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Blood $atellite

Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

Episodes

MRE Mukbang [secrettitle]

A couple days late on this but only because ShoutEngine was down; if this happens in the future be sure to check our Telegram channel at https://t.me/bloodsatelliteshow On this episode, Dimes and Judas review the latest James Bond film No Time to Die, discuss Dissident Christians classifying things as Satanic to avoid having to learn a new thing, various habitual liars they've known in their lives, working in a recycling plant, and steam-powered buck breaking....

Nov 22, 20211 hr 59 min

9999 y/o Anti Horny Blast & Last [metaverse extension]

Judas and Dimes discuss leaving it all for the farm life, changing Canadian food prices, and reinventing the world of food hygiene. They then spend around half the episode exploring and unpacking the recent Kyle Rittenhouse trial as well as the Sines Vs. Kessler Charlottesville Protest trial. Also discussed is living in a limestone cellar, The Stars My Destination, and raising a daughter who ends up dating someone cooler than you.

Nov 13, 20212 hr 9 min

Ray Straighter and the Horny Orient [blyatleej]

Dimes [sex universe] and Judas [mood universe] discuss what to say when you are being stabbed, and the book Propaganda by Jacques Ellul to explain how propaganda actually works with examples pulled from modern schizo politics. Additionally, they review the movies Lamb and The Pond, the book Ringworld, Trans Dimes and the Rope Review, and the recent debate between Nick Fuentes and Styxhexenhammer666. Judas was a sleepy boy in this one so don't get mad at him.

Nov 06, 20212 hr 1 min

Pain Relies on Context and Cues [sensiblechuckle.mp4 [300.8GB)]

After introducing the new voice mod technology that will bring this show into the 22nd century, Dimes and Judas dive into Pentti Linkola and his radical view on environmentalism and what some might describe as ecofascism. They then conclude the 3-episode arc regarding brother wars, the ethnic history of America, the book Albion's Seed by David Fischer, and how this all impacts nearly all movements on the Diverse Right across the globe.

Oct 30, 20212 hr 2 min

Callbacks Over Touchgrassastan [cancerz4closers]

After exploring online reviews for VHS tape rewinders, Dimes and Judas add an addendum to the last episode on the topic of "brother wars" and delve into conflicting ancestor worship and historical European infighting and sabotage with far-right figure Zoltanous as an example. Also discussed is how to scientifically judge the greatest penis on Earth, Hong Kong typhoon law, and the recent incident of Alec Baldwin shooting some people.

Oct 23, 20212 hr

HalloWEED Mooncricketacular [moviesode]

Dimes loses control of his faculties and spends nearly an entire episode talking on classic sci fi books and how they are relevant to the real world - Foundation, Childhood's End, Canticle for Leibowitz, and Dune - gravitating into a selection of horror movie reviews as we head into the Halloween season. Included in this is the latest Halloween Kills movie, as well as Demonic by Neil Blomkamp and Malignant by James Wan. Also discussed is Sonic the Hedgemaze riff, the violent foundaton of America...

Oct 16, 20211 hr 46 min

Excitement with the Sound Off [kappa.0]

Seeking to sponsor a monster truck for marketing purposes, Dimes and Judas dicsuss The Many Saints of Newark and the Sopranos, an antisemetic cover of Eiffel 65's Blue, how to make stuffing from scratch, a review of the No Retreat political movement in Canada, and the conspiracy theory of the CIA creating the chaotic hippie movement centering on Laurel Canyon in the 1960s.

Oct 09, 20212 hr 7 min

Good Svffer [->VerifiedSafeShow<-]

This episode sees Dimes and Judas speaking on being haunted by Dinesh D'Souza, a rigid defense of lynching, Rothschild in Antarctica, the irreversable civilizational downfall of European/Western people being deeper than racial identity, a recap of the recent Canadian election, Orange Shirt Day in Canada, and the coverlap of property rights and victims of theft being seen as human.

Oct 02, 20212 hr 9 min

The Big Bang Bus Theory [arth0s1mul4t0r]

This is more of a slick willy episode where Dimes and Judas get angry about uppity stand-up comedy and deny them the title of "comedians," poor people buying new cars, the dominance of middle managers in society, Norm Macdonald's passing, women being terrible at eulogizing, and gaslighting people with slurs.

