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Binchtopia

Julia Hava & Eliza McLambredcircle.com
If Plato and Aristotle had internet addictions and knew what "gaslighting" was, they'd probably make this podcast. Hosts Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb guide you through our current cultural hellscape, share sociological and psychological perspectives on pop culture, and deconstruct everything you've ever loved. Come have a laugh with us through the end times of late stage capitalism! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episodes

Absentee Fathering From Mars

The ladies check in with the culture and discuss the most haunting happenings of the past week — Grimes’ secret baby, career advice from Kim Kardashian, and more! Digressions include a recap of Eliza’s belligerent night at The Abbey, why The Old Spaghetti Factory should be condemned, and the names of our most gorgine babysitters. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 16, 20221 hr 6 min

Everything Happens So Much

The ladies consult Gav (resident historian and Julia's dad) to explain the crisis in Ukraine. Digressions include the best place to get roofied in LA, Callista Gingrich's FaceTune crimes, and whether or not we would get swindled by the Tinder Swindler. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 09, 20221 hr 34 min

It's Not Gay to F*ck Your Friends w/ Jasmin Savoy

In this episode, the ladies talk with Yellowjackets actress Jasmin Savoy about fan theories, method acting, survival jobs, being gay, probably having ADHD, and more! Jasmin also weighs in on some of your mailbox moments! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 02, 20221 hr 28 min

Binchtopia Goes Red Scare *TEASER*

After a few drinks, the ladies answer some of your questions, resulting in an episode with the hottest takes per capita. We talk circumcision, threesomes, polyamory, male expanders, and more. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopia. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 26, 20222 min

Girlboss Summit: BHM Edition

The ladies celebrate Black History Month by sharing the stories of two Black women who made history, E. Kitch Childs and Sister Rosetta Tharpe. They also share the stories of Black listeners from our community. Digressions include the war crime of uncut jahhhms, the beauty of a solo movie watching experience, and why white people should open their purses. This month, we're donating 10% of our Patreon earnings to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute. Subscribe at patreon.com/binchtopia. Find our merch...

Feb 23, 20221 hr 24 min

Hopeful Vocal Fry w/ Rayne Fisher-Quaan *UNLOCKED FROM PATREON*

In this episode, Eliza is joined by activist, music journalist, and last redeeming TikTok creator Rayne Fisher-Quann. Together, they discuss Adrienne Maree Brown’s “We Will Not Cancel Us,” and move through a conversation about online activism, cancel culture, the “dirtbag left,” and the hopeful future of leftism. Find Rayne on substack at https://internetprincess.substack.com/?r=jcj1n. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Scoop up some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia....

Feb 16, 20221 hr 26 min

Going ✈️ America w/ Mimi Li *TEASER*

In this very special bonus episode, Julia’s college bestie Mimi joins the pod to talk about growing up in Shanghai, coming to America, practicing Buddhism, getting kicked out of bars for fighting men, the history of zombies in Hollywood, and more! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 12, 20224 min

Valentine Hotline

In a special episode, the ladies open a phone line to answer your love-related queries. Digressions include discussions of the Kimye custody wars, how Eliza got an NFT against her will, and why animals should live in our cities. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy some sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 09, 20221 hr 37 min

Freud Shrieking From the Grave

The ladies crack the twisted psychology of #BoyMoms, delving into Freudian psychology, the concept of enmeshment, and why we’re all a little fucked up by our parents. Digressions include The Antisemitic Point Of No Return, Sam Levinson’s crimes against humanity, and the Google search “damascus goat beautiful." Support the podcast at patreon.com/binchtopia. Check out our sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

Feb 02, 20221 hr 21 min

Hopeful Vocal Fry w/ Rayne Fisher-Quann *TEASER*

In this episode, Eliza is joined by activist, music journalist, and last redeeming TikTok creator Rayne Fisher-Quann. Together, they discuss Adrienne Marie Brown’s “We Will Not Cancel Us,” and move through a conversation about online activism, cancel culture, the “dirtbag left,” and the hopeful future of leftism. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 28, 20224 min

The Yassification Crisis

The ladies break down the concept of gentrification, its historical legacy that explains the housing crisis today, and share your own stories about having lived through it. Digressions include Julia’s candle obsessions, the redemption of West Elm Caleb, and whether or not horseback riding is relaxing. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Check out our sexy merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

Jan 26, 20221 hr 33 min

Doing Coke At Judd's w/ our bfs *TEASER*

The ladies kick off the first bonus episode of the year by welcoming their Film Bro Boyfriends to a discussion of Euphoria's season 2 premiere. Digressions include the scathing Vulture article about the author of "A Little Life," tales from our high school experiences, and how Lukas was poached by the Euphoria cast at a dive bar. Listen to the full episode here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 24, 20223 min

Sylvia Plath Plagiarized My Tumblr

The ladies chat about the Gun-Kelley newlyweds, why your boyfriends need to be in therapy and/or jail immediately, and review their 7th grade poems. Support the podcast on Patreon here . Buy some sexy merch here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 19, 20221 hr 12 min

The Suck Session *TEASER*

In this episode, the ladies break down the Succession season finale and give their hot takes about the show and its characters. **spoilers for Succession are from 18:35-48:38** Digressions include the COVIDification of the entire world, why only rich people know how to skii, and a special Succession-themed round of FMK. Listen to the full episode here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 14, 20223 min

