Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! At some point, Dr. Franklinstein has to run out of friends. In this episode of “What Does Dr. Franklinstein’s Friend, Want This Time?” one of the leading sellers of lives in the Midwest calls with a dire request. Apparently, someone in Damascus is growing and selling so many olives that it is throwing the entire olive industry off kilter. What makes it stranger is that this farm was unknown until recently, and the amount of land they own just doesn’t seem t...
Jan 20, 2025•1 hr 28 min•Season 9Ep. 21
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A politician from New York City has contacted Dr. Franklinstein, because of course he knows someone in the city government. Dr. Franklinstein decides that he’s a little too busy for such things, and sends the next best thing…a group of “sandwich makers” in NYC. As it turns out, someone has gone missing. A very important someone. These city folk go on the hunt to figure out what happened to this person and find them if possible. However, as they dig deeper, ...
Jan 13, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 9Ep. 20
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is the first episode to drop in 2025! While the holiday celebrations may be over, in the world of SCP, there are still plenty of celebrations going around, like baptisms, weddings, and funerals. Ok, maybe celebrations isn’t exactly the right word to use. Oh, they’re also all catholic so you know they can be painfully long. Well, good news! The length of time is not the most painful thing about the gatherings in this episode! Regardless of the ceremony ...
Jan 06, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Season 9Ep. 19
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The holidays aren’t quite over just yet…and for the SCP Foundation, there is no such thing as time off. Why? Because anomalies don’t usually take time off either! In fact, some anomalies appear specifically around certain holidays. In this episode, one such creature lurks between Christmas and New Years, looking for families with young children. They begin stalking them for weeks, getting closer and closer each day. If the family doesn’t leave, they’ll soon...
Dec 30, 2024•59 min•Season 9Ep. 18
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It is that festive time of year! Regardless of what holiday you celebrate, it’s that time of year! But what if there was a place where it was ALWAYS that time of year? There exists a small portion of the suburbs just outside of El Paso Texas where all the citizens are extremely festive and cheerful. Always decorating, singing, giving gifts, and drinking eggnog. If you ever find yourself in their company, be sure to match their cheer, and you better brush up...
Dec 23, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 9Ep. 17
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Canada has immense areas of beautifully dense forest. A malfunctioning plane finds itself crashing into the heart of one such forest. In an unlikely turn of luck, there are some survivors! In the search for rescue, they discover a strange red pond. The water looks like…blood. When they are finally rescued, their rescuers make sure the survivors don’t remember anything about their encounter, and they also lock down the pool of strange water as a new Foundati...
Dec 17, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 9Ep. 16
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! No one likes going to the dentist. Even the nicest dentist involves putting a bunch of hooks, picks, and what not into your mouth. Good intentions or not, it’s not a pleasant time. A mysterious 24/7 dental office opens up and a few individuals find out just how bad the dentist office can possibly be. Something is very off with this office (aside from being open 24/7). The receptionist REALLY wants to see your teeth, and is always wearing a mask. The orderli...
Dec 09, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Season 9Ep. 15
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A road construction crew accidentally unearths a hidden cave. This seems to be happening an awful lot this season. Local undercover agents discover strange readings coming from the cave and immediately contact the Foundation leadership. Leadership, in its infinite wisdom, decide to send 3 sub-contractors into this cave to investigate. Who are these investigators? Military? Archeologists? Seasoned explorers? Of course not. They’re a bunch of hobos from some ...
Dec 02, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 9Ep. 14
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A trio of archeologists are searching the Middle East for a long lost tomb. Following the carefully laid out clues, they find the hidden location. After digging deep, they find a secret entrance. Within the tomb, there are multiple pictographs depicting a long lost civilization interacting with some strange device. Living within the device appears to be some sort of entity. But as the story goes a long, something seems off. Delving deeper, they find a lost ...
Nov 25, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 9Ep. 13
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A family of 3 is visiting Yosemite. There seems to be some tension in the family. The father is overly strict. The mother is an alcoholic. And the child is an absolutely obnoxious wuss. Nothing that a week long hike in one of the greatest national parks can’t fix! This trip is going to mend the broken marriage, and teach the boy how to survive, while also not being such a whiner. However, after only a few days into the trip, the plan falls apart. Without fo...
