Send us a text This week we report to you LIVE on the scene as Sarah holds a police scanner and we track the movements of the armed man running around the tunnels of Bloomington, Indiana. Is he hot? Is he Amish? Will we be forced to dig more tunnels to service our new King? Find out this week with an eyewitness report from the Bimbo Summit News Network (BSNN). What is a table-side caesar salad? 706-45-BiMBO Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit J...
Oct 29, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 72
Send us a text The veil is thinning this fine October so we're talking superstitions: ours, yours, old Slavic women's, Cubs fan's... basically all the normal sociological groups. In this loosey-goosey, freewheelin' episode, we blow where the wind takes us just like those beautiful crunchy fall leaves. Plus, a voicemail from Izzy's Dad. Reverse the curse! Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon! Join our Discord! Follow us on Instagram! www.bimbosummitpodcast.com Support the show Call us! 1-706-...
Oct 18, 2022•45 min•Ep. 71
Send us a text This week your podcasters get hog-tied and gidde'up as they discuss what is up with the Denver International Airport. We ask pressing questions like, what kind of art should be publicly funded? Will the horse kill again? and most importantly, what's in that FRICKING time capsule? Travel with us as we traverse the wild world of airport culture. Have you seen something you cannot explain? Call us! 706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon! patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord! discord.com/i...
Oct 12, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 70
Send us a text Uh oh! This week, we're joined by biology genius Betsy, who helps us get to the bottom of whether or not we'll be poisoned from eating counter-aged pizza. We take a look at some case studies from burgeoning social network/activism website IWasPoisoned.com , and Betsy gives her final judgment on whether or not eating a Whapper will make your stomach hurt like a son of a g*n. Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon! patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord! discord.com/invite/XmUNx...
Sep 30, 2022•53 min•Ep. 69
Send us a text Have you seen Gossip Girl? What if Gossip Girl was all TRUE? What if it was set in OHIO and the teens were ADULTS? This week our podcasters learn about a mysterious letter writer who harassed the residents of a small Ohio town. What at first begins as some MESSY work drama quickly spirals out of control. Featuring artsy handwriting, a gun in a box and cutting edge wife-tactics. Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon! patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord! discord.com/invite/X...
Sep 19, 2022•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 68
Send us a text This week, we hear the blistering, melodic, and sometimes confusing listener-submitted Mailbag jingles and choose, with great difficulty, the ultimate winner. After that, we continue to mine our listeners for content by answering some advice questions that we are absolutely qualified to address, spanning matters of the heart, psyche, and spirit. Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon! patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord! discord.com/invite/XmUNxWv Follow us on Instagram! in...
Sep 11, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 67
Send us a text This week, the bimbos dive head first into Astrology-denier Sarah's birth chart! Izzy and Sarah are in the same room and they DON'T know how to act. Dylan tries to keep them in line giving tips and strategies for elevating the social standing of your fraternity within the college's Greek system. Tune in to hear if he's successful! Call us!1-706-452-4626 Join our Patreon! patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord! discord.com/invite/XmUNxWv Follow us on Instagram! instragram.com/bim...
Aug 28, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 66
Send us a text This week the gang gets cross-faded and discusses spontaneous human combustion. Join our Patreon! Join our Discord! Call us: 1-706-452-4626 www.bimbosummitpodcast.com Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Aug 20, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 65
Send us a text This week, the bimbos continue their Canadian Apology Tour by joining forces with our notable northern neighbors Matty and Sam of the 2 Much TV podcast to discuss legendary X-Files episode Bad Blood ! Also under discussion: rattlesnakes, our teenage bedrooms, and the vagaries of rock collecting. Be sure to head on over to 2 Much TV’s feed and listen to their version of this episode, which includes a different into and their beautiful songs! Need advice? Call us at 706-45-BIMBO Sca...
Aug 15, 2022•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 64
Send us a text Oh no we did it again, didn't we? A tunnel is just another type of hole, isn't it? This week the bimbos gather to discuss two American tunnels: the abandoned Cincinnati subway, and the embarrassing Las Vegas Tesla loop. Need advice? Call us at 706-45-BIMBO Scared to call us? Submit an anonymous question here! Join our patreon! www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Fo...
