The Bollockbuster podcast is an absurd and sarcastic take on weird topics like cartoons not being sexy enough, Spider-Man’s connection to Nickelback, E.T. the Extra Terrestical, and a strained conversation with a robot version of Gwyneth Paltrow… all while making fun of one-star movie reviews with the help of a sentient “internet” person.
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GET TETANUS, GET TIPSY. This is the (preseason) season 1 finale featuring Beavis and Butt-Head!!! We review some one-star reviews from a bunch of dillholes, bung wipes, choadsmokers, butt burglars, and monkey spankers. Let's make fun of them!
t’s a Movie Goat and Bollockbuster mashup to celebrate (and make fun of) E.T. The Extra Terrestrial… because that little freaky finger alien just turned 40!
MAN VOICE, DUMPSTER FIRE? Some reviewers are obsessed with high pitched squeaky voices and mad about Gadget, a cartoon mouse, not being sexy enough... um, what?
BLAND AND BLASPHEMOUS? I give my thoughts on Netflix password sharing and make fun of some reviews of The Adam Project. One particular review is a rap song… I think. Another review changes the entire foundation of criteria on how movies should be rated… something to do with animals, or the lack thereof.
MY PANDA, MY CHOICE. This one is about generational trauma, period talks, and concerns from parents. It gets serious... and I blame the parents... uh oh, controversy! For some reason, many parents are terrified of having proper conversations with their kids about the "message" in this movie, so in defense of Turning Red, I discuss plenty of other Disney animated movies that ALSO require mature conversations, but are often shrugged off by parents.
NICKELBACK AND NOSTALGIA? I do a lot of self-reflection and talking about personal stuff during the first 18 minutes or so... if you're just here for reviews and not the rambling, you can jump in around the 19-20 minute mark. I promise it won't hurt my feelings. These one-star reviews are wild... I think they were written by idiots.
EDGELORDS AND STEROIDS. What does this movie have to do with nu-metal? Why is Gwyneth Paltrow on my podcast and what does she have to say about The Batman?