the dead, I don't have to fear anything. Even death is safe for me." "Downton Abbey became more about humans than World War 1. That's I started not ...
Mar 11, 2016•20 min
Brant talks with Sherri about her being single and the difference between what the Bible says about it and what current church culture says about it.
Mar 10, 2016•21 min
Not Adding to God's Rescue Plan, Brothers and the Lottery, Welcome to the Show, Other Intelligent Life, Rowdy Conversations, Mewing vs. Meeting, We Are Forgetful People, Honesty Cafe, Unfair for Birds, Good Guy vs. Bad Guy, National "Be Nasty" Day; Quotes: "If you guys are gonna make a big deal about it, then no one gets to win the lottery. You happy?" "God gives us freedom to walk away from Him. It's tragic when we do." "So thankful God had a plan to rescue us: Jesus." "The US Government is tow...
Mar 09, 2016•19 min
Peyton Manning Retiring, Disappointed with God, Big Things for God, Brant's New Joke, God's Kingdom, Comment Sections on the Internet, The Monday Song, Nancy Reagan, Living W/Grievance, Space Weight Loss; Quotes: "If you feel like God has to do everything you tell Him to do, you don't want God. You want a really good assistant." "God doesn't necessarily want us to be 'Big Time'" "The comment section of any article on the internet is a good place to avoid." "If I had to go off into the world arme...
Mar 08, 2016•23 min
The Owl Restaurants, Happiness Danger, Sheep Dog Litter Record, National Plug In Week, Honesty Cafe, I Care About Your Feelings, Gray Hair Wisdom, Being a Caricature, Sprintos, Loving the People, Snooping in a Guest's Home, Getting Things Done vs. Real Fruit,, Gladiator of Knowledge; Quotes: "I'm gonna try this bit again when Sherri's not here." "Some times I prefer the company of animals and robots to humans." "Being busy all the time is not the 'fruit of the Spirit".
Mar 07, 2016•22 min
Contact Lenses, Going Through Something, Leadership, Child-likeness, FB Political Arguments, Save the Alien Planet, Goat News, The Honesty Cafe, Relationships and Grace, GiGa Mansion Update; Quotes: "I know I'm tough because every morning I stick bits of plastic in my eyes." "I can be told something all day but when I experience it...that's when I learn it." "Midway through your "I set fish stick alarm story" you began getting self conscious, didn't you?" "It's through giving up hope that you en...
Mar 03, 2016•24 min
WWJD, Old Cat, Hooves in the Alps Guy, Men and Insecurities, Gladiator of Knowledge, Tractors and Diapers, Grace, Doing Something Dangerous, The Birds in Other Countries, Your Job Is Significant, The New Cracker Barrel Restaurant, College Basketball and Easter, Brant's Leap Day Decision; Quotes: "Before you ask WWJD, read and actually see what he did and said." "Before I become hooves guy in the Alps, please feel free to intervene." "When I start feeling like a failure, I start thinking of other...
Mar 02, 2016•21 min
The Oscars, Sick and Annoyed, About the Bible..., Chucky Cheese Brawl, The Movie "Risen", The Monday Song, Leap Day Anniversary, Confessing Sins, Sci-Fi Question: 2006 Ford Fusion vs. No Chocolate, Frustrating People; Quotes: "I probably had you for a few seconds and then I lost you. It got boring didn't it?" "Try reading the Bible before you critique it." "If I was at Chucky Cheese and there was brawl, I'm not sure I would notice." "If you want to love someone act like you would if you were fee...
Mar 01, 2016•24 min
Brant the Wedding Singer, Social Role Play, Not Enough Exercise, Mime the News, Words and Lasers, Millennials and Cereal, What's a Successful Day, Clueless Guys, Making Rules, Say Yes to God, Cleaning Yourself Up, The Word "February" Follow-up, Too Many Toys, Roscoe-Tolkien: Call It!, You're Welcome Here; Quotes: "I don't put silent letters in your name. Why do it to mine? There is a little emotion here for me." "She just flat out doesn't like me and he's trying to." "You are in control of how y...
Feb 29, 2016•25 min
New FB Options, FB and Anger, Brant Called Out!, Safari's Grocery Outlet, Friend of Sinners, The FB Singles' Mixer, They're Just Like Us, Dentistry on Fleek, Jesus Sets Us Free, Interesting Topics @ the Dentist, FB Freak Out, Not Hopeless; Quotes: "Letting things go and letting go of anger is still a scandal."' "One day we're gonna be big pundits about something." "I wasn't angry...I was shocked and saddened." "I love that serving Jesus doesn't mean I won't be sad. It does mean that I'm never ho...
Feb 26, 2016•21 min
Relating to God, National Toast Day, Chewing Gum for the Dentist, Helping People to Mature, Airbus Bench, How You Met Your Spouse, Scandalized by Grace; Quotes: "If I'm gonna run for president, I gotta get in on some of these primaries" "Unless you've been scandalized by grace you haven't understood it yet." "Sherri has not exempted herself from liability in this." "I participated in National Toast Day by accident" "Instead of being upset when someone says something immature, why not come along ...
