On Bit Season the guys recap their appearance together for the Commanders game. Drab thinks Valdez is being too wimpy about JP's Terps criticism. We discuss how Lurch and EB are country posers and rank the Junks hillbilly features. Plus, a mom takes her 5-year-old son to Hooters for his birthday.
On today's episode of Bit Season, the Bitties open up about all the full sized and fun sized candy we have sitting around in the office, and Drab is ricked about full size candy bars on Halloween. Drab also has a bombshell theory on alcohol poisoning, so he delves into that here. We also have to give JP props for his SILLY ports Junkies instagram page as he has been killing it, we were wrong all along. EB is also claiming that he's now out on Junkies lingo, and the boys behind the glass joan on ...
There was a big discussion about squatters on the Junkies this week, so Drab & Valdez dive into that and how BAD squatting is right now. It's spooky season, so Drab & Valdez talk about their good ole days of egging houses, TP'ing houses, amongst other teenage hooligan activities. Big John pointed out the new Cakes-isms, so we have to jump into that here also. Johnny Dep is back in the news, and the ladies still love Johnny Depp! We wrap up the show with Valdez's obsession with Survivor....
On todays episode, we have sickly Drab chugging through todays show like a champ. Then, we talk about the will power that Cakes has when he has an empty nest at the house and he doesn't do the deed. Drab gets us into the new, trendy beard that we see all men with now that can grow one. Should Matt & Matt grow a beard? The Stallion may have finally scored a girl in his age range, so we celebrate that here. JP has "discovered" Instagram and wants the Junkies to be more out front on that app as...
On todays show, we open up with Spooky Season with all the Halloween festivities, and the best spooky season movies. Then, we jump into Drab's obsession with McDonald's and he reveals that he has been to Mickey D's FIVE days in a row. We then discuss NFL legends, Brandon Marshall & Pacman Jones being in the office and the great interaction the Stallion had with Pacman. We end on the Junkies new drinking game that they came up with, and we give it a try for ourselves.
We have Valdez back in action this week as he is back from South Carolina, so we talk about his vacation and his Abercrombie photo. McDonald's is genius yet again, and bringing adult Happy Meals with toys to the menu; what toy do you want? JP brought up a story on the Junkies about Dana White knowing when he will die based on biology, would you want to know when you'll die? Then we talk about all the tourist attractions in DC, and which ones we get sized for.
On today's episode of Bit Season, we discuss the drama surrounding Adam Levine, and how he stinks at sliding in girls DM's. Then, we start ripping into the Yankees fans who decided not to sell Judge's historic homerun ball, and share what we would've asked for from the team and Judge. Lurch is nervous for Cal Ripken's event, and we hash it out as to why that is. Lastly, we dive into EB's obsession with Adnan Syed's release from prison.
The guys are still riding high from the JPO, and the Stallion finally gets to share a wild story from his dirty Myrtle Beach vacation. Could the Junkies make a Manning style broadcast work for games? Plus, what are you ordering off the 9/11 menu?
The day we have been waiting for a while is here, we are LIVE from MGM inside the JPO room recording a fresh Bit Season episode for everyone. We then have our own presents for ourselves for our 50th episode, and basically the 1 year anniversary of Bit Season. We then take you inside the JPO, and commentate what we're seeing so far. We also get to talk about todays broadcast from MGM as Big John made his return to the show. Lastly, we end on Drab telling us what he was doing prior to todays episo...
Today's episode we talk daytime TV and if there will be another Jerry Springer type show. We noodle the Crab Kickoff and how to make it better in the future. How JP is a fake Orioles fan. Drab wants to take Valdez to New Orleans and why Leonardo DiCaprio gets so much hate for only dating girls younger than 25. You'll want to stay for the horse story at the end.
Drab and Valdez recorded this epsiode of Bit Season on Tuesday. We recap Drab's trip to Disney before leaving for New Orleans. Plus, we discuss "Quiet Quitting," Lurch house shopping in North Carolina. Stay tuned for Bit Season's show announcement at the end!
Happy Thursday Bitties! We open up todays show joaning on Drab after all the flack he gave Cakes for going to Disney World, he is now there with his Mickey Mouse ears. Earlier this week, JP was late for the 2nd time in the past few weeks- what is JP's penalty? We then share our final meals if we were in prison, and the nubby ones that others have come up with. With the nubby meals in prison, there are even nubbier jobs that you have to do so we share our power rankings of prison jobs. Lastly, we...
Happy Thursday Bitties! We open up todays episode discussing the slow, dragged out month of August and all the terrible things that come with it. What's the deal with EB wearing jerseys on the beach? Also, Valdez made his triumphant return to Ocean City over the weekend with a smashola photo that got Drab & The Stallion sized. Then, the boys behind the glass are bitter about John The Intern getting an intro after being on the show for a few weeks. Lastly, what should the punishments be for r...
We open up this weeks episode welcoming a new sponsor SeatGeek! Then, we jump right into EB jumping ship on his Nats fandom after the deadline trade. Then, right before the show, the Stallion side swiped a car in the parking lot and botched the process entirely. What is the most masculine trait that the bitties have, we put our masculinity to test. Also, why does Cakes keep taking shots at nice cities like San Diego? We also get into the JPO event coming back, and the plans Bit Season has with t...
