Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Freedom is a wonderful thing. Some people think it’s being able to say what you want. Some people think it's the ability to eat as many hotdogs as you want. But in reality, freedom is the ability to live in a home made shack under a bridge in California, starting your own hotdog cart business. This episode just so happens to introduce 3 such free people. They will utilize their skills in theft, sales, charm, rocks, having a bug leg, and distraction to obtai...
Aug 19, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 9Ep. 51
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Dog walking is a dangerous business. You never know what you’re walking into each day. It could be a 116 pound Newfoundland…or a 1 pound chihuahua. Regardless of the size, based on the temperament, they can really cause some serious issues. A group of dog walkers happen to find something that spooks their pooches, and some of them run off into the woods. Not wanting to lose clients, they begin pursuit. When they eventually catch up to the dogs, they have ru...
Aug 11, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Season 9Ep. 50
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Sometimes you just want to let off a little steam. A great way for some people to do that is to drink socially. However, sometimes that can go off the rails when you’re drinking in the city at 3am. Drinking something called a “Joe Descuidado”. One of the problems of drinking so much is that you are not as aware of your surroundings. Sometimes, things can happen and someone gets hurt. Fret not, the brave men and women EMTs will be there to help! Or at least…...
Aug 04, 2025•1 hr 21 min
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! If there's one thing Jersey is known for, it's watches. That's why everyone gets their watches from Bagels. Bagels is located just 3 blocks down from Watches Bagels on 34th Street. But all's not right with these watches, or these bagels now that I think of it.... Where do we buy bagels, where do we buy watches? What the fuck is a wheesle hole, and why does it smell like that? Only way to find out is to tune in now! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us someth...
Jul 27, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 9Ep. 48
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Just because the Scarlet King has been “dealt with”, doesn’t mean that there are no more SCPs that the foundation needs to deal with! In fact our story begins with a group of pig farmers, just trying to live their lives while dealing with a blizzard. While out on a pineapple run, they find that a vehicle has driven off the road. To make matters worse, they recognize the vehicle. However, upon inspection, something is horribly wrong. What happened on that sn...
Jul 21, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 9Ep. 47
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It all comes down to this! The group is now witnessing the procedure necessary to keep the Devourer of Worlds at bay, but this is not quite the last piece of the puzzle. There is one more part that must be understood. Then, a decision must be made. What to tell the 05 Council about the best way to deal with the Scarlet King. The last mystery that has been always in the background but only talked about in hushed tones is the 110 Montauk Procedure. The proced...
Jul 14, 2025•1 hr 28 min•Season 9Ep. 46
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The field agents had stumbled upon various demonic or horrific forces in the woods that were nabbing passersby. It unfortunately had killed some of the team, but at least one survived! And, as it would seem, he is not THAT alone. Soon, the Foundation sends reinforcements and the newly added forces are ready for the forces of darkness! They cleave their way through the woods until they stumble upon a long forgotten church. It appears as though numerous porta...
Jul 07, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 9Ep. 45
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Dr. Montauk has left the researchers another tape but they also found a journal full of disturbing imaginages and dispar. The journal describes a horrible place, Ohio Will our researchers survive? Will the scp crush them to death? What the hell is the Tasmanian Devil doing here? Find out in this episode of Botched! Special shout out yet again to Drew from the Tales to Terrify podcast for his help in making these Montauk interview tapes! Check out Tales to T...
Jun 30, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 9Ep. 44
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The search for Dr. Montauk continues! After just experiencing other lives, the crew is on to the next clue, a Site in the process of being built! They quickly find another Montauk interview tape, but it seems he left the rest of the clues in a much harder to reach spot. Sacrifices must be made…but luckily, the Foundation is really good at sacrificing people! What lies in the next tape? Where did Montauk hide the next set of clues? How will they reach it? Wh...
Jun 23, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 9Ep. 43
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Dr. Montauk has gone missing and it's up to our SCP researchers to hunt him down. The journey will be long and weird, Montauk has left strange clues and audio tapes along the way. Will our researchers find him in time? Will they all survive? Will there be hotdogs? Find out tonight on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You...
