Cats are evil and I hate them and they aren't nearly as cool as my dog. This week on boys we welcome guest investigator Basir who tackles his first question! No spoilers, but his topic gets a little rowdy. After, Jeremy delves into the history of magic 8 balls and any true deviation potential they might possess. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K. Sources...
Apr 19, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 24
I promise you, I had nothing to do with that lake exploding and killing the town... On this episode, John explores spontaneous human combustion (or SHC for the cool science types) and attempts to donate his body to science. After, Jeremy goes through some the worst natural disasters in history, and its super funny and not at all grim or sad. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on ...
Apr 12, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 23
He can finally rest and play baseball in Paradise. In this one the boys are talking about a bunch of sweaty lizards really gettin' in there and rubbing up on each other. I mean just really smooshing up against each other and getting those stinky monster bodies all over each other. In case its not clear, I'm talking about kaiju battles. John and Jeremy's monster teams will go head to head to see who can draft the best team, but no matter who wins, Tokyo loses. Sorry Tokyo. Got a question that nee...
Apr 05, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 22
This is one is what we're (hesitantly) calling a highlight reel of some of our favorite goofs from past episodes! We'll return to our regular schedule next week. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K. Episode List (in order): Episode 3: A Simp is Like a Starving Lion Episode 6: Like Most Things, My Penis Makes Me Qualified Episode 7: What? You Think I'm Your...
Mar 29, 2021•32 min
Alright listen, listen . . . in a few thousand years you need to buy stock in Apple. You can trust me, my dad is God. On this episode John discusses the history of electronic games, most of which have not held up game play wise. After, Jeremy picks out who from history he would like to share a drink with. And everyone he talked about is super cool and not problematic. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase...
Mar 22, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 21
All Basir fans will be given their complimentary L at the end of the program. This week Jeremy explains why you're so compelled to buy that new Deadpool Funko Pop, even though you already have a small room full of them and its ruining your marriage. After, John makes things horny and investigates if humans have always been kinky, or if this is a new (cool) thing that we're doing. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/b...
Mar 15, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 20
This is a horny one, but it's not Johns fault this time. In a very progress episode both our detectives are women! (wozers). And we let them talk about issues that woman have to face! (wowzers so progressive). Also John and Jeremy make some really bad jokes. Consistency is key. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K. Sources- Neck Elongating Still Practiced W...
Mar 09, 2021•1 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Look out, don't let the train get you. I'm kidding, there is no train. Unless. . . On a special, very sleepy episode John and Jeremy have a competition over competing. It's a little more specific then that but I don't wanna give too much away, ya know? Also, Don't listen to this one while operating heavy machinery or, like, weapons. Okay love u bye Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys ...
Mar 01, 2021•56 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Oopsie, I almost fell into that flowing river of molten rock and boiled all my skin and bones and stuff. This week on boys, Jeremy breaks down which holiday is truly the worst for single folk (He does math, so be warned). Then John talks about all the cool ways lava will destroy the human body, and there are quite a few. My favorite is asphyxiation. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys...
Feb 22, 2021•56 min•Season 1Ep. 17
I hope a ghost doesn't haunt me and my *juicy* thighs. This week Jeremy explains why all us landlubbers enjoy group singing about the high seas. Then John takes us all on a spooooky adventure and tries to exploit his body a little bit. Not in the way you think though. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K. Sources- A Brief History of Sea Shanties: https://ww...
Feb 15, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Forbidden words are punishable by death. The list includes: "bad podcast," "not funny," and "Jeremy." This week John tackles figures from ancient history and how they might fare in modern day America. After, Jeremy talks about scary, upsetting sea creatures. Also just a PSA, please dont eat sharks. There's like a wicked amount of mercury in them and consumption can be dangerous, especially for pregnant women. This isn't really a goof, I just worry about y'all. Learn more about the mercury conten...
Feb 08, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 15
If a juicy ant walks by and gives you the look, just keep walking. it's a trap. This week John discusses that good stuff that bees crave, and, as usual, it gets kinda gross. This one is inherently gross though so its not John's fault, okay? After, Jeremy talks about time travel? Or was it multi-verse theory? I couldn't quite follow. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us a question on our Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/boysonthecase Music: "The...
