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Blood $atellite

Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

Episodes

Muslim Hapa Empire with a Boston Accent [d4v1d1k3g0ng]

Bolg and Beatutful Boys are over here reviewing David Icke and all his wild and influencial ideas, pulled from his 2017 book "Everything You've Needed to Know, but were Never Told." They're also going deep into the Derek Chauvin/George Floyd trial and taking a larger view of the impossibility of a fair legal system, Dimes playing a Hatred mod and Overgrowth, and artisan food scams. There's some other fun treats in there, GEHEAD!

Apr 03, 20212 hr 11 min

Axiom Friggia [tha r3v0lut10n w1ll b3 f3ll4v1s3d]

Dimes and Judas have a whale of a time talking about the latest Syrian mass murder in relation the media narratives betting on it being white, hating on Milo Yiannopolous trying to be straight,the Syrian grocery store shooting, Chinese supremacy warnings, the Faustian imperative of Europeans, dealing with problematic clients, and more!

Mar 27, 20211 hr 50 min

Scrambling for a Thesaurus to Search for Gang [t0c4tch4r3dd1t0r]

Judas (Yood) and Dimes (Die) And You (Fan) explore the book Democracy: The God that Failed by Hans Herman Hoppe. It's about libertarianism + nationalism, and the misconceptions therein. There's also some bits about Italian KKK, Hannibal Lecter defending Military Traitors, Women hating movies Men like, and MORE JUST LISTEN!

Mar 20, 20212 hr 4 min

Parallel Dimension N Towers Plus Pregnant Chad [y000000pe]

The BOLG (BAD OPTICS LEAF GODS) BOYZ discuss many things, first off the breakdown of inurrectonist warfare care of the books Counterinsurgency Warfare by David Galula and 4th Generational Warfare by Will Lind. Also there's parts about Blacks Vs. Asians, the tribulations of starting a Right Wing political party, and dunking on Jamaicans in Toronto.

Mar 13, 20212 hr 3 min

The Ol' Handgun High Five [str0kisode]

This is definitely a laid back comfy episode where Yood and Die talk about white people inventing "getting pussy" to keep Indians down, crying subversive expats in Hong Kong, another full-throated defense of witch trials, making up new types of threats, lolcow followup, and a review of the book Confessions of an Economic Hitman by John Perkins.

Feb 27, 20212 hr 2 min

Videotape Returner Chicken Chips Mobb [whocaressss]

Die and Yood talk about their shoutut from Morgoth getting him banned, Down Syndrome fellas being cool, horror movies, Covid 19 brainwashing, hong kong totalitarian state, and contrapoints getting a time machine.

Feb 20, 20211 hr 47 min

Gulag of the Reply Guys [v2.2]

Yoode and Die go off like lush princes about the book Capital by Karl Marx and On Ideology by Louis Althusser and put this whole Communism thing to bed once and for all. Along with that, one can expect the Steven Segal Grift, adapting to Asian Entertainment for survival, advertisements being the opposite of brainwashing, misogyny, and some other bits I can't keep skipping through and doing your job for you. Timestamps: 4:15 - Autistic Movie Trailer Talk From My Grandmas Basement 10:50 T- ed Cruz...

Feb 13, 20212 hr 2 min

The Costanza Hyperreality [marilynmansonbalanced]

Judas is in a swamp state cause his baby is sick, but nonetheless the BOLG Boyz get to discussing what the concept of hyperreality is as well as the book Simulacra and Simulation by Baudrillard, the recent #metoo accusations directed towards Marilyn Manson, George Costanza being the hero of the schitzo doomer Right, and some other bits in there. Timestamps: 11:30 - Nothing Ever Ends and People Never Die 23:15 - Marxist Hyperreality and Simulacrum 29:05 - Manufactured Revolution and Who Knows Why...

Feb 06, 20211 hr 25 min

HODL THE T-POSE [ah ching jayzis chong mode]

BOLG Boys are in GameStop Wall Street Insurrection mode while discussing the larger topic of private finance and the history of the American Federal Reserve. Along the way there's a review of Maya Angelou's widely-hated poem "Still I Rise," raising teenagers, the Chinese Irish Catholic Eucharist, insufferable comedian podcasts, and Skyrim.

