Send us a text This week, your hosts take on our biggest foe to date: the moon. We have all kinds of questions for this celestial conwoman: why do you have so many names? Are you a planet or what? Why is everyone lying about walking on you? Listen to find out the truth about the Carmen Sandiego of the sky. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbo...
Nov 30, 2023•1 hr 29 min
Send us a text In this cyclical episode your intrepid hosts dare to dress down the most important and complex of all topics: the circle. [VIDEOS] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SkAhx9Hh_I [LINKS] https://www.bltresearch.com/plantab.php https://jalopnik.com/lets-actually-ask-an-expert-if-traffic-circles-could-ma-184761422 Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummit...
Nov 02, 2023•44 min
Send us a text Have you ever thought, I wish someone would FINALLY talk about Richard Nixon? Don’t worry, listeners—in this juicy megasode, Dylan recounts Dicky Baby’s life, crimes, and all the famous moments that make him America’s Sweetheart. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Oct 21, 2023•2 hr 28 min
Send us a text Welcome to our 100th episode! Can you believe we've done this to you one hundred times and you're STILL here? We sure can't. This week, we continue to insult our listeners and good taste in general by flapping our lips and yackity-yacking up a storm about topics like the situation in the Middle East, the upcoming election, and inflation. Just kidding! We talk about Lance Armstrong's balls. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join...
Oct 14, 2023•1 hr 32 min
Send us a text This week we gather to discuss women maimed or murdered by America's royal family, the Kennedys. What do you think is going on with the Kennedy's and women named Mary? Tell us a scary story! Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Sep 30, 2023•1 hr 36 min
Send us a text Boo! Call us! +1-706-452-4626 Leave a Message for the 100th Episode! RAFFLE! 1 CALL=1 ENTRY PRIZES: HOTBOARDZ.CHAT Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Sep 28, 2023•2 min
Send us a text Vroom vroom! The boys are jet-setting. That's right, even though its travel hiatus, the whole team gets together to swap stories, adventures, and many lessons learned from the wild and wonderful globe. This week the guys deliver a comprehensive and nuanced, well-researched and thought out view of world cultures and their many merits. This episode is not edited. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz....
Aug 28, 2023•1 hr 42 min
Send us a text Click clack! skitter scuttle. Watch Crabs: True or False on YouTube https://youtu.be/hOINgd9k7TU?t=2617 Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 12 min
Send us a text Drip drip! Plonk! Oh no, a bat! Just kidding, we're not IN a cave, but we sure are talking about them! This week, Dylan fills the girls in on the closure of Nutty Putty Cave (it's so much worse than you think), Kentucky's Cave Wars, and an old-timey unsolved cave murder. Plus, the bimbos blow the lid off the Indiana University's conspiracy to silence one cave-malfeasance survivor. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Disc...
Aug 03, 2023•1 hr 31 min
Send us a text This week, we investigate the notorious psychoanalytical sex box man Wilhelm Reich, and discuss some of today’s most pressing questions: Are orgasms our greatest defense against fascism? Can we cloudbust our droughts AND our worries away? Could Wilhelm have prevented the draconian ban on mint JUUL pods? Step into your homemade orgone accumulator, press play, and let the blue-green substance cure what ails you. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon...
Jul 21, 2023•1 hr 36 min
Send us a text Splish splash! This week, the Bimbos dive into noteworthy puddles, slimes and oozes, and in the process seek to heal a bitter divide in the community. Last month, 59% of you voted for Lava over Puddles as our next episode topic. Which is fine and great and all for the Lava Gurlies, but this one is for the Puddle Boiz. Plus, horse talk, hot talk (again) and the launch of a new Canadian inclusion initiative. Read the dossier here. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Pa...
Jul 12, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Send us a text Brrr! Is it chilly in here, or is it just me (important note: I am a frozen head). This week, two cryo-skeptics and one hopeful future mech discuss the art and science of human freezing, known as cryonics. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Jun 22, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 90
Send us a text With 59% of the vote, Lava has won it's own episode and here it is! In this hot and goopy ep, we ask all the questions America has been yearning to know but Joe Biden has told us not to talk about, such as: What is lava? Is it safe to touch? Can I eat it? You may not like it, but this is democracy in action! Watch links: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dossier-lava-92-83862522 Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : ...
Jun 06, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 89
Send us a text Uh oh! We're back with another one of THESE. This week, we field queries from our beloved listeners and give some of the worst, least helpful response possible. Under discussion: the sexiest Batman, the rise and fall of the chupacabra, ley line vortexes, a haunted doll, a tenant's housing rights, and a Peter Bergman theory. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram...