Nov 18, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 9Ep. 12
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Russians have contacted the SCP Foundation again. Since joining the Foundation, they certainly need a lot of help. Especially since Stalin died. But, when he died, certain secrets came to life. One particularly well kept secret was that Stalin had recovered a certain dictator’s body in Germany. Not only did he recover it, but he used occult resources and magic in efforts to bring him back to life, so he could cause him pain. However, he was a little too...
Nov 11, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 9Ep. 11
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Two Americans and a Frenchman walk into a cafe…the beginnings of a bad joke. In this instance, pretty much one of the Americans is the joke. A monstrosity. A freak of nature. A mistake of god. But hey, they’re all here working on behalf of the SCP Foundation to investigate missing persons and what appears to be the dead returning from the grave. Upon arriving in this sleepy little town, they make themselves known. Not for any good reason. But quickly realiz...
Nov 04, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 9Ep. 10
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A small town in Kansas has gone completely silent. I mean, who can really say for how long? It’s Kansas, do they even have fire yet? Even still, the Foundation has been trying to get in touch with the town with no luck. Even a fly over garners no results. Their best bet is to send in a team to see what’s going on. This needs to be done quickly and quietly. If the country has been invaded, then we need to find out without alerting the enemy. If it’s some sor...
Oct 28, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Season 9Ep. 9
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A group of backpackers decides to explore the mountains of Spain. They get a professional to help them explore a fairly simple mountain path. The trail up the mountain is fairly standard, however, an unforeseen earthquake, which is very odd for the region, causes a rockslide. This rockslide exposes an unexplored cave. With a sudden storm looming overhead, the group enters the cave and finds something far more dangerous inside. Who are these random backpacke...
Oct 21, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 9Ep. 8
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Foundation has been trying to figure out a way to keep these anomalies a secret. Mostly they’ve either been locking up witnesses, using them for experiments, or just having them “taken care of.” They’ve received reports of a gargantuan creature residing in the Indian Ocean. A sub lost contact after appearing to spot something deep below the waves. The foundation dispatches a sub filled with “qualified personnel.” They do indeed find the creature, but al...
Oct 14, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 9Ep. 7
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The SCP Foundation continues to take form! Before the next investigation, some members of the foundation are concerned that there is a lack of ethics. Mostly because of sicking a serial killer cannibal on innocent people for seemingly no reason. It is decided that there needs to be an ethics committee to ensure actions like that don’t happen again! However, just outside of Chicago there are reports of children murdering their families, mutilating the bodies...
Oct 07, 2024•1 hr 40 min•Season 9Ep. 6
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 'Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom From the day that I was born, I've waved the flag Philadelphia freedom took me knee-high to a man, yeah Gave me peace of mind my daddy never had A group of investigators head to northeast Philadelphia to look into a prison that is acting strange. The guys hit all the neighborhoods from Holmesburg to Conshohocken looking for answers. Will they find what they're looking for? Who is really roaming around City...
Sep 30, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Season 9Ep. 5
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Tensions with the USSR and Russian are a real issue. However, the newly minted SCP Foundation receives a call from the USSR to ask for assistance with an anomalous issue that they can’t solve on their own. The SCP Foundation sends their “finest scientific minds” to assist. They have a great deal of cattle winding up dead lately near the city of Urkutsk. However, the last corpse was found with no head…but a very strong heartbeat. Anyone in the room with the ...
Sep 23, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 9Ep. 4
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Oh, what a beautiful mornin', Oh, what a beautiful day. I got a beautiful feelin' Ev'erything's goin' my way. The UIU agents send some help down to Oklahoma to search for the runaway cannibal. Seems like an eclectic bunch of weirdos but I'm sure nothing will go wrong at all. Will they be able to find their runaway "friend"? Where does that one fellow keep coming up with breast milk? How many plates of spagoots did that Hannibill guy actually eat? Find out n...
