ROUND 1: Inauguration / New President ROUND 2: Would you rather take a hit on your military record or pay a small fine? We’d like to bring back the olden days where that was an option. ROUND 3: Elon Musk shared 6 Rules of Productivity that shows a liiiiitle bit of a divide Between Military and Civilian Workplaces ROUND 4: The 30th anniversary or Desert Storm was this past week & we’ve got some fast facts & history ROUND 5: A U.S. service member has been arrested and charged in a plot to conspire...
Jan 22, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Round 1: It is with a heavy heart that we announce that a humvee was stolen. If you lost your humvee, what is a fair punishment? Add best answers from social in the morning Round 2: The message from the Puerto Rican commander of the national guard unit that is coming to DC was beyond motivating. If you wanna be inspired, stick around for round 2. Round 3: School Circle on us. We are gonna answer some more questions that the beloved troops have. Could be good advice. Could be bad advice. We’ll ju...
Jan 19, 2021•1 hr 9 min
ROUND 1: On the last episode I said we’d be totally avoiding this topic today but Kate sucks & has a quick, light, flaky, buttery, syrupy, tasty little update on the latest in DC regarding the troops deployed to the Capitol. ROUND 2: Burn pits, move aside - today we’ve got facts about your arm pits & sweat glands since we already covered buttholes & nipples after previous political topics. Captain Cons, this is your time to shine. ROUND 3: Cue the Bertie Higgins yacht rock but not because we nee...
Jan 15, 2021•1 hr 29 min
Round 1: We’d be derelict in our duties if we didn’t remind folks that violating OPSEC procedures has its consequences. Parler users are figuring that out. Round 2: I don’t know about y'all, but all this shitty news is a kick in the dick. Luckily, our friends at Military Times put out a list to keep up motivated! Round 3: President Trump is acting like the world’s greatest Lance Corporal. Round 4: In a sign that nature is healing, we return to solely military news to talk about the General who w...
Jan 12, 2021•1 hr 17 min
ROUND 1: Huge news out of DC - they’re opening a Hooters near Quantico & all troops will get a 10% discount. - wow, whoa, unbelievable - Just kidding ha - ha Obviously we’re gonna kick things off with a rundown of the chaos at the Capitol. We’ve got a timeline of what went down on Wednesday along with updates! ROUND 2: Seven interesting facts about butts and buttholes because Kate is bad at handling heavy situations ROUND 3: The Air Force’s top enlisted leader is looking into why an airman was p...
Jan 07, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Round 1: With 2020 officially in the books, is it time to turn the page to what many experts are saying will be the horniest year of all time? Round 2: The gas chamber is one of the military’s rites of passage. One tale from over the break will make you wanna head back to the gas chamber… especially Kate from March to July Round 3: New year, new us. When I was headed to boot camp, travel was on my mind. I wanted to see the ole globe. I got to see a lot but certainly not every country. I wanna ta...
Jan 05, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Round 1: With Christmas over, we take a look back at what makes gift giving special. I think it’s a personal touch like giving someone their own leg that was amputated. That’d be nice. Round 2: Can eating a healthy person’s shit make you healthy? You’re unsure? So are scientists who are researching the power of poop. Round 3: A british cop has an unreal ability. He can recognize faces unlike most folks. Because of that, he’s basically been assigned firewatch forever. Round 4: President Trump iss...
Dec 30, 2020•1 hr 6 min
Presented by ArborTech Tools!!! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% off and start doing something productive Round 1: Big weekend for the Space Force. Those adorable little bundles of joy got their nickname! It’s so cute! But, that’s not all. The first Space Force member got demoted! YAY! Round 2: A Ranger School Commander was relieved of his duties for yelling inappropriate and demeaning things at subordinates. We have the audio and boy is it a doozy. Round 3: With a recent court decision, I’...
Dec 22, 2020•5 hr 35 min
Presented by ArborTechTools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% off all their woodcarving tools and make something with your hands! ROUND 1: In response to a threat to the troops, the Army has developed an incredible piece of combat gear coming out in 2021. The speed in design, manufacturing & logistics of distributing this complex item will give you a whole new respect for the branch… DIS-respect. ROUND 2: If you’ve been disqualified from joining the military it’s ok to feel upset. What’s no...
Dec 18, 2020•2 hr 44 min
Presented by ArborTech Tools Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code ZERO at checkout for 25% off! Round 1: CyberPunk 2077 was released last week and people were going nuts that you could make a player have a big or small dick. If the same types of features were added to COD, what would you do??? Round 2: The Secretary of the VA has been called on to resign over his seemingly insane treatment of a woman who is a veteran and congressional staffer. Round 3:Osama Bin Laden’s fat fuck frien...