Feb 01, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Wait... did you hear that? *chirp chirp* Oh my God, they found us! Run! Jeremy isn't in this one so its 100%, non-stop John, and he talks about birds (government drones designed to fool the American people) for pretty much the whole time. If you're a fan of birds you're a sheep and will not enjoy this one. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us a question on our Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by...
Jan 28, 2021•29 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Sure, sharks can bite real good, but can they commit affronts to God? After a brief break the boys are back to waste your time for a whole hour! Jeremy tackles the age old battle of arms vs. flippers in an aquatic-themed war for world domination. Oh, and John talks for an uncomfortable amount of time about milk. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us a question on our Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Ca...
Jan 19, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 12
It's that time of the year again: bombs are dropping, armed checkpoints are being established, and red coffee cups are being denounced by the church. That's right, its the War on Christmas. In honor of the holiday season Jeremy and John have watched three of some of the worst reviewed Christmas films they could find. Grab a mug of hot chocolate, put on your gas mask, and join us as we suffer threw some holiday themed pain. Movie List : Four Christmases (2008), Jingle All the Way (1996), and Chri...
Dec 25, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 11
No Jeremy, red is not the best flavor. This week the Boys welcome special guest and cottegecore enthusiast Samantha to judge us harshly on investigations. Jeremy explains why you just can't look away from roadside whoopsies. And John makes some upsetting discoveries about artificial treats. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K. Sources - 12 disgusting ingredients: https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/13-disg...
Dec 21, 2020•56 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Kon'nichiwa, watashinonamaeha Jondesu. Gūguru hon'yaku o tsukatte kore o tsukurimashita. I'm not going to sugarcoat it, we talk about weeb stuff in this one. John takes the boys on a tumultuous journey through the world of virtual YouTubers (i.e., anime girls playing Minecraft). And as a reward, we let Jeremy talk about the Marvel Cinematic Universe, its impact on cinema, and if anyone can dethrone it as a money farm. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com M...
Dec 14, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Sorry, this podcast is only for people who play the trombone. This week Jeremy debates whether participating in marching band is a sport, or a feat of athleticism with some competition mixed in. There's a difference, okay? After that John examines Benny Frank's discovery of changing the clock, and how that still haunts society to this day. Apologies for any jokes made at the expense of fishermen. I'm sure you're all good people. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@...
Dec 07, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Kylie Jenner is my best friend- I swear to Gawd. This week the boys discuss parasocial relationships and how the phenomenon interacts with our culture. Also Jeremy brings up simps again and recycles other comedians jokes because that's just what he does now. I'm really trying to get him to stop, but it's only getting worse. Jeremy, I know you're reading this and we're all growing concerned. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Music: "These Boys are on the...
Nov 30, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 7
WARNING: You are about to listen to an extremely horny episode of Boys on the Case. Side effects can include, but are not limited to, becoming horny, developing a foot fetish, or learning more about John's body then you probably would like to. We promise the next episode is not nearly as arousing. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K. Sources - A lot of Americans say they're using sex toys more while stuck in...
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 6
I did not have sexual relations with that anthropomorphic dog. This week Jeremy takes everyone on a tour of his prepubesent sexual awakening. After, John investigates the one rock that makes all food worth eating. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K. Sources - The Man Mho married a Hologram: https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/28/health/rise-of-digisexuals-intl/index.html Why Salt and Pepper Ended up on Every Table:...
Nov 09, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 5
If you listen to this episode you already know too much. This week the Boys debate the legitimacy of the moon landing to prove which one is right, and which one is Jeremy. Written and directed by Stanley Kubrick. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.
Nov 02, 2020•58 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Bad news, your mom's a cloud.. Worse news, you're dating her. This week John re-imagines himself and some of the other boys as Greek Gods. Spoilers: it involves incest. Meanwhile Jeremy is on the hunt for the biggest simp in all of animation. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.
Oct 26, 2020•57 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Whassaap?? I hope ya'll are ready for a lang-slangin hoedown! This week, John tackles some of the South's weirdest slang, while Jeremy contemplates the world's craziest cults. The boys hit the books with their guest, Lucy! Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.
Oct 19, 2020•52 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Hungry for BATTLE??? If you ever wondered which cereal mascot would survive a battle royale, you're in luck - the boys are on the case! Listen as John and Jeremy pit breakfast titans against each other with Basir as this week's guest! Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.
Oct 12, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 1
