#46 Along Came Polly-O

00:00- 00:55 - The chefs dip into the podcast with a cold open riff about the Cosi Umenyiora restaurant chain. 00:55-05:03 - The chefs shout out Zachary Shnackery for his barrage of entertaining feedback as he binges Braised Bits. 05:03- 07:35- Lance suggests that Jesse gives the Golden Meir Girls TV show a shot. 07:35- 08:02 - Lance serves up a scorching hot take regarding the difference between Middle Schoolers and High Schoolers. 08:02-18:11- Jesses highlights from the week were the LA Lakers winning the bubble championship as well as performing standup on a rooftop in Brooklyn. Lance goes back to back with Mr. October highlights with a visit to the top braiserbacks apartment. Lances wife Kate also brightened up their apartment by bringing home a NJ sunflower. 18:11- 1:11:53 - The chefs reveal parm their top nine kitchen items. 1:11:53- 1:17:50 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists. 1:17:50- 1:21:13- Jesse reads an ad for Florida Gator refrigerators and Lance reads an ad for Bed Bath and Beyond Burger. 1:23:13- 1:30:14 - The chefs answer a question from Five Stars at the Bitz Carlton who is looking for advice about purchasing a new winter jacket. 1:30:14-1:36:17- Lances is that a QAB has him accidentally putting garlic powder on his almond butter berry breakfast. Jesses is that a QAB is Mel Gibson playing santa clause in a new movie called The Fatman. 1:36:17- 1:38:26- The chefs bring in the closer and plug what they have