Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Late Night with the Devil IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Colin Cairnes & Cameron Cairnes Written by: Colin Cairnes & Cameron Cairnes Released: 2024 Quote: “Unpredictable? That’s why we still do live TV!” Poll: Do you think Jack left the Grove cult? Rule: If your guests need restraints, don’t cut the straps. First Law: Listen to women! If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whal...
Apr 05, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Little Monsters (2019) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Abe Forsythe Written by: Abe Forsythe Released: 2019 Quote: “I can’t shoot kids… again.” Poll: What is your zombie apocalypse theme song? Rule: Let the kids in. Also, Star Wars. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Designed by Freepik https://creat...
Mar 22, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Imaginary IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Jeff Wadlow Written by: Jeff Wadlow & Greg Erb & Jason Oremland Released: 2024 Quote: “Characters who do bad things aren’t all bad.” Poll: Do you remember your imaginary friend? Rule: Careful which white women you trust. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons lice...
Mar 15, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Lisa Frankenstein IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Zelda Williams Written by: Diablo Cody Released: 2024 Quote: “I told you I’d hold your stupid hand.” Poll: Without the malfunctioning tanning bed, how are they going to fix Lisa? Rule: If your undead boyfriend offers to kill someone for you, in the immortal words of Nancy Reagan, “Just say no.” If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whal...
Feb 23, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Fly (1986) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: David Cronenberg Written by: Charles Edward Pogue & David Cronenberg Released: 1986 Quote: “At the very least, it should make a fabulous children’s book.” Poll: What happened to that second baboon? Rule: Don’t drink & beam. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative comm...
Feb 09, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Destroy All Neighbors IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Josh Forbes Written by: Charles Pieper & Jared Logan Released: 2024 Quote: “Rock & roll’s about being on time.” Poll: What would have happened if William had gone over & knocked on Vlad’s door? Rule: Learn to use your voice. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a c...
Jan 26, 2024
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Voices IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Marjane Satrapi Written by: Michael R. Perry Released: 2014 Quote: “You remember last week when you said that there was an invisible line that separates good from evil and you'd thought you crossed it and I said no, no, no, you're a good boy?... I’ve changed my opinion.” Poll: If your pet could talk to you, what do you think it would say? Rule: Send the cops when coworkers disappear. If you enjoyed this, please consi...
Jan 12, 2024
Your Polterguides (minus Kenzi, but plus the eminent Cass Clarke) take on Mike Flanagan’s latest creation for Netflix, Fall of the House of Usher. Which episodes did they like? Which didn’t hold up? Find out within. Enjoy, and, hey! Check us out on Twitter , Facebook , or Instagram and tell us what you're looking forward to. Let us know if you have a suggestion for a movie we need to see. New regular episodes will be back in January! If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https...
Dec 25, 2023
It’s our year-end review! Your Polterguides look back at our favorite movies, our favorite episodes & more from 2023, and what we’re excited about for 2024. Enjoy, and, hey! Join us on Threads, BlueSky , Facebook , or Instagram and tell us what you're looking forward to. Let us know if you have a suggestion for a movie we need to see. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are u...
Dec 08, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Christine IMDB Synopsis Directed by: John Carpenter Written by: Bill Phillips, based on the novel by Stephen King Released: 1983 Quote: “Hey, Cunningham!... You ain’t mad, are ya?” Poll: How do you think Christine got that way? Rule: Always get the CARFAX. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Desi...
Nov 24, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Fade to Black IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Vernon Zimmerman Written by: Vernon Zimmerman Released: 1980 Quote: “I go to a lot of movies. It’s my thing.” Poll: If you were going to dress as a movie character & kill someone, which character would it be and why? Rule: Respect projection equipment. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are us...
Nov 10, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond In the Mouth of Madness IMDB Synopsis Directed by: John Carpenter Written by: Michael De Luca Released: 1994 Quote: “Do you read Sutter Cane?” Poll: When do you think Styles got infected by Cane? Rule: Don’t commit insurance fraud. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Designed by Freepik https://c...
Oct 27, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Exorcist: Believer THE DEVIL SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: David Gordon Green Written by: Peter Sattler & David Gordon Green Released: 2023 Quote: “I don’t believe in the question.” Poll: Rank the films in our “Devil Suite” Rule: Never send an Episcopalian to do a Jesuit’s job. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under...
Oct 13, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The ExorcistTHE DEVIL SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: William Friedkin Written by: William Peter Blatty Released: 1973 Quote: “Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Karras.” Poll: Was the sequence in Iraq symbolic or did it unleash Pazuzu? Rule: Avoid conversing with a demon. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commo...
Sep 29, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Rosemary’s BabyTHE DEVIL SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Roman Polanski Written by: Roman Polanski, from the novel by Ira Levin Released: 1968 Quote: “What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes?!” Poll: How different would this movie be if it was written & directed by a woman? Rule: 1. Never take chocolate mousse from strangers. 2. If JFK appears to you in dream, then “Plan B” becomes plan A. If you enjoyed this, please consider buyin...