Jun 16, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 9Ep. 42
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Pescadero California, a coastal seaside town with a beautiful view and a rich history of living off the Pacific Ocean. A Lighthouse sits on the rocky outskirts of town, and three new lighthouse keepers take on a new job of keeping the light sustained. Loneliness, harsh weather, lighthouse madness, these are occupational hazards while keeping the light. Will these seamen lose their minds? Will they end up turning on each other, ending in a bloody mess and tu...
Jun 09, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 9Ep. 41
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In the sleepy lands of the UK there exists an existential horror: elderly gardeners. In a small village, there exists a little plot of heaven, tended to by 3 elderly citizens. While they have very different goals, means, and garden designs, they are all united in making sure that their village is one of the greatest. Or at least, has the greatest garden. Sure, there are setbacks. Little kids claiming that one of them is their grandparent, too much drinking,...
Jun 02, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 9Ep. 40
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The SCP Foundation has just opened a new site and they want to test out some of the features to make sure that it is running the best that it can! This site happens to be Site 69, the site from Season 8, though maybe not exactly the same site since that was an alternate universe. The researchers are testing the rooms when they discover that there is a member of the 05 council touring the facility as well! However, someone else seems to know this too, as the...
May 26, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 9Ep. 39
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Phil is back! He definitely wasn’t mad about that whole mangy Phil cat thing. Dr. Montauk has called the main researchers in. He wants cultists from the Children of the Scarlet King to interrogate. He thinks he may have a lead on some cultists operating out of a warehouse. The Foundation sends an MTF to take care of the cultists. Upon arriving, they find there is a shoot out with the police. After managing to capture one of the cultists and deal with the re...
May 19, 2025•1 hr 29 min•Season 9Ep. 38
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A young boy and his father head to a small toy store to pick up a new toy because jr has all these good boy points But not all is right in with this new toy as he seems to be conscious of the world around him. Will the family be able to stay safe? Will this new "toy" eat their friends and family? HOW IS THIS CAT STILL ALIVE!?!!!? Find out now, on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our prev...
May 12, 2025•59 min•Season 9Ep. 37
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Phil is out this week! I know, I know, his nasiley bravado will be sorely missed! But don’t worry, he’ll be back in about 2 weeks! We will have to make due with Tristan and Steve, who are playing investigators. Sent to Korea, they are investigating reports that there is a ravenous fox woman killing the livestock of the farmers. Sounds like a job for the SCP Foundation! They quickly find some kind of fox woman, but she doesn’t appear to look or act at all li...
May 05, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Season 9Ep. 36
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A group of cousins/roommates goes for a hike on a lovely day. There’s something not right about these guys, but that’s par for the course for Botched. However, before they can return home they are attacked by a bear! That poor, poor bear. Some things just can’t be forgiven or forgotten. After their encounter with a bear, the group begins to notice odd things as time goes on. What first feels like just a normal headache turns out to be a lot more. Who are th...
Apr 28, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 9Ep. 35
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Our story begins, like other times this season, begin with a group of homeless people. This is a group of homeless that are searching abandoned areas in search for useful items. However, these homeless end up finding a lot more than they were looking for. Finding themselves in a strange sound stage, they are now part of a game show where they can win fantastic prizes! If they’re lucky that is, if they aren’t, they won’t be making it out alive. Who are these...
Apr 21, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 9Ep. 34
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We begin our story, as we often do, in a small town. Turns out, small towns are the easiest place for odd stuff to happen without drawing too much attention. Well, in this case, it’s not exactly a small town. It’s a little mining community in the middle of snow stricken lands. As we all know, the children yearn for the mines. One of these miners is about 12, but fret not, he’s been doing this job for about 6 or 7 years now, so he’s very experienced. He’s go...
Apr 14, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 9Ep. 33
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The small secluded town of Sundance Wyoming is normally beautiful in the fall. The smell of pork cracklings in the air, old Martha Pennyhopper's apple pies cooling on the windowsill, and the children are bobbing for sugar beats at the harvest festival. But not all is right in Sundance Wyoming, an ominous presence is plaguing this small town, living deep in the forest that surrounds this small hamlet. Will the residents be able to fight off whatever is livin...
