Happy Thursday, Bitties. Drab is officially big time and has his own spots and the other producers in the office are jealous of his extra money. The producers vent about Open Line Thursday. Why is Pablo Francisco so polarizing?....And Drab and Valdez stand firm with their distaste of 2022 being Short King Summer.
Valdez unintenionally narcs on Pablo Francisco. The boys analyze EB's travel tweet and how he can't claim he's rich and also poor mouth. Being the fastest kid in school was a thrill. Valdez Drab and Awadd analyze "Short King" season.
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Valdez is clamoring for more holidays allowing you to indugle in international food and drink. Drab calls BS on Valdez's claim he doesn't use curse words. Matt and Matt interview a potential producer candidate. Valdez is offended by EB's suggestion to become an Assitant Golf Pro.
Valdez and Drab share some Radio 101 knowledge about having hot sports takes. The Junks have been doing a lot of poor mouthing during their childhoods. Was Cakes a low-key rich kid? We re-live the joys of Otis Spunkmeyer. Plus, two of Drab's repressed memories make for radio gold.
Drab and Valdez discuss Lurch's comment that "He'll be in South Carolina in 5 years." Nuggets from Drab's wedding, besides the tiniest crab balls known to man. The guys sheepishly pitch their business idea where you can hire Matt & Matt to attend your bachelor party. Erotic Drab tells us about the time he went to a strip club with his wife.
Awadd stops by for this edition of Bit Season. Drab and Valdez are eager to make EB laugh. So much so, they argue about their styles of comedy. Pickleball has fully infiltrated the Junks and we want to put on a tournament. Is Awadd a secret tennis star? Drab has the cooking bug and Valdez tries to win his father's love with brisket.
Bit Season is officially here! With the Super Bowl over, the Junks have transitioned into Bit Season. Dips have taken over the show! Drab and Valdez have uncovered a huge scandal regarding Cakes' clam dip. What's with JP's machismo attitude about cooking? Buff Alan Ritchson joins the show. Lurch all of a sudden has become an Ellen denier. Drab and Valdez noodle a way to create a online game with Missing Link and Dead or Alive akin to Wordle.
Welcome to Ram's favorite episode! Jack Reacher is the hottest guy alive. Listen to how Drab navigated a loaded question from his wife. Valdez recounts the time he was knocked unconscious while playing basketball. Where did JP get the phrase "Getting back with my girlfriend?"
The trio is joined in studio by special guest, Cakes! Valdez is on his high horse about creativity of radio after the Commanders dud announcement. Take a trip down Nu Metal memory lane as Drab admits his love for System of a Down and we discover Cakes is a closet country fan. After the podcast, find "Bit Season Ep. 20" playlist on Spotify to listen to all the music we talked about!
Surprise!...Drab and Valdez feel bad about missing last week's episode, so here's some extra content for you bitties. Awadd joins in and we get and update now that he's a Richmond superstar. Why is "Ozark" talk so hot with the Junkies, and is recapping TV shows boring for the audience? Drab's claims he should have been a Cowboy. He shoulda learned to rope and ride. Wearing his six-shooter, riding his pony on a cattle drive. Plus, we try to convince Awadd why New York sucks.
Monterey Matt is back from his trip to Pebble Beach. Drab asks the important questions, analyzes some of his pics and the duo comes up with a safe word incase the Junks are no-selling a story. Bit Season memorializes American icon Bob Saget and how important he was to our generation. Drab's latest cockamime interest is flying planes.
Welcome to 2022, bitties! Does Valdez need to go to doody humor rehab? Drab feels sorry for Valdez and his infatuation with Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen hosting NYE. Valdez is crash dieting so his Pebble Beach pictures look handsome. Matt and Matt weigh the pros and cons of being trapped on I-95 with each Junkie.
Valdez and Drab give a behind the scenes recap of the annual Junkies Drinking/Holiday show. We talk about what went right, what went wrong and how we can make it better for 2022. We also break down Lurch booking Marcus Hayes this week and how we wish EB hung up on him.
Valdez comes into the studio on his week off doused in Abercrombie & Fitch cologne. Drab is in disbelief Valdez was asked to work there when he was younger. Awadd and Drab give a recap of the P1 Party at JP's house. We dissect Lurch's lack of gluttony and if it's a possible cause of his depression. Plus, Drab accuses Cakes of stealing one of his famous stories.