May 31, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 88
Send us a text This week, we tackle (not physically) two MORE famous cases of unknown persons: the mysteriously stateless Man from Taured, and the chic but sadly burnt-to-death Isdal Woman. PLUS, you didn't ask for it, but you're getting it: Hockey Talk! Vote on our next episode: Lava or Puddles Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodca...
May 20, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 87
Send us a text This week, the bimbos disrespect the people of Ireland, who frankly have been through enough, while discussing the mysteriously Tamam Shud-like case of unknown dead guy Peter Bergmann. Plus: an impassioned screed for the gall bladder from a listener, indoor cat madness, and more off topic fighting. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast ww...
May 11, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 86
Send us a text This week Sarah speed runs the mystery of The Somerton Man aka the Tamám Shud case. WHO DO YOU THINK HE IS? Call and leave a voicemail 706-452-4626 Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Apr 29, 2023•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 85
Send us a text This week, the bimbos are joined by annelid enthusiast and verified Canadian Jeffy to discuss all things worm. Izzy and Sarah are enticed into "the lifestyle" (starting home vermicultures), while Dylan keeps his cool and guides us towards important questions such as: Do worms perceive time different from us? How do you convert American units of measurement (Football Field) to Canadian liters? And most importantly: are worms bugs?* Follow Jeffy on Twitch *Jeffy would like to note t...
Apr 14, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 84
Send us a text This week, we denigrate the united states postal system in both thought and deed and, also, answer some of our listeners’ pressing questions. Incredible wisdom on the following topics lies herein: Jake Gyllenhaal, what to do about wrinkles, how to make (or not make) a zine, and of course, how Dylan spent $60 at Fazoli’s. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.co...
Mar 24, 2023•58 min•Ep. 83
Send us a text This week, much to their chagrin, the bimbos return to merry old England to solve the mystery of ley lines. What are they? Did aliens do them? Why do dogs poop on them? Why does that big chalk man have his wangle out? And most importantly, did anyone get a permit ahead of time?? CALL IN AND TELL DEB SHE SHOULD TAKE DYLAN TO SCOTLAND Leave a voicemail +1-706-452-4626 Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotbo...
Mar 13, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 82
Send us a text Just when we were ready to talk about something other than our ignorance regarding systems of edible plant classification, a vile little root known as wasabi snuck up on us and made our sinuses burn. Izzy provides us with a wasabi scene report straight from Japan, and Dylan marshals the forces of all otakus past and present to give us even more important cultural background. Sarah has covid brain fog and just moans. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.p...
Mar 04, 2023•49 min•Ep. 81
Send us a text You thought we were done exposing produce with our fruits episode? We haven't even begun, you child. In this episode, we blow the lid off vegetables by presenting you with a veritable stew of previously-hidden information. Did you know that broccoli is an NFT? Or that in Europe, carrot is a fruit? Listen for even more uncomfortable truths. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Inst...
Feb 15, 2023•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 80
Send us a text This week the bimbos welcome back our friend Bethy Squires! She tells us about Disney rides sponsored by unscrupulous companies including Monsanto, Exxon, Dole, and Mission Tortilla. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Jan 30, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 79
Send us a text This week the bimbos gather to discuss the sordid pasts of citrus and bananas. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Jan 23, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 78
Send us a text Happy new year! This week thee merry Bimbos gather to talk about the history of inbreeding, including the Habsburgs, the Amish, Cleopatra, and that weird Folger’s commercial. Have you experienced a vacation nightmare? Call in or email us at bimbosummit@gmail.com by January 10th, 2023 to be featured on the next mailbag. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/...
Jan 01, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 77
Send us a text This week we kick off our episode by discussing the shutdown of My Inner Baby, an Indiana-based adult baby fetish store. Then we get to our topic and discuss a couple mysteries and whoopsies in the cruise ship industry, including the disappearance of Amy Bradley, and the wreck of the Costa Concordia in 20' of water. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bim...
Dec 16, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 76
Send us a text This week we spin the big mailbag wheel and hear from our dear listeners! Topics include: knee socks on adults, the hidden link between the Unabomber and Weird Al, the Gordy-Ross dynasty, Ferengi. Have you experienced a vacation nightmare? +1-706-452-4626 Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Dec 02, 2022•50 min•Ep. 75
Send us a text Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Nov 22, 2022•1 hr 49 min•Ep. 74
Send us a text Gay bombs! Remote viewing! Armed dolphins! All this AND MORE this week on Bimbo Summit. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Nov 15, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 73
Send us a text Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Nov 14, 2022•5 min