Jan 30, 20212 hr 2 min

Kaizen Event in the Wapspace [whoapilled]

It's a real pumpkin pie of a few different things, mainly talking about OnlyFans and the forces driving the "whore economy," but also talking about the Matrix movies, Order of the Nine Angles and how Federal Agents entrap the mentally ill in terrorist plots, foot fetisihism leading to necrophilia, and something about intelligent design I think. Timestamps: 11:00 - Ritual Scenario Over Character Development 18:30 - A Remake of A Tribute to an Omage 24:24 - Hubba Hubba 26:15 - Collosi of Clout; Fe...

Jan 16, 20211 hr 34 min

All Hail The Great Yeet Set [m@ slenderman remix]

Aside from some dumb lolcow talk this whole episode is pretty much about the Stop the Steal event at the American Capitol, including the fallout, the bad takes, the next steps, and what that means for YOU the intrepid listener. Given where things are going this may very well get us blackbagged so get it while it's hot.

Jan 09, 20211 hr 29 min

Yule Miss Me When I'm Mr. Gone [comfycoffee eppy]

This one's a little late because we were gonna take the Christmas one off, but we came back for you. This is more of a laid back cool guy episode, but we do touch on the brief history of the KGB and the USSR in relation to their own imperialism forcing the hand of everyone else, Christmas movies, YHWH Incel Penguin, the Nashville bombing, Make-A-Wish for Child Prostitutes, and how predicting how events will unfold seems to ultimately poison people to ever admitting you were right and they'd pref...

Dec 27, 20201 hr 29 min

Christmas is now Dissmas, and You’re All Fat [Beating a Dead Usury]

Bad Optics Leaf Gods are on the case doing bits about War Crime Top Gun, Wakanda being GTA San Andreas, Star Wars as it relates to Frankenstein Hyperreality, and Scottish Horny Pitbull Dogbreeder. Lastly, a discussion on central banking across time, how it works, what its implications are, and how it is relevant to modern day society. Most importantly, how the system influences events across the world. We cite The History of Central Banking by Stephen Mitford Goodson, among other anecdotes and s...

Dec 19, 20201 hr 51 min

Your Life as a Stock Establishing Shot [009100106]

Boisz talmbout Cyberpunk 2077 and Right Wing people disconnecting from mainstream culture, Barack Obama's favourite books, and a Chris-Chan/Lolcow thing. Finally, the book War of the Flea by Robert Taber and how guerrilla revolutionary uprisings across countries in the 20th century mirror what we are dealing with now, including their influences, tactics, evolution, and how they can be defeated. Timecodes: 6:15 - Marvel Mythology 12:50 - Obama’s Focus Group Image 17:30 - Negro Plasty Supremacy Ri...

Dec 12, 20201 hr 45 min

Faustian NGO Vorepocalypse [pniisgsger volleybolt]

Look here, we're talking about chldrens' hosts being whores, Joe Biden and Trump being Turkish Ice Cream, Lynchian Tyson Vs. Jones, a review of the documentaris Feels Good Man vs. >tfw no gf, and a whole endiece about Decline of the West by Oswald Spengler. It's an all timer, shut your frigging eyes.

Dec 05, 20201 hr 39 min

Say Syke… To Society [goin into saying-like-too-much-rehab ttfn]

In this episode, the BOLG boys talk about the recent Adamsson BBQ protest in Toronto, the need for the Right to have an energy crucible explained through the philosophy of Oswald Spengler's Man and Technics, surviving covid-19 by becoming an appalachian cult cannibal leader, and a big end discussing recent Epstein developments mixed with a review of the book The Franklin Cover-Up by John W. DeCamp, backed up with comparisons to The Finders and other many such cases. We cover some familiar ground...

Nov 29, 20201 hr 18 min

IP Entropy Commutism [f00tequila]

Dimes takes us on an ever so brief tour of the KGB and USSR in relation to their international intelligence operations with the book Sword and Shield as a reference, but before that the boyz discuss the movie Coherence, Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish magnum opus From Dusk Till Dawn, stealing pocket cheese, 5th generation warfare predictions, the Khashoggi assasination, and utilizing extremely controverial talking points as a sledgehammer to probe the capabilities and ill intentions of someone y...

Jan 24, 20202 hr 10 min
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