S3E35: Bucket of Trout
Accents both terrible and not very good, scenes from a fictitious party, and our scattered/vague thoughts on Seven Psychopaths. Music by Toad the Wet Sprocket.
Oct 31, 2012•38 min•Season 3Ep. 35
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S3E34: Dong Safety Month
Dan’s rumor mill, personal shopping for Frenchmen, and sad truths. Remember to keep your donger covered while cooking. Music by The Human League.
Oct 23, 2012•47 min•Season 3Ep. 34
S3E32: Brain Palace
Descend into Bob’s brain palace and listen to such topics as Elton John’s optometrist, who had what player number (90’s basketball edition), and needle anxiety. Music by Tame Impala.
Oct 09, 2012•50 min•Season 3Ep. 32
S3E31: Things Get Suspicious with Terry O’Quinn
Here were the other possible titles for today's episode: The end goal is comfort, Pangea's Last Stand, Summer of Fun/Summer of Sam. Music by Sneaker Pimps.
Oct 02, 2012•46 min•Season 3Ep. 31
S3E30: Forever Spider
Bob loses track of a spider (granting the spider infinite power) and Dan is smug about his new, fancy phone. Also Melissa McCarthy’s Desert Island. Music by Kari Bremnes.
Sep 25, 2012•45 min•Season 3Ep. 30
S3E29: A Cheeseless Future
Bob and Dan face off as only time-travelling cyborgs and North Korean agents can, they discuss some moobies, and then they drink some expired alcohol. Music by Two Gallants.
Sep 18, 2012•42 min•Season 3Ep. 29
S3E27: The Rescuers Get Down
Brought back by person-of-the-week MintyGreth; Bob and Dan discuss why children laugh at Bob, create two hit MMOs, and talk about Dan's similarity to imaginary beings. Music by Frank Turner.
Sep 04, 2012•39 min•Season 3Ep. 27
S3E26: Storied Pants
A day late because I forgot I had a podcast; this week we talk about my rent-to-own pants, the plight of squirrel madness, and the subtlety of the female English accent. Music by Ace of the Base
Aug 29, 2012•37 min•Season 3Ep. 26
S3E25: Road Poet
Brought to you by the island nation of Ireland, this very special unedited edition of the Bob and Dan Cast features pre-recorded "Road Thoughts" by our resident "Road Poet", Jonathan "Bob" Kearns. We also provide important commentary. Music by Elbow.
Aug 21, 2012•57 min•Season 3Ep. 25
S3E24: Drive Horny 3-D
We discuss ways to kill time on car trips, wish a happy marriage to Darren, role-play some burgers, and talk about William H. Macy's penis. Music by Ben Abney
Aug 14, 2012•39 min•Season 3Ep. 24
S3E23: Shower Portal
Dan makes a breakthrough in therapy, Bob toils under the thumb of Melissa McCarthy, and they both say some things that might be super offensive. Jury is still out. Music by Cracker
Aug 08, 2012•39 min•Season 3Ep. 23
S3E22: Gangrenous Snake Hand
Dan receives compliments behind his back, Bob needs legal advice, and two more of you suckers wrote reviews. Music by Engineers
Jul 31, 2012•46 min•Season 3Ep. 22
S3E21: Blonde, Brunette, Lucy Liu
Bob adds things to his anti-bucket list, Dan establishes a new speech pattern, and Horsecrazyme requests some Charlie’s Angels action. Music by Cold War Kids
Jul 24, 2012•43 min•Season 3Ep. 21
S3E20: Secret Hot Tub Honeys
Unedited per reviewer request. We try our hand at a non-horror Hort, ask Bob anything, and come up with two new characters that are now personal favorites (favourites?). Music by NIN
Jul 17, 2012•55 min•Season 3Ep. 20
S3E19: My Best Friend Short Circuit
We reboot Short Circuit (per Michael's request) and also other things. Should I be concerned that I can't remember stuff that literally just happened? Maybe I need to eat more fish (They say it's brain food). Music by Francoise Hardy.