Apr 07, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Season 9Ep. 32
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is a first for the regular show. A Drunk Girl Adventure invasion! For those of you who don’t know, we have a Patreon that includes biweekly bonus episodes. These are much shorter one-offs as opposed to longer stories. However, sometimes we have recurring characters. One of those is Drunk Girl Adventures. A group of women who are basically nightmare fuel. These women stumble out of the bar and are in need of transportation home. Luckily, they find a bus...
Apr 01, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 9Ep. 31
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It seems no one is safe in the world of the SCP Foundation. Not even innocent college students in the suburbs of Massachusetts. Our story follows one particular college student as she just acquired a house next to some “scientists.” However, not long after moving in, she begins to receive romantic letters regularly. These letters are sweet at first, but over time they become more and more deranged. Assisted by her neighbors, they try to ascertain the source...
Mar 24, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 9Ep. 30
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Rumors around India indicate a city, far more advanced than it should be for the area, just popped up out of nowhere. This has led explorers to check it out and report back what they find. However, some people are looking to do more than just explore, but exploit! Those individuals seem to find something entirely different waiting for them in the city. Later, the Foundation decides to investigate this vacant city, only to find it full and thriving! Even mor...
Mar 17, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Season 9Ep. 29
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Schools can be extremely stressful places. There are so many sources of stress including creepy janitors, peer pressure, and of course, tests. Sometimes that stress and anxiety can become…something else. In this week’s story we find out just how bad anxiety can get in some people. This episode features Phil’s least favorite form of body horror: hand stuff! For some reason there are 3 psychiatrists also moonlighting as college janitors. Lucky for them they f...
Mar 10, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 9Ep. 28
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Castles are amazing places. Thought of in fantasy, but also existing in our own reality. Run down and forgotten castles hold untold mysteries and possibilities of adventure. But, maybe they hide other things… In this instance, some very…adventurous explorers check out this castle for…reasons. They are successful in their mission (to the detriment of us all), but decide to investigate the lower levels. Hiding in the depths of the castle is a dungeon. But of ...
Mar 03, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Season 9Ep. 27
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! There seems to be an awful lot of strange goings on in small town America. In the smallest of towns, the folks find one of their fellow townsfolk murdered! They all suspect who is behind it. That new guy, the grifter who they just noticed., Sure, they claim to actually be the one who was murdered, and maybe some of the other folks say the same…but the townsfolk know the truth! And justice must be delivered! The Foundation catches wind of these strange occur...
Feb 24, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Season 9Ep. 26
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A group of SCP Foundation field agents are sent to Hoboken, New Jersey to investigate the disappearance of a 20 year old man. The field agents are given no information before arriving and it isn’t quite clear what is anomalous about this disappearance. After terrorizing the poor family of the victim, these top notch investigators take it upon themselves to investigate the surrounding area. While doing so, they terrorize children, bother a technical institut...
Feb 17, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 9Ep. 25
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Serpent’s Hand is continuing to try to both help and educate the SCP Foundation regarding the dangers of The Scarlet King. As the keepers of the Infinite Library, they have a literal infinite amount of knowledge at their disposal. The Scarlet King poses a threat that transcends time and space. The Serpent’s Hand doesn’t believe it possible to defeat the Scarlet King, but possibly you can keep him out of this dimension. In order to do that, the first thi...
Feb 10, 2025•1 hr 30 min•Season 9Ep. 24
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Serpent’s Hand has one last location for them to investigate. Unsure of what the meaning behind this is, the Foundation investigates. Of course, for some reason, they send some super swole priests…to Iraq to investigate the coordinates. They land miles away in the desert, but when traveling on land, they find that the surrounding landscape changes drastically as they approach the coordinates. A barren desert becomes a lush forest. In the far distance, h...
Feb 03, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 9Ep. 23
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The SCP Foundation has received a mysterious letter from the Serpent’s Hand. They desperately want the Serpent’s Hand to open up their Infinite Library to the SCP, but that organization isn’t exactly fond of them. The letter directs them to remote location, so the Foundation, of course, sends a few friends of Dr. Franklinstein. They find a scene of complete destruction and death, but also another clue. These clues lead them to a fairly unassuming old man. T...
Jan 27, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 9Ep. 22
