Tan and Grainy
Jackie discusses her alter ego "Jacquie", why Armie Hammer should get a job at Benihana and how to stat the new year on a shamanic diet.
Jan 14, 2021•41 min
Bitch Bible
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Episodes
Woof Woof Bitch
Jackie deals with Andrew's infidelity, recaps her first meltdown of 2021, preaches new communication skills and pays homage to all the hard passes and fat yups of the past year.
Jan 05, 2021•50 min
Holidazed and Confused
Jackie chats with best friend Max, explores new wellness trends, recaps her new popstar success and debriefs on all things Real Housewives.
Dec 29, 2020•49 min
Hoe Hoe Hoe with Heather McMahan
Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan to purge their souls pre-Holiday festivities and find eternal optimism in unlikely places.
Dec 23, 2020•51 min
Fight, Flight or Flounder
Jackie gives updates on her Coronavirus quarantine life, what to do when you make eye contact with a stranger whilst going to the bathroom, Real Housewives updates and her new hit single "BITCH" dropping 12/18/20.
Dec 15, 2020•47 min
Boulevard of Broken Porcelain
Jackie goes off the rails as Covid 19 has infiltrated her home and she questions everything she thought she knew about embellished bodysuits, prosthetic arms and her bowel movements.
Dec 08, 2020•51 min
Teflon Tits
Jackie recaps her Thanksgiving, her impending pop star career, why she is blacklisted from her local Trader Joe's and offers some words of optimism courtesy of Helen Keller. Checkout exclusive Bitch Bible Merch Below! URL: Shop.dearmedia.com/bitchbible Discount Code: BBPOD15 for 15% off your first order.
Dec 01, 2020•42 min
GrATeFuL
Jackie recaps her time at "rehab', shopping addiction, pretty girl privelege (barf), having sex with ghosts and why adult gift exchanges give her hives. Happy Thanksgiving! Checkout exclusive Bitch Bible Merch Below! URL: Shop.dearmedia.com/bitchbible Discount Code: BBPOD15 for 15% off your first order.
Nov 24, 2020•52 min
Gratitude Adjustment
Jackie grapples with the customs of Thanksgiving, shares tips and tricks for holiday time psychological warfare and why pre-sliced cheese triggers her.
Nov 17, 2020•48 min
Delusional, Dangerous and Dorky.
Jackie talks about the election, her high school catfish experience, a brief Covid scare, why you should never call yourself a "bookworm" and how to handle a peeping Tom.
Nov 10, 2020•44 min
Pillar of the Community
Jackie pays homage to Sean Connery, talks home decor, braces herself for pregnancy and preaches a "pillar" lifestyle.
Nov 03, 2020•49 min
RIP BITCH.
Jackie discusses her funeral arrangements, the fraudulence of manifesting. Emrata and why she can't wait to go to a Benihana.
Oct 27, 2020•59 min
Bottom of the Barrel
Jackie discusses her burgeoning music career, neighborly updates, why cranberries trigger her and why she won't be asked to wear matching outfits with Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.
Oct 20, 2020•39 min
The Velcro Vagina
Jackie accidentally super glues her vagina shut, recaps "Emily in Paris", criticizes Halloween decor and toxic positivity.
Oct 13, 2020•52 min
Bitch in Bulk.
Jackie chats with best friend Max Bronner about Costco, Helen Keller's new career move and discusses her struggle with OCD.
Oct 06, 2020•41 min
White Lexus Lyfe
Jackie talks about men who drive white Lexus's, atones for her sins, recaps Real Housewives of Potomac and how to live a lie on Instagram!
Sep 29, 2020•41 min
You Only Die Once
Jackie sits down with friend Liza Owen to discuss a new murder plan, their current poltergeist situation and how to find your Cambodian nickname.
Sep 22, 2020•58 min
Are Balls Webbed?
Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Chris Evans penis, and her new found wellness journey with an unexpected cameo from husband Andrew live from the doghouse!
Sep 15, 2020•51 min
Content is Life.
Jackie is joined by Kate Kennedy from "Be There in Five" to talk about the podcasting world, bridezillas and the cringe fest of "content lyfe".
Sep 09, 2020•53 min
Digital Darwinism
Jackie talks about her first nude photoshoot experience, catches up with her best friend Max, pays homage to Dorinda Medley and the Hough's.
Sep 01, 2020•50 min
Monster Masterclass
Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time her husband c*ck blocked her from Harry Styles.
Aug 25, 2020•48 min
Thirty, Dirty and Gagging
Jackie celebrates her 30th birthday, instills some misguided life lessons, talks Brandi and Denise, WAP and how to live your best CAPS LOCK LIFE.
Aug 21, 2020•36 min
Call Us Daddy
Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, plus dating tips and sex life.
Aug 11, 2020•1 hr 13 min
Betty Ford or Bust!
Jackie recaps her first wine tasting experience, the brillo pad erupting from her scalp and all the latest Real Housewives drama.
Aug 04, 2020•44 min
I Run With A Fabulous Circle of People
Jackie is joined by RHONY alum Jill Zarin and Ally Shapiro to reminisce on simpler times and kibbitz about Bat Mitzvahs and why you should cancel your wedding!
Jul 29, 2020•37 min
Mindless > Mindful
Jackie dissects Julianne Hough's morning routine and preaches the benefits of mindlessness. She also answers listener questions!
Jul 21, 2020•42 min
Entanglements and Puka Shells
Jackie does a deep pop culture dive on all things Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, RHONY, Betty Broderick and Ghislaine Maxwell. Produced By Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 14, 2020•47 min
No Rona No Problems
Jackie has a brush with Covid 19, talks Kanye West's potential presidency and reminisces on vintage Real Housewives of Orange County.
Jul 07, 2020•40 min
Stars Are Blind
Jackie calls Grandma Gloria to talk about her new found stardom, Britney Spears and why you shouldn't verbally assault family members at a drive thru!
Jun 30, 2020•35 min
Silver Linings (feat. Grandma Gloria)
Jackie talks about her first day out of lockdown, TikTok voice, debuts Grandma Gloria's first dance single and how you can get an STD for $4,500 in Vegas.
Jun 23, 2020•36 min