This week John is absent. You know what that means- the quality is absent too! I'm kidding. Or am I? I am. Unless... Jeremy took this opportunity to invite some guests on and solve the viewers real world problems! Maybe we'll actually solves some cases this time. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.
Jan 31, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 52
The boys are back! And they're talking about why children's cartoons are so messed up. I know it's been a while, but we've been training in a mountain top monastery deep within the unknown regions of southeast Asia. Unfortunately, that training had nothing to do with podcasting, so we're a little rusty. So nothing really has changed. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case...
Jan 17, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 51
THIS WEEK THE BOYS FIGURE OUT WHAT SOUP IS. WOW IS THIS A DARK ONE, Y'ALL. SO, YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT SOUP?? OH BOY, WE GOT PLENTY OF INFO ABOUT SOUP FOR YOU. UNLESS. . . YOU'RE SCARED TO ENTER OUR REALM OF SOUP?? PLEASE DON'T BE FRIGHTENED, SOUP CAN'T HURT YOU. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K. Go buy The Assassin of Grins and Secrets, available now! ht...
Dec 06, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 50
This week the boys talk about serial killers and where the ding dang heck they all went. In other news, I am proud to announce that Sonic the Hedgehog is my new best friend. We go on adventures and have dinner together. I know you're all jealous, and I want to congratulate everyone who entered the contest to become my new best friend because you all did very well and should be proud of your performances. But no one did as good as my lifelong pal Sonic the Hedgehog who also paid me $12 when he on...
Nov 29, 2021•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 49
This week Jeremy is absent (because he's a tool) so it's just Boy on the Case! But that means John gets to talk about aliens and be weird with it. The problem with aliens is that even if they’re wicked hot we won’t be able to talk to them so how would you even flirt with them? I can’t even flirt with people who speak English, much less life from another planet. I can’t even flirt with my girlfriend :( Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio m...
Nov 23, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 48
This week the boys figure out which U.S. president would win in a battle royal style death match! Spoilers: its not Andrew Johnson. Update for those who have been reading the episode descriptions—we have made it through our joke shortage and now have a joke surplus. We will, however, not be lowering joke prices back to where they were before the shortage. The higher prices will go towards ensuring a stronger customer experience, and raising employee pay rates by 20 cents :) Got a question that n...
Nov 15, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 47
This week the boys discuss theme parks and how they went from a place to wash yo nasty body to a Disney themed, overpriced bar. The bad news is I don't have a funny goof or gag for the description for this one. I used them all up. Jokes are a limited resource, and without careful planning and sustainable practices they can run out. In fact, the UN predicts that at our currant rate we will have hit peak comedy by 2050, leading to a global humor crisis. That's why here on Boys on the Case we recyc...
Nov 08, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Happy Halloween ghouls, fiends, and non-binary monsterfolk! To celebrate the spookiness the boys watched John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) and made this commentary track to listen to alongside it. While it is not necessary to watch the movie alongside the commentary, we recommend you do so for the full experience. It'll feel like the boys are in the room with you (minus the odor). Watch The Thing (1982) on Hulu, Amazon Prime, and YoutubeTV Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at Boy...
Oct 31, 2021•1 hr 50 min
The Halloween festivities continue this week with another spooOOoky question. This week the boys discuss why some people don't like the sensation of fear, while others are complete weirdos who want to experience the brain chemical cocktail that happens when being chased by a ghoul or a goblin. Idk what a ghoul is for sure, but I know its different than a gabagool- which is an Italian meat. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: a...
Oct 25, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Happy Boyiversary! It's hard to believe that we've been making this show for one year, and its still about as good as it was at the start. For this week's episode John goes back and redoes the first question he ever investigated from our (unaired) pilot episode. Also it's scary cause Halloween. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K. Go pre-order The Assassin...