Sep 25, 20212 hr 8 min

HELP ME DEEPAK I GOT A FUDGE STORE CREDIT CARD [icarlschmitt]

Dimes and Judas dive deeper into the sordid history of CIA and provide a larger discussion as how power as an entity in itself attempts to centralize itself even against its own institutions, citing the books Nemesis by CA Bond and The Devil's Chessboard by David Talbot. Also discussed is African towns operating like carnivals, touring the Aboriginal reserve and a brief history of nomadic land ownership, and real life Trailer Park Boys being filled with bigot molestors.

Sep 19, 20212 hr 20 min

Pregnant Dixie Anne Frank Respecters [theabssolutestateofgerm]

There's an audio problem for Dimes in the first bit but it fixes itself before long. Dimes and Judas discuss the history of Germ/Biological Warfare done globally throughout the 20th century, but primarily by the United States and often on its own people, using the books Baseless by Nicholson Baker and Lab 257 by Michael Carroll as primary references. This draws direct parallels to the origins and reactions to Covid 19. They also review the movie Don't Breathe 2, discuss being raised by memes, th...

Sep 11, 20212 hr 7 min

Chris Benoit is Still Alive Iceberg Meme [hapaborear1s1ng]

The BOLG Boys take time out of esoteric babble to address The Hapa Question and provide tips on the identity crisis felt by mixed-race kids and white kids alike. They also briefly discuss the political layout of Canada around the upcoming election and give tips to Conservatives on how to deal with hot button topics, the Ikea bit of Don Peyote, the Dennis the Menace movie being a cover for Dimes being molested, and redefining what The N Word Pass is. This is more of a casual laid back episode and...

Sep 06, 20212 hr 12 min

Denim-Clad Windmill Arms [.exe]

After a week off due to a new baby being born, the boys are back to delve into the history of the spread of Christianity as an interpersonal networking phenomenon and an overview of the book Rise of Christianity by Rodney Stark, the recent dustup between author Chris Bond and Bronze Age Pervert over the topic of secret dissidant patronage, cursed to eternal life but not beig handsome, the concept of a grassroots movement being misleading, and being Mike Lindell's long suffering staff,

Aug 28, 20211 hr 59 min

Everything that Exists without my Credit Exists Without my Consent [alpha build]

Dimes and Judas discuss the recent American withdrawal from Afghanistan and the constellation of rotten takes emerging as a result, the hidden or rebranded degeneracy lurking behind many anti-American psyops and memes, the horse gravy factory to horse graveyard molestation pipeline, a Black Nazi autobiography, and the Chatlottesvile Protest anniversary.

Aug 14, 20212 hr 9 min

45 Degree Angled Green Line Nash [holthcare]

Dimes and Judas take a break from delving into esoteric philosophy to discuss their bad experiences with various types of healthcare systems and explore how to create the perfect one, musicians becoming magicians, what would cause you to kick your child out of the family, the end of Covid 19, and I think there's a bit about good paramedic/bad paramedic somewhere in there.

Aug 07, 20212 hr 6 min

Fedpost With Your Fists [centerofgravitHE]

It's a banner day at the BOLG Compound as Dimes and Judas dive into the recent incest scandal with Chris Chan, tell fmale stories, Sopranos Holocaust Fanfic, the bane of sodium, and a discussion of the book "Anthropomorphics: The Originary Grammar of the Center" by Dennis Bouvard primarily the relatioship of ancient civilizations with the esoteric world and how the biggest empires and civlizations in history grew out of this interplay.

Jul 31, 20212 hr 16 min

Mid Heh During the Struggle Cuddles [bolgboyzclass1c]

In this episode Dimes and Judas talk about the book Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times by Rene Guenon and an overview of how our perception of time, the unknown, and art has dramatically shifted in the modern. Also discussed is the Zoltanus breakdown and opsec vs. internet trolling, the socio-sexual heirarchy being at least half ridiculous, and Bruce Springsteen and Bracak Obama's preposterous hyperreal podcast. By the way there's no more music in the background, enough of that.

Jul 24, 20212 hr 4 min

Felted Lindywaffen LLC [cyb3rschiz0c4p1tal1smm4n]

In this one the Bad Optics Leaf Gods tread some familiar ground off the dome before exploring the Neoreactionary/NRx phenomenon, primarily through the work of Mencious Moldbug (Curtis Yarvin) and Nick Land. There's also a review of the very bad Tomorrow War movie, dreams of a better class of prostitute, The New Cross house fire in the UK, the first episode of This Week in Bits, black people not liking stories, and some other stuff to fill your humid weekend existence.