Sep 15, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Prince of DarknessTHE DEVIL SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: John Carpenter Written by: John Carpenter Released: 1987 Quote: “Confirmed sexist and proud of it. Hey. What happened?” Poll: Did the world end in 1999? Rule: Don’t go out for extra credit, kids. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: Desi...
Sep 01, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Last Voyage of the Demeter IMDB Synopsis Directed by: André Øvredal Written by: Bragi F. Schut & Zak Olkewicz, based on the chapter "The Captain's Log" of Dracula by Bram Stoker Released: 2023 Quote: 1. “We are doomed crew on a doomed ship. We no longer plot our course.” 2. “I need this world to make sense.” Poll: Will Universal ever manage to get their Monsters franchise restarted? Rule: Leave at the first sight of dragons. If you enjoyed this, ...
Aug 25, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Prey IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Dan Trachtenberg Written by: Patrick Aison Released: 2022 Quote: “You think that I am not a hunter like you. That I am not a threat. That is what makes me dangerous. You can't see that I'm killing you. And it won't either” Poll: What if Naru’s people had believed her? Rule: 1. Make sure your dog has leveled up “tank”. 2. Underestimate those you encounter at your peril. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffe...
Aug 04, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Blood Quantum IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Jeff Barnaby Written by: Jeff Barnaby Released: 2019 Quote: “You’re bringing your sick here. That’s the problem.” Poll: What is the origin of this zombie plague? Rule: 1. Be a parent to your kids, or find someone who can. 2. “If they’re red, they’re dead. If they’re white, they bite.” If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie C...
Jul 21, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Sinister IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Scott Derrickson Written by: Scott Derrickson & C. Robert Cargill Released: 2012 Quote: “Don’t worry, Daddy. I’ll make you famous again.” Poll: If Tracy had taken the kids and gone to her sister, what would have happened? Rule: “Listen to yourself.” If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under...
Jul 07, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Death Proof IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Quentin Tarantino Written by: Quentin Tarantino Released: 2007 Quote: “Shit. Two tons of metal, 200 miles an hour, flesh and bone and plain old Newton... they all princess died.” Poll: What would a sequel be? Rule: Always drive yourself. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative c...
Jun 30, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Planet Terror IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Robert Rodriguez Written by: Robert Rodriguez Released: 2007 Quote: “I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.” Poll: How is Cherry Darling firing her gun leg? Rule: Don’t make shit, and shit won’t get started. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under a creative commons license: ...
Jun 09, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Oculus IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Mike Flanagan Written by: Mike Flanagan & Jeff Howard Released: 2014 Quote: “Hello again. You must be hungry. I hope this still hurts.” Poll: Do you think you have to look at the Lasser Glass to be affected? Rule: Never, for any reason, go antiquing. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it are used under ...
May 26, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Men IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Alex Garland Written by: Alex Garland Released: 2022 Quote: “Whatever you say, whatever you do, you will never ever see me again. Now get the fuck out.” Poll: How much of this movie really happened vs in her head? Rule: Maybe just work through your trauma & grief with a trained professional. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie ...
May 12, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Evil Dead Rise IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Lee Cronin Written by: Lee Cronin Released: 2023 Quote: “I gotta kill the creepy-crawlies inside my tummy.” Poll: Is the Necronomicon in this movie the 3rd one in this franchise? Rule: Respect earthquake safety protocols, don’t take anything from a safe deposit box you didn’t put there in the first place, and if something is guarded by that many crosses & St. Benedicts, leave it alone. If you enjoyed this, pl...
Apr 28, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Renfield IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Chris McKay Written by: Ryan Ridley & Robert Kirkman Released: 2023 Quote: “Obviously we are dealing with a little more than just narcissism here.” Poll: Is this movie “canon” with the original Universal monster movies? Rule: Remember what you learned in group therapy. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts ...
Apr 21, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Cat People (1982) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Paul Schrader Written by: Alan Ormsby, based on the story by DeWitt Bodeen Released: 1982 Quote: “A superb cat? He’s a menace.” Poll: Was Irena intending to kill Oliver when she went there? Rule: We don’t recommend movies based ONLY on Roger Ebert’s recommendation. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts...
Mar 31, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Scream VI IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett Written by: James Vanderbilt & Guy Busick Released: 2023 Quote: “Get your Ghostface ass away from me, Ghostface!” Poll: Rank the series. Rule: Don’t fuck with Jenna Ortega. Scream franchise Rule: Don’t pick up the phone. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. Some parts of it ...
Mar 17, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Magic IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Richard Attenborough Written by: William Goldman Released: 1978 Quote: “What's the first rule for being an agent? Never forget an actor killed Lincoln.” Poll: How different would this movie have been with Gene Wilder in the lead? Rule: When the Penguin/Mickey says you need help, do it. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. S...
Feb 24, 2023
Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Knock at the Cabin IMDB Synopsis Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan Written by: M. Night Shyamalan & Steve Desmond & Michael Sherman Released: 2023 Quote: “Everyone in the world can die as far as we’re concerned. Poll: Which polterguide has to die to stave off the apocalypse? Rule: Do not fly ever for any reason. If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/A487KYM Our logo was created by Billy Whala and Debbie Cragg. S...
Feb 10, 2023