Happy Friday, Bitties!...Sorry for the tech issues. In this episode we talk about JP and his computer being stolen from his car. Drab gives his expertise on home security systems. Plus, everyone needs to wish Drab a happy 40th birthday.
This episode is being featured on 106.7 The Fan during Overtime at 7PM!...We talk about the Renaissance Festival and contemplate other festivals around the world. Drab and Valdez explain sexual tensions on a flight and enlighten The Stallion about the wonders of AIM. Get your away messages ready, and listen in! BRB! I SaW U aNd U SaVeD ME fRoM MySeLF SO (in no order) mc, rc, mv
We open up this weeks episode talking about Drab and The Stallion's day at Nats Park yesterday sitting in the suite, and the Junks comments on the suite. Then, we get to the flourishing star that is Intern John & have him come on for this weeks episode. We get to the end of the internet, as some of the Bitties may have ventured into that space with movie fascinations. Lastly, we end on Drab's obsession with the recent NASA pictures and what ricked him about the segment on Tuesday on the Junk...
Congratulations to Ryan Clary on his huge day on Twitter yesterday! Ciara popping Russell Wilson's pimple make us reminisce to all of our pizza faced days as teens. Drab reveals why he felt so exposed to Valdez this July 4th. We explain why boy bands are so hot and why Backstreet are the GOAT. Plus, JP running on fumes from taking his daughter to all her events.
In this episode of Bit Season, we discuss JP paying someone to teach his daughter how to ride a bike. Plus, we lament how we have problems following through on ideas. Listen for a Valdez crab story but stay for the holiday festivities. Happy 4th of July, Bitties!...Get your flag cake and Bud heavies ready and crank some Juvenile at the cookout!
Recapping Ryan the Stallion's TV time during the Junks. Drab let's a Twitter troll touch a nerve about Junkies content. Drab and Valdez contemplate how to incorportate fireworks into different holidays. Cakes has been super money obsessed lately, plus the jarring photo of EB playing croquet.
In Episode 38 of Bit Season, we discuss how important lunch is for other shows around the station. JP appeared on a Tik Tok with his daughter, Kelsie and we're floored at all the Zaddy comments. Plus, we tell you why Amber Heard will get back together with Johnny Depp.
Look out!...Does Bit Season have a budding rilvalry with Lurch's new podcast "Picking Fatties?" Valdez explains why he is not involved with the newest rendition of the betting podcast. Plus, is it Alpha Brain or the new cameras in studio that revitilized the Junks this week? Get your Reel Big Fish ready and come sell out with Bit Season!
Valdez and Drab are pounchy after a long night at MGM for the Cakes Classic. They recap their casino experience and Valdez confesses his constant need for male companionship. Speaking of companionship, EB joins the Purple Heart Open golf team. Dad bods are still en vogue and Valdez takes offense to muscle shaming. Plus, Tom Cruise is officially back!
Happy Memorial Day!...Today we hypothesize the origin of Lurch's morning cough/phlegm. Valdez argues Memorial Day is better than July 4th. We try to schedule a bitty meet up in OC for the concert this fall. We discuss why it's necessary to show up at late at parties and why we think the Mile High Club is overrated.
In this episode we discuss Lurch's $21 chicken. Valdez and Drab lament how awful you feel after fast food and what could you eat daily for 50 years. Drab accuses Valdez of Ocean City payola. Ryan tells his Uber horror story and why are guys so messy and filthy in their college years?
Valdez and Drab praise Cakes for being the show punching bag this week with regards to his Caps jinx and bald head. Are the guys prepared to go shirtless this Memorial Day? Valdez is jealous of Vinny and Joe's relationship with EB. Drab explains how giddy Eric gets with his new goombas. Plus, listen to the strategy of how to live on the lam. See you in Zihuatanejo!
Ryan Clary is back and tells Drab and Valdez he had to miss shows because he was studying for a math final. Not just any final...His remedial math final he's already failed once. We ponder what goes on during the Met Gala and debate which holiday is better: St. Patrick's Day or Cinco de Mayo. Plus we get hyped to be the upcoming guests at the June Cakes Classic.
Welcome to the brand new podcast feed for "Bit Season!" We appreciate everyone's support thus far. In today's episode, we learn why Drab avoids small talk with guests on the show. Valdez and Drab talk about 73-year-old David's relationship with a much younger latina woman. As a bonus, Drab tells the steamy story of his Mexican makeout while living in Arizona. Plus, which one of the Junks would be the ideal neighbor? ¡Que lo disfrutes!
Listen to Drab explain his altercation with his neighbor and if he's mentally prepared to fight. Why are the Junks obsessed with labelling Logan Thomas Valdez's BFF? The producers were duped by the Big Naturals story. EB's obsession with a male porn star named "Jack,"
Sorry for the delay with this episode of Bit Season, but we are glad we called out Tiger. Drab and Valdez critique Vinny and Joe's Friday call-in to The Junkies. Examine EB's lack of tailgate preparation and his need for approval of his New York friends. Did we catch Cakes in a white lie about his Happy Meals? Plus the inside skinny on the show's Champion's Dinner.
