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Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Episodes

She Leaves A Little Sparkle!

Jackie kicks off Off Brand October with some toxic positivity! She celebrates solitude, self love, Diddy's destiny, and connects with her community!! All in a wide brimmed hat!! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer at www.GDEFY.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert for life, with free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE   Happy Mammoth: Fo...

Oct 03, 20241 hr 8 min

Mo Money, Mo Clippies

Jackie breaks down Diddy-gate, recaps Real Housewives, Bennifer re-uniting, and her new affinity for Costco! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com   GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer - Get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.com   Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.com   Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo...

Sep 24, 20241 hr 5 min

Bitch Bible Classics: Bikeshort Regrets with Brad Goreski

 Jackie sits down with Brad Goreski to talk fashion, housewives and marital psychotic moments.   Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Sono Bello: Learn about one-visit Micro Laser Fat Removal. Schedule your FREE consultation at www.SonoVello.com/BIBLE , and ask about Sono Bello's spectacular summer savings going on now.

Sep 21, 202457 min

Red Carpet Rehab

Jackie sends her son to pacifier rehab, breaks down red carpet looks, pop culture happenings and has an existential life changing trip to Costco! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY: Enjoy a special summer offer at www.gdefy.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code Bible Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, you can get 15% off on your entire first order at www....

Sep 17, 20241 hr 10 min

Bitch Bible Classics: Potpourri of Negativity

Jackie goes over a very detailed account of people, places and bizarre things that give her rosacea and make her irrationally angry. She also goes through the Goop Gift Guide and will change your entire perspective on frosted lip gloss. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Prose: Get 50% off your first hair care subscription order at www.Prose.com/bible Sono Bello: Learn about one-vis...

Sep 14, 202450 min

Toxic Shock

Jackie discusses recent pop culture happenings like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's relationship, Jennifer Lopez post divorce trail blazing and some toxic suburban altercations! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Home Chef: For a limited time get 18 free meals plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE   GDEFY: Get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.GDEFY.com Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth....

Sep 10, 20241 hr 12 min

Bitch Bible Classics: Little Brown Bebe Shoes

Jackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T together! And so it is!

Sep 07, 202451 min

Fleur de Labor

Jackie reminisces on childhood catfishing, chili dog psychology and more people, places and things she hates in honor of Labor Day!! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.com   Happy Mammoth: Visit www.happymammoth.com and use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off...

Sep 03, 20241 hr 20 min

Bitch Bible Classics: Hotline Bling

Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. 

Aug 31, 202455 min

Dust Ruffle Diva

Jackie has an out of body experience in a public restroom, attempts to cancel Balenciaga and psychoanalyzes the correlation between Bennifer home decor choices and the downfall of their relationship. Thanks for Supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com GDefy: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.com Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.noom.com ...

Aug 27, 20241 hr 5 min

JACKIE'S BIRTHDAY BASHFEST.

As a gift to herself, Jackie discusses people, places and things she irrationally hates for over an hour. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com GDefy: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.com Mixhers: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 10% off...

Aug 20, 20241 hr 20 min

Bitch Bible Classics: Birthdayzilla

Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!

Aug 15, 202443 min

It Ends with Sus.

Jackie deep dives "It Ends with Us" drama, gets into her baby's first parking lot altercation and condemns Kanye West! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com   This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE   Little ...

Aug 13, 20241 hr 4 min

Domestic Terrorism

Jackie is back from New York with her terroristic son, celebrates Charli XCX's birthday from a distance and psychoanalyzes Blake Lively's press tour looks. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com   ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order at www.TryARMRA.com/BIBLE   Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol....

Aug 07, 20241 hr

Bitch Bible Classics: Livin It Up

Jackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month  ...

Aug 01, 202440 min

Let it Bern

Jackie has an unexpectedly deep and wholesome conversation with Hannah Berner for some feel good fun at the tail end of Hannah's press tour. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com   Mixhers: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE ar checkout for an additional 10% off your order at www.MixHers.com/BITCHBIBLE   Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom's first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitc...

Jul 30, 20241 hr 23 min

Bitch Bible Classics: YAHABIBI WITH COUNTESS LUANN!

Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE   Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Designed for travelers seeking casual comforts filled with simple pleasures. Check out grand opening rates at www.HyattVivi...

Jul 25, 202438 min

Collect Yourself

Jackie recaps her son's first birthday party, why Shannon Beador is the best housewife of all time and why the alcoholics are ruining Disney World. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month at www.factormeals.com/bible50   Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE   Pretty Litter: Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy at www.prettylitter.co...

Jul 23, 20241 hr 5 min

Bitch Bible Classics: Tour de Bitch

Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac. 

Jul 18, 202444 min

CALM APLOMB with Whitney Cummings

Jackie is joined by friend Whitney Cummings to discuss psychotic traits, tampon trauma and spread Lyme(s) Disease awareness? Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com   Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first...

Jul 16, 20241 hr 29 min

Bitch Bible Classics: A Look Inward

Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional. 

Jul 11, 202447 min

Simmer Down Schimmel

Jackie reignites a 2016 feud with Olivia Culpo, spreads some love and light by sharing a current gratitude list and starts a new initiative to replace trad wives, with trag wives. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! "Addyi, The Little Pink Pill" - See full prescribing information and medication guide, including boxed warning for severe low blood pressure and fainting, at http://addyi.com/pi This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your...

Jul 09, 20241 hr 14 min

Bitch Bible Classics: Caulk Tease

Jackie endures a cheating scandal, finds love at the Home Depot, seeks justice for Sarah Jessica Parker and makes her own asshole clench with next level cringiness.

Jul 04, 202438 min

There's Something About Gary

Jackie sits down with legend Gary Janetti to discuss niche travel insights, the trauma of faux plants and pop culture history. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Armra: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLE This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.happymammoth.com Nurx: Ta...

Jul 02, 20241 hr 9 min

Bitch Bible Classics: Journey with a Capital J!

Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette". Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation to learn about Micro Laser Fat removal today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE   The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food Plus FREE shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible  ...

Jun 27, 202443 min

Bratard Summer

Jackie breaks down rodent hot boys, highschool graduation updates, trauma dumps and why no one cares about the hard boiled eggs you had for breakfast! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Gravity Defyer Shoes: Experience ultimate comfort and pain relief and use code Bible for $30 off orders of $130 or more at www.gdefy.com Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Check out grand opening rates at www.HyattVividResorts.c...

Jun 25, 20241 hr 8 min

Bitch Bible Classics: Teppanyaki Tears

A throwback so unhinged no intro is needed. After a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie rants about everything under the sun, and tells the origin story of the Bitch Bible podcast. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible   Hyatt Vivid Grand Island: Visit www.HyattVividResorts.com and discover limited-time grand opening rates and a free speedboat excursion for two...

Jun 20, 202442 min