Feb 25, 2016•19 min
Being an Astronaut, Brant Hansen for President, When Jesus Happens, Honesty Cafe, How Your Car Feels, You're Welcome Here, Being Silly, Kids/Tantrums/Target, Hipsters and Authority, Dealing with Asperger's (it gets better) Emotionally Relating to God, Be Humble Week, Destroying Stuff; Quotes "Dr. Neil Clark Warren seems like an affable guy." "Astronauts report hearing creepy out of space music from the moon." "Intelligence is one thing but 'wisdom' is what we need." "We believe heaven will inclu...
Feb 24, 2016•24 min
Talking About God, Mac Book and Coffee, The Monday Song, Greeting Tme in Church, Dealing with Anger, Save the Alien Planet, Silence on the Phone, Local News, Singles Mixer, When You're Not Good At Something, Christmas Tree Worm Follow-up, Worry; Quotes: "No one is more militant about the local news than Sherri's Mom." "Acting in anger clouds your judgement." "Greeting time in church is great for extroverts and a nightmare for introverts."
Feb 23, 2016•27 min
Burn Unoffendable, Driving Safely, Critiquing Christians, Stories of Grace, February, Christmas Tree Worm Response, Where You Find Your Worth, Thanks for the Oddcast, Thick, Judgement; Quotes: "Most people who critique Christians are asking to see MORE of Jesus!" "People will totally be on board with what I said as long as they don't think about what you said. What you said totally destroyed what I said." "When you reject 'fact guy' then you don't get the facts." "There are parts of the Bible th...
Feb 22, 2016•21 min
Ronda Rousey, The Brant Hansen Show Flowbee, Miming the News Response, Hide All Posts: Night To Shine, Driverless Cars and Naps, Kirk/Kanyae, FB Singles Mixer, The Caffeine Patch, Puppets and Weddings, The 2 + 6 Computer, The Accuser, Prayer & Distraction, Patience w/Opposing Ideas, The Giga-Mansion Math; Quotes: "Don't put your self esteem in something that can be taken from you." "I'm not in MMA. I'm a radio guy and a stamp collector." "We get to point you towards a hope that won't disappe...
Feb 19, 2016•29 min
The Christmas Tree Worm, Getting and Wanting Attention, Singles Mixer, Miming the News, Kendrick Lamaar/Grammys, Achieving Happiness, Baby Name Spite, Giga-Mansion, Sinful Cities; Quotes: "Since we started talking 30 seconds ago, I've already begged you to give me a chance. That's not normal for radio." "If you want to persuade people, be calm about it." "You know you're a good mime when you move yourself to tears." "You have to find your peace in something that you can't lose."...
Feb 18, 2016•24 min
Grandma on the Subway, Greed, Night to Shine, It's So Cold, Asperger's on the Job, Trying to be a Christian, Valentines and Marriage, Older and Wiser, Singles' Mixer; Quotes: "We live in an incredible fearful culture. It's wonderful when you see someone love and give up their fear." "A party for people on the margins is a party I believe Jesus would be at." "I hope you used your time wisely to really focus on George Washington." "When you care less about what people think of you it will make lif...
Feb 17, 2016•28 min
22 minutes and 48 seconds of Brant & Sherri messing up. What more could you ask for??
Feb 12, 2016•23 min
Super Bowl Predictions and Miming, Mime Lawyers, Forgiving Is Supernatural, Night to Shine, "On Fleek" Date, Honesty Cafe, Being Childlike, The Pixar Story, Save the Alien Planet; Quotes: "The cynicism on this program...I frankly object to it." "How do you trademark mime moves?" "My love for others can't be contingent on them agreeing with me" "How about people who believe in Jesus becoming the go to place for people that feel like they don't fit in. How wonderful would that be?"...
Feb 08, 2016•22 min
The Little Things, Secret Workouts, Honesty Cafe, When You Get Older, Key to Marriage, Women and Clothes, The New Colonel Sanders, Religions Aren't the Same, Let's Call Him Dave, Not Good People; Quotes: "If you've ever watched the Muppet Show, that's what we are here. Sherri is Scooter. I'm Gonzo." "God's not impressed with you on the big stage. He wants your faithfulness over the little things." "We're trying to be cool on this show. I've been told we don't always make it there." "We're doing ...
Feb 05, 2016•21 min
Robot Eye Contact, Community, Station Probation, Health Tip Guy, Tired of Being Good Looking, Repentance, Tim Tebow, Correcting People Bossy Headlines, Kamikaze Karaoke, The Accordion Blues Quotes: "We all want community but not everyone is willing to pay the price of admission: potential conflict." "Here's the church. Here's the steeple. Open it up and there is the problem: The People." "John Riley is on Station Probation. I'm not sure what it all entails, but he's on it." "The most counter cul...
Feb 04, 2016•22 min
God Identifies with the Vulnerable, Ground Hog's Day, Being Anxious, Honesty Cafe, God and Sleep, That Storm Is NOT Jonas, When the Bible Reads You, Tube Transportation, Half Time Superbowl Show, Mr. Warmth, Welcome to the Show Quotes: "It's fun to trap people with facts. That's why I'm invited to parties." "Groundhogs don't get enough cred." "God identifies with the vulnerable, that means I better, too." "When you get anxious about doing something good, think about why you're doing it and then ...
Feb 03, 2016•19 min