Dec 15, 2020•2 hr 40 min
Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off the best woodcarving tools you can get! ROUND 1: A Sergeant Major in 2/7 is getting roasted like a green weenie over the hot coals of NCO rage this week & there’s viral memes to prove it. Why? Apparently he went Grinch mode and threatened to take the Marine’s holiday leave away. ROUND 2: In the wake of Vanessa Guillén’s murder, Army Secretary Ryan McCarthy announced that 14 leaders at Fort Hood were...
Dec 11, 2020•1 hr 29 min
Presented by our friends at ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off! InVets.org/Zero - Make a profile and get a free shirt, and potentially a job. RockyBoots.com use promo code "ZBT" for 25% off both civilian and military boots. Round 1: Buddy the Elf had his valor stolen this weekend by a man from Boston who was looking to meet his father for the first time. Round 2: Give me one volunteer right damn now. SWISS. Thank you. SWISS, grab your little Euro...
Dec 08, 2020•1 hr 8 min
Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off incredible wood carving tools. ROUND 1: Did US soldiers die this year while attacking a CIA facility in Germany tied to election fraud?! Uh… no. But that’s not stopping a retired 3-star General from saying so! You’re gonna need your tin foil hats for this one. ROUND 2: (hippie voice) These Marine Corps grunts aren’t tripping wires, they’re tripping BALLS, dude, and the military is like totally tryin...
Dec 04, 2020•2 hr 45 min
Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% the best wood carving tools around! Round 1: Things are getting strange when you’re lookin for a little strange from a dude who works with a terrorist group in Syria. When a seriously horny Army vet decided she wanted to provide weapons to an Al Queda operative, she probably should have just jerked off. Round 2: Momma told me not to but I did it anyway, misbehavin. The innocent and pure Coast Guard is filled with scandals. The g...
Dec 01, 2020•2 hr 12 min
Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% your order of the best woodcarving tools money can buy! Round 1: It’s Thanksgiving Week so we are gonna talk about what other podcasts dont have the courage to on this holiday. Farts and their threats to national security, not just here but especially in the waters off Sweden. Round 2: I wanna play a game. Let’s see if this headline is about US enlisted troops or Russians. Seven people died after drinking hand sanitizer when the...
Nov 24, 2020•52 min
Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 25% off the best woodcarving tools around. ROUND 1: We’ll say a little prayer for you, sir… MPs handcuff & detain a National Guard chaplain in Kuwait ... for wearing headphones! ROUND 2: If you were dishonorably discharged from the fallout after an assault or suicide attempt there may be hope, the Army is now reviewing its process along with thousands of dishonorable discharges. ROUND 3: Scott O’Grady, t...
Nov 20, 2020•58 min
Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 25% off all ArborTech tools! Round 1: Time to talk a little more about stealin stuff. One of our clepto pals decided it would be a good idea to steal the blood of the pope. Not the current pope but John Paul II! Round 2: Will President Elect Biden get rid of the Space Force? Rumors are out of control saying that Kate’s favorite branch of service will be brought out back and…. I dont wanna say it…. Shot i...
Nov 17, 2020•53 min
We are proudly presented by AroborTech Tools! Go to ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "ZERO" for 25% off the world's best wood carving tools. ROUND 1: Kate went down to the ole Sausage castle and lived to tell about it. Buckle up because it’s quite the story. ROUND 2: The only U.S. soldier known to have escaped from enemy captivity in Africa, ran over 20 miles across the Sahara Desert in 120 degree heat to save his pals…. And in true military fashion he’s having trouble getting the mili...
Nov 13, 2020•1 hr 17 min
Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 25% the highest quality wood carving tools out there. Makes a great Christmas gift. InVets.org/ZBT to make a profile and check out all that Indiana has to offer. Get a free shirt when you make that profile. Round 1: Veterans Day is upon us. We are gonna give some advice about the types of profile pictures you need to prove your veteraniness. Round 2: In a veterans day tradition like no other, we are gonn...
Nov 10, 2020•1 hr 3 min
Presented by ArborTech Tools. Visit www.arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off amazing woodworking tools. RockyBoots.com and promo code "ZBT" for 25% off the nicest boots you can buy. ROUND 1: Upbeat, lighthearted Election chat! No seriously. ROUND 2: Is someone staring at your yabbos or are they just trying to see your rank? That’s a problem the Navy is addressing with new patches, and we’ll keep you abreast of the situation. ROUND 3: If you ever got in big trouble for so...