Oct 20, 2021•57 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Hey fandom, people please don't like cancel us or harass us on Twitter until we quit our jobs. I'm sure some of y'all have great reasons for sending death threats to fan artists and all that cool stuff you guys do. And ignore Jeremy, y'all keep trucking with those bad fan games. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K. Sources: Fandom (definition): https://www...
Oct 11, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Nat Update: it turns out they are fruit flies but idk where these little bastards came from. I discovered they love beer, which does endear them to me a little bit, but their reign must end. I'm gonna pick up some apple cider vinegar later, which is apparently like a poison apple for these mfs, and I'll get back to y'all on the results. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the C...
Oct 04, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Get it? It's an anal joke. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K. Sources: Astrology (definition): https://www.horoscope.com/astrology/ Astrology (urban dictionary definition): https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Astrology History of Astrology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_astrology Nicolaus Copernicus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N...
Sep 27, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Aw man, oh geez guys. I don't want to panic everyone but Nibiru is coming and its flippin' huge y'all, it's gonna jack up the poles and everything. I blame Percival Lowell and his insatiable hunt for Planet X which surely angered Nibiru cause it didn't want to be bothered and now its gonna pass by us and mess up the mantle of the Earth's crust and kill us somehow. Man, am I TOed at astronomers for really goofing this one for us, man those stupid math people and their need to mess with planets. G...
Sep 20, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 40
I'm going to be honest, I don't have any good anime jokes for the description. I would have more time to think up one, but MY WIFE is always nagging me about unimportant things. You know how women are, "John, go do this. John go do that. John, I can't believe you showed up to the funeral drunk." It's like I can't do anything right. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" ...
Sep 13, 2021•57 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Hey girl, I can't help but notice you're also driving down the interstate. Come here often? You wanna see some memes? I can send them over to your cars AR HUD. Here's a gif of a cat falling off a bed. You like that? How about a relatable image macro about when you try to make an anti-vaxx post on Twitter but a machine learning program detects it as incorrect and removes it? Please don't speed away... Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio me...
Sep 06, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 38
We're trying to be good boys and not contribute to community spread. Once we have a remote set up worked out we'll be back to our regular schedule! Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.
Aug 26, 2021•2 min
This week the boys discuss the bits and bobs on the human body left over from our monkey days. Oh what days those were. Sitting in trees, eating fruit, fighting other monkeys. Even better, back when we were simple fish. No lofty dreams of walking or driving cars. Only swim and eat. Can you imagine? The sweet bliss of fish existence. And then one fish said to another, "Glub Glub" (Translated: "Brother, I long for more! For the surface, where there is open fields and an endless bounty of foods"). ...
Aug 16, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 37
This week the boys talk about fighting games and if people enjoy being challenged. Hi everyone, It's me John, co-host of the investigative "comedy" podcast Boys on the Case. I have recently started a campaign to get every member of the show with a deez nuts joke, and I have so far been rather successful. If you are a listener of the show, I'm calling my shot now. I will ensnare all the other members. Mark my words. If you are part of the cast, this is a warning. You can lie to yourself and think...
Aug 09, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 36
This week the boys tell you how to fake your own death and disappear. And hey, we make a lot of good goofs about committing tax evasion in this episode, but that was all for show. Don't commit tax crimes. For starters, it seems a lot of work for little reward. And even if you did commit tax evasion how would you max more money without dodging the taxes on that too? Its like that book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. It's real cute, you should read it. Got a question that needs answers? Email the bo...
Jul 26, 2021•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 36
On this weeks episode the boys tackle the wacky world of country music. I've been trying to figure out a funny way to reference beer and alcoholism. Buuuut that's kind of a serious issue, so instead here's a link to a resource that can help you or anyone you know who's struggling with alcoholism: Treatment for Alcohol Problems: Finding and Getting Help: https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/brochures-and-fact-sheets/treatment-alcohol-problems-finding-and-getting-help Got a question that needs a...