Aug 07, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 63
Send us a text This week the bimbos play listener calls, and FINALLY get to share what conspiracies we believe in. We answer pressing questions like, how many Andrew WKs are there? Is the Unidentified Amarillo Object a furry? And most importantly, which member of the British royal family wants to be a human tampon? NEED ADVICE? CALL US 706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/bimbosummit www.bimbosummitpodcast.com Produced by Iz the Wiz Theme song by Reclusive Goblin Support the sh...
Jul 18, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 62
Send us a text This week, the bimbos welcome special guest Liv Mershon aka Mam Flam on the pod porch for a good old-fashioned gossip sesh. We ponder important questions such as: which stars of stage and screen wear big chunky shoes to appear tall? Who among them had sex with a ghost? Which First Lady had her husband killed by a homeopathic doctor? Tune in to find out! CALL US 706-45-BIMBO Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : w...
Jul 08, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 61
Send us a text This week, the bimbos gather to discuss the mysterious disappearance of Michael Rockefeller, the fancy little son of professional rich guy and former vice president Nelson Rockefeller. Did he drown? Was he eaten by cannibals? Or, excitingly, was it a third thing? Plus: don't miss the exciting debut of our spinoff Red Hot Chili Peppers podcast. Call us 706-45-BIMBO Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboar...
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 60
Send us a text This week, the bimbos discuss the famous case of the Hindenburg baby. Wait, that's not it. Heisenberg baby? Lindt baby? Anyway, tune in for some rampant speculation about one of America's sluttiest aviator-slash-fascists, Charles Lindbergh! Call us 706-45-BIMBO Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 59
Send us a text This week the bimbos gather to discuss the spooky and fucked up things kids say. We ask the most pressing of questions like: is there proof of life after death? Can tiny tots see beyond the veil? And most importantly, do you remember when I was your daddy? Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 58
Send us a text Up against the wall, motherfuckers! This week, the bimbos gather to discuss the 1974 kidnapping of Patty Hearst by the Symbionese Liberation Army. We ask questions such as: what constitutes free will? How stable is one's sense of self? And, crucially, where is Symbonia? Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
May 19, 2022•49 min•Ep. 57
Send us a text This week, we welcome back our most famous Hollywood guest, the incomparable Bethy Squires! In this year's report, Bethy brings us up to speed on news concerning the mysterious business of Disney, such as electrifying developments in Florida zoning laws, post-pandemic park decline, and the sexual habits of Babu Frik. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bi...
May 09, 2022•52 min•Ep. 56
Send us a text This week we pay tribute to our intrepid listeners by playing your calls about holes, cryptids, and bugs. While we appreciate the calls, we are deeply disappointed that no one called in about what conspiracy they believe. Please correct this injustice right now by calling us at 706-452-4626 (706-45-BIMBO) Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpod...
Apr 24, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 56
Send us a text This week the bimbos detoxify from all synthetic products and travel to Snowflake, Arizona by way of Kathleen Hale's writing on a community of people with multiple chemical sensitivity and environmental illness. Break out your Reynolds Wrap and get ready to party (get a migraine.) Allergic to life: the Arizona residents 'sensitive to the whole world ' by Kathleen Hale Read the Guardian article here Watch the Guardian video here The MCS/EI official website What conspiracy theory do...
Apr 17, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 54
Send us a text Hey listeners, apologies! It looks like we've created another episode of our podcast. This week, the bimbos discuss the 1982 Chicago Tylenol murders and their possible link to the Unabomber, as well as other potential Ted Crimes. What do you think? Call us and leave a message at 706-45-BIMBO Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbo...
Apr 13, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 53
Send us a text Ring ring! Who’s there? It’s the mail man (...oooor woman!) In this episode, we field your calls with the grace, aplomb, and restraint we’re famously known for. Our listeners share ghost stories, clown crimes, firsthand hole accounts, and more! Join our Patreon www.bimbosummitpodcast.com Call our voicemail 1-706-452-4626 Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.co...