Jul 10, 2012•38 min•Season 3Ep. 19
S3E18: Dirty Craw
Merry Hoobastank (4th of July)! Celebrate the foundation of our crumbling empire with a Black Peter themed musical, some holiday Yahoo questions, and discussion of jaill (southern prison). Music by the stank.
Jul 03, 2012•49 min•Season 3Ep. 18
S3E17: BunClub4Men
We talk Dan Brown's porn knock-offs, Bob invents some new catch phrases, and Dan dumps coffee on his crotch. Music by Metric.
Jun 26, 2012•44 min•Season 3Ep. 17
S3E16: Rice Poofum
Movie reviews, Swedish marketing campaigns, and freestlye Dick Flash. Thanks to Big Welsh for sponsoring today's episode. Music by Bon Iver.
Jun 19, 2012•39 min•Season 3Ep. 16
S3E15: Vatican Hardbody
We discuss the UK colloquial definition of "minty", decide guessing can never be racist, and create a brand new musical about sexy clergy and voodoo ceramics. Music by Cujo.
Jun 12, 2012•43 min•Season 3Ep. 15
S3E14: Bros Four Bros Dot Com
Join us as Bob faces down Melissa McCarthy's wrath and we uncover the dark secrets of hat ownership. Music by Sex Pistols.
Jun 05, 2012•40 min•Season 3Ep. 14
S3E13: Pie in Your Pocket
We're late so there's no editing. We talk to Tom. He was a delight. Also Benjamin Button II: Fringe Division. Music by Bloodhound Gang.
May 29, 2012•45 min•Season 3Ep. 13
S3E12: Firefly in the Park
Brought to you by Josh Otten's review, this week it's all Canadian. Canadian yahoo questions, Canadian rumors, Canadian observational comedy; A true lesson in being careful what you wish for. (all Canadian music)
May 22, 2012•41 min•Season 3Ep. 12
S3E11: The Boys of Comictown
Dan fishes for snakes, Bob drops some Mary Shelley knowledge, both contribute entries to the Hunger Games canon. Music by 311 (duh).
May 15, 2012•46 min•Season 3Ep. 11
S3E10: Blood-Uncle Oath
No new reviews this week… AND YET WE SOLDIER ON. Enjoy a Mexican restaurant repastification and Bob’s new segment, “Bob and Dan Judge a Book By its Cover”. Music by the Talking Heads.
May 15, 2012•41 min•Season 3Ep. 10
S3E9: Russian Triangle
Look forward to a Dungeoneering/Desert Island mash-up, a discussion of race in videogames (…kinda), and some pancake chat. Music by Andrew Bird.
May 15, 2012•45 min•Season 3Ep. 9
S3E8: Phasing Through Jade
Our official coverage of C2E2 2012! We talk about Val Kilmer (again), Walking Dead’s Glenn and Maggie, and our chance encounter with Sean Astin. All this plus the Cuties of the Week™! Music from the Ghost and the Darkness.
May 15, 2012•58 min•Season 3Ep. 8
S3E7: Freaky Perry
Join us as we jump down the flannel hole that is 1993. With a “best of 1993” list, a Q&A with Val Kilmer, and an edition of Jazz Your IP for the disappointing “Lockout”. Music by Oingo Boingo.
May 15, 2012•43 min•Season 3Ep. 7
S3E6: Joking Aside: Let’s Get Serious
Happy Easter, friends. We tackle the internet’s questions about the high holiday, roleplay a single round of Scientist Dan Versus Super Shark, and have an unnecessarily long ending (just for super-fans). Music by Bob Dylan
May 15, 2012•48 min•Season 3Ep. 6
S3E5: Straight Scat
Thanks to Reburn for sponsoring this episode with his itunes review. That dude is into some dirty stuff… Look forward to an all poop sketch, another edition of Melissa McCathy’s Desert Island, and of course the Cuties of the Week™.
May 15, 2012•42 min•Season 3Ep. 5
S3E4: Hulkhands Big-Guy
Happy Bob and Dan’s Hunger Game brought to you by Hungryman dinners. Hungry? Strap on a man! Congrats to Kolbe for sponsoring this week’s episode with his itunes review and also for that new baby. (we know which one is)
May 15, 2012•47 min•Season 3Ep. 4
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