Drab and Valdez pontificate about the Junks' affinity for thermostat settings. We get an Awadd update from his night out before Thanksgiving. Spoiler alert! A lady ends up at his apartment. We also preview the Junkies Holiday/Christmas/Drinking show on December 23rd. Drab and Adam are disgusted by Valdez wearing used pants.
Bit Season welcomes the first guest of the show: JP Flaim. JP talks about Still Barking and recaps his appearance at Pot Belly. Valdez, Drab and Awadd give all you bittys some bonus content and address the elephant in the room. No, not Adam, but EB angry at the "mocking" from the producers. Listen to Valdez and Drab contemplate the future of joaning allowed on the show.
Happy Thanksgiving from Valdez, Drab and Awadd!..Listen to Drab and Valdez explain why EB wants to constantly hear Pastor Jacques' story and why he's suspicious of happy people. Make sure you have plungers handy for the guests using your bathroom during the holiday. Also, when you're enjoying your dessert, think about Valdez scrolling through Pintrest to make Drab the most perfectly moist cheesecake.
EB has been hounding BDK about his sex life lately. Awadd agrees to a half mile race against "fatso" Cakes. Everyone should be rich fading Cakes' parlay picks. Valdez and Drab are fascinated by Awadd and his Dad's trip to Nashville. Find out who was more successful hitting on women: Adam or Moorie.
Drab is back and joins Valdez and Awadd after missing last week's show. Drab is borderline psycho because he hates bar-b-que, citing it's messiness as the main reason. The guys love chain restaurants and are not afraid to admit it. Awadd's outrageous claim that hobbies suchs as "books on tape" are the reason singles are giving up sex
Drab is MIA from episode 9 of Bit Season after fat-shaming himself into a much needed mental health day. Awadd and Valdez talk about JP's book, "Still Barking" and his emotional announcement Tuesday. They nitpick the promo picture, the title and speculate if Cakes will actually read JP's second book. Note: We needed to use back-up audio at the 21 minute mark. Please forgive us. Always blame Awadd for these type of snafus.
Valdez, Drab and Awadd speculate why EB and Lurch are being Halloweenies and won't wear a costume for Friday's show. Valdez's Lil' Jon impression is surprisingly decent. Drab was forbidden to trick-or-treat as a child. And speaking of childhood, Drab shocks everyone with his horny playground shenanigans during daycare.
Awadd using his radio fame for Wizards tickets but doesn't know how to use it when he's pulled over by the police. Drab befriends an old lady at the hospital who's watching the Junks TV simulcast. The guys give you their tilts of the week, and one of Valdez's includes a major change for the show.
Lurch is bribed into listening to this episode. Has EB joined Jason in being a helicopter parent? Drab realizes how expensive bowling can be. There’s a theft at the radio station. The gang contemplates if their dongs would fit in a Gatorade bottle or be too big, like EB claims.
Drab's sweater was the talk of the office today and Valdez tries to explain the benefits of vests. New Haven style pizza and Valdez's thirst for food compliments makes him beg the guys to show off their tacos. Drab and Valdez agree that no hooker can ever outdo your own hand. New segment alert!: Tilt of the week.
Awadd's IG videos make Valdez self-conscious of his yellow teeth. Drab admits he misses Valdez when he's on vacation, but vows to audit his PTO in 2022. Everyone plays armchair Psychiatrist and analyzes EB's hatred of his personal success and readiness to die. Plus, Adam's attempt to be funny at the end of the show could cause awkwardness next time he sees Lurch.
We get a zaddy update and find out who is King Zaddy? Lurch's Pebble Beach trip has the boys jealous. We speculate other types of trips guys can take together that could be fun. Valdez loves murderous Drab and how he almost killed his brother with a rock. You also get the privilege of hearing Drab sing Everclear- Santa Monica.
Valdez gives his official apology to EB and theorizes why Lurch won't stop visiting his daughters in college. Drab explains what a "Zaddy" is to the crew while discussing Machine Gun Kelly's sex appeal. We also discuss Ben Affleck, Vin Diesel's pasta belly and reminiscing on high school shower horse play.
Drab, Valdez and Awadd recap the first Crab Kickoff in their debut episode. What should the Junks do next year to one-up the celebration to start the NFL season? There was a behind-the-scenes fight and Valdez is upset Drab hung out with Cowboy Todd and never offers up his friendship. Plus, Drab and Valdez are disappointed with Adam's contribution to the show.