Mar 28, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 52
Send us a text In the beginning, this was a podcast about conspiracies. Then it was a podcast about conspiracies and mysteries. Then it was a podcast about conspiracies, mysteries and vaguely unusual stories. Eventually we veered into the abstract with topics such as liquids, sand and holes. Join us as we take one more step away from reason with this episode in which the Summit dishes all the hottest cone-based gossip. From the little wax cones that mummies are always wearing to an anonymous ice...
Mar 17, 2022•40 min•Ep. 51
Send us a text This week the bimbos welcome Sarah back from maternity leave with some red-handed clownery. Izzy shares a timeline of clown crimes from 1800 to now, Sarah gives a brief summary of John Wayne Gacy's indiscretions, and Dylan proves that woman can clown too with an unsolved 70's murder. CALL US 706-452-4626 Join our Patreon Join our Discord www.bimbosummitpodcast.com Theme song by The Reclusive Goblin Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosu...
Mar 06, 2022•42 min•Ep. 50
Send us a text This week Dylan and Izzy endeavor to do an episode alone, as Sarah is busy having a child. Without the burden of her tyranny, they take their sweet time telling you about listener suggested topics including seahorses and the Turkmenistan hell hole. Tune in for fun new games including "Rename the Baby" and "Guess the Father!" Call us: 706-45- BIMBO Join our Patreon Join our Discord www.bimbosummitpodcast.com Theme song by The Reclusive Goblin Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMB...
Feb 27, 2022•34 min•Ep. 49
Send us a text This week the bimbos gather to discuss mysterious rain of biblical proportions, from the celebrated annual rain of fish in Honduras to the Kentucky meat shower of 1876. Would you eat the mysterious jellybean? Call us: 706-45- BIMBO Join our Patreon Join our Discord www.bimbosummitpodcast.com Theme song by The Reclusive Goblin Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagr...
Feb 13, 2022•55 min•Ep. 48
Send us a text This week, the Bimbos discuss Jared Leto and his ALLEGED chaotic, mysterious, and sexy contributions to American society. While debating what obscene qualities define a cult, we brainstorm what our own cult (The Friend Society) might look like. Call our voicemail: +1-706-452-4626 Join our Patreon Join our Discord www.bimbosummitpodcast.com Theme song by The Reclusive Goblin Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : w...
Jan 25, 2022•59 min•Ep. 47
Send us a text This week Sarah hosts the first episode of her own theological podcast, and her guests are two heathens, Dylan and Izzy. Sarah espouses teachings of the Catholic Saint Catherine of Siena before opening the floor to Q&A. They get to the most pressing of religious quandaries like: are ghosts single? Are all vampires Catholic? What's with all the blood? And most importantly: was she hot? Call our voicemail: +1-706-452-4626 Join our Patreon Join our Discord www.bimbosummitpodcast....
Dec 30, 2021•59 min•Ep. 46
Send us a text Hello KatyCats! This week, our topic is the contentious legal battle between Katy Perry and the Sisters of the Immaculate Heart of Mary. We wade through thorny moral questions like: is Katy responsible for the death of a nun who collapsed mid-trial? Is all property theft? And perhaps most importantly: what does "Last Friday Night" sound like in Simlish? What's your stance? Call now 1-706-452-4626 Join our Patreon! www.bimbosummitpodcast.com Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO...
Dec 20, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 45
Send us a text This week the bimbos gather in a court of law to determine whether or not the Max Headroom Signal Hijacking Incident of 1987 was cringe. Sarah mounts a moral argument for the defense, Dylan prosecutes with extreme prejudice, and Izzy acts as a completely fair and impartial judge. What do you, the jury, think? Call now to overrule: 1-706-452-4626 Join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/bimbosummit www.bimbosummitpodcast.com bimbosummit@gmail.com Theme song by Neomutant Support the show C...
Dec 07, 2021•41 min•Ep. 44
Send us a text Join the bimbos for a festive dive into the world of junk food scandals! Whether it's anal leakage, questionably sourced meat, or swallowing a bullet at a Costco, there's plenty to be thankful for in this episode. Theme song by Neomutant Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Nov 23, 2021•58 min•Ep. 43
