Clown Congregation - A New Classic
From the vaults - Bob and Dan shamelessly channel Superego (to the best of their ability) to give you this sketch of silly sacrilege. See y’all atop Cookie Mountain!

From the vaults - Bob and Dan shamelessly channel Superego (to the best of their ability) to give you this sketch of silly sacrilege. See y’all atop Cookie Mountain!
Hello! This is a trailer for "Waits Waits Don't Tom Me." A new podcast hosted by friend of the show, Tom Waits! Give it a listen please. Tom needs this. APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/waits-waits-dont-tom-me/id1528389266 OTHERS: https://anchor.fm/tom-waits
One time Bob & Dan recorded a 12 minute sketch? playlet? novella (Spanish novel)? about an Eartha Kitt infestation. She may or may not have been alive at the time of recording, so it's PROBABLY not as tasteless as you think. Either way, RIP EK. Come for the Bob & Dan, stay for the fake phone call audio effects.
For no reason other than we had nothing planned, we dedicated an entire episode to Emma Stone. This classic Yahoo Answers segment does not stray from that dedication! Please enjoy, tell your friends, rate, review, subscribe, jk lol... do whatever you want. Music: Something at the beginning & Bob Dylan at the end
Being the GD pioneers they are, Bob and Dan create the Hort or Horror-short. In "The Hallway", Dan tries to coax Bob into joining him in the hallway. What's in the hallway? Listen to find out... or maybe not, I'm not sure how it ends. I do know it is VERY spooky. Listener beware you're in for a hallway. Music: Moreland & Arbuckle
Happy New Year! Happy old segment! Bob takes Dan through a fake real-life situation with Dungeons & Dragons style gameplay. Music: Wanda Jackson
A discussion of Christmas movies (and Bob's inability to speak) leads to Dan's love of Don Knotts. Bob gets angry about semantics - there are some real emotions here. Guests: Adam, Rachel, and a silent Darren. Music: Playground, Marcy
In this blast-from-the-past-classic-segment, Bob and Dan improvise a nhort. WARNING: there are no lions or witches in it. It's not at all scary. Please enjoy! Music: Marcy Playground
Happy Textgiving, Friendsgiving, Thanksgiving, Familysgiving, Yourwelcomesgiving... whatever you celebrate! We recorded a reading of our famous Textgiving special, but technology was not on our side. Here's one (mostly listenable) segment of it. If you want to read it the way God intended, head here: http://bobanddancast.tumblr.com/post/103409697059/the-textgiving-special Music: Vince Guaraldi Trio, Nicole Westbrook, and goddamn Marcy Playground!
Bob and Dan happen to be in the same state at the same time! They walk through nature and record their conversation on a phone - can you even imagine?? This episode is just full-on, in-your-face, uncensored, unedited friendship. If I had to guess what was talked about, I'd probably say: eternity, animal diets, islands, Live Photo deaths, movies, deer, probably much much more. Oh, and throw in a Cuties of The Week and A LOT of nature sounds, and you got yourself an episode. Music: Angel Olsen
This week we talk about Dan's awkward facebook relationships, and what happens to zombie babies. We have another edition of Ask Bob Anything. We also introduce the new segment: This Week in Independent Media, in which we both choose a project that we encourage you to check out.
Bob and Dan attempt to tempt you into listening by listing breads. Is it effective? I don't know... you'll just have to ask HISTORY. NOTE: Do not check us out at bob and dan cast dot com; it is dead.
The boys take it real easy on the Christmas Eve of their 100th episode. Big thanks to intern Megan.
Welcome to season 2... you get it.
A time rift powered by dragons?? Music by Tomas Dvorak
We assume it's about the lowering value of hugs. (A classic re-upload)
Bob and Dan plot out Bob's candle musical, "Scandalabra", discuss the negative effects of delicious salves, and have a falling out over Ghostbusters. Music by Portishead.
A real pile of hooves.
It’s the spookiest day after Halloween ever! Bob and Dan tackle the internet’s questions about Halloween party planning, play a game of Costume Opposites, and discuss whether or not Bob should make the switch to boxer-briefs. Music by Lordi!
Bob and Dan’s pining for Skyrim hits its apex with a new segment where Dan pretends to be a whole town of people. They also introduce “Bob Kearns: King of Observational Comedy”. Throw a Whitney update in there and you got yourself an episode. Music by The Black Keys.
Short episode this week. We needed to play more Skyrim. It’s pretty good. Music from Skyrim sdtk and Harry Partridge.
We discuss Dan’s trip to heaven and implore you to visit youtube.com/huffmanandkearns to watch our poorly animated videos.
Joining us for the season finale is, friend of the show, Charlie. We let him steer the ship, because we're tired and out of ideas. Also we were both a little sick. We talk about stand-up, life, and what America... (rest of description lost to time)
The penultimate episode of season 3 (probably)! Only a few more days to write an iTunes review and extend the season. This week we date the same girl, riff on Elefun, and tackle Bob's addiction to computer melons.
We see the Hobbit (in the format Peter Jackson intended), we eat Chinese food in a dark Chinese food establishment, also we drive between those places. Music from Saints Row: The Third. S3E42: IMAX3DHFR
We talk about what we'd like to see in a real-life James Van Der Beek, dispatch lovers in a caldera, and parse the existence of the Dan Fan Club. Music by The Head and the Heart.
We take an eventful walk through the woods, talk about our Black Friday’s, and discuss the relative merit of teaching a moose to fish. Music by Michael Jackson.
Discussion of the Jurassic Park 4 that almost was, a little bit of Beethoven, and, of course, our thoughts on People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. Music by Beethoven.
Join us on our scripted adventure (written by friend/fan/giant Kolbe). Also a reading of forum.ariana.org Music by various.
More road thoughts with Bob, homemade candy, and other things I cannot remember. Music by Depeche Mode.