Jul 12, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 34
On this weeks episode the boys discuss what your car says about you and how to become the most powerful high schooler. Reality is merely a verbal quilt of your own design. In this inverted sea of feeble cravings you wield the loom by which perception is crafted. Here me now, o weaver mine, go forth and feast on the mental weakness of your rivals. What I'm saying is its fine to manipulate people lmao. Oil is optional. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Se...
Jun 28, 2021•1 hr 6 min
On this week's episode the boys investigate mermaids and the flatness of the Earth. Oh the Earth is round, huh? Then explain why my wife left me and my kids won't talk to me anymore. If its soooOOOooo round then how come I got fired for "verbally assaulting my co-workers with self-propelled delusions?" If we really live on a globe then explain how come I'm wanted by the FBI for tax fraud. Yeah, checkmate sheeple. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send u...
Jun 21, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 32
On this week's episode the boys investigate the 7 wonders of the world and achieving immortality. I know that second one sounds a little sinister, but its not, I swear. Seriously, its all good. Just huff this powder and tell me when you feel your brain function lower. Ok, perfect. Now Hop into this coffin. It's fine I'll dig you back up. Oxygen deprived yet? Tight, eat this drug it tastes great. HA GOTCHA! You're my zombie now, idiot. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTh...
Jun 14, 2021•58 min•Season 1Ep. 31
This week the boys investigate ocean madness (spooky) and the reason some songs stay in your head forever and ever and ever. By the way, don't drink salt water. We talk a lot about drinking salt water in this and so now I'm telling you to super not drink it. Tastes terrible btw, no appeal at all. I thought maybe it would deliver some extra kick, but no sir it does not. If you want water with kick just drink vodka or something. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gm...
Jun 07, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 30
This week, the boys talk about possible future animals and the science behind ass. That's right, ass. Butts. Booties. Carolinas. I'm gonna be honest with y'all, this one gets horny, but not in our normal way. In fact, it gets a little gross. Y'all ever heard of sexual farting? I said say look it up, but, ya know. Unless you're into that, in which case chase your bliss. Also, if you are into it, I have a lot of questions. Please email me and let me know. Got a question that needs answers? Email t...
May 30, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 29
This week the boys investigate the origins of taxidermy and why people play around. Also, I'm not sure if this is the best place to talk about this, but I'm in the market for a domesticated steer so I can get it stuff and mounted and all that. Not like that, you pervert. I'm talking about skin art. No not like that either. Listen, do you have a domesticated steer or not? Because I'm willing to drop twelve g's to have this thing immortalized as a skin puppet in my foyer. Got a question that needs...
May 24, 2021•52 min
On this week's episode the boys tackle rude hand gestures and lucid dreaming! Lucid dreaming seems hard, but it's actually very simple. Just follow these easy steps: 1) through out the day do a task that reminds you that you're awake, such as counting your fingers, 2) make a dream journal to help you remember you dreams and focus on them, 3) ignore the sleep demon in the corner of the room and for the love of God don't make eye contact with it or accept any of its deals, 4) Do. not. talk. to the...
May 17, 2021•56 min•Season 1Ep. 27
On this week's episode the boys investigate popcorn lung and how many holes the human body really has. Is it 2? 7? maybe a couple trillion? I'm not really sure tbh Jeremy got a little philosophical towards the end. It's kinda like the ending to 2001: A Space Odyssey where get to come up with your own interpretation. This episode was not directed by Stanley Kubrick. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boysonthecase Mu...
May 10, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 26
This week the boys investigate how much sleep you really need and which famous figures would make the best (or worst) streamers! And I don't want to make a habit of discussing spoilers in the description, but Andrew Johnson was a bad president, man. Just look it up, that guy sucked. I'm not talking about Andrew Jackson, but he sucked too. Lot of bad Andrews out there I guess. Sorry to all our fans named Andrew. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at BoysOnTheCase@gmail.com Send us ...
Apr 26, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 25