Nov 06, 2020•56 min
Presented by ArborTech! Go to www.arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" for 10% off the easiest to use wood carving tools around. Great Christmas gift! 3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% off the best Delta 8 THC products InVets.org/Zero to make a profile, get a free t-shirt, and find a great job. Veterans should do this, its a no brainer Round 1: Big-time America and voting vibes this week. The question everyone is asking does it get more American than the fella sitting in a waiting r...
Nov 03, 2020•1 hr 4 min
Halloween Episode presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 10% off the highest quality wood carving tools out there. -Hawthorne.co promo code "Zero" for 10% custom tailored scents -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" for 25% off the most comfortable boots around. ROUND 1: HALLOWEEN IS UPON US - We share some of the SpoOoOkiest haunted military spots the top 5 scariest sounds in the military ROUND 2: Move aside Aunt Becky, we’ve got a case of GI Bil...
Oct 30, 2020•1 hr 4 min
Presented by Arbortech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zbt and use promo code Zero for 10% off the best wood carving tools around. Start that new hobby! 3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% off Delta8 THC products. Invets.org/Zero make a profile, find a job, and get a free shirt! Round 1: Give me 3 Lance Corporals right damn now who have their scuba steve mopp gear and are ready to climb up in a tree to suck up murder hornets with a vacuum in order to save my beloved honey bees. Don’t make me pick ...
Oct 27, 2020•56 min
This Friday episode is just an absolute delight. -We are presented by Arbor Tech Tools. Check out arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 10% off the best wood carving tools around. Start a new hobby, make cool shit, save some money, everyone wins. -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% off the best Delta 8 THC products -FRIDAY 10/23 Rough N Rowdy! BuyRnR.com for some truly entertaining amateur fights. ROUND 1: Get your sunglasses emojis ready because we’re off to a big time horny s...
Oct 23, 2020•51 min
Presented by Arbortech Tools! Check out arbortechtools.com/zero for the premiere wood carving tools that can turn anybody into an expert wood carver. Promo code "Zero" for 10% off already low sale prices! -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% your favorite Delta 8 THC products. -InVets.org/Zero, you fill out a profile and you get a free t-shirt. Don't be a dummy, get a free t-shirt Round 1: Azerbaijan Military began trending on Twitter, on account of it being very, very odd. But…. I LOVE IT! They h...
Oct 20, 2020•1 hr 13 min
Happy Friday to all you beautiful listeners out there. We've got a great show for you! -InVets.org/Zero to make a profile to help find a good job after the military and get a free shirt. ROUND 1: “If you could say one thing to your recruiter what would it be?” - that’s the question one soldier posed to his buddies in a viral social media post, and POG civilians are in a TIZZY over their answers ROUND 2: Out with the mold, in with the new? The U.S. Army plans to spend nearly $10 billion repairing...
Oct 16, 2020•1 hr 2 min
A very fun Tuesday episode for all of you. Round 1: North Korea is slinging their dingalings all over the joint defying safety in two very different ways. One of those ways is with a big ole nuke and the other is by refusing to wear masks while in formation celebrating said Nuke! Round 2: In more news from the “Theres No Fucking Way That Thing Works” section, there’s a tank… i think it’s a tank… that’s all robotic. We are gonna guess which country it gets left behind in first. Round 3: President...
Oct 13, 2020•57 min
It is a minor miracle this episode got made in the first place so please listen twice. -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for Federal legal Delta-8 THC treats. ROUND 1: The internet made Vice President Mike Pence an honorary Navy pilot after the debate this week. People were calling him Fly Boy. Get it? We aren’t gonna focus on the debate but that winged fucker caused Kate to go down a bit of an insect rabbit hole. ROUND 2: A leaked powerpoint slide showed some serious gate guard issues over at Joint B...
Oct 09, 2020•1 hr 24 min
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT EPISODE. YUUUUGGGEEEEEE. -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" to get 25% off high quality boots AND military boots that are now MCO P1020.34H compliant. -InVets.org/Zero to make a profile, get a free shirt, AND get help transitioning out of the military. Round 1: The President is at sick call for a while. Does he get a light-duty chit? We’re gonna talk about the ramifications of the Commander in Chief being extremely ill BUT we’re just gonna speculate. If we get anything wrong, ple...
Oct 06, 2020•2 hr 33 min
FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY. Shout out Rebecca Black, Longtime Stoolie -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" to get an incredible 25% your order. Buy a shirt while you're at it, they're ridiculously soft. -GetRoman.com/Zero to get some swipes to stay in the fight ROUND 1: Last week we talked about the Air Force putting tattoo parlours on their bases and this week those damn, dirty hippies are at it again… that’s right…. They’ll soon have long, flowing locks of hair flying out the windows o...
Oct 02, 2020•1 hr 28 min