Jul 18, 20211 hr 54 min

GEORGE FLOYD READ SIEGE [fedish+strategy+makers]

The BOLG Boys line up a humdinger of an episode including Paganism Vs. Hyperborea, Quantum English and Russel Jay Gould, the hypothesis that dinosaurs are fake, summoning Dick Girl Waffen, and an exploration of Distributism by way of GK Chesterton.

Jul 10, 20212 hr 1 min

He Dreamt of Firing Squads in the Based Jail and Trans Assassins [worstgenocideever]

The Boyz launch into a tirade on the recent alleged Aboriginal Child Genocide and it's pretty much what you'd imagine. Additionally, a review of The Quiet Place 2, a discussion on new techniques used by scammers to control your online profiles, a George Floyd race-swap movie pitch, the pitfalls of being an online personality as your only job, and the recent Canadian Hate Crime legislation Bill C-36 that will have us all in jail soon.

Jul 03, 20211 hr 35 min

Day of the Rake Vs. Perpetual Autumn [th4sneedshouldf3arth3str3ng]

Dimes and Judas pick a big honking fight with the Apollonians, discuss token office fat girls, mainstream Conservatives having the wrong read on Critical Race Theory, and finally an overview of Futurusm and its hidden ties to gay satanists.

Jun 19, 20211 hr 42 min

Buck Breakers [censorshipfriendly]

Review the movie Buck Breaking by Tariq Nasheed, this is the audio version and the actual video version will be up soon on Odysee.

Jun 13, 20211 hr 28 min

Tint King of Findom [WEREBACKBABY]

I can't copy an paste my description here but we cover the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, Einstein inventing Boipussy, Army of the Dead review, all sorts of shit.

May 23, 20211 hr 46 min

Frenemy Holy War featuring the David Spade of Fascist Monarchy [Formerly Chuck's]

Straight from the desk of Die and Yood, we're talking a recent Canadian news story of rampant antisemitism in small town Ontario, workplace fumigation, a brief history of the Anglo Empire and the disintegration of Japan, and a review of the book "Concept of the Political" by Carl Schmitt in relation to the Extremely Online Right rethinking their political distinctions between friends and enemies.

May 08, 20211 hr 44 min

Constantly Looking up the Definition of Sophistry [thebookofboobafeet]

Dimes and Judas do a movie review segment where they agree documentaries are dead and true crime is all garbage. They then tackle the recent controversy/drama between popular YouTubers Contrapoints and PhilosophyTube, using it as a launchpad to discuss transgender obsession with middle-management power structures and how this impacts society. This leads ito a discussion of "On Heroes, Hero-Worship, and the Heroic in History" by Thomas Carlyle and the importance of philosophers in the modern worl...

May 01, 20211 hr 45 min

People Exist in a Time and Place [ladvertising]

On this episode, Dimes and Judas talk about everyone being mad at Tucker Carlson for speaking on the ADL, the fallout from the Derek Chauvin trial, a big friggin lecture by Dimes about the morality of advertising and propaganda in relation to the dissident right, and there's a whole stretch where they talk about wedding stories and crisis actors. Also Dimes and Judas discuss some wild dreams they had. It's better than it sounds, go on ahead buddy!

Apr 24, 20211 hr 55 min

Eternally Boycotted, Impossibly Freakazoided [anarchocommunismsode]

The BOLG Boys finally get around to discussing Leftist Anarchism with the books "Anarchism and Other Essays" by Emma Goldman and "The Conquest of Bread" by Peter Kropotkin, with special appearance by Max Stirner. Before that there's more Ontario Covid Police State news, a Ginger Amish Nightmare man, a discussion about the age of consent and abortion laws in Canada, and there should be a riff in there about killing the Irish but it's too early to tell.

Apr 17, 20211 hr 55 min

Oh Man Oh Jeeze Pilled [spencerpuddy]

This is a comfy episode by the BOLG and Beautiful Boys talking bout the 5% movement, cryptocurrency owned by white male nerds, a review of Nomadland, sex tourism, and other fun stuff!

Apr 10, 20211 hr 54 min
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