Sep 16, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 9Ep. 3
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Thank you to everyone who came out to Dragoncon to see the show live! It was an awesome time! Now that we are back in our respective homes, the show format returns to normal…well…whatever normal is for Botched anyways! This episode picks up still in the midst of the chaos of the World's Fair. People are running around ripping each other apart while screaming about Blood for the Hanged King. The three agents of the UIU have to get things under control. They ...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 9Ep. 2
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Welcome to Season 9! For those of you who are not familiar, our seasons always begin with a liveshow. The first episode will definitely have a little different sound to them, than the normally recorded episodes. In this instance, we are playing in front of a crowd at Dragoncon! Normally, we change the setting every season…however, people seemed to enjoy the SCP season so much, we decided to do our own take on the origin of the SCP Foundation. And luckily, b...
Sep 02, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 9Ep. 1
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The final episode of Season 8! It all comes down to this! A small group of MTF managed to get inside the 05 Council Headquarters in an attempt to stop the Rogue Satellite from driving the Sun insane and causing it to turn every living creature into goo monsters. All caught up? However, this group is going to need more than just a few MTF, it will take new and familiar faces to even get to the 05 Council. There ...
Aug 26, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 8Ep. 52
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are down to the final two episodes of Season 8! That’s not a lot of time to prevent When Day Breaks! The Foundation has discovered how exactly When Day Breaks starts…but now they also know who’s behind it all. The 05 Council! That leaves our group with only a few options. Try to take down the Satellite directly, a full on assault of the 05 council, or a sneaking mission. How will Site 69 tackle this monument...
Aug 19, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 8Ep. 51
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The clock is ticking down until the SCP Foundation runs out of time to stop SCP-001 When Day Breaks! The information gathered from the Chaos Insurgency base has finally been deciphered, and the master plan is laid bare. With that in mind, the heads of Site 69, along with Dr. Bright, must formulate a sure fire plan to stop the Sarkicists before they can initiate their master plan. How will Site 69 assault the Sa...
Aug 12, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 8Ep. 50
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are in the home stretch of the season! If the SCP Foundation is going to stop 001 When Day Breaks from occurring they need to get to the bottom of who’s helping the Sarkicists. One culprit is Marshall Carter and Dark LTD, so the group finds what they believe to be one of their delivery drivers. They will have to interrogate him if they hope to pry the information out of him. Should they find out where the HQ...
Aug 05, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Season 8Ep. 49
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode doesn’t actually follow any members of the SCP, but instead a group of small business owners, opening up shop in Boston. Specifically, a deli. However, this deli serves food that would be considered “exotic” to anyone outside of central PA. Things get off to a rocky start before their business finally picks up. However, as business increases, they start to notice lethargic customers, a lack of repe...
Jul 29, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 8Ep. 48
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode doesn’t actually follow any members of the SCP, not to start anyways. This episode follows a group of explorers hired via a Craigslist ad to explore the long forgotten and abandoned town of Beard Oregon. This rag tag group are sent out with some supplies in order to check for antiques or artifacts that could be of value. The person transporting them, Sean, will be coming back every few weeks to pic...
Jul 22, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Season 8Ep. 47
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As our researchers arrive at work, they notice a new wing is being added to Site 69. Dr Alto Clef meets them and gives details that the serpent's hand has been collecting everything and anything about the sun. The O-5 council was curious. they started having their satellites poke around and they came back with a signals and movement that didn't seem right Tasked with building a ship, Site 69 brings in their top...
Jul 15, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 8Ep. 46
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the small town of Poplar Bluff there have been a string of murders! Each day a family is brutally stabbed. Each family, completely different, with different ages and family makeup. Nothing seems to tie these murders together. It seems like the perpetrators are all different as well. A group of Field Agents posing as FBI are on the scene to investigate and track down exactly what is going on. What do these mu...
Jul 08, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 8Ep. 45
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! On a brutal summer day, down in Fort Lauderdale Florida, someone has called Alagoni's Pizza for some relief from the terrible hunger pains that has been plaguing them since second breakfast. The only people strong enough to carry the crown that is delivering Alagoni's Pizza is none other than Jimmi and Timmy Slobbins! Joined by their best friend, Randy Lebowitz, they head downtown to a sketchy ass hotel. Who in...
Jul 01, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 8Ep. 44