Empaths Anonymous

The ladies explore the pop psychology phenomena of "empaths." They unpack the science behind empathy, why it might not always be used for good, and if it's true that some of us are plagued by horrendous vibes more than others. Digressions include a flop husband of the century, and Khloe Kardashian's public stoning via IG stories. Subscribe to the Patreon for bonus content here . Snag some sexy merch here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Jan 12, 20221 hr 22 min

My Higher Self Has An Apple Watch

In the first episode of the year, the ladies tell you how to be "that girl," discussing Aristotelian ethics and the mind vacuum of TikTok along the way. Digressions include the best tweets of 2021, the biggest wave in the world, and a potential sponsorship that made us violently ill. For bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon here . Buy our merch here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 05, 20221 hr 4 min

Re: Skunk Traps On the Property *TEASER*

In a chatty episode, the ladies make their official commentary on Showtime's Couple's Therapy, the Red Scare podcast, Ted Bundy (new and improved), and many of the other happenings in the cultural zeitgeist. This immersive episode is set in Eliza's deathtrap apartment with special guests Harley and Bug McLamb. Listen to the full episode here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 18, 20214 min

Nancy Reagan Throat GOATus

In this episode, the girlies review the most iconic pop culture events of 2021 including Demi Lovato’s froyo beef, Lorde’s sleeper album, Hilaria Baldwin's Latinx tease, and more. Subscribe to the Patreon here . Shop our merch here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 15, 20211 hr 5 min

Binchiversary

The ladies celebrate the one year anniversary of Binchtopia by answering all of your burning questions. They reveal the origins of the podcast and their friendship, intel about their favorite episodes, and how the podcast has changed both of their little rat brains for the better. Thank you for spending this year with us, and we can't wait to spend many, many more with you! Subscribe to our patreon here . Buy our merch here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. S...

Dec 08, 20211 hr 10 min

WTF was #Kony2012?

In this episode, the ladies dive into the fever dream that was #Kony2012. They discuss the documentary, its cultural impact, and the glaring flaws of both the film and its creator. Digressions include Julia’s review of House of Guncci, the yassification of Eliza’s veterinarian, and a good healthy dose of CBT slander. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 01, 20211 hr 16 min

Gav's History Hour *TEASER*

In this episode, Gav, Julia's Dad, joins the podcast to answer your history questions. The conversation ranges from "was colonialism because of spices?" to "would Napoleon have been such a menace if he wasn't a short king?" Plus, the hilarious history gaffes Gav's students have made in their papers over the years. Listen to the full episode here Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 28, 20212 min

It's Giving Thanks

In a return to the old Binchtopia days, the ladies have a little old fashioned chat. Topics include the horrific city planning of Los Angeles, our strange presence in your dreams, and Eliza’s recent near death experience. Subscribe to our patreon here. Buy our merch here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 24, 20211 hr 10 min

This Episode is BPA Free

In this episode, the ladies dive into the world of clean beauty and examine whether or not we can ever escape "toxic" chemicals. Digressions include advice for cheapskate richie boyfriends, Taylor Swift's not-so-new album drop, and Eliza's shameful trip to Brandy Melville. Support the podcast on Patreon here . Buy Binchtopia merch here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 17, 20211 hr 21 min

Ben Franklin off the Percs

In this episode, the ladies discuss the complicated history and devastating present of the opioid crisis. Digressions include discussion of Chris Pratt’s jail-worthy wife posts, the Astroworld tragedy, and why the founding fathers should have never been trusted to write legally binding documents. Support the podcast on patreon here . Buy Binchtopia merch here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 10, 20211 hr 21 min

The Whorigin Story

In this episode, the ladies investigate the history of casual sex and hookup culture. Digressions include the questionable ethics of the Mii plaza, the atrocities of Lamb (2021), and more of your hilarious sex stories. Watch the video episode here . Buy our merch here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 03, 20211 hr 23 min

Ghostopia *TEASER*

To celebrate the spooky season, the ladies read some of your ghost stories and tell a few of their own. Digressions include why animals should never be made to talk in movies, nepotism hires, and our favorite costumes from Halloween's past. Listen to the full episode here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 30, 20213 min

Drunk Witchstory *UNLOCKED*

UNLOCKED FROM PATREON. To celebrate 666 patrons, the ladies get tipsy and tell the tales of two historical witches, Catherine Deshayes and Ursula Shipton, in front of a live studio audience. Subscribe to the patreon here . Shop our merch here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 27, 202158 min

Rise Up Marxxinistas

In this episode, the ladies break down the recent wave of strikes through a Marxist lens. Digressions include a discussion of the psychic terror of the DMV, if an anxious/avoidant relationship can ever work, and the potential that we might be sued by Goop. Support us on Patreon here and shop our merch here Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 20, 20211 hr 29 min

Drunk Fairytales *TEASER*

In perhaps the most chaotic drunk episode ever published to the Binchtopia catalogue, the ladies recount some original Grimm fairytales for your listening pleasure. Content warning for heinous accent attempts, sporadic, off-key karaoke breaks, and a hasty ending once the realization hits that we're simply too drunk to finish appropriately. Listen to the full episode here . Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 19, 20213 min

Suffering Lesbianly

In a special episode, the ladies go through their mailbox and respond to some listener write-ins. Digressions include why vegans need a better PR team, our recent Netflix obsessions, and our formal petition to take influencer moms to the Supreme Court. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 13, 20211 hr 24 min
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