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Binchtopia

Julia Hava & Eliza McLambredcircle.com
If Plato and Aristotle had internet addictions and knew what "gaslighting" was, they'd probably make this podcast. Hosts Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb guide you through our current cultural hellscape, share sociological and psychological perspectives on pop culture, and deconstruct everything you've ever loved. Come have a laugh with us through the end times of late stage capitalism! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episodes

Crazy GF Keeps Requesting That I Shower *TEASER*

The ladies dive into the r/relationships subreddit to respond to husbands who refuse to go to the doctor, people who try to fuck their roommate’s boyfriend, and girlfriends who, unfortunately, chew like a cement mixer. For the full episode, other bonus episodes, reading lists, and more, visit patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 12, 20215 min

Much to Ink About

In this episode, the ladies dissect the history of tattoos and the many meanings they take on in different social and cultural settings. Digressions include a review of the award-winning girlboss car sex film Titané, a cult leader reaching new heights of hair bravery, and an extended mailbox moment for your funny and traumatizing tattoo stories. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Oct 06, 20211 hr 17 min

STEMstresses

The Girlboss Summit returns to feature two legendary women in STEM: Wendy Carlos and Hedy Lamarr. Digressions include Trader Joes’ new Fall items, our current TV obsessions, and advice on how to deal with a breakup you know is coming. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 29, 20211 hr 11 min

America's Next Top Chaste Young Virgin

In this episode, the ladies break down the history and social purpose of beauty pageants in the US. Digressions include discussion of Julia’s tooth BBL, the trauma of the Macy’s dress section, and the many crimes against humanity committed by Toddlers & Tiaras Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 22, 20211 hr 21 min

ASMR Gossip Hour *TEASER*

In this highly contested episode, the ladies whisper their way through the latest celebrity gossip, including John Mulaney’s divorce, the most maladjusted celebrity children, and Elon Musk’s killer cars. The full episode and other bonus content is available at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 18, 20213 min

TikTok Killed The Radio Star

In this episode, the ladies discuss the D’Amelio family’s depressing reality show, how TikTok rewards mediocrity, and why every random influencer has a singing career. Digressions include more male art discourse and a summary of the Disney princesses’ mental illnesses. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 15, 20211 hr 14 min

Abort Mission

In this episode, the ladies unpack the complex history of reproductive rights in the United States, talk historical abortion procedures, and break down what’s happening with reproductive rights and access today. Digressions include Eliza’s near death experience, the general public’s lack of plane etiquette, and why one listener thinks Binchtopia has basically the same effects as Xanax. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia . Texas resources: https://fundtexaschoice.org...

Sep 08, 20211 hr 24 min

Girlbossing Too Close to the Sun

In this episode, the ladies break down multi level marketing businesses, how they prey on the loneliness of women, and explain why they’re basically all cults. Digressions include why men need to stop overstaying their welcome, the rich cosplaying as poors, and a special birthday astrology reading for a listener. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 01, 20211 hr 8 minEp. 31

Baseless Claims w/ Allegra Chapman *TEASER*

In this special bonus episode, Julia’s bestie Allegra joins to talk about the Gossip Girl reboot, basic things she doesn’t understand, and why we should all be making baseless claims. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 30, 20213 min

Mommy's Little Miserable Existence

The ladies discuss the abject horrors of domestic life and explain why your moms are so sad all the time. Digressions include our gynecological updates, Joan Didion’s iconery, and the OnlyFans rebrand. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 25, 20211 hr 6 minEp. 30

Eliza's Existential Question Hour *TEASER*

In this special bonus episode, Eliza chats with her college bestie, religious scholar Kate Twomey, about spiritual materialism, psychedelics, the whitewashing of eastern religion, higher self alignment, and much more. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 13, 20215 min

My Twin Won't Stop Posting Hole. *UNLOCKED*

In this unlocked Patreon bonus episode, the ladies use their genius, powerful minds to review some r/AmITheAsshole submissions. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 11, 20211 hr 1 min

This Murder Was Sponsored By HelloFresh

In this episode (which is unfortunately not sponsored by HelloFresh) the ladies unpack our culture’s obsession with true crime. They explore why women love it, the ethical dilemmas associated, and how some of you freaks want to fuck the Columbine shooters. Plus, a surprise guest! Support us on Patreon patreon.com/binchtopia. Buy our merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 04, 20211 hr 19 minEp. 29

My Twin Won't Stop Posting Hole. *TEASER*

In this episode, the ladies use their genius, powerful minds to review some r/AmITheAsshole submissions. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 04, 202111 min

Panic! At the Gender Performance

In another theory episode, Julia breaks down Judith Butler’s concept of gender performance. Digressions include Harley’s rise to fame, BBL community updates, and Jeff Bezos’ unfortunate return from space. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 28, 20211 hr 11 minEp. 28

Heterosexuality Is a Trauma Response

In a special episode, Eliza uses her incomplete Gender Studies degree to give a crash course on Adrienne Rich's theory of compulsory heterosexuality. Digressions include Julia's stint in the tuberculosis unit, why men are afraid to get their balls checked out, and how to let your female friends know you love them. Patreon: patreon.com/binchtopia. Merch: propfront.com/binchtopia. Honor Mat George's memory by donating to glsen.org or operationbreakthrough.org. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcir...

Jul 21, 20211 hr 6 min

To All The Boys I've Banged Before *TEASER*

In an episode that could never not be paywalled for personal and professional reasons, the ladies rank their complete and chronological lists of sexual partners -- the good, the bad, and the Geminis. Find the full episode at patreon.com/binchtopia. Find merch at propfront.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 17, 20212 min

My Close and Personal Friend, Beyoncé

In this episode, the ladies dissect celebrity culture and the concept of parasocial besties. Digressions include the horrors of pregnancy, why stalking was legal until the 90’s, and how Madison Beer saved our lives. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 14, 20211 hr 2 minEp. 26

How to Pop Your Chrussy in a God Honoring Way

In this deep dive on Godly Wives, the ladies discuss the history of Godly wifehood, what it takes to be one, our contemporary Godly idols, and the tradwives' twisted relationship with history. Digressions include the movement to let Sha'Carri smoke weed, YoungLife trauma, and a merch reveal! Merch is available at propfront.com/binchtopia . Bonus content including extra episodes, reading lists, and livestreams is available at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/bra...

Jul 07, 20211 hr 15 min

Drunk Witchstory *TEASER*

To celebrate 666 patrons, the ladies get tipsy and tell the tales of two historical witches, Catherine Deshayes and Ursula Shipton, in front of a live studio audience. To hear the full episode along with other bonus episodes, reading lists, and more, go to patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 03, 20212 min

I Can't Believe It's Not Bread!

In a round-up of cultural commentary, the ladies discuss the Bo Burnham special, Britney's testimony, the end of The Kardashian reign, and much more. Digressions include a look into Subway's unethical and inedible practices, Julia's beef with the Evangelicals, and why mommy vlog TikTok is canceling Eliza. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 30, 20211 hr 2 minEp. 24

Flewed Out For Teen Torture

The ladies unpack the Troubled Teen Industry, from its hippie cult origins to the money laundering scheme it is today. Digressions include an explanation as to why both girlies are so hungover, our vocal fry haters, and how some of you need to parent better. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 23, 20211 hr 13 minEp. 23

Juulspiracy

The ladies tackle the new-age nicotine epidemic with a discussion about the history of cigarettes, why Marlboro was #ForTheBoys, and how Juul made addiction cool again. Digressions include a review of Lorde's emotionally stable single, life updates from your mommies, and an enticing offer for anyone who can crack Eliza's cigarette habit. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 15, 20211 hr 20 minEp. 22

All Tangents *TEASER*

Consider this episode an immersive experience. It's like you're sitting on our couch, a bong rip in (if you partake), listening to us gab about Jeff Bezos' space exploration, elementary school bullies, shoplifting tips, and everything in between. The full episode along with reading lists, newsletters, livestreams, and other bonus content is available at our Patreon, patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Jun 15, 20212 min

Binchtopia Says "Gay Rights!"

To kick off pride month, the ladies tell the stories of queer historical icons Felice Schragenheim, Lilly Wust, and Ralph Kerwineo. Digressions include a dip into the Kink At Pride Discourse, a Netflix-worthy mailbox moment, and some resources on where to put your coins this Pride month. Gay rights! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 09, 20211 hr 9 minEp. 21

Alexis Ren Body Tutorial

The ladies discuss the history of eating disorders, the misconception of anorexia as "the white woman's disease," and the psychology behind pro-anorexia online spaces. Digressions include Brandy Melville's fatty-proof storefront, Kate Mossgate, and the burning question of whether or not Elijah Wood will wear wigs. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 02, 20211 hr 28 minEp. 20

Patreon Loveline *TEASER*

The ladies take questions from the binchies about situationships, "intellectual" men, queer dating, and more for the first Patreon loveline. The full episode is available at patreon.com/binchtopia Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 20213 min

Zarapocalypse

The ladies discuss the evolution of fast fashion and dissect the industry’s environmental and social impact. Digressions include some gynecology wisdom, House of Sunny’s reign of terror, and the return of cheugy discourse. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 26, 20211 hr 12 minEp. 19

In My Old Hag Era

The ladies talk pedophilic beauty standards and grooming through the lens of Courtney Stodden's marriage, and dissect Susan Sontag's "The Double Standard of Aging." Digressions include the Mouseaccre, dads we wouldn't like to fuck, Leonardo DiCaprio's hatred of women over 24, and the benefits of being a spinster. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 19, 20211 hr 19 minEp. 18

Incel Hell

The ladies take the red pill and delve into the history of Men's Rights Activism, Inceldom, and Pick-Up Artistry. Digressions include Valerie Solanis’ SCUM Manifesto, Kendall Jenner’s heartbreaking battle with anxiety, and Julia’s new arc as a Peloton influencer. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 11, 20211 hr 7 minEp